How to be an "Alpha Male" *cringe*

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  • @Penguin-nr8sq
    @Penguin-nr8sq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1512

    Real alpha males don’t let their masculinity be threatened by a woman character in a movie

    • @samhansen9771
      @samhansen9771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      That sounds like something a *FEMINIST PROPAGANDA BETA MALE SOY BOI* would say REEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @venus_envy
      @venus_envy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I loved Charlize in that movie.

    • @daank4361
      @daank4361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Or order fastfood

    • @mellvee
      @mellvee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Very true. Honestly, I'd think a true alpha male wouldn't let their masculinity be threatened by anything.

    • @TheRealFlenuan
      @TheRealFlenuan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Exactly. Seems like it wasn't so robust to begin with-or he's insecure about it because deep down he still feels like a loser.

  • @kaelzant4221
    @kaelzant4221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2337

    I don't feel comfortable taking manliness lessons from a guy who's hands are stuck in a Lego position

    • @juliaciriello9923
      @juliaciriello9923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Great, now the rest of the video that's all I'm going to see

    • @kitkatmewers
      @kitkatmewers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Omgosh you are right?!?!?

    • @shore871
      @shore871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      YOU SAW IT TOO???

    • @anoreenigma
      @anoreenigma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      I said the same thing, his fucking hands never come apart...like what the fuck bruh...move your fingers

    • @JenniferGallihugh
      @JenniferGallihugh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I scrolled down just to see if anyone else was going to talk about his Ken doll hands.

  • @eddyw282
    @eddyw282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +889

    Real men assert their dominance by talking down and demanding things from 16 year old mcdonalds workers

    • @macronswillpowerandnose4169
      @macronswillpowerandnose4169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Eddy W lmao

    • @Stormwolf1O1x
      @Stormwolf1O1x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      It's an Alpha Male technique. As a Beta Male, I feel EXTREMELY threatened by his Lego hands. He is the clearly the dominant male between us. If I get too close, I risk getting my cheeks pinched.

    • @youngwolf024
      @youngwolf024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      What makes it worse is that its now an echo chamber of actual toxic masculinity( not that sjw shit) it’s kinda gross tbh

    • @divine5328
      @divine5328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Xen at least finally someone can understand toxic masculinity is real and it's not just all sjw bullshit. A lot of it hurts and damages men in reality

    • @sithotaku
      @sithotaku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmao

  • @justabunneh6490
    @justabunneh6490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    He dresses like he's fresh from 2006...

    • @alexander_yoko
      @alexander_yoko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Who cares? He's an idiot and that's all that matters.

    • @learnnottogiveaf8747
      @learnnottogiveaf8747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Online Complainer incels hate pua s

    • @sleepy.1103
      @sleepy.1103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also from a video game. Look at his hands... reminded me of GTA SA

    • @bigman-em7cc
      @bigman-em7cc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rafee Kazi You look very stupid.

    • @dustinalecxander8647
      @dustinalecxander8647 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sleepy.1103 woozie form GTA SA

  • @alnimri
    @alnimri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    "Can I..." is just a form of respect towards the whoever is serving. it is to gain their respect by acknowledging that they are human and not a servant.
    "ALPHA MALE" DOES NOT EQUAL "NO MANNERS."

    • @typicalcookies8123
      @typicalcookies8123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree

    • @vikiai4241
      @vikiai4241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ironically, being confident enough to treat others with respect sounds pretty "Alpha" to me.

  • @pachimari8238
    @pachimari8238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1398

    If you're insecure about the way you order your food, it ironically makes you a beta

    • @ThePlatinumsquirrel
      @ThePlatinumsquirrel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      S e l f e s t e e m l e v e l 1 0 0

    • @VC-wp3sq
      @VC-wp3sq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @Benjamin Little no just you

    • @CerealBoyBlue
      @CerealBoyBlue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      On a broader note, if you're insecure about how "manly" and "alpha" you seem in public, you're beta.

    • @masonmunkey6136
      @masonmunkey6136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Benjamin Little I don’t think I’ve ever given a second thought to how I order food lol

    • @vanessacarlson606
      @vanessacarlson606 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Punting Children I didn’t after I was like 15 lol

  • @dk4636
    @dk4636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +968

    What he does with his forearms is very uncomfortable and makes him look like a bad ken doll

    • @whiteradish1539
      @whiteradish1539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Irisouillou Irisouillou I cannot unsee it

    • @sasha5294
      @sasha5294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes!!!

    • @chasediemer4396
      @chasediemer4396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He's always holding a cup

    • @fabienneselinger3899
      @fabienneselinger3899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He's a lego man xD

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's asserting dominance

  • @gracelu5210
    @gracelu5210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    Assert your dominance by t-posing instead

    • @Max-el7zd
      @Max-el7zd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *N o .*

    • @f.fork.k3452
      @f.fork.k3452 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice profile picture u weEb

    • @alexander_yoko
      @alexander_yoko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@f.fork.k3452 Why did you insult them like that?? As an anime fan, I can't stand weebs... Ew

    • @bestproductable
      @bestproductable 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alpha Male secret leaked by game glitches

    • @ChurlzVA
      @ChurlzVA 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ssssshhhhhhhh

  • @andreakoroknai1071
    @andreakoroknai1071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    they "ask for permission" oh, come on, "may I have" is just basic manners we all learned in, like, preschool. this dude must be a joy for waitstaff everywhere.

    • @cheeeseisawsome12345
      @cheeeseisawsome12345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I bet the servers spit in his food, I would

    • @Savannahbanannna
      @Savannahbanannna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@cheeeseisawsome12345 I've been a waitress at quite a few restaurants and UNFORTUNATELY spitting in the food of shitty people isn't really a thing

    • @TheArnoldification
      @TheArnoldification 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      give me burger

    • @browneyesblackdragon7999
      @browneyesblackdragon7999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr

    • @jim-_-59
      @jim-_-59 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      may i have a big mac? if you consent

  • @lamedrawings
    @lamedrawings 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    How to Alpha Male, wear sun glasses during night time, keep ur hand in a very uncomfortable and unnatural position everyday, DO NOT button up the 2nd button on ur shirt.

