I swipe left on a girl's profile and she "just" so happens to be right behind me? 25% coincidental. 75% improbable. She is not made but calls me....."darling". 100% yandere! RUN MAN!! RUN!!!
Reminds me of a post I saw somewhere where a girl sent a friend request to a guy in one of her college classes and the guy looked at her and immediately rejected it.
This story is such a cute interaction, I adore the smug lighthearted teasing. And your acting is as wonderful as ever, I can imagine seeing this on a show, and your character and the character of the listener sparks just flying, it is done super well! Splendid work as always!
@@IChiChuStudios Always! I've always adored your work, and will continue to listen and enjoy! I just may not always comment. >.< Don't push yourself too hard, and remember to stay hydrated. x3
What a situation to be stuck in. As always you are really great at thinking of unique situations Ichichu! And of course execution was done so well, Loved how "flirty" she was about it and didn't take it personally at all. Thanks as always for the audio!
I haven’t smiled this much at a fake story in a while. I adore the girls playful personality. Position or no, a personality like that would be a catch. Thanks for making me smile for a few minutes.
The amount of times she mentions my swiping left... it does not seem like she's joking around. For the health of everyone, she must receive flattery! And for my own personal enjoyment, iced chocy.
Its always lovely to see a familiar pfp! Thank you so much for your sweet words! I'm really glad you find them creative! Appreciate you dropping by all the time
Really gotta smooth-talk my way out of that one. Good on the listener for pulling the "way out of my league" card. Probably still would have died a little bit inside whenever she started teasing about swiping left. When she reveals that she's a popular actress I would have contemplated how badly I just fucked up but my mans managed to turn things around, so again, good for the listener lol. A delay of 5 hours is insane though and I had better look into my options for compensation, goddamn bro they can't keep getting away with this!
I would love a Part 2 on this beautiful couple story!! Like the protagonist would go meet her on set! Or maybe she goes to the protagonists place to snuggle like she wanted
While I know I'd feel bad about swiping left thinking it's a fake pic, I would be a fool to say no to an upgraded seat on the plane...also it gives more time to chat and get to know her better in person.
I meet a tinder catfish on tinder in real life at the airport bar and shes asking me to join her in first class... and that is how I lost my kidneys. Remember kids dont follow a pretty girl into first class...
Me looking at the notification: Wow, that’s devious. I don’t know how your job works but I can only assume thsy pulling all those strings to get those two together must take a lot of skill. You really are a first rate love goddess, IChChu Train. Me midway through the video: Oh wow. These two were separated by such physical and social distances but you still managed to get them to hit it off. To make something Listener-San probably saw as “impossible” into reality! Me later on: …I’m totally understanding just how much of a hand that woman had in this, aren’t I? If so then I apologize for my foolishness and in any case I wish you the best of luck on your journeys. This was quite the interesting case and as always I’m grateful for you showing it to us. 😊
I love how you remember the channels lore haha! Indeed this match was quite impossible to get together but I ought to make it work one way or another! Perhaps I should match you with your match today 😉
@@IChiChuStudios*Blushes* You say that like you haven’t already done a great job with me and my partner. 😅 I guess you just didn’t know that it was “Your Fairy King.” Regardless, I really can’t emphasize enough how amazing you are and how thankful I am for you doing your job well. 😊
- She could be anyone of us, she could be in this very room, she could be me, she could be you, she could even be... **shotgun burst** - RIGHT BEHIND YOU. **TF2 theme intensifies**
**Meet cute girls near your area! -- No really, they're very near you**
Yeah, yeah, keep trying mister pop-up ad-sailant of malware.
which area 👀
*They’re right behind you and out for blood.*
Hot single ladies looking for love! 5m away!!
4...
3... run while you can
😀😐 She's right behind me isn't she?
th-cam.com/video/dinyOvO2EEo/w-d-xo.html
Yeee-up.😐🥲
Craaap
Oh deer
*TF2 right behind you starts to play*
Girl: "Why did you swipe left?"
