Depends if I'm having the Salisbury steak then I'll go for a lager. What it's lasagna night then I'll pair it with an ale. Still better than what the ole lady made.
"You have to love soccer. The excitement of minimal contact; the thrill of low scoring. If you like watching porn in reverse, this sport is for you." *fucking gold*
I discovered him recently and i’m very glad they uploaded that stuff to youtube. I honestly don’t recall any time that i’ve laughed so hard at comedy roast my whole life. Envy those who watched it on tv
Reminds me of that time Jay Leno was interviewing him, but directly talking to the puppeteer. Triumph started screaming "How dare you talk to the Jew up my ass!?"
Where is Triumph right during times that we need him more than ever. I think we could all use him right now more than ever and there's more material than ever for him to work off of.
I'm gonna be honest. 42 years old. Been seeing Triumph here&there for last 2 decades. No other standup comedian or ANY1 has me laughing as hard/so much as Triumph. Robert Smigel. (I'm not worthy)
Here they call it soccer.... in America.... we call it a fucking waste of time The only thing you tried to kick.....is your addiction to Halloween candy Holy shit I crack up laughing every time I watch these 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ohh its on !! Ahahaha !! that soccer fan guy doesn't know what's he's up against. How can he possibly win ? its Triumph the Insult Comic Dog !! he should have known that .
Honestly, triumph is the only dog that can really make me laugh so hard. It’s almost like the guy has a Jewish gift of come backs and observational humor.whenever I feel like I need a good laugh I watch Trumph. Works every time.
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"I've seen a better male to female ratio at the Vatican." 😂🤣😂🤣
He used his real voice for that line, which was weird. Still laughed my ass off.
😂😆😂
"Oh wait ... I've just been informed that this _is_ the game, and that I've actually been watching soccer for the past two hours." LOL
LOL in the United States we call it...a fucking waste of time!
Reminds me how I heard somewhere: "Golf (after saturday morning cartoons) is TV's way of reminding you to _GET A LIFE!"_ 😂😂😂
Robert Smigel is legend
"what beer pairs best with a TV dinner and a broken marriage?" Too much lmao
My guess would be either meister brau or Milwaukee's best
Steel Reserve 😣
Hurricane
Depends if I'm having the Salisbury steak then I'll go for a lager. What it's lasagna night then I'll pair it with an ale. Still better than what the ole lady made.
Corona is my choice for all 3 of my broken marriages.
"You have to love soccer. The excitement of minimal contact; the thrill of low scoring. If you like watching porn in reverse, this sport is for you." *fucking gold*
Remember seeing this guy on Conan O'Brien like before the internet was super popular and this was one of the funniest things on TV!
Very good call. Legendary stuff for our time.
I discovered him recently and i’m very glad they uploaded that stuff to youtube. I honestly don’t recall any time that i’ve laughed so hard at comedy roast my whole life. Envy those who watched it on tv
"You work for tips cause no-one will put the rest of it in". = Comedy gold
The moment u fight with a puppet dog with a cigar in his mouth, you lose.
Eminem: Are you sure about that?!
If you suspend reality, maybe your just having fun...
He clearly stated that he is not a puppet.
Reminds me of that time Jay Leno was interviewing him, but directly talking to the puppeteer. Triumph started screaming "How dare you talk to the Jew up my ass!?"
Where is Triumph right during times that we need him more than ever. I think we could all use him right now more than ever and there's more material than ever for him to work off of.
“You guys work for tips, because no one will put the whole thing in.”
How am I only just seeing this? I've not laughed so much in ages!
Same thing with me a few years ago. I've watched all his videos many times over. Sad there are no new ones
I'm pocketing "How do you sleep in your car at night." for future use
Also, "nothing gets by you, especially carbohydrates "
"I'm here with Jay Leno...." I'm fuckin dead.
“ Nothing gets past you especially carbohydrates” 💀💀💀💀
Triumph: "The rest of the world they called it football! In America we call it .."
Me: _Soccer?_
Triumph: "A fucking waste of time!" 😂😂😂
That Japanese/Ivory Coast joke is golden. Golden.
so cold
That one was so funny, I almost lost it
As a Golden...I wholeheartedly agree with and support this comment
why because its about your favorite subject?
I'm here with Jay Leno... Beautiful.
I'm gonna be honest.
42 years old. Been seeing Triumph here&there for last 2 decades. No other standup comedian or ANY1 has me laughing as hard/so much as Triumph.
Robert Smigel. (I'm not worthy)
5:37 OH NO YOU DIDNT...go to high school LMAO
Cocaine Rain
The follow up, which they cut out, was:
“OH NO YOU DIDNT... wash your ass today!”
That trip to the Weiner's Circle was one of Triumph's best.
EDIT: Best thing about it is, for the first half, it doesn't look like a Triumph feature.
Robert Smigel is a fucking savage. He would be a great roaster.
"The only thing u tried to kick was an addiction to Halloween candy!" 🤣🤣
09:05 I replayed it so many times and it just gets funnier. Who knew Elmo raping himself could be so gut-busting hilarious...
