This movie is terrible, and I think I died whilst watching it, but have you seen 'Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa'? I'm pretty sure it can easily rival this movie for being the worst.
It should be -1st day:starts and ends the animation The other 2 years:trying to convince the voice actors and succeeds 1 month later he forgets about the existance of the movie 4th year:remembers the movie and releases it
Imagine being the guy who recommends a movie to a TH-camr that changes their entire channel forever. Edit: Why is everyone calling me Carl Bloke? I was making a joke I never was the guy.
As a Christian, I can say that this story is very Biblically accurate Especially the part where Super-sized Static Man and his clones start tearing down the wall at 23:50 Especially that
Sadly you know he did. He brought that ten dollar animation software and struggled with it for four brutal years. Even professionals can do it, Duke Nukem Forever has every bit of quality this 'thing' does and took 14 long years to create. Like sitting on a toilet for fourteen years and expecting to produce gold, all they got was a hard piece of sh**t.
@@Just-Plain-Potential no, the prince of Egypt was the theatrically released Moses cartoon, this here is the straight to DVD released cartoon, the never had a theatrical release type films
@@thecrazydisneyparksfanatic921 I was clearly a bit tired when I wrote that reply to Paper Bag. What I meant was there is another Moses cartoon (called Mose Egypts great prince, a VHS only movie) and it is a masterpiece compared to this. I also had the Prince of Egypt on VHS as a kid (and ran it down until my old VHS player ate it and destroyed the spools so i then got it on DVD).
I asked my great grandma if she wanted to watch a christian movie. We found this. I thought it would be okay. She literally loves every movie, and even she said,"That was atrocious." Edit: thats a alotta likes
This is one of the weirder facts about my life, but I might have been the first child to ever watch Joshua and the Promised Land, back in 2004. Jim Lion and his wife were our downstairs neighbors when I was between the ages of 8 and 13. He invited me over and showed me the film on his computer--we might still own the DVD he gave us, too. It made an impression even as an eight-year-old. But Jim was a really lovely guy! He actually saved our whole apartment building--he happened to be in the garage and noticed that a car was smoking, called the fire department, and when they arrived, they said it was minutes from blowing up. I hope he's doing well and getting a kick out of these reactions :)
I gotta be real, though... Moses' *"No... NOOOO"* is such a perfectly and flawlessly delivered line that it almost makes the whole thing worth it, just so we can have that clip forever.
@@amandamooney3773 Its pretty much comparing a good thing to a bad thing in the form of a mother and child having a coversation. I.E. Me: Hey mom can we have *[Good Thing]* Mom: we have *[Good Thing]* At home. Afterwards, an image is placed showing a worse version of the Good Thing.
I'd have to say that my favourite part, is where Joshua doesn't want to kill the innocent people already living in _'the promised land'_ so the movie just justifies it by saying _"Oh but they do things that anger our god"_ & Joshua's like _"oh ok"_ 😑
Ok so in the actual book of Joshua from the Bible, it is justified, since the inhabitants of Jericho are sinners that murdered those that enter the city, rape women and sacrifice children. It’s just that it’s hard to portray that in a children’s movie.
Jim Lion’s Friend: Hey, why can’t you come to our BBQ today? Jim Lion: I’M MAKING AN ANIMATED MOVIE ALL BY MY FRICKING SELF Jim Lion’s Friend: Well, that’s not a real excuse to- Jim Lion: T H I S I S M Y D A Y O F F T H I S I S W H A T I ‘ M G O N N A D O
That is cruel and unusual punishment when my parents did that to me the whole you can't watch anything but this it was at least something good like veggietales
Imagine being the lion who Joshua possessed. Like you're just going about your day and all the sudden your conscience is suppressed and all you can do is watch from behind your own eyes as your husk is being controlled by an eight year old boy.
Og Joshua was probably pushing for control of his body during battles considering that the kid almost got him killed within the first minute of that huge one in the movie.
My sister got this in an Easter Basket she won in church when she was 4years old. Sadly this was the first DVD we ever owned. Needless to say my parents went out that night and bought Lion King 2 for her. 😂 She still has Joshua and the Promise Land. It’s a great movie to put on in the background during a party. Great way to entertain drunk 20year olds and keep them entertained.
IDK who still reads this feed, but I have watched the full uncut "movie" on TH-cam. The "director" Jim Lion has made alot of comments self depricating his movie and laughing at it with us. It really felt satisfying, to see a movie so horribly bad that you laugh at it and call it garbage but still know that no director is getting their feelings hurt and no animators are getting harrased for their efforts. A) there were no plural animators B) there really wasn't any effort C) the director accepts that his first attempt at cinema was a disaster and can look back at it
Great , cuz to me this movie is like a religion teacher was tired of telling the same story over and over again to his students , so he got one of his students at the time and other people to do this masterpiece
"The computer-generated animation took over 4 years to complete and it shows." ... I mean, if we're talking in the sense that the animator procrastinated on the animation for 4 years and rushed it in about a month, sure, it does show.
