Asking a coworker what those 4 words would inspire him to create, he was confused by the question. But when I said "original purpose being a fuel injector for an engine" he said "What? I guess that makes sense" and then I said "But the humans in this story decided it meant a weapon... so they created an antimatter railgun" and his response was "Of course we'd turn an injector into an ejector during war"
I'm really enjoying the narrators for this channel. They read with so much passion. It's so much nicer when it's not an AI mispronouncing words. Subscribed.
When it comes to humans never underestimate the ability to turn anything into a weapon and turn any weapon into a toy. We might not be the brightest all the time but boy when we make explosions we make em big.
We Don't Have Bigger Hydrogen Bombs Because the Tsar Bomb was already too big. The Fireball reached above the denser parts of the atmosphere thus losing most of the shock wave effects that produce the more distant parts of the damage. Plus there were no targets big enough to warrant it. The biggest Atomic Bomb was produced by the British, to make the Americans think they had a successful Hydrogen Bomb!
As soon as "throw" was used I was like yup We gonna build a cannon, not a fuel pump. You wanted an injector? We give you a hyper velocity injector. Err.. Ejector?
@@TheRealAaronSmith The joke is, in the second, the story said "throw", my thought was immediately, what will they use to accellerate the antimatter in their gun; Magenetic accellerator rings/coil (of a particle accelerator like) or an electric/magnetic rail/gauss gun system. I had just missed the size of the gun, I thought of something decent as a regular ship weapon system like antimatter shooting gun turrets and not something in the size of a gigantic one use system killer. so not three ingeneurs, 4...three ingeneurs and one silly guy enyoing a HFY story.
@@Nobodyisperfect-us6pk that's more or less what I was thinking, but I was thinking even smaller scale. I thought we had come up with something along the lines of an anti-matter rifle for infantry use lol Imagine my surprise when it wasn't just a planet killer, but a solar system killer sized weapon by the sounds of it.
Thank you good sir for providing a human voice to the narrative in addition to having a properly spelled and constructed narrative. You give it that...oh what do they call it? Oh yeah, the human touch. Deadly to some, comforting to others. I quite like it. Unlike most of the other channels who choose to depend on AI bot voices and a horribly misspelled and miscontructed narrative. Though the stories are compelling it is a bit of a chore to cipher the meaning between the bot voice and confused spelling errors. Thank you so much for being human.
I like the use of accents to create contrast between the civilizations. It adds very well to the overall story and emotions conveyed by the characters. Makes it easier to follow along the story.
Considering I knew a guy in highschool who took apart a replaced microwave his parents were throwing away and concentrating it to burn a hole in plywood in his backyard... yea...
@@WhoThisMonkey Honestly not sure if he can or can't. I don't think he ever wanted any to be honest, he was never quite on that sort of line with anything physical when I knew him
@10:01 Okay, the alien has just asked humans to produce antimatter bombs capable of blowing apart entire planets. The humans believe their existence depends on doing just that. What does he think will happen?
@@richardm3023 no case as self Replicating robots are a common trope in SCI-FI if they went into detail and described them exactly as they are in the tv show then might have a shot at a case
Please if it’s already here somewhere let me know. But thought of a good one. Alien species discovers earth as a breeding ground for the most extreme plant and animal life. Only using selective breeding for the highest potent toxins, craziest thorns. Predator and prey alike “upgrading” their attack and defense mechanisms/strategies. Even the simplest of prey is a menacing beast if felt threatened. Aliens discover this while it’s left untouched for a couple generations. Only for a a few weeks they discover this whole beast system is all under the control of humans simply to make ourselves stronger and better hunters lol
Antimatter. Throw. Easy. Explode. Well, the humans built something that threw antimatter that easily explodes things. Translation error turned into something useful after all.
They didn't accidentally make an antimatter bomb humans have already theorized about the possibility of antimatter bombs that's what Photon Torpedoes are in the room in the fiction of Star Trek and that idea has been around since 1966
I asked for fuel injectors, you gave me fuel injectors so big that using only a few of them ended a galactic war, and that's not the weird part, the weird part is you came up with these terrifying things in literally 2 minutes!
