On my furst draft, I carefully planned a rakdos deck, was forced to draft green cuz the other colors ran out, and lost every game while trying my best.
Finally, someone else recognizes the greatness of the colorless Eldrazi commader decks! At my LGS, people were always surprised by my colorless Eldrazi deck. It makes me very happy!
@@CoreysCards the best part is sneak attacking the lesser titans that don't have on cast triggers but still annihilate and having like 20 combat steps. Bonus points if you have Tergrid/It that Betrays so you steal their whole board after the saccs
I almost never think about eldrazi. and then one hits the table and i can't stop thinking about how to answer it. and the answer is "you don't because the person who played the eldrazi is either playing Kozilek or they're in blue"
With the witch players, they simply buy their cards in bulk, then put the valuable cards in their deck (like colossal dreadmaw) while they eat the junk cards
here's a little insight to the typical colorless player thought process: ok tern 1 rmap turn 5 rapm tern 57 i em 1 hp but funny tentacle mind control thing heheheha
The only negative to Eldrazi is that Emrakul, Aeon's Torn is banned in commander so I can't use the big girl as my commander in my commander deck and it makes me sad.
That's why the design team went out of their way to make sure 'Emerakul, the promised end' would be commander legal. There's an article about it somewhere. They wanted Eldrazi players to be able to use all 3 titans in commander.
Gotta love colourless. Favourite way to play is 20 mana rocks/dorks, like 39 lands and Kozilek, Butcher of Truth as commander... draw 4.... they will always remove him... but the mana is always there.... draw 4.... repeat.
Colorless is definitely a color except when the card say protection from a color or choose a color and it has protection. Then colorless all of a sudden magically becomes colorless.
literally any time a card mentions colors, it does not include colorless, because colorless is never a color. theres more examples than just protection ya know.
I love colorless it feels like a secret option, make you feel very unique for choosing to only use colorless. also that VOID MASTER aspect of it is very cool very lovecraftian.
@@nicoruppert4207 Moral? Grixis is more Moral. I'd even go so far as to say that Golgari is more moral. Only Orzhov, Azorius, and Dimir are less moral than Simic. I say that as a former Simic Player. Moreso as someone who loves the superfriends kind of decks, however, I ain't like other Superfriend players, I like Monored superfriends.
As someone who recently got into MtG and immediately went to build a colorless Eldrazi tribal because I'm a huge Timmy, the end of this video was pretty much my exact thought process.
@@methyod Exactly. Blue works with Green because Blue gets you more Green, and says no to people saying no to your Green. Really, this is just proof that Green is even better, since it has the power to make Blue okay
And an other interesting fact about Colorless, Emma the OG Eldrazi is banned in cEDH, that's how good Colorless is. It doesn't need colors to get on the banlist.
And to add on to that, before wotc adopted EDH into commander, the players also put her on the ban list. We played stuff like recurring nightmare and not get upset, but emrakul is just too busted. Even back then.
I know its a joke/spoof vid, but your defense of colorless being a color could have easily been explained with Kozilek, who actually demands he be cast with 2 "Colorless" Mana.
A careful person reads their script more than once before they start recording. A confident person will publish their first reading of the script. Noah somehow sounds like he has read the script -1 times.
I love colourless, it's just kind of a fun grab bag of stuff and that's great. Ugin the inffible was my first planeswalker and we used to play basically planeswalker commander so I made a deck around him and it was fun
the best part about committing to colorless life is that your lands can be good and cool instead of worrying about what mana they can give you the worst part about committing to colorless life is that it costs you like 10 mana to get rid of a single 2/2 annoyance creature
WUBRG is definitely my favorite color combination. My superfriends commander deck nicknamed "The SuperSitters" because the commander is the child of alara and all the planeswalkers have been tasked with baby sitting it... They do a terrible job it usually blows up ever match. But my other WUBRG deck was my Scion of the Ur-Dragon deck... And well. I mean its dragons. Whats not to love about dragons!!! So you take Scion and it is all the dragons!
As a devoted Yidris Goodstuff player, that path to exile killed me. Literally 20 cards in my OG deck give protection or evasion to my yidris and IT JUST DOESN'T HELP!!!!! So instead, I rebuilt yidris so it plays like gruul and dimir put together, as in I make boss monsters that are scarier than Yidris so you can't afford to kill Yidris, then I use Yidris and I just stsrt exiling cards from the top of my deck to play for free. And of course I have the ramp of green, the buffs from red, the removal from black, and the deck filtering from blue. At which point I say "go ahead. Do it if you dare, you don't want me to get another land I promise you." This deck is literally build up for 4 turns, then EXPLODE turns 5-6. This is bad for commander format for many many reasons. But its hilarious and fun.
