@@thedemonhater7748 Well, the poles get less sunlight than everywhere else, so they'll be better than ever then. And there are always caves and mine shafts: below a certain depth, they're apparently impervious to changes in surface temperature.
Plot twist: Earth is in a countless cycle where life is born, evolves, makes several terrible decisions and fails to learn from their mistakes until eventual eradication in which the process starts over
To be fair, that is a fucking hilarious pastime. I want you to get a group of friends. Then go read arguments out loud with helium balloons. You'll probably start coughing at some point from lack of air, but reading comments out loud in helium voices? Hilarious.
Not really.... I agree, sorta. He Would regret saving earth, if the movie was BAD, which it Actually wasn’t! The movie was Just like “The Last Jedi, Amazing!
This is my exact mood when people are like “but what if the robots become sentient and take over the world!”. At this point, they’d probably do a better job than us. I mean, we’ve really messed up, you know? Robots take the wheel!!
@Siddharth Sahu objectively yes right at this moment is the best time in terms of scientific achievement, infrastructure just in terms of scale, and society. But… robots
I mean, it's sorta like having children and being scared that they'll be sentient and take over your jobs and such. Of course they'll be sentient. Of course they'll get jobs, but not necessarily take yours. And of course they'll do a better job at more or less everything. But the next generation isn't the death of the last one. The death of the last generation is the death of the last one. It'll happen no matter whether the next generation is biological or mechanical. They might as well be capable of more rather than less.
robots won't steal each other's land and kill each other for oil and they can probably make a utopia without capitalism just saying, if the robot revolution is coming, I'd happily help the robots
THE TOTAL SOLUTION : LET'S SEND THEM ON A FREE TRIP TO GITMO WITH ALL THE COCAINE THEY WANT FOR A FULL WEEK. THEY'LL BE FREE TO HAVE AS MUCH INTIMACY AS THEY LIKE AND ALL THE FOOD THEY CAN EAT. THEN SHOOT THEM, PAINLESSLY IN THEIR HEARTS, CREMATE , BUY THE FINEST ANTIGUE GREEK VASE, FILL, WITH THEIR COMICAL ASHES. EMPTY IN TOILET, FLUSH 10 TIMES. AND, THEN, NO, UNEDUCATED, SHALLOW THINKING, LIBERAL GARBAGE COMEDIANS, NOR THEIR BLINDED FOLLOWERS, AND THE ILLITERATE REPEATED, OBNOXIOUS COMMENTS, OF AN IDEALOGY THATS HATES THE FACTS.WAIT GUYS. IT WAS ONLY A JOKE.
twentyonecrybabies fallingatthedisco aye aye aye, wait, wait buddy , No NO you stop this bad mouthing of AirOsmith, please Don't be hatin, PLZ.. Your gonna have to edit you comment now😁21 babies like ya I'm going to change the content in my comment for AIROSMITH.
twentyonecrybabies fallingatthedisco It's a reference to "Armageddon", where they do send the 12 best bomb expert to the asteroid. Wait, no, they actually send the 12 best DRILLERS to the moon, and just like tell them "Here's a bomb, put it in there". Anyway, that song Grant sings at the end is a parody of "I don't want to miss a thing" from Aerosmith, which is kind of the theme song of that movie
Cynthia Cler is it me or did Ally sound way too excited about delivering the line “I’m gonna do heroin” like she sounded like she actually really wanted to 😂
This is an every day feeling for anyone studying the climate or solutions to it's situation, but also has to try and follow political 'action' on the topic.
because if you dont care, you dont matter. me - people who dont care, need to kill themselves, and not live recklessly, you all die one day anyway, so to think, knowing you would tomorrow would change anything or make you act different, means your worthless, tired of life? stress? ect? turn off and just sleep, do you remember the before time? but to those thinking hey lets have fun we may be dying tomorrow . all the mistakes you make you may have to live with. so kill, die, sleep, eat, ect. but trying to be happy, is pointless and proves you shouldnt be here if you need to lie to yourselves.
K Puck Moral of the Story: Blacks and Women are actively working towards the destruction of civilization while white men are doing their best to preserve it.
