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The worst part of that monopoly offbrand is the fact that in the card says "mammon", and I don't know if the chinese did that on purpose, but mammon is the demon that represents the sin of greed
I thought that was the best part, as well at the name of the game basically being (need) mo' money
Ah Mammon acts like a somebody even though basically no one has heard of him. At least most people know who Asmodeus is.
I know about this because I watch the funny demon show
Obey me fans waltzing in
@@lunariousmoon*waltzing in (technically ex obey me fan since that was my last hyperfixation, but it still counts, right?)
Offbrand Pikachu, I don't choose you. Not now, not ever D: Still, respect to Jaddy for putting an appropriate voice to an abomination.
"Jaddy"
It worked perfectly, your replying user has forgot the move, Forgot That People Call Him "Jaddy" Now, completely!
It’s either Pinocchio from Shrek or Toad on Crack
Jack never fails to blow our eardrums out
real
Jack never fails to blow
"HI KIDS!!"
Jack never
"What is Elmo actually?" He's a monster. Basically all the furry Muppets are "monsters".
what kind of "monsters" exacly?
@@danz9268Basically how they're represented on the show, i.e. Elmo's is a red furry monster, Big Bird is a giant avian monster, Snuffy is a wooly monster, etc
Theory: Curious George never defeated the residual one because he IS the residual one, which is my he conducts the experiments on people.
We used to have a Five Lads, they used something very similar to the Nando Logo. They changed to ‘The Ladz’ a few years back, when Five Guys opened nearby.
13:48 Jack calling the Daisy/Bunneary a "Peach Bunny" caused me more pain than it should have-
Isn't it because it's dressed as Princess Peach?
@@TheGoldenDunsparceNo, it's dressed as Princess Daisy sfshdhsh "Bunny" is fine but that's a whole different Princess--
@@dainafox1316 Ooooooh!! I watched this on mobile and didn't see the color diff lol
@@TheGoldenDunsparce Ok that's fair dhsfhdhd
@@dainafox1316 i had to rewind i just noticed the color difference im on mobile too
1:00 *AAH* You got me a game ... child? Made in chainor- This console is such a knockoff, even the country it was made in is a knockoff!
This is one of my favorite subreddits, thanks Emkay.
Same I love it when he posts this sub
15:55 rule one, blame the higher ups. it is not the programmers faults it is the people going "nope we dont want you to make it" people doing the actual work can only work on what they are given the ok to.
I actually have that off-brand Sonic keychain at 16:17 since my mother bought it for me as a gift, and despite its crappy off-brandedness, I still cherish it c:
And Five Lads actually exists, it is an Irish take on Five Guys.
"residual one is defeated" oh. Last One Loses. It's the game
THANK YOU. I never really understood the naming scheme for that. You, my good sir/maam/whatever, are a lifesaver.
Those Mario Pikachus are perfect. It's-a-me, catchin' them all!
I do love the Chinese monopoly knockoff having a goddamn Mammon card.
The cash is branded "Mammon", too. Bottom left of the image.
14:23 Jax looks like he’s in pain and Caine looks high af💀
Um the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night
i would probably wear the Shrek 2 hulk shirt
1:10 “game child? made in chanor? This is such a knock off even the country it was made in is a knock off.”
14:20 ah yes, even after watching the Pilot myself, there's already.. let's see.... R34, off brands, fanfics, fanart, and memes..
It’s not even episode 10 and already everyone committed all of this stuff
I've seen the Residual One before, but WOW Jack made it REALLY dark.
LMFAO
AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA
Game... Child? Made in... Chainar? This is such a knock off that even the country that it was made in is a knock off.
What is that Pikachu on?
"I'd like to order some hot coffee"
"GET OUT OF MY STORE!"
I lost it!
He said that and I went "BRUH!!"
How many of the younger gamer audience do you think are gonna get that joke without looking it up? XD
1:01 this is such a knock off that the country it's made in is a knockoff
9:05 Avengibles??? Bro ripoff avengers are: inverted Greg heffley, blue freddy fazbear, yellow mega mind, and a green magic pony.
That's a Kyrin
@@caitlinabbott7895 Kirin.
Frick I spelled it wrong :(
No subreddit can be better than this. No subreddit at all.
