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JackSassyPants sometimes it actually makes it easier, because you have to be grandiose and over-the-top if you want to get through the makeup and prosthetic.
Anyone else feel like that last guy must have been famous or something, and that you're just not nerdy enough to have seen whatever "legendary" classic movie he was in?
Grant nearly broke at 1:53. You can see his mouth twitch up. I get the feeling that this was one of those scenes they had to keep redoing due to his giggly nature.
Kinda... But in film it usually works. Mainly because this is the part you cast the veteran Royal Shakespeare Academy actor to make up for the inexperienced pretty boy lead. I'd honestly say that's the worse cliche.
Cliche though it is, it has yielded quite a few great characters such as Gandalf, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Dumbledore. I kind of agree with Thom. There's plenty of worse cliches. The comic relief sidekick of the inexperienced pretty boy lead is also way more irritating.
Great stories do not need exposition dumps or cliche characters that know everything. There are plenty of ways make a story work without either. Simply start the story and let the reader pick up on the the world around the story without explaining the entire world like a textbook.
"But before I die, I will give you this holy relic of great power" "Master, how do we use it?" "Oh, for that you need to search out the wise guy looking to be in his fourties but actually way older at an inn on the other side of grave danger
Anyone with an above average level of intelligence understands that he is full of it, but do you know what this means for his supporters who believe this? They are okay with a guy that is saying he knows how to take out the biggest Islamic terror threat in the world which is killing people in the middle east everyday, and everyone who is a normal human wants to get rid of, and he says he won't tell unless you make him president.
Ahhhgg!!! So many questions! Not one answer!! What will happen to Katie and her cocaine problem? What IS with those Illuminati symbols?? WHERE IS SIOBHAN'S FATHER?????
XD as a writer I actually found this hilarious. I'm guilty of doing this sort of thing in my work, though its not usually with old men. The reason that they do this is plots work best if they are slowly unraveled, and if you show rather than tell, so you often need to have a knowledgeable character only let slip out information very slowly.
"I dont have time to explain all the things I said I was going to explain. I only have time to explain that I dont have time to explain it." Best two sentences of College Humor! 😂😂😂
You just gotta learn it's name. And to do that you have to *looks at clock* oops, it's my time to die or leave you in some other utterly inconvenient way, you'll never know. Unless you read the name of the wind of wourse, but well, you need the code to do that and you get that b- *dies*
Honestly, if he was a real wizard, and I saw him use abilities that couldn't be explained using science and all. I would definitely deal with it and become his apprentice
I actually quite like this one. with college humor pumping out videos so often I feel the content has become a little stale. but this one got a good chuckle out of me
That is a man thoroughly enjoying his eyebrows right there.
XD
trapp
I never thought I would see eyebrows bigger than those of that guy in Breaking Bad.
And his mouth considering how much he is stretching it when he speaks.
That's exactly what i was thinking, just checked and hair and make up was denise, her and trapp both deserve Oscars for that eyebrow work alone
For anyone counting, that's the 47th person to die on our floor.
who is writing these comments
I would love to know that
+Duck I'm a Westworld robot
Duck has a valid question that needs answering
What have you become.
They cut out the part where after he dies he comes back as Assh*le Wizard Won't Reveal His Secrets The White.
underrated
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And neither do i.
Hail Sithis
How long did Trapp have to beg for this role?
fedos OVER 100 YEARS!!!!!!!!
Only time will tell.
but that is a tale for another day...
fedos he's the best among them imo
fedos for over 100 YEARS
I want this guy as a hostess on planes pointing out the exits
You're going to make him change genders just to point out plane exits?
CollegeHumor sounds legit
Oh CollegeHumor, we love you
Hahahaha! Maybe he is a she! Don't assume the wizards gender.
On an Air New Zealand safety instructions video they had Gandalf as the pilot and Gollum showing the escape path lighting. Yeah, they like themes.
Trapp at his best. This wizard should be a thing.
Drakonyan Azkar and it is now
Agreeed
i would love to see the wizard trapp vs defender of the basic
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this...