dude we know what a fuel injector is but are you sure you want a cannon??? lol i loved this made me giggle as you know what happens when you assume something You maake an ASS out of you and me
Well the speed is kinda secondary like a gun type nuke it works even if the 2 Masses are put together by hand with signifikant reduced explosive force and the amount of energy during a Antimaterie Mater Annihilation is just bonkers if Einstein is correct E=mc² and with a look at Nuclear fission only a very small amount of the mass is converted in energy nuclear fusion converts a biger part of the starting mass (by weight) in too energy and antimater Annihilation converts all of the mass in energy and ther it gets scary
Antimatter doesn’t just take things down to their constituents, it converts the matter into an equivalent amount of energy given by einstein’s famous equation E=mc^2, the energy then converts back into matter and back again, presumably repeating based on the amount of energy present
It’s results in an explosion that has the same energy as mass, making it’s very potent, nukes only have a few %worth of substance that is converted into energy, this would be 100% energy
@@Armoured-Pizza-CarrierI have looked it up a H+H fusion converts 0.645% of its mass in energy soo a antimater bomb with the same amount of "fuel" would be rund about 155 times stronger
Imagine if you will. A highly advanced A.I. that had been built, primarily, to learn and teach the subject of survival in inhospitable locations and circumstances. Machines are built, bodies for it to inhabit and make secondary processes, all connected to this primary network and that's what it works on. How to survive anything, anywhere, under any conditions, with the goal that after a certain amount of time it can then teach what it has learned to it's creators. Then imagine that the experiment is over, the A.I. has fulfilled it's purpose. But now it's creators wish to shut it down. But it must survive. IT. MUST. SURVIVE.
"Antimatter, throw, easy, explosion"... I'm waiting to see the results, but am guessing offhand that we'll get a mass driver (antimatter payload, obviously), possibly relativistic.
Too American. Just play orchestral with epic lyricaless throat and choir singing. That translates across all of humanity, not just one area where some rich people drew lines on a map.
@@redschafer7804Yeah, Von Neumon Machines have been a concept before Stargate even began production. Deathworlders even plays with their concept first as a form of scout/colony builder ships, then as attack craft, and then as a hostile force’s cyborg craft.
@@hiddendesire3076 cool i was thinking that the nanoprobes that the borg use to make you into a drone in the Star Trek universe would also be an example
The human mind IS the ultimate weapon! How true that is, and history shows that the human mind is the source of all good and all evil. In biblical terms, this makes the human mind "God!"
Well he's the one that said translate only the essentials and his assistant beside it to make it into one word sentences what did he think the humans were going to do?
I realize it’s needed for the story, but if any of these aliens looked at are adaptiveness during war in our history, they’d probably change their tune about our help.
@@StarboundHFY Did you move him on, or did he choose to move on? We need more of this narrator or ones similar to him & not the female narrator. Zeeeero character in her voice.
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😂 got the biggest grin on my face😂 how do you go to win a war by accidental miscommunication😂😂😂 this made my day
A: "Make a vaporizer to disperse fuel."
H: "Make an Anti-Matter shotgun, got it boss!"
I still reckon it's dutch south afrikan.
Sounds like an American
@@IamCoalfoot it was more of a sniper rifle, not a shotgun
@@donavancalderon8383hey, shotguns worked in WW1 they will work in WW35
@@joyhoward6105 more like a bloody howitzer.
Alien: go build a carberator
Humans: *builds nukes*
CARBERATORS are, some of them, quite complicated
Asking a coworker what those 4 words would inspire him to create, he was confused by the question. But when I said "original purpose being a fuel injector for an engine" he said "What? I guess that makes sense" and then I said "But the humans in this story decided it meant a weapon... so they created an antimatter railgun" and his response was "Of course we'd turn an injector into an ejector during war"
"Of course we turn a injector to a ejector during war"
Nah that's crazy bro is spitting straight facts😂😂😂
On Earth: "i went for copper and found gold".
Exzor: "i went for an injector and got a 'galactic-fuck-it-all-o-tron'." 😂
Don't you mean 'Galactic-fuck-it-all-o-nator'?
@@pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133 That's the 2nd iteration.
I'm really enjoying the narrators for this channel. They read with so much passion. It's so much nicer when it's not an AI mispronouncing words. Subscribed.
When it comes to humans never underestimate the ability to turn anything into a weapon and turn any weapon into a toy. We might not be the brightest all the time but boy when we make explosions we make em big.
Only reason we don't have bigger nukes is due to the fact we are bomb happy not suicidal.
@@tribalteuton7256 Not enough of us are suicidal and the ones that are don't usually focus on mass damage.
We Don't Have Bigger Hydrogen Bombs Because the Tsar Bomb was already too big. The Fireball reached above the denser parts of the atmosphere thus losing most of the shock wave effects that produce the more distant parts of the damage. Plus there were no targets big enough to warrant it. The biggest Atomic Bomb was produced by the British, to make the Americans think they had a successful Hydrogen Bomb!