    • @ray.n_l
      @ray.n_l 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like Tony Ferguson but e

  • @premiumcheddar9983
    @premiumcheddar9983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    He's wearing the sunglasses to hide the fact that he's reading directly from a script

    • @flm0102
      @flm0102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol I was thinking the same thing

    • @gratiae8322
      @gratiae8322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Cody Headings No, he’s wearing them to assert his dominance as an alpha male.

    • @premiumcheddar9983
      @premiumcheddar9983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gratiae8322 that also could be true

    • @barbecuesauceeyebrows8254
      @barbecuesauceeyebrows8254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My name is Barry Allen and I'm the fastest man alive

    • @premiumcheddar9983
      @premiumcheddar9983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@barbecuesauceeyebrows8254 Well, I'm not like the flash at all. Some would say that I'm the reverse.

  • @devilbutch
    @devilbutch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    Honestly, I feel bad for anyone who thinks that basic manners are a sign of weakness.

    • @jrhamilton4448
      @jrhamilton4448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There's a distinct difference between can I have and I would like. Can I have sounds as if you still ask for your mother's permission to do something.

    • @angelgalvan6810
      @angelgalvan6810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JR Hamilton fax

    • @Plutonic_Blue
      @Plutonic_Blue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Vince Manalo dude just order some food if you came to my job on that alpha male bullshit I’d just send you to my manager and laugh at you. People who say they’re alpha and act alpha and definitely not alpha lol

    • @codymist8812
      @codymist8812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Plutonic_Blue those guys are more than likely gay and are attracted to these youtube alpha red pill coaches sexually lol

    • @angygremlin4423
      @angygremlin4423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I thought adults would have more important things to worry about than how they sound when ordering fast food. However, after being on TH-cam recently, I am beginning to question all my previously held notions.

  • @personne-fp6cr
    @personne-fp6cr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    It's kinda funny how you have a deeper voice than Mr ManlyMan McMale

    • @jostockton.
      @jostockton. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Slazo is the true alpha

    • @msjonyba1234
      @msjonyba1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And that’s why I’m on a Slazo marathon. 🥰🤤🥰🤤

    • @alexander_yoko
      @alexander_yoko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, even my voice is deeper. And I'm a trans guy.

  • @LunarLegate
    @LunarLegate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    Saying "Can I get" to me is more like asking if the item on the menu is available rather than asking permission.

    • @TheMeowPresence
      @TheMeowPresence 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      You gotta TELL the employees what's on their menu. Never ask. Only demand.

    • @Twice_Marvel
      @Twice_Marvel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      TheGreatKaoru “I AM GOING TO HAVE A HAMBURGER!”
      “Sir, I’m sorry but we’re out of hamburgers”
      “I AM GOINGGGG TO HAVEEEE...

    • @FR33Willi
      @FR33Willi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhh....
      BONELESS PIZZA

    • @TheMeowPresence
      @TheMeowPresence 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Twice_Marvel GIVE BORGER

    • @arileas3521
      @arileas3521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ERIC GIBSON
      “GET ME YOUR MANAGER”

  • @khalilpontikes7293
    @khalilpontikes7293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    A true alpha doesnt even say "I'll have a burger" he just says "BORGER!" he says until he gets what he wants. "What do you want sir?" "BORGER"

    • @DysmasTheGoodThief
      @DysmasTheGoodThief 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Gloria Borger?

    • @khalilpontikes7293
      @khalilpontikes7293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@DysmasTheGoodThief Idk who that is but I'm just purposely misspelling burger to borger for the meme.

    • @banessuperbrutalmetalfunti2561
      @banessuperbrutalmetalfunti2561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "WE ARE THE *BORGER* . YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED, *BRO* ."

    • @weirdsock3032
      @weirdsock3032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "GIVE BURGER NOW!!" - Proceeds to punch his own head and make weird grunts-

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You could use it as a morse code BOOOORGER BORGER BORGER BORGER BOOOORGER BOOOORGER BOOOORGER BORGER BOOOORGER BORGER BOOOORGER BOOOORGER BORGER BORGER BORGER BOOOORGER BORGER

  • @sampletextjpg1709
    @sampletextjpg1709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1246

    "could I get a burger"
    "Yea sure"
    "I'll have a burger"
    "Yea sure"
    See the difference

    • @ionescumario237
      @ionescumario237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Critically underrated

    • @miguelcondadoolivar5149
      @miguelcondadoolivar5149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Erm... Ah... Ahem, the difference... I guess it's somekind of insecure introspection bullshit...

    • @tearfultyrant4075
      @tearfultyrant4075 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      This is inaccurate. The second conversation would actually be "U-Uh..." *nervously sweats in his presence* "Y-Yes of course sir!"

    • @just1boredgrl515
      @just1boredgrl515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      MIND = BLOWM

    • @FBIguy-se4nw
      @FBIguy-se4nw 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah sure

  • @Trisaaru
    @Trisaaru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2442

    Imagine unironically calling yourself an alpha male. I thought it was only used ironically.

    • @oppakunn328
      @oppakunn328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      I always tought Alpha and Beta is how straight people call Top and bottom

    • @sandran2347
      @sandran2347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I only use it ironically and read it in stories.
      Alpha-Top
      Omega-Bottom
      Beta-Whatever the fuck and can be either

    • @someoneidk308
      @someoneidk308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@oppakunn328 no but it can be in reference to some Weird Ass Fanfiction

    • @011mph
      @011mph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Anyone who unironically calls themselves an alpha male is clearly not one 😂

    • @oppakunn328
      @oppakunn328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@someoneidk308 Oh yeah. I saw some video about the alpha/beta/omega fanfiics

  • @Sodasaman
    @Sodasaman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    -Can i get cheese?
    -....what?
    -Can i get cheese?
    -What??
    -Can i get cheese?
    -Are you saying Can i get cheese?
    -Yea
    -....it already comes in the burger....wdf dude
    -Oh.
    -Anything else?
    -Can i get lettuce?
    -.....................

    • @thisphoneisbusted
      @thisphoneisbusted 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Soda Sama it was even more golden in the beginning because she said "it comes w no cheese"

    • @taijutsugal
      @taijutsugal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Speech 100

    • @night7098
      @night7098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Did you know? Alphas are released before betas in the gaming industry, but what if you were the full version?

