How To Destroy Crusader Kings 3 As The Mongolian Empire
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"Daddy why did you marry mommy ?"
"Because of her comically large hat son why else ?"
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Imagine accidentally conquering the entirety of Europe in a single 100 year long raid.
Mongols suffering from success.
But still not being able to conquer India
@@baseupp12 the most embarrassing one was India but the most ridiculous one was japan. Fucking holy typhoons flying in to save japans ass.
@@coalbag2758 The Gods themself thought the mongols were too OP so they sent in a natural disaster to stop them
@@baseupp12 twice
@@baseupp12 Chagatai Khanate attacked India. Turkic Delhi Sultanate had similar fighting style with the Mongols and they managed to defeat. In Vietnam, Mongols were still sucessfull in open battles.
ISP's attempt at throat singing is absolutely glorious
hUUAHAHAHHAHHHUUUUUUUUUUAAAAHUUHUHUHÜUAHÂHUHHUUUUUHHUUUAUHAÜHAYYHAHUUHUUHHAHYAYAU
i want to commit violence
Ooooooooooooorarrrrrarrrrrrrrrr
@@sharkestry1119 I never wanted to commit rape, your honour, but Isorrow’s throat-singing voice made me do it!
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The actual house of Genghis Khan is in the game, in both start. The Borjigin, they are vassals of Liao in 1066.
@Иван Распутин Literally the terminator
@Иван Распутин thats actually how Genghis Khan vowed revenge and rose up
@Иван Распутин The chinese Jin dynasty also payed off mongol tribes to fight each other, Genghis swore revenge for that too
yeah ive seen it in both starting dates
@@googane7755 So basically, do not do with the guy in the cyrillic name said. That will make things much worse.
okay so imagine british people... but they speak mongolian
@Adhi Wicaksono LOL
HEY! welsh is a great langauge! it's... it's... well
So just England then
@@nerosfreak *welsh
@Adhi Wicaksono 🤣
Not only do we get to see more ck3 gameplay, but we also get to see isorrow suffer lol
That is every video
Haven’t even watched the video yet but because of this comment I will give the video a like!
2 in 1
The best kind of suffering...
İsorrow suffering
@@leb_8286 lol 😂
As a mongolian I love how non mongol speaking places say khan. Because technically the k is silent in mongolian. Ps we know the woman's hats are stupid we make jokes about it every lunar new year(our versions of new years)
Why do you make fun with your culture bud ? I think they are pretty. Also nomadic lifestyle is completely different from the settled life style. So differences are essential for sure.
@@AD-yq8rl the hats are funny and dumb
we also say "han" in turkish but you know...
@@goddod2913 African and Indian culture has funny and dumb stuff too.
@@CausticSpace i know, that’s what I said
How to Mongolia:
Step one: Spam cavalry
Step two: ???
Step three: Profit
wow, thank you mr wilhelm, I didn't know you were so enlightened when it comes to this topic
Step four: explode into millions of counties and duchies
Good old Willy.
Thank you Wilhelm Khan of the German Khanate.
Step 2 is rape and pillage
Everyone: "NOOOOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T CONQUER HALF THE WORLD!!"
Genghis Khan: "Mongolian throat singing go: OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH"
*Horse go neigh neigh*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
>not conquering Iceland
Dear Internet Service Provider, I am disappointed
Even in real life everyone was just being a normal king while Chingis Khan was just on CK3
you speled genghis khan wrong and now my corrupt mind can't stop imagine big chungus with da epic genghis hair
@@marieltost3987 Chinggis Khan is actually a valid alternate spelling as it’s closer to the mongolian pronunciation haha
@@marieltost3987 bro look at this L 😂
@@marieltost3987 spelled*
Genghis Khan may be good but will he ever be as good as the mighty ADMIRAL DONG!
You are talking pretty trash speaking in near distance of BOEHM AND THE HAMMER OF THE GOD
No one will be as mighty as Publius.
@@deadpan904 rip HAMMER OF GOD
Ah yes, the Britbongolians, my favorite Anglo-Saxons.
Monglo-Anglians*
@@Gwebb74 More like the Monglo-Franks due to france actually being the one who created england
In Australia we literally have a slang word for England, "Pomgolia", a portmanteau of "Pommy" (an Englishman) & Mongolia.
The Ugro-Saxon drinks his tea with horse milk.
