Depends if I'm having the Salisbury steak then I'll go for a lager. What it's lasagna night then I'll pair it with an ale. Still better than what the ole lady made.
"You have to love soccer. The excitement of minimal contact; the thrill of low scoring. If you like watching porn in reverse, this sport is for you." *fucking gold*
Reminds me of that time Jay Leno was interviewing him, but directly talking to the puppeteer. Triumph started screaming "How dare you talk to the Jew up my ass!?"
I discovered him recently and i’m very glad they uploaded that stuff to youtube. I honestly don’t recall any time that i’ve laughed so hard at comedy roast my whole life. Envy those who watched it on tv
Where is Triumph right during times that we need him more than ever. I think we could all use him right now more than ever and there's more material than ever for him to work off of.
I'm gonna be honest. 42 years old. Been seeing Triumph here&there for last 2 decades. No other standup comedian or ANY1 has me laughing as hard/so much as Triumph. Robert Smigel. (I'm not worthy)
Honestly, triumph is the only dog that can really make me laugh so hard. It’s almost like the guy has a Jewish gift of come backs and observational humor.whenever I feel like I need a good laugh I watch Trumph. Works every time.
Here they call it soccer.... in America.... we call it a fucking waste of time The only thing you tried to kick.....is your addiction to Halloween candy Holy shit I crack up laughing every time I watch these 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I've seen a better male to female ratio at the Vatican." 😂🤣😂🤣
He used his real voice for that line, which was weird. Still laughed my ass off.
😂😆😂
"what beer pairs best with a TV dinner and a broken marriage?" Too much lmao
My guess would be either meister brau or Milwaukee's best
Steel Reserve 😣
Hurricane
Depends if I'm having the Salisbury steak then I'll go for a lager. What it's lasagna night then I'll pair it with an ale. Still better than what the ole lady made.
Corona is my choice for all 3 of my broken marriages.
"Oh wait ... I've just been informed that this _is_ the game, and that I've actually been watching soccer for the past two hours." LOL
LOL in the United States we call it...a fucking waste of time!
Reminds me how I heard somewhere: "Golf (after saturday morning cartoons) is TV's way of reminding you to _GET A LIFE!"_ 😂😂😂
"You have to love soccer. The excitement of minimal contact; the thrill of low scoring. If you like watching porn in reverse, this sport is for you." *fucking gold*
Robert Smigel is legend
"You work for tips cause no-one will put the rest of it in". = Comedy gold
I'm pocketing "How do you sleep in your car at night." for future use
Also, "nothing gets by you, especially carbohydrates "
The moment u fight with a puppet dog with a cigar in his mouth, you lose.
Eminem: Are you sure about that?!
If you suspend reality, maybe your just having fun...
He clearly stated that he is not a puppet.
Reminds me of that time Jay Leno was interviewing him, but directly talking to the puppeteer. Triumph started screaming "How dare you talk to the Jew up my ass!?"
How am I only just seeing this? I've not laughed so much in ages!
Same thing with me a few years ago. I've watched all his videos many times over. Sad there are no new ones
Remember seeing this guy on Conan O'Brien like before the internet was super popular and this was one of the funniest things on TV!
Very good call. Legendary stuff for our time.
I discovered him recently and i’m very glad they uploaded that stuff to youtube. I honestly don’t recall any time that i’ve laughed so hard at comedy roast my whole life. Envy those who watched it on tv
“You guys work for tips, because no one will put the whole thing in.”
"I'm here with Jay Leno...." I'm fuckin dead.
That Japanese/Ivory Coast joke is golden. Golden.
so cold
That one was so funny, I almost lost it
As a Golden...I wholeheartedly agree with and support this comment
why because its about your favorite subject?
I'm here with Jay Leno... Beautiful.
" Okay I'm here with Jay Leno" I fell off my chair holy shit this is classic!
It was hilarious!
"To Oblivion and Beyond."🤣
That bit with Leno was classic tv!
Where is Triumph right during times that we need him more than ever. I think we could all use him right now more than ever and there's more material than ever for him to work off of.
Triumph: "The rest of the world they called it football! In America we call it .."
Me: _Soccer?_
Triumph: "A fucking waste of time!" 😂😂😂
“ Nothing gets past you especially carbohydrates” 💀💀💀💀
5:37 OH NO YOU DIDNT...go to high school LMAO
Cocaine Rain
The follow up, which they cut out, was:
“OH NO YOU DIDNT... wash your ass today!”
That trip to the Weiner's Circle was one of Triumph's best.
EDIT: Best thing about it is, for the first half, it doesn't look like a Triumph feature.
"The only thing u tried to kick was an addiction to Halloween candy!" 🤣🤣
9:04 😂😂😂 The first time I actually fell off my chair laughing like a hyena
I got a feeling the only thing you've ever tried to kick is your addiction to Halloween candy!
I'm gonna be honest.