    • @TheHamburgerFella
      @TheHamburgerFella 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      /b/ro 100

    • @GoingDarkkk
      @GoingDarkkk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soda Sama lmao 😂

  • @GoingDarkkk
    @GoingDarkkk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    1950: In the future we will have flying cars
    2018: hOW tO be An aLpHa MAle

  • @alicelynn7647
    @alicelynn7647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    When your masculinity is so fragile an action movie threatens to break it...

    • @alicelynn7647
      @alicelynn7647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@relicmusicofficial The guy talks about Mad Max, an action movie. He won't watch it because it promotes strong female characters trying to break free and fight against what they are forced to be... an action movie went against his concept of gender and tried to make him see women as something more than the weaker sex, and he saw this as a threat, trying to indoctrinate him into being less than an "alpha male". An action movie just threatened to break his masculinity because Hollywood wanted to show strong female characters being equal to men.
      I understand his point, and still think his masculinity is THAT fragile.

    • @alicelynn7647
      @alicelynn7647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@relicmusicofficial Ofcorse they didn't feel forced to be homemakers, they made their choice. And that's perfectly fine. The women's rights movement wasn't about taking away their choice and forcing them into the work force, it was about giving them the option to make that choice.
      If a woman wants to stay in the home and not work, great. If she makes the choice to make a duel income home, great. If a man wants to stay in the home as a homemaker, great. That's equality.
      Before that it was expected socially for a woman to be a homemaker, there was no choice in the matter. Other than the choice of being a social outcast if she made the choice not to marry and start a family.
      And maybe you should watch the movie, cause it's not about switching men for females. Their characters are litterally forced to be objects of breeding, and they fight back to escape to freedom. I don't think it's made to be a grand statement of the oppression women in real life went through, it's just characters in a plot line
      And while biological differences are not a social construct, most of the gender norms we know/used to know are.

    • @jrhamilton4448
      @jrhamilton4448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The problem isn't action movies it's guys nowadays 18 to 27 who think romantic comedies are how life actually happens. Do you want some guy following you around like a puppy dog? Asking you for permission to do stuff? Constantly trying to gain your approval over trivial shit? Be honest how "hot" does that behavior get you? Being some guys mommy instead of his GF or wife.

    • @kevinzhu6417
      @kevinzhu6417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @JR Hamilton yes youre right theres lots of simps but that doesnt mean that these guys who tell themselves theyre Alpha arent Being cringe either. both sides are pretty socially inept

  • @lalalalala70
    @lalalalala70 5 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    This is why people say watch how people treat waiters when you’re on a date.

    • @lunalluna9401
      @lunalluna9401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I thought I was the only one! Especially because I worked as a waiter and I know how douchy people can be, would hate to date someone like that.

    • @lalalalala70
      @lalalalala70 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cecilia Mayora anyone who treats waitress or waiters shitty should be kicked out from the place honestly.

    • @coolbeans2345
      @coolbeans2345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cos Pretty soon you will become the waiter😂

  • @J-D03
    @J-D03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2027

    Why just alpha? Evolve and become an Omega male instead.

    • @terriblehibibi4333
      @terriblehibibi4333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Wait a minute...

    • @Charcoal190
      @Charcoal190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      good rhythm heaven profile pic

    • @dozzy9984
      @dozzy9984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Like Ghandi in first Civilization?

    • @xx_jeen_xx1834
      @xx_jeen_xx1834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      That’s below beta male

    • @rep9544
      @rep9544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Nah delta male

  • @gatorfan556
    @gatorfan556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Ok but hes like genuinely the biggest beta male ive seen in a long time

    • @graphite2786
      @graphite2786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He gestures more than my Aunt Vera. It's like he's milking an invisible cow.

    • @foxsisters6257
      @foxsisters6257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      exactly. He’s so insecure ew

    • @miguelcondadoolivar5149
      @miguelcondadoolivar5149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@graphite2786 I gesticulate a lot too, but this guy's movements seem forced and fake.

  • @Stormwolf1O1x
    @Stormwolf1O1x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    Imagine being SO insecure in your masculinity, that you feel compelled to watch lessons on how to be an 'ALPHA MALE' - or worse, MAKE these lesson videos to show others that you're an alpha male.

    • @fil4648
      @fil4648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Imagine being so insecure that you can't admit that you have insecurities or that you don't have life completely figured out.

    • @joeedward8576
      @joeedward8576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The last part of that for sure.

    • @BZgA
      @BZgA 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So just like u

    • @cutienerdgirl
      @cutienerdgirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@fil4648 There are different levels of insecurity, there are healthy levels and then there are levels that cause you to search up "How to be a Alpha Male" on YT.

    • @hata6290
      @hata6290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cutienerdgirl and? you just want to make fun of those people? those are the people that need the most help

  • @osmo_sian
    @osmo_sian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Who orders food at least once a day? Ya'll better eat some instant noodles like a good poor person and simmer down

    • @priscillatennison3429
      @priscillatennison3429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I work in fast food (granted, in a small town of 15,000 people) and I wonder how the fuck these people can afford to get $20+ of food multiple times a day! It's insane.

    • @Dinokreechur
      @Dinokreechur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Osmosian King *eats my noodles while crying*

    • @HallsoftheSummer
      @HallsoftheSummer 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@priscillatennison3429 they don't have money to put anywhere else 🤷

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1937

    Just be Slazo to be the dominant male

    • @Mikcaroni
      @Mikcaroni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      kremit the frog I’m-

    • @SaltyMika
      @SaltyMika 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think kremit is becoming Justin Y. junior

    • @simpburs
      @simpburs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SaltyMika Oml yes

    • @simpburs
      @simpburs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im crying

    • @sandran2347
      @sandran2347 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ay I like kermit. He is every where I go.
      Love seeing that kermit pfp now

  • @jonmkl
    @jonmkl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    Me at Taco Bell: “Can I get a taco?”
    _Girlfriend has left the chat_
    _with another man_

  • @hughman6614
    @hughman6614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Ask yourself this: Who seems more confident and secure in their (general stereotype) masculinity:
    1.A guy who is terrified that he will appear weak to someone in the service industry, (who will forget him before he even leaves their line of sight) and thinks basic manners are an acknowledgement of servility
    2. A guy who doesn’t care about neurotic idiosyncrasies, and walks, talks, and smiles however they want (while still respecting general etiquette) without caring what the cashier at Smith’s thinks of his dominant behavior.