“The Christian shoemaker does his duty not by putting little crosses on the shoes, but by making good shoes, because God is interested in good craftsmanship" Martin Luther
Director of Joshua and The Promised Land: *Looks at Prince of Egypt* Ahh..yep, that’s one fine looking animated movie. *Sees his film.* WHY DOESN’T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT?!
"I want to watch Leo the lion!" "We have Leo The Lion at home." *Leo the Lion at home:* EDIT: Y'all know its bad when I can make this joke about LEO THE F*CKING LION
@@MBLobster actually Leo the Lion was rather good, it was original the animation wasent the best but descent, and as far as shity kids movies go, it’s wasn’t bad.
I didn’t correct you, I pointed out one of the words that were misspelled because I thought it was funny. Correcting you would’ve been telling you the correct spelling of the word which I didn’t do
The kid character sounds like one of those toxic kids that you get on an on Overwatch and complains that you took his “main” because he got what he thought was a good skin.
I'm not sure if I should like how the likes are because it's 666 or if I should not like how they are because it passed 69 and 420 Edit: nvm 2 bitches liked the comment now I'm just anger
"This movie is the absolute worst, do NOT watch it" Me: .... *finds it on TH-cam and watches the whole thing* Edit: I'm not joking. I literally found it and watched it right after I finished watching this video.
Please don't kill me... But I've never watched the full movie. Everytime I'm near the last 10 minutes or so, something drags me away and I forget to finish it. From the majority of the movie that I have seen, though, I completely agree. Amazing.
Watching this now, after how much this movie has embedded and enriched the channel, I can't help but feel like a mom watch teacher Saberspark verbally eviscerate my toddler's first art project lol
Every Saturday my family gets together and every week a different person gets to pick the movie. This movie is on TH-cam.... I’m so excited for my choice
Saberspark 1 week before:yeah leo lion is the worst Saberspark after 1 week:still the worst Saberspark 0.1111 milleseconds after watching it:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*HOLD ON A MINUTE SABER* If you go to the Joshua and the Promised Land video (the full movie is on TH-cam by someone named "webbadger08"), *THE Jim Lion* said this in the comments: "I'm the guy who made this movie. It's awful. You guys are entirely correct with your criticisms." It seems like it's him. Apparently he has a TH-cam channel. I'm crying.
julia sanders If that’s really the creator, this channel should do an interview with him! I’d be really interested in the backstory and to hear more about that movie! I’m sure others would be too.
Hahahaha! Well, even if he sees this video, he understands why everyone criticizes his work. It's objectively terrible. Maybe you could reach out to him or something for the channel, lol!
Based on what you said around 05:40, there's a 2d film called "Romeo and Juliet: Sealed with a Kiss". It is made by one guy, took also a few years to make, story isnt perfect but the animation is professional quality :O
I don’t hate nor love it. It’s an ok movie. But it’s a lot better than Joshua. Hell, the recobbled cut of The Thief and The Cobbler looks a lot better than Joshua and that movie took decades to be completed!
I think I've seen that movie...I can't remember it though. Wait, it's with seals, isn't it? Yeah, I remember now! It had pretty good animation for being made by one guy. I didn't really like it that much (I don't like the story of Romeo and Juliet that much though), but it's not a terrible movie.
Joshua and the Promised Land's budget: 1 AA battery used, chewed gum, a dead cockroach, sewage in a jar, 6 ice cubes, 1 bottle cap, and a stick of butter.
Also four years of food and rent for the author/animator, and an evening recording session at church. Probably some kind of baked goods to pay the voice actors.
21:24 OK, I know that is SUPPOSED to be a semi-serious moment, but the sound effect of the rock bouncing of his head (bonk!) is so corny that it's impossible to take that seriously.
The animation scares the sh!t out of me! It's disturbing, vomiting and creepy. Gross. And the voice acting is atrocious. Definitely worst animated movie of all time.
God is dead and this movie was the killer
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Saberspark ,I was literally sitting on the toilet, To make something to represent the quality of the movie and flush it down the toilet.
Saberspark God Almighty is not dead, but this does the Christian faith a disservice
This is nothing you should see where the dead go to die. Now that even worse on so many levels.
This movie is terrible, and I think I died whilst watching it, but have you seen 'Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa'? I'm pretty sure it can easily rival this movie for being the worst.
Hey Saberspark, can you please do a video about the history of Hanna-Barbera? Please?
“The guy looks like Piglet if he survived a nuclear holocaust”
I didn’t think I’d hear that sentence
I read this and directly after he said it. Why does this keep happening to me???
time stamp*
iXyletonz • 9:00
4:55 Why does the Moses-lion figure have a ballsack chin? (Edit: lol I had no idea Saber would describe it the same way later.)
@@Cometsarecool same
"it took me 4 years"
day 1: starts
3 years and 363 days later: what happened to that movie I was making? let me finish it
Lol yup exactly how he did it 😂👏🏽👏🏽
It should be
-1st day:starts and ends the animation
The other 2 years:trying to convince the voice actors and succeeds 1 month later he
forgets about the existance of the movie
4th year:remembers the movie and releases it
Talk about learning while doing.lol.