42 years old. Been seeing Triumph here&there for last 2 decades. No other standup comedian or ANY1 has me laughing as hard/so much as Triumph.
Robert Smigel. (I'm not worthy)
You don't get into an insult war with a dog, it won't end well XD
Every second of that is hilarious thanks again Conan oBarbarian
.... with a TV dinner and a broken marriage.. Haha. I almost couldn't go on
5:37 "Oh no, you DIDN'T....go to high school." LMAO
The way he screamed no at the end was hilarious!
Goes up to some Greek football fans "Beers are on me... IF... IF... IF your last name has fewer than five syllables."
Cold.
09:05 I replayed it so many times and it just gets funnier. Who knew Elmo raping himself could be so gut-busting hilarious...
What beer pairs best with a TV dinner & a broken marriage!! I love it!!!
"I'm here with Jay Leno" 🤣👏👏👏
The distant father's expo!
Triumph is comedy gold!!! I almost piss myself laughing. 🤣🤣🤣
Triumph is a gawtdayum national treasure.
"Distant father expo" 😂😂as a drinker i can confirm
Jack McBrayer is so legitimately scared lol
A full size triumph dog is the funniest!!
We need Triumph back...talk about burns. 04:19 was funny as hell.
so funny love triumph
The Japanese fans were extremely cool about it.
This is probabaly my favorite comic
Mostly people have good natures. Thank God!
I just love Triumph
Your mom and a soccer goalie. 🤣😂🤣😂😂 That was fucken hilarious.👍
soccer portion is beautiful...so true.
“Way much yeast left.”
Hahahaha
Only addiction you can't kick is to Halloween candy lol
LMAO through the entire video !
Robert Smigel is a fucking genius, period.
The dogs face at 5:18!! ^yes,, he looks thrilled!!😑 lol!!!
Nothing beats Triumphs "Star Wars Premiere".
Smigel always plays the straight guy in movies he is an amazing comic.
Triumph needs to visit the flat earthers
"Nothing gets past you, especially carbohydrates" ...
the elmo humping killed me
Tyler Sawinski .....NOOOOOOOO!!!!’😱😱😱😱😱
I'm not even American, but I have to say it: Triumph for President 2020
You misspelled Trump lol.
no one cares where ur from
is triumph still on tv ?? what happened?
@@Wightzebra great response.
@@Wightzebra excellent response.
that soccer line was savage AF
Smigel is AWESOME.. I'm a fan of his since his work in Lord of the rings..?
That's pretty good
To oblivion and beyond. Lmao!
The balls on these comedians 🤣
Smiegel is a genius, and Jack McBrayer is underrated.
........especially carbohydrates.. hahahahahahahahaha
.......I’m here with Jay Leno. LMAO
I wish he would use the mascot outfit more often!!
That would be awesome. It's perfect.
"imma gay ur a gay"" xD ahh my sides!!!
the Conan O Donnell show...hahahaha!
I cant believe someone brought a baby in 😂
This guy is priceless
😂😂😂Arigato
Dude is funny ass hell
How do you sleep in your car at night? LMAO
Nothing gets past you, ESPECIALLY carbohydrates!
Citibank is a great institution... For me to poop on
Never gets old
“I’m here with Jay Leno.”
😆😆😆
5:30 The best line was... "You're like Nicki Minaj....minus the everything..!!"
HaHa
“Oh no you didn’t. Oh no you didn’t………..graduate high school”.
Honestly, triumph is the only dog that can really make me laugh so hard. It’s almost like the guy has a Jewish gift of come backs and observational humor.whenever I feel like I need a good laugh I watch Trumph. Works every time.
Bro that j Leno joke though lmao.
Here they call it soccer.... in America.... we call it a fucking waste of time
The only thing you tried to kick.....is your addiction to Halloween candy
Holy shit I crack up laughing every time I watch these
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Comedy gold lol
@2:49 It’s Mike and Ronnie from Jersey Shore 😂😂😂
It's wonderful all the fans of soccer had great humor ! He was pretty rough on some of them.
The celebrities are the only group that didn’t enjoy laughing at themselves. Go figure.
9:27 even the baby looks drunk
Great edit! Thanks-
you're welcome
Missed it
How have I never heard of this guy. Fuck me the is gold .
Robert smigel is a comedic genius
What I wouldn’t give to see a conversation between triumph and Borat
the ending just cut off after he got into the dog costume. where can i watch the whole video?
This is pure gold. For me to poop on.
lost it at the 'arigato', 'arigato' after the penis differential joke
Tough times for Jay
I like watching it in reverse though...
Triumph rules!
xoxo The Clarences
Don't drink it's not good for the baby lol haha I been using his line for years
“Elmo controls that corner...”
I would pay money to watch Triumph interview President Donald Trump!!!
ja ja ja.This is awesome 😂😂
3:17 LMAO 😆😆😆😆
I love this pooch.
4:54 The Conan O'Donnell show. LOL!!!!!!