See? This is what I want. I don't want a man who's the primary holder of the brain cell. I want the both of us to pass around the brain cell to each other like a game of hot potato. XD
Okay since this has at least gotten a couple of people's attention I will also elaborate with the fact that because I can't read social cues I had to have one of my friends help me make sure that they were actually flirting with me and not just friendly flirting and then we still didn't get together for 5 months while actively flirting so much in the group chat that people already thought we were dating
I gotta say, this was the best "actually hiding their disappointment" I've seen in an audio like this. Also that laugh at the end was absolutely adorable
Fir streams? Why would you stream about a tree? 😂 Why do you always tell me to behave? I innocent. Now be a good boy and stream to christen the new channel. Just don't make me watch a documentary on fir trees.
The entrance he made totally sounds like something I'd do haha! And I definitely think that putting 'Two Idiots' in the title was absolutely necessary.
crying while listening to this BECAUSE MY EARPHONES WERE TANGLED AND I WAS UNTANGLING THEM WHILE ITS CONNECTED TO MY PHONE JUST TO HEAR YOU 😭😭 and cmon don't call me strange because i was actually laughing too 😔
so many lines made me laugh that I snorted water into my nose and had to stop drinking anyway as i listened and had to make sure to pause if I wanted water...
@@RambleKing really? I find it really hard to believe, SBF, that you aren’t getting asked out left and right. I mean, not sure what your face looks like, but can only imagine you’re quite cute 🤭 Seriously though, that’s a nice benefit from all of this, to have more confidence. 😊
I'm catching up to some of your videos and I think this is my new favorite. Love your style and love your humor. Thanks for all the content you put out there❤.
How did I JUST found this?! This is by FAR my favourite audio! I have watched many, MANY videos like this but I was never SO addicted to one before! It was so cute! And your voice is very relaxing! You have gained yourself another follower mister!❤❤❤
BRO THIS CAME UP ON RECCOMENDED AND IM SO GLAD I CLICKED ON THIS, YOUR VOICE IS LITERALY PERFECT. (Excuse my spelling its not the best when its 4 am and im obsessing over your channel)
Oh that was so cute and extremely hilarious. I was laughing like an idiot here! But the question remains: SBF, did you see the football game yesterday?😂
Brazil and Portugal looked good although both played against mince teams. Switzerland the eternally overrated once again proving that FIFA rankings mean nothing :)
@@RambleKing And I bet you're already excited for Friday's game too. I hope that Netherlands really wins, we have a natural rivalry with Argentina here haha.
Very funny... and very much like you :P Well you put two idiots down but ummm.... who is the other idiot as I'm the smart one, we already know who one idiot is but seriously who is the other one 😂😂 (luvs you really) ❤ I also have no problem with making words feel natural in any form, but you already knew that. 🍪🍪
@@RambleKing yes, you really are a natural... just like me but I'm better and smarter :) only a train away to find out who is better :P (Hint... its definitely me) I can teach you a thing or two ;) You are very welcome to the cookies :)
@Leanne jayne- Like teaching him how to better play the GOW game he keeps getting stuck on and is constantly needing our help with? 🙃 With nary a thank you, I might add.
Well.... can't get it perfect for everyone sadly. The more little details like a shudder make it relatable to sone the more it isn't relatable to others unfortunately
Thank you very much :D there's plenty of stuff to enjoy, just watch out for the satire week stuff (you'll see what I mean if you scroll the channel haha)
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The tale of two idiots in love is such a classic that never gets old
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Its the “fam relax you’re not actually asking me out” for me 🌝😂
Lmao the poor lad, so unaware :L
@@RambleKing 😂😂
"You be weird over there, and I'm going to go on being a wonderful friend"
*Wheeeeeeze*
Haha ;p
See? This is what I want. I don't want a man who's the primary holder of the brain cell. I want the both of us to pass around the brain cell to each other like a game of hot potato. XD
Catch :p
@@RambleKing OH SH-
*almost fails to catch it*
This, one of my partners and I go back and forth with saying "it's a good thing I'm morosexual" when the other clearly doesn't have the braincell
Okay since this has at least gotten a couple of people's attention I will also elaborate with the fact that because I can't read social cues I had to have one of my friends help me make sure that they were actually flirting with me and not just friendly flirting and then we still didn't get together for 5 months while actively flirting so much in the group chat that people already thought we were dating
@@batpupboy That sounds like a mess. Lol.
