I like how the concept of milk is explained so thoroughly but the aliens are expected to understand what gym bros and waffles are with no further explanation
I like how this feels like the narrator doesn't really know what's going on either. This is just as foreign to them, they just happen to possess the knowledge.
it's like an alien stayed on earth for a couple of years to attempt to understand the material themselves and relayed the information they gleaned to their fellow aliens
I just imagien goodbye galaxy explaining this in a detailed way to aliens and then you burst the door of the place where the alien is and scream this at the top of your lungs IWJNS
@@mikaeluhl It's not freaky to look at your baby that can't be nursed and then look at your animals and think "ok, this might just work". I really don't like this bizzarre idea that humans figured out milking other animals because they were freaky and not because they were desperate and clever. It makes perfect sense. And once they can already eat normal food, well, why not keep giving them more milk? Bam! Your kid is still producing lactase at the age of like, idk, 10! And eventually some humans just mutate to produce lactase indefinitely. Like, If the first person to figure out milk was an adult or teen doing it for themself they'd just get a tummy ache and decide it was a bad idea
Well it may seem strange but consider our livestock animals can eat things humans cant, they can turn indigestible grasses into nutritious milks. Thats why they drink other species milk. The cheese serves as a tasty way to preserve the otherwise easily spoiled milk.
@@RAFMnBgaming we already got trees covered once we realized we could just burn it and then use the smoke to season meat as it's being cooked. If something exists on land or shallower waters, im sure at least one human has tasted it, even if they could not live to tell the tale.
For those who are curious: At its simplest, oat milk is made by blending oats and a little water together until the entire thing becomes liquid. This goes for literally any other non-mammal milk, like almond milk, and this does mean you can logistically make things like pickle milk, pepper milk, cellphone milk, so on so on
Where can I buy cellphone milk? I wanted to switch to a diet that wouldn't require consumption of any living species and was surprised that while some humans seem to care about never consuming animal products, they mostly don't extend these restrictions to consuming plants and mushrooms etc. Do I get it right that the cells which cellphones are composed of aren't similar to animal and plant ones? Also is cellphone milk nutritious enough? Anything else I should know? Thank you in advance!
Go ahead and drink it right up. It will clear all of your nutrition issues. It will satisfy your requirements for the rest of your life with just a glass or two.
@@tana_ani While your body does need metals like iron, manganese, copper, zinc, etc. cellphones have an excessive amount for safe consumption. Cellphone batteries also contain lead, the wiring contains rubber, the circuitry contains lots of silicon, and your blender definitely won't break down the internals well enough. As well, the plastic casings that house the electronics also wouldn't be very good for you. The cost - effectiveness ratio of cellphone milk would be abysmal, too, because the vast majority of a cellphone is not safe to consume. Cellphones are not made up of cells. Only organisms are comprised of cells. It certainly isn't impossible, but having a non-organic diet would be difficult and expensive. The easiest and most efficient method would be to synthesize nutrients from different sources into a consumable item. This would require a decent amount of lab equipment, the lab itself, as well as a lot of knowledge about dietary nutrition as well as chemistry. Even then, a non-organic diet will most likely never become commonplace. I can see it being a fabulous alternative for future space travel, but for those of us that are stuck in the present day, it's significantly cheaper, easier, and safer to just eat plants and animals.
Making cheese has a secret horror, the traditional way of making it curdle was to mix it with the cow's extracted stomach acid called rennet. Most (not all) cheeses use artificial rennet now. Oh yeah, also there's a type of cheese that is infested with live beetles. And, yes, you eat it beetles and all.
for the most basic cheese we use the natural milk bacteria here - it's the white crumbly type of cheese, like if the bits in farmer's cheese were pressed together; if you mince it you get quark, if you mince it with cream you get cream cheese
Rennet is made of enzymes that curdle milk without making it acidic. An alternative to animal-derived rennet is microbial rennet made from enzymes produced by fungi or bacteria.
