Casually Explained: Making New Friends

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  • @alfokenny211
    @alfokenny211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8431

    I feel like Casually Explained would make really good TED Talks

    • @jamesm1041
      @jamesm1041 6 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Viral Videos but in 4 minute monologues

    • @andruloni
      @andruloni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@jamesm1041 He'd just stack them up, 4 minutes at a time

    • @JoeyLevenson
      @JoeyLevenson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Better than TED, being that a lot of them are pointless and full of filler.

    • @jackpadz6079
      @jackpadz6079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@JoeyLevenson Like most anime...

    • @_MNF__
      @_MNF__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jackpadz6079 lmao nice one

  • @xxDrain
    @xxDrain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5550

    I'm great at talking to people when I'm all alone in my room.

    • @killer_greag3541
      @killer_greag3541 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      But when you actually end up talking to people. *GOD SENT YOU TO KILL ME*

    • @knockhello2604
      @knockhello2604 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @x Whaledream that subreddit is full of depression

    • @Strange_Man1911
      @Strange_Man1911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I make better friends with my thoughts than with thots.

    • @MercurySG3M
      @MercurySG3M 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah it’s called discord

    • @lethargy4098
      @lethargy4098 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey! me too :) we should be friends!

  • @ParzivalTheThird
    @ParzivalTheThird 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8833

    “But he said to just give it 9 months”

    • @nataliehhh6062
      @nataliehhh6062 6 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      Parzival I CACKLED

    • @schmeedorcocloa1986
      @schmeedorcocloa1986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Natalie HHH what are you lightning

    • @kiokilol
      @kiokilol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I. Died. 😂

    • @logictrumpsemotion3851
      @logictrumpsemotion3851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      I thought the make-a-wish line was savage but this shit topped it. I'm dying.

    • @laurenc.860
      @laurenc.860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I can't breathe 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @triplflip900
    @triplflip900 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4028

    I finally realized your delivery is like you're doing stand-up comedy, you just don't pause as long for people to laugh.

    • @soundsoul4796
      @soundsoul4796 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      AaronChalce Santiago this isn’t stand up it probably took hours to make

    • @TheVilivan
      @TheVilivan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +454

      @@soundsoul4796
      Stand up also takes hours (and days) to make, they don't just come up with jokes on stage, they write them beforehand

    • @soundsoul4796
      @soundsoul4796 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Than why is it called standup, seems kinds dumb that it takes days to make jokes to make it seem like it just rolls of the tounge

    • @soundsoul4796
      @soundsoul4796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Elvin deSouza
      I see you are also up until 3 am, go to sleep

    • @winstonchurchill624
      @winstonchurchill624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      XO Formula Are you five years old or something

  • @frickjames4089
    @frickjames4089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    “This technique is called getting a job.”
    I could hear the mic drop all the way from some casual location.

  • @QuintonReviews
    @QuintonReviews 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7243

    I was literally thinking two minutes ago “man it’s hard to make friends.”

    • @steliostoulis1875
      @steliostoulis1875 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      hello there

    • @Phil_AKA_ThundyUK
      @Phil_AKA_ThundyUK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I'll be your friend.... SHIT! Rule 2....

    • @susumunakoshifan5345
      @susumunakoshifan5345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      here before everyone starts replying to this

    • @maeve6262
      @maeve6262 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      TH-cam is tracking our thoughts

    • @insertname8889
      @insertname8889 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Quinton Reviews I was just thinking, "Man, I'm just about to lose all of my friends"

  • @bhawkfan95
    @bhawkfan95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5962

    "A great way to practice is by volunteering at the Make-a-Wish foundation." DAMN.

    • @tomwesley1170
      @tomwesley1170 6 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      God damn. Next level savage

    • @ianw8479
      @ianw8479 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      7/10

    • @benjamesmichael
      @benjamesmichael 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      im glad someone else caught that bc i was a lil shook

    • @dannyc785
      @dannyc785 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I live under a rock. Can someone explain this quote? Thanks lol

    • @ScienceDrummer
      @ScienceDrummer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      It means they're going to die before you'll possibly run into them again.

  • @TrueMedallion
    @TrueMedallion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3344

    When you realize that the school system or a random-computer-generated seating chart put you there so you can automatically make friends without you finding friends. Oh how I miss those days.

    • @luvfort
      @luvfort 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      True Medallion .r .hh,fm.

    • @jademoreno7838
      @jademoreno7838 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      True tho

    • @xboys_archive
      @xboys_archive 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True Medallion 700 likes 2 comments

    • @billybobjoe198
      @billybobjoe198 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Computer generated seating chart?
      What are you like 12?

    • @rekthobo9557
      @rekthobo9557 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      True Medallion my school had seats by alphabetical order

  • @lerrygindgren2076
    @lerrygindgren2076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2702

    underappreciated joke 0:02 : "making friends is something that comes incredibly naturally to other people"

    • @hoffedemann5370
      @hoffedemann5370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      This isn't a joke.

    • @PromoCraft-rz3vz
      @PromoCraft-rz3vz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      @Hoffedemann That’s the joke.

