Retired Donkeys | King and the Sting w/ Theo Von & Brendan Schaub #89

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Brendan and Theo read their Astrology Signs and talk Shapel's Graduation Controversy, All New Kats In The Wild, Lip Fillers, Fu Manchu's, Shallow Cupping, Nick Donating Blood & Semen, Selling Nudes, Rip To Big Johnny and much more!
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[@GoldenHourPodcast]

bit.ly/kingandthesting
gang gang buzz buzz

[@alb3691]

Serious Inquiries of Being (Former-Currrentt)Dru Mules.Allegedly.

[@alb3691]

I need my cha-ching Schaumburg..

[@alb3691]

In a fcking barrel with a shovel dirt and Everything. U fcking Liars!!!!!!! ×_@

[@alb3691]

Federal Government is going to raid u

[@alb3691]

U should be getting a drug bust raid warning any second

[@MeHoffification]

Brendan looks like the first kid to get homesick at his own sleepover

[@Voo504Doo]

Lol

[@thomasrainbow]

And Theo looks like the first one to get sick cause he ate crayons

[@HillbillySteve]

Lmao good one bro. Gang

[@MeettheCreatives]

lmaoooo

[@MrZugger]

Kudos!

[@AnthonyMorales71]

@20:51when Theo calls Brendan “Fat Patrick” and you can hear Chin laugh. 🤣🤣. These were the good old days. Love the old KATS!

[@Nicholaschon610]

brendan the type of dude to like your outfit and come in wearing the exact same thing the next day

[@pauloeu.7098]

Buzzz buzzz

[@rayg1238]

He did the same shit with Jesus Trejo.

[@Johnny1.0]

Lol

[@matguerra333]

Yep. #mikecatherwood

[@joecola6487]

Took the words right outta my mouth 🤣

[@sethbase6960]

Can we make “Fat Patrick”, Brendan’s permanent nickname

[@cujotherednoz5642]

Matt Lucas Hell Yes or Fuck Yes?

[@phikdehn5451]

Matt Lucas yes. For CHRIST

[@johnjohnson9431]

Fatrick

[@mattlucas1898]

FP! NEVER FORGET!!! Yes or Yes

[@sarahballentine1277]

That shit had me rolling lmfao

[@JohnDoe-pb5cx]

Chin’s reaction to Brendan saying the card said “most likely to be molested” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mattm6178]

time stamp bruh?

[@raqmountain1912]

Matt M jus watch the show bruh it’s when Brendan is reading the negatives off the cards

[@JohnDoe-pb5cx]

Matt M 12:50 to 13:05

[@fibsniper786]

John Doe nice work sir

[@fibsniper786]

Raq Mountain no. Don’t just “watch the show bruh”

[@exjackwhite4235]

Theo- “That guys had more than a double shot on his back” 😂😂😂

[@sirelllingtob]

Anyone else feel as if their personal interactions have been heightened comedy wise just from listening to Theo? It’s not just Brendan, it’s me too.

[@deanhaughian8084]

3years later and I’m only seeing this now and I totally agree 😂🤌🏻

[@nickyboy10]

Theo asking Chin if he has been molested reminded me of Santino doing the Texas accent to Chin on TFATK.

[@monicaaguiar6875]

Loved that! I laughed so hard I cried!

[@Joeyfingaz1]

“C’mere Chin you like pancakes boy? Rahh I rikah da pancakes “

[@HeyElvisG]

"You're gonna take one on chin, Chin." That's the episode where I became a Santino fan and I discovered Bad Friends and that became my favorite podcast from all comedians.

[@rancewhite9312]

Funniest thing I’ve heard in awhile when I heard that. “Com’her Chin...” 😂

[@michaelcepedaa]

“You ever seen oil come out of one of these things”

[@stephen32frazier]

Theo and Fat Patrick out here straight WILIN!

[@yaipr12pr40]

i tought Brenda gettin mad at Theo for callin him Fat Patrick was the most hilarious shit, and then Theo said "sitting here w my boy FP" 😂😂😂☠

[@tumelo4526]

FP SLINGING DEALS😂😂😂

[@neighborstranger7064]

The ‘Fat Patrick’, sponsor segment is one of my favorite moments to ever happen on the show. Ive watched it 8-9 times between 2 different days.