  • @LR-hu2pj
    @LR-hu2pj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    "Every show is infested with anti-male imasculated feminist view" (proceeds to show billboard of hannibal, a show about an absolute *BEAST* of a man who is so alpha that he eats other men)

    • @coreythepeanut
      @coreythepeanut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hannibal? Fuck em, hes a beta ma- *eaten*

    • @mariav3979
      @mariav3979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Fellas is it gay to consume another man? I mean you literally swallowing another mans meat.

    • @yohannas3069
      @yohannas3069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      맥스 you are what you eat, and he’s probably eaten a beta male

    • @bogscholar691
      @bogscholar691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ok word though. The only beta in Hannibal is Dr. Chilton and we all know it

    • @ashlyncolburn9720
      @ashlyncolburn9720 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

  • @indigo7220
    @indigo7220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    If Betas And Alphas Exist where's the FULLY RELEASED MALE?

    • @jimmypratt
      @jimmypratt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      That’s Slazo

    • @simpburs
      @simpburs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jimmypratt Omg I'm dying xD

    • @unoreversecard684
      @unoreversecard684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thats daddy slazo

    • @simpburs
      @simpburs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@unoreversecard684 Sladdy

    • @seanboyd5242
      @seanboyd5242 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      EddMed That is Shrek ☭☭☭☭☭

  • @peeppeep16
    @peeppeep16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    What if a female follows these alpha male tutorials? Do they become a male? Do they become a alpha female? We'll never know.

    • @venus_envy
      @venus_envy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      nah, lady brains can't handle it / *S*

    • @KnightroBlue22
      @KnightroBlue22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      My vote is for Alpha Female

    • @NivekTheEnigma
      @NivekTheEnigma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      They become a lesbian

    • @poopcatapult2623
      @poopcatapult2623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      kersten mcquillan she'll alienate those around her just like males following these.

    • @origamifox5180
      @origamifox5180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah, they'll get triggered

  • @Jazzisa311
    @Jazzisa311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    If anyone uses the words alpha or beta male unironically (and talking about humans), I immediately don't find him attractive anymore. Sorry, that's just so lame, and I don't want to deal with such deep-rooted insecurity XD.

    • @Tom-qf1sf
      @Tom-qf1sf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I agree the person in this is stupid, he's saying that everyone should just be dominant and someone you are not. It doesn't make a difference, its just saying males should be better than females which is totally bogus.

    • @yuo3670
      @yuo3670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I know. It reminds me of those people who like wolves way too much and howl at the moon to assert dominance. I like guys like Oobah Butler. He's cool, confident,and down to earth. He seems like he'd be awesome to talk to. I also find alot of animators attractive like Jamie Hewlett. He's 50 and all but he's still so cool.

    • @just1boredgrl515
      @just1boredgrl515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      agree completely.

    • @PrimordialNightmare
      @PrimordialNightmare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The term alpha wolf isn'T really used anymore. The non breeding males start their own packs elsewhere. If the other parts of the pack bred the chances of incest were incredibly high.

    • @bigjohnson2167
      @bigjohnson2167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PrimordialNightmare and what is the leader of that pack called ? Also the alpha of the pack

  • @lemuelyatali1633
    @lemuelyatali1633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Something wrong with being polite Mr. Alpha Male Secrets?

    • @waelfie
      @waelfie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nice profile pic

    • @scouthylian8955
      @scouthylian8955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right

    • @summanus4437
      @summanus4437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      People like him unironically think good manners makes you less of a man.
      I wonder when these morons got the idea in their head that being an uncivilised knuckledragger equates to "superior".

    • @kanereed8729
      @kanereed8729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Kiki Melendez its rocket league x monstercat volume 3

    • @unknownbyself
      @unknownbyself 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joseph Allcott Uncivilized knuckledragger is my new favorite insult.

  • @feici1899
    @feici1899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    I showed this to my mom...
    *now she's my dad*

    • @dabs5081
      @dabs5081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wait a minute...

    • @kornilious
      @kornilious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IM-

    • @feici1899
      @feici1899 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@midniteGMG shhhhhhhh they dont need to know

  • @evcham2168
    @evcham2168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    Step 1: T pose to assert your dominance

  • @SuperJosh-rs6kp
    @SuperJosh-rs6kp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    Srry im a DELTA MALE

    • @saveriannathan1415
      @saveriannathan1415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Shut up im...
      P h y t a g o r a s m a l e

    • @vikiai4241
      @vikiai4241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So you are in transition? :-P

    • @satrio303
      @satrio303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      im a PHI male

    • @archise3191
      @archise3191 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@satrio303 is that a pun ?

    • @satrio303
      @satrio303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +raihan fajar ramadhan no, if you want proper pun it is PI MALE

  • @dantesdiscoinfernolol
    @dantesdiscoinfernolol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Hi, just here to point out that the first order was awkward because he asked for something plain, then added cheese, extra lettuce, and extra tomato like a dingus, not because he phrased it as a question.
    Also, asking for things is polite.

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Also awkward because he repeated the cheese thing multiple times, having the other party struggle to hear you is bound to make any conversation awkward.

  • @ryoshima4103
    @ryoshima4103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +933

    Imagine using the words "Alpha" and "Beta" unironically...

    • @juuso1375
      @juuso1375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ikr

    • @Samiju
      @Samiju 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ShadowRavenWolf omg, truue

    • @Samiju
      @Samiju 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That is an awesome alpha comment😂

    • @cliffdweller990
      @cliffdweller990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I can: while learning the Greek alphabet.
      Or calculus.
      Or chemistry.

    • @TheSkyHazCloudz
      @TheSkyHazCloudz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Any guy who uses those words to unironically describe people is automatically a total loser. There are no exceptions.