Cheese is a colony of microbes that grows in milk, and then we eat the microbes. Some microbes are tasty and nutritious, and others are disgusting or toxic, so we have to make sure we colonize the milk with the right species or it just becomes rotten. Different species produce different kinds of cheeses. We control this by putting a tiny bit of existing cheese into a container of milk so that the organisms living in it spread out and turn the milk into the same kind of cheese.
@@alonk1060 It's more complicated in practice, since different microbes need different kinds of living conditions to grow well, so even if you've got the right kinds of microbes you still need to make sure the environment is more suitable to them than their competitors.
alien: unaware what milk or mammals are, fully aware what a gymbro is. Conclusion in the goodbye galaxy cinematic universe not only are gymbro's universal they are so universal we can assume any sufficiently advanced civilization has a concept of what a gymbro is.
Honestly, it makes sense. Physical self improvement is probably much more common among different, inteligent species than any kind of milk thorought the galaxies. Milk seems like a pretty unique concept, at least when compared to growing muscles.
I love how some parts are worded so generally and then the next moment you use a hyper-colloquial saying or call something by name. Like, ice cream gets described by it's ingredients and shapes and never called by name, and then you say "and they put it on their nachos" as if the alien doesn't know what ice cream is but does know nachos. Idk why that part in particular is so funny to me
Milking oats is a delicate process and the yield isn't very good so you just do it at scale. Hooking up the milking machine is very tedious, but if you've ever worked at a beetle milk farm you will find the process very similar.
But turds have no nutritional value, they're a residue of digestion and not a nutritional substance to feed the offspring like milk.@@alonk1060 Then it would just be weird.
This was so awesome dude! I love how this style of drawing out your subject matter harkens back to old infotainment videos on youtube where they were literally just hand drawing on paper, but with a twist. You earned a sub, I see this channel blowing up if you capitalize on it!
Hey, so these videos are really really cool and I like them a lot. Your jokes are fun, the drawings are great and the subject of most videos are generally things that I'm also interested in. You have great delivery and the general vibe is that you put a great deal of effort into these videos because you enjoy making them, which is the most important part imo. keep it up!! you're doing great.
As an alien thank you for explaining, I’ve discovered this “cheese” thing and it has been a most wonderful experience! No one told me the cheese would flavor itself with white stuff either! I will be taking some back to my universe as a souvenir~
THANK YOU. WHY DO WE DO THIS A significant double-digit percentage of humans also cannot properly digest this milk, to the point of experiencing extreme pain. AND YET they overcome this just because they can’t get enough of its grotesque allure
Best thing is, humans couldn’t even digest the milk of other mammals without it upsetting their stomachaches. They had so much of it, they literally *evolved* just to be able to digest properly.
Knowing that we expect a lot of wacky stuff from aliens like telepathy, and aliens would probably expect the same from us, the concept of milk wouldn’t be hard to comprehend for them.
It’s important to note that the ability to safely consume lactose (a major ingredient of milk) after infancy is a relatively new adaptation that a large portion of humans (primarily those not of European descent) do not have, so if you are thinking of feeding a human milk be sure to ask beforehand if their biology allows for the safe consumption of lactose, or only acquire milk and milk products which have had its lactose removed.
It’s a lipid rich, protein rich, liquid we extract from the glands of a animal type be called Bovine. The liquid has a unique amount of applications, we accomplish this with strategies such as Pasteurization ( we heat the “milk” until all microbes are killed) Fermentation where we add microbes of our choosing in order to change the structure and aroma of the milk. We call this cheese.
I'm reminded of a bit in C. S. Lewis's _Out of the Silent Planet_ in which someone attempts to explain what cheese is to an alien. Except in that case, the person doing the explaining is a Martian, and the "alien" is a visitor from Earth.
You know, I’ve been writing a science fantasy story for a while. And I was gonna have a running joke that milk is confusing to some of the aliens and android from other universes. And this is hilariously close to what I came up with as a way of explaining to them what milk is
Small correction, the quailty v quantity is called r/K selection. Its more so a spectrum than a this or that, and a lot of smaller mammals will reproduce rapidly with many ill cared for offspring. Its generally better to assume by size of an organism than its class.