Anon: "Please stop chocking me..."
Anon really needs to stop being outside for a few months tbh
*choking
"There's a shooting there"
Yup, that's New York.
"A movie shooting"
...oh.
Both are LA
I saw the title and immediately thought of the scene from meet the spy "right behind you."
Yeah same man
"Gentlemen"
Mentlegen?
"Watch, he'll turn red any second now. Anyyy second.. See, red!.. No wait, that's just blood..."
_SEDUCE ME_
I swipe left on a girl's profile and she "just" so happens to be right behind me?
25% coincidental.
75% improbable.
She is not made but calls me....."darling".
100% yandere!
RUN MAN!! RUN!!!
no, i will not run
No, wanna hear it in three other languages?
No (ESP)
Nein
Non
yandere girls are the best in the world. What are you one about bruh? I wont run.
@@Embersofthedark Nyet
Run towards her, right? Because thats what i'll do
"Right behind you." *Back stab noise* AAAAHHH!
sneak + backstab + crit
me when.. me when sentry.. yes me when sentry..
At least you got a warning
Reminds me of a post I saw somewhere where a girl sent a friend request to a guy in one of her college classes and the guy looked at her and immediately rejected it.
God damn
Lmao
🗿
💀💀💀
holy fuck i know that exact post u mean but i dont know where i saw it either lol
"meh it's not like she'S RIGHT BEHIND ME"
"what if i turn around and saw BAT-"
*chuckles* I'm in danger.
*run*
I think it's too late now...
@@autobotkepler6603 *You're caught*
@@IChiChuStudios you win.
*Eats popcorn* You should get a room.
"these readings thats not right it says shes... right behind me"
*Gives the Arkham combo*
WAKE UP SOLDIER THERE'S A RED SPY IN THE BASE
Edit: I have no regrets about what I started
Protect the briefcase!
We need to protect the briefcase!!
Yo, a lil' help here?
@@ZykonIGuess Alright, alright, I got it. Stand back, son. 1, 1, 1, um... 1!
Incoming!!!
WE GETTIN BACKSTABBED WITH THIS ONE 🗣️‼️‼️‼️
Girl: Why did you swipe on me?
Y/N: Release my dog please.
This story is such a cute interaction, I adore the smug lighthearted teasing.
And your acting is as wonderful as ever, I can imagine seeing this on a show, and your character and the character of the listener sparks just flying, it is done super well!
Splendid work as always!
I’m so glad to hear that, oh you flatter me~ thank you so much for your sweet words and dropping by! I appreciate it 🥰
@@IChiChuStudios Always! I've always adored your work, and will continue to listen and enjoy! I just may not always comment. >.<
Don't push yourself too hard, and remember to stay hydrated. x3
What a situation to be stuck in. As always you are really great at thinking of unique situations Ichichu! And of course execution was done so well, Loved how "flirty" she was about it and didn't take it personally at all. Thanks as always for the audio!
Thanks so much glad you enjoyed it! Hope you have a lovely day 💙
The sheer amount of tf2 fans that apparently watch mommy asmr is concerning.... But same "THERES A RED SPY IN THE BASE?!!!??? 🦅"
“Protect the briefcase!”
“WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE!”
“Right behind you…” Red Spy
Pulling strings to change flight details last minute is such a flex.
"no..nope..not this one... especially this one...no to this one too....oh she looks cute but nah...i sense a disturbance in the force" 10/10 audio
I haven’t smiled this much at a fake story in a while. I adore the girls playful personality. Position or no, a personality like that would be a catch. Thanks for making me smile for a few minutes.
She is right behind me isn't she🫥
Hahaha, I could feel the fear!
💚📱 How could I refuse, I don't want to miss the chance to better know her. Plus the seats up there must be 10x better than commercial.☕💚
Its a win win situation~ Nice to see you around! Thanks for joining me!