Or he was just casually going through his computer and cane across this and was like GENIUS
Ik
Imagine being the guy who recommends a movie to a TH-camr that changes their entire channel forever.
Edit: Why is everyone calling me Carl Bloke? I was making a joke I never was the guy.
We salute you!
Carl Bloke
Lol, good job
we worship you
For allowing the Joshua and the Promised Land Reanimated video to exist, I will be forever thankful
As a Christian, I can say that this story is very Biblically accurate
Especially the part where Super-sized Static Man and his clones start tearing down the wall at 23:50
Especially that
AS A CHRISTIAN I'M CRYING INSIDE
Ikr its so accurate 😃
@@wafflebaeeeespecially the Reinhardt voiceline.
You forgot to mention how bad at delivering dialogue God is 😂
As someone who is also Christian, soo true🤩
“It took Jim Lion 4 years to make this film.”
Ah yes, it took him 4 years to select a premade texture for the castle.
...Or he spent 1 day making it and then his PC took 3 years and 364 days to render it.
Sadly you know he did. He brought that ten dollar animation software and struggled with it for four brutal years.
Even professionals can do it, Duke Nukem Forever has every bit of quality this 'thing' does and took 14 long years to create.
Like sitting on a toilet for fourteen years and expecting to produce gold, all they got was a hard piece of sh**t.
IKR?
Joshua and death
@@TheMrRuttazzo Ah yes. A potato PC from 2000.
"mom can we watch prince of Egypt?"
"no we have prince of Egypt at home"
prince of Egypt at home:
No, that's the Moses VHS cartoon, this uhh...this is the Moses VHS at home
@@Just-Plain-Potential no, the prince of Egypt was the theatrically released Moses cartoon, this here is the straight to DVD released cartoon, the never had a theatrical release type films
You know, the poorly done types
@@thecrazydisneyparksfanatic921 I was clearly a bit tired when I wrote that reply to Paper Bag. What I meant was there is another Moses cartoon (called Mose Egypts great prince, a VHS only movie) and it is a masterpiece compared to this. I also had the Prince of Egypt on VHS as a kid (and ran it down until my old VHS player ate it and destroyed the spools so i then got it on DVD).
Great they made a polar bear I mean and now I know what to call it the no noooooooo meme
I asked my great grandma if she wanted to watch a christian movie. We found this. I thought it would be okay. She literally loves every movie, and even she said,"That was atrocious."
Edit: thats a alotta likes
montana leatherbury who could blame her
She's right
Yeah
i laughed though the whole thing
@@Dragonmongamer not a memelord grandma for sure
This is one of the weirder facts about my life, but I might have been the first child to ever watch Joshua and the Promised Land, back in 2004. Jim Lion and his wife were our downstairs neighbors when I was between the ages of 8 and 13. He invited me over and showed me the film on his computer--we might still own the DVD he gave us, too. It made an impression even as an eight-year-old. But Jim was a really lovely guy! He actually saved our whole apartment building--he happened to be in the garage and noticed that a car was smoking, called the fire department, and when they arrived, they said it was minutes from blowing up. I hope he's doing well and getting a kick out of these reactions :)
thats quite interesting! They must have been nice people!
yes
Holy wow
Bruh stop the cap 💀💀💀
@@SunnierVoyage97 Yehhhh- I have to agree; this just sounds like a "Looka me! I made this up for likes!" situation
I gotta be real, though... Moses' *"No... NOOOO"* is such a perfectly and flawlessly delivered line that it almost makes the whole thing worth it, just so we can have that clip forever.
It's the saving grace of the movie.
That line is great meme material.
Exactly
Needs to be a meme
Gonna be honest, even the Lily’s Garden ads look like they have more work put into them.
Yea ur right
Agreed
Lol yes
Ohh my god yes
Haha maybe
Ok yea
"Are you in any pain?"
"Yes. Constantly."
I read this as soon as he said it in the video.
I just realized what syberspark's Short for his channel name is ... guys , who's gonna tell him?
What’s the song at 17:39
1000 like :)
@@liker-qd4fz i dont get what u mean? sorry im dumb
Happy 5 year anniversary to the video that forever defined Saberspark's channel!
The lady who shouts, “STONE HIM!” Really gives it her all and I love it.
she single-handedly carries the entire film
I mean if you're gonna be part of the circus, you might as well be the best damn clown you can be, you know?
@@dr.altoclef9255 i love this phrase.
Could someone please leave a time stamp?
@@EngineerRiff 21:22
Ah yes I remember when the Bible describes God writing the ten commandments with his holy lightsaber
The greatest jedi was the lord himself
@@Niobesnuppa amen
2 words “bible man”
This is not Christian
Holly Lightsaber😱😱🙀🙀 YAS
Edit:omg i hit 3 likes i never got THREE
Me: Mom I want to watch Prince of Egypt.
Mom: We have Prince of Egypt at home!
*Prince of Egypt at home* :
@Alp Gürek Agreed.