  • @jeffcavaliere1571
    @jeffcavaliere1571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    Dude no homo but you've got some beautiful eyes damn they look sick

    • @Taskuli12
      @Taskuli12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Its the ring lamp

    • @redacted4642
      @redacted4642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      No hetero but u right he's got nice eyes

    • @nigel615
      @nigel615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That's pretty beta dude

    • @JackMorter
      @JackMorter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Slazo is a real pretty boi

    • @ReiAnikaAyanami
      @ReiAnikaAyanami 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sick? he should go to the hospital!

  • @georgipetkov5077
    @georgipetkov5077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    I want boger
    Give me boger
    Grrrr

    • @mynameisbenL
      @mynameisbenL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *CAN I GET A BOGER?*

    • @angygremlin4423
      @angygremlin4423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gibe Bucky Boi His Borger

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and that's how you end with a booger instead of a burger because of the wrong pronunciation.

    • @Christian988.
      @Christian988. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

  • @joeycoring8589
    @joeycoring8589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    Damn my mom is a real alpha male 😵

    • @Lolefin23
      @Lolefin23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ThePlatinumsquirrel damm

    • @terraxgaming4117
      @terraxgaming4117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ThePlatinumsquirrel but is she *_g a y_*

    • @ThePlatinumsquirrel
      @ThePlatinumsquirrel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Terrax Gaming Well in only 2 of the infinite dimensions she is. But in one of those dimensions she’s a dragon so I mean it’s actually rather small in that one.

    • @joeycoring8589
      @joeycoring8589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love how this thread has continued

  • @TamaoMizuki
    @TamaoMizuki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Why he holds hands like he is a Lego character?

    • @TheLilacButterfly
      @TheLilacButterfly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cannot unsee.

    • @ashleighcalloway886
      @ashleighcalloway886 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg

    • @Bala_Niranna
      @Bala_Niranna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm ded

    • @afonsooliveira4417
      @afonsooliveira4417 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I always hold my hands like that when I'm jacking my homies like an alpha

    • @cptseagrave1191
      @cptseagrave1191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not just the hands. His shoulders and biceps barely move either. His forearms do all the movement

  • @boot_epik
    @boot_epik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    Ok. So he basically teaches us how to be impolite

    • @aguy-bk4qr
      @aguy-bk4qr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Seems legitimate

    • @kittycatwhiskers2094
      @kittycatwhiskers2094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      *Impolite

    • @chriscros13
      @chriscros13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      kitty cat whiskers lol

    • @boot_epik
      @boot_epik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kittycatwhiskers2094 I guess he also affects our spelling😂😂😂

    • @ViolentAurora
      @ViolentAurora 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Honestly my first thought. So, alpha males are impolite and demanding and aggressive.... how does that attract women, or anyone for that matter? People don't usually want to be around someone they think would hurt them

  • @mollywaup
    @mollywaup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    It looks like he's holding invisible hamburgers the whole time

    • @djdiablo93
      @djdiablo93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      When youre a true alpha all you have to do is prepare your hand for the burger and it finds its way to you.

    • @terrylincoln6671
      @terrylincoln6671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And a small fry in the other

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@djdiablo93 like that donnuts comercial...

  • @fantasystaplesuwu1554
    @fantasystaplesuwu1554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    I have never met a single man or person in my entire life that eats out every day

    • @joeleldo6011
      @joeleldo6011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Hah, I eat out every day monday to Friday.
      School lunches count right?

    • @cossaizy6309
      @cossaizy6309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Im not even 18 yet and i cook for myself and sometimes the family, way better than eating out

    • @blackearl7891
      @blackearl7891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@cossaizy6309 also less expensive, and less fattening.

    • @AARYSS
      @AARYSS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Obviously you’re surrounded by beta males

    • @hntr038
      @hntr038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My tard cousin does, mcdonalds is his second home.

  • @missy4463
    @missy4463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    me ordering panda express like an *_ALPHA MALE_*

    • @cossaizy6309
      @cossaizy6309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ordering food ha none sense a real man cooks his own food

    • @CamelSpyd3r
      @CamelSpyd3r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@cossaizy6309 Real men don't cook food, they grab furry woodland critters and eat them whole.

    • @barbecuesauceeyebrows8254
      @barbecuesauceeyebrows8254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My name is Barry Allen and I'm the fastest man alive

    • @Samiju
      @Samiju 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Char Zy and hunts it before that..

  • @ApollyonEllie
    @ApollyonEllie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    All this talk about alpha and beta males, what about *gamma males* ?

    • @ajomagurd
      @ajomagurd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alpha Beta Gamma Delta

    • @__-wc5zn
      @__-wc5zn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ajomagurd *OMEGA*

    • @nubiedubie1651
      @nubiedubie1651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yotta male Epsilon male Kappa male

    • @cossaizy6309
      @cossaizy6309 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean the Hulk?

    • @basketwind4110
      @basketwind4110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What about *delta males*

  • @hunterhowells246
    @hunterhowells246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    Alpha male tip: make LEGO hands

    • @jupiterwing2984
      @jupiterwing2984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell yeah 😏🙃😂

    • @biggycheese2766
      @biggycheese2766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mate I commented "Ken doll hands" on one of his videos and he went ape shit at me saying how I'm a beta raised by a single mother haha

    • @BearKlaw
      @BearKlaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@biggycheese2766 I think he has narcissistic personality disorder. Most of us can tell that he's hiding a lot of secrets.

    • @Christian988.
      @Christian988. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @biggycheese2766
      @biggycheese2766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BearKlaw no doubt man!

  • @blibblob4323
    @blibblob4323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    He keeps his hands in a pose that's very similar to the way Lego hands look, for about 80% of his screentime

    • @elyxrr
      @elyxrr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lego figures are the most alpha thing ever 💪💪💪

    • @insolubleCorrosion
      @insolubleCorrosion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ( )
      \_😎_/
      Alpha male

  • @Emcostanza
    @Emcostanza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I’ve never clicked on a video so fast my ex identified as an “alpha male” and he’s the most insecure person I’ve ever met

    • @johnconnah4569
      @johnconnah4569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he got a partner? i'm suprised

    • @SpinningTurtle66
      @SpinningTurtle66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      STFU BRO I’M AN ABSOLUTE ALPHA DO NOT MESS WITH THE GENUINE BRICK OF A HUMAN AKA ME
      This is so hilarious to me XD

  • @SomeGuy-qd3li
    @SomeGuy-qd3li 5 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    I've always thought alpha and beta male shit was only a meme.