Komninos Maraslidis it's legendary, if you have kids, nobody of them knows about the time period you are talking about if you say Babylon 5, but if you tell them something and announce Star wars in the message, they know exactly what's going on, "the legendary time period" PS I don't know what I just wrote here...
Literally what it's like to be suicidal. You name reason after reason why you should just die, but then you gotta finish that one show, or go see that one movie, or water your plant, or whatever.
Star Wars, saving the world from planet sized destruction events by creating planet sized destruction events in movies since the cave men. Not literally, it's a joke
"CollegeHumor went under, Brexit happened and Trump was exonerated by the GOP Senate. We had a good run, let the virus wrap this up." "Anime is delayed until further notice due to the outbreak." "Launch the shuttles!"
So basically the message is that when star wars is officially over forever, we should let earth die? That sounds like the most BEST PLAN I HAVE EVER HEARD!
@Joseph Delahunty the prequels are the best for the following reason: 1. they create so much lore 2. They present a complicated view of the galaxy and galactic politics 3. the good guys are assholes and the bad guys have a point 4. The good guys lose 5. clone wars 6. People say hayden's acting sucked but honestly how else do you expect an isolated all powerful teenager with no friends and an anger problem to act and talk? (this is anakin I'm talking about not hayden 7. Epic lightsaber duels 8. they expand on many things hinted at in the OT 9. It explains in a comprehensive way how the republic became the empire and it shows a stark contrast between the two eras. 10. It is a tragedy (in the greek theatre sense of the word) 11. Space jesus aka obi wan kenobi
@Joseph Delahunty At least the Prequels had better characters, plot, world building, and didn’t use a resized star destroyer and called it “new” (They even resized the goddamn windows). Not to mention the bombers in the Last Jedi make no goddamn sense whatsoever.
Whoever came up with this, thank you. Because i thought i was alone thinking about this. People always thought i was crazy and weird for hoping the world ends.
Dude if you want the world to end fine. But i don't so its better to off yourself Im not saying it like you should but if you genuinely feel that way don't ruin it for others
@@iron2667 People are allowed to have their own opinions you fucker. I feel like most people constantly spamming "u depressed 14 yr old" are the actual stupid 14 year olds trying to sound smart by putting other people down.
@@bestboi2945 They never said they'd destroy the world- they just said if the end of the world had to happen, they'd be ok with that. "If you genuinely feel that way don't ruin it for others" they're not ruining it for others, they're just having their own opinion. No need to tell them to k*** themself over an opinion. Antinatalism and the VHEMT movement are real valid stances for people to have, and you and Iron are too ignorant to properly understand that point of view. "Dude if you want the world to end fine. But i don't so its better to off yourself" Also this is literally the worst and most narcissistic advice I've ever heard from anyone for multiple reasons, and if you don't understand what's wrong with what you just said, so long as you have an open mind towards the topic, I'd gladly elaborate on the holes in your argument. "If you want Sharia law to end, fine, but I don't, so it's better to kill yourself to escape it. I'm not saying you should kill yourself (despite literally just confidently saying you should kill yourself), but if you genuinely feel that way, don't ruin Sharia law for others."
Gamebuilder2000 HOLY SHIT YOUR RIGHT! we need to fix this! We can't have a nightmare on elm Street on our hands!...wait but the nightmare on elm Street series got really cheesy and so far from what made it great...and the reboot wasn't great but it was certainly better then some of the final movies in the series so maybe a reboot truly isn't that bad of an idea huh?
Brain maggot Honestly I've Never Watched NOES but The World getting a reboot button isn't that good of a Idea is all I'm Saying Besides I would say the OO Reboot is better than the Original, so yeah I guess.
Sync he probably got caught in the crossfire between triggered butthurt capitalists/trump supporters/feminists/Westworld fans/etc (and every other group referenced in the video) rest in peace.
Why in the world would you assume I only listen to comedians? Or that all comedians are stupider than others who weigh in on politics? Or that anything in this response is relevant to my comment?
Fred H, sometimes the comedians are smarter than the politicians. I say this with the knowledge of living in Australia - the politicians are really stupid down here.
Glad to see they did the right thing in the end. If everyone dies there would be no one to eat potatoes - God's chosen vegetable. More importantly, there wouldn't be any more potatoes if the sun is permanently blocked.
