Annoying things people say to musicians

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  • @CharlesCornellStudios
    @CharlesCornellStudios  5 ปีที่แล้ว +7677

    Some people can carry on a conversation while they're playing. With me, you either get a cohesive musical phrase or a cohesive strung-together sentence, but never both.

  • @danielthrasher
    @danielthrasher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3889

    "WHAT KIND OF PIANO IS THAT" every comment on earth

    • @abigail-tn5ds
      @abigail-tn5ds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I do that 🤣🤣

    • @2Jeffrey
      @2Jeffrey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      xd

    • @micaelaroyo4837
      @micaelaroyo4837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Wow this ain't FAMILIA

    • @dinosaurus1973
      @dinosaurus1973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      IT AIN'T FAMILIAR

    • @EurekaX
      @EurekaX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      YOU TWO NEED TO COLAB - Like officially, instead of the heartbreak song.

  • @DallinBTW
    @DallinBTW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5932

    I went to a steakhouse in Kansas City where they had a jazz trio playing all night. They were super loud, you couldn't even hear the person sitting next to you. Easily one of the best restaurant experiences I've had.

    • @jakewillenbring3078
      @jakewillenbring3078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I'm in the KC area. Where at?

    • @DallinBTW
      @DallinBTW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@jakewillenbring3078 The Majestic

    • @dondavir6658
      @dondavir6658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Was the pianist a Justin Binek?

    • @DallinBTW
      @DallinBTW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@dondavir6658 I don't think so, he doesn't look familiar. The pianist when I was there was pretty young. It was about two years ago, so I don't remember any of the names unfortunately.

    • @ethangilworth7891
      @ethangilworth7891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      One of the many things that makes KC an awesome place

  • @672tabs
    @672tabs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5913

    You forgot the part where Jimmy-Child, 7 comes out of nowhere and manages to change the sound to a marimba.

    • @ballroomblitzkid1994
      @ballroomblitzkid1994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +372

      Or like some dogs barking, if it's a Yamaha.

    • @MiloTheOpossum
      @MiloTheOpossum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      ballroomblitzkid1994 yeah, why is that even an option

    • @MiloTheOpossum
      @MiloTheOpossum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ballroomblitzkid1994 yeah, why is that even an option?

    • @Bala-zk5xt
      @Bala-zk5xt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ‘Jimmy-Child 7 scared’

    • @PaImerL
      @PaImerL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tabsley 1k like

  • @justsazalcompany6909
    @justsazalcompany6909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10587

    This would've been funnier if the music wasn't so loud.

    • @jamesmlopez02
      @jamesmlopez02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Underrated comment LOL

    • @dragonflash09
      @dragonflash09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      nice

    • @Lucretia01123
      @Lucretia01123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@dragonflash09 not nice. NOICE

    • @mr.sansman5341
      @mr.sansman5341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ikr

    • @triquinity
      @triquinity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      imagine if someone didn't get that u were joking and said 'ok karen'

  • @JecIsBec
    @JecIsBec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1258

    "you want... Uptown funk... On solo piano?"
    Honestly this nailed it

    • @iLiekLemonade
      @iLiekLemonade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hi, sorry to bother, but I'm confused why it shouldn't be played on a solo piano :0 I'm quite uninitiated on this topic

    • @JecIsBec
      @JecIsBec 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@iLiekLemonade it's not really a song with a melody as much as with a beat. It could definitely still be played on piano, and sound fine, but it's just a really awkward request to get because how do you play atonal things on piano

    • @iLiekLemonade
      @iLiekLemonade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JecIsBec thank you so much for explaining! Cheers!

    • @drac3650
      @drac3650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I related to it on a spiritual level

    • @loreleihillard5078
      @loreleihillard5078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah but Uptown Funk is the universal language

  • @drguy9651
    @drguy9651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2611

    “can you play old town road, but like, a jazz version? it’s my daughter’s suggestion”

    • @erickouhai9818
      @erickouhai9818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It's time for me to become your first reply.