WUBRG best combo. I still wish I had pulled a second Tiamat so I could make a deck centered around here. . .instead she's a secondary commander for my Ur-Dragon. And Jodah (both iterations) is so much fun.
Green carrying the other 4: S tier Blue preventing your stuff from being countered by countering their stuff that counters your stuff: B tier Red and Black going negative, stopping Green from carrying the other 4: D tier White doing slightly less than usual chained to the other 4: F tier
I'm working on a white/colorless Eldrazi deck that's basically just based on the lore of Emrakul and Emeria where the joke is that all these silly angels are worshiping an Eldrazi Titan's god OC. Thematically the deck only makes sense if you know the lore so essentially it's just to amuse myself
I'd argue that out of the original 4-color precons, the Saskia deck was the most lackluster in terms of design. I like the color combination though and am currently rocking the Universes Within Wernog+Elmar partners 👌
wait, does he not understand that the 4 color names are named after the nephilim? for witch he'd like "ooh it's got witch in the name, that's neat" and then for ink he's like "Why is it ink?" cuz...ink-treader
I ran some numbers on the final tier list out of interest, and it turns out on average Noah's favourite colour is red. Going by pips alone, and ranking a pip in S tier as 7 points, down to a pip in F tier as 1 point, we actually sum them up as follows: Red- 81 Green- 77 Black- 59 Blue- 55 White- 48 I think Noah must have been very upset by what Selesnya, Abzan and Bant did to Green so the average is way down, but the combinations of red with colours he doesn't like were a lot more forgivable. Perhaps that's an explanation as to why he has betrayed Green.
I do actually not like green but mainly cause it feels like every time i try to build a deck with it, it devolves into like only one of three things. Counters, Tokens, or Chunky. Thats it. like every i try to add green in, green basically wants to do just one of those three.
looking at this list, I think a new special category for (wu). (wb) can be redeemed by any color but blue, but (wu) can only be redeemed by being 4 color.
I feel like they should make colorless a color but with a catch. If you have color on your commander, it's ok to have cards that have only a generic cost in their CMC. However, if the card has the colorless symbol in the CMC, you can't use it in a color deck. Lands that produce colorless will still be legal in color decks.
But what if you added green to the Eldrazi deck so that you could ramp harder? And then took out the Eldrazi and added more dinosaurs?
But what if
And hear me out
They made eldrazi dinosaurs
That can be cast for green OR colorless?
I want to play this theoretical Eldrazi Dinosaur deck, sounds like it'd be fun.
@@Xahnel Eldrazi dinosaurs would be dope. They already have eldrazi animals of all sorts, dinosaurs are all we're missing
And what if you made removes the artificial limits on power and toughness and transcended by replacing all the dinosaurs with hydras
@@JM64 I'm just waiting for Eldrazi Squirrels
I have no recollection of that draft, but getting really high and playing 5 color in limited is a favored pasttime of mine.
I do this shit without even getting high
I like the way you party.
On my furst draft, I carefully planned a rakdos deck, was forced to draft green cuz the other colors ran out, and lost every game while trying my best.
"How do you guys buy food AND Magic cards!?"
That's the neat thing; You don't
Perfectly balanced
you just proxy the food
@@Snailing_Suika Good answer!
Easy. My food IS magic cards. You didn't think I'd let that Beta Black Lotus sit there collecting dust, did you?
Proxy Printer goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
5:28 and the W stands for "with fries." she is getting the full combo meal instead of jund's singular burger!
Why is this comment not on top?
@@RobMedellin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Brilliant comment!!!
Something similar I came up for WUBRG since it’s ranked high in Noah’s tier list: Ultimate BuRGer With fries
I love how every video he puts out feels like a school presentation.
I does tho
Facts!!!!!
I mean yeah they’re all slideshows
Finally, someone else recognizes the greatness of the colorless Eldrazi commader decks!
At my LGS, people were always surprised by my colorless Eldrazi deck. It makes me very happy!
Colorless Eldrazi is fun (and flavorful), but Rakdos Eldrazi is the good-good. Gotta love paying 0 for every titan.