    • @marshallzaza
      @marshallzaza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hoffedemann whoosh

    • @Bearial99
      @Bearial99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aye we do exist

    • @cyan2885
      @cyan2885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I thought the joke was the subtle self-deprecation that the speaker can't make friends incredibly naturally

  • @maplemaple1439
    @maplemaple1439 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1634

    "but he said to give it 9 months"
    Jesus.

    • @plzletmebefrank
      @plzletmebefrank 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "Yeah... half-sister, btw... on your mom's side."

    • @augustohff
      @augustohff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I don't think Jesus is his sister.

    • @plzletmebefrank
      @plzletmebefrank 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@augustohff You did watch the video, right?

    • @augustohff
      @augustohff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@plzletmebefrank omg I'm not explaining the joke

    • @plzletmebefrank
      @plzletmebefrank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@augustohff Yeah... I knew what the joke you made was... I thought, and still think, poorly of it.
      I just wasn't sure you understood what my joke was. Still not sure.

  • @darkr70
    @darkr70 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3213

    Can you do an advance tutorial "how to not be weird"?

    • @annahappen7036
      @annahappen7036 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I second this motion!

    • @thomasnewton8223
      @thomasnewton8223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I find the strangest people to be the ones that aren’t weird and fight the urge to be random and off the wall. Those people are the real weirdos

    • @TheRealCountDancula
      @TheRealCountDancula 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please this. You’re my only hope

    • @rohitk4799
      @rohitk4799 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Step 1:- Don't be weird.

    • @strawberrymilkuwu
      @strawberrymilkuwu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Everybody's weird, whether they embrace it or not (*^ー^)

  • @froyohead
    @froyohead 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4401

    Being weird is the best way to make invisible friends

    • @stephenmcginnis5488
      @stephenmcginnis5488 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      and then the next step is going crazy

    • @ayylmao8562
      @ayylmao8562 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      FroyoHead Animation
      That's a pleb move, why go through the hassle to imagine a fake friend when you can talk to yourself and ask yourself questions/talk about the things that bother you and internalize them.

    • @insertnamehere3716
      @insertnamehere3716 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Being schizophrenic is the best way to make invisible friends.

    • @LiikeAralleyrace
      @LiikeAralleyrace 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@insertnamehere3716 lmao

    • @Xylos144
      @Xylos144 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      -"You should go out more."
      -"Shut up. Who cares what you say? You're imaginary!"
      -"At least all my friends are real."
      ...my imaginary friend and I don't talk much anymore.

  • @BombiN0
    @BombiN0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    First day back to school and this pops up in my sub feed. What a time to be alive.

    • @nairocamilo
      @nairocamilo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IKR

    • @Nexifyy
      @Nexifyy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Prussian Eagle I dont think it's luck if you guys had the same amount of time off school :/

    • @Incogonfx
      @Incogonfx 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      First day? Bruh here in Norway we been going to that shit for 2 weeks now

  • @JJJ-li9gj
    @JJJ-li9gj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    How to get friends:
    1. Ask someone out on a date
    2. Get rejected
    3. Them: " But we can still be friends though!"
    Now you've made a friend!

    • @miketyson7274
      @miketyson7274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What if they actually accept

    • @romilgoel4191
      @romilgoel4191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      So bold of you to assume that they don't ignore me. :'v

    • @RongDMemer
      @RongDMemer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@miketyson7274 reject and told them you still think of them as a friend tho then boom you and they have a friend

    • @happyfacefries
      @happyfacefries 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You made me throw up a little

    • @stickguy9109
      @stickguy9109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Modern problems require modern solutions

  • @cheerycherrydoggo
    @cheerycherrydoggo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    He said a 4 minute monologue and this vid is exactly 4 minutes, absolute legend

    • @googleprofiel6814
      @googleprofiel6814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, but the monologue isn't, so he's not even good at that technique.

    • @Vermino
      @Vermino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fucking legend...

  • @BeerByTheNumbers
    @BeerByTheNumbers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2762

    A good friend is like a four leaf clover; Hard to find and lucky to have

    • @lovethedemonwolf2603
      @lovethedemonwolf2603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Beer By The Numbers true

    • @unrielistic
      @unrielistic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      people believe it's lucky to have*

    • @qwerty-2881
      @qwerty-2881 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      shutup youre drunk

    • @ValenNitto
      @ValenNitto 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      One time I found a four leaf clover, then a guy poked one out and laughed.

    • @kotarodesu_23
      @kotarodesu_23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      One time I found a friend who gave me a four leaf clover, it was real nice of him. Then I realized I was allergic to humans and snapped his neck in order to keep the leaf.

  • @3oxiarchi
    @3oxiarchi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1063

    Step 1: Ok, I guess thats pretty easy
    Step 2: Shit, guess i’m not gonna be making any friends.

    • @dorro4813
      @dorro4813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You're so pretty tho

    • @debilman9065
      @debilman9065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@dorro4813 I couldn't stop laughing for 5 months after i read that

    • @ethancbaker2002
      @ethancbaker2002 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love Dix lol

    • @RongDMemer
      @RongDMemer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dorro4813 PRETTY EASY THAT IS

    • @qui-gonjinn3322
      @qui-gonjinn3322 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Step 3: I could make it my feature!