"Dont worry bacteria will survive , it will work itself out "
Never laughed so hard on that line delivery
DumbWhales thing is the sun is getting more bright, so in a billion years liquid water will be impossible.
This is it. There isn’t another redo.
500 million is less than 2 billion.
@@thedemonhater7748 Well, the poles get less sunlight than everywhere else, so they'll be better than ever then. And there are always caves and mine shafts: below a certain depth, they're apparently impervious to changes in surface temperature.
ARTEM DORDZHIEV Plus once we colonize other planets, we can always move on and survive in another solar system that isn’t dying
@@thedemonhater7748 possibly there are bacteria..in Europa
This hits harder in 2020
It really did. Like can we please get a damn asteroid or something.
Agreed
Haha yea I just saw this again in my suggestions and was like...how is this 3 years old and still so relevant lol.
@@sleepysera except for the starwar part.
I agree
1:24
Allie: "I wanna do hero-"
Katie: YES
i love katie
Cocaine: 🥺
WHOA WHOA I WANNA PARTY WITH THIS GIRL 🎉 🎊 💉
Plot Twist: this was 500 million years ago and the asteroid did hit and now we are the second version of earth
Well we sure fucked up
Só que fucked up then
hahaha
Plot twist: Earth is in a countless cycle where life is born, evolves, makes several terrible decisions and fails to learn from their mistakes until eventual eradication in which the process starts over
You're saying 500 years ago, there was a guy name Trump who fck up the world too. lol
The ending was actually kinda deep... philosophers all throughout history have claimed that art is what makes human life bearable. (That, and love)
and making love too art?
Blanche Holmes This video is art.
Blanche Holmes I'm a philosopher who thinks life is meaningless
Edgy...
JESUS
My theory is that CollegeHumor writes jokes to trigger people in the comments and they sit around eating popcorn in the office reading them.
Jordan Moore "They would be scared to reply" right because the people controlling the CollegeHumor account would be scared of some kid behind a screen
Thats stupid. Theories suggest it may or may not be true and we know as a fact they do this to trigger people and eat popcorn
To be fair, that is a fucking hilarious pastime.
I want you to get a group of friends. Then go read arguments out loud with helium balloons.
You'll probably start coughing at some point from lack of air, but reading comments out loud in helium voices?
Hilarious.
Right!
*mumbles to self about how great West World was *
Yah, but isn't it sad that it literally took them THIS LONG to come up with an Armageddon parody??
WATCHING THIS APRIL 2020 AND ITS *EVEN MORE* ACCURATE
Minus the star wars part. Those movies aren't great.
@Stan matthers 💪🇨🇳
🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳
Aj James first one was good
Hahaha end of August 2020 : still damn accurate.
2020:
> Potential war with Iran
> Fires in Australia + Amazon
> Coronavirus
> It's only march
We were so naive.
EDIT: Me in march was so naive.
Australia has had the lot, drought, bushfire, flood, some heatwaves, probably hail and a pandemic
Yeah this one hits a little different these days
We got to send those 12 bomb makers back to earth
Wait till’ December mate
There saving the asteroid for next year
*The Aerosmith song at the end was mint*
Broccoli someone noticed!!! Thank God
Is your name Vincent by any chance
Broccoli who in your family is a trucker?
I DIED
"I just wanna stayyy awake while you're unconscious, I don't see what's wrong with that!"
The best star wars commercial ever!
JBeatz Why no replies? Have a reply...
thanks man my life is better now
"I only know one truth. It's time for CollegeHumor to end."
JBeatz here to help
JBeatz
Have another comment, guy.
You deserve it.
Lost it at "this stray pube - that's united airlines"
Anonymous haha same
@Anonymous 666 likes lol
Annnnnnd we're back
"I mean earth had a great run" 😂😂
not really
What are you talking about its been a horrible run. Time for New Game
*"they won't f*ck it up with student loans and student filmsss"*
Reading this as the line is said XD
a great spin
"New star wars trailer came out"
"Launch the shuttle"
Yeah......you're going to regret that
Oml XD
They need a follow up skit covering this mistake.