Please bring back Planet War: Total War
The empire would conquer every continent is the name was Great Tannu Tuva instead of Great Liao
tannu what?
@@sharkestry1119 Land that actually invented throat singing.
*iSorrowProductions:* Wanna see me create the Mongol Empire?
*iSorrowProductions:* Wanna see me do it again?
This reminds me of when in my Grand Campaign series the Mongols converted to catholicism and absolutely zonked the Seljuks out of existence.
This game need a true "Prester John" achievement. It would somethng like conquer Jerusalem as a Nestorian.
When that ironside intro kicks in
reminds me of one of my first CK3 MP game .. started as a small duke in mongolia, formed Mongolia, took over the local khanate, grew it, reformed tengri, became the great khan, conquered like mad and lived to a whopping age of 107 ... aand didnt collapse afterwards. guess i had a lot of luck, when my ruler hit 107 years, steam told me that i had a total gametime of 107 hours in CK3.. so, not really a mastered even a single thing in the game. i just wish it was a single player iron man mode game, no idea how many achievements that run would have unlocked, but we canned it, cause it was no fun for the rest of the players anymore
Congratulations mate
French England
Byzantine Germany
Mongolian Bulgaria
Mongolian England
What is this game?!
it's a little indie game called CK3 it's pretty underground you might not have heard of it
You know French England is a thing that happened right?
@@MangezDesPommes good old wiliam
Funny enough, Bulgaria was actually ruled by a chengisid mongolian prince named Chaka for a year in 1299.
I've experienced a 'Mongol invasion of Mongolia' myself. In my case was was the Empress of India, Persia & Tibet who decided to form the Empire of Mongolia before Genghis Khan showed up. I had conquered enough to form the title basically a year before he spawns right on top of me. He lost because I had 100k men and after that he was down to 5k men. He tried again 5 years later and got crushed (I mean, 5k vs 100k. really?). After the second truce ended I attacked first, unladed him & he was never seen again.
There is a new DLC in HOI4 well be soon(2 days left), CAMEL DIVISION ONLY! I WAIT.
i think isp will just die at that point
Everyone but the Mongol Empire in 3:45 :
*chuckles* I'm in danger.
I remember when me and my friend played ck3, then the mongols arrived in Europe, so we were panicing, and I, as jerusalem, decided to assasinate the mongol leader, because i had 95% somehow. It was succesful, and the mongolians just disappeard, and left a lot of very weak nations. That was really funny for us.
Great Video, 10/10 when watched at 16x speed
The throat singing at the beginning was brilliant and glorious.
Well played! You, sir, are a true Khan Artist!
There is just something beautiful about early cultures that seemingly resolved around *really cool h(e)ads* as sign of greatness an prestige.
I wish we could have these times back.
Really cool whats?
"Mongol Shmepire"
I'm dead.
Thank you so much. I requested that since your first CK3 video. That really made my day!
I’ve stopped questioning. When this man uploads videos
ISP really be uploading huh
At least I’m not the only one who thinks that
im not used to it i don't like it go back to not uploading change is bad
When ISP plays any country it's like the country is on steroids
But the mongols are a country on steroids
If you min/max in paradox games you eventually just see the game crack. After that it's harder not to just replicate it since it's not that difficult to begin with
@@CoverofWinter fair
* quickly moves off adultery trait to avoid demonetization *
I hoped you had a great day ISP.
New to Ck3 and doing a mongol run now. Interesting seeing the change from needing 25 realm territory to 100. Probably a good choice
at 1:32 a country he borders to the north describes this year
yay new vid
This is literally how the Mongol Empire worked in real life. God had a little too much to drink and created Temujin.
Just got done playing Far Cry 5, and it's in iSorrow's intro. You know what, i need to see if he's played it on the channel!
Subscribed. That was awesome!
"uuuugw rawr rawr"
-isp 2020
Timmy's Dad: "Dinkelbeeeerg!"
iSorrow: "Byzantiiines!"
I'm giggling so much watching the Crusader Kings videos
"Don't bleach your eye balls after this one"
Don't tell me what to do
should've made your heir the king of Bulgaria and Hungary and when the empire collapsed just play as a weird dual monarchy
Mongolian Austro-Hungaria
@@leminhquocvinh9486 when the royal court expansion comes out and you can mix cultures, this play through would actually be amazing lol.
I never expected to see my hometown in which I grew up being mentioned or briefly seen in an ISP video, but here we are
Gotta love that place just above Great Liao at the start called Shityy. They certainly know where they live, dont they?