    • @koffinkiss
      @koffinkiss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @HexagramMan no it literally doesn't

    • @koffinkiss
      @koffinkiss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      People really take this stuff seriously but really "alphas" are just egotistical dipshits with entitlement issues. Alphas, omegas and betas dont actually appear in nature.

    • @e.hanker193
      @e.hanker193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@koffinkiss yeah, heard people started to believe in this because they tought this alpha and beta stuff was present in wolfes.
      In short: no... no it isn't

    • @beans9019
      @beans9019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      People take it too far and then they inadvertently become a beta lmao

    • @styxthistle497
      @styxthistle497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's a Wolvermeme

  • @tomusannonymous
    @tomusannonymous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Talking to the drive through must be a significant portion of this dudes interactions with women 😂

  • @LasagnaTheArtist
    @LasagnaTheArtist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    This dude (and others like him) need to stop taking advantage of men with self esteem issues

    • @coolbeans2345
      @coolbeans2345 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cant tell if ur talking about the guy reacting or the "alpha" male

    • @LasagnaTheArtist
      @LasagnaTheArtist 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@coolbeans2345 the "alpha male"

  • @cerintine3722
    @cerintine3722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Wow i can smell the masculinity from here

  • @davidmills8785
    @davidmills8785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I was half expecting this guy to start talking about the gay frogs.

  • @sophialenhart4916
    @sophialenhart4916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    The thing that kills me is in the “alpha” example, he still says “I’d like” as in “I would like” which is still permissive😂 because you’re using the subjunctive/hypothetical tense

    • @miguelcondadoolivar5149
      @miguelcondadoolivar5149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He should just used the imperative and, just to be polite, add a "please" at the end. Or the "I'll have X" structure.

    • @andrewjohnstone7943
      @andrewjohnstone7943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@miguelcondadoolivar5149 or he could just order a burger and not worry about it

    • @miguelcondadoolivar5149
      @miguelcondadoolivar5149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@andrewjohnstone7943 Remember, we are talking about an "alpha" male, he doesn't have the ability to simply not worry.

    • @tia4361
      @tia4361 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry but that's the conditional tense subjunctive is kind of an obscure verb mood in English

    • @coolbeans2345
      @coolbeans2345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why doesnt he just go all out... "Bitch I want it with cheese" I would love to see how that goes

  • @CIubDuck
    @CIubDuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Is this dude really trynna claim that men eat at restaurants every single day..?

    • @TheMeowPresence
      @TheMeowPresence 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't you know bringing leftovers to work is soyboy beta behavior?

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheMeowPresence A real alpha just grabs a pigeon on his way to work and eats it whole raw.

  • @TheFurio2
    @TheFurio2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Fast food worker: hello and welcome to McDonald’s what can I get you?
    Slazo: *BURGER NOW*
    Fast food worker: not this again, Michael we broke up 3 years ago please leave me alone

  • @addadu8031
    @addadu8031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    why do good girls like bad guys
    ive had this question for a real long time
    i want a borger an its plain to see
    i want extra tomatoes and lettuce please

    • @dillonmichaels6037
      @dillonmichaels6037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      atillathefun can...can I get cheese?

    • @koko-rm7ew
      @koko-rm7ew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      you can’t say please you beta male

    • @addadu8031
      @addadu8031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      a shady salesman i've been found out

    • @J-D03
      @J-D03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *g i v e m e b o i g e r*

    • @Danimations2015
      @Danimations2015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *what about cheeseburgers*

  • @royalyoung9170
    @royalyoung9170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    This guy at some angles with his sunglasses looks like an agent from the matrix

  • @011mph
    @011mph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Why does he talk with his hands like a toy Lego?

  • @topshaggerdavid3587
    @topshaggerdavid3587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Sorry dude im just one of those weak betas that are able to cook….

    • @megavega282
      @megavega282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Der pLeB hot

    • @aguy-bk4qr
      @aguy-bk4qr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey same

    • @eclipsehasgonesolo3882
      @eclipsehasgonesolo3882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Respecccccct

    • @music9521
      @music9521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love how he makes it sound like if you cook at home, you are a "homebody" who just stocks up on food and never goes out. Ever.

    • @patriciastastna3768
      @patriciastastna3768 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      humblebrag 101 .nice one

  • @7Deadzone-btw
    @7Deadzone-btw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Alpha males lmao what a joke
    More like i gotta over compensate for something males 😬

  • @pleaseclap3335
    @pleaseclap3335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    "You just wanna sell your little package"
    "alpha male" dude def has a little package 😂

  • @professionalmemeenthusiast2117
    @professionalmemeenthusiast2117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    "Movies are trying to brainwash us into being soyboys!!!"
    Marvel literally turned a chubby Chris Pratt into an absolute unit but ok.

    • @splashthefly9039
      @splashthefly9039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I swear, they have the super soldier serum. XD

  • @ainsley4684
    @ainsley4684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The more "alpha" a guy acts the more I compulsively want to shove them into a locker.

    • @mac533
      @mac533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is why you wait for the full release.

    • @foxsisters6257
      @foxsisters6257 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually, a lil science fact, the alpha thing isn’t rly much of a thing. Males that act overly aggressive in the wild don’t get mates lmao

    • @ok0_0
      @ok0_0 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The males in a lion pride will sometimes kill the offspring of the previous male to assert dominance.
      Alpha Males exist in the wild, to deny that would be crazy. However, that is not to say that humans follow the same trend. I think a black and white classification isnt right but there is clearly a difference in the way people act. I guess 'alpha/beta' is just a different version of 'extroverted/introverted'

  • @renstrange8443
    @renstrange8443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Hannibal is a feminist show now. Sorry, I don't make the rules. Mr. Alpha Male does.

    • @sidney9796
      @sidney9796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      fellas is watching a dude eat other dudes gay

    • @viktorbraginski
      @viktorbraginski 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay but how did he makethat connection when it's just gay fanfiction that got made into a TV show?