    • @adamhardybegtrup9856
      @adamhardybegtrup9856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@erickouhai9818 and me yours

    • @ryansears6594
      @ryansears6594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@adamhardybegtrup9856 i as well

    • @luckylancee
      @luckylancee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Manifestly, I also am to be by your distinguished reply to Ally oneself to be a preferable man then to be whom i am today.

    • @tonympirrotta
      @tonympirrotta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Additionally, farts.

  • @MusicalBasics
    @MusicalBasics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    this was so accurate and it hurts my soul

    • @suaive2737
      @suaive2737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow your here

    • @ianw1976
      @ianw1976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@suaive2737 You’re

    • @andersonjukebox8315
      @andersonjukebox8315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ianw1976 no he was rite

    • @userziocaro
      @userziocaro 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It heart and soul.

  • @jacksononthetrack8301
    @jacksononthetrack8301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3888

    You really nailed this haha, so relatable as a restaurant pianist and literally can’t hold a convo as well, I have to stop playing cus otherwise it kills my flow and then I’m audibly messing up (if anyone was listening in the first place). Make a part 2 !

    • @loganfuruta9427
      @loganfuruta9427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      jackson buckler how do you mess up, it’s jazz

    • @loganfuruta9427
      @loganfuruta9427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SlothfulDelight Lol I’ve been a musician for most of my life, it was a joke.

    • @slothfuldelight321
      @slothfuldelight321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Logan Furuta sorry

    • @loganfuruta9427
      @loganfuruta9427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SlothfulDelight it’s k

    • @teoman_acikgoz
      @teoman_acikgoz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      jackson buckler Is playing jazz an excuse for not being noticed when you play a wrong note?

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    "Nobody actually wants to hear live music while they're having a Meal"
    *Ling Ling:* PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION

    • @mossywillows9474
      @mossywillows9474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Omg its the crossover of the century

    • @Darko807
      @Darko807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      40 HOURS A DAY KEEPS THE HUNGER AWAY

    • @afonsopinheiro391
      @afonsopinheiro391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Waiting for that crossover with TwoSet to happen!

    • @Imusingmylimetoy
      @Imusingmylimetoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omfg 😂

    • @starfishkids
      @starfishkids 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ahah I’m cackling

  • @oscarcervarich3505
    @oscarcervarich3505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3552

    Imagine telling Charles Cornell to play quieter

    • @SethCrowderMusic
      @SethCrowderMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      lol true true

    • @sophiaseth2769
      @sophiaseth2769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SethCrowderMusic there can only be one seth, I am seth!

    • @yikesbutitstheworst6228
      @yikesbutitstheworst6228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That would be a nightmare

    • @glow2500
      @glow2500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yo id slap someone if I saw this happening

    • @RonWolfHowl
      @RonWolfHowl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How could they do my Chucky boy dirty like this

  • @link6576
    @link6576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    Owner: Nobody wants to hear live music while eating
    Me: If I can hear the people behind me, you're playing too quiet.

    • @Blazedasonic
      @Blazedasonic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Link I was going to like this, but it was going to put it over 420. I love your comment though!

    • @Shannessa
      @Shannessa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Blazedasonic
      It’s well over that point
      U can like it now

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Link F A M C Y

  • @sachiajmera7185
    @sachiajmera7185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1904

    His “annoying” person voice sounds like Sheldon 😂

    • @kpopstuff8303
      @kpopstuff8303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      especially 1:49 😂

    • @officialWWM
      @officialWWM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bazinga.

    • @JohnnoNonno
      @JohnnoNonno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You can do the math yourself

    • @althealligator1467
      @althealligator1467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AND LOOKS LIKE HIM, I WAS THINKING THAT TOO

    • @ForevaMaeva
      @ForevaMaeva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂so true

  • @aaronbarber6238
    @aaronbarber6238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    The manager would tell me “yeah, umm we hired Charles Cornell. He starts next week.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sol_stitium
    @Sol_stitium 5 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    istg this man has a sense of humor that hits different

  • @ruby8372
    @ruby8372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1422

