Daddy Gets Roasted | Stavros Halkias | Stand Up Comedy

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  • @f4rt989
    @f4rt989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2232

    Stav could just ask the audience questions and laugh at them for an hour and I’d watch it.

    • @nico258788
      @nico258788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He tickets will be worth his weight in gold so like a lot

    • @goodolarchie
      @goodolarchie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So... you'd go to one of his shows? Madness

    • @10ftSamsquanchy
      @10ftSamsquanchy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's a lot of his show

    • @grimble4564
      @grimble4564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I genuinely was hoping that's what the special would be

    • @Chrispbacon94
      @Chrispbacon94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The best thing about his crowdwork is he’s laughing with them as much as he is at them. He makes sure everyone knows it’s comedy

  • @Koettnylle
    @Koettnylle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    That phrase is pure poetry. I started crying.

    • @jimmy87587
      @jimmy87587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Daddy never cries

    • @Realizinq
      @Realizinq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jimmy87587 😂😂😂😂

    • @JacobWilson777
      @JacobWilson777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jimmy87587 crawls*

    • @jonslg240
      @jonslg240 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      His mom just died..on the cross 😂😂😂

  • @RemnantCult
    @RemnantCult 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1248

    That "BDSM is the autistic way of getting action" joke is perfect. Too damn perfect.

    • @lo.lo_marie
      @lo.lo_marie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Applicable?

    • @qwertyb18
      @qwertyb18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@lo.lo_marie Lauren over here trying to take notes

    • @lo.lo_marie
      @lo.lo_marie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@qwertyb18 I was joking that you might be autistic and definitely into bdsm.

    • @lo.lo_marie
      @lo.lo_marie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@raskassputin7408 I mean I’m not disagreeing. You just misunderstood my original comment
      Oh my apologies, you’re not the original guy

    • @lo.lo_marie
      @lo.lo_marie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh shit, I’ve been responding to different people this entire time😭

  • @andremar6586
    @andremar6586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Daddy never crawls is too perfect as a sentence, this guy might really say it in those moments 🤣🤣🤣

  • @noominiacal
    @noominiacal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    “Daddy never crawls” is Stav lore, whether he likes it or not…

    • @Ruestar1
      @Ruestar1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's as if he immediately caught that. "Don't you ever say that yo me again!" Lol

    • @kiwirooks7299
      @kiwirooks7299 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I know daddy, he moved away but he used to be a customer at my vape shop lmao.

  • @thefirmamentalist9922
    @thefirmamentalist9922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Stavros has this special ability to roast people compassionately.

  • @kakonis
    @kakonis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    I like how he visors his eyes and looks out into the crowd like a preacher searching for souls to save every time before asking, "Anyone here ever been with a squirter?"

    • @Lowkii710
      @Lowkii710 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MarlowWhere
      @MarlowWhere ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shining the light on the wierd wet spot on the couch

  • @kevinzielinski9568
    @kevinzielinski9568 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    “Daddy never crawls” is an ultimate line

  • @SonsofIssac
    @SonsofIssac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Dude is certainly a talented comedian. I love how comfortable he is with the audience

  • @DemMedHornene
    @DemMedHornene 2 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    Stavros is fucking amazing. I cant wait to see another full hour of him, whenever he drops another special

    • @randell6180
      @randell6180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude i’ve been feigning for another special it’s ridiculous

    • @robshred66
      @robshred66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@randell6180 feigning?

    • @robshred66
      @robshred66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Considering he just dropped his last (first) special, I think it'll be a while...

    • @LangstonDev
      @LangstonDev 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hope the next one has more crowdwork in it. Actually I'd be happy with a full hour of just crowdwork from different shows.

    • @jaredkasoff9735
      @jaredkasoff9735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@robshred66 he tryna say fiending

  • @RespectThePep
    @RespectThePep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    “I’m sure your mom is proud of you” fucking cruuuuuushed me lmao

  • @SJL30
    @SJL30 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    So glad I found Stavie. Watching him go back and forth with audiences let's you see the true comic mind at work, not just some guy reading the same script of jokes every night.

    • @bird-mann952
      @bird-mann952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      like adam friedland

    • @Sprite_525
      @Sprite_525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bird-mann952 more like 5am

  • @liberateyourslack
    @liberateyourslack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    Stavvy had to hit the eject button once he caught himself ripping on Daddy's deceased mum. Which is a shame because you really felt like Stav was moving into top gear - clutching the top of his belly, laugh track rising from kookaburra to hyena - but was forced to pit.
    Daddy never crawls needs to be on a t shirt though.