@@CoreysCards the best part is sneak attacking the lesser titans that don't have on cast triggers but still annihilate and having like 20 combat steps. Bonus points if you have Tergrid/It that Betrays so you steal their whole board after the saccs
I almost never think about eldrazi. and then one hits the table and i can't stop thinking about how to answer it. and the answer is "you don't because the person who played the eldrazi is either playing Kozilek or they're in blue"
@@CoreysCards Eh, with a good colorless build, you can get your Eldrazi out early and actually cast them.
what do you mean finally? that shit is everywhere
With the witch players, they simply buy their cards in bulk, then put the valuable cards in their deck (like colossal dreadmaw) while they eat the junk cards
I play atraxa, but in a really dumb way, i play her as a token and 1/1 counters deck
@@rumuntrali5929 Stop playing with your food. Geez
Petition to make "Inside the mind of a Colorless Player"
here's a little insight to the typical colorless player thought process: ok tern 1 rmap turn 5 rapm tern 57 i em 1 hp but funny tentacle mind control thing heheheha
The only negative to Eldrazi is that Emrakul, Aeon's Torn is banned in commander so I can't use the big girl as my commander in my commander deck and it makes me sad.
Yup that Emma is banned is a tragedy.
Just play Jank Format.
Just play it anyways. It's casual. No one cares.
That's why the design team went out of their way to make sure 'Emerakul, the promised end' would be commander legal. There's an article about it somewhere. They wanted Eldrazi players to be able to use all 3 titans in commander.
Who gives a shit. You're not playing tournaments are you
as a player that's recently fallen in love with colourless, that last addition very much warmed my heart, thank you so much Magic The Noah
Yeah, its color-less, not color-none
Yeah, makes sense since your avatar is a gemstone construct thing.
You may love colorless, but colorless doesn't loves you, or hates you, or feels anything about you or anyone else. That's the beauty of colorless.
Gotta love colourless. Favourite way to play is 20 mana rocks/dorks, like 39 lands and Kozilek, Butcher of Truth as commander... draw 4.... they will always remove him... but the mana is always there.... draw 4.... repeat.
You will never be a women
"And he's got the mana symbol of black" is an amazing line
Colorless is definitely a color except when the card say protection from a color or choose a color and it has protection. Then colorless all of a sudden magically becomes colorless.
literally any time a card mentions colors, it does not include colorless, because colorless is never a color. theres more examples than just protection ya know.
I love colorless
it feels like a secret option,
make you feel very unique for choosing to only use colorless.
also that VOID MASTER aspect of it is very cool very lovecraftian.
Wait what you play magic?? Didn't know that :o
As a biologist I feel I have to like green even though I don't.
That's because biologists are simic, which means you're also blue, which means you're a poopyhead
Lmao
@@TeamSprocket simic is the most moral of the combos, don't @ me
@@nicoruppert4207 Moral? Grixis is more Moral. I'd even go so far as to say that Golgari is more moral. Only Orzhov, Azorius, and Dimir are less moral than Simic.
I say that as a former Simic Player. Moreso as someone who loves the superfriends kind of decks, however, I ain't like other Superfriend players, I like Monored superfriends.
@@livedandletdie 🗿
As someone who recently got into MtG and immediately went to build a colorless Eldrazi tribal because I'm a huge Timmy, the end of this video was pretty much my exact thought process.
Okay, but hear me out.
What if green... but Eldrazi
You should be worried if your thought process is exactly in a Noah's video.
Having said that, he's not wrong there.
Profile pic checks out...
"Colorless is a color"
"You can't target colorless, because it's colorless"
had me rolling
Personally for me (favorite to least favorite):
Blue > Black > White > Green > Red.
I love the lack of editing when it comes to the voice. The kept in bloopers are much loved.
3/6 in S tier are blue decks. Thats above black 2/6 and white 1/6. Guys i really think he might like blue quite a lot
blue is good when you run it with green because it lets you draw more green
@@methyod
Exactly.
Blue works with Green because Blue gets you more Green, and says no to people saying no to your Green.
Really, this is just proof that Green is even better, since it has the power to make Blue okay
This is the most accurate MTG tier list to date. Those who disagree are either not playing MTG or are working for wizards of the coast
I CRIED at _"Ink- WHAT"_ 😂
And an other interesting fact about Colorless, Emma the OG Eldrazi is banned in cEDH, that's how good Colorless is. It doesn't need colors to get on the banlist.
And to add on to that, before wotc adopted EDH into commander, the players also put her on the ban list. We played stuff like recurring nightmare and not get upset, but emrakul is just too busted. Even back then.
thats how good "emrakul" is.
and also, SOL RING
According to your tier list, I switch from S to D tier randomly. Which is about accurate for what I assume my friends think of me.
I dunno man, I've woken up in a cold sweat shrieking "not COUNTERSPELL!" to many times for me to be only afraid of black cards.
I know its a joke/spoof vid, but your defense of colorless being a color could have easily been explained with Kozilek, who actually demands he be cast with 2 "Colorless" Mana.