    • @EveTheRaviolo
      @EveTheRaviolo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@viktorbraginski is it gay? wut

    • @viktorbraginski
      @viktorbraginski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@EveTheRaviolo have you ever seen it? Hannibal and Will definatly have sexual tension through almostthe whole series, and there's even a part in the show where while they're having sex with two other people, it's edited to make it look like eachother for a bit. Hell Will admits to wanting to run away with Hannibal at one point, even wanting to kill for him.

    • @sidney9796
      @sidney9796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@EveTheRaviolo also that scene "is hannibal in love with me?" is a little less than hetero
      and
      the literal ending of the show lmao
      its a kind of gay

  • @vikiai4241
    @vikiai4241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    It's just like software development. The Alpha version is an incomplete prototype. The Beta version is feature complete but not bug tested. I never date a guy until his personality is at least Release Version 2.1

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why does it not have more likes?

    • @zihaojamesguo2057
      @zihaojamesguo2057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi Im a Version 2.1 Male!
      lol

  • @bananabrain364
    @bananabrain364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Most people I know can't afford to go out every day. I think this guy is a trust fund kid.

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I was thinking the same thing. I was like, how the hell goes out every single day? Do they never cook?

    • @anaju3595
      @anaju3595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He is a MANLY ALPHA MALE, he doesn't need to cook because BETA MALES and WOMEN make his food

    • @jiwoo2820
      @jiwoo2820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@anaju3595 fuck so I'm beta Male becuase I'm cook sometimes fuck me I have to watch all of his tutorials now

    • @samhansen9771
      @samhansen9771 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Definitely

    • @JoeL-bg5ys
      @JoeL-bg5ys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No doubt about it who has money to go out every night?

  • @tealjackson-mappus3595
    @tealjackson-mappus3595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Imagine being so insecure that you take extra precautions not to feel immasculated by the way in which your burger order is taken.

  • @dare2512
    @dare2512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    this guy looks like he'd stalk me on instagram

  • @agentsparkle2375
    @agentsparkle2375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Dude this guy has freaking LEGO hands every time he talks

  • @Tea_enthusiast
    @Tea_enthusiast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Imagine finding out your polite boyfriend took this course before he dates you

  • @joshcross9226
    @joshcross9226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    I work in the service industry as a Barista, and it honestly hits me so much better when someone says "hi can I please have a latte?" Then when some bro comes up and says "yeahh get me a latte". The latter just comes across as entitled and annoying imo

    • @loveyallyangu
      @loveyallyangu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Although a confident but not douchy "I'll have a vanilla latte" isn't a problem.

    • @lobomonos5009
      @lobomonos5009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They are entitled if they have given over money. (I always say please and thank you though)

    • @joshcross9226
      @joshcross9226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@lobomonos5009 yeah they're allowed to talk to me like that but I'm also allowed to think that's annoying lol

    • @lobomonos5009
      @lobomonos5009 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joshcross9226 I never told you what to feel.👍 My only point was they are entitled if they have the money

    • @vikiai4241
      @vikiai4241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@lobomonos5009 only if they are paying the "right to be an arsehole" surcharge, though.

  • @davymachinegun5130
    @davymachinegun5130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    **holds slazo's masculinity**
    Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

    • @PlushTub
      @PlushTub 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The only reason you must hold his masculinity is because if he had it he would have beat you in combat by the age of 15

  • @babs8233
    @babs8233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    How do I become Alfa male is I am female?

    • @s0Shi
      @s0Shi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      "Alfemale"

    • @kydrogenmonoxide7415
      @kydrogenmonoxide7415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      just forget manners and believe funky conspiracies and you're basically there

    • @greendragon3619
      @greendragon3619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Be the Alpha Female

    • @blackberrybicon
      @blackberrybicon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Demand borgher

    • @andrewjohnstone7943
      @andrewjohnstone7943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      GET ANGRY. Trust, one day you'll wake up, and boom.

  • @neonaffliction
    @neonaffliction 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I think its polite to say Can I get something, being polite makes you bigger man anyways

  • @juliang3627
    @juliang3627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    instructions unclear, ordered a hitman on my mother.

    • @CeluiQuiGlitch13
      @CeluiQuiGlitch13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Did you do this *LIKE AN ALPHA MALE* tho?

    • @samsabugs
      @samsabugs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CeluiQuiGlitch13 Hell yeah he did

    • @33melonpaws77
      @33melonpaws77 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      call off 47 before he kills her in some ridiculous way!

  • @Medbread
    @Medbread 5 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    "Most males order food"
    Completely disregards the fact that they can cook food

    • @itchywitchy2248
      @itchywitchy2248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Only beta cucks cook😤😤

    • @Yawyna124
      @Yawyna124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      GIRLFREN! MAKE BORGHER, NOW!

    • @miguelcondadoolivar5149
      @miguelcondadoolivar5149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@Yawyna124 That's beta AF! True alphas say "Mom, may I have pizza for dinner?".

    • @blanky9037
      @blanky9037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@miguelcondadoolivar5149 no they say i'll have Pizza

    • @banessuperbrutalmetalfunti2561
      @banessuperbrutalmetalfunti2561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "Hey, mom. I'm on 4/chan and can't come to dinner tonight. Can you bring my chicken nuggets to my room?"

  • @jessicadlabura1079
    @jessicadlabura1079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    " can I have a burger? "
    *" give me **_borger_** "*

  • @alexisswinford7612
    @alexisswinford7612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    How to be an alpha male? The answer is be a jerk to everyone apparently

    • @cossaizy6309
      @cossaizy6309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Being polite, understaning and considerate is weakness apparently

    • @bremensims6086
      @bremensims6086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *ASKING IS WRONG*

  • @chiefbeef2957
    @chiefbeef2957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Is it just me or is this man C3-PO with his hands?

    • @sinjinvancleef2708
      @sinjinvancleef2708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Slazo or Mr. Alpha?

    • @GiGitteru
      @GiGitteru 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sinjinvancleef2708 Mr. McManly, obviously.

  • @smarty2211
    @smarty2211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    So this roblox character is trying to teach us how to be alpha? Ok i-..