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.
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...In due time.
In due time
PurplePandaCat :3 YES I can't lie, I have painted my schween. Now grab your destiny, if you know what I mean.
Sir Apple lol mfg grab your destiny I'm dead
+Minty have you ever starbombed?
YAY FOR STARBOMB
Trapp friggin' killed it.
PogieJoe You fell for my TRAPP Card!
i lold at ur yugioh reference lo
Like he killed Pat
Doesn’t he always? He’s one of CH’s best actors.
I feel like you could make an entire movie parody out of this.
Patchy yes
I don't have time to write a comment, I only have time to explain that I don't have time to write one.
Aadam Fakir Wow, lol ; )
he could have atleast explained why illuminati symbols keep popping up everywhere
Well it was obviously siobhans dad.
Props to Mike for being able to act through that makeup and prosthetic, this was a really good sketch.
JackSassyPants sometimes it actually makes it easier, because you have to be grandiose and over-the-top if you want to get through the makeup and prosthetic.
Anyone else feel like that last guy must have been famous or something, and that you're just not nerdy enough to have seen whatever "legendary" classic movie he was in?
It's Jim Hudson, from Die Hard 2.
It was Danny Devito
Its Rick Astley from Darude Sandstorm
It was the janitor
Damn...That's exactly why I scrolled down to read the comments and see the nerdgasms. Guy looked famous
I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain..... ;)
Though apparently you DO have time to explain that you dont have to time to explain that you dont have time to explain
Is that a destiny refrence
Sanic Scout Yep
oh my god
That's the Exo Stranger from destiny! Nice one
Grant nearly broke at 1:53. You can see his mouth twitch up. I get the feeling that this was one of those scenes they had to keep redoing due to his giggly nature.
plot twist! the wizard was her father!
Lol Eragon m' right?
Oop-
Secretive wizard person with an Ian McKellen voice. That's truly my dream job.
Mine is "money tester."
CollegeHumor Ah yes, like your grandfather-in-law before you. I knew him well, you know...
+CollegeHumor money tester 😂
CollegeHumor mine is, being trillionair.
incredible performance from Mike here
wizard eyebrows on fleek doe
Those eye brows were the best character in the skit
2:15 Reminds me of "HARRY DUD YOU PUT UR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE!!!!??"
DarthYhonas
he asked calmly
In the books, yes. In the movie..... not so much
that was the joke
DID YOU LIGHT AN OPEN FLAME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OFFICE!? Yelled the wizard calmly
I really wasn't expecting this video to be as good as it was.
This is one of the worst cliches a person can put into a story.
Kinda... But in film it usually works. Mainly because this is the part you cast the veteran Royal Shakespeare Academy actor to make up for the inexperienced pretty boy lead. I'd honestly say that's the worse cliche.
Cliche though it is, it has yielded quite a few great characters such as Gandalf, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Dumbledore.
I kind of agree with Thom. There's plenty of worse cliches. The comic relief sidekick of the inexperienced pretty boy lead is also way more irritating.
Great stories do not need exposition dumps or cliche characters that know everything. There are plenty of ways make a story work without either. Simply start the story and let the reader pick up on the the world around the story without explaining the entire world like a textbook.
yeah but sometimes people enjoy a story if they understand it immediately or else they would be confused
honestly, i thoroughly enjoy the trope and the media in which it appears
This is actually one of the funniest sketches in a while. Well done CH
I could tell you why the world will end tomorrow, but that'd be a story for another day....
Those prosthetics were great. Somehow convincing and hilarious at the same time. The eyebrows!
“Oh it’s true. You’re weak and stupid” kills me every time.
I feel like I commented this 5 years ago, but Trapp's makeup work on top of the voice acting is truly incredible.
"But before I die, I will give you this holy relic of great power"
"Master, how do we use it?"
"Oh, for that you need to search out the wise guy looking to be in his fourties but actually way older at an inn on the other side of grave danger
'Mr.Trump you have plan for ISIS? please tell us!'
