"train stations men's rooms flower shops fireworks celebrations fence with a hole in it Moonlit gondola carriage ride through Central Park The woods behind the liquor store the swamp behind the old folks' home electric car dealership democratic primary" Love it! I would have loved to be in on that brainstorm with the writers!
"Everyone is here is extremely gruntled." If anything, Michael, everyone seems underwhelmed around here. Underwhelmed, overwhelmed. Why isn't anyone ever just whelmed!
I’ve watched this show for years and never noticed that when Dwight and Michael are naming gay spots he says “Electric Car dealership”. I’m fucking dead rn 😭😭
My brother once asked for a raise because he knew he deserved it for staying with a company that wasn't doing so well and he took on extra work & critical tasks that likely would have stuck with him for a prolonged time should he stay. The manager laughed it off. He called the bluff and gave that manager his resignation letter the next day, and for the next 2 days a select group of decision-makers kept setting up meetings to negotiate retaining him. If they had just given him the raise he asked for, they would have saved sooo much money. Instead he negotiated a 3X pay bonus for 6 contracted months, and then 50% permanent raise after that (which he never took because after 6 months the company was still ran by idiots so he left anyway). The 3X salary jumpstarted his 6-digit salary tier for the next job. It helps to know your value.
I have been TH-cam channel manager of the month for 13 out of the last 12 months. You heard me right. I did so well last February, corporate gave me two plaques in lieu of a pay raise.
You are so right. Angela spent YEARS being nice to Oscar, and she's been nothing but loyal to her husband. I can't even picture her cheating like he is, can you?
please make a video "Michael seeking validation" like in that tiny scene when we see him happy deep inside as Pam gives him credit during dundees, and the second one "Andy actually being a nice supportive character" Are there any moments like that?
"He and the senator are gaying each other" 😂
I love this show
😂
Imagine your plan being so sinister that Dwight schrute is the voice of reason and has to talk you out of it.
"Apology not necessary and thus not accepted." I'm going to use that someday.
Same 😂😂😂
Sorry about that
Do yourself a favor and don't do it. You might not sound like Dwight but you will definitely sound like Andy.
U just did 😊
Michael spelling out herpes incorrectly to be perceived as HIV for a split second is great writing 😂
better than that, he spells "herpees"
@@oliveirinha20hirpees
And Herpes Duplex! That is gold
Yeah herpes duplex is way more genius than the other bulshit that this commenter is talking about@@97TJ
"train stations
men's rooms
flower shops
fireworks celebrations
fence with a hole in it
Moonlit gondola
carriage ride through Central Park
The woods behind the liquor store
the swamp behind the old folks' home
electric car dealership
democratic primary"
Love it! I would have loved to be in on that brainstorm with the writers!
Fence with a hole in it😂
How did they even get through this scene while filming it😂😂😂😂. Each one of these are funnier than the next .
“It was a crime of passion Jan! Not a disgruntled employee, everyone here is extremely gruntled.”
Lmao best show ever 😂
"Everyone is here is extremely gruntled."
If anything, Michael, everyone seems underwhelmed around here. Underwhelmed, overwhelmed. Why isn't anyone ever just whelmed!
I got that reference
Even with good luck, it’s overkill. What’s wrong with just being stitous??
I’ve watched this show for years and never noticed that when Dwight and Michael are naming gay spots he says “Electric Car dealership”. I’m fucking dead rn 😭😭
@10:41 "If I'm not in your panties, I don't go vigilant-ies" wow the last few seasons made me forget there are still good lines like this one.
"Jazz IS stupid. Just play the right notes!" might be my favorite line from the series. 😂
Loved Dwight in the end there. Giving her a taste of reality, while he still loves her.
“I need a raise.”
Who doesn’t?😂😂😂😂
11:00 "I'm gonna use SMS text" killed me 🤣
oop! text went through..
Michael: I have a sexually transmitted disease that has no known cure. H...I...
His ex: Oh my god
Michael: R....P....E...E....S
"The Democratic Primaries" LOL 😂
Of course. Dwight would be a magat today. Unfortunately.And Angela.
"Are you wearing lady clothes?" What a perfect line in that situation.
“I accidentally cross-dressed”
We learn later jan probably liked that
"The swamp behind the old folks home?" is WILD
5:28 😂😂😂 Kevin my man
5:05 I enjoy meridith's chill aditude, she knows it's not that big a deal and she not trying to scare michael
The office never gets old
Disagree. Michael treating Toby bad gets old
@@user-sg3xd4dj1p fck no
Dwight was so nice in saving Oscar and Jim
Everyone here is completely gruntled.
"electric car dealerships" 😂 lol
Dwight pepper spraying Roy was badass, honestly
This documentary crew has been following our every move for the past nine years but I don't see them. 😂
Yes you definitely need a raise for keeping this channel and the office alive
My brother once asked for a raise because he knew he deserved it for staying with a company that wasn't doing so well and he took on extra work & critical tasks that likely would have stuck with him for a prolonged time should he stay. The manager laughed it off. He called the bluff and gave that manager his resignation letter the next day, and for the next 2 days a select group of decision-makers kept setting up meetings to negotiate retaining him. If they had just given him the raise he asked for, they would have saved sooo much money. Instead he negotiated a 3X pay bonus for 6 contracted months, and then 50% permanent raise after that (which he never took because after 6 months the company was still ran by idiots so he left anyway). The 3X salary jumpstarted his 6-digit salary tier for the next job. It helps to know your value.
"you put the TV there, you put your family here" 😄
Kevin almost got killed over a sandwich
I am…Oscar Martinez.