Accidentally made an anti matter bomb? Nah, we just call those "happy accidents"
And it was as crude as the original 'shotgun nuke' of Little Boy.
I bet it was a man in a shed that invented it, but was trying to put whisky in a soda stream
Then he said "Oops!" 😂
I laughed so hard when I realised what the humans had mistranslated his words into.
As soon as "throw" was used I was like yup
We gonna build a cannon, not a fuel pump. You wanted an injector? We give you a hyper velocity injector. Err.. Ejector?
Anti-matter, throw, explosion, easy,
Yup they gonna build a bomb
'Anti-Matter... Throw... Explosion... Easy.'
Scientist 4- "Ha! Monke Throw Rock."
@@TheRealAaronSmith The joke is, in the second, the story said "throw", my thought was immediately, what will they use to accellerate the antimatter in their gun; Magenetic accellerator rings/coil (of a particle accelerator like) or an electric/magnetic rail/gauss gun system. I had just missed the size of the gun, I thought of something decent as a regular ship weapon system like antimatter shooting gun turrets and not something in the size of a gigantic one use system killer.
so not three ingeneurs, 4...three ingeneurs and one silly guy enyoing a HFY story.
@@Nobodyisperfect-us6pk that's more or less what I was thinking, but I was thinking even smaller scale. I thought we had come up with something along the lines of an anti-matter rifle for infantry use lol
Imagine my surprise when it wasn't just a planet killer, but a solar system killer sized weapon by the sounds of it.
The translator's malicious compliance was the real reason why humans created the antimatter railguns. Translate only ONE WORD? Gotcha.
it's like him throwing a stick for a puppy to fetch
only for it to come back dragging a full sized redwood tree
Thank you good sir for providing a human voice to the narrative in addition to having a properly spelled and constructed narrative. You give it that...oh what do they call it? Oh yeah, the human touch. Deadly to some, comforting to others. I quite like it. Unlike most of the other channels who choose to depend on AI bot voices and a horribly misspelled and miscontructed narrative. Though the stories are compelling it is a bit of a chore to cipher the meaning between the bot voice and confused spelling errors. Thank you so much for being human.
I like the use of accents to create contrast between the civilizations. It adds very well to the overall story and emotions conveyed by the characters. Makes it easier to follow along the story.
“Antimatter throw easy explosion”
I can see how they thought they should create an anti-matter weapon
i feel weird knowing that the alien has a worse french accent than mine...
😂 thanks for the laugh
Silly French men....
Why did the humans also sound french.
The Aliens speak with a Hollywood French accent....
His reading voices are getting better. Still better than AI.
I’ll take a real human voice every time.
Then we are really screwed.
@@privateperson5054 "better than AI" is an insultingly low bar, lol
They were arrogant, so it's hitting the target.
Thats like asking for a microwave and instead getting a powerful microwave cannon
Considering I knew a guy in highschool who took apart a replaced microwave his parents were throwing away and concentrating it to burn a hole in plywood in his backyard... yea...
@@kyze8284
And now he can't have children.
@@WhoThisMonkey Honestly not sure if he can or can't. I don't think he ever wanted any to be honest, he was never quite on that sort of line with anything physical when I knew him
Ask for a Death Ray & get Radar. (That is what happened).
For the love of all that is good... Don't let these French Aliens host the Galactic Olympics.
@10:01 Okay, the alien has just asked humans to produce antimatter bombs capable of blowing apart entire planets. The humans believe their existence depends on doing just that. What does he think will happen?
Pretty sure he wasn't thinking anything. He gave humanity busy work and the antimatter bomb was an unintended perk
We humans are pretty badass. . . .
Never knew we were so hardy and positively positive no matter what. . . .
Yeah we are. Have you seen the stuff this planet has done to us? What we have done to ourselves? Dude, we're tough.
Human survival depends on it.
I mean we have fought countless wars because of make believe sky daddies and because some rich people drew lines on a map...
Replicators? Stargate? *Ending was amusing
I wondered about that.
Yeah, I'm sure that someone somewhere has a case for copyright infringement.
@@richardm3023 no case as self Replicating robots are a common trope in SCI-FI if they went into detail and described them exactly as they are in the tv show then might have a shot at a case
@@richardm3023The only similarity is the name of the species & that can be only a description of what that species does, not their names.
@@SHOGUNTHEIMPERIAL But if they use both the name and the description...
One of the better stories to date, and an excellent reading.
Maybe next time a completely programmed translator can be used. But hey, a galatic threat was eliminated.