  • @kcwidman
    @kcwidman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    How to make friends: talk to people
    How to talk to people: this isn’t going to work

  • @xzzlonezzwolfzzx
    @xzzlonezzwolfzzx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    More like Casually Savage @ 2:14 I legit choked

  • @randymetscher2725
    @randymetscher2725 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    If a person spends a lot of time alone, in solitude, and perpetually quiet, they can become pretty socially inept. Solitary can make people a little weird.

    • @MrCupcakeWarrior
      @MrCupcakeWarrior 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .esrever ni tub siht ma I

    • @alexanderzelenka2057
      @alexanderzelenka2057 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Also having autism can make you socially inept

    • @noidealmao268
      @noidealmao268 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I spend a lot of time alone AND have autism AND have anxiety, yay I suck! :D

    • @cgme7076
      @cgme7076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is true. It's an actual fact that this is true, yet most people on here are going to argue it's because of genetics or some undiagnosed autism.
      Being social gets better with practice. It's really not that difficult of a concept.

  • @josephfrank3948
    @josephfrank3948 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1035

    "...which is through a 4-minute monologue."
    *checks video length*
    Well done, sir.

    • @Mister_Soyuz_on_YT
      @Mister_Soyuz_on_YT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I read this right when he said it. LoL.

    • @nathantran447
      @nathantran447 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joseph Frank y

    • @lpl2690
      @lpl2690 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This comment should have more likes, it is gold

    • @magisterki3568
      @magisterki3568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well ill be damned. Hes a genius

  • @PaleGhost69
    @PaleGhost69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    *Step 2: Don't be weird*
    Well I guess I'm out.

    • @NewBeginnings1382
      @NewBeginnings1382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      PaleGhost69 step 3: stop fucking up the 2nd step

    • @ashleydah27
      @ashleydah27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Weird is good!

    • @ActionGal
      @ActionGal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dana Homsi - weird is subjective

    • @ohno2146
      @ohno2146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The solution is to find weirder people, because they won't find you that weird if they are weirder than you.

    • @nightfighter7452
      @nightfighter7452 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ohno2146 but weird people are weird

  • @twdjt6245
    @twdjt6245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2876

    He said to give it nine months lmao

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Jen Tuesday, I'm happy to tell you that you will have a sister. XD

    • @evilal20
      @evilal20 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Because I'll be your daddy hehe

    • @RealButcher
      @RealButcher 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes... a very funny remark... "banging her sister" ...

    • @idkwutnametouse8800
      @idkwutnametouse8800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He said he wanted to Bang his sister tho so if u guys are right about him being the dad...😬🤭🤮

    • @nkpersian
      @nkpersian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i literally spat out my drink XD

  • @EricLeafericson
    @EricLeafericson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    I have completely stopped giving a shit if my initial interactions are awkward. One time I approached a circle of people and just asked if I could be invited to the conversation.
    I was a weirdo, sure, but people appreciated that I was friendly and wanted to talk anyway. I eventually made friends with a few of those people through mutual shared interests.
    Nobody cares if your awkward. It's obvious that you're a little goofy, but it doesn't matter, and it's not worth hiding in the first place. Most people don't analyze social situations like that, and they just want to get to know the new guy.
    Matter of fact, 'social' people get away with socially unacceptable shit all the time, simply because they don't care. They're viewed as 'cool' because they break all the rules, but they aren't even aware there were rules in the first place. That's why alcohol is such a great social lubricant. You stop thinking about interactions so hard. It makes you just reckless enough to not care if now is the time to jump into the conversation with your thoughts.
    Even worse, your fear of being judged can be confused for arrogance. Usually that's what happens to people who avoid everyone. Nobody puts together that the guy hiding in the corner has social anxiety. They just think that guy hates everyone.
    You can ester be a little weird up front, or you can be viewed as arrogant. Pick one.

    • @rosease4087
      @rosease4087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeh my drunk self is the alone me in my bedroom, I'm just trying to get that to be me with others - not drunk and a little less ''I LOVE YOU''

    • @starcubey
      @starcubey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That's some good advice. Too bad my social skills are too bad for it to matter :p

    • @mohsina9958
      @mohsina9958 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This! It just takes 20 seconds of insane courage to start the ball rolling, which could end up in great friendships or even relationships

    • @michaeltalley170
      @michaeltalley170 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      guess i’ll be viewed as arrogant feelsbad

    • @SemiDurakovic
      @SemiDurakovic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      What the hell is wrong with me, even when I get completely shit faced I still overthink and don't relax at all.

  • @Hey-kf5er
    @Hey-kf5er 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I’m 18 now and I literally just realized that all of my current friends are from my childhood. I don’t remember the last time I made a new, close friendship with someone. Like besides those 5 childhood friends I can be cool and friendly with their friends but it never ended up with me and her/him hangout together separately, without a third party. Lol, guess I suck at making new friends

  • @astrocrowbeats
    @astrocrowbeats 6 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    That Make a Wish joke was amazing

    • @janpul1590
      @janpul1590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought exactly the same😂

    • @adityaranpura3431
      @adityaranpura3431 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I didn't understand that😣

    • @gabriel2114
      @gabriel2114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It was rather edgy.