    Nobody:
    Fancy Restaurant: Welcome to 𝓯𝓪𝓶𝓬𝔂 restaurant
    .
    .
    .
    𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓳𝓪𝔃𝔃

    • @Nekomosh004
      @Nekomosh004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      weird I'm reading this with a different tone 😂

    • @KurisutiGame
      @KurisutiGame 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bruh my phone is old i don't understand the joke :/

    • @dopplerfox
      @dopplerfox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      F A M C Y

    • @certifiedpossum8655
      @certifiedpossum8655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And by jazz we mean pop song covers with 7th chords

    • @stolenname94
      @stolenname94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude how do you do that fancy ass font I see it everywhere but no idea how it's done

  • @javonboggs5708
    @javonboggs5708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1753

    Hey, my son's dad's brother's son's uncle wanted to know if you do lessons.

    • @lars1588
      @lars1588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      So your dad?

    • @maniestacio9245
      @maniestacio9245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lenny Da Voonci Productions 🤦‍♀️

    • @dylandecker_music
      @dylandecker_music 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Is that just you or your brother?

    • @zacharywilliams2
      @zacharywilliams2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Thats either you or your brother... unless you are gay?

    • @javonboggs5708
      @javonboggs5708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@zacharywilliams2 thats for me to know and you to find out

  • @add5756
    @add5756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    Everyone: *enjoying the food and music
    The one guy who has 50 guitars and plays one of them once a year and thinks he's an expert on it: "PLAY FREE BIRD"

    • @mizunosei
      @mizunosei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Anyways, here's wonderwall

    • @SumChange
      @SumChange 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You know my dad too?

    • @elenatheweeweeb7771
      @elenatheweeweeb7771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My dad says that as a joke 😂 The looks he gets are pretty funny

    • @sajateacher
      @sajateacher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Can you play ‘Hotel California’ “?

    • @add5756
      @add5756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ryan Blais ok now you’ve gone TOO FAR!!!

  • @joshualewis8077
    @joshualewis8077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    If someone asks for lessons at a gig , you know you’ve done your part.

  • @ohhi5752
    @ohhi5752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4080

    “No one actually wants to hear live music while they are eating”
    Actually, i would much prefer live piano music over Megan trainor and lame pop...

    • @Phunkophil
      @Phunkophil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      True, but I think he also has a point there. I'd much rather actually fully focus on the music, instead of trying to do two things (or more, if you're having a conversation) at the same time. I really can't stand the term background or elevator music, there's no reason these certain genres deserve less attention.

    • @ohhi5752
      @ohhi5752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Kom'rk Ordo
      What you are saying makes a lot of sense.
      What Im saying that live music would be a great alternative to what most restaurants already play. (Mostly pop). Pop has a tendency to be attention grabbing, high energy music. Combined with having lyrics, this can be a much more distracting experience while eating. having a live piano would still being somewhat distracting but would make for a calmer and more peaceful environment. You wouldn’t have to focus very much on the music anymore to hear it and understand it.

    • @Phunkophil
      @Phunkophil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ohhi5752 Yeah, I wasn't necessarily disagreeing with your initial statement, that makes sense to me too. Was just another way of looking at it.

    • @ohhi5752
      @ohhi5752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kom'rk Ordo 👍

    • @petarus625
      @petarus625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@ohhi5752 Actually, I feel like mainstream pop music is less distracting than live jazz, since it's so compressed and repetitive. Well... I guess it just depends.
      But yeah, I would 100% choose live music over pop at a restaurant.

  • @scorpioftw
    @scorpioftw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    On my last gig they just cut us off in the midle of the concert. Everyone was there listening and really enjoying the music and suddenly they turn off our sound and put their music. Without telling us. And before that the had us start 30 min late because they were watching a football match

    • @Cozmix-7
      @Cozmix-7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Unbelievable

    • @FukiMakai
      @FukiMakai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Cozmix-7 I feel that.

    • @ashmonkey2572
      @ashmonkey2572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Who hired you? The management didnt seem to like you very much.
      Can you charge for another hour as you had to stay longer because of the football game?