[@ryanslapz]

Hit em with the deal fat Patrick

[@johnhoover6279]

Chin sounds like a guy that googled “fishing” on the car ride over to the lake

[@jamesgarcia2576]

😆

[@blackout2430]

He’s been fishing forever. Longer than he’s been grilling people for his Korean bbq

[@driftking5582]

"Reservation Indians or wait-to-be-seated Indians?" Actually makes sense😂😂😂

[@damntravis6056]

Feathers or dots?

[@kuumaliimam1es]

"im on a diet" - sips dr. pepper. LoL.

[@Glockdad]

Not healthy but will keep the calories way down

[@JakeMelvin]

Lmaoo it’s a diet Dr Pepper tho

[@Mike76Unity]

That’s thicc🤣

[@raqmountain1912]

That’s product placement bruh

[@TheFoolForChrist]

*Diet

[@enriqueshockwave7632]

Brendan lookin like the most flamboyant ranch hand ever

[@tydontdy3459]

Oh he's for sure got some "ranch" on his hands

[@chiefadam605]

Wha wha!

[@joshblack4407]

So flamboyant hell probably stick it in your mouth. Gang. Onward.

[@nb-wp2qz]

He's harvesting ranch, in the hidden valley

[@joshblack4407]

@Dark Fafnir oh yea in and around your mouth baby

[@Gonzo_S_Thompson_esq]

Chappelle in his class picture looks like that one last character you have to unlock in a fighting game

[@DFDBEAST]

Quoting memes. You’ve failed

[@Gonzo_S_Thompson_esq]

@@DFDBEAST fake news

[@Gonzo_S_Thompson_esq]

@Chili Styles its such a commom mystake I r do gooder grammer puhlice

[@CezaMVO]

I know it takes more effort to put in the animated clips, but man they are so good. They keep doing it for every episode. And I finally signed for their patreon, pretty worth it seeing the whole KATS family.

[@mchugggin5266]

CezaMVO the patreon has been great so far!

[@_itsnemo_]

5, 10 or 20? Lol

[@jakecoop562]

love how bob lee and andy santino were the "bullys"

[@matguerra333]

ah geez, you're really think Schaub deserves more money?

[@fluG4M3]

@@matguerra333 I don't get it either, these people are way wealthier than we could hope to be and people still feel like handing them money. Stupidity never argues

[@PTaylor1087]

The animated “weirdo” kids are Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee. That’s awesome

[@pilldolan9918]

Yeah, and I think the teacher is Jordan Peterson.

[@rideronthestorm_]

@@pilldolan9918 that man is fine now it's crazy

[@AnthonyMorales71]

“Fat Patrick” liquid IV shit was hilarious! 🤣🤣. I love Liquid IV cause of these dudes. Thanks!!

[@anglerandy5736]

They stopped carrying the blue one at my Costco and I'm not down with the caffiend one. I like that blue passion fruit hitter.

[@AnthonyMorales71]

Angler Andy Hey angler! Have you tried the caffeine one?? Just asking.

[@anglerandy5736]

@@AnthonyMorales71 no

[@JRL415]

8:57 Theo is such genuine guy. Look at how he looks at how crazy Brendan is for saying "That would've been cool" in reference to Kat's school mates killing their parents. He's like WHAT!!!

[@rockiemountainhigh]

Best podcast chemistry out right now 💯

[@jaygillette535]

You watch the Bad Friends podcast?