    • @NoahElRhandour
      @NoahElRhandour 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      didnt get it either

    • @astrocrowbeats
      @astrocrowbeats 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      "You're never wanna go back in case they're there." He was joking that the kids would be dead by the next time you went

  • @itsalexclark
    @itsalexclark 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1202

    Hahaha. I have an idea for a collab. We meet up nod to each other and walk away.

    • @lifeishardanimations
      @lifeishardanimations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Wait, itsAlexClark's comment got buried in the comments section? DO THESE PEOPLE NOT KNOW WHO YOU ARE???

    • @mustard8412
      @mustard8412 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      itsAlexClark and Casually Explained are two different types of "Animation". They have different fans.

    • @RacingPepe
      @RacingPepe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      3.1 Million subs and never heard of the name. Channel probably not targeting adult women lol.

    • @happymasksalesman9225
      @happymasksalesman9225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      are tickets to see that available now or...?

    • @QuackersMcCrackers
      @QuackersMcCrackers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No. Nobody likes you.

  • @kingofgrim4761
    @kingofgrim4761 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1563

    This is actually a legit guide... Wtf Happened to you?

    • @Galaxia53
      @Galaxia53 6 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      He understands this is a real problem lots of people have.

    • @laggaking
      @laggaking 6 ปีที่แล้ว +351

      He has always been like this. Amazing advice filled with several layers of irony.

    • @Whatwhat3434
      @Whatwhat3434 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It's always legit, especially the gym advice episode

    • @mickey7588
      @mickey7588 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I know! I’m going to try the make a wish foundation strategy

  • @sethabraham4364
    @sethabraham4364 6 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    I feel like the “make a wish foundation” joke went over some peoples head

    • @ArcanePigeon
      @ArcanePigeon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      That was crazy dark. I had to pause the video for a second to stop laughing.

    • @giankie_507
      @giankie_507 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I don't get it.

    • @GoldGlov3
      @GoldGlov3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It didn’t register for me until like 10 seconds later, had to rewind and rewatch, then catch my breath from laughing

    • @noobertsthenoob5989
      @noobertsthenoob5989 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Principe Giankie it kind of ruins it but it’s because people in make a wish you talk to Até about to die of some disease like cancer

    • @spiddyman0079
      @spiddyman0079 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn’t get it either

  • @sisigwithrice
    @sisigwithrice 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "...through a 4-minute monologue"
    does this mean we're friends now?

  • @Hunting_Party
    @Hunting_Party 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2811

    Wow he is behind on his rent again I guess.

    • @IshanII
      @IshanII 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      hey sorry to be a bother but if you have time could you check my songs out. i spend a lotttt of time working on them thanks!

    • @imnewsogoEZ
      @imnewsogoEZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      i would prefer he waits until he has a good idea and proper execution than just shit out 10+ minute videos like some people

    • @saturnshexagon2966
      @saturnshexagon2966 6 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      @@IshanII this is not how you make friends

    • @moistpotato8917
      @moistpotato8917 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Sha shut up nerd

    • @luging2051
      @luging2051 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That guy no one talks about he tried

  • @mahditr5023
    @mahditr5023 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1293

    Is it bad that I take note from his videos?

    • @Draktand01
      @Draktand01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Well that’s what satire is for I guess.

    • @JeffRennt
      @JeffRennt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Aside from sitting at your computer on your time off he suggests actually doing things. Yeah, he's got the right idea. Will I follow that idea? Hell no.

    • @ActionGal
      @ActionGal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      3 points... really narrowed down to just one point....

    • @RobertoFernandezmmpp
      @RobertoFernandezmmpp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol, you're not alone

    • @Maid_of_Spiders
      @Maid_of_Spiders 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JeffRennt agreed, the outside world is scary and cold.

  • @aidensface4131
    @aidensface4131 6 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    This all sounds way too hard.
    Guess I'll die alone.

    • @lizkalikow
      @lizkalikow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aiden's Face I'm ok with that!

    • @alucamon
      @alucamon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aiden's Face ok have fun!

    • @theALTF4
      @theALTF4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      billy, don't bve so harsh, just open up, listen people... and stop being a massive faggEHM! brony.
      you'll see in no time how people think you don't smell as bad as they imagined

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Look to the bright side, everybody dies alone, you may be surrounded by people but death is a journey that you make on your own.

    • @kdez9227
      @kdez9227 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rafael Alódio dark but true

  • @mattwyro7339
    @mattwyro7339 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is one of my absolute favorites. "Be yourself, but not literally because then you'd be at home" is the most relatable statement I've ever heard.

  • @highvickypie6187
    @highvickypie6187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    When I lived in Brazil things were so much easier you can literally walk down the street or go to the park and talk to anyone. Here in the u.s where I live, people look at you like you're crazy for trying to start a conversation and some even seem annoyed !! Ppl will give u dirty looks for saying good morning. I never felt anxiety talking to people in Brazil. But here I feel so scared I'm going to annoy someone.

    • @noidealmao268
      @noidealmao268 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Maybe you're in the UK, not the US.
      Maybe London.
      I live in the UK so I'm not some butthurt American :)

    • @highvickypie6187
      @highvickypie6187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@noidealmao268 no I'm in the u.s

    • @ganondorfchampin
      @ganondorfchampin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I feel you bro, I've lived around the world and Brazil was literally the only place where it was easy to make friends.