I'm deceased 😂💀
Hey um don’t get mad guys but what does this .... at home thing can you guys explain that please
@@amandamooney3773 A meme that is used when comparing two things that are basically the same but has some differences.
@@amandamooney3773
Its pretty much comparing a good thing to a bad thing in the form of a mother and child having a coversation.
I.E.
Me: Hey mom can we have *[Good Thing]*
Mom: we have *[Good Thing]* At home.
Afterwards, an image is placed showing a worse version of the Good Thing.
At least the "Noooo!" clip is a good thing that came out of this mess. I laugh every time I see it
Best line in the movie
No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"hi dad!"
"pick up your stuff Joshua."
"We are going to ALABAMA
Yaya panda & Baby Cakey “ *TO THE RANCH* “
Mistakes that’s..not...how families talk?
Guess my parents are weird
Rivetting.
*cocks Remington 500 express with malicious intent*
Saberspark: "This is the worst animated movie ever made"
Future Saberspark: *_"There is another"_*
Future-er Saberspark: I have gazed into the deepest abyss
@@FoxIord what ab trolland?
this is the peak of comedy
No! Noooo!
The best line in this movie:
NO!
*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*
Lol 😂
Pretty much my reaction to the whole movie
I read this while it happened😅
TRUE! TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
18:53
I'd have to say that my favourite part, is where Joshua doesn't want to kill the innocent people already living in _'the promised land'_ so the movie just justifies it by saying _"Oh but they do things that anger our god"_ & Joshua's like _"oh ok"_ 😑
They aren't innocent they are corrupt people but yeah the movie doesn't show that lol
@@freezasama5802Ya, there was a deleted scene that showed them sacrificing a newborn. 😳
@@MeganBacon should have kept that in for Context
@@freezasama5802 Wait I just realized that scene WAS in the movie, the deleted scene was of one of them trying to have s*x with Joshua. 🥲
Ok so in the actual book of Joshua from the Bible, it is justified, since the inhabitants of Jericho are sinners that murdered those that enter the city, rape women and sacrifice children. It’s just that it’s hard to portray that in a children’s movie.
I like how there's not even a Wikipedia article for this movie.
@Jaaziah Ballard Bruh
You know it's bad when even wikipedia doesn't want it
For now.
*You can help by expanding it*
Wikipedia is biased as shit anyway.
Jim Lion’s Friend:
Hey, why can’t you come to our BBQ today?
Jim Lion:
I’M MAKING AN ANIMATED MOVIE ALL BY MY FRICKING SELF
Jim Lion’s Friend:
Well, that’s not a real excuse to-
Jim Lion:
T H I S I S M Y D A Y O F F T H I S I S W H A T I ‘ M G O N N A D O
😂👍
We have reached perfection with this comment
Joe Hayes Well thanks
Hahahahahaha
This needs more likes lmao
"A creepy spirit kidnaps a boy and forces him to relive stories of the Bible."
Current IMDb description
It was so funny that I had to verify XD
@@TentenchiAMVs ikr xD
Wait is it really?
@@Mr_BoozeVA Doofenshmirtz. You were fairly close. :)
Read the parents guide
19:57 Fun fact: in the Bible, those aren't bad guys
Those are just the people who live there
God told Moses and the Jews to kill them
Really? I Never Knew that part, But I was Familiar with the Stories of The Bible.
As one does lmfao
Ah yes, I'm not surprised at all🙃
Free palestine
"What's adultery?"
"You'll find out when you're older."
"Your bout to find out"
You have 69 likes
Answer, *herecy*
to be fair adultery is mostly an activity for grown ups
@@NinthSettler mostly?!
This used to be one of the only movies I was allowed to watch as a kid, I thought it was a weird ass fever dream up until now 💀
BYE
Lol
Your parents are on something dude
That is cruel and unusual punishment when my parents did that to me the whole you can't watch anything but this it was at least something good like veggietales
Why only this movie?
*i am no longer afraid to die*
But you are gonna go to hell, and this is hell!
Me neither
And the world is a beautiful place
But your Profile picture makes me afraid to die qwq
Don't die WolfCat101. No....
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SaberSpark: This is the worst movie DO NOT WATCH IT!
Also Saber: *Makes an entire reanimation of the film*
It's just a review, not a reanimation
@@Tovbestagfirullah123 Oh, you don't know? th-cam.com/video/GGjzo5UtZ18/w-d-xo.html
@@Tovbestagfirullah123no he has a reanimated version on his channel
@@TayTayRogersDodson no needa flex about it
Imagine being the lion who Joshua possessed. Like you're just going about your day and all the sudden your conscience is suppressed and all you can do is watch from behind your own eyes as your husk is being controlled by an eight year old boy.
Leeroy Jenkins Jesus Christ
Rite
Not to mention, for 40 years. He was possessed for 4 decades. That's fucking insane
@@xxkittyxx2599 man: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
child: YeS sIr MoSeS!
Og Joshua was probably pushing for control of his body during battles considering that the kid almost got him killed within the first minute of that huge one in the movie.
This whole movie looks like a mobile ad.
Wrong,even mobile ads look better. This just looks like LSD.