[@SweetDerek]

Nah bad friends is, then this close second

[@joeyrosenthal7833]

Chemistry easily goes to joe and mark

[@jeffreypearce9572]

Derek Turoff idk probably. the only time bad friends sucks is when Bobby freaks the hell out and Andrew isnt in the mood to try and calm him down haha two kids yelling at each other over nothing the whole time

[@cultaholics]

LMAO you're an idiot who has no idea what chemistry beyond hearing brendan say he has it with the other Host

[@trevorkeckley3910]

YOOO LOOK AT NICKS REACTION TO CHIN HAVING GAUGES LMAAOOOO😂😂 22:04

[@ibra4mufc654]

Brendan looks like one of joe exotic’s ex’s

[@briang9386]

Looks like?? More likely is lol

[@erickhofmann8765]

And Theo looks like his Joe Exotic's illegitimate son

[@cj.96]

😂😂 it’s true ‘ see Theo brings out the country kid in brendon it’s funny as fuck

[@mhmmmx14]

Brendan looking like an undercover cop at Coachella

[@1017KushNoLove]

Brendan is such a good dude it’s crazy to think he has the ability to scarf someone up like he almost did Theo when he called him fat Patrick 😂 it’s a windy day at the beach and that line is disappearing fast 🤣🤣

[@GoldenHourPodcast]

The King and the Sting Family Reunion is now live on Patreon! Theo & Zefferino Von go head to head with Brendan & Jay Schaub to see which pair of brothers knows each other best, plus appearances from Cat's sister, Chin's girlfriend, and an emotional reunion between Shapel and his biological father! GGBB
bit.ly/KATS_Family_Reunion

[@rstorms5782]

THEO ALL DAY LET'S GO

[@PDotFilms]

✅💯

[@PDotFilms]

💪🏼 Macho Flex No Randy

[@prasantht6910]

FAT PATRICK IS CAUGHT UP IN HIS FEELINGS BOYYYYY 🤣

[@J509d]

I appreciate all of you! Keep shining ⭐ dont forget that you guys have made an awesome way to create memories and have them forever to look back on❤ most of all, thank you for making us apart of your kats family...love yall🏁🏁🏁

[@jasonmitchell43]

One day, I hope to be as strong as that last string on Cat's knee hole.

[@pablochavez8539]

Jason Mitchell knee wholeee??? Yikes

[@Johnny1.0]

Hahah thats awesome!

[@freshhh_prince]

I just want Theo to wear the cowboy hat so I can hear him say "Who's birthday is it, who's birthday is it"

[@Gus_Chiggins]

Brendon looks like “you can do it” guy from The Water Boy.

[@Hectoralejandroguerrero]

Most won’t get this. I get it bro

[@j.i.retro23]

Love the addition of Fat Patrick filling in for Brendan this episode. Need to keep this guy on full time.

[@onestarflag9876]

The crew was firing on ALL cylinders with this hitter...shook me from the inside like 10 times. Even Fat Patrick was funny.

[@erikpersson9542]

There is nothing better then this show! Thank you!!

[@quintinkennedy1774]

We callin Theo the rat king but he looks just like a Prairie dog. The prairie dog prince 👑

[@nickgrimes6484]

Praing gang!!

[@nicolet8354]

Theo: "Hit em with a deal Fat Patrick!!!! I cant stop laughing!!!! 🤣🤣

[@RGForsythe2009]

Brendan looks like John Gayer.

[@joshuavanhee4844]

Can't believe They didn't say that. It was my first thought after he said his John Mayer joke hahaha solid

[@axisofjustice50]

That’s tremendous

[@Johaneeeek]

lookin like john mayo

[@gial8862]

There are so many great jokes in the comments, but YT censors the best ones, to keep you safe. 😉

[@GeorBerry]

"The same guy that tried to molest me and my buddies, he got mentioned in the paper yesterday... pretty cool"

[@Ally.Cat.252]

Always love how Theo says “huh?!!”

[@jaybrack7272]

One of the best podcasts going right now. Thank you fellas!

[@flex_piper]

You guy's really raised the bar on this episode. 👍
Just got a new Patreon member heading to check out that new episode hitta.

[@caseynichols2280]

they all had really good chemistry on this episode... loved it

[@brianroberts6670]

Chapel in that hardcore shirt makes me imagine how scary he’d be in the mosh pit.

[@EdenPrime7]

@Chili Styles yeah lmao Chapel, Shapell , Chappelle

[@brendangarafola9105]

Brendan’s KATS in the wild clip might be one of the funniest KATS clips I’ve ever watched. That was fucking gold.