What beer pairs best with a TV dinner & a broken marriage!! I love it!!!
I got a feeling the only thing you've ever tried to kick is your addiction to Halloween candy!
.... with a TV dinner and a broken marriage.. Haha. I almost couldn't go on
9:04 😂😂😂 The first time I actually fell off my chair laughing like a hyena
5:37 "Oh no, you DIDN'T....go to high school." LMAO
"I'm here with Jay Leno" 🤣👏👏👏
The distant father's expo!
Every second of that is hilarious thanks again Conan oBarbarian
We need Triumph back...talk about burns. 04:19 was funny as hell.
Goes up to some Greek football fans "Beers are on me... IF... IF... IF your last name has fewer than five syllables."
Cold.
The way he screamed no at the end was hilarious!
You don't get into an insult war with a dog, it won't end well XD
Triumph is a gawtdayum national treasure.
Jack McBrayer is so legitimately scared lol
The dogs face at 5:18!! ^yes,, he looks thrilled!!😑 lol!!!
The Japanese fans were extremely cool about it.
Your mom and a soccer goalie. 🤣😂🤣😂😂 That was fucken hilarious.👍
A full size triumph dog is the funniest!!
Triumph is comedy gold!!! I almost piss myself laughing. 🤣🤣🤣
so funny love triumph
This is probabaly my favorite comic
Mostly people have good natures. Thank God!
soccer portion is beautiful...so true.
"Distant father expo" 😂😂as a drinker i can confirm
The balls on these comedians 🤣
Smiegel is a genius, and Jack McBrayer is underrated.
LMAO through the entire video !
Only addiction you can't kick is to Halloween candy lol
Robert Smigel is a fucking genius, period.
I just love Triumph
Smigel always plays the straight guy in movies he is an amazing comic.
Here they call it soccer.... in America.... we call it a fucking waste of time
The only thing you tried to kick.....is your addiction to Halloween candy
Holy shit I crack up laughing every time I watch these
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
........especially carbohydrates.. hahahahahahahahaha
.......I’m here with Jay Leno. LMAO
the Conan O Donnell show...hahahaha!
Citibank is a great institution... For me to poop on
“Way much yeast left.”
Hahahaha
"Nothing gets past you, especially carbohydrates" ...
Smigel is AWESOME.. I'm a fan of his since his work in Lord of the rings..?
That's pretty good
This guy is priceless
To oblivion and beyond. Lmao!
Nothing beats Triumphs "Star Wars Premiere".
"imma gay ur a gay"" xD ahh my sides!!!
that soccer line was savage AF
The celebrities are the only group that didn’t enjoy laughing at themselves. Go figure.
Dude is funny ass hell
5:30 The best line was... "You're like Nicki Minaj....minus the everything..!!"
HaHa
Never gets old
How have I never heard of this guy. Fuck me the is gold .
Ohh its on !! Ahahaha !! that soccer fan guy doesn't know what's he's up against. How can he possibly win ? its Triumph the Insult Comic Dog !! he should have known that .
I wish he would use the mascot outfit more often!!
That would be awesome. It's perfect.
the elmo humping killed me
Tyler Sawinski .....NOOOOOOOO!!!!’😱😱😱😱😱
Don't drink it's not good for the baby lol haha I been using his line for years
Nothing gets past you, ESPECIALLY carbohydrates!
Triumph needs to visit the flat earthers
😂😂😂Arigato
Honestly, triumph is the only dog that can really make me laugh so hard. It’s almost like the guy has a Jewish gift of come backs and observational humor.whenever I feel like I need a good laugh I watch Trumph. Works every time.
How do you sleep in your car at night? LMAO
Comedy gold lol
@2:49 It’s Mike and Ronnie from Jersey Shore 😂😂😂
I would pay money to watch Triumph interview President Donald Trump!!!
Bro that j Leno joke though lmao.
9:27 even the baby looks drunk
I cant believe someone brought a baby in 😂
It's wonderful all the fans of soccer had great humor ! He was pretty rough on some of them.
I love this pooch.
4:54 The Conan O'Donnell show. LOL!!!!!!
“I’m here with Jay Leno.”
😆😆😆
I'm not even American, but I have to say it: Triumph for President 2020
You misspelled Trump lol.
no one cares where ur from
is triumph still on tv ?? what happened?
@@Wightzebra great response.
@@Wightzebra excellent response.
You work for tips because no one will stick the whole thing in, DAMN!
This is pure gold. For me to poop on.
I've been to that bar that's a great bar.
Tough times for Jay
Triumph rules!
xoxo The Clarences
Robert smigel is a comedic genius
I got high (lightweight) and got cramps from fucking laughing so hard. If anyone else came here like this, look up Bill Hader puppet class".
6:13 I’m 99% sure this is the same guy wearing the blue jacket in the starwars fan video.
Great edit! Thanks-
you're welcome
Missed it
“Oh no you didn’t. Oh no you didn’t………..graduate high school”.
I think sometimes they go back and overdub the jokes after the fact.
Is this the same guy from Larry David show? The softball couch? He’s hilarious