That's an insult to mobile ads
How to loot? Only 1% of left brain people can reach pink color 😳😳😳😳
Lily's Garden ads are better than this.
That says a lot
Mobile adds are better
Moses: (sees people dancing) "No!"
Just Dance: (exists)
Moses: "NOOOOOOO!!"
*I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo....*
YESSS! YEESSSSS!
Foxstar13 _ 😂😂😂😂😂 omg!
Fortnite: default dance
Moses:NoOoOoOooOoOOoOoooooOooOoooOoO
My sister got this in an Easter Basket she won in church when she was 4years old. Sadly this was the first DVD we ever owned. Needless to say my parents went out that night and bought Lion King 2 for her. 😂
She still has Joshua and the Promise Land. It’s a great movie to put on in the background during a party. Great way to entertain drunk 20year olds and keep them entertained.
It must be a blast after a blunt. Or two.
What no beer pong?
@@McSenkel it's a nightmare on shrooms
Did you even own a DVD player at the time, or did you buy one specifically to watch this movie? That's gotta hurt.
Prince of Egypt is so beautiful, that it doesn't matter what religion you are, the movie is still so amazing in every aspect, a true legend.
I can't tell If you're being sarcastic or not-
乙卂匚Ҝ I hope he isn’t
@@milomakesmusiccovers right-
@@zack6385 It's obvious he's not being sarcastic. He's just a fan of the movie.
The sad thing is it might not even real.
I felt so terrible for the grandma who mistaken this movie as The Lion King.
Ikr
J6SK What do you mean the child?
The child that had to watch it
Isaidmew MEW
Same
Lunala Moon
Lmao
Over 3 years, this movie has become such an integral inside joke of this channel that I can’t even think of it as bad anymore
It’s a special kind of awful, let’s be real.
After reanimation it was fun to watch
@@brawler5760 it’s so bad it’s good, I enjoyed watching it
somebody should really stone the person who made this god-awful (or rather, satan-awful) movie.
SSSSAAAAMMMEEEE!
"The lion head just flies into the wall and dies and turns into a snickers bar" IM FUCKING CRYING
25:47 he turns himself into a snickers bar, funniest shit I've ever seen
You’re not you when you’re hungry
Did you know that "kurba" in Slovenian means whore/hoe
And in other slavic languages too!
@@hydrationsauce I WAS THINKING THAT HAHAAHHAAHHA
@@hydrationsauce LMBO I WAS THINKING THAT
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
**sees the guardian angel**
Everybody gangsta till the cocaine stars flying
Cocaine doesn’t already fly?
Varriiellaa I mean it gives you wings to fly?
Everybody gangsta till the cocaine is getting as high as you are
IDK who still reads this feed, but I have watched the full uncut "movie" on TH-cam. The "director" Jim Lion has made alot of comments self depricating his movie and laughing at it with us. It really felt satisfying, to see a movie so horribly bad that you laugh at it and call it garbage but still know that no director is getting their feelings hurt and no animators are getting harrased for their efforts.
A) there were no plural animators
B) there really wasn't any effort
C) the director accepts that his first attempt at cinema was a disaster and can look back at it
It was probably just an attempt for fun without any real hope of doing something actually good.
What he said at the start was so nice that I couldn't hate him.
Doesn't look real since he stubbornly continue to trie and failed again.
It’s good to know that this movie knew it was trash
Great , cuz to me this movie is like a religion teacher was tired of telling the same story over and over again to his students , so he got one of his students at the time and other people to do this masterpiece
14:08 "Just hold your breath until the end of the process, or I guarantee you your lungs will collapse."
I fear no man, but that thing ... it scares me
I agree
Mr Henry what about where the dead go to die?
I can't agree more that thing scared the hell out of me even the title
WHAT the that thing is here!?! We gotta go!
I've felt a similar fear instilled in me from rap cittie street kids: believe in Santa
Saber: I never thought I'd look back on Leo the Lion as a positive.
Also Saber: I never thought I'd look back at Joshua as a positive.
He found something even worse?
@@TheHappyTruckShunter He reviewed trolland, and then later on he'd go on to say that trolland is less worse than another god awful movie he reviewed
@@TheHappyTruckShunter
Just when you think you've found rock bottom, you find that it has a basement
The Prince of Egypt has nothing on this movie.
Absolute fact
The Prince of Egypt is a clear rip-off...
DynestiGTI yes, Joshua and the Promised Land is obviously superior
Lunar TV you said it Natsuki
Yes this film is lord of the rings level good,
Some say that Joshua is a distant cousin of The Dark Lord
ngl the comparison between this and the prince of egypt is like comparing a person who can barely cook and a person who's a head chef
"vomited in his plate" seems more appropriate than "barely cook"
This movie looks likd a one hell of a shitpost or something that memelords would make.
One hell of a drug.
anisa akramova FRR
Thank you!!!!
Xavier Renegage Angel, with less philosophy disguised as nonsense. but more pure meme-energy.
No. Nooooo!
Pay attention, children, for this is a key part of the Saberspark lore.