[@PatchesOHoulihansNutSweat]

*Brendan looks like hes cos playin for "Oh brother, where art thou?"*

[@PatchesOHoulihansNutSweat]

Or a gay distant cousin of Bruno Mars

[@medotata5356]

He is acting in a new adaptation of Steinbeck's classic: Of Mice and Brend(an)

[@carloscota8839]

Shapel's DRI t-shirt is sick

[@T0YMACHI3N3]

Damn right

[@joshuavanhee4844]

\m/

[@InnerEngineer999]

Dirty Rooten Imbisels
Thrash band from 90s

[@joelotrtitan1927]

He talks too much now, so I can’t say anything positive about him. Lol

[@saenzjose11]

Brendan looking like the girl you went to high school that does photography now.

[@Joeyfingaz1]

I love when they do the cartoons mid podcast they’re always so unexpected but much appreciated

[@johnnym9602]

Brenden's kats in the wild was one of the best ones yet just stopped laughing now to type this comment

[@detectivemarvel8036]

Definitely looked like a Brian Monarch special 👌🏽

[@larrymcjones]

Almost as good as Stefan lmao

[@HamCams]

That liquid IV ad had me dying! “HIT HIM WITH THE DEAL FAT PATRICK!!”

[@akabrucewayne]

I’ve seen that Starbucks ad and immediately thought it looked like Brendan

[@bennymartinez8197]

Holy shit I thought it was just me

[@jonwoods3261]

Me too. Swear I thought it was photoshopped because of how fuckin big the guys head is

[@jesusiscomingsoon7711]

I love waking up to watch King and the Sting on Fridays man omg.....

[@ieatstheinternet]

22:09 Nick straight disgusted that Chin had gauges.

[@stephspadezz]

Bro Shapel tried so hard to convince them he actually graduated it definitely got serious half way into the episode 🤣🤣

[@daniel-eg2oq]

When he called him fat Patrick in the ad 💀💀

[@dannyocean3730]

I love when theo starts searching for his next words and everyone starts guessing lol

[@cesarortiz7568]

Can't wait for the Christmas episode, where no one gets Nick anything because he "doesn't pay anyone"

[@user-tm6ij6gx7r]

Theo with the “af am churches” haha that’s pretty quick and silly

[@stevendahms7978]

Yo. Shout out to Nick & Chin for amazing production value. Show has come a long way! Rat King and the Thicc Boy.. bringin the heat.. and Culture Corner Chillin it!!! Love you guys. Please keep doin what you’re doin. Cheers!

[@fla1990]

King and the sting is the only podcast where I listen to the sponsors. Hilarious!!

[@onemanriot100]

Brendan needs to give Cam Newton his hat back.

[@ashleibootz7147]

No joke I saw that Starbucks commercial and thought to send it in!😂😂

[@wendel5868]

Almost as funny as the Stefan dude

[@MasterBojangles]

Brendan looks like he is the ringleader for a homeless circus.

[@44neelakandasarmak99]

That liquid iv ad itself is funnier than most of the so called "comedy podcasts" out there

[@jonac.3478]

Thank you Theo for keeping this ALIVE!!!!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🤓

[@p3rpNZ]

43:15 theo behind the island boi thing this whole time

[@jeno5347]

yoooooo you made the the last podcast!

[@calebmason752]

Shapel looks like if Darius Rucker and Garth Brooks had a baby but dropped him down the stairs

[@paullombard00]

When Theo says "...retired. One of the greats". That's my kind of humour. Super subtle and just perfect timing and a twist on something. Chapelle is the only one that reacts like I did.

[@imuncomfbecuzihavsubsandno4371]

Can we talk about how sad Brendan sounded when he thought Cat was selling feet pics in college?

[@evanlemire3167]

23:52 "That guys had more than a double shot on his back" im fucking weak

[@dlwetter311]

Brendan looks like he dyes his ranch dressing pink

[@RA-dn2ic]

The face Kat makes when Theo said that little illegal alien 7:27 lol

[@vee7930]

Literally the best and funniest podcast!

[@briansilva8997]

Shapelle’s face when he found out about what they do with the Semen hahaha

[@Hokuto_Tongi]

Brendan dressed like he auditioned for the Latino version of Brokeback Mountain

[@wesmac88]

Dang Nick straight dry cuppin em at the supermarket Bank hahahaha

[@corkskru1658]

Shapelle is the whitest black guy I’ve ever come across.

