Wii Safety: Taken too far! (2021 Version)

#nintendo #nintendowii #gaming #safety
Remember the classic Wii Safety video uploaded 11 years ago by Jake Cat? Here I come with a 2021 version of mine. Might make a DSi safety video too, who knows.
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[@broodje4011]

3:26 HOLD UP, I NEVER SAW THAT ONE-

[@coldsnowiel]

Me neither, I thought it was a fake image at first. 😂

[@coldsnowiel]

I wanted to put the Mii Channel theme after a few seconds of the Wii Shop theme, but that one is copyrighted. (not by Nintendo, but by some company who doesn't even own the music; don't feel like disputing and waiting a whole month so yeah)

[@dailychickennugget7566]

Then we get back at them by copyrighting them

[@TheDankBoi69]

same that happened to me, in one of my videos.

[@loveace2430]

Man, I can't believe this, I'm so happy

[@opera1971]

*Nintendo employees were drunk before making the manual* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jessehendrix6778]

This brings back so many memories

[@danielbennett4414]

2:20 don’t feed you Wii at night oil turn into a gremlin

[@jacobfleiger349]

Wii Safety: Taken too far! (My version)
Don't hit your friends with a Wii remote when playing games!
Your Wii is not a toaster and should never make good bread.
I know your Wii is over 16 to drive, but... It's an inanimate object.
Your Wii is not a book while it's in the library. You should know that.
No matter how bad you're doing, but sticking a four-leaf clover in the back of your Wii won't give you a luck boost.
If you wanna play the Wii, please put a disk in.
Please don't fall in love with your Wii...
Don't insert badly damaged disks in your Wii.
Never marry your Wii, you weirdo.
Look, if you're gonna play your Wii, use your hands, not your feet!
Don't let your Wii near any temperatures like a heater or a snowman.
I said, use your hands, not your feet!
Don't let your Wii set up shop at yard sales.
Never pour orange juice on your Wii.
Don't go skydiving with your Wii! If you do, you might die...
What have you done to your Wii, you monster?!
Don't use your Wii remote and nun chuck as a scarf.
Don't let your Wii go to war, or it may have Vietnam war flashbacks.
Your Wii is NOT a funny hat, stupid!
Please don't eat the sensor bar. It won't gain control of your body.
Don't let your Wii warm up with a blanket.
Don't destroy your Wii with any type of weapon. (Especially the mace.)
Wait, what are you doing? No, no no, please don't do that! Whatever you're doing to your Wii is very illegal will send you straight to jail, so please STOP!!!
Don't smoke around your Wii! You might make it smoke too!
Since you ignored that last warning, now your Wii smokes with the NES! (Dear god...)
We're surrounded by thousands of ninjas! Quick, use your Wii remote and nun chuck to- Oh wait, they're useless weapons, right?
Your Wii does not taste good, you idiot! Please never eat it whole or you'll get a rectangle neck.

[@enixsmith9936]

0:55 - To take the disc out, press the eject button and wait for a half of the disc to come out, then put the fingers at each area to pull it out. However, this restriction is locked.

[@enixsmith9936]

1:40 - Not everyone hates it, except snowmen and heat sources.

[@enixsmith9936]

0:20 - Your Wii supports Wii and GameCube discs, CD, DVD, etc, but not toasts.

[@tm_yt323]

My wii is 30 years old, and it still doesn't know how to drive

[@Eradog2012]

the wii is 16

[@centuribejewelian]

3:53 AMONGU-

[@thewiiguy]

4:01 That is what i eat for breakfast

[@Rip_Prady]

4:05 but its good

[@randomblonsplayer4446]

some of our wiis are 16 now

[@enixsmith9936]

3:28 - You will get between 10 and 20 years of imprisonment if you attempt this.

[@potato44_]

The wii is 16

[@doriftboi8217]

Amazing!

[@enixsmith9936]

1:15 - To prevent piracy, use legitimate Wii and GameCube discs only and report stolen software as soon as possible. (Finnish: Piratismin estämiseksi käytä vain laillisia Wii- ja GameCube-levyjä ja ilmoita varastetusta ohjelmistosta mahdollisimman pian.)

[@enixsmith9936]

2:42 - No, your Wii doesn't get prepared to be a military because it wasn't released during World War II.

[@izzymiler6974]

Wii Safety manual: sunlight doesn’t charged up your Wii .
Me : For The Glory of Merlin, Daylight is mine charged! ( standing outside with Wii exposure in sunlight) please charge my Wii.

[@ACartoonFanUwU]

This video gives me s very nostalgic feel

[@EmotionalParaquat714]

3:26
Me: *Get inside a Isekai Machine to change the Wii into a knife*

[@FanOfMalang]

Wii fit board left the chat

[@munirahashimisa760]

Make sure for wii safety for info. Learn more

[@mattx3816]

what's music at beginning of video?

[@Alantheguy2024]

3:26 ayo wtf ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

[@maxdoesitall2472]

Lollll

[@mrmexicano]

This one is funnier!

[@lightfurya2087]

These comments are even better than the original

[@L8trm8AT]

I should react to this....

[@bananathecreator9200]

Where is the Wii on microwave part.

[@calykrae02]

If the WII is 35 it can drive now😊

[@Tinagayle83]

It's not civil for that and the Owners are NOT respective

[@mylacanzpoopyheadsummerhea1908]

😁👉

[@FuzzyMarioBros]

My bad for letting my wii drive. I thought it still could get it’s permit.