    • @dylanschang6386
      @dylanschang6386 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You and I are about the extent of the crossover including Charles Cornell fans and DISHONORED fans, given the Outsider mark lol

    • @markhorton3994
      @markhorton3994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wanting to watch the end of the match is to be expected. BUT if you are ready at the agreed on time YOU GET PAID.

  • @ViserraTargaryen220
    @ViserraTargaryen220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    0:54 Charles casually walks into a wall.

    • @RyZeDHD
      @RyZeDHD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nothing wrong with this
      His going to Poudlard...

    • @goofballcartoonist7848
      @goofballcartoonist7848 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RyZeDHD uh, what? i don't get what you are saying, maybe rephrase it or something?

    • @dame3985
      @dame3985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think poudlard is like hogwarts in the french version or something (im not sure about what language) so its a reference to the magic wall in hogwarts XD

  • @sparkybish
    @sparkybish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    I was surprised the request wasn’t Piano Man.

    • @lizzie-4011
      @lizzie-4011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      omg accurate lmao

    • @epicoman6957
      @epicoman6957 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or moonlight sonata

    • @samellington8804
      @samellington8804 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      or american pie

    • @mogmason6920
      @mogmason6920 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      River Flows In You: “Allow me to introduce myself”

  • @handfulmousefly
    @handfulmousefly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    "Do you do lessons?"
    I'm a performer, not a teacher. That's a whole separate set of skills. Just because I know how to do it doesn't mean I know how to get someone else to understand it.

    • @littlefishbigmountain
      @littlefishbigmountain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      True, but you could always just say no. I think people will understand
      A lot of musicians give lessons as well as gigging, some even making it their main hustle, in order to get more 💸 💸 💸 (if they find that sort of thing enjoyable... or sometimes even if they don’t) so it’s pretty common

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@littlefishbigmountain I was like fifteen tho. Can't say no to money at that age.

    • @knickknack4338
      @knickknack4338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thank you for recognizing this. Not all "teachers" think this way. They think if they're good enough to do it, they can teach it. And then they wonder why their students don't learn anything from them.

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@knickknack4338 I'm a TERRIBLE teacher because I had an ear for music from a very young age and had a lot of things easy from the get-go. I can't explain how to do it because I just kinda.. did the thing. The best teachers are the ones who had to work crazy hard to learn their craft every inch of the way. Teaching isn't showing how to do, it's showing how to learn.

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mad respect for teachers. You put up with a lot and it's hard work. You're so deeply appreciated.

  • @shottiez
    @shottiez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Also the guy that doesn't say anything, just stands and stares

    • @brianmchaney7473
      @brianmchaney7473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      What else are you supposed to do if you're watching a performance?

    • @martinshewfelt1236
      @martinshewfelt1236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      What's wrong with that? Most people in a restaurant won't pay attention to the music, so that would be nice.

    • @monowavy
      @monowavy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      is that annoying? I've done that a few times, I just really admire it being a musician myself.

    • @shottiez
      @shottiez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@monowavy nah i just find it a little awkward if I'm nervous

    • @oliwiadobrzynska3669
      @oliwiadobrzynska3669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@shottiez I'm not a musician but I'm an artist and it makes me so nervous when people watch me paint also it's awkward

  • @XiaNingTian
    @XiaNingTian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Forgot the one where the random child starts banging away at the keys and the parents don't do anything to stop them. Then when you make any attempt to stop the child, the parents get super offended.

    • @ashmonkey2572
      @ashmonkey2572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow, just wow

    • @bahsi
      @bahsi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Classic 👌

    • @emmammamia1353
      @emmammamia1353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Those kids are the most annoying people in the world, my cousins do that (i'm not a performer and i'm not in any way near a professional pianist), but I'm still learning and I hate it when they do that

  • @FarhanNahin
    @FarhanNahin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    why is the cinematography for these so high quality i don't get it

    • @monowavy
      @monowavy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      the background sound effects adds up so much quality to videos...