12:00 "Look at how they massacred my boy"
15:45 no. No. Stop this damn rant. The company mojang has to treat their workers like people, modders aren’t doing modding as their job, mojang needs to test shit, make sure things fit in with their goal and wants for Minecraft. Its not just adding shit. So stop it with this argument it makes no damn sense logistically from the view of a company/studio.
13:20 omg that's my comment i wrote that! Im strangerwho 63!
Nice
Nawh they did my homie shrek dirty man 😭💀💀
‘SHREK 2’ ELECTRIC CHINCHILA 💀💀💀💀
Yeah.... About the GameChild thing...
That came out *WAAAAAAAAY* before TAWOGB. Stuart Ashen actually took a look at the GameChild and before that, he made an entire movie about it where, spoilers for people who haven't watched it, watch it when you can, it turns out it's a nuclear device.
"I’d like to order some Hot Coffee"
And I’m dead
Jack really is something special
*jaddy
13:34 i love how mario pikachu and luigi pikachu are in fact real products
10:17 YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS OFFBRAND MONOPOLY MAKES ME BC THE CARD SAYS 'MAMMON' ANSAOJSKANSKAJSNSKND (if you dont know, mammon is the sin of greed)
At a Chinese shop I found a knockoff transformer called deformation-transform herald
0:15 Hoi = Hi/Hey in Dutch
0:07 Hey look, its dutch pickachu!
Hoi
8:09 i learned on reddit if you type the gibberish and translate it into Chinese (in this case japanese) then back into English it will make more sense and I tried that and it made me more confused
15:50 - Please don't use modders as an excuse for your impatience
When they are on their own they can do it in two weeks, but if you have a team, even if there's only 8 members it becomes extremely hard to plan everything, everybody doing their part and having time - plus mojang studios developers are actually working hard
You only see the light surface of the gamer, but there are many bugs being fixed and much more becoming lighter and more optimized too, lots of things in the technical stuff
❤
And they're a corporate, so of course there's decisions, much more to do apart from the game and all - so really, it isn't as simple as that
0:18 The day Jack went insane....
11:09 these are 100% knock offs, they're knock offs of Funko's Fnaf Minis
Day 1113 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
Jack your voice for the pokichu photo reminded of Pikachu using the thunder smash!
0:13 The voice is more of a Familar to a Nintendo Franchise.
the incredible shrulk
ah yes shrulk next to my favorite movies piron man and captain americana
0:03 … I have no idea what he just said.
13:26 HELP THIS CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD SO BAD I DIED
7:14 I read it as callmekevin at first lol
Same
For all we know its actually a secret brand hes working on
I was literally just thinking earlier that i hope you do another crappy offbrands video
If you think the analogue tent figures(?) were bad, we already have digital circus elsagate stuff. God has left us
Ngl I would eat at Grand Theft Pizza
I'd get two number 9's,
a number 9 large,
a number 6 with extra dip,
a number 7,
two number 45's,
one with cheese,
and a large soda
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0:13 Toad Mario and Temmie Undertale's lovechild
Oh no ....why did I look up the funkytown thing.
It's torture
7:25
I am lucky to have never been curious enough to look at gore videos.
When I googled it I didn't know it was torture!!! I just got told in an Emkay video to look up one of my favorite songs cause it was a meme.....this was not a meme.
@@taicollins2303 no did you actually look at the video???
@@gracepeterson4213 god no! I read a description of it on Quora
13:32 - The funny thing about this is that there are legit Pokemon TCG cards of both Mario Pikachu and Luigi Pikachu.
THE ONE PISS IS REAL🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Sheep 2 be looking a little different
The pronunciation of "Ogórki" is surprisingly good! Can't say the same for whatever you said with that knock off Slavic accent cause I can't understand you, take it from a guy with "ę" in his last name
9:04 GREG WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU 💀🙏
13:35
Oh, look at those total rip-offs.
I totally don't know anything about them.
...
Yep, totally don't have plushies of both PikaBros in my room...
2:34 Elmo is a monster. He’s just Grover aged down.
I'm starting to think that the Venn diagram between r/crappyoffbrands and r/engrish is a circle. 😳
The best parts of the video:
0:02 *The Hulk is screaming the lyrics of the song All Star*
1:42 *play Super Mario for free*
2:47 *PUZZLE RING GAME MACHINE, THE DEVELOPMENT OF CHILDREN'S BRAIN, LET CHILDREN MORE INTELLIGENT!*
3:21 ?????
3:40 *THE RESIDUAL ONE IS DEFEATED*
6:13 It's my-kraft!