    • @skizzlechizzle
      @skizzlechizzle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It’s because the world is a dangerous place, and people are hard to trust nowadays. If some random person I didn’t even know said good morning to me, I’d be pretty weirded out too.

    • @eggshells652
      @eggshells652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      high vicky pie individualistic society that is the US

  • @MichaelJayValueInvesting
    @MichaelJayValueInvesting 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1914

    Me: Anyone want to be friends?
    Comments: No, go away bot.

    • @rinalds1620
      @rinalds1620 6 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      No, go away bot

    • @Oncopoda
      @Oncopoda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I would be your friend, but I have a thing. Sorry, can't make it.

    • @gthemagicnumber9179
      @gthemagicnumber9179 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Michael Jay - Value Investing self aware bot?

    • @andy-ii6ck
      @andy-ii6ck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      No, go away bot

    • @fuasa4724
      @fuasa4724 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      we can be friends...
      For money

  • @PowahSlapEntertainmint
    @PowahSlapEntertainmint 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3087

    (Completely quiet classroom)
    "So do you guys like fortnite?"

    • @joziuwalki1258
      @joziuwalki1258 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hey,it's the CONTeNT cop!

    • @teyton90
      @teyton90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      I could hear crickets after reading your comment

    • @Adam-cj2jg
      @Adam-cj2jg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Cringe

    • @blanktheevil
      @blanktheevil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      In the news today... A student is violently beaten to death by entire class. It is said that everyone in class is now friends.

    • @phinaibe8434
      @phinaibe8434 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Rise up against Justin Y. and take back your throne.

  • @DXCary10
    @DXCary10 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The James line about giving it 9 months might be your funniest and cleverest joke. Thanks for always making my day when you upload a video.

  • @anikae.1528
    @anikae.1528 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "I quickly realized I don't have any interests...anyway"
    Lmao me

  • @spark9_
    @spark9_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    bruh he said "wait for 9 months" I can't breathe haha!

    • @aardvark1464
      @aardvark1464 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      so jimmy wants to bang his non-existent daughter. step 2 failed

    • @_texas_pete_beats_the_meat4500
      @_texas_pete_beats_the_meat4500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Best dark humor joke ever! I had to take that back a few times to make sure that I heard that correctly... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @joshgibson7527
      @joshgibson7527 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’m dying

    • @phie6648
      @phie6648 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Aardvark its cause pregnancy is 9 months, so basically he wanted to bang his mom...., then.... his sister......

    • @zestypatmike
      @zestypatmike 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I would be concerned if some guy says he wants to bang a newborn

  • @24FramesOfNick
    @24FramesOfNick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    I like to make friends by asking if they like High School Musical 2 and if they say no I walk away silently

    • @T1an1s
      @T1an1s 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I make friends almost the same way! After I ask them, if they say yes, I walk away silently.

    • @billyswift1745
      @billyswift1745 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      24 Frames Of Nick you sound pretty lonely

    • @ErikNiceBoy
      @ErikNiceBoy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That's a stupid question, because if they like any movie at all they inadvertently like High School Musical 2 because every movie ever is inspired by High School Musical 2.

    • @kwangyagal
      @kwangyagal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh hey i watch ur vids

    • @myspaceuser
      @myspaceuser 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Stick Man King
      Hey.
      That's not nice.

  • @EternalSeito
    @EternalSeito 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Socially awkward people (Including me) like the comfort of a close friend instead of multiple ones. So make a friend whom you feel Comfortable with, and things will look good!

    • @LuminousOriens
      @LuminousOriens 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Very introverted kid that hates presentations, works that include expressing yourself, and just plays videogames all day rather than playing with people (me, I'm talking about me): This is very true

    • @EternalSeito
      @EternalSeito 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LuminousOriens that's partially true in my case as well. But I generally go through with whatever the task is anyway, and come out feeling better about myself.

    • @harharhar696969
      @harharhar696969 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I believe that’s called marriage

    • @Pollicina_db
      @Pollicina_db ปีที่แล้ว

      @@harharhar696969seems nice

  • @DrAdnan
    @DrAdnan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Post-college friend-making is hard

    • @Slayer021800
      @Slayer021800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      James Knox r/gatekeeping for making friends?

    • @dicklong1822
      @dicklong1822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      S They’re having s competition to see who is more lonely

    • @witoldschwenke9492
      @witoldschwenke9492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Try during college but during lockdown...

  • @FewMinuteProgramming
    @FewMinuteProgramming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Show up even when you don't want to" This is too real. This was my biggest problem freshman year of college (and now I guess). It's just so easy to chill out alone instead of go out side and.. talk to people. Great video. Maybe I'll try that tomorrow :)

  • @eduardalexandrubruchner1531
    @eduardalexandrubruchner1531 6 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    Solution: Just don't.

    • @DaspYDoog
      @DaspYDoog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thats what I tell myself every night befor I go crying in the dark cornor

    • @kinocchio
      @kinocchio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m friendless and lifeless

    • @leonardos.1507
      @leonardos.1507 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      my man

    • @IshanII
      @IshanII 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      hey guys sorry to annoy yall but could you please check my music, i swear you wont be disappointed.