@@IChiChuStudios Aye, it's always a pleasure to be one of your subscribers.
hah jokes on you im sitting on a chair thats backed to the wall, if shes behind me then shes in my walls... wait NO
Oooo can you maybe make like an alternate version? Where you swipe right and shes right behind you? That would be so cool
Yes
Yes, we need to make this happen, let’s hope more people comment here
One second…..be right back….*runs for it*
*knocks you out and takes your place*
I'm back
@AmenallahMazhoudwtf pls no.
The amount of times she mentions my swiping left... it does not seem like she's joking around. For the health of everyone, she must receive flattery! And for my own personal enjoyment, iced chocy.
Ichichu! Your audios always make me smile. This is the kind of meet cute that I dream about 😊
I love how creative these audio can get i really appreciate your work as always ty IChiChu for the audio.
Its always lovely to see a familiar pfp! Thank you so much for your sweet words! I'm really glad you find them creative! Appreciate you dropping by all the time
2:26 SHE PREDICTED THE FUTURE!
OMG SHE DID 😮
Finding out that she ordered a choccy drink immediately elevated my opinion. I cant believe I swiped left at first
Erhm she’s right behind me isn’t she
errrm,guys? dont look now...
I may, or may not have turned around
How screwed am I?
@@Embersofthedark Depends on how well you play your cards.... ;)
Know when to fold em’ , know when to run, ya gotta count your money, when the deal is done
Guys... She's right there, ain't she?
“She could be anywhere, she could be you, she could be me, she could even be-"
"Right behind you."
Your og Scripts always make me comeback, great job🎉.
Appreciate you coming back! Hope you enjoy it~~
Really gotta smooth-talk my way out of that one. Good on the listener for pulling the "way out of my league" card.
Probably still would have died a little bit inside whenever she started teasing about swiping left. When she reveals that she's a popular actress I would have contemplated how badly I just fucked up but my mans managed to turn things around, so again, good for the listener lol.
A delay of 5 hours is insane though and I had better look into my options for compensation, goddamn bro they can't keep getting away with this!
"I might be all extroverted on tv and at events but really I just wanna go home"
This is me every time I'm forced to interact with people.
This must really be the smoothest yandere to kidnap me yet
I only swiped left because i thought I'd have no chance
Lovely audio like always, thanks!
Thank you for listening to my story!
amazing audio!!! your scripts are always great!
Ahhh I'm so glad to hear that! Welcome back! Lovely to see you again!
This was really cute!
Hope there is a continuation of this one, it was a lot of fun! Either way, excited to listen to more
Hope this gets a part 2 because it's really good
This lady is awesome and even though originally he thought she was a catfish he still managed to get quite the catch of a gal
Nice audio, really appreciate your yet another amazing piece of art❤
Appreciate you dropping by! Thanks for listening to my story!
Oh thank you very much ❤️
This was wholesome. I like this.
I would love a Part 2 on this beautiful couple story!! Like the protagonist would go meet her on set! Or maybe she goes to the protagonists place to snuggle like she wanted
And worst of all, She could be in THIS VERY ROOM!! She could be you- she could be Me! She could even-
There are so many memes to be made from this... I have an idea may or may not include multiple layers of dark humor
The spy has already breached our defenses
As a armed criminal in gotham once said, "what if i just turn around and see BAT-"
Dude just doesnt have premium so he cant do anything either way, so he spends his day justs swiping left and right on random😂
"Youre too pretty for me."
Yoooooo he away SO. SLICK. i see you playa.
1:39 also not what you wanna hear at an airport
4:54
There it is. The moment I paused so i didnt let my emotions get the better of me...
"why did you swipe left?"
my sweaty fingers is to blame 😐
"Why did you swipe left?"
Oh uh, look, listen i uh, i can explain, uh. There was a misinput-
Such a lovely audio ❤
Me: "Oh terribly sorry, my hand slipped. Hahahaa 😂"
Internal monologue: "please get here sooner plane. Save me from this crazy woman 😐"
Her: (Proceeds to pull strings to get you on the plane together. 😊)
Watch out boys she’ll chew you up, she’s a Maneater!