*Of turning into a furry 101*
@Kitsune193 *indeed...*
Actually feel very offended when that old bomb initially said he’s Moses
Here's where saberspark finally broke and now gets drunk to try to support *existence*
Yes
"The computer-generated animation took over 4 years to complete and it shows." ... I mean, if we're talking in the sense that the animator procrastinated on the animation for 4 years and rushed it in about a month, sure, it does show.
i think you spelled day wrong
I mean, it's still dozens of thousands of frames as terrible as it looks.
Alcairr I think you spelled 3 hours wrong.
commit no oxygen I think you spelled 3 minutes wrong
@@DexoroGrove2 you spelled 1 nanosecond wrong
I quote the "No, nooooo" Line so fucking much. It's like an inside joke with myself
Wait I just realized. Joshua is a lion. Where is his tail???
In his a-
😏
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Me, a furry: oh, you don’t know the amount of lube I own
I- wait- the narrator stole it.
Joshua isn't even a lion, he's just a naked man with a mask on.
Furries be like:
@Some Circle With Sunglasses not all curries bru
@@killugonshipper339 your probably one by thinking that
@@PaperClipping7412 That's like saying you're an actual paperclip by thinking Paperclip is a good name to give yourself.
@@PaperClipping7412 And? What's it to you? I don't fvck animals bru
“The Christian shoemaker does his duty not by putting little crosses on the shoes, but by making good shoes, because God is interested in good craftsmanship"
Martin Luther
420 lol
It's really sad seeing stuff like this do such a disservice
Made it to 700 likes
Very true. There's no point in screaming "AMEN !" if one's craftmanship is a shameful bucket of diarrhea to begin with.
The first animated movie is a tie:
The Legend of the Titanic (1999)
Tentaclino (2004)
It's not a tie
This is basically,
The prince of Egypt: *What you want to make*
Joshua of the promised land: *What you actually made*
That movie is waaaaay better!
Food fight!: when you tried again
Yes, when you underestimate yourself
Identity v?
Director of Joshua and The Promised Land: *Looks at Prince of Egypt* Ahh..yep, that’s one fine looking animated movie. *Sees his film.* WHY DOESN’T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT?!
"I want to watch Leo the lion!"
"We have Leo The Lion at home."
*Leo the Lion at home:*
EDIT: Y'all know its bad when I can make this joke about LEO THE F*CKING LION
Leo the lion was the lion king at home
And Joshua and the promised land was ltl at home.
@@MBLobster actually Leo the Lion was rather good, it was original the animation wasent the best but descent, and as far as shity kids movies go, it’s wasn’t bad.
Eh you get the same review: *T E R R I B L E*
this makes the doom:annihilation movie look good
@@thebleachfeelsnice6976 I wouldn't go that far
Lion King
*upgrade*
Leo the Lion
*go back*
Joshua and the Promised Land
*I SAID GO BACK*
2019
*I SAID GO THE F&$< BACK*
Live action remake of Lion King 2019
*I FUCKIN' SAID GO BACK*
Kimba the white lion I SAID GO THE HECK BACK
Sevdije Havziu nice call me Kevin reference
Sevdije Havziu never fail to slave over my dictator, Jim Pickens
17:38 The song is called Genius of Love by Tom Tom Club
*_no_*
*_N O O O O O O O O O_*
18:52
*NOOOOOO*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YES
YES
YES
YEEEEEEEEEES
Shrek Wasowski *leans over and whispers* copycat...
wtf i had this on DVD when i was a child
it gave me nightmares
Where did you get a copy of this????
I shed a pitiful tear for you. You have suffered enough.
Where did you get this nightmare?
@@pepper5005 the black market, right next to food fight.
As a christian i apologize for this unholy demon of a movie.
Or *Abomination*
lsalazar252 I apologize too, I’m a Christian as well
Thank you guys for apologising.
I, too, apologize on behalf of all of Christianity. We do not claim this movie, nor Gaither’s Pond. Thank you, and good night
Me too 😬😬😬
This is a art show, as a artist, this is true art, 11/10
“Joshua, I want you to pitch your tent to mine for now on.”
*”t h a t s a l l f o l k s”*
*Hol’ Up.*
Somebody get the police on the line
Ayooooooooo
Hold up! Wait a minute! Something ain't right!
Cursed_swordfight
TH-cam whem my internet is good: "Prince of egypt"
TH-cam when my net goes down one bar: "Joshua and thebpromised land"
@Just Your Average Artist lol
Nice, 273 likes
*whem*
@@pestroxxy6781 im getting alot of corrctions today
I didn’t correct you, I pointed out one of the words that were misspelled because I thought it was funny. Correcting you would’ve been telling you the correct spelling of the word which I didn’t do
The kid character sounds like one of those toxic kids that you get on an on Overwatch and complains that you took his “main” because he got what he thought was a good skin.
You just explained my entire experience playing Overwatch
CAN I GENJI? CAN I GENJI???
Can tf2 fans shut up for one video?
@@livesathome2475 ? Why did you say that I'm confused because they are talking about over watch not tf2.