'All in due time'
Trump is wizard
Anyone with an above average level of intelligence understands that he is full of it, but do you know what this means for his supporters who believe this? They are okay with a guy that is saying he knows how to take out the biggest Islamic terror threat in the world which is killing people in the middle east everyday, and everyone who is a normal human wants to get rid of, and he says he won't tell unless you make him president.
Why you gotta go there.
A grand one at that.
Namida iii
@@blackshadow-ps3fx please return to your cage, comrade
Makeup on Trapp was magnificent, as was his acting!
Ahhhgg!!! So many questions! Not one answer!!
What will happen to Katie and her cocaine problem?
What IS with those Illuminati symbols??
WHERE IS SIOBHAN'S FATHER?????
How did Pat survive being killed by Trapp
That's a good make up job for Mike
No. It's a great make up job.
But that is a tale for another day.
What? Make up? Isn't that how he normally looks?
I will respond to this. In due time.
According to the description it was Denise Valentine. Good job denise!
Those eyebrows were hypnotic.
Does Grant trim them himself, or have them professionally done?
TrickWithAKnife Grant would tell you the answer....
BUT THE KNOWLEDGE COULD KILL A MERE MORTAL!!!
Everyone who's anyone knows that Siobahn's father is locked up under the deepest depths of a BAE systems manufactory.
And Trapp says he's not a good actor.
LOOK at this performance. Truly one of my favorites.
Why is "ass" not offensive but "hole" is?
Ass are beautiful thing to see in their whole glory, hole are dark thing to be filled profoundly.
OoohSoKawaii maybe they were afraid of offending the magical sentient donkeys that rule the dimension next door?
You said "but "hole"! (*laughs like a 4 year old)
Because ass could be used to mean donkey while adding hole to the end makes it explicitly about the body part.
OoohSoKawaii a hole is a hole just go outside and make one
Thanks for including credits in the description like you used to.
XD as a writer I actually found this hilarious. I'm guilty of doing this sort of thing in my work, though its not usually with old men. The reason that they do this is plots work best if they are slowly unraveled, and if you show rather than tell, so you often need to have a knowledgeable character only let slip out information very slowly.
I feel like Trapp only wrote this so he could play with that costume. XD
A wizard turned me into a cake.
If you eat me i will die.
The Milling have you tried punching said wizard
"She turned me into a *newt*! ......I got better."
Don't worry. You'll get better!
TheScavenger101 Indeed. Let us go watch it now.... On second thought, let us not. It is a silly movie.
I mean it's a step up from the Destiny stranger, who doesn't have time to explain why she doesn't have time to explain
How come Katie doesn't say anything for almost the entire video? Spare body?
Corranhorn122 that's her basically every ideo
ehhhhh I don't think so. She usually has a couple of lines. But I think in this one, it was literally a "hi" followed by lots of staring. xD
They say drugs turn you into a zombie.
She's not in the core5
Too much cocaine today probably.
"I dont have time to explain all the things I said I was going to explain. I only have time to explain that I dont have time to explain it." Best two sentences of College Humor! 😂😂😂
In his defense, he did seem to be explaining safety when everyone was zoning out.
A lot of the sketches are hit-or-miss. This was a hit.
College humour is definitely wayyyy better then buzz feed lol
a gentlemen never asks and a wizard never tells
Unimportant comment about nonexistent placement.
Awesome!
Generic reply.
Aw man, I wanted to know how to control the power of the wind
You just gotta learn it's name. And to do that you have to *looks at clock* oops, it's my time to die or leave you in some other utterly inconvenient way, you'll never know. Unless you read the name of the wind of wourse, but well, you need the code to do that and you get that b- *dies*
Arceus Lord of Creation That's easy! Just grab your magic stick and point up, left, then right.
2:33 It took me to get to here to realise that was Traap. 0_o
Thanks Admiral Ackbar
Daniel Algarin IT WAS A TRAPP THE WHOLE TIME
GCNMatt lol!
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all these people with letters for their profile picture, meanwhile I'm just sitting here with my Daedric armor.