Did you end up getting together with him in the end, though?
I gotta say, this was the best "actually hiding their disappointment" I've seen in an audio like this. Also that laugh at the end was absolutely adorable
The best is certainly a term I like seeing 0:) me and my tiny ego haha, glad you enjoyed it 0:)
This personality is my soulmate
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Love the way SBF's headcanon of the Listener's voice is just "default distraught old woman noises", he's learned a thing or two from tired.
Well....there are a few folks in the community like that ;p
@@RambleKing none as old as you in spirit though, grandpa ;P
“Mwahahahahaha” made me literally laugh the whole time 😭
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@@RambleKing 😭😭
him: “lets pretend I’m your crush”
me: *bursts out laughing*
Sub here if you'd like to hang out for streams/gaming :D youtube.com/@sbfgaming6822
Hurry up and stream!! Not that I'm missing it or anything, or the laughs and chat 🤫🤔
Breaking priceless pottery wooo!
@@StressedDragonfly no, meditation pot! 😂😂 and this time hopefully he will use his Manners and say thank you, when we help the epic gamer
Fir streams? Why would you stream about a tree? 😂
Why do you always tell me to behave? I innocent. Now be a good boy and stream to christen the new channel. Just don't make me watch a documentary on fir trees.
@@StressedDragonfly 😂😂
No one:
Me: * intensely Hugs pillow *
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“Cry-giggling” is the best thing I’ve ever heard
Haha thank you :)
Loved this one. The part where you went unga bunga caveman mode had me dead lmao. Also "two idiots" in the title lol. Thank you for making this🍻
Haha glad the goofy humour was fun :D
The entrance he made totally sounds like something I'd do haha! And I definitely think that putting 'Two Idiots' in the title was absolutely necessary.
Two idiots indeed haha
I was cracking up just as much over the football game comments. They clearly deserve each other! Excellent work as always!
Glad it made you laugh :D
"Lets pretend im your crush"
*Acts as if im looking you dead in the eyes* Baby don't even gotta pretend.
Hahaha :L
0:49 THE GREMLIN LAUGH- HELP xDD
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crying while listening to this BECAUSE MY EARPHONES WERE TANGLED AND I WAS UNTANGLING THEM WHILE ITS CONNECTED TO MY PHONE JUST TO HEAR YOU 😭😭 and cmon don't call me strange because i was actually laughing too 😔
okay your little laugh there made me burst my laughter
Well I hope the untangling effort was worth it as it sure is a pain haha
I am worse than an 'iDiOt', I am a crack head 😃
I hope you don't mean this literally :s
This is so cute and funny and sweet all in one I love how he's a little dense at first then realized it's him 😍 I love it
Thank you 0:)
Not the amazing Albedo fanart done by someone with amazing talent ❤
:D
It's cute when he keeps on saying "me not processing" and stuff😭😭
I do try 0:)
11:45 kdbfjs i was too tired to anwser the question in my head while listening and physically had to nod to anwser, this scared me omg
Haha got you fully emersed then huh? ;P
Being so unaware while also talking profoundly about if people don’t like you is sooo relatable tbh😅 like I’m intelligent but I’m also a dumbass lmao
I think a lot of folks feel that way haha
so many lines made me laugh that I snorted water into my nose and had to stop drinking anyway as i listened and had to make sure to pause if I wanted water...
Love it! I needed this giggle today ❤ hilarious and adorable, sbf 😊
Glad it was enjoyable :D
Loved! As always
Thank you 0:)
Such a majestic entrance
I do try 0:)
Such a cute audio❤❤❤ I bet you don’t even have to practice asking a crush out, you probably get asked out all the time LOL 🤭
You say that....:L
Tbf since I started the channel I feel like I'd be much better at it haha
@@RambleKing really? I find it really hard to believe, SBF, that you aren’t getting asked out left and right. I mean, not sure what your face looks like, but can only imagine you’re quite cute 🤭 Seriously though, that’s a nice benefit from all of this, to have more confidence. 😊
The way I couldn't stop giggling when he told me to stop giggling😂😂😂
Me: *Wheezing*
Him: Why do you keep laughing?
