Sorry to be so off topic but does someone know a trick to get back into an instagram account? I stupidly forgot my login password. I appreciate any help you can offer me!
@Brayden Bjorn thanks for your reply. I found the site thru google and Im in the hacking process now. Seems to take quite some time so I will reply here later when my account password hopefully is recovered.
From the way it looks and how you've described it, Zombie Zoeds seems to be the poor man's SAS: Zombie Assault. It's both hilarious and depressing that a game that costs money is the poor man's version of a what used to be a flash game you could play for free and is now a Steam game that's still free.
XD Your reviews always brings a smile to me. Showing other bad games to other people, while also supporting good games like Caster. In fact, I may give Caster a shot. XD
+The Names Junkie Thanks! Give Caster a shot; it's awesome. I didn't play long enough before the review to figure this out (it was crunch time for getting this thing out) but the weapons you get in Caster are grenades that destroy the ground or generate more ground; I climbed a mountain by just aiming the Eruptor weapon at the ground and firing to create a pillar that carried me to the top.
+Taiya001 You flatter me, Ma'am ^+^ Although brains-for-hats would be an amusing shirt, I think. Or from this one: holding laptop up to your head and "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A PHONE TO YOU?" That would've been great to protest Windows 8.
@@Darklordjadow1 Hi I'm Seth and I'm making a game called xenomon here is the demo so you can do a review of it www.mediafire.com/file/2ul0elh5m8070nr/xenomon_the_final_game_PC_version_demo_unfinish.exe/file
Random fact, Silicone-2's first level will launch... in Russian. And then Blender will crash. And then sometimes it runs in English. No, I don't know why.
6:40 HAHAAHA OMG You and Jim Sterling are just ridiculous. Just when I think I've seen it all, you guys just find these things out of nowhere. You can't make this stuff up xD
*PLEASE* make this a series. I love watching you review these horrible games, and your commentary is hilarious. By the way, speaking of awful steam games... Ever heard of Rock Simulator? ...No. I'm not even joking.
+Shadow Ho-Oh I have indeed heard of Rock Simulator. I wasn't sure if it got past greenlight. I know Water Simulator didn't make it- I've looked for it.
***** And don't forget Turtle Simulator! A first-person game of you walking around in an endless desert filled with a perfectly symmetrical grid of poorly rendered palm trees. 10/10. -IGN
+Darklordjadow1 Oh, but it gets BETTER. At least Grass Simulator was partially interactive. SITTING SIMULATOR is literally A VIEW OF A DESK, YOU CANNOT MOVE, AND YOU ARE SITTING. THAT IS THE WHOLE GAME. You want to play sitting simulator? Get a chair, sit in it, and ENJOY, INSTEAD OF CHARGING MONEY FOR 1 SCREEN THAT NEVER CHANGES. At least Mountain was a nice piece of art in a way.
Someone needs to send you a good game to review sometime, like Unreal Gold or one of the Ys games. ...maybe I should do that when Ys Chronicles goes on sale. BTW, I'd highly recommend looking into using Open Broadcaster Software for recording PC games. It takes a bit more setup but you don't have a watermark, you get just as high quality video, and it's less taxing to run.
Zombie zoieds looks like it was made in game maker. A free beginners game engine for first time game makers! That is what I am using to teach myself to make games but not to sell them!
You should also make a gold indie games reviews with actual good indie games (not the popular famous ones, real indies that are actually good) so they would get more visibility.
Digitalhomicide..... why would anyone choose a name like that? of course! the fuckers are trying to get people to kill themselves by making terrible games! thank you darklord you've saved us all from homicide, someone get this guy a medal!
Hey DLJ, I had another idea. What if u go on steam and u only get crappy games that r a certain price. Like review 3 crappy games that cost .99 cents, or another dollar amount.....idk just spit balling
You've actually reminded me of an experiment that I wanted to run sometime. To demonstrate what a floodgate Steam is I wanted to pick a random date and review every game that released on that day- or at least a chunk of them.
+Will Stewart Another Indie dev has sent me a free copy of their game, asking for a review. It's a horror-themed FPS called Complex Roots Assault. I've got several reviews of my more traditional targets lined up after that.
starwars90001 Mr. Rodan sent me a game called Echelon. I got another Indie Dev asking me to cover their game just like one did with Glow Ball. I said I'd review their game but... it's a long and complicated story and I'm going to make a video about it. It's called Complex Roots Assault and- to make a long story short- I'm going to give the developer a week to get back to me and if they don't respond the review is going to be extremely short.
Probably the only good thing(s) about these games is that the graphics are at least nice. Not saying much though. ...craft... and craft... and craft...
+Patrick Sak The basic game makers like Unity have good graphics and models to work with, so they do at least look prettier than your mainstream garbage games.