    • @nitropig618
      @nitropig618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's like two tripod shots, what do you mean. I mean, the dude has great comedic timing and everything, but the cinematography is pretty run-of-the-mill

    • @vickas54
      @vickas54 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I wouldn't call it revolutionary, but Charles seems to be quite good at pretty much all aspects of production. From sound (obviously) to lighting to acting to writing and editing....oh ya, and he plays piano gud 2 😅

    • @FarhanNahin
      @FarhanNahin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nitropig maybe cinematography isn’t the word but they’re just so high quality 😂

    • @ouaiscestvrai
      @ouaiscestvrai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean, he does make videos for a living.

  • @vaskotrendafilov112
    @vaskotrendafilov112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    You are criminally good at playing jazz, (comes from a sheet classical music pianist for the past 13 years)

    • @abcabc-oh9gc
      @abcabc-oh9gc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same! I can't play jazz at all, I'm super impressed by the amount of skill and talent Charles has... And I'm a little jealous, I love jazz

  • @sorryjustwondering7553
    @sorryjustwondering7553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I sent this to my cousin (he does a lot of live guitar gigs) and he confirmed almost every one of these scenarios XD

  • @dantefaulk4229
    @dantefaulk4229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    As a musician who has played in restaurants and other background music gigs I can 100% relate. You nailed this! Well done!

  • @lvbboi9
    @lvbboi9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "Sry, we got someone better"

  • @nathanlin6798
    @nathanlin6798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    The dislikes are from people that think it’s to loud.

    • @someotherdude
      @someotherdude 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      .... and that's because it actually is too loud. If you struggle to hear the people at your table, it's too loud. Why is that not obvious to you?

  • @vytautegaizauskaite66
    @vytautegaizauskaite66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Person: So how do you play like that?
    Piano player: Well I've been playing for years, every day and night.
    Person: It must be a talent!
    Piano player: Well maybe, but most of it is-
    Person: How sad that God gives talents to only a small group of humans. You are very lucky!

  • @moonriverinc7896
    @moonriverinc7896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    There is nothing quite as confusing as doing literally anything in the "arts realm" (drawing, playing the piano, singing, writing, etc) and having someone (especially a young child) come up and ask "how do you do that? How are you so good at that?"
    _what is the correct response to this vague-ass question?????_

    • @gefloigle
      @gefloigle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      "I ate my vegetables."

    • @typhlosionisbest
      @typhlosionisbest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@gefloigle "It takes a lot of practice."

    • @mariosuena
      @mariosuena 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I think as artists we forget that we were once in that spot also, so i made sure to never just reply with “just practice bro”. What I tell them i did (pianist) is that i began by learning one song (the scientist by coldplay) because its an easy chords on the left hand and right hand melody, then learn scales, basic theory, then your brain will start to make the connections and you’ll soon be capable of improvising in about a year or sooner if you genuinely love it and practice 40 hours a day. Because someone who generally wants to learn how to do this wont get past the learning Coldplay part.

    • @amelia4384
      @amelia4384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mariosuena ling ling?

    • @MiaogisTeas
      @MiaogisTeas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      📷 What ISO did you use? What lens should I use? What aperture do you use? Why?
      Go take a damn class or pick up your own damn camera!

  • @raisinbrahms5872
    @raisinbrahms5872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    You forgot the "can I touch it?" Then again that happens more often on Violin than piano, lol

    • @SuperMonaLisaBros
      @SuperMonaLisaBros 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Guitarists get it the worst. People don't hesitate to touch them in fact.

  • @MissesWitch
    @MissesWitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "You will never hear from this person again"
    Most accurate part hahaha.

  • @justice2163
    @justice2163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Music on Tuesdays (sometimes)" so true

  • @PointLobo
    @PointLobo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    once played a jazz gig where the event coordinator told us to play quieter so many times by the end we were LITERALLY miming our instruments

  • @sophiaskojec
    @sophiaskojec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I was expecting the guy in the plaid shirt to put bread in his jar and say "man what are you doing here?"

  • @HalfOfAdriel
    @HalfOfAdriel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He actually plays the piano and also sings very well. This man is an awesome multi-talented person

  • @Rhekon
    @Rhekon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    OmG the volume thing is surreal. I'll be basically at a nonvolume, play for hours, get compliments when I can't even hear me playing lmao.