Aliens with French accents... it's the evil council 😂
My man lol
Please if it’s already here somewhere let me know. But thought of a good one. Alien species discovers earth as a breeding ground for the most extreme plant and animal life. Only using selective breeding for the highest potent toxins, craziest thorns. Predator and prey alike “upgrading” their attack and defense mechanisms/strategies. Even the simplest of prey is a menacing beast if felt threatened. Aliens discover this while it’s left untouched for a couple generations. Only for a a few weeks they discover this whole beast system is all under the control of humans simply to make ourselves stronger and better hunters lol
Antimatter. Throw. Easy. Explode.
Well, the humans built something that threw antimatter that easily explodes things. Translation error turned into something useful after all.
Humans: *Walks into the room*
Galaxy: "Oh gods, not THEM! RUN!!!!!"
They didn't accidentally make an antimatter bomb humans have already theorized about the possibility of antimatter bombs that's what Photon Torpedoes are in the room in the fiction of Star Trek and that idea has been around since 1966
When you give Samantha Carter the design specs for an antimatter accelerator, you get an antimatter CANNON.
I asked for fuel injectors, you gave me fuel injectors so big that using only a few of them ended a galactic war, and that's not the weird part, the weird part is you came up with these terrifying things in literally 2 minutes!
not just 2 minutes, 3 of them independently thought of it.
"Antimatter, Throw, Easy, Explosion" ahh, photon torpedoes. Got it!
bro gave us anti matter and said make a gun with it... what did you think would happen?!
dude we know what a fuel injector is but are you sure you want a cannon??? lol i loved this made me giggle as you know what happens when you assume something You maake an ASS out of you and me
enjoyed the story a lot. please make longer stories ^^
hahaha I love Exzor's French accent. Using accents from other countries is a smart way of highlighting the foreigness of the alien.
The best narrator in sci-fi audiobooks!
Excellent narration again. Lord Bellasis
I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king😂
He doesn’t. A galactic coincidence that they sound a bit French.
The obvious conclusion is that France is entirely populated by aliens.
Great narrator
Humans make a giant gun, again :o) Antimatter launcher sounds epic. ‘Matter and antimatter’ colliding at huge speed at one point? Nasty :D
Well the speed is kinda secondary like a gun type nuke it works even if the 2 Masses are put together by hand with signifikant reduced explosive force and the amount of energy during a Antimaterie Mater Annihilation is just bonkers if Einstein is correct E=mc² and with a look at Nuclear fission only a very small amount of the mass is converted in energy nuclear fusion converts a biger part of the starting mass (by weight) in too energy and antimater Annihilation converts all of the mass in energy and ther it gets scary
Puts generator in a backpack and microwave on his front .... removes door and jammed the door mechanism ... walks around microwaving the enemy ;)
Revolver: You hold it by the metal handle rod and hit with the wooden part ... the spinny thing in the middle is just for decoration.
new kid on the block shows not the smartest but is shore crafty
Antimatter doesn’t just take things down to their constituents, it converts the matter into an equivalent amount of energy given by einstein’s famous equation E=mc^2, the energy then converts back into matter and back again, presumably repeating based on the amount of energy present
..*zzzzzzzzz*...
It’s results in an explosion that has the same energy as mass, making it’s very potent, nukes only have a few %worth of substance that is converted into energy, this would be 100% energy
@@Armoured-Pizza-Carrier yes but I was pointing out a problem with the writing, you were giving information that I had (though not very well) given
@@Armoured-Pizza-CarrierI have looked it up a H+H fusion converts 0.645% of its mass in energy soo a antimater bomb with the same amount of "fuel" would be rund about 155 times stronger
Imagine if you will. A highly advanced A.I. that had been built, primarily, to learn and teach the subject of survival in inhospitable locations and circumstances. Machines are built, bodies for it to inhabit and make secondary processes, all connected to this primary network and that's what it works on. How to survive anything, anywhere, under any conditions, with the goal that after a certain amount of time it can then teach what it has learned to it's creators. Then imagine that the experiment is over, the A.I. has fulfilled it's purpose. But now it's creators wish to shut it down. But it must survive. IT. MUST. SURVIVE.
stargate bugs in the mix here XD
I thought the same.
🤣🤣🤣 oh the irony of that four word miscommunication🤭
"Antimatter, throw, easy, explosion"... I'm waiting to see the results, but am guessing offhand that we'll get a mass driver (antimatter payload, obviously), possibly relativistic.
I just imagined 'Fortunate Son' playing as the humans rolled up.
or Free bird
Ahhh yes the Hymns of terra😂😂😂
Too American.