    • @chofaimporovitch1543
      @chofaimporovitch1543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Worn by someone about to get their ass kicked!😉

    • @raskassputin7408
      @raskassputin7408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nah I'm getting that as a sound cloud rapper forehead tattoo

    • @Iwontreadyourreply
      @Iwontreadyourreply 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chofaimporovitch1543 more like worn by somebody about to get their ass fucked

    • @iliilliliiliilliliiliillil9137
      @iliilliliiliilliliiliillil9137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@chofaimporovitch1543 You've definitely never kicked anyone's ass

    • @user-73a
      @user-73a 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Chofaim Porovitch Speaking from experience?

  • @garbageworld9367
    @garbageworld9367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I appreciate you putting captions in all your videos because I can't hear shit when I'm laughing so hard. That dude was a legend lmao.

  • @TheStealthyPyro
    @TheStealthyPyro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Please name your next special Daddy Never Crawls

  • @mapleunix1
    @mapleunix1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I was out of control laughing when the guy said daddy never crawls 😂

  • @georgejestra7747
    @georgejestra7747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    All the freaks showing up to your shows🤣your crowd work is the best stuff out there dude please never stop lol

  • @xGregglesx
    @xGregglesx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Hope this man will be a guest on the critically acclaimed "The Adam Friedland Show" one day.

    • @itsjimwaffle
      @itsjimwaffle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Truly the show ever

    • @mrstronghito
      @mrstronghito 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I really think they'd make a great team, great idea!

    • @emanuelgonzalez1975
      @emanuelgonzalez1975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@itsjimwaffle it really was one of the shows

    • @JonathanRamirez-kd3zv
      @JonathanRamirez-kd3zv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Needs more gay.”
      - critics

    • @chilibeer3912
      @chilibeer3912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They already use a laugh track.

  • @joshcook7180
    @joshcook7180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Dude's infectious laugh is like someone trying to turn over a VW bug that's been in a barn for 15 years and I am fucking here for it. No comic out has me laughing as easily and often as this guy.

    • @klassik3497
      @klassik3497 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Couldn’t have said it better pal

  • @_SirCharge
    @_SirCharge ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Brilliant. Your ability to just let them hang themselves will provide endless material. Crowd work is light work for you. It’s nothing but UP from here for you. 🎉

  • @davidmunoz1973
    @davidmunoz1973 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This has got to be one of the funniest interactions I've heard 🤣

  • @TheBrapbrapboy
    @TheBrapbrapboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Stav is literally the best upcoming comedian y’all better go see him now cause his tickets about to match his worth soon!!!

    • @nico258788
      @nico258788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tickets with cost as much as he weighs

    • @jobananas3052
      @jobananas3052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Saw him for $25 in Toronto.

  • @rring44
    @rring44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I think Stav laughed the hardest at his jokes lol

    • @goodolarchie
      @goodolarchie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's his thing, you can't tank the vibe if you are hearing machine gun laughter after every joke

    • @cgme9535
      @cgme9535 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@goodolarchie "machine gun laughter" haha holy shit

  • @lesleeshaughnessy6825
    @lesleeshaughnessy6825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Stavros is the man respect. Love the crowd work! *chef's kiss*

  • @itsanarchy6430
    @itsanarchy6430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That line was the best to come out of any crowd lmao

  • @OmarMunoz
    @OmarMunoz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    If you are reading this and haven't watched the video you can still turn around and live your life having no context to "Daddy never Crawls"

    • @treyhudson73
      @treyhudson73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But what kind of fun would that be?

  • @andreasvedeler80
    @andreasvedeler80 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Daddy never crawls" is an all time great line

  • @WordToMomsYo
    @WordToMomsYo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Fuckin guy is on another level. This is like watching early Jordan

  • @conditionone2320
    @conditionone2320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Dude, you were rocking the Selena shirt in Houston? That's fucking awesome.

  • @mattpatus5526
    @mattpatus5526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This guy's crowd work is off the charts.

  • @benderbendingrodriguez6697
    @benderbendingrodriguez6697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The bike lock and boxing glove remark sent me 🤣

  • @paullmight42
    @paullmight42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    oh "daddy never crawls" will be getting posted EVERYWHERE now

  • @jimc.goodfellas
    @jimc.goodfellas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Every day I hear a phrase I never thought I'd hear

  • @thickymcghee7681
    @thickymcghee7681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I really like how, he never completely shits on the audience, and always ends with a high note or compliment about them. It leaves the person feeling good, even if...daddy never crawls. Hahahahahhaa

  • @stevem.o.1185
    @stevem.o.1185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think about this at least once a day. Literally every time I get on my hands and knees.