Roy got lucky Dwight didn’t use his nunchucks and throwing stars
Knowing Dwight, Roy got off lucky by only being hit with pepper spray
Yup, that’s why Jim literally says “Roy was lucky Dwight only used pepper spray”
"It was a crime of passion!"
Everyone wants and needs a raise. Very few are outspoken about it, except Jim and Darryl.
The title for this should be "The Office is NOT a safe work environment"
Dwight is actually so sweet 😭
I know right I would so kiss him on the lips
Kevin to Meredith: you have a pen!s?
I'm gone.
8:40 I just absolutely love this part. Cracks me every time. Democratic primaries, hope with a wall…. I am cracking up while writing this 😂
I'm torn between believing if this is a normal compilation or admin threatening their boss for a raise.
I have been TH-cam channel manager of the month for 13 out of the last 12 months. You heard me right. I did so well last February, corporate gave me two plaques in lieu of a pay raise.
@@TheOffice Congratulations, that's quite an achievement.
@TheOffice hahaha that's what she said!
Angela and Oscar bonding over something sour is the best thing ever.
Office clips uploader, blink twice if this video title is actually a cry for help
10:18 Rainn Wilson completes his Hollywood Humiliation Ritual.
And yet the only roles of his that I know of offhand are this show and House of 1000 Corpses.
"I'm not in your panties? I don't go vigilanties." Best thing I've ever heard.
“You’re not stupid. JAZZ is stupid.” 😂😂😂
just play the right notes!
9:53 Wow, Oscar was unnecessarily arrogant here... you're cheating already jfc
You are so right. Angela spent YEARS being nice to Oscar, and she's been nothing but loyal to her husband. I can't even picture her cheating like he is, can you?
No matter how many times I watch the office from beginning to end it’s always something to come back to , ❤ that is all
9:17 electric car dealership??😂😂
Creed is the only one who deserves a raise, matter of fact, let's give it to him. Who's in?
4:43... I know it's random, but if you close your eyes, he sounds like Jack Kelly from Its Always Sunny, lol....
3:50 Michael and Karan pant crease are almost the same 😂
Thanks for running the channel. You deserve a raise!
12:57 this is the funniest line of the entire series.
"Fine. It's Oscar, so what?!"
LMAOOO
Darryl was right, Michael almost never advocated for him
For a women's suit, it fit Michael well enough that you don't notice until it's pointed out haha
Tailoring.
“If I’m not in your panties, I don’t go vigilantes” I have no idea how I missed that line after watching this show so many times 😂
'If i'm not in your panties, i don't go vigilantees' LOOOOOOOOOOOL i'll never know how i missed this one
I like it how he didn't even considered firing him for being disrespectful
10:19 there’s my Clive bixby
Is the guy in charge of compiling these videos trying to tell us something with that video title? 😂
The negotiation-I got your back
please make a video "Michael seeking validation" like in that tiny scene when we see him happy deep inside as Pam gives him credit during dundees, and the second one "Andy actually being a nice supportive character" Are there any moments like that?
Kevin almost got wacked over a sandwich.
"Do you know how many guns trevor has stolen from him"
"now I keep it in a safe"
"Good safe?"
"You tell me"
*shows receipt for safe*
"Jazz *is* stupid! I mean, just play the right notes!"
When the internet was new, it was nice that anyone could post anything😂
Also Dwight and Michael are the sweetest people in the show
Italians don’t wear pockets!
I love how you can actually hear dwight's schlong clapping when he does jumping jacks 😭
Why would Dwight want to cover his bobble head in a box? Then you can't make it bobble
Another series you wish you could unsee and then see again...clever and utterly hilarious
Micheal was just too ahead in his time with his jokes 😂
I live how this video made no sense and all the sense in the world at the same time 😂
It's impressive how they can keep squeezing value out of this 20 year old show. I'm not complaining!
Year 2340 : Most crazy offensive jokes from The Office
“I’m not in your panties, i don’t go vigilantes” 💀💀💀
8:33 Do you really believe Dwight is incorrect about someone previously dying in a room?
Jazz ain't stupid. Boring? Yes. Dull? Absolutely. But it's not stupid.
Herpes duplex 😂
Did he call herpes simplex herpes duplex? Lol
I am convinced Michael wore that suit in purpose because guess who forgot about that raise after seeing him in a womans suit...
I doubt that considering he doesn’t like being made fun of by many people
10:18
LET’S SEE A VICTORIAN FANCY LADY FAINT AT THAT!!!!!!
12:22
😂😂😂😂😂
He is also strengthened by despising these Castle people in Ks
Bro chooses the wildest thumbnails 💀
The Negotiation is episode 18
Dwight literally was there for everyone!
The herpes part michael its hillarious almost kill me laughing.
10:19 WHY IS THE 1ST TIME I SAW ITTT
Darryl read the same tactics as Michael, when Michael says "I am declining to speak first," Darryl starts talking😂😂
H-I-... is such a good bit holy
Are you getting an AI to assemble these clips for you these days?
3:38 Was this one of those episode where John Krasinski wore a wig because he had shaved his head for a role in a movie?
Fence with a hole in it😂😂😂
GIVE MY BOY A RAISE
Italians don't wear pockets 🤷♂️
He said , "Herpes duplex"😂😂Fun fact cold sores are caused by Herpes labialis which isn't an STI...Herpes simplex causes STI
So ...he types at many different offices
At various times in the office scott looks like Michael corleone, i wonder if he tried to
Trevor needed more time on the show. He's so awkwardly hilarious.
Did we all forget that Angela is the type of person that would pay to have you killed?