I mean, colorless mana is a thing in Magic, that's not being argued
Finally the tierlist is complete and perfect.
This is the most educational video I've ever seen on TH-cam.
A careful person reads their script more than once before they start recording.
A confident person will publish their first reading of the script.
Noah somehow sounds like he has read the script -1 times.
I didnt realize this was the 4 color tier list until halfway through, Was thinking just a which color you hate test.
I love colourless, it's just kind of a fun grab bag of stuff and that's great.
Ugin the inffible was my first planeswalker and we used to play basically planeswalker commander so I made a deck around him and it was fun
the best part about committing to colorless life is that your lands can be good and cool instead of worrying about what mana they can give you
the worst part about committing to colorless life is that it costs you like 10 mana to get rid of a single 2/2 annoyance creature
Put white in S tier. I dare you. I DOUBLE DARE YOU.
I didnt think this series could get better any better till this video came out lmao
WUBRG is definitely my favorite color combination. My superfriends commander deck nicknamed "The SuperSitters" because the commander is the child of alara and all the planeswalkers have been tasked with baby sitting it... They do a terrible job it usually blows up ever match. But my other WUBRG deck was my Scion of the Ur-Dragon deck... And well. I mean its dragons. Whats not to love about dragons!!! So you take Scion and it is all the dragons!
Man, I love your content!
Very silly and humorous yet somewhat true!
Keep the good work!
I went in a museum in France and there was some eldrazi splashart in there. So eldrazi are pure art, undeniable.
as a White mage, I find these tier list videos hilarious :)
As a devoted Yidris Goodstuff player, that path to exile killed me. Literally 20 cards in my OG deck give protection or evasion to my yidris and IT JUST DOESN'T HELP!!!!! So instead, I rebuilt yidris so it plays like gruul and dimir put together, as in I make boss monsters that are scarier than Yidris so you can't afford to kill Yidris, then I use Yidris and I just stsrt exiling cards from the top of my deck to play for free. And of course I have the ramp of green, the buffs from red, the removal from black, and the deck filtering from blue. At which point I say "go ahead. Do it if you dare, you don't want me to get another land I promise you." This deck is literally build up for 4 turns, then EXPLODE turns 5-6. This is bad for commander format for many many reasons. But its hilarious and fun.
Predictions for the video:
The correct answer is blue. Everyone hates blue, especially blue players.
Nah it’s white. Everyone hates white, especially white players.
People who play blue hate blue
Counterspells for me, not for thee-Average blue player
Ok Noah.. You got me at the Saskia demanding BuRGer aggresivly !
Subscribed!
Ink-treader nephilim as a teamwork deck? Damn that's wild. Anyways I cast Arcbond on my nephilim
Nice combo! one card kills are rare thanks for sharing
Ink-Treader Nephilim+Arcbond+Lightning Helix.
Ink-Treader Nephilim + Chasm Skulker + Expedite
@@slimyfister Nephilim aren't legendary so it's still a two card combo
Now we need the five color combos. My favorite is Blue, White, Black, Green, Red, and my least favorite is Green, Blue, White, Black, Red.
WUBRG best combo. I still wish I had pulled a second Tiamat so I could make a deck centered around here. . .instead she's a secondary commander for my Ur-Dragon. And Jodah (both iterations) is so much fun.
My favorite MtG related channel. ^__^
Putting colorless in the S tier is the one respectable decision on the whole tier list
Jodah is based
Jodah is love
Jodah is... *Eternal*
Colorless is indeed a color, I watched a completely unrelated trivia video where all participants agreed so.
All of the unusual pauses, I imagine that he's taking a swig of whisky
we need a 5 color combination tier list asap
Green carrying the other 4: S tier
Blue preventing your stuff from being countered by countering their stuff that counters your stuff: B tier
Red and Black going negative, stopping Green from carrying the other 4: D tier
White doing slightly less than usual chained to the other 4: F tier
He covered it in this video. Rainbow got an automatic F for including Green.
Was not expecting to see slivers pop up in the rainbow section, nice to see em still getting love
The 5 colors decks is true enlightenment!!!
The eldrazi even have really cool names like “the Aeons torn” and “the promised end” and “the ceaseless hunger”
as someone with a nephilim tribal deck, i am just watching this as a nephilim tier list
This is somehow the most accurate color tier list I have ever seen, J have no edits, this is the peak pf human civilization, art, and culture
This is the most accurate friendship tier list ever, thank you
As a sliver player, I appreciate the praise for wubrg
“And it’s got the mana symbol of black” fucking killed me. Keep up the great content.