[@lazylion420]

Wayne Brady was first...

[@Johnny1.0]

@@lazylion420 lol

[@ShakespeareanBroncobuster]

I sold my plasma in college to fuel my addiction to various things that shall remain unmentioned. That saline makes you cold.

[@nicholasmessina5211]

" Mrs.Klassys Class" c'mon bruh couldnt even make up a real name for that fake grade school pic

[@nicholasmessina5211]

Who was your cheerleading coach Mrs.Flip

[@anglerandy5736]

@Mic Rophone lol

[@comegetthathitter6935]

that would be funny if her name wasn't clearly shown.

[@pariahxpete]

i really feel like this might be one of the best episodes yet

[@prepsforlifeZ]

Brendan and theo best duo known to the swamp lol

[@handsomefatboy]

“Hit em with the deal Fat Patrick!” 😂😂

[@BassPlayer9000]

I really miss the show before patreon. But I still support by watching

[@dinbach488]

What happened?

[@BassPlayer9000]

The vibes just aren't the same. I mean its still good, but i can tell they are holding back content for patreon and it bothers me

[@dinbach488]

@@BassPlayer9000 Casual viewer here, only watch some few episodes but your comment is totally understandable. The same greedy practices unfortunately happen with a lot of channels.

[@BassPlayer9000]

@@dinbach488 ive watched them all but i kinda low key notice it as a long time viewer. Ever since they started it its about half as good as it used to be

[@dinbach488]

@@BassPlayer9000 Vote with your time mate. Watch something else once in awhile. May I recommend Redlettermedia?

[@sventharfatman]

Cat's face when Theo does that Asian impression at 37:00 was hilarious.

[@joewiseman2047]

Bruh I swear I’ve heard Brendan’s 1000 calorie diet story like 4 times the past 2 weeks 😂😂

[@Gsxrnoob]

Joe Mendez this man has been on a new diet every week for years

[@jameshaaksma3617]

nick looked so angry that they didnt know they were called bottle rockets

[@RealNickDavis]

Just my caveman brows.

[@soccerman127]

Fun Fact: If anyone's watched the movie Molly's Game (based on a true story), Brendan was teammates in college with Molly's real life brother, who went on to make it in the NFL

[@brandonphelps2829]

That last string on cats left knee is hanging on for dear life

[@Barbievel]

Unless you’re 4 foot you should not be on a damn 1,000 calorie diet Jesus man lol

[@rightyourwrong]

58:43 theo looks so proud that his method of bait n switch is being adopted

[@mackaldrich4112]

Brendan is the kinda guy that says "green behind the ears" .... When it's actually "wet behind the ears"

[@jobdavid9383]

"Sweat cream"......."Can I have some?"..........Ben and Jerry's should get Theo to write them a new jingle!

[@patrickhalbert6377]

Theo looks like a contemptuous housecat that has been stroked backwards and still hasn't forgiven you quite yet. Thus the hissing during street fights.

[@WeekendWeakling]

I wonder how far I have to scroll before I see a chapel looks like a locked character comment.

[@WeekendWeakling]

Update... Not far.

[@diagnosedtopg7657]

Chin if you were at a bar called "Chester's drawers" you're lucky you didnt get pumped in the bathroom.

[@thegoat9237]

Lmfao we want context

[@Sean-zc3iv]

49:56 AYE SHOUTOUT Shapel! I went to Lewisville highschool. Cheered my senior year

[@smokefilled]

Brendan looks like he’s in the witness protection program in an Amish town

[@dfresh3894]

I get sooooo fuckin happy when i see a new episode makes my days sooo much better

[@MichaelSbTX]

Brendan looks like he manages an Sbarro at LAX

[@jaybells7772]

Fat Patrick is so hilarious lol

[@Ohyouknowit]

Wow that “ms. Napalm” joke was rough with viets in the room

[@nightcat87]

Them heavy hitters *boi*
gang

[@comegetthathitter6935]

a viet. just one.