"Isabela, I realize that you are always prepared for a sudden random phallus, but for your own safety , shut your mouth!" ...I'm writing that one down.
Lols what do you mean "borderline" hostile? XDD Did you never see their fight when Aveline was trying to get Donnic's attention? Hawke had to step in to break them up and everything
10:10 Was taken surprise here, Dragon Age has always had sexual themes in dialouge, but it's always been through euphemisms and round about speech. That was pretty direct haha
Isabela: ...You can call me captain. Aveline: I won't be doing that. Isabela: Neither will I. Because you're a Guard Captain - no real authority. Not like on a ship. Aveline: Yes - a ship captain who led her entire crew to their deaths. You must be so proud. Isabela: I... shut up... Aveline: Aye-aye, captain.
"Well, you would know about having a large number of men under you." "You've been waiting to use that one. Did you practice?" aveline definitely practiced hard every night with a large number of men under her. shes got a lot of stamina!
Out of all characters I love the interactions between the girls, they are like sisters: Aveline the eldest and protective often on odds with much wilder but only slightly younger Isabela, however they would not hesitate to fight whoever would be dumb enough to fight the other. Merrill being the youngest, cutest and go-happy that is being protected and taught by her older sisters.
This is one reason I usually had both avaline and isabela in my active party when I was a mage. When I was a reaver, I had isabela or varric along with merrily
It's not party banter, but my favourite is when Isabella falls and Aveline has to announce it. "Isabela's on the ground...appropriately!" Bitch, she's dead and you have to make a joke so soon???? LOL
"Shank your Jory" Poor Jory... The "Curl your toes" lines reminds me of Isabela promising Merrill to tell her stories that would "curl her toes"... what was she planning to "tell" her.
Isabella is probably the only person other then varric who doesn't give you bullshit sure they lie through their freakin teeth but I know they too so I don't trust one word out of their mouth but at least they entertain me
11:11 reminds me of Magnetic Fields lyrics: "If somebody told me I'd succumb If someone said I'd be so dumb After all the sleepless nights, when I turned on all the lights I would have hit them"
@xxshaheedaxx Yeah it can be a bit too much, most of the time it’s rather funny though. And I’m pretty sure she isn’t completely serious about it, especially later on.
You missed one its brilliant you need These 2 and varric what happens is that Isabella had written a fanfic of Aveline and sonic and gives it to varric and I'm not gonna spoil it
Is there something I’m missing with the “thumb up his ass” thing? Is it a euphemism for something, or is she just being explicit? Varric saying “that old chestnut” is throwing me for a loop.
"Isabela, I realize that you are always prepared for a sudden random phallus, but for your own safety , shut your mouth!"
...I'm writing that one down.
Same
I really love how they go from greatly disliking each other to a budding girly friendship.
Did he open your Rift?
Did he tear down your Veil?
Did he enter your Breach?
Did he journey into your Fade?
+Date Masamune
Did he Fen your 'harel?
+Date Masamune Did he blew up your chantry?
+Date Masamune Did he Iron your Bull?
+Michael Donovan did be enter your nightmare
did he master your fear?
I love their evolution from rivals to sisters in three acts.
"Arl your Eamon" I think was my favorite one >_< LOL
lol at 4:15
Aveline: "Alright, He's an incredibly proficient lover! Happy?"
Nun walks by, gives look.
Low-key killed that walk too😂😅❤ She was like "Yas I have arrived, peace out"
Shank your Jory...? As in Duncan stabbing Jory of DAO? lol
Poor Jory. Fucking Duncan
with words like that somone hasn't shanked your Jory in a long time /s
One of the best female friendships in the game. I love how they are borderline hostile to each other to being bffs
Lols what do you mean "borderline" hostile? XDD Did you never see their fight when Aveline was trying to get Donnic's attention? Hawke had to step in to break them up and everything
I just love Fenris' little chuckle when Isabela is talking about Donnic's arse. *swoon*
Im suprized Anders didnt chuckle, him being gay and all.(story wise anyway)
Maybe he's strictly a top? I wondered about that too. Or maybe he means, like, dry insertion or something. *magic-lube-finger-noises*
*gasp* Fenris chuckled because of his weird hand deal! *fangirl gasp*
ZombieGirl0316 Anders ain’t gay he clearly states he likes women in awakening.