@@livesathome2475 they arent talking about tf2
"So he hops on his horse and gets major whiplash."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Edit: At least this movie has…the sky!
I laughed the entire time when watching this because everything is so horrible to the point its hilarious
You have to watch the Let’s watch series from Saberspark
Appropriate like count.
I'm not sure if I should like how the likes are because it's 666 or if I should not like how they are because it passed 69 and 420
Edit: nvm 2 bitches liked the comment now I'm just anger
This looks something straight from surreal entertainment.
@Dusty Colorado he changed his name to that
Ricardo Milos - that might be the joke
@@-throat- Ok
@@ricardomilos9731 wait can i r/whooosh you??
@@Yutaayuuji NO
"This movie is the absolute worst, do NOT watch it"
Me: .... *finds it on TH-cam and watches the whole thing*
Edit: I'm not joking. I literally found it and watched it right after I finished watching this video.
You are now dead
not big surprise
What are you a masochist?
Why
Kiwi Fantasy lol thats hardcore
How has Saber not released a merch product with the quote "No! NOOOOO!"
your intro probably has a higher budget than this animation
The ratchet kookie Lol
Correct!
Your name was probably made by a 5 year old with that spelling.
@@herrscheroflesbo like you can talk, yours makes no sense! So just back off on people's account name.
Obviously
I forgot about how well animated the prince of egypt is.
this movie makes Rio and over the hedge look like a god
@@playsunnysea
It makes leo the lion look a decent movie
Carmen Allen over the fucking hedge.... wow haven’t watched that in ages
LET MY PEOPLE GO
Please don't kill me...
But I've never watched the full movie. Everytime I'm near the last 10 minutes or so, something drags me away and I forget to finish it. From the majority of the movie that I have seen, though, I completely agree. Amazing.
"No...NOOOOO"
- Top 10 anime betrayals -
Lily Bean That should become a meme!
The SuperBlade Penguin Yes it should!
The SuperBlade Penguin I know right? 😂👌🏾
The SuperBlade Penguin No! NOOOOOOOOOO! (I mean no it shouldn't.)
Ancient Vader: Moses...I...AM YOUR FATHER
Moses: No...NOOOOO
Watching this now, after how much this movie has embedded and enriched the channel, I can't help but feel like a mom watch teacher Saberspark verbally eviscerate my toddler's first art project lol
Every Saturday my family gets together and every week a different person gets to pick the movie. This movie is on TH-cam.... I’m so excited for my choice
Commits suicide after watching the film
1:38
R I my parents were so disappointed in me
Lol, so what happened? Did your family enjoy the movie? Did your family Actually watch the entire movie?
JaejoongPrincess yeah- we watched it- they got a kick out of it
This entire god forsaken movie is a surreal meme
Little do you know, there was a meme man hidden in the movie.
@@lilythrrose Is it the "No. Nooooo!"?
This is something made by sureal entertainment.
@@picorico5921 I was thinking the same thing lol
I've been laughing my ass off since the video started💀🚼
No...NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Neko yes YES!!!
Yes.....YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS *dad*
*Michael Scott is quaking*
I think Moses finally realized what he looks like...
Neko yesssssss!!!!!!! Yesssssssssas!!!!!!
we should send a copy of this into space
The entire movie in a nutshell: NOO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He realized he was in this movie
Saberspark 1 week before:yeah leo lion is the worst
Saberspark after 1 week:still the worst
Saberspark 0.1111 milleseconds after watching it:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOooOoOOooOOOOoOOOooooooo
It redeems itself for giving us this sound bite alone
That’s funny cause I was just saying no 😂
1:13 you forgot one more thing
1. Animation
2. story
3. Dialogue
4. Editing
5. Voice acting
And finally
6. The existence
you ask the right question.
"Movie Maker": I have 5$. And I work alone...
*Makes this movie*
You forgot the quatation marks it should be ''movie maker''
@@Jayden3649 oh yeah they're a "movie Maker"
@@anactualmoth9750 I think Freddy Kruger would have a night mare from this movie.
@@jamesagwe2981 he'd have more than a nightmare
I could make an better movie without any budget lol
The character just looked like if you stole a humanoid model and stretched the body
Leo The Lion: No movie is worst then mine!
Joshua and the Promised Land: Hold my drink.
Perri lol
It’s so bad it doesn’t know what beer is
Hold my holy water
It’s so bad that even Leo The Lion Don’t want to hold that beer
Me:There can't be a worse movie than Leo The Lion.
`Joshua and the Promised Land comes in`
9:37 - 9:50
*O_O*
*My God,*
*What Have You Created.*
"Mom, can we get THE LION KING?"
"We have THE LION KING at home"
LION KING AT HOME:
I feel bad for you
0:44 0_0 yeah
Another reason to love that remake
This movie is the equivalent of combining The Lion King with The Prince Of Egypt and boiling out everything that makes them good
300th like
*HOLD ON A MINUTE SABER*
If you go to the Joshua and the Promised Land video (the full movie is on TH-cam by someone named "webbadger08"), *THE Jim Lion* said this in the comments: "I'm the guy who made this movie. It's awful. You guys are entirely correct with your criticisms." It seems like it's him. Apparently he has a TH-cam channel. I'm crying.
julia sanders If that’s really the creator, this channel should do an interview with him! I’d be really interested in the backstory and to hear more about that movie! I’m sure others would be too.