I've always thought it was... unintuitive that humans find it normal to drink the body fluids of other species, but weird to drink the body fluids of their own species; especially when the whole reason they evolved the bio-mechanism to produce that fluid was to feed their own kind.
I like how the concept of milk is explained so thoroughly but the aliens are expected to understand what gym bros and waffles are with no further explanation
it was in the preface materiel
And wheat.
And "inroad"
Waffles are a universal concept.
@@lasercraft32 pancakes are universal too. ;)
heard humans are so obsessed with milk they named their galaxy after it. scary stuff.
Heard another humans of the Earth named their galaxy the Heavenly River[天河], the Silver River[银河], or even the Heavenly Han[天漢].
Not just our galaxy - all of them. Galaxy comes from the Greek word for the one we live in.
@@埊chinese doesnt count
@@ESALTEREGO why not? bc they are the 中心 of the 天下 and 宇宙?
@@埊 no because 他们吃狗
I like how this feels like the narrator doesn't really know what's going on either. This is just as foreign to them, they just happen to possess the knowledge.
it's like an alien stayed on earth for a couple of years to attempt to understand the material themselves and relayed the information they gleaned to their fellow aliens
@@spooderman6312 exactly right, forward recon on the subject of cheese
@@spooderman6312 it's like it's like it's like it's like like like like like like
@@kmanthecoolest9304 that's so true
fr lmao
IT'S MADE OF COW
I just imagien goodbye galaxy explaining this in a detailed way to aliens and then you burst the door of the place where the alien is and scream this at the top of your lungs IWJNS
@@aweonao4439 y e s
It's made *by* cows. Otherwise we might give the aliens the impression that we slaughter cows in the billions just for milk!
@@vulduv true
@@vulduv wait your not supposed to kill them??? No wonder I wasn't getting milk from them..
Man whoever invented milk must've been a freaking genius.
Francoise Fromage, 1673. Reported to have been as thirsty as we was lacking in food safety standards.
A freaking genius or just a freak without the genius. The ideia is so bizarre yet who doesn't love milk, or cheese? 🤤
@@mikaeluhl It's not freaky to look at your baby that can't be nursed and then look at your animals and think "ok, this might just work". I really don't like this bizzarre idea that humans figured out milking other animals because they were freaky and not because they were desperate and clever. It makes perfect sense. And once they can already eat normal food, well, why not keep giving them more milk? Bam! Your kid is still producing lactase at the age of like, idk, 10! And eventually some humans just mutate to produce lactase indefinitely. Like, If the first person to figure out milk was an adult or teen doing it for themself they'd just get a tummy ache and decide it was a bad idea
*Woman whoever invented milk must've been a freaking genius.
freaky genius
Well it may seem strange but consider our livestock animals can eat things humans cant, they can turn indigestible grasses into nutritious milks. Thats why they drink other species milk. The cheese serves as a tasty way to preserve the otherwise easily spoiled milk.
True, it's like they're digesting the grass on our behalf.
perhaps if we milked beavers we could have tree milk.
@@RAFMnBgaming whales have milk right? whale cheese
@@RAFMnBgaming we already got trees covered once we realized we could just burn it and then use the smoke to season meat as it's being cooked. If something exists on land or shallower waters, im sure at least one human has tasted it, even if they could not live to tell the tale.
@@baronvonkaiser9912 whale milk Is already thiccc as cheese
For those who are curious: At its simplest, oat milk is made by blending oats and a little water together until the entire thing becomes liquid. This goes for literally any other non-mammal milk, like almond milk, and this does mean you can logistically make things like pickle milk, pepper milk, cellphone milk, so on so on
Where can I buy cellphone milk?
I wanted to switch to a diet that wouldn't require consumption of any living species and was surprised that while some humans seem to care about never consuming animal products, they mostly don't extend these restrictions to consuming plants and mushrooms etc.
Do I get it right that the cells which cellphones are composed of aren't similar to animal and plant ones?
Also is cellphone milk nutritious enough? Anything else I should know?
Thank you in advance!