  • @TheTuneProject
    @TheTuneProject 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I resonate with this so much! I’ve had guests ask my trio to turn up, turn down... you name it. I played for a party once where it was nighttime, everyone was on the pool patio, and they stuck me out under a tree about 50 feet away. Also I’ll never understand why people think it’s ok to talk to musicians while we’re playing. 😂 Great video!

  • @8Phoenix8
    @8Phoenix8 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:10 broooo the tone you said it reminds me of that ukulele girl that doesn't smile much. That was spot on 😄 🤣 😂

  • @Barebares
    @Barebares 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “Nobody actually wants to hear live music while having a meal”
    No... no. Please drown out everything and everyone so I can hear your lovely playing while stuffing my face

  • @TheRealSandman
    @TheRealSandman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The drummers who say ''Why do you have a big drum kit, I don't need all that, I can make a small kit sound huge'' Good for you bro...

  • @ay6033
    @ay6033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like the fact that he’s annoyed by himself

  • @C00kii0
    @C00kii0 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your video just made my night. I've been going through waves of panic attacks and I just stopped here to get back to normal. Thank you sir.

  • @danebultemeier6639
    @danebultemeier6639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If there’s live music, you better believe I’ll ignore the person sitting next to me to listen to the music.

  • @RafiBarides
    @RafiBarides 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the most relatable thing ever.

  • @jackthecommenter2768
    @jackthecommenter2768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    You honestly sound like sheldon when you make the funny voice

    • @seanm9102
      @seanm9102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JackThe Commenter I literally thought the same thing

    • @aleksandarmarkovic221
      @aleksandarmarkovic221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      JackThe Commenter that one sentence no comedian wants to be told

    • @SheldonHull
      @SheldonHull 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      wait, what? How do you know how I sound?

    • @jackthecommenter2768
      @jackthecommenter2768 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SheldonHull oh uh

    • @seanm9102
      @seanm9102 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      JackThe Commenter abort mission gogogo

  • @ambulance_boy3834
    @ambulance_boy3834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So true! It ticks me off when people say to turn it down. I'm like TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!?

  • @JackytheRippler
    @JackytheRippler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Cool music! You know, I was in a band in Highschool, we were called the Fart Tatum Orchestra, because we thought it was funny. We mostly played covers..." *goes into unnecessary detail and the story takes up the rest of your break*

  • @aristotle5698
    @aristotle5698 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The “less is more” is so aggravating, especially when it does need more!

  • @7isfruity
    @7isfruity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    for some reason his voice for the customers sounds so familiar but I can’t place it
    omg Sheldon it sounds like Sheldon

  • @bman123426
    @bman123426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    my step cousins uncles ex boyfriends niece knew a guy whos brother was on the voice. he got 87th place. you should be on the voice

  • @EasyTarget83
    @EasyTarget83 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "How do you do that?"
    Best. Line. :)

  • @onetouchtwo
    @onetouchtwo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The lighting/production in this is amazing. You are amazing.

  • @JamesThatcher
    @JamesThatcher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My favorite was in marching band playing at the Peach Bowl when a few drunk fans demanded that we play Free Bird or they were going to copulate with our glutious Maximus.... Fun times high school... Fun times...

  • @mug875
    @mug875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “You’re gonna have to turn it down”
    That’s what they all say to me when I’m preforming

  • @CedarCritter
    @CedarCritter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I'm not even a musician, but I felt this on a spiritual level.

  • @k0valus585
    @k0valus585 ปีที่แล้ว

    having used to play the piano, i have everlasting respect for anyone who can focus their attention on something else while playing anything

  • @Tony-ee1hy
    @Tony-ee1hy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Remember background music:
    Mia and Sebastian's theme starts playing*

  • @DreamKeeper.
    @DreamKeeper. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg i know right? It’s like the owners don’t even want you there.

  • @typhlosionisbest
    @typhlosionisbest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Nobody actually wants to hear live music while they're trying to have a meal" hit me so hard. A band I was in played on the floor above the dining area, in a corner by the entrance.