    • @DaspYDoog
      @DaspYDoog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@IshanII yea we are already dissapointed in our selfs

  • @egas8701
    @egas8701 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Even if rare, you’re uploads are always a joy in my day!
    *ahem* in my month.

    • @phie6648
      @phie6648 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dog yo give him some slack, i mean these vids take a lot of work, like he needs to talk for 4 minutes.... and, uuh, draw really horribly, and uhh....
      Oh

  • @hazardous401
    @hazardous401 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Jokes aside, this video, like most of your other videos, are pretty helpful. You really know how to break down simple situations and casually explain them :)

  • @Riflery
    @Riflery ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's not so much making friends, but finding them. When you live alone, work from home, and live in an area with no public social events, what chance do you have?
    Right now my options are I either accept online friends as my only option. Or go to a bar, and just interrupt conversations by saying "I need new friends, and I have chosen your group to adopt me."

  • @westmezzanine4321
    @westmezzanine4321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He can make such great jokes but also gives ironic but good advice all in the same video. The full package

  • @ChrisAwake
    @ChrisAwake 6 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Have you met Ted?

    • @JuddMan03
      @JuddMan03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ChrisAwake no. I don't think anyone has. he never shows up to those talks

    • @adhammahmoud2662
      @adhammahmoud2662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Classic schmosby

    • @chocolateearrings
      @chocolateearrings 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh I thought this was referring to Ted from How I Met your Mother

    • @adhammahmoud2662
      @adhammahmoud2662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It was dude, "haaaaaave you met Ted?"

    • @najmaali2916
      @najmaali2916 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No but I've met Ed

  • @persephone4053
    @persephone4053 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Omg the bang my sister part is hilarious! 😂😂

  • @slinkstingray6255
    @slinkstingray6255 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    90% of all friends don’t stay as friends

    • @MrKaseiyo
      @MrKaseiyo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      They become bros ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @plainplane7580
      @plainplane7580 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You don't need the 90% anyway, just the 10% will do.

    • @angelcalderon5680
      @angelcalderon5680 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@plainplane7580 but how do you take 10% of one person

    • @computermdms
      @computermdms 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ill take a foot?!

    • @jacobisPlayR3000
      @jacobisPlayR3000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      73% of statistics are made up on the spot.

  • @klevin5501
    @klevin5501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I legit need that "how to have a conversation with someone" toturial.

    • @atelieralumine
      @atelieralumine 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi, you seem to enjoy homestuck (I'm trying too)

  • @kirkhope0205
    @kirkhope0205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Show up, even if you don't want to..- even in life itself" yea I GUESS

  • @jimmychong2608
    @jimmychong2608 6 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Step 4: Dont tell people you watch casually explained.

    • @balancemaster55
      @balancemaster55 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      jimmy chong no tell them you doooo

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But the real question is. Is she into you?

  • @wp6192
    @wp6192 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Steps too unclear.
    Made friends with a plant.
    His name's Mike.

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's a good thing, plants always listen.

  • @zxt327
    @zxt327 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    2:40 best part of the video

  • @zetareticulum2385
    @zetareticulum2385 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    It’s sad how we’ve reached this level of social awkwardness that we need the assistance of an even more awkward person to instruct us on “how to make friends” it’s not rocket science and I realize this is a joke but some people actually need this and to those people I say don’t force it.

    • @starcubey
      @starcubey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      So you're implying that making friends isn't actually impossible?

  • @wereallpinkinside8452
    @wereallpinkinside8452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    MeetUp is 👌🏼 i went for a photography walk with my iPhone today, after finding the group 2 days ago. i took great shots, made a few friends, and discovered a part of my city i’d never been to.

  • @thelastcube.
    @thelastcube. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Step 1 : remember that there is a world outside Internet
    Step 2 : ???
    Step 3 : Profit

    • @greymollusk
      @greymollusk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Wait....*
      There is a world outside of the internet?

    • @pheasantry
      @pheasantry 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *WAIT*
      *WHAT*

  • @KevinAccetta
    @KevinAccetta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I went to a college for four years and didn't make a single lasting friend. At least in this new college I'm at I got some friends, somehow

    • @Adrischa
      @Adrischa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great for you! Good that you are doing better now

    • @KevinAccetta
      @KevinAccetta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Stein yeah, it's definitely great. I still get a bit depressed from time to time, but I'm getting better. Thanks for the support! :D

    • @yesterday._
      @yesterday._ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn dude. That’s all your fault, you know?

    • @KevinAccetta
      @KevinAccetta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      sassypenguin never said it wasn't. My social skills suck ass

    • @yesterday._
      @yesterday._ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kevin Accetta
      But for four years? Dude..

  • @TheInstantNoodle
    @TheInstantNoodle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Only step you’ll ever need is to be yourself because if people like you as yourself then the friendship will be real. If you try to act differently they will sniff it out and it will be awkward for everyone. Even if you are weird there’s always someone out there who will like you for who you are.