Go ahead and drink it right up. It will clear all of your nutrition issues. It will satisfy your requirements for the rest of your life with just a glass or two.
@@tana_ani While your body does need metals like iron, manganese, copper, zinc, etc. cellphones have an excessive amount for safe consumption. Cellphone batteries also contain lead, the wiring contains rubber, the circuitry contains lots of silicon, and your blender definitely won't break down the internals well enough. As well, the plastic casings that house the electronics also wouldn't be very good for you.
The cost - effectiveness ratio of cellphone milk would be abysmal, too, because the vast majority of a cellphone is not safe to consume.
Cellphones are not made up of cells. Only organisms are comprised of cells.
It certainly isn't impossible, but having a non-organic diet would be difficult and expensive. The easiest and most efficient method would be to synthesize nutrients from different sources into a consumable item. This would require a decent amount of lab equipment, the lab itself, as well as a lot of knowledge about dietary nutrition as well as chemistry.
Even then, a non-organic diet will most likely never become commonplace. I can see it being a fabulous alternative for future space travel, but for those of us that are stuck in the present day, it's significantly cheaper, easier, and safer to just eat plants and animals.
Its not fair that he has such good content and is so underrated
Making cheese has a secret horror, the traditional way of making it curdle was to mix it with the cow's extracted stomach acid called rennet.
Most (not all) cheeses use artificial rennet now.
Oh yeah, also there's a type of cheese that is infested with live beetles. And, yes, you eat it beetles and all.
Chinese ass cheese
Maggots, not beetles, but yeah. Also the stomach acid thing doesnt suprise me that much considering cheese culture is mostly bacteriology anyway
We use stomach acid compounds when making milk chocolate too... at least in the u.s.
for the most basic cheese we use the natural milk bacteria here - it's the white crumbly type of cheese, like if the bits in farmer's cheese were pressed together; if you mince it you get quark, if you mince it with cream you get cream cheese
Rennet is made of enzymes that curdle milk without making it acidic. An alternative to animal-derived rennet is microbial rennet made from enzymes produced by fungi or bacteria.
Cheese is a colony of microbes that grows in milk, and then we eat the microbes. Some microbes are tasty and nutritious, and others are disgusting or toxic, so we have to make sure we colonize the milk with the right species or it just becomes rotten. Different species produce different kinds of cheeses. We control this by putting a tiny bit of existing cheese into a container of milk so that the organisms living in it spread out and turn the milk into the same kind of cheese.
Holy crap really? So if I just drop a piece of provolone in my gallon, I'll get a gallon of provolone when it goes bad?
@@alonk1060 It's more complicated in practice, since different microbes need different kinds of living conditions to grow well, so even if you've got the right kinds of microbes you still need to make sure the environment is more suitable to them than their competitors.
@@alonk1060 No, it's not like this almost at all.
this is for yogurt, not cheese. Cheese uses rennet or acid
This is a horrible explanation
I do think that if there was an intergalactic cultural potluck that humans should bring cheese.
alien: unaware what milk or mammals are, fully aware what a gymbro is.
Conclusion in the goodbye galaxy cinematic universe not only are gymbro's universal they are so universal we can assume any sufficiently advanced civilization has a concept of what a gymbro is.
Honestly, it makes sense. Physical self improvement is probably much more common among different, inteligent species than any kind of milk thorought the galaxies. Milk seems like a pretty unique concept, at least when compared to growing muscles.
ant jumpscare
Too small to be an ant, I think? Honestly no idea what kind of bug that was.
maybe one of those extremely small black ants. You might need to explain those to an Alien though- They might not know what those are
lets use this video to start a petition to make all milk human milk
And all meat human meat.
I love how some parts are worded so generally and then the next moment you use a hyper-colloquial saying or call something by name. Like, ice cream gets described by it's ingredients and shapes and never called by name, and then you say "and they put it on their nachos" as if the alien doesn't know what ice cream is but does know nachos. Idk why that part in particular is so funny to me
And it comes even lactose-free variety!