  • @willvr4
    @willvr4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The fact that you put out material daily is pretty genius. This one though is legendary...

  • @colewellnitz1470
    @colewellnitz1470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    im convinced this is one of the greatest moments in comedy history

  • @Maxoknight
    @Maxoknight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man Stavros if fr a genius, literally king of interactive comedy shows

  • @marcelwaddell6290
    @marcelwaddell6290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is truly a tale of Odyssian proportions, my Greek friend

  • @hueywarren4778
    @hueywarren4778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is one of the funniest back and forths ever

  • @thickymcghee7681
    @thickymcghee7681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He is just a naturally funny, looking, sounding, shaped.....funny man. He has zero delivery, but anything that comes out of his mouth hole is hilarious. He was born with a gift.

    • @klassik3497
      @klassik3497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wdym? his delivery is amazing and he be shutting hecklers down like it’s nothing. He always be knowin what to say lmao

    • @Oliver69420.
      @Oliver69420. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zero delivery?

    • @cyan_2169
      @cyan_2169 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His delivery is perfect my dude

    • @klassik3497
      @klassik3497 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cyan_2169 EXACTLY🎯 been saying this.

    • @logansmithers5480
      @logansmithers5480 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So you don’t know what delivery is

  • @dragonslayer7199
    @dragonslayer7199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Daddy Never Crawls
    Don’t you ever say that to me ever again in my life.

  • @randomhero2480
    @randomhero2480 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This guy makes me genuinely crack up which is so nice, thanks stavvy.

  • @PapaDon850
    @PapaDon850 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This short clip is by far one of the funniest of all time!

  • @markhillan4038
    @markhillan4038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm seriously considering a "Daddy never crawls" tshirt 🤣👌

  • @SandstormSouth
    @SandstormSouth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I'm convinced Stav has no material, but instead just has the most incredible crowd work I've ever seen.

  • @nickeffiecheaney1935
    @nickeffiecheaney1935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Best way to start my day!! Fkin HILARIOUS!

  • @PLOttawa
    @PLOttawa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Amazing how Stavros opens this one up right away. That's the kind of tone of someone asking whether you forgot to turn your car lights off. Lol.

  • @jmc6940
    @jmc6940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This guy's a national treasure !!

  • @aycuh7873
    @aycuh7873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I hope Stav remembers that guys face because he needs to be on some sort of list.

    • @lolatu4402
      @lolatu4402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      No one puts daddy on a list

  • @jacksonville4932
    @jacksonville4932 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was definitely the funniest thing I have seen this year

  • @760viater
    @760viater 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Holy fucking I spit out my food at work watching this.

  • @1971jwing
    @1971jwing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMFG - Watching Stavros think about and react to shit is what's for breakfast. Kills everywhere. Huge props. Give this man a streamer! Great health to all.

  • @darthmaul9911
    @darthmaul9911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The daddy never crawls thing is seared into my brain now too

  • @sergiobuzetti
    @sergiobuzetti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That will sound really bad out of context but when the guy said "my mom just died" I burst out laughing

  • @BelieveDont
    @BelieveDont 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Holy shit this was funny, I haven't laughed like this in a long time.

  • @TestyLeaf
    @TestyLeaf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Somehow the exit sign stage right makes this shit even funnier to me. Like picturing Stav just being like "show's over, I'm out"

  • @Freiheit1232
    @Freiheit1232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Probably the best one so far

  • @joedirte8952
    @joedirte8952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “How bout a hand for daddy” 💀

  • @calebkatsakis7093
    @calebkatsakis7093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the best one yet

  • @williamsisiliano48
    @williamsisiliano48 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was hilarious 😂 “Daddy never crawls!”

  • @JustWhyFFS
    @JustWhyFFS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    These crowds are fuckin gold

  • @neilcapers4426
    @neilcapers4426 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the best crown work moments ever LMFAO

  • @joshthompson5411
    @joshthompson5411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Stav should do a crowd work special like Shultz did

    • @bigislander72
      @bigislander72 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like how he does a mix of Shultz style crowd work but also tells jokes with stories.

  • @allessaxon8642
    @allessaxon8642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    he like never talk with anyone for so long, he was genuinely intrested.

  • @devinmckeone
    @devinmckeone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I could only imagine being at this show... I'm at home fucking laughing in hysterics.

  • @krillansavillan
    @krillansavillan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You seriously need merch that says Daddy Never Crawls

  • @macnolds4145
    @macnolds4145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I'm sorry. I'm sure your mom's proud of you."
    ^ Ouch. Too soon, man.