Not really.... I agree, sorta. He Would regret saving earth, if the movie was BAD, which it Actually wasn’t! The movie was Just like “The Last Jedi, Amazing!
@@Gentleman_Taskmaster You were dropped as a child. I can tell.
Mittens FastPaw right after you, yes i know😂
Luckily he didnt show him the Emoji Movie trailer
Otherwise we were fucked
I think I would watch the Emoji movie, if Trump starred in it. Just imagine what he would say to that mexican emoji, or that chinese one.
Treycos Is the asteroid really going to hit us?! I dont want to die yet.
Josh Enderson OH MY GOD THERE IS AN ASTEROID HEADED OUR WAY WE'RE ALL GOING DIE!! WAAAAAAA!!!!!
Josh Enderson I DONT WANT TO DIE A VIRGIN!!! 😢
This is my exact mood when people are like “but what if the robots become sentient and take over the world!”. At this point, they’d probably do a better job than us. I mean, we’ve really messed up, you know? Robots take the wheel!!
Alien: Who made you?
Robots: The extinct humans.
Aliens: What happened to them?
Robots: Want to watch a 100 earth rotation long film?
@Siddharth Sahu objectively yes right at this moment is the best time in terms of scientific achievement, infrastructure just in terms of scale, and society. But… robots
I mean, it's sorta like having children and being scared that they'll be sentient and take over your jobs and such. Of course they'll be sentient. Of course they'll get jobs, but not necessarily take yours. And of course they'll do a better job at more or less everything.
But the next generation isn't the death of the last one. The death of the last generation is the death of the last one. It'll happen no matter whether the next generation is biological or mechanical. They might as well be capable of more rather than less.
@Siddharth Sahu Don't worry, they will catch up to the rest of us.
robots won't steal each other's land and kill each other for oil
and they can probably make a utopia without capitalism
just saying, if the robot revolution is coming, I'd happily help the robots
🎶I just wanna watch ya sleep..🎶
🎶I just wanna stay awake...🎶
🎶... while you're unconscious...🎶
🎶I don't see what's wrong with that.🎶
Wonder if that was a real song.
It's a parody of an Areosmith song
pbfloyd13 i didnt even notice the lyrics omg
pbfloyd13 who here hasn’t heard of I Don’t Want to Miss A Thing?!?!
@jager64xxx xxxpanzer So, Twilight?
"This straight pube is united airlines" is my most favorite line in this sketch
STRAY pube
Auto-generated captions strikes again!
Just give the asteroid a Pepsi
This genuinely made me laugh.
xXCaptainSherbertXx Or a snickers
xXCaptainSherbertXx I love you.You are my idol
lolololol
asteroid gets a bepis
This aged so fucking well.
Im ready for the asteroid. And I no longer care about Star Wars.
"...And Star Wars is a whole new coffee cake."
True
3:16
"Sir they just released a trailer for the new Star Wars movie"
"I gotta see this"
That joke did NOT age well
Not at all...
😬
Yep
It was 2017, the trailer for The Last Jedi dropped. That was a decent movie, not like rise of the skywalker.
Ciny the other way around sir
Facebook arguments = eye boogers
Amari Deraisx 👍🏼💯
Amari Deraisx lml
Amari Deraisx ik
Amari Deraisx pprpf
YAH 1000TH LIKE
the older this sketch gets, the more realistic it gets
the cinematoraphy's way better than most serious films
BryleRivera apply cold water to burn
And apply dictionary to the dunce
Certainly better than Armageddon.
let it die let it die let it shrivel up and come on who's with me!
Me
Ihollister y O u D i R t Y g R e E d B a G
No one. *sings* *You greedy dirt bag*
you gREEDY DIRTBAG
Ihollister normie
Everyone is arguing about the jokes and I'm over here focusing on the ending song being about a stalker watching you sleep
I'm just happy somebody finally pointed it out.