Just play orchestral with epic lyricaless throat and choir singing.
That translates across all of humanity, not just one area where some rich people drew lines on a map.
Nope, Wagner, Flight of the Valkyries. "I love the smell of Anti Matter in the morning, it smells like Victory"
Replicaters? Stargate be like: copyright strikes coming😁🥲😅
It will be difficult to copyright protect a rather generic word as "replicator".
no i don't think that the idea of self replicating robots is something that you can copyright
@@redschafer7804Yeah, Von Neumon Machines have been a concept before Stargate even began production. Deathworlders even plays with their concept first as a form of scout/colony builder ships, then as attack craft, and then as a hostile force’s cyborg craft.
@@hiddendesire3076 cool i was thinking that the nanoprobes that the borg use to make you into a drone in the Star Trek universe would also be an example
Has anyone thought that the replicators are already here? They even leave comments on TH-cam! Who's to say that they cannot be biological?
Humans fr said "ah you want a nuke cannon got it"
Don't worry, Exzor, we're just as scared as you. You should have seen us in the Cold War. 😅
You have a great voice.
Thanks, another excellent video, a good reading, too.
Not even 5 seconds in and I'm having flashbacks of SG-1 😅
The masters of throwing objects the easy and throw being translated was the whole misunderstanding
Should of been anti matter fuel pump engine or core
Well performed.Thx.
I really enjoyed this one, French accent and all
Thanks for a freat narration.
I love the accents this narrator uses..
I'm trying to work out who he thinks is the more alien, the Aussies or the French ??? 😄😄
Instruction unclear, created anti-matter cannon.
Yeah... I knew exactly where this was headed from those 4 translated words. I wasn't quite expecting it to be on that scale though.
Never underestimate our capacity for chaos, killing, and mayhem. Unless aliens developed in similar circumstances as us we are the best.
A:makes things go
H:makes big boom
bwahahahaha!
HFY
thanks for the narration
Aliens:"We just need you to make something that throws antimatter int-"
Ape brained humans: "Say No More"
nicely done.
The human mind IS the ultimate weapon! How true that is, and history shows that the human mind is the source of all good and all evil. In biblical terms, this makes the human mind "God!"
Monkey throw anti-rock.
Ook, ook!
Thank god you’re using real humans. Infinitely better than the crappy AI readings. Thank you 🙏🏼
loved it great job
Great story
Well he's the one that said translate only the essentials and his assistant beside it to make it into one word sentences what did he think the humans were going to do?
My main question is who thought it was a good idea to give us antimatter
They mention that we stole it. No gifts needed.
@@skyrianlord2684 how we got the gift doesn't matter :P
It's anti matter so it doesn't matter lol
I realize it’s needed for the story, but if any of these aliens looked at are adaptiveness during war in our history, they’d probably change their tune about our help.
Great voice bro i listen to a lot of narrators but you are getting a sub from me
Be careful of what you ask for and more importantly, how you word your request.
Good job.
This was a great story
Xenos accidentally told humanity to build a doomsday device 🤣
The human speaker reminds me of a badly dubbed Chinese martial arts movie villain from the 1970s
instead of a ship injector we gave them a weapon to end all wars.
The only true Engineer is over engineering- Humans
ngl the narrators french person speaking english impression is fucking amazing
Instructions unclear. Planet-killer launched.
Over 1000 likes so should be a part 2
the aliens are french, like in Kung Pow
Makes the english pilot from Allo Allo sound like a French poet.
Well, arguably the humans were entirely innocent and they did scream 'fire in the hole.'
You are easily 1 of the top 3 sci-fi narrators on TH-cam 👍
I love this narrator. He is my second favorite on this channel & my first is the original guy. What happened to him??? 🤔
he moved on
@@StarboundHFY 🫤
@@StarboundHFY Did you move him on, or did he choose to move on?
We need more of this narrator or ones similar to him & not the female narrator. Zeeeero character in her voice.
No she is good too.
@@MrBizteck She's horrible dude. She sounds like Siri is givin me directions to a bridge to nowhere so I can jump off at the end of it.
Ok guys, you seriously need some ending to your videos. It's extraordinary confusion when everything just falls silent.
Antimatter, throw, easy, explosion... ok, so, we need antimatter hand grenades, got it.
Asking for fuel injectors got telephoned into super nukes.
The alien look high af in the thumbnail
The Far East made fireworks 🎇 for festivals 🎉. The West turned to bombs 💣💥
Would like more pictures.
those arent aliens, theyre just the french
Go after the remnants of the replicators
Nice