9:04 AVENGIBLES: MASTERS OF POWER! Featuring your favorite edible Avengers! Will Ferell, Popular book series amongst children, popular game amongst children, and popular kid show amongst adult men!
9:49 *Personalized Transforming Car!*
9:51 jared
10:01 *Nickelodeon!*
10:17 Momomoney!
11:00 *little night bear 8 piece set...*
14:03 *BURRO KING*
16:48 THURSDAY!?!??! *laughing*
the shrulk
At 4:55 you really sounded like Richard Ayoade/moss from IT crowd
6:20 this is in Hungary as can be seen from it being sold for 400 forint (about 1 dollar) and the text
2:52 it's called pansage
Hoi sounds like toad?
Honey wake up emoay uploaded
Fun Fact:Mario actually says "Itsume" (probably spelled wrong) Mario not Its-a me Mario, Itsume is Japanese for Super so he is saying Super Mario yaa 😁
16:18 I own this mudafuka!
A friend of mine went to Spain during the Summer and brought back one of these for me!
You don't have to worry about this flat earther more,im unsubscribed now,but ask yourself this, supposedly china and India just went to moon,why doesn't the US but the texh that seems to be a painful process to build it back, quote by Don petite? And you should see the face of the head of india,he looks pissed about that Gameboy tech.its laughable and you believe it cuz they showed it on a screen,"scrying mirror" or however you spell scrying
sweet actual jesus christ there were some good? ones, idk i think the legs chips won though 🤣
12:12 realistic sonic
👇One min gang
1:35 What could be underneath that red? Perhaps…
…blue?
6:00 Hey it's a fellow mormon
3:35 i would say that pepper with needles sounds real nice, id eat that
2:55 it happened. They started using AI for clothing.
Ida: STAND BACK! AI COMING THROUGH!
*[BEGINNING TERMINATION SEQUENCE]*
*boom*
Problem solved!
@@seantaggart7382 I don’t get the reference, sorry man 😥
@@WilburJaywright There's no reference
Just my oc ai Ida
@@seantaggart7382 (also has a robotic, OC) Ah, very interesting… yes… (📝)
The Residual One. A tale of Eldritch Horror, by Jack...
14:22 it's Coone, Jack, Ponnie and Ragsarah! 👍
0:59 Nintendo game....What????? Handheld portable.
so early
9:07 what 12 year olds deviant art was this stolen from lol
11:09 also this is just stolen merch design, that's why it looks fine
16:45 actually i think this is an ok off brand Halloween costume of deadpool for the simple reason is that there is a female Deadpool with the same hairstyle like that but the hair is blond not black so I'll let this one slide
2:43 Get some pokemon low budget anime movie from DINGO PICTURES AND knockoff of anime and video game movie...yee!!! Uhhh...uhhh...
Pokemon is Not pokemon figures, lol including all legendary pokemon from gba game.
1. giant red Lava Godzilla 2. Giant blue water whales
And finally Green space Dragon stoopid dancing toothless
3...uhhh...Ash Ketchup.
The green Pokemon is Pansage, a grass type from generation 5
3:20 Wait...wait...hold up second, Sega trying a stealing sonic and drawing sonic oc on devaintart and copyrighted him and removed label and replace him mascot is terrible...THAT NO GOOD! More like...THIS NO...something else is boring to lazy in sonic sez.
15:45 Minecraft 2.0 existed as an April Fools update
New subreddit R/crappyoffbrandsofcrappyofbrands
Delicious chips for Cannibalists LEGS. M M MMMMMMMM
14:21...
*OUCH*
Pomnis neck makes me so uncomfortable
wtf happened to Pomni’s neck!?!??
Jack singing bits
0:02
8:56
9:49
14:17
day 3 of asking for a live or pre recorded emkay video of all four narrators reacting to a sub
Red skull didn't pull off his skin that IS his skin
@1:13 Sadly I knew about the Game Child from the TH-camr Ashens. He literally made a whole movie based on the Game Child called Ashen's and the Quest for the Game Child and his whole thing is nothing but junk and Off brands. He also made a Movie called Ashens and the Polybius heist. It is very british slapstick humour
I actually mentioned Ashens in that very post.
Too bad ConnerTheWaffle doesn't know that the GameChild wasn't made in the wake of that episode, it came out in the 90's to cash in on the success of the GameBoy, basically being the very first PopStation