"I don't want to miss a thing"
meaning I'll watch you endlessly till one of us dies lol
The cover is better than the originaal
THE TOTAL SOLUTION : LET'S SEND THEM ON A FREE TRIP TO GITMO WITH ALL THE COCAINE THEY WANT FOR A FULL WEEK. THEY'LL BE FREE TO HAVE AS MUCH INTIMACY AS THEY LIKE AND ALL THE FOOD THEY CAN EAT. THEN SHOOT THEM, PAINLESSLY IN THEIR HEARTS, CREMATE , BUY THE FINEST ANTIGUE GREEK VASE, FILL, WITH THEIR COMICAL ASHES. EMPTY IN TOILET, FLUSH 10 TIMES. AND, THEN, NO, UNEDUCATED, SHALLOW THINKING, LIBERAL GARBAGE COMEDIANS, NOR THEIR BLINDED FOLLOWERS, AND THE ILLITERATE REPEATED, OBNOXIOUS COMMENTS, OF AN IDEALOGY THATS HATES THE FACTS.WAIT GUYS. IT WAS ONLY A JOKE.
twentyonecrybabies fallingatthedisco aye aye aye, wait, wait buddy , No NO you stop this bad mouthing of AirOsmith, please Don't be hatin, PLZ.. Your gonna have to edit you comment now😁21 babies like ya I'm going to change the content in my comment for AIROSMITH.
twentyonecrybabies fallingatthedisco It's a reference to "Armageddon", where they do send the 12 best bomb expert to the asteroid. Wait, no, they actually send the 12 best DRILLERS to the moon, and just like tell them "Here's a bomb, put it in there".
Anyway, that song Grant sings at the end is a parody of "I don't want to miss a thing" from Aerosmith, which is kind of the theme song of that movie
LMAO "A new Star Wars movie! We have to save the world!"
*after it comes out* "We made a terrible mistake."
We still have nukes
Nah. The Last Jedi was amazing.
Amazing bad
@@CV-Moore worst Star Wars ever
@@CV-Moore No.
I want to do Heroin she says.... One would think Katie would have had her coke on the table before she even finished the word Heroin. 😋
Cynthia Cler is it me or did Ally sound way too excited about delivering the line “I’m gonna do heroin” like she sounded like she actually really wanted to 😂
in retrospect, you guys should've taken the asteroid
How do you know the trailer wasn’t for episode 5 or 6?
@@LocalMaple Trump
Local Maple The sound is from be beginning of the last Jedi teaser trailer
The Last Jedi was dog shit.
yep
Star Wars
saving the world since 1977!
Pierre Francois Yes!
Glad to know I'm not the only one back here
Let it die, let it die, let it shrivel up and die!
KemptKevin
You greedy dirtbag!
KemptKevin OMG Yes. Vote for O'hare 2024.
harold2hs no defranco 2024
You are an idiot you will flee wish the death of humanity you willfully wish the death of all culture you are what's wrong with America
Lol
This is an every day feeling for anyone studying the climate or solutions to it's situation, but also has to try and follow political 'action' on the topic.
owenbevt3 same
Glad to see nothing has changed in 5 years
@@brobruh7850 Nothing has changed in 50 years. We know about climate change since the 70s and thanks to oil barons, we have done nothing.
That song at the end was so beautiful and inspiring... I legitimately teared up a bit
It's a parody of another song by Aerosmith. I think it was "I don't want to miss a moment" or something like that.
It's I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing.
Jake Andrews From the end of the movie Armageddon, where oil rig workers plant a bomb on an asteroid to save earth lol.
._.
Royalty free bitches!
“There’s a certain liberty in hopelessness, isn’t there?”
Zacks absence is scaring me
He's a black man now
Evan O'Carroll your lack of Zack is.... disturbing
Cakop
Zack is fired and we have fired him
North Korea
"and student films" 😂
I've worked on award-winning student films and I still find this funny because I've also worked on shit ones.
The whole "throw it in the garbage" gag lost me, but then the Aerosmith parody totally won the day!
what Aerosmith parody?
@@babayaga9102 the end song " I just wanna watch you sleep"
Honestly, I wish they made a whole song.
It needs to happen, I’d pay to make it happen…
5 years ago: “the end of the world is an inconceivable concept.”
Today: “we’ll be lucky to survive another year.”
because if you dont care, you dont matter. me - people who dont care, need to kill themselves, and not live recklessly, you all die one day anyway, so to think, knowing you would tomorrow would change anything or make you act different, means your worthless, tired of life? stress? ect? turn off and just sleep, do you remember the before time? but to those thinking hey lets have fun we may be dying tomorrow . all the mistakes you make you may have to live with. so kill, die, sleep, eat, ect. but trying to be happy, is pointless and proves you shouldnt be here if you need to lie to yourselves.