    • @anaju3595
      @anaju3595 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I went to check comments o t his guy's videos and there's people who genuinely believe int his and follow him...

  • @mayaoliver984
    @mayaoliver984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Number 9? That’s weak and Beta. I want number 15. Burger King foot lettuce.

  • @jackmeriustacktheritrix
    @jackmeriustacktheritrix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    How insecure do you have to be to think politely ordering food and watching movies/tv makes you less of a man?

    • @krystenlecuyer3444
      @krystenlecuyer3444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's not teaching people how to be alpha, he's teaching them toxic masculinity

    • @pompouswindbag9956
      @pompouswindbag9956 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's no such thing as "toxic masculinity". Masculinity itself cannot be toxic. Some people may concern themselves with being manly to such an extent that they become unpleasant to be around, but that shouldn't be referred to as toxic masculinity. That's just them being dicks.

    • @jackmeriustacktheritrix
      @jackmeriustacktheritrix 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elizabeth Kyle well that's just splitting hairs, toxic basically means being a dick. Idt RowenAndreas was saying masculinity itself is toxic, they were saying the 'masculinity' this guy is teaching is toxic.

    • @pompouswindbag9956
      @pompouswindbag9956 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackmeriustacktheritrix I just hate it when people refer to any kind of masculinity as toxic.

    • @jackmeriustacktheritrix
      @jackmeriustacktheritrix 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elizabeth Kyle welp, dunno what to tell you, some things can be toxic.

  • @blondinevloggt
    @blondinevloggt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    What are these hand/arm gestures? Is he trying to park a plane??

    • @cossaizy6309
      @cossaizy6309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brother is a lego character, his head is even a block

  • @NinjaMoon16
    @NinjaMoon16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    When he first ordered his food "like a Beta Male", he did it less like a Beta Male, and more like someone who has never ordered food or interacted with another human being in their entire life. He was forcing the situation, making it more awkward than it needed to be in order to force his point, because he knew that if he just said, "Can I have a number 9, please?", he wouldn't have gotten the sort of response he wanted.

    • @kc-ip2vc
      @kc-ip2vc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah and Thu person said do you want cheese and he said can I have cheese instead of just saying yes

  • @Min3freak
    @Min3freak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    How to be alpha
    Step 1: keep your hands like the characters from GTA Vice City

  • @GordonSlamsay
    @GordonSlamsay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I like female characters and I hate fast food. I'm so beta.

  • @lordfarious
    @lordfarious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Guess I better stop being polite and just shout what ever I want when ordering food "GIVE PIZZA"

    • @vikiai4241
      @vikiai4241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What's with this beta cuk "GIVE" stuff? Alphas are all about "TAKE"

    • @PengyDraws
      @PengyDraws 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You got it wrong. You say "P IZ Z Z Z Z AAAAAAAAAAAA"

  • @imbbelle
    @imbbelle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    8:20 I get he is trying to give an example but Hannibal is literally about a guy who eats other people

  • @samalamamarriott4784
    @samalamamarriott4784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Are his hands made of plastic or something?? I literally couldn't look away from them 😟

    • @MrSpartanspud
      @MrSpartanspud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      His weird claw hands took up like 90% of my attention.

    • @hamable1995
      @hamable1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Samalama Marriott looks like a lego guy

    • @sunshineNshit
      @sunshineNshit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are very feminine looking hands, I'm actually jealous. I wish I had hand that beautiful! Maybe he knows this and is so fragile and insecure about them that he puts on this facade of the "alpha male".

  • @limedelta8
    @limedelta8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    *give me börger*

    • @cossaizy6309
      @cossaizy6309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Bröther, can I have börger*
      This needs to happen

    • @JeevesAnthrozaurUS
      @JeevesAnthrozaurUS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anything for you, Danny DeVito

    • @Tea_enthusiast
      @Tea_enthusiast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Gloria borger has joined the chat*

  • @AD-wz6nd
    @AD-wz6nd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Mad Max: Fury Road is just about Max and a woman named Furiosa helping five sex slaves escape a warlord. That’s it. The messages of the film is that peace and knowledge are better than violence and cruelty, that women are more than walking uteruses, and that rape and forced pregnancy are bad. None of those things should be remotely controversial messages ffs.

    • @breadpilled2587
      @breadpilled2587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      They are if you're an incel. This guy sounds like an incel.

    • @dillonmichaels6037
      @dillonmichaels6037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      spacemantango he definitely is. I’m willing to bet all the money I have the two girls he’s pictured with are just 2 random girls he met at a friends party he probably crashed and was like “hey, can we get this picture together? It’s...it’s for a thing”

    • @MetaWarlord135
      @MetaWarlord135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@dillonmichaels6037 That and/or he paid them to be in the photo.

    • @33melonpaws77
      @33melonpaws77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah exactly, wtf.

    • @bremensims6086
      @bremensims6086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alright

  • @maxwellonmars8627
    @maxwellonmars8627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Yo I'm a girl and tbh if you don't say "please" and "thank you" when ordering food it just makes me see you're more rude, it sounds stupid but it's a preference of mine

    • @foxhoundkat3295
      @foxhoundkat3295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The old saying goes see how they treat restaurant staff if he is rude it's a nope

  • @Whossahana
    @Whossahana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    13 year old boys watching this to impress their crushes like :👁👄👁

  • @harkonar4093
    @harkonar4093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Slazo is standing up this time so he must be an alpha male now

  • @OGBeefStew
    @OGBeefStew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Just walk in and ask for a cd rom of Bookworm Adventures Deluxe. The looks on their faces will be awesome.

  • @LolaTheMii
    @LolaTheMii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “Can I get cheese?”
    I mean, you could always order a cheeseburger.

    • @derfret1365
      @derfret1365 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean read the menu first? Like a fucking looser?

  • @satanisananimeboy8022
    @satanisananimeboy8022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Im in tears the last time i heard alpha male in an unironic way was in an incel video

    • @rodolfoclaren6528
      @rodolfoclaren6528 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most guys that call themselves "alpha males" unironically (like this guy) tend to be solitary guys who don't have a wife, nor a girlfriend and don't even get laid EVER.