I watched that intro like 5 times. So good lol
Me: hears ISP throatsinging
Me: Visible happiness and audibly throatsings to the HU
havent seen a specialized intro is such a long time man wtf i love u
5:20 🥁 the mongols went down to georgia they were looking some land to steal
Honestly shocked and appalled isorrow hasn’t made a CUMania joke
Please sell those hats as merch, we need them
Name a more perfect couple than ISorrow and nice hats
In an alternate reality, the whole of Europe speaks Mongolian
An empire from Pacific to Atlantic. Astounding
bruh the great khan hongji's serious expression really reminds me of benicio del toro, i like it
I just finished conquering Italy and reformed the Roman empire before accidentally losing the second invasion of the mongols because my ruler got kidnapped while i was chasing what I THOUGHT was his force. So they owned all of north Africa, eastern Europe, Italy, Brittany, pieces of west francia, Arabia, the Caucasus, etc, etc, etc, and all I was left with was a king title with only a couple random African counties 😭 ironman run was wild at least i got a few acheivements but man i built byzantium into rome from 867 to 1200ish
Are ya ready kids?
*aye aye Isorrowproductions!*
I can’t hear you!
*aye aye Isorrowproductions!!!*
0:06
Ya know I'm fine with weekly, could be more often.... but whateves
last time i was this early Ghengis went by different name
I get the funny
I've been playing Byzantine in the legit way... I've been the emperor in a 500 years, i say - vassals are annoying...
ISP: Casus Belli
also ISP: Casus Bellais
I always bleach my eyeballs after an iSorrowproductions video
Rwatching all your CK2/3 videos so I can live vicariously through them as I suck absolute gobstoppers at this game.
I still try tho. :3
Historical term is ,,nomadic horse bois"
Love you content man, please come back dad
But where is the crazy hamburger?
Hello mr internet service provider
Got the link from discord. Thank uwu
Omg i cant beleive i got ao many likes. Thank you so much guys, i hope your day fares well m'lady
Awesome vídeo and intro
Did anybody else notice the nation "shityy"?
Damn wanted to see the continuation
2:46 above Great Liao, there's an aptly named realm... Shityy. The land up there truly is garbage, even its own denizens hate it.
Didn't know California existed in crusader kings? Must be a mod.
Pog
4:58 is it bad that as that middle eastern kingdom or empire "iskenderid" cam into shot I immediately out of the depth of my mind remembered the "Their taking the hobbits to Isengard" remix and came up with "Their taking the steppes to Iskenderid" as I assume he will invade down not just left.
I'm playing empire total war again because of you thanks bra
Wait? He’s playing as the Mongolians? I thought he was the Tannu Tuvans!
1:16 Careful how you say that name
4:45 Careful how you say that name
5:43 Careful how you say that name
6:46 Careful how you say that name
amazing intro
As he zooms in to great liao we can see the country just north: shityy. Yep
Epic isp royale
Damn that intro was smoooth but that was also the only Thing that was smooth in this video
I like how there is a kingdom called Shityy
Always wondered how isp gets his intro ideas
He summons a demon and then forces them to watch all the hoi4 in a nutshell videos by bokeon1 and that demon's excrement is then ground up into dust and snorted. Then he blacks out for 12 hours and wakes up in a field in Montana. Once he wakes gets back to his computer, he has a video + intro meme.
Oh boi
12:00 No, no, no, he’s got a point
Becoming a great khan is super easy to do , honestly should be harder
somebody is revealing his ancestory!!!
YES MEME INTROS ARE BACK BABY
We have been blessed brothers 🙏
jesus, it took me a whole week to become the emperor of England and the holy roman empire, but they had powerful lords who rose up against me, even after bribing everyone.. it became a tedious fight of attrition (attack them with my army, then they come back in a few seconds, attack them again, then they come back..etc until I fill up my war score.
Took me 7 months after my first watching this video to notice that there is a tribe named Shityy looming over Great Liao.
Great going Ghengis! I bet that will last a long *time*
Honestly thought that was Buzz Lightyear at the start.
1:11, did anyone else see the tiny tribe called Shityy above Great Liao.
Me: Mom I want Dino Stan
Mom: We have Dino Stan at home
Dino Stan at home: 0:05
( *Mongolian Throat Singing* )
your throat singing has improved son, call me if you need anymore training