Unrelated to Lactate.
non milk milk, what kind of cow does that come from
@@SonaLovesick your mom? (Assuming she works in such a place)
Milking oats is a delicate process and the yield isn't very good so you just do it at scale. Hooking up the milking machine is very tedious, but if you've ever worked at a beetle milk farm you will find the process very similar.
2:39 over here, go back 10 seconds and pause the moment redacted lifts for 1 second, you will see illuminati symbol
LOL
Could be Bill cipher
@HasseThungriaapping bill cipher's design was based off illuminati so maybe its either the symbol or bill
Genuinely stunned this channel isn't way more popular. Maybe I just got here early
as an alien, this help us a lot, thank you
I don't care I still have a glass of milk every day
As is your mammalian right
They make _glass_ with it???
There's probably an advanced alien culture out there that eats actually steaming turds and say it's fine because they've tamed the bacteria on it
But turds have no nutritional value, they're a residue of digestion and not a nutritional substance to feed the offspring like milk.@@alonk1060
Then it would just be weird.
@@alonk1060 Yeah that's called ants.
This was so awesome dude! I love how this style of drawing out your subject matter harkens back to old infotainment videos on youtube where they were literally just hand drawing on paper, but with a twist. You earned a sub, I see this channel blowing up if you capitalize on it!
Thank you Earth dweller for this informative Video i will come to Earth i will eat new Food sources my dearest regards
Dude i love this concept of a video, please make more of these, you'll get famous
this is what I pay my internet bills for
Thought this said MLK
& I 100% was fine with the fact that you needed to explain what cheese was to explain MLK
lol, I couldn't unsee that so i de-caps'd the title
Imagine finding all these flash cards at some point in the future. I would be so confused
I have them all saved in a big stack.
Underrated channel
TH-cam has never before and likely never will recommend me a video more perfectly in line with my interests than this
so thats why aliens always kidnap cows
Hey, so these videos are really really cool and I like them a lot. Your jokes are fun, the drawings are great and the subject of most videos are generally things that I'm also interested in. You have great delivery and the general vibe is that you put a great deal of effort into these videos because you enjoy making them, which is the most important part imo. keep it up!! you're doing great.
I now know what cheese is thank you human
This videos feel like old youtube, this is so nice
oh i love this. i regularly think about explaining various human concepts to aliens. its very entertaining
Thanks bro I really need to educate everyone else on my many planets with this
Thank you for the video, I'm gonna be sharing this with my friends on the next International Cheese Day.
lmao the delivery was on point 😭
As an alien thank you for explaining, I’ve discovered this “cheese” thing and it has been a most wonderful experience! No one told me the cheese would flavor itself with white stuff either! I will be taking some back to my universe as a souvenir~
“Which isn’t blue”
*gets out the blue marker*
Great video! This should be more popular
This reminds of the time I tried explaining computers to an imaginary amish person.
Short video, really enjoyed it, learned something new. Overall? 10/10 no time wasted.
Fun fact: Whale milk needs to be similar to cheese because of the fact water is water.
yummy
Do you reckon there might be a way for us to start milking whales
THANK YOU. WHY DO WE DO THIS
A significant double-digit percentage of humans also cannot properly digest this milk, to the point of experiencing extreme pain. AND YET they overcome this just because they can’t get enough of its grotesque allure
Thank you. This is all the information I require at the moment
1:53 processed seed paste and psychoactive seed broth.
Milk is fun stuff but maybe those aliens shant goof up such a beloved delicacy and just stick to water
Objective elaboration of everyday human activities and inventions is my favorite subgenre of psychological horror.
Thank you, human.
Best thing is, humans couldn’t even digest the milk of other mammals without it upsetting their stomachaches.
They had so much of it, they literally *evolved* just to be able to digest properly.
That was off the wall. Love it
I love how coffe is bean broth and chocolate drink is bean paste, but a "waffle" is so universal that it needs no explanation.
um just a normal very existant alien here. so um wtf is a waffle?
Knowing that we expect a lot of wacky stuff from aliens like telepathy, and aliens would probably expect the same from us, the concept of milk wouldn’t be hard to comprehend for them.
2:39 BILL CIPHER!!!!!!!