Me: Cut the cameras
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Right I was full on giggle and anxiously play with my headphones
You remind me of my boyfriend sometimes and it makes me love your videos even more.
And my boyfriend is top tier so you’re welcome for the compliment.
Hey I'm happy to take the complement :D
I'm catching up to some of your videos and I think this is my new favorite. Love your style and love your humor. Thanks for all the content you put out there❤.
Glad you enjoyed it :D
How did I JUST found this?!
This is by FAR my favourite audio!
I have watched many, MANY videos like this but I was never SO addicted to one before!
It was so cute! And your voice is very relaxing!
You have gained yourself another follower mister!❤❤❤
How did you only just find this? idk....suboptimal searching? ;p
Plenty more where this came from, enjoy :D
@@RambleKing I...unmm...maybe?😆
Haha thank you so much!🥰
My bsf asked me out in irl😂
Did you say yes??? :0
@@Cringey_Catholic no bc I was dating someone at the time and he asked again after I just broke up my bf😅
@@Your.girl.kay21 Yikes!!! Lol.
@@Cringey_Catholic I don't like him anyways so 😂
Aww, poor guy sees all these audios and thinks "this is what they want" lol
I don't think i could even look at my friend if i liked them more then a friend.😂😂
I think im in love- I adore the voice
Thank you 0:)
BRO THIS CAME UP ON RECCOMENDED AND IM SO GLAD I CLICKED ON THIS, YOUR VOICE IS LITERALY PERFECT. (Excuse my spelling its not the best when its 4 am and im obsessing over your channel)
Haha happy you found me and glad you're enjoying the channel :D
@@RambleKing me too, i love ur audios man
@@Definitelynotray_ appreciate it :D
@@RambleKing ^U^
"Ai chave arrived" has got me rolling 😭😭😭
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@@RambleKing I need a best friend like that tho... 🙁
you are one of my favorite channels to watch thanks so much for the audio!
Very nice to hear :D you're welcome 0:)
Ahh yes, you can never go wrong with the old Baka x Baka
Adoable.
Thank you 0:)
I should thank you for making such amazing audios ^^
😭😭😭 ion ask ppl out cuz ion really like ppl 😭😭
But this cute
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catching up a bit on content again lol, this is absolutely amazing 💓❤️
Thanks as always :D
Oh that was so cute and extremely hilarious. I was laughing like an idiot here! But the question remains: SBF, did you see the football game yesterday?😂
Brazil and Portugal looked good although both played against mince teams. Switzerland the eternally overrated once again proving that FIFA rankings mean nothing :)
@@RambleKing And I bet you're already excited for Friday's game too. I hope that Netherlands really wins, we have a natural rivalry with Argentina here haha.
@@RambleKing my god! You really didn't get it did you... 🤦♀️
@@Leanne-Lea They never did🙄! Some guys don't catch on that fast. Perhaps he put too much of himself into this character as well. Who knows??
@@robertamattos1688 so when is the date? 😂
This is so cute 😭 your so talented fr. Keep up the outstanding work and as always, stay hydrated ❤️🌊🧊
Thank you so much 0:)
It's been 2 months since I listen to your ASMRoleplays lol been buzzy 🐝📝
Don't think it's been 2 whole months.... maybe it just felt like it ;p
Very funny... and very much like you :P
Well you put two idiots down but ummm.... who is the other idiot as I'm the smart one, we already know who one idiot is but seriously who is the other one 😂😂 (luvs you really) ❤
I also have no problem with making words feel natural in any form, but you already knew that.
