Depends if I'm having the Salisbury steak then I'll go for a lager. What it's lasagna night then I'll pair it with an ale. Still better than what the ole lady made.
"You have to love soccer. The excitement of minimal contact; the thrill of low scoring. If you like watching porn in reverse, this sport is for you." *fucking gold*
Reminds me of that time Jay Leno was interviewing him, but directly talking to the puppeteer. Triumph started screaming "How dare you talk to the Jew up my ass!?"
I discovered him recently and i’m very glad they uploaded that stuff to youtube. I honestly don’t recall any time that i’ve laughed so hard at comedy roast my whole life. Envy those who watched it on tv
Where is Triumph right during times that we need him more than ever. I think we could all use him right now more than ever and there's more material than ever for him to work off of.
I'm gonna be honest. 42 years old. Been seeing Triumph here&there for last 2 decades. No other standup comedian or ANY1 has me laughing as hard/so much as Triumph. Robert Smigel. (I'm not worthy)
"I've seen a better male to female ratio at the Vatican." 😂🤣😂🤣
He used his real voice for that line, which was weird. Still laughed my ass off.
😂😆😂
"what beer pairs best with a TV dinner and a broken marriage?" Too much lmao
My guess would be either meister brau or Milwaukee's best
Steel Reserve 😣
Hurricane
Depends if I'm having the Salisbury steak then I'll go for a lager. What it's lasagna night then I'll pair it with an ale. Still better than what the ole lady made.
Corona is my choice for all 3 of my broken marriages.
"Oh wait ... I've just been informed that this _is_ the game, and that I've actually been watching soccer for the past two hours." LOL
LOL in the United States we call it...a fucking waste of time!
Reminds me how I heard somewhere: "Golf (after saturday morning cartoons) is TV's way of reminding you to _GET A LIFE!"_ 😂😂😂
"You have to love soccer. The excitement of minimal contact; the thrill of low scoring. If you like watching porn in reverse, this sport is for you." *fucking gold*
Robert Smigel is legend
"You work for tips cause no-one will put the rest of it in". = Comedy gold
“You guys work for tips, because no one will put the whole thing in.”
" Okay I'm here with Jay Leno" I fell off my chair holy shit this is classic!
It was hilarious!
"To Oblivion and Beyond."🤣
That bit with Leno was classic tv!
The moment u fight with a puppet dog with a cigar in his mouth, you lose.
Eminem: Are you sure about that?!
If you suspend reality, maybe your just having fun...
He clearly stated that he is not a puppet.
Reminds me of that time Jay Leno was interviewing him, but directly talking to the puppeteer. Triumph started screaming "How dare you talk to the Jew up my ass!?"
I'm pocketing "How do you sleep in your car at night." for future use
Also, "nothing gets by you, especially carbohydrates "
Remember seeing this guy on Conan O'Brien like before the internet was super popular and this was one of the funniest things on TV!
Very good call. Legendary stuff for our time.
I discovered him recently and i’m very glad they uploaded that stuff to youtube. I honestly don’t recall any time that i’ve laughed so hard at comedy roast my whole life. Envy those who watched it on tv
“ Nothing gets past you especially carbohydrates” 💀💀💀💀
"I'm here with Jay Leno...." I'm fuckin dead.
How am I only just seeing this? I've not laughed so much in ages!
Same thing with me a few years ago. I've watched all his videos many times over. Sad there are no new ones
Where is Triumph right during times that we need him more than ever. I think we could all use him right now more than ever and there's more material than ever for him to work off of.
That Japanese/Ivory Coast joke is golden. Golden.
so cold
That one was so funny, I almost lost it
As a Golden...I wholeheartedly agree with and support this comment
why because its about your favorite subject?
I'm here with Jay Leno... Beautiful.
"The only thing u tried to kick was an addiction to Halloween candy!" 🤣🤣
The distant father's expo!
Triumph: "The rest of the world they called it football! In America we call it .."
Me: _Soccer?_
Triumph: "A fucking waste of time!" 😂😂😂
The way he screamed no at the end was hilarious!
5:37 OH NO YOU DIDNT...go to high school LMAO
Cocaine Rain
The follow up, which they cut out, was:
“OH NO YOU DIDNT... wash your ass today!”
That trip to the Weiner's Circle was one of Triumph's best.
EDIT: Best thing about it is, for the first half, it doesn't look like a Triumph feature.