  • @HUGzJayGon
    @HUGzJayGon 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good video. I like the cuts/asides (which are below with what they had me think about while watching)
    Don't have any interests (find them, there's something you're interested in), looked up facebook (and saw an outsider's perspective), that one weird acquaintance you don't want to become ("that one weird acquaintance" had interests and was passionate about something) , make a wish (helping other to help yourself is a legit-pro strat), because then you would actually be at home (when you have interests, social skills, and friends, you will always be at home (wherever you are)), which is through a 4 minute long blog (if the only way you know how to have a conversation is through a 4 minute blog, the comments section is how you make friends)

  • @raulviana6894
    @raulviana6894 ปีที่แล้ว

    I started watching casually explained when i was 18. Now i'm 22, watching this as i'm going trough this exact same phase after moving to a new town and fiding out that making friends whithout being forced to it is actually quite the task.

  • @moisesadams8846
    @moisesadams8846 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Just in time for my first day of college, you're doing god's work.

  • @johnnym2069
    @johnnym2069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I feel like this guy doesn't care whether he lives or die. He just...exists. 😆

    • @Slame333
      @Slame333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Johnny M Isn’t that all of us though?

    • @johnnym2069
      @johnnym2069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Slame333
      Some people enjoy their lives and others hate it, and then there's people who just doesn't give a shit.

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm sure those people who don't give a shit hate the fact that they don't give a shit though. So that kinda falls under the "hate their lives" category.

    • @johnnym2069
      @johnnym2069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BaldMancTwat
      I guess so.

  • @ideclaredwaronyourfrenchas4123
    @ideclaredwaronyourfrenchas4123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    But can you make friends with artillery only?

    • @snuggle9339
      @snuggle9339 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Your average Commentator only isuicideproductions can

    • @donnydarko1448
      @donnydarko1448 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ich bin einen Artillerie?

    • @jsaba3521
      @jsaba3521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your average Commentator Yaaasss

    • @hyperdistortion2
      @hyperdistortion2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hear they’re a blast.

    • @coolguy4043
      @coolguy4043 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if you believe enough

  • @cocok.291
    @cocok.291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "and then dismiss hobbies entirely after remembering that weird acquaintance you don't want to become" OOF

  • @ZixuanLai
    @ZixuanLai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’m actually crying watching this vid on my fresh year dorm room

  • @APenguinsLullaby
    @APenguinsLullaby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I really shouldn't be getting all my life advise from these videos, should I.

  • @wigglesandgrids
    @wigglesandgrids 6 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    too advanced, 2/10

  • @NostraFnDamus
    @NostraFnDamus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Step 2 is a deal breaker for me.

    • @nightfighter7452
      @nightfighter7452 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He lost me at step 1 fam

    • @TinyLordCthulhu
      @TinyLordCthulhu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nostra Fn Damus don't worry Step 3 is : Fucking up the second step on purpose

    • @aaron6087
      @aaron6087 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait there were steps?

  • @calebcantrell9115
    @calebcantrell9115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "James you did one year of engineering, let it go" I feel that right now.

  • @icantthinkrightnow736
    @icantthinkrightnow736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "The most important thing is *Be Yourself*
    Not literally of course or you'll be at home"
    *Damn!*

  • @panther724
    @panther724 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    *Can I do this without leaving my house??? Asking for a friend*

    • @soleilfinn
      @soleilfinn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      imsureyoudohaveafriend

    • @Eisog
      @Eisog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love everything about this

    • @SaucyCheeseburgerwithRanch
      @SaucyCheeseburgerwithRanch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Panther it’s me guys, I’m the friend

  • @mrandursun
    @mrandursun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I can't wait until I can make friends with a 3d printer.

  • @mr.snippy
    @mr.snippy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    I have had less than 10 friends in my entire life and I'm in my thirties😔. I just don't connect with people, I don't get them or they don't get me idk.

    • @Bogstandardjoe
      @Bogstandardjoe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Take enough drugs and you can make your own friends, it's really fun!

    • @1738gabe
      @1738gabe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Man I would kill myself

    • @mr.snippy
      @mr.snippy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@1738gabe Over friends? Nah I'm good, I've got three little ones who need me. Once my kids are grown I'll give the whole making friends thing, another try.

    • @MEN0
      @MEN0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Its good bro live life

    • @cloudgamer178
      @cloudgamer178 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'll be your friend bro 😁

  • @junab3743
    @junab3743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your awkward pauses are *perfectly* timed. Thank you for your service

  • @naomistarlight6178
    @naomistarlight6178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Making friends in school was just like "find the people who are the least toxic and annoying at your school and hang out with them, if they don't find you toxic and annoying, success!" but being an adult with no school what do I even do?

  • @airplainchild
    @airplainchild 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Me (at grocery store): ... I really wish someon would talk to me... I really need some friends.
    Random girl: Hey, I really like your sweater!
    Me: Ummm... thanks. Okay, bye. (Why TF is that weirdo talking to me.)

    • @Jo-chilin
      @Jo-chilin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      airplainchild ya but like how do you take that and then make it into a full conversation? That’s always been my struggle I’m really bad at keeping a conversation going

    • @iscreamforicecream7066
      @iscreamforicecream7066 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That is me 100%

    • @Sammyv17
      @Sammyv17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just start singing that Weezer song. There's a slight chance they'll laugh.

    • @traveler7984
      @traveler7984 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Isabell G. That’s seems like a really good idea I will attempt this the next time a human approaches me

    • @i.g.8206
      @i.g.8206 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay good luck. But do so in case of sweater appreciation only :DDD

  • @asafchen2088
    @asafchen2088 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    So your'e saying I can't just throw a pokeball and capture them to make them my friends?