I'm working on a white/colorless Eldrazi deck that's basically just based on the lore of Emrakul and Emeria where the joke is that all these silly angels are worshiping an Eldrazi Titan's god OC. Thematically the deck only makes sense if you know the lore so essentially it's just to amuse myself
Flavor wins are still wins
Thanks for all the smiles on my face.
Thrasios and Tymna for my Witch deck, I use it for planeswalkers. Very fun deck for playing with friends.
Wow it's nice to see a MTG TH-camr I share a color identity with
8:48
The tierlist: "E"
I'd argue that out of the original 4-color precons, the Saskia deck was the most lackluster in terms of design. I like the color combination though and am currently rocking the Universes Within Wernog+Elmar partners 👌
wait, does he not understand that the 4 color names are named after the nephilim?
for witch he'd like "ooh it's got witch in the name, that's neat" and then for ink he's like "Why is it ink?" cuz...ink-treader
if colorless is a color, it should be a valid target for "choose a color of your choice"
Cant wait for the 5 color tier list
Well I can at least be glad Blues moving up in the world. And colorless has always been amazing. Which is why my favorite deck combines the two.
Pre-release for Jodah was on 4-21 so everyone at my lgs was either high or hazy from the day before
I played a Niv-Mizzet reborn deck during War of the Spark draft, anyone who drafts 5 color has my respect.
I ran some numbers on the final tier list out of interest, and it turns out on average Noah's favourite colour is red.
Going by pips alone, and ranking a pip in S tier as 7 points, down to a pip in F tier as 1 point, we actually sum them up as follows:
Red- 81
Green- 77
Black- 59
Blue- 55
White- 48
I think Noah must have been very upset by what Selesnya, Abzan and Bant did to Green so the average is way down, but the combinations of red with colours he doesn't like were a lot more forgivable. Perhaps that's an explanation as to why he has betrayed Green.
Hey Noah. I just stomped my housemate's Atraxa deck twice. First with an Isshin THAO deck, and again with a Queza AoA deck.
Made me happy cause wubrg is my favorite color combo and the colorful colorless
My favorite deck i ever made was a tron golos which is all 6 colors
Hearing eldrazi and friends in the same sentence is a hell of an oxymoron
I do actually not like green but mainly cause it feels like every time i try to build a deck with it, it devolves into like only one of three things. Counters, Tokens, or Chunky. Thats it. like every i try to add green in, green basically wants to do just one of those three.
Drafting 5 colors is the best because you just take the best card from every pack.
Great content, you agree with my opinions, on the friendship tier list that's an easy subscribe
I have loved colorless since 2016 and am happy it is S. I am very friendly, I am a lowly player tinkering with my toys
As a shrine player I approve of five colour decks' placement.
looking at this list, I think a new special category for (wu). (wb) can be redeemed by any color but blue, but (wu) can only be redeemed by being 4 color.
Magus of Mirrior and Necropotence go well together well together.
WUBRG? More like "WOO BURGER" because I love burgers and burgers are awesome!
Can’t wait for the six color tier list!
Everyone better subscribe he’s gonna put white in s tier if we don’t
ok now you need to make a tierlist for combinations of colorless and the other colors. have fun
Hypoallergenic table top towels, without any petroleum byproduct.
That's what it says about me.
As a colorless player, I'm very happy about my ranking. Artifacts and Eldriza who needs anything else.
I feel like they should make colorless a color but with a catch. If you have color on your commander, it's ok to have cards that have only a generic cost in their CMC. However, if the card has the colorless symbol in the CMC, you can't use it in a color deck. Lands that produce colorless will still be legal in color decks.
The Eldrazi make me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
I have a colorless artifact deck that runs mystic forge and forgotten artifact, but no eldrazi.
Pov: all the mono white players un subscribe because they want white in s-tier
Man, I wish he still made this kind of video.
Ulamog gives great hugs.
I wish they'd errata the Nephilim to be legendary :(
I don't even play MTG and this guy is hilarious!
So my favorite color is S, my favorite duo is F, my favorite trio is S, and my favorite color WUBRG is S? This is a good tier list. Very accurate
WUBRG FUN
Ah Toxrill. My "fuck this table" deck :P
The fact that three of my favourite colours are in S tier. I like you sir.
So does that mean I should unsub to have senpai notice my favorite color and make a video on why it's fun?
Also nice to see justice for colorless.
But, what if my colorless deck doesn't have eldrazi in it because I wanted to beat face with robots?
thank you magic the noah for acknowledging colorless my life is now complete
I too love Jodah. Im bad at him tho.
Any suggestions to make my friends grumpy with me?