Get some therapy, or something, man...
When that Aerosmith song came on I freaking lost it! XD collegehumor stay dropping good ass videos.
That gave me flashbacks of Saints' Row 4 when they played that song when that nuke was going to hit the earth in the beginning of the game
Takes me back to the movie "Armageddon"
I want "I don't see what's wrong with that" to be a full length song
What’s the name of the song
@@patrickdiacamus1931 it is not.
Moral of the story: The only thing we have left to live for is Star Wars.
K Puck Moral of the Story: Blacks and Women are actively working towards the destruction of civilization while white men are doing their best to preserve it.
K Puck so true 👌 😂
Komninos Maraslidis it's legendary, if you have kids, nobody of them knows about the time period you are talking about if you say Babylon 5, but if you tell them something and announce Star wars in the message, they know exactly what's going on, "the legendary time period"
PS I don't know what I just wrote here...
Komninos Maraslidis but star wars is legendary
rick and morty samurai jack alot more
Literally what it's like to be suicidal. You name reason after reason why you should just die, but then you gotta finish that one show, or go see that one movie, or water your plant, or whatever.
Catherine George feed your pets...wait for Zac to return
Catherine George
Its like: Yea there are no reasons to live but i have cats and.. ehhhh
That's..... huh. Interesting.
+Catherine George
...Me, is that you?
Yup. It was "that one show" that is the reason I'm still here today.
Re-visiting this video due to recent events.
Star Wars, saving the world from planet sized destruction events by creating planet sized destruction events in movies since the cave men.
Not literally, it's a joke
Well, Luke did go into at least three caves.
Yeah, it all happened before cave men.
...May the force be with anyone who watched the trailer... . XD
....only to potentially cause planet-sized destruction events just a year later.
666 likes and im in the dark?
"CollegeHumor went under, Brexit happened and Trump was exonerated by the GOP Senate. We had a good run, let the virus wrap this up."
"Anime is delayed until further notice due to the outbreak."
"Launch the shuttles!"
Takahashi Fujihita You wish.
I'm willing to contribute under the name of Japanese Anime and Manga
No game no life S2 when
Brexit means brexit
@@jasonc7620 T_T keep dreaming my otaku brother, keep dreaming
Starwars saving the world once again
But will it save the galaxy?
Echo star wars is shit and is not a reason to save the planet
Echo
Same I was like... 😶
LemonZeppelin calm down shit like shit
Echo aww, I love Star trek toooo!
If only they’d let the asteroid hit
So basically the message is that when star wars is officially over forever, we should let earth die? That sounds like the most
BEST PLAN I HAVE EVER HEARD!
Send Help it will never end dundunduuu
Send Help "That sounds like the most best plan in the world" ..........
everything comes to an end.
*Y O U G R E E D Y D I R T B A G*
LET IT GROW LET IT GROW!!!!
Y O U A R E A T H I E F S T H I E F
𝓵𝒆𝓽 𝓲𝓽 𝓭𝓲𝒆
T H E B A T H
Hello?
peepee poopoo
Pins suck
Ben Mineards People have murdered others for far less, mate.
Who doesn't like puns😭
You want education, you SHOULD pay for it. FREE? NOT EVEN THE FUCKIN AIR!!!!
9/11 truthers, Nazis, Florida...
Oh hey, another one popping up on my feed at an... opportune time.
The best and most realistic skit ever.
after watching the new starwars trilogy: "Back to the garbage bin!"
And the Cats movie
nah
@@sillygoose635 Why are you gay?
Ironically the new Star Wars trillogy is now one of the things on that plate, represented by this used condom.
@Joseph Delahunty yeah, because the recycled the plot from the original trilogy
@Joseph Delahunty the prequels are the best for the following reason:
1. they create so much lore
2. They present a complicated view of the galaxy and galactic politics
3. the good guys are assholes and the bad guys have a point
4. The good guys lose
5. clone wars
6. People say hayden's acting sucked but honestly how else do you expect an isolated all powerful teenager with no friends and an anger problem to act and talk? (this is anakin I'm talking about not hayden
7. Epic lightsaber duels
8. they expand on many things hinted at in the OT
9. It explains in a comprehensive way how the republic became the empire and it shows a stark contrast between the two eras.