***** Yeah, the few indies I've played are among the good ones, and some of them I liked (Super Meat Boy, Hotline Miami, Castle Crashers, Dust: An Elysian Tail), while others not so much (Fez, Lone Survivor).
Man, ranking these games from best to worst is getting harder and harder because these ones are on similar levels of awful. Except the first one. Caster: I have to admit; if Shadow the Hedgehog played more like this, I think it'd be more fun. They still gotta trim out the dumb mission structure, but at least it would play like an actual shooter. robotEX: For a mobile game, this would play decently, I imagine, despite the cheap shots. But on computers, the only decent part is the graphics. Maybe update the controls to use the keyboard, guys. Devil's Share: I will ignore the fact that Digital Homicide pretended not to be Digital Homicide to work around their bad reputation in order to try and get more money because I wanna make this ranking easier and not rate the games based on moral outrage. And... at least Devil's Share has a silly mode, I guess. But I'd rather play Devil's Dare Deluxe. Zombie Zoeds: This game would have been a bit better if it played like a twinstick shooter. There's a reason top downs have an aiming mechanic, guys. Forsaken Uprising: This game doesn't work! It just doesn't fucking work! It's an all-you-can-eat glitch buffet! Silicone: I would say Forsaken Uprising is worse, but since this won't even load any gameplay, I can't tell whether or not that's worse. So too bad. Silicone is an appropriate name for it because games like it is just useless stuffing.
+Darklordjadow1 Im never disappointed by your videos. in fact I always love when you release a new video because your videos are both highly entertaining and highly replayable for me.
I understand the kind of reactionary humor you're going for but after a few minutes it all starts blending into one primal scream of anguish that has me putting the volume down to 5% just to be able to get through the video. These games must have been quite the ordeal to go through but watching your video doesn't have to match the dedication required to play one of them.
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"SOMEONE STOP ME FROM PLAYING MORE DIGITAL HOMICIDE GAMES! Ahem, now... the next game is: Devil's Share by ECC Games."
Oh, the irony...
Sorry to be so off topic but does someone know a trick to get back into an instagram account?
I stupidly forgot my login password. I appreciate any help you can offer me!
@Colin Jax instablaster :)
@Brayden Bjorn thanks for your reply. I found the site thru google and Im in the hacking process now.
Seems to take quite some time so I will reply here later when my account password hopefully is recovered.
@Brayden Bjorn It worked and I finally got access to my account again. I'm so happy:D
Thanks so much you really help me out !
@Colin Jax No problem :D
From the way it looks and how you've described it, Zombie Zoeds seems to be the poor man's SAS: Zombie Assault. It's both hilarious and depressing that a game that costs money is the poor man's version of a what used to be a flash game you could play for free and is now a Steam game that's still free.
XD Your reviews always brings a smile to me. Showing other bad games to other people, while also supporting good games like Caster. In fact, I may give Caster a shot. XD
+The Names Junkie Thanks!
Give Caster a shot; it's awesome. I didn't play long enough before the review to figure this out (it was crunch time for getting this thing out) but the weapons you get in Caster are grenades that destroy the ground or generate more ground; I climbed a mountain by just aiming the Eruptor weapon at the ground and firing to create a pillar that carried me to the top.
Ah, I started seeing that from the trailers saying it can raise and lower the ground. I'll be sure to take a look into the game. :D
"James and Robert Romine, please for the love of God, STOP MAKING VIDEO GAMES!"
That would suggest they started making video games in the first place.
I want a T-shirt of your sayings. "This thing!", "First year design dropout!" , "Terrors of the Library.", "They're wearing brains for hats!",
+Taiya001 You flatter me, Ma'am ^+^
Although brains-for-hats would be an amusing shirt, I think.
Or from this one: holding laptop up to your head and "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A PHONE TO YOU?" That would've been great to protest Windows 8.
I wish actually good FPS's have a "silly mode" where the guns fire chickens.
I wish so too; a game where the silly mode isn't the only thing that makes the game playable.
That would totally be the excellent novelty that would get me to buy the game and I don't even like FPS's.
Well, there is one of the Crysis games, but you kinda have to steal it to get the chicken gun.
@@Darklordjadow1 Hi I'm Seth and I'm making a game called xenomon here is the demo so you can do a review of it www.mediafire.com/file/2ul0elh5m8070nr/xenomon_the_final_game_PC_version_demo_unfinish.exe/file
You are easily one of my favorite TH-camrs, Darklord. Never stop looking at crappy games uwu
Is nobody going to talk about how the objective Box is the same as the one in the slaughtering grounds
I did notice that; probably has something to do with both of them being their first games.
Random fact, Silicone-2's first level will launch... in Russian. And then Blender will crash. And then sometimes it runs in English. No, I don't know why.
Forsaken Uprising is the bastardized version of Far Cry Primal and Minecraft.