@@wolfbatson7668 in da2 anders is bisexual
Isabella: imagine the awkward questions, "Mother, what's a slattern?"
Aveline: I'd point at you and say "that's a slattern." -I died
10:10 Was taken surprise here, Dragon Age has always had sexual themes in dialouge, but it's always been through euphemisms and round about speech. That was pretty direct haha
Reminds me of Allistar and Morrigan from Dragon Age Origins.
Lmao the best one is "mother what's a slattern? " lmao
These two are my favorite friends in all Dragon Age lmao.
Sister/rival friendship never bores me tho
I love how Fenris just laughs while everyone else is just "ew". :-)
Isabela: ...You can call me captain.
Aveline: I won't be doing that.
Isabela: Neither will I. Because you're a Guard Captain - no real authority. Not like
on a ship.
Aveline: Yes - a ship captain who led her entire crew to their deaths. You must be
so proud.
Isabela: I... shut up...
Aveline: Aye-aye, captain.
"Well, you would know about having a large number of men under you."
"You've been waiting to use that one. Did you practice?"
aveline definitely practiced hard every night with a large number of men under her. shes got a lot of stamina!
Out of all characters I love the interactions between the girls, they are like sisters: Aveline the eldest and protective often on odds with much wilder but only slightly younger Isabela, however they would not hesitate to fight whoever would be dumb enough to fight the other. Merrill being the youngest, cutest and go-happy that is being protected and taught by her older sisters.
"Arl your Eamon"? *rofl*
I loved Vanris's reaction also. "That old chestnut!"
Oh well...those two are amusing. :D
Anyone else get the “shank your, Jory” reference?
I'm just wondering who told her about that. 😂
@@mr.midgardville maybe the Grey Warden... during their 'time together'
"Did he shank your Jory?"
What a throwback to Ostagar.
"Arl your Eamon?" OMG Isabela i love you LOL
Miranda & Jack in ME should have more banter like this xD
they sound like frienemies, "get it out of your system", I can imagine aveline smiling secretly.
Still some of the best banter ever from Bioware, I still giggle when I recall "I had forgotten how it was like" part.
Hands down my favorite banter of the franchise. This never stops being funny.
the amount of times I raised my eye brows with these two is too much to count
I’ve always loved the banter between these two, they’re just quite the pair
Isabela: *whistles* "Touchy!"
i really like their friendship in act 3.. it's a great rivalry.
WOW the "is he cocksure" lines go on and on... I bet they solicited gags for this from everyone and just used them all.
Sebastian is so pious that it's funny.
"Ugh, Maker".
Best party combination for banters EVER!
This is one reason I usually had both avaline and isabela in my active party when I was a mage. When I was a reaver, I had isabela or varric along with merrily
Shank your Jory?! Wtf😂
we can just make a "shank your jory meme". making that part of the joining look awkwardly sexual😂
"If you shove your thumb up his arse, I win" XD
It's not party banter, but my favourite is when Isabella falls and Aveline has to announce it. "Isabela's on the ground...appropriately!" Bitch, she's dead and you have to make a joke so soon???? LOL
Satisfy a demand of your Qun, i cried XD
This video gets a thumbs up....donnics ass
Mommy whats a slatten?
a slattern is a dirty untidy woman.
"Shank your Jory" Poor Jory...
The "Curl your toes" lines reminds me of Isabela promising Merrill to tell her stories that would "curl her toes"... what was she planning to "tell" her.