The accuracy of this skit is mind blowing😂
Those are some mad eyebrows Trapp wizard.
Best sketch in years. You did it.
aw man it almost took me 2 seconds to realize its trapp.
"The shadows of the past weigh heavily on my soul" is my new excuse for being lazy at work.
I would put in a clever comment..... but that will be revealed another day.
I love how the Wizard's contemporary hair style at 1:50. :p
Last time I was this early, I made a shitty joke.
my life
your not alone
Epic Fail You're*
a win for irony
One of the best CH videos in a long, long, long time.
I instantly saw that the wizard was Mike Trapp
DO THE BELLY ROLL ...what!?
One of the absolute best ch videos ever
Is that... Trapp?
I guess he could tell us in person... but perhaps another time.
the answer will be revealed in due time
His face at the end there was priceless.
3:48 he quotes Destiny.
"No, it's true. You're weak and stupid." gets me every time.
Honestly, if he was a real wizard, and I saw him use abilities that couldn't be explained using science and all. I would definitely deal with it and become his apprentice
this is what the story teller does to us EVERY TIME
you're a wizard harry
Youre a hairy wizard
A harry are you wizard!
Wizard you're a harry
That's some classic college humor. **great job**
He didn't live to tell us where her dad is.
Yes, yes but death is merely the Rambunctiousness in your body changing form. The answer is within your grasp... But that´s a tale for another day
Ohhh so you watched the video and now feel compelled to tell us about it. You must have a very interesting life, but that is a tale for another day
I was getting worried because I didn't see Trapp anywhere.... But then the old man appeared and began talking, and I felt better because there he is!
That's one way to get people to pay attention to a safety briefing.
I actually quite like this one. with college humor pumping out videos so often I feel the content has become a little stale. but this one got a good chuckle out of me
trap is really good At that.
This has to be the best one so far.
3:19 I DID IT I'M SO GOOD!!1!1!one!11!!!
It's actually 3:17
John Jonson 3:18*
Screencritic 101 its 3:17
I don't know how but I've watched this video so many times and just now realized that Trapp is the wizard
the old wise man's name is nick
One of the best skits since the Hardly Working days
Wow mike aged badly
I'd still hit it
Good hit, or should i say, god hit
It’s okay, you can say Dumbledore 🤣
Destiny's characters about the story in a nutshell
I sent help but they couldn't get to him in time. RIP MIKE
He would have worked better as the IT guy.
Yey, a good CollegeHumor video.
Why are all of college humors videos office skits
Because they can't afford to shoot on location. And why is that? No love at their Go Fund Me page. Like, zero love.
I love how I instantly recognised trapp in the costume
Why are wizards always assholes like that in movies? It still makes no sense to me.
"IF YOU HAVE THE SECRET CODE"
😂😂😂
3:07 Who's that in the background?
Samuel Freakin' Adams idk what is it?
Siobhan's father?
I love how he talks about sprinklers ruining the computers, but there are no sprinklers above the computers
yo wheres my dad
siobhan idk
Ahhhhh!!! The cliff hangers, they're killing me!
I am early, so I should comment something absurd!
my life
some people don't understand irony ^
Stay a while and listen...
I was wondering if Kripperino channels only comment on Kripp's videos... Good to know, good to know.
Good job.
“I only have time to explain that I don’t have time to explain it” my favorite part ever
Soooo he’s basically dumbledore....
Not telling Harry shit and expecting him to do everything on his own
I would have laughed my ass off if Shivon opened the piece of paper and it was the Office Safety Manuel.
I actually can tell you what's the deal with the Illuminati symbols everywhere. But that would be a tale for another day...
Well what about the Virgin Mary on people's toast?
Sean Black You are not ready to know this.
How many pigs can you stack on top of eachother til the bottom one gets crushed to death, Great Hodoss the All-knowing Wizard?
PeR5on Gü¥ Th1ng You're not ready to know that quite yet.
He sounded like Cartman when he was doing that I don't have time explain bit. XD