"I'm here with Jay Leno" 🤣👏👏👏
You don't get into an insult war with a dog, it won't end well XD
I got a feeling the only thing you've ever tried to kick is your addiction to Halloween candy!
9:04 😂😂😂 The first time I actually fell off my chair laughing like a hyena
5:37 "Oh no, you DIDN'T....go to high school." LMAO
.... with a TV dinner and a broken marriage.. Haha. I almost couldn't go on
Jack McBrayer is so legitimately scared lol
What beer pairs best with a TV dinner & a broken marriage!! I love it!!!
Every second of that is hilarious thanks again Conan oBarbarian
Triumph is a gawtdayum national treasure.
Goes up to some Greek football fans "Beers are on me... IF... IF... IF your last name has fewer than five syllables."
Cold.
09:05 I replayed it so many times and it just gets funnier. Who knew Elmo raping himself could be so gut-busting hilarious...
"Distant father expo" 😂😂as a drinker i can confirm
Triumph is comedy gold!!! I almost piss myself laughing. 🤣🤣🤣
A full size triumph dog is the funniest!!
“Way much yeast left.”
Hahahaha
3:17 LMAO 😆😆😆😆
Robert Smigel is a fucking genius, period.
Only addiction you can't kick is to Halloween candy lol
The Japanese fans were extremely cool about it.
soccer portion is beautiful...so true.
This is probabaly my favorite comic
LMAO through the entire video !
so funny love triumph
I just love Triumph
Nothing beats Triumphs "Star Wars Premiere".
"Nothing gets past you, especially carbohydrates" ...
We need Triumph back...talk about burns. 04:19 was funny as hell.
Mostly people have good natures. Thank God!
that soccer line was savage AF
Smigel always plays the straight guy in movies he is an amazing comic.
Your mom and a soccer goalie. 🤣😂🤣😂😂 That was fucken hilarious.👍
Dude is funny ass hell
the elmo humping killed me
Tyler Sawinski .....NOOOOOOOO!!!!’😱😱😱😱😱
This guy is priceless
To oblivion and beyond. Lmao!
The dogs face at 5:18!! ^yes,, he looks thrilled!!😑 lol!!!
the Conan O Donnell show...hahahaha!
Triumph needs to visit the flat earthers
I cant believe someone brought a baby in 😂
“I’m here with Jay Leno.”
😆😆😆
Comedy gold lol
Never gets old
Robert smigel is a comedic genius
"imma gay ur a gay"" xD ahh my sides!!!
Bro that j Leno joke though lmao.
........especially carbohydrates.. hahahahahahahahaha
.......I’m here with Jay Leno. LMAO
“Oh no you didn’t. Oh no you didn’t………..graduate high school”.
😂😂😂Arigato
I wish he would use the mascot outfit more often!!
That would be awesome. It's perfect.
The balls on these comedians 🤣
Smiegel is a genius, and Jack McBrayer is underrated.
I'm gonna be honest.
42 years old. Been seeing Triumph here&there for last 2 decades. No other standup comedian or ANY1 has me laughing as hard/so much as Triumph.
Robert Smigel. (I'm not worthy)
Tough times for Jay
9:27 even the baby looks drunk
Smigel is AWESOME.. I'm a fan of his since his work in Lord of the rings..?
That's pretty good
How do you sleep in your car at night? LMAO
I love this pooch.
Great edit! Thanks-
you're welcome
Missed it
Citibank is a great institution... For me to poop on
I'm not even American, but I have to say it: Triumph for President 2020
You misspelled Trump lol.
no one cares where ur from
is triumph still on tv ?? what happened?
@@Wightzebra great response.
@@Wightzebra excellent response.
This is pure gold. For me to poop on.
“Elmo controls that corner...”
Nothing gets past you, ESPECIALLY carbohydrates!
How have I never heard of this guy. Fuck me the is gold .
ja ja ja.This is awesome 😂😂
Legendary
The celebrities are the only group that didn’t enjoy laughing at themselves. Go figure.
I like watching it in reverse though...
Brutal.
Triumph rules!
xoxo The Clarences
4:54 The Conan O'Donnell show. LOL!!!!!!
I've been to that bar that's a great bar.
5:30 The best line was... "You're like Nicki Minaj....minus the everything..!!"
HaHa
LOL, Triumph
Don't drink it's not good for the baby lol haha I been using his line for years
To oblivion and beyond 😂😂😂
Oooohhhh YEEEEESSSSS!
Crying laughing!!!!!
@2:49 It’s Mike and Ronnie from Jersey Shore 😂😂😂