After every single reaction to Isabela's thumb up his ass quote, (especially Merrill's) I almost fell of my chair laughing.
Shank your Jory?! That's awful! XD
sooooo~ many dragon age origion refrences. XD
I love how most of their conversations end with Aveline saying 'shut up' XD
So! Donnic was in the Rose!
HE was Not!
@@natural2047 easy big gal, he wasn't shopping for himself
I cry every time I realize the missed hatesex potential with Aveline and Isabela.
lol Fenris laughing.Thanks for doing all of these btw I am going to watch every one!
At a point in the game she gets an orange neckerchief and red shoulderplates because she becomes captain of the guard.
"Master your taint?"
To quote Phil Ken Sebben; "HA HA! Double entendre."
DudeHawke's awkward cough! XD
1:37 WAS THE MOST SAVAGE SHIT IN DRAGON AGE
“Shank your Jory”? Wow, that’s cold. 😝
You know, I thought this was a Dragon Age video, but all I see is catfights :P
Love the VA at 6:35: "Mother, what's a slattern?"
If only we could’ve romance Aveline and Isabella
They’re relationship would be Leliana vs Morrigan 2.0 🤣
Leliana and Morrigan hate eachother, but Aveline and Isabella are just normal siblings.
A valine can miss her chance w donnic? Didnt know that
2:45 confidence goals
Arl your Eamon? What?
LOL at 4:21 with the Chantry sister strolling by. Bet she gave them an odd look. :)
Adorable laugh!
Fenris's reaction XD
Ugh I miss this game
Isabella is probably the only person other then varric who doesn't give you bullshit sure they lie through their freakin teeth but I know they too so I don't trust one word out of their mouth but at least they entertain me
Her armor goes from guard captain armor to regular guard armor.
11:11 reminds me of Magnetic Fields lyrics:
"If somebody told me I'd succumb
If someone said I'd be so dumb
After all the sleepless nights, when I turned on all the lights
I would have hit them"
Ah my favourite dynamic duo
He just knows that from his own experience.
@Purrrple Yeah! I am glad though, that by act 3 it's done more in a poking fun kinda way. I guess Bioware made up for it in that aspect.
Haha cup your joining
I like that one
So...Donnic was in the Rose...
He was not!
0:43 LOVE these two... xD I couldn't stop laughing at these two!!
She became Guard-Captain of Kirkwall.
@Geri2033 What do you mean?
i lost it after "praise your maker"... :D
This is why I love Isabella
That... that moment at 7:46 when Merrill says ew... XD
LOL How could they do this without laughing lo
@xxshaheedaxx Yeah it can be a bit too much, most of the time it’s rather funny though. And I’m pretty sure she isn’t completely serious about it, especially later on.
No wonder Fenris laughed at 9:54
i love this two
they're just being bro-girls.
You missed one its brilliant you need These 2 and varric what happens is that Isabella had written a fanfic of Aveline and sonic and gives it to varric and I'm not gonna spoil it
It's her standard Guard armor instead of her Captain Armor
I love Merrill's : Ew!
"You're not that pretty."
WHAAAAAT
hold on.. arl your eamon?! that's...what.
sometimes i cant decide what they doing, they arguing or what?
there secret best friends
praise your maker... uuggh
what happened to aveline's armor?(10:13)
Agreed. I think she just hates Isabella more than sluts in the beginning. And then later on it's just their thing.
aveline and isabela hates each other this much huh? or maybe they are more like rivals.
They are rivals at first, then they are like sisters. :3
Is there something I’m missing with the “thumb up his ass” thing? Is it a euphemism for something, or is she just being explicit? Varric saying “that old chestnut” is throwing me for a loop.
Thumb up his ass is referring to a prostate massage while a old chestnut is a joke that is told so much that it's predictable and as such boring.
13:27 what in the world was that?
shes so funny
me-ow!
And we went from this banter to "The" Veilguard woke sermons...
Sad.
why
Brotp xD