Thirsty Dryad Has Been Waiting [Audio RP] [F4A] [Dryad x Listener] [Humor]

Hydrate or die-drate.
Art and script by Capital M
Sound effects from FreeSound.org and ZapSplat.com

[@Gwen1001]

"and she's told me she thinks the sun is a myth" the idea of a plant thinking the sun is a myth is incredibly funny but also incredibly sad, kinda like talking to a flat-earther

[@jiriz0r]

I'm conflicted. One the one hand this made me want to sign up to Greenpeace to protect the forest. On the other hand it made me want to get a logging license to show the whiny plants how the foodchain works and who exactly is on top of it.
But I guess the snobby Dryad has a point, tap water isn't exactly natural and I suppose I should take better care of my potted plants.
Even if she's what we appropriately call in Dutch a "takkenwijf". I'll let Google Translate fill in the blanks but suffice to say it matches unusually well in the case of a plant lady.

[@MageBunkshelf]

I love this character! Fantastic scenario as well, amazing work!

[@mogwiawolf4354]

hope this story continues : )

[@kami6882]

Suddenly I remember I need to water my plants. I wonder what they’ll think of well water🤔

[@jayayywhy4374]

fun fact: tap water has higher standards than bottled (at least in the US) and it wont put tons of microplastics in the ocean :D

[@CapitalMAudios]

Next time the listener gets into an argument with her, they'll be sure to bring that up! XD

[@pyromaniac2104]

Me after being killed by Ghost and financially abused by a Dryad: I shall watch your career with great interest
Seriously I genuinely look forward to seeing what you do next as your 247th subscriber because honestly the title of this one made me laugh quite a bit and make me laugh even harder when I realised it didn't mean the *other* meaning of "thirsty" XD

[@gg_sam7847]

You're pretty good at this

[@Tigershark_3082]

Man, your audios are really, really high quality

[@groovyfox2889]

Not the kind of thirsty I was expecting; this turned out to be better, I got a good laugh out of it. Well played 👍🏼

[@mogwiawolf4354]

also would be cool if listener makes a fish pond in the back yard and make a nice garden that she would love as a present for her

[@justmestillme2579]

That's it! One more complaint and I'm getting the fire hose! 😒

[@kristhetankhunter2730]

Very nice

[@Coldchary2468]

Violet why do you want to watch to movie with the man eating plant?

[@fthomason93]

Aquafina is the WORST, he should be ashamed

[@rydianblack7594]

XD