🍪🍪
I do like to think I'm a natural haha
Thanks for cookies:)
@@RambleKing yes, you really are a natural... just like me but I'm better and smarter :) only a train away to find out who is better :P (Hint... its definitely me) I can teach you a thing or two ;)
You are very welcome to the cookies :)
@Leanne jayne- Like teaching him how to better play the GOW game he keeps getting stuck on and is constantly needing our help with? 🙃 With nary a thank you, I might add.
@@StressedDragonfly yeah well we dont need to help there anymore and I did get a thank you 🤭
exes to lovers? Hmmm...
enemies to lovers? okay, I see it..
friends to lovers? I'm listening 👀
IDIOTS TO LOVERS?!!??!?!💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥
Lmao :D
SBF responding to as many comments as possible is so cute😭
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He said me, smart, smart that’s crazy 8:02
the laugh at 8:05 is killing me💀
Your so CUTE OMG
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@@RambleKing 💞
The laugh 😭🤍
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This entire audio has had me cackling like a hyena ohmygods help- 😂
You're welcome 0:)
Why did I ask you out sooner??? Boi why didn’t you ask me out sooner?? Tf?!
Hard to know, right? ;P
@@RambleKing very very true, either way both parties chickened out
If this video is saying my crush is Albedo... It's right!
:o what a guess haha
I'm in love with the slight accent in this and didn't pay attention to like half the video bcs I was too busy listening to the accent lol
Slight? Haha
@@RambleKing yes "slight" lol
Great video but I do not sound like that I don’t shudder that much at least I hope I am an idiot tho you got that right
Well.... can't get it perfect for everyone sadly. The more little details like a shudder make it relatable to sone the more it isn't relatable to others unfortunately
@@RambleKing I know I was trying to tease a bit that’s all
@@RambleKing you did great I loved it I am sorry if I come of as rude most of the time I am joking around and having fun
Who only clicked on this bcuz the front guy is albedo?
sry but is the title spelt wrong or am I going crazy (ps sry that THIS is my first comment on one of your actual vids,great video 😚👍🏼)
Danny, honey!! Welcome to the comment section! 🥰
@@robertamattos1688 👋🏼😊
@@robertamattos1688 idk why I’m like this I think I’m going blind help,do you mean section?? 😂😅
@@L4z7L4m6 yes, the google translate didn't help me on this one hahaha.
Eh...I don't think so? Haha
Which bit looks wrong?
❤hey did you see the football game last night, 😂😂when you do this kind of video it makes me really smile your the best love 🤣❤️🙃
Happy to help :D
You got me by two idiots, I was just making eggs till I saw this
Haha 0:)
Said sick call have er just dance
ALBEDO??!?! ALBEBE?!?!😭 OMGGGG
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@SBF Audios sorry I didn't expect this thumbnail 😭 if I'm not wrong, I think it's Albedo from Genshin Impact on the thumbnail, right??
' i have arrive '
Indeed :)
@@RambleKing hi also the French accent tho👀
Bad enough me have half a brain cell you made brain cell a quarter 😂🤣😂
Him: me want out go you me smart smart
Me: boi Im so close to smacking you and going home 🦝
You didn't though ;p
@@RambleKing shhh your were just to cute
@@aloisetrancy6013 👀
@@hellotohelltoheaven uhh you seen nothing!!
I think I might be in love with you
Steady on ;p glad you enjoyed the audio :D
We really are idiots huh?😮💨
Indeed 0:)
Just 5 months late:)
Better late than never 0:)
**totally not looking at the Albedo thumbnail**
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I want a someone like this, with the same stupidity as me😭🤞
Maybe one day :)
@@RambleKing maybe indeed 🛌
albedo thumbnail...
Similar looking but not quite ;p
dude why does he look lile albedo from genshin impact😃 anyways cute asmr🥳
Idk, I've gotten that comment a few times haha
Hi I am new to your videos and I like them❤️🫶🏼
Thank you very much :D
there's plenty of stuff to enjoy, just watch out for the satire week stuff (you'll see what I mean if you scroll the channel haha)
@@RambleKing ok❤️
IS THAT AN ACCENT I HEAR
No :)
@@RambleKing wow. IT SOUNDS LIKE ONE BUT LIKE UR CONTENT IS SO GOOD 🤭