10. It is a tragedy (in the greek theatre sense of the word)
11. Space jesus aka obi wan kenobi
@Joseph Delahunty At least the Prequels had better characters, plot, world building, and didn’t use a resized star destroyer and called it “new” (They even resized the goddamn windows). Not to mention the bombers in the Last Jedi make no goddamn sense whatsoever.
I always appreciated how subtle Collegehumer is with their social commentary.
Moral of the story? Star Wars is the meaning of life.
Whoever came up with this, thank you. Because i thought i was alone thinking about this.
People always thought i was crazy and weird for hoping the world ends.
You're Not The Only One 😹
You're not supposed to take ot seriously. Its a sketch... a joke... jesus christ what have u been smoking u depressed 14 yr old
Dude if you want the world to end fine.
But i don't so its better to off yourself
Im not saying it like you should but if you genuinely feel that way don't ruin it for others
@@iron2667 People are allowed to have their own opinions you fucker. I feel like most people constantly spamming "u depressed 14 yr old" are the actual stupid 14 year olds trying to sound smart by putting other people down.
@@bestboi2945 They never said they'd destroy the world- they just said if the end of the world had to happen, they'd be ok with that. "If you genuinely feel that way don't ruin it for others" they're not ruining it for others, they're just having their own opinion. No need to tell them to k*** themself over an opinion.
Antinatalism and the VHEMT movement are real valid stances for people to have, and you and Iron are too ignorant to properly understand that point of view.
"Dude if you want the world to end fine.
But i don't so its better to off yourself"
Also this is literally the worst and most narcissistic advice I've ever heard from anyone for multiple reasons, and if you don't understand what's wrong with what you just said, so long as you have an open mind towards the topic, I'd gladly elaborate on the holes in your argument.
"If you want Sharia law to end, fine, but I don't, so it's better to kill yourself to escape it. I'm not saying you should kill yourself (despite literally just confidently saying you should kill yourself), but if you genuinely feel that way, don't ruin Sharia law for others."
"Maybe they won't mess it up with Capitalism and Student Films" Best Line.
did we try offering the asteroid pepsi?
Kiba Kibi 😂😂😂😂😂
The Asteroid needs to Join the Conversation.
This continues to be so relevant 😭😭
Sorry, I was eating a Milky Way!
he is called vadrdr!
this is too perfect of a comment. it could only be the real one
Sorry I was eating the Milky Way
I was eating a Mars Bar..
Lol
What a wonderful time to revisit this video
Star Wars is always a reason to live.
No, it's another reason to die.
I would argue that this comment and the video itself disagree with you, but I would hardly argue that reasons to die are universal, so be it then.
No one is stopping you :)
You guys are so mean
Don't worry, you still have Lord of the Rings
True nihilism.
That star wars movie was NOT worth it
Imagine how different this sketch would have been had they known what the sequel trilogy would be
College Humor did “Don’t look up” before it was a thing.
End of the world? I'm up for it.
Totally Inconspicuous after Star Wars come out tho
2:59
the way Grant says that makes him look so excited and honestly that's adorable to me
He just loves his telescope
..... The film wasnt even that good, saved the earth for nothing, pricks, saving the world
This is why god doesn't give a reboot button we would probably never get the hint to press it.
Brain maggot The reboot is never as good as the original
Gamebuilder2000
HOLY SHIT YOUR RIGHT! we need to fix this! We can't have a nightmare on elm Street on our hands!...wait but the nightmare on elm Street series got really cheesy and so far from what made it great...and the reboot wasn't great but it was certainly better then some of the final movies in the series so maybe a reboot truly isn't that bad of an idea huh?
Brain maggot Honestly I've Never Watched NOES but The World getting a reboot button isn't that good of a Idea is all I'm Saying
Besides I would say the OO Reboot is better than the Original, so yeah I guess.