  • @joshuastclairmusic
    @joshuastclairmusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man this is great. Love your comedy and your playing! I find your ways of sharing your own Jazz to be a whole new level of clever.

  • @DailyPickles
    @DailyPickles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    *HoW dO yOu dO tHaT* 🗿

    • @eyeof_eden
      @eyeof_eden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂🤣💀

    • @Gamma_Radiation
      @Gamma_Radiation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've heard that so much

  • @PatrickChavez
    @PatrickChavez 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of your best bits yet, keep improving!!

  • @BlueAngel_13_
    @BlueAngel_13_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "In reality, no one WANTS to hear live music when they're having a meal"
    Me: 😲 I LOVE live music when I'm at a restaurant or something. It's like listening to your own music but you can't control it and it's just really nice to listen to, especially in conversation gaps.

  • @gabekilker
    @gabekilker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Please tell me there’s a full version of you playing the music at the end

  • @Michael-Oh
    @Michael-Oh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like it when people ask if you teach lessons and then they follow through cause they want lessons for their kid.

  • @kaylabarjon8732
    @kaylabarjon8732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    “live jazz on tuesdays... sometimes”

  • @RayfieldA
    @RayfieldA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I personally Love live music when I go to restaurants. But I know there are many annoying folks out there. Great video!!

  • @jackthecommenter2768
    @jackthecommenter2768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Petition for charles to make a piano piece based off his old van that had 200k miles in it called Priscilla

    • @sorryjustwondering7553
      @sorryjustwondering7553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, I will sign,

    • @jackthecommenter2768
      @jackthecommenter2768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sorryjustwondering7553 ok, thank you.. I just need a comment and your all signed up

    • @jackthecommenter2768
      @jackthecommenter2768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sorryjustwondering7553 leave a like so i can get this to the top

  • @chrisdurhammusicchannel
    @chrisdurhammusicchannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The manager at the last place I played before taking a 12 year break from jazz piano (in favor of folk guitar) would ask me to keep it down if I played a fast song. then I would play a slow ballad and he would ask me to liven it up. I don't think he was even remotely aware that music has different tempos and dynamics. The audience always seemed pretty happy except the guy with the hearing aid who would always end up seated 5 feet away from the piano. And the manager actually liked me compared to the other guy because I didn't play "The Snoopy Song" (Linus and Lucy.) At least it was a halfway decent Kawai grand.
    Thanks for a very relatable video!

  • @tjbullard4243
    @tjbullard4243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tell them haters to screw off, you're an artist!!🤣🤣

  • @marshall7318
    @marshall7318 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel this...I miss this hope everyone is safe out there

  • @evanbookout
    @evanbookout 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Me and my high school samba line were at the midwest clinic doing a set and this guy came over and told my band director to cut this s**t out.

  • @another_orbit
    @another_orbit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the most accurate thing ever and this is coming from a person in choir

  • @vknguyennn
    @vknguyennn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You forgot: "we can you pay you in exposure"

    • @dimanigo120
      @dimanigo120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exposure???? What do I look like?? A camera?? Lol

    • @iqi616
      @iqi616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People die of exposure.

  • @samellington8804
    @samellington8804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So I'm not a pianist but I do sing with a pianist for these kinds of gigs a lot, and the "can you play uptown funk" one made me laugh out loud cause one time some knob came up to us and asked if we could play Chick Corea's "Spain" and honestly that was one of the funniest requests we've ever gotten.
    And before anyone asks, no, we did not manage to play spain with just a piano, hand drum and voice

  • @FelixTantra
    @FelixTantra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    In indonesia, they play rock music in the cafe.

    • @janrupertalfeche8959
      @janrupertalfeche8959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Philippines has classic rock in bars.

    • @benparsons4979
      @benparsons4979 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      live?

    • @FelixTantra
      @FelixTantra 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@benparsons4979 yeah in some cafe. I hardly hear live jazz here.

    • @benparsons4979
      @benparsons4979 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FelixTantra wow that's awesome

    • @FelixTantra
      @FelixTantra 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@benparsons4979 I prefer jazz tho, but Indonesian have a twisted taste of music so don't get your hopes too high.