Sure!!
julia sanders NO! I feel bad now!!! Imma write him a letter or buy him chocolates or something
Hahahaha! Well, even if he sees this video, he understands why everyone criticizes his work. It's objectively terrible. Maybe you could reach out to him or something for the channel, lol!
He sounds like a swell guy. :)
4 years later and I can officially say this is a comfort video of mine
Based on what you said around 05:40, there's a 2d film called "Romeo and Juliet: Sealed with a Kiss". It is made by one guy, took also a few years to make, story isnt perfect but the animation is professional quality :O
hillychua I love that movie
I don’t hate nor love it. It’s an ok movie. But it’s a lot better than Joshua. Hell, the recobbled cut of The Thief and The Cobbler looks a lot better than Joshua and that movie took decades to be completed!
hillychua 6
I think I've seen that movie...I can't remember it though. Wait, it's with seals, isn't it? Yeah, I remember now! It had pretty good animation for being made by one guy. I didn't really like it that much (I don't like the story of Romeo and Juliet that much though), but it's not a terrible movie.
I saw that movie
22:13 - 22:24 Not sure if that's how it's written in the bible, but that's word for word out of the Veggietales version.
Yes. Though, in the VeggieTales version, it's played up for laughs.
They really are quoting the bible, then.
There is no life, only Veggietales.
Reading the Bible is for noobs. Watching VeggieTales reruns, now that's real theology.
its a real quote from the Bible- they omit the "take off your sandals" part since....well hes not wearing shoes
You know VeggieTales takes quotes from the Bible, yes?
16:15 *Joshua, I want you to pitch your tent next to mine from now on.*
Damn Moses, you're forward.
😂
**careless whisper ensues**
_"uh..I..I-I can't do that"_
GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!
"Yes Sir, Moses"
DWAkhaten1995 I need an Adult
I really hope this wasn't in cinemas :(
“How much pain are you in”
“Yes”
*YES*
_Y E S_
𝖄𝕰𝕾
Like I have Been shot 201029 times stabbed 2355 and watched 1000 cringe videos
*YES*
Nobody:
Leo: *Im A vEgEtArIaN*
I’m not blood thirsty I’m apple juice thirsty
-Leo
I mean, at least it's realistic
Joshua and the Promised Land's budget:
1 AA battery used, chewed gum, a dead cockroach, sewage in a jar, 6 ice cubes, 1 bottle cap, and a stick of butter.
That butter stick made them go overbudget.
Also four years of food and rent for the author/animator, and an evening recording session at church. Probably some kind of baked goods to pay the voice actors.
You forgot the piece of lint
that’s how i masturbate
Didn't they have an empty pickle jar too?
It's like a tradition to came back and watch this video.
I didn't know Surreal Entertainment made a full-length movie.
This is more terrifying than surreal entertainment.
** s u c c **
This genuinely does look like surreal entertainment's style
Sooooo true but they don’t take four years
Royal Mail Steamer Titanic thats what I was thinking XD
21:24 OK, I know that is SUPPOSED to be a semi-serious moment, but the sound effect of the rock bouncing of his head (bonk!) is so corny that it's impossible to take that seriously.
I know someone gauged out their eyes after watching this
*gouged
But, yes, I am considering it.
its gonna be me
Andrew Gick *my brains actaully
Stix N' Stones it's from and anime called fairytale
Stix N' Stones it's from fairy tail
Prince of Egypt: 100s of top-level animators with a $100,000,000 budget. Joshua: 1 student's college graduation project.
The animation scares the sh!t out of me! It's disturbing, vomiting and creepy. Gross.
And the voice acting is atrocious. Definitely worst animated movie of all time.
Shyandawesome agreed
Shyandawesome This movie is God compared to Where The Dead Go To Die though
Pure nightmare fuel
Also what SPECIES are the animals in this movie? They don’t look like lions at all..
Shyandawesome I’m 14 and I could do better
These anthropomorphic characters are demonic- just plain demonic.
I thought I knew nightmares, but I was *completely* wrong.
Ironic; demonic anthropomorphic animals in a “religious” movie.
candiigurl7893 GOD doesnt exist
Don't they look like they will murder you when you sleep?
Don't they look like they will murder you when you sleep?
Kayla Gaines More like eat your eyes out.
"Lets try to stomach this movie"
*Nooo*
*NOOOoOoOOOOOOOOoOOOoooOOOOoooOOOOOOOOO*
When people stare into the eyes of Cthulhu, this movie is what they see, driving them down into the deepest pits of insanity.
@@markcobuzzi826 I cant stop laughing at your comment.
@@markcobuzzi826 Thank You......
I love how "Nooo..NOOOOOOO!" is becoming a meme on this channel.
This movie is the worst crime against universal humanity.