This was a really cute one, would love a follow up of either fooling around in first class with her or a second date after her shoot maybe?
**Clears throat** Gentlemen!
**Meet the Spy intro**
While I know I'd feel bad about swiping left thinking it's a fake pic, I would be a fool to say no to an upgraded seat on the plane...also it gives more time to chat and get to know her better in person.
"Do I look like a catfish?"
"Yes" 🗿
my youtube recommendations are wild today ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Can't lie this is life changing and kinda chill.(Yeah I'm going to die alone
"nope, not gonna get catfiii.......is she right behind me isn't she.........oh please no"
“Right behind you” -sneaky Frenchman
Me: I need an adult
Her: I am an adult
Me: I need an adultier adult. 😂
"I had no idear!"
+10!
“Did someone say catfish ya that’s me”
This is really funny, cuz I have a friend that says idea like idear, so it kinda felt funny to hear someone that spoke like them
am in danger? 😳 always making my day with your audios ichichu~
Ahh Malosi nice to see you around! Thank you for dropping by! 💙
I meet a tinder catfish on tinder in real life at the airport bar and shes asking me to join her in first class... and that is how I lost my kidneys. Remember kids dont follow a pretty girl into first class...
Me looking at the notification: Wow, that’s devious. I don’t know how your job works but I can only assume thsy pulling all those strings to get those two together must take a lot of skill. You really are a first rate love goddess, IChChu Train.
Me midway through the video: Oh wow. These two were separated by such physical and social distances but you still managed to get them to hit it off. To make something Listener-San probably saw as “impossible” into reality!
Me later on: …I’m totally understanding just how much of a hand that woman had in this, aren’t I? If so then I apologize for my foolishness and in any case I wish you the best of luck on your journeys. This was quite the interesting case and as always I’m grateful for you showing it to us. 😊
I love how you remember the channels lore haha! Indeed this match was quite impossible to get together but I ought to make it work one way or another! Perhaps I should match you with your match today 😉
@@IChiChuStudios*Blushes* You say that like you haven’t already done a great job with me and my partner.
😅 I guess you just didn’t know that it was “Your Fairy King.” Regardless, I really can’t emphasize enough how amazing you are and how thankful I am for you doing your job well. 😊
"Why Do I Get The Feeling That I 'm Being Watched?" He Asked. 9:21
Oh now see this is the kind of ASMR i like. It seems like it has a real feel to it. And your voice is so dynamic i love it gal!.
"She's right behind me isn't she?" aaah asmr
"Nothing personel, kid"
I love that half the comments are just tf2/meet the spy references
Mama..mommy.. there’s a tinder swipe behind you
This ASMR Audio is -M-i-l-i-m-Approved ✅
*TF2 Spy theme plays
Funny and interesting. Knuckles approves
i think this would have been hilarious if she was a yandere xD i like that she yearns for that sweet romance :3
This would and could never ever happen irl😂😅😩😭😭😭
She accidentally summoned the tf2 fanbase
trickstabbed
Ma'am, I'm trying to get a blueberry muffin, who are you?...
Love original scripts channels :D
"She's right behind me isn't she" ahh asmr
Im gonna touch you
I’m going to need more ones like this
Bold of you to assume i have to confidence to put myself out there!
This is giving major prozd "voice actors on twitter" vibes
She’s right behind me isn’t she? (looks behind me) Uh oh. I’m in trouble!
Average conversation with the homies
I regret my choice. I will happily swipe right.
*Game is game*
- She could be anyone of us, she could be in this very room, she could be me, she could be you, she could even be...
**shotgun burst**
- RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
**TF2 theme intensifies**
“WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!”
Wonderful audio
grandma warned me that the Internet was crazyy
*turns around slowly*
Me: Clever girl…
This is very cute to listen to, but I'd totally be suspicious in real life. 😂
We need a part 2 plz 😭🙏🏻
She- She- She's right be- behind me... Isn't she?😟😳😦😰😨😱😖😣😞😓😾😿😔😏😒🤨