  • @Haloreach1123
    @Haloreach1123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Yooo I was there. Best thing ever!!! 🤣

    • @UrineDeity
      @UrineDeity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did you get a look at the "daddy never crawls" guy? If so what did he look like?

    • @hyperionman420
      @hyperionman420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tell me what the sex autist looked like. For the love of god tell me

    • @ItsameAlex
      @ItsameAlex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@UrineDeity why is your reply older than the original comment

    • @pimposki6232
      @pimposki6232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      did he let you out the dungeon eventually?

    • @LaVerdad65
      @LaVerdad65 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did he eat out your shithole?

  • @coreywagar3890
    @coreywagar3890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Daddy never crawls..now thats a fuckin motto lol

  • @jackal27
    @jackal27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This dude is the funniest man alive I stg

  • @Girrrrrrrr
    @Girrrrrrrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I feel like Stavvy found a kindred spirit here lol.

  • @firebirdstark
    @firebirdstark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Stav just has to ask the right questions apparently 😂

  • @justtakeaway
    @justtakeaway ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "whatever daddy wants, daddy gets" got a sequel no one expected

  • @J4themperor
    @J4themperor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Stavros never crawls

    • @glitchedoom
      @glitchedoom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's more of a roll.

    • @connorspiech309
      @connorspiech309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or walks or runs or does any cardio really

    • @J4themperor
      @J4themperor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@connorspiech309 *in the voice of Jim Carrey*
      Riddle me this Fatman. He doesn't walk or run, but his fit bit says he's gone 4 miles. What was he doing?

  • @tenshi414
    @tenshi414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    quickly becoming my favorite comedian keep up the awesome work!

  • @Aarohnn
    @Aarohnn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    WE NEED A CROWD WORK SPECIAL LMFAOOO

  • @indyrevoly3060
    @indyrevoly3060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    lmfao greatest audience member ever

  • @gourdtube
    @gourdtube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i think i pulled a muscle in my neck. I would ROFL but daddy never crawls.

  • @ImpatientTurtle
    @ImpatientTurtle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Daddy never crawls" "No, im sure your mum is real proud of you". He has the ability to immediately see whats wrong with someone. Honestly I think he'd make a good therapist if you didn't mind him laughing at your pain hahah.

  • @Tododuro17
    @Tododuro17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You can tell this one really got him 😂🤣

  • @DominickvdHoff
    @DominickvdHoff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That took a turn

  • @mallninja12
    @mallninja12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Chicks who call you daddy are in the danger zone

    • @MikeB128
      @MikeB128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Very fun for a while, then you pay DEARLY for it.

    • @mallninja12
      @mallninja12 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MikeB128 Play with 🔥and get burned!

  • @-dystopic-
    @-dystopic- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish I could like this shit more than once

  • @hannibalb8276
    @hannibalb8276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    MORE OF THIS PLEASE

  • @PwnageXD
    @PwnageXD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yo i'm fucking crying. Stavvy's crowdwork is legendary

  • @nndo6953
    @nndo6953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    nobody puts daddy in a crawl!

  • @noblemaremilker
    @noblemaremilker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Stav is trying to humiliate this guy, but he can't help but envy him in the end

    • @noblemaremilker
      @noblemaremilker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean he was comparing their cunnilingus skills at the beginning, but when this guy starts telling him 'I like to make them come like six times' Stav is thinking 'What the hell is this guy doing that I'm not?'

  • @will_gax5072
    @will_gax5072 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    funny seeing so many TH-cam shorts all together xD

  • @fufuberry23
    @fufuberry23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Daddy never crawls! bb 💖💖💖

  • @richardr6327
    @richardr6327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Daddy never crawls

  • @johnryan8985
    @johnryan8985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LoL I hope random people everywhere walk up to you and say, "daddy never crawls"

  • @PsylicybinMonk
    @PsylicybinMonk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Stavros is a genius

  • @Chrispbacon94
    @Chrispbacon94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He needs to make that the name of his next special when he talks about a guy in a crowd one time

  • @HuWhiteNat
    @HuWhiteNat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Crushing always

  • @zoso1up
    @zoso1up 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funniest crowd work RN

  • @robojimbo7039
    @robojimbo7039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How bout a nice hand for daddy your shows gotta be fire. Come to west Michigan..this money needs a roasting

  • @BabyJesus66
    @BabyJesus66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *DADDY NEVER CRAWLS*

  • @sidework1
    @sidework1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The ultimate catch phrase

  • @gelatomadman8787
    @gelatomadman8787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funny afff lolol wish I was at this show