For a split second
Yes@@GL4873-r3r
FOR REAL
Nah, Gravity Falls fans when eye triangel
illuminati
"Oh so it’s like mk'apha'aqh"
My fictional octopus aliens didn't know what milk was until now ._.
I'm very sorry for the trauma they probably got
Now aliens are gonna think that cheese graters are cheese
This was very helpful for my understanding of milk thank you
you saved me a lot of time explaining
I can’t go a day without some psychoactive bean broth 🤤🤤
2:05 it just says waffles implying that waffles are a truly universe phenomenon that even aliens know about and enjoy
Franticness in his voice when he says "It's not thier milk" makes it sound like milking cows is a sercret not meant to be shared
It’s important to note that the ability to safely consume lactose (a major ingredient of milk) after infancy is a relatively new adaptation that a large portion of humans (primarily those not of European descent) do not have, so if you are thinking of feeding a human milk be sure to ask beforehand if their biology allows for the safe consumption of lactose, or only acquire milk and milk products which have had its lactose removed.
Except in Mad Max, where it is, in fact, human milk.
“It’s MADE OF COW”
got an ad for hidden valley ranch parmesan cheese being abducted by an alien
Thanks bro needed that
Human chese is some that many people would be disgusted by
I like how this implies that aliens know what a gym bro is
Blue cheese as a thing lies next to shrimp in the spectrum of "How desperately hungry was the first person to eat this thing." 😂
I like how he has to explain whole spicies and their cycles but considers that aliens know waffles or gym bros
humans thousands of years ago saw a calf nursing from its momma and said, "I bet I could get in on some of that!"
It’s a lipid rich, protein rich, liquid we extract from the glands of a animal type be called Bovine. The liquid has a unique amount of applications, we accomplish this with strategies such as Pasteurization ( we heat the “milk” until all microbes are killed) Fermentation where we add microbes of our choosing in order to change the structure and aroma of the milk. We call this cheese.
This guy wastes more paper than BDG. Keep up the good work
Hidden gem
This would most certainly be useful to an alien.
I'm reminded of a bit in C. S. Lewis's _Out of the Silent Planet_ in which someone attempts to explain what cheese is to an alien. Except in that case, the person doing the explaining is a Martian, and the "alien" is a visitor from Earth.
As an alien i understood everything. Thank you for the explanation.
we take so many things for granted, yet if you think about it a lot of stuff in our daily lives is weirder than fiction...
That ending made me laugh too loudly and now my baby is awake and wants milk and it's 2:39AM and my wife is furious.
Worth it.
Gotta mention the pronounciation of 'malk', and even 'mulk'.
meulk
we don't have any malk but I can get you some milk
“Oats” thought he would say “goats” pretty close
One may milk an oat, one may milk a goat.
I love how at no point the narrator makes it clear that humans use the milk of other animals for all of these purposes
thanks bro for the info now i fit in more
Zeep glorple vorp “yummy” gaboop
You know, I’ve been writing a science fantasy story for a while. And I was gonna have a running joke that milk is confusing to some of the aliens and android from other universes. And this is hilariously close to what I came up with as a way of explaining to them what milk is
My favourite flavour of cheese, cartoon mouse bait. 🧀
Small correction, the quailty v quantity is called r/K selection. Its more so a spectrum than a this or that, and a lot of smaller mammals will reproduce rapidly with many ill cared for offspring. Its generally better to assume by size of an organism than its class.
Explain pepperoni to an alien
What was the first guy doing when he discovered cows can be milked
As an alien, I now know what milk is
Highly disappointed to see this doesn't have more views
Where the hell is the milkman when you need him?
You... I found you here. I liked it and now I will watch your other stuff...
This is pretty entertaining i like it
"explaining fiction to aliens"
Tons Of Animals Make Milk, Cow, Human, Sheep, Goat, ETC
I've always thought it was... unintuitive that humans find it normal to drink the body fluids of other species, but weird to drink the body fluids of their own species; especially when the whole reason they evolved the bio-mechanism to produce that fluid was to feed their own kind.