Gamebuilder2000 don't forget the new IT reboot! 😁
honestly the 3:26 song is definitely something Bo Burnham would make as a joke
Star Wars, keeping the world fro dying since 1977.
And Doctor Who since 1963
And Star Trek, since 1966
"New star wars trailer came out" .... "Can we do something to accelerate the impact?"
i relate to the sock and the broken glass
Comrade Nikolai Agreed
This sketch is sooo underrated and ahead of it's time
This aged extremely well!
my worst week ever and this comes out........what a coincidence
I hope your next week is a better one. :)
Andrew Summersgill Hey! Your worst week so far, you can do worse, just give it time.
also my worst week. yay
Kara Hill thanks means a lot
wish i could see this more often in comments section, it means a lot to me. Thanks guys :)
This comment section is about to go downhill so fast.....
Good luck out there.
Sync he probably got caught in the crossfire between triggered butthurt capitalists/trump supporters/feminists/Westworld fans/etc (and every other group referenced in the video)
rest in peace.
Wait for it
Feminists? Men's rights activists, more like.
Wait for it.
iMi SEARCH "I CANT APOLOGIZE HARD ENOUGH" A SONG DEDICATED TO KATIE MAROVITCH!
Percy Crimson I cried. 😢
This just becomes more of a mood the further we go time wise...
"Finally confronting my father" sounds awesome.
I want I full version of grant singing that parody 3:25
What kind of music do you like?
Its...
It’s complicated
"This eye-booger is Facebook Arguments,"
*...the concept of perspective has never made more sense.* o.0 🧠💥
🤯
This hits even harder in 2024
Thanks algorithm
Can I get a full version of grant singing that Aerosmith parody
ME TOOO
"Tip: if you don't want comedians weighing in on politics, don't elect a joke." - Bo Burnham
too bad comedians have been weighing in on politics since the beginning of time. You need to listen to smarter people. not comedians
Why in the world would you assume I only listen to comedians? Or that all comedians are stupider than others who weigh in on politics? Or that anything in this response is relevant to my comment?
Nicole _ second time you've used this quote
Nicole _ it's Bo yo
Fred H, sometimes the comedians are smarter than the politicians. I say this with the knowledge of living in Australia - the politicians are really stupid down here.
I relate to this so hard, even today. Just let it end.
I'm so early the comment section isn't completely awful yet!
Jack Schwartz Too late the top comment is already like whoring
Jack Schwartz it's so sad that this video makes sense
This might be one of my favorite sketches.
that trump point hits so so so much harder in 2024 after elections
This hits even harder in January 2021
Need the whole version of the song!!!
"Your talking about the end if the world why would you want that?"
*speaks about things that make america*
More like things that make human society.
@@RichardX1 you realize that Americans are not the only people in the world
@@D3V1LH34D exactly
@@RichardX1 Trump makes human society?
@@piotrwisniewski70 Yeah, Trump is based
If only they'd known that the Star Wars movies weren't worth it.
Almost 8 years later and this still hits the same, just replace United Airlines with Boein and thats literally the only change needed.
Glad to see they did the right thing in the end. If everyone dies there would be no one to eat potatoes - God's chosen vegetable. More importantly, there wouldn't be any more potatoes if the sun is permanently blocked.
Viet Lee potatoes aren't vegetables
HEATHAN
Viet Lee you have a point. LET IT DIE.
yes it is, every fruit, root and leaf is a vegetable, it sure isn't an animal, fungus or bacteria
Viet Lee JK All THE WAY
So Star Wars is only thing keeping Earth in one piece? Yea that sounds about right👌
antgod420 that didn’t age well
Yeah! One Piece! Anime reference! I should get a life!
that parody of "i don't want to miss a thing" was oddly amazing
The maniac faces of Allie and Kate when they agree with the general about wrapping things up gets me.
If you didn't know we are in a mass extinction event right now due to climate change, pollution, deforestation, and lots more.
@Psykonaut buddy I got news for you :)
'mass extinction event'
man how dumb are you lol
@@vincent8460 It is a mass extinction event though?
Climate change is like slowly dying from cancer. The asteroid would be like getting hit by a speeding bus. So ... asteroid.
@@frankman2 Except at any moment we could pull together and put an end to the cancer. We just aren't