14:48 Spinal Tap, apparently. It is a pretty apt reference, I'll give you that.
14:49 It's a reference to Spinal Tap.
I figured someone else had said this by now, but I'm bumping this for those who don't know. Haha.
6:40 HAHAAHA OMG You and Jim Sterling are just ridiculous. Just when I think I've seen it all, you guys just find these things out of nowhere. You can't make this stuff up xD
+PunitveZero Indeed you can't- a guy who decided to use the game's title screen as part of the level's layout.
a new review from you is a good day.
*PLEASE* make this a series. I love watching you review these horrible games, and your commentary is hilarious.
By the way, speaking of awful steam games... Ever heard of Rock Simulator?
...No. I'm not even joking.
+Shadow Ho-Oh I have indeed heard of Rock Simulator. I wasn't sure if it got past greenlight. I know Water Simulator didn't make it- I've looked for it.
***** And don't forget Turtle Simulator!
A first-person game of you walking around in an endless desert filled with a perfectly symmetrical grid of poorly rendered palm trees.
10/10. -IGN
Shadow Ho-Oh
I have not heard of Turtle Simulator before. That's a new one to me.
+Darklordjadow1 Oh, but it gets BETTER. At least Grass Simulator was partially interactive.
SITTING SIMULATOR is literally A VIEW OF A DESK, YOU CANNOT MOVE, AND YOU ARE SITTING. THAT IS THE WHOLE GAME.
You want to play sitting simulator? Get a chair, sit in it, and ENJOY, INSTEAD OF CHARGING MONEY FOR 1 SCREEN THAT NEVER CHANGES.
At least Mountain was a nice piece of art in a way.
Shadow Ho-Oh
Haven't heard of that one either; just keep retelling the same crappy joke that wasn't funny the first 50 times either.
Someone needs to send you a good game to review sometime, like Unreal Gold or one of the Ys games. ...maybe I should do that when Ys Chronicles goes on sale.
BTW, I'd highly recommend looking into using Open Broadcaster Software for recording PC games. It takes a bit more setup but you don't have a watermark, you get just as high quality video, and it's less taxing to run.
I sent him serious sam which is a great game.
Dude, this is great. Make more please!
Everytime I watch this guy's videos I always laugh my ass off. Whether it's the games or his reactions
LOL
03:40 , THIS IS WHY IM SUBSCRIBED!!!
LOL
As Nerdcubed's video shows, in Silicone 2 you have to set the language to Russian for it to work at all.
Hey when I bought caster it had a positive review score so I was hopping it would be good. The others I hoped were shit.
Zombie zoieds looks like it was made in game maker. A free beginners game engine for first time game makers! That is what I am using to teach myself to make games but not to sell them!
Gustavus Adolphus i could bet one dollar that is a ripoff of Left for Dead 4k, a game made to fit 4kilobytes
2:42 "NO, F*ck you!" I laughed so hard :D :D
is there any way to ban accounts if so they really need to do the with DH
The real question is...
When will dive into the Titanic be in the indie reviews?
Hey Jadow the how much more black bit is from this is spinal tap your welcome
Forsaken Uprising.....if Minecraft was done badly
'The answer is none'
Go watch This Is Spinal Tap :)
it was nice to see digital homicide stealing from RUST.
You should do a review where throughout the video it gets more and more ear rapier
You should also make a gold indie games reviews with actual good indie games (not the popular famous ones, real indies that are actually good) so they would get more visibility.
Please review Hotline Miami! I f*cking love Hotline Miami!!!
bro? I'd love to see good steam games too. one reason i like reviews is i find great games too.. but its awesome knowing what to avoid as well.
+Robert Luke That isn't a bad idea; I do have some good Steam Indie games. Thanks for the suggestion.
Digitalhomicide..... why would anyone choose a name like that?
of course! the fuckers are trying to get people to kill themselves by making terrible games! thank you darklord you've saved us all from homicide, someone get this guy a medal!
Caster reminds me of Sonic way too much more than it should... Probably a better shooter than Shadow the Hedgehog, at least.
Hey DLJ, I had another idea. What if u go on steam and u only get crappy games that r a certain price. Like review 3 crappy games that cost .99 cents, or another dollar amount.....idk just spit balling
You've actually reminded me of an experiment that I wanted to run sometime. To demonstrate what a floodgate Steam is I wanted to pick a random date and review every game that released on that day- or at least a chunk of them.
I like this channel.. Stopping one person at a time from buying shitty Steam games.. You need more subs..
Thank you very much!
Caster looks a bit like Sonic to me. That being said it looks more fun than Sonic Boom Rise of Lyric.
+Original Nintendo Seal of No Quality From what I've heard a LOT of things look more fun than Sonic Boom.
+Darklordjadow1 Even Sonic 06 looks more fun than Sonic Boom.