  • @WholesomeLad
    @WholesomeLad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    What if I cant make old friends?

  • @peterm5509
    @peterm5509 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    “After remembering that one weird acquaintance you don’t want to become.” Thank you for planting that seed. I’ve never thought that a single time in my life until now.

  • @FelixHuron
    @FelixHuron 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am big fan since so much I can’t recall if it was 4 rather then 6 yrs ago! Really enjoy your work, together with Aussie man review you’re my fav TH-cam artists! I saw a lad suggested the moving out plot and actually worked out, so gonna try to call some shots (obviously they’re just mere suggestions and have no actual demand): 1) pro and counts of falling in love: good sensation vs commitment and becoming depending; 2) how to choose a pleasure purpose read; 3) types of approach w sheila; 4) types of vacation: budget, location, company; 5) pro and counts: relationship vs dating; 6) worst thing/mistake that could happen at work; 7) portrait on how our generation will fit in role of parenting; 8) extravagant plot, eg Canada profit of Trump wall building to invade the US/how Europe would be if it was lead by Greece/Bruxelles and Frankfurt in the EU governance: function and objectives; 9) types and dynamics of particular small talks and setting. Eg: elevator, gf parents, bartender, newspaper shop; 10) time process and paradox, eg: growing/remain at 20, party/relax and have a quiet time, getting wasted/becoming picky w alchool brand and chronological order or simply not up to risk to overtake some irrational choices. Keep it up men, regards from Italy

  • @xqcpog7597
    @xqcpog7597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Friends? Is that like a new video game? Where do I get that? Do they sell it at GameStop?

    • @vykx88
      @vykx88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's a DLC you get in Sims

    • @hansfranz8795
      @hansfranz8795 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, it's a television series.

    • @TheCycledude37
      @TheCycledude37 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No it's a TV show

  • @PowahSlapEntertainmint
    @PowahSlapEntertainmint 6 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Instructions unclear: Accidentally became a super villain.

    • @captain_swaggin4065
      @captain_swaggin4065 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PowahSlap Entertainmint that was original, here have a like

    • @Miles-ub7rz
      @Miles-ub7rz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do people find this funny?

    • @gamesboy123able
      @gamesboy123able 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      all might will find u

    • @pranav4937
      @pranav4937 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wdym powahslap

    • @brandonknable7890
      @brandonknable7890 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Miles-ub7rz yes 😂

  • @martinjez1
    @martinjez1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Friends? Those are pretty rare these days, I haven't encountered those in years...

    • @AJMONEY2010
      @AJMONEY2010 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow the pic matches so perfectly

  • @nickre96988
    @nickre96988 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every time he goes silent I feel like he’s looking at me

  • @camdenfreilinger9695
    @camdenfreilinger9695 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:41 That's one of the best dark humor jokes I've ever heard. Oh my lord. This man deserves a raise!

  • @ZachHighlights
    @ZachHighlights 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    i definitely do the "don't be weird" step on purpose to abort missions.

  • @FoonoLIVE
    @FoonoLIVE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Instructions not clear: got stuck in friend zone

  • @user-yb7kq3lr4c
    @user-yb7kq3lr4c 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Do body pillows count as friends?

    • @Mars-uz3xt
      @Mars-uz3xt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @ChillMrShade
      @ChillMrShade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No they are lovers

    • @boobak
      @boobak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      if it has a hole then no

    • @winstonchurchill624
      @winstonchurchill624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ali-a Friends with benefits

    • @Zak-zt4gc
      @Zak-zt4gc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My body pillow just friend-zoned me so I guess it counts

  • @rainbowraven7051
    @rainbowraven7051 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "But deep down they know it's just because they can't come to terms with the lunch they had to buy you at the end of the semester 6 years ago."

  • @Caercutta30
    @Caercutta30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In my experience, captured enemies are just as good as friends.

  • @Sloozberry
    @Sloozberry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    I don't need friends they disappoint me.

    • @dannoinsertlastnamehere6004
      @dannoinsertlastnamehere6004 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SloozberryStoov just set low standards

    • @andy56duky
      @andy56duky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@dannoinsertlastnamehere6004 that's what $5 prostitutes say when I picked them up.

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      0. $5?! Damm boy that's tip, what's the place you go?!

    • @asinineSkeptic
      @asinineSkeptic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Honey, there's a big storm comin'.

    • @Ealstrom
      @Ealstrom 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You won't get disappointed if you never had any expectations to start with, that's a good way to go

  • @nifty5799
    @nifty5799 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    My only friends are body pillows

  • @TisWaffles
    @TisWaffles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    OMG 0:13 is me EXACTLY
    Like apart from being depressed, what are my interests?

  • @ChillWil
    @ChillWil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This man literally has the best merch iv ever seen from a youtuber wtf

  • @shawshank.66
    @shawshank.66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:43 OK I'm quitting, this video isn't gonna work for me

  • @losman4107
    @losman4107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The mug is actually the best piece of merchandise there.

    • @BettyWhite2171
      @BettyWhite2171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CreeperSpartan 77 Ikr it's so cute!