  • @brendanwebster4674
    @brendanwebster4674 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of your most entertaining videos in my opinion, loved it!

  • @Natalie-101
    @Natalie-101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Love the beard today lol v fluffy
    Edit: This is the reason i never complain about music even if its too loud! I know how hard yall work and all the other shit you have to deal with. Also theyre always more talented than I'll ever be lol So unless they're screaming into a mic and I cant even hear words I just let it go! (it might be just because I only go to a nice enough restaurant to have it like twice a year lmao)

    • @OganySupreme
      @OganySupreme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'd love to have people like you as guests instead of being told constantly to turn it down. One time, the keyboard was literally set below a quarter volume, no exaggeration, and I was playing quiet music such as Debussy's Arabesque No. 1, and yet I was still told to turn it down! At that point, it was hard trying to get it quieter without muting the keyboard completely!

    • @Natalie-101
      @Natalie-101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@OganySupreme yikes dude I'm sorry. I hope you get some better gigs in the future💕

    • @OganySupreme
      @OganySupreme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Natalie-101 Thanks, man!

  • @BritainsFinestBand
    @BritainsFinestBand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Patron: “Play Free Bird”
    Us: We’re a Beatles tribute.
    Patron: “So what, you’re not going to play it”.

  • @keiljazz
    @keiljazz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Actually that last bit is the annoying truth they won't utter about their uppity yet unlearned wine and brie crowd who can only digest musical cotton candy.

  • @coffeetop9127
    @coffeetop9127 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Piece in the end was gorgeous, wow

  • @chesspiece589
    @chesspiece589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Did it touch anyones soul at 3:33?

  • @crushdtinbox
    @crushdtinbox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:35 charles does his best owen wilson impression

  • @MarisaCohenBeauty
    @MarisaCohenBeauty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:04 why did this character remind me from the kid from Shrek “do the rawr” 😂

  • @juanpablogutierrezblanco3811
    @juanpablogutierrezblanco3811 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    ''how do you do that?, what do i have to do to do that just right now?'' i feel you in this man...

  • @melvingroenewold6630
    @melvingroenewold6630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm getting annoyed about how real this actually is
    Expecially the noise one because i play bass and someone once asked me can't you play it without an amp, that keeps the noise down

  • @RachelSolomusic
    @RachelSolomusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    These scenarios are a very familiar pain.,

  • @youngeshmoney
    @youngeshmoney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Bruh, there's no way in hell I'm going to show all the way up to the gig for them to tell me that there isn't enough people so they're going to have to cancel, nope, you're gonna have to pay me anyway, I'm already here, you should've called and cancelled a few days before.

    • @ashmonkey2572
      @ashmonkey2572 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah have to make a living too.

    • @iqi616
      @iqi616 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Our band got booked for a charity gig. They didn't work hard enough selling tickets to cover their costs so they wanted us to "donate" our fee (naturally telling us _after_ we'd played). Funny that they didn't ask the caterers to do that.

  • @nerdgeekcosplay909
    @nerdgeekcosplay909 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I was a child I would stand close to the pianist and watch. Now my family owns a piano and now I’m going to learn to play!

  • @toothpastehombre
    @toothpastehombre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    People are, a bit much.

  • @ChristianLeovido
    @ChristianLeovido 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The "not enough reservations" excuse, so true.

  • @joeyleagjeld
    @joeyleagjeld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The "background music" one always kills me.
    I once played a grocery store gig with an 18 person jazz band. They really put emphasis on being quiet for no reason. Really hope they learned the lesson not to hire a full band for background music.
    Such idiots

  • @hollaitskimsta
    @hollaitskimsta 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You cheered me up. Granted I'm still crying, but I'm not spiraling after watching this video. Thanks man.

  • @yiannikokkoni5177
    @yiannikokkoni5177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:33 subtle giant steps

  • @zestyammar1973
    @zestyammar1973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The manager saying "quieter" each time is my music teacher when I play anything on the piano.