So wait is Minecraft in the way or is it similar to it 9:24
What are you gonna review next?
+Will Stewart Another Indie dev has sent me a free copy of their game, asking for a review. It's a horror-themed FPS called Complex Roots Assault. I've got several reviews of my more traditional targets lined up after that.
Try Dinosaur Hunt and Survival Zombies The Inverted Evolution
EVE... not "EVA". WALL-E had a speech impediment.
be careful, Digital Homicide might try and take down your video with a copyright claim :p
Quite ironic that Steam refunds exist, only because Batman Arkham knight on PC is total shit.
could have tried undertale that games probably indie game of the year(probably decade).
+starwars90001 I don't play a lot of RPG's.
+Darklordjadow1 understandable, not ever hit game can get everyone but what indie will you do next? freedom planet or something on those lines.
starwars90001
Mr. Rodan sent me a game called Echelon. I got another Indie Dev asking me to cover their game just like one did with Glow Ball. I said I'd review their game but... it's a long and complicated story and I'm going to make a video about it.
It's called Complex Roots Assault and- to make a long story short- I'm going to give the developer a week to get back to me and if they don't respond the review is going to be extremely short.
Probably the only good thing(s) about these games is that the graphics are at least nice. Not saying much though.
...craft... and craft... and craft...
+Patrick Sak The basic game makers like Unity have good graphics and models to work with, so they do at least look prettier than your mainstream garbage games.
I suppose it's a good thing I generally don't play indie games...
+shnick1990 There are good ones, but you really need to do your research before trying one.
***** Yeah, the few indies I've played are among the good ones, and some of them I liked (Super Meat Boy, Hotline Miami, Castle Crashers, Dust: An Elysian Tail), while others not so much (Fez, Lone Survivor).
YAY MORE CRAPPY GAMES I WILL NEVER PLAY, BUT WILL ALWAYS HATE! THANK YOU DARK LORD FOR THE HATE!
Man, ranking these games from best to worst is getting harder and harder because these ones are on similar levels of awful. Except the first one.
Caster: I have to admit; if Shadow the Hedgehog played more like this, I think it'd be more fun. They still gotta trim out the dumb mission structure, but at least it would play like an actual shooter.
robotEX: For a mobile game, this would play decently, I imagine, despite the cheap shots. But on computers, the only decent part is the graphics. Maybe update the controls to use the keyboard, guys.
Devil's Share: I will ignore the fact that Digital Homicide pretended not to be Digital Homicide to work around their bad reputation in order to try and get more money because I wanna make this ranking easier and not rate the games based on moral outrage. And... at least Devil's Share has a silly mode, I guess. But I'd rather play Devil's Dare Deluxe.
Zombie Zoeds: This game would have been a bit better if it played like a twinstick shooter. There's a reason top downs have an aiming mechanic, guys.
Forsaken Uprising: This game doesn't work! It just doesn't fucking work! It's an all-you-can-eat glitch buffet!
Silicone: I would say Forsaken Uprising is worse, but since this won't even load any gameplay, I can't tell whether or not that's worse. So too bad. Silicone is an appropriate name for it because games like it is just useless stuffing.
this should be fun considering that indie steam games are usually bad.
Binding of Isaac, Braid, Hotline Miami, Disco Dodgeball, FOTONICA, Fran Bow, etc would like to disagree with you
+Farcry223 Well I hope that it didn't disappoint.
+Darklordjadow1 Im never disappointed by your videos. in fact I always love when you release a new video because your videos are both highly entertaining and highly replayable for me.
+Fabrysiheder no disrespect to those games braid is one of my favorite indie games and hotline Miami is a fantastic mindfuck of a game
What's your steam name?
how much blacker?.. none.. none more black... lol! that game used it all.
Or maybe, u could look for a good game at the cheap price. You'll have ur ranting reviews then u could have some good and decent stuff.
lol. you can tell that horror game was made by digital homicide by just the shitty graphics and framraye
better game are FOR FUKING FREE in browser
I understand the kind of reactionary humor you're going for but after a few minutes it all starts blending into one primal scream of anguish that has me putting the volume down to 5% just to be able to get through the video. These games must have been quite the ordeal to go through but watching your video doesn't have to match the dedication required to play one of them.
You shouldn't have treated the Zombie Zoid creator the same way as Digital Homicide. It wasn't fair. They tried.
Because of shit like these games I stopped looking at the steam store front entirely.
Now do yourself a favor and play Undertale.
+Szadek23 Probably a wise idea. I only go on Steam if I'm actively looking for something.
Thanos loves raven forever
Why that specific date for Lego Marvel?
Thanos loves raven forever
Oh; I didn't know they were adapting the movies into a Lego game.
Thanos loves raven forever
No Thor 1 or Iron Man 1 and 2? That's kind of a bummer.