20:16: *Mike:* I panicked, alright! I panicked! And what did I have in my possession? A meat cleaver. *Jane:* Mike's panic reflex is to-- *Both:* Throw a meat cleaver. Well, all those meat cleavers sticking out of opposing race cars in races Mike has competed in are explained. "Unconventional spoilers" indeed.
At 18:21 I do love how Jane says in such a way to not sound suspicious " NOT That I Would know from experience or anything!!!" Trying a little too hard to cover her tracks........
The commentary for this escalation feels like it could provide the same effect as that podcast Jane mentioned in yesterday’s live stream to help with falling asleep, where someone reads continually less coherent sentences that seem to make vague sense at the time “...You’d think she’d notice him exploding into fish...” 😴😴 “...double cleaver, collect the meat bones...”😴😴
It's never not funny to listen to Andy slowly lose it as Jane sort of enables Mike but you'd think by now Andy would have learned that if you let Mike run the mission it's gonna end in chaos.
(31:13)Mike: It’s fine: all they saw was a swoosh of a cloak, and I was gone. Jane: Okay… Mike: Like the wind. Like the wind. (Piggy belches vociferously)
I'm now just wondering when/if Abba were popular in Romania because not only was Ceaușescu one of the proper mad emperor type dictators who hated Western music and culture, he really went in on it during the early 70s.
52 minute video for three escalations? Mike on the controls you say? Oh that explains things. (Funny hearing Andy say it's a restart situation and 15 minutes later Mike is still in the starting area)
Jane has ascended to the heights where she doesn't do things like that on the floor. She simply reclines in her throne and the subjects kneel before her, leaning themselves into her garrote wire. The Dark Overlord does not sully themselves by floor garoting.
Mike: Shall I just knock this guy out _slits throat_ Andy: *That's not knocking him out* Jane: Knocked him out forever Mike: uh _carries on with priority - what is the pass code again?_
Me having a snack, burps exactly at 19:29 Mike: What's with the belching noises? Me: lol sorry, what timing Andy: I think it's just the pig Me: I said I'm sorry!
This one is the most frustrating after the Sloth one for me. The 1st bit is easy. The 2nd part is a bit annoying since it's heavily dependent on timing. I actually did better my first run than I did the second run. The 3rd bit is maddening with the bananas. It wouldn't let me just knock out one of the meat bone pigs and hide him in a wardrobe. I didn't need the meat bone, but I still had to kill the guy to hide him (didn't count as a non-target kill though). I did have fun doing a couple distraction chains though. The camera to tint the glass got a lot of use.
@@Demonprincess666 Fair enough considering I try to be as stealthy as possible in Hitman except for when dealing with elusive targets. With escalations I'm pretty decent at getting 5 stars SA on the first run unless it's a particularly annoying one, and sometimes I will restart it a bunch to get SA on each part, but sometimes I don't bother. Last night I did a few escalations and I didn't restart any of them despite getting noticed a bit.
@@SolaScientia I‘m going for silent assassin with elusives especially…anything else I can do again later if I want 😊 As for the sins, I don’t have any silent rating for lust and gluttony, because I was kinda frustrated from sloth 😅😂 Just figured out that the devil‘s cane has a second effect besides knocking people out by the way 😅😂
Nah, it just wouldn't be right yet. Wait for the next video where they three ways to play and he can wear his classic clown outfit again. Then running about with a golden shotgun would be the most Mike.
Imagine working in a CIA facility, you hear a sudden clanging noise and find a cleaver on the floor... That's some proper horror movie sh*t right there!
♫ "Yes, there were times I'm sure you knew When I bit off more than I could chew But through Hong Kong, the Pig Men doubt That any of them, will make it out With Silverball, l stood up tall and did it Mike's waaay" ♫ I love these Escalations... in fact I love all your Hitman content. Thanks for another great vid folks
I feel the need to comment that at 38:25 when they were trying to figure out how to take out the one guy dressed as a pig for a banana with two normal people right next to him in my head I thought if would have been funny if someone just said "Machete rampage!" after which Mike would have gone all hog wild, no pun intended, on all three of them. For some reason thinking about it still amuses me.
18:27 "I think it's possible to garrote someone lying unconscious on the floor, not speaking from experience..." No need to be humble, Jane, we all know you're speaking from experience
I hope you guys will be doing the elusive target I just horribly bungled. Some advice: don't trespass on a balcony you can't easily get down from and throw a crowbar at the target while he's surrounded by guards. Apparently house staff aren't allowed on THAT balcony (??) and I panicked.
*snork* Yeah, I'm REALLY not sure what the fish and grape dish was supposed to be, but at least you got good sedative gum out of it! And a level full of so much chaos that Mike's gonna have a hard time topping it. Glutton for punishment, are we?
I never expected to hear a Mama Mia song in Hitman, well done Andy! Also, we need an Outside Xbox/Xtra Musical episode. I have a feeling that it will be all Andy and Luke, but that is ok. And Ellen, Jane, and Mike might surprise us.
Yes Jane you can garrotte someone on the floor. Just need to flip them over so you can put your body weight into it, preferably with your knee. Not that I know of course. Ahem.
*47* does it for 🍇VINE? Sorry, had to do it bc you guys didn't. Also, you could always say "for the Meme" (I've heard it said). OR, if you're really just, an awful mutant "for the TikTok".
Prideful as a peacock Greedy as a frog Sexy as a snake Optimized as a snail Hungry as a pig It's like every other one makes sense. I'm thinking Wrath will probably make sense, maybe a bull or a scorpion or some other aggressive creature, and Envy will be something bonkers, to give us "envious as a tuna" or some such.
So far we've had Pride, Greed, Lust, Sloth and Gluttony; only two more sins to go... Am I the only one hoping that the grapes make a return for one of the remaining sins, purely for vague pun reasons?
Pig: I Am Hungry
Snail: I Am Slow
Snake: I Am Sexy
Peacock: I Am Pretty
Frog: I Am Phibian
*Andy voice* Boooo
I would also say "booo' but I'm laughing too hard!
Michael Phibian
You got me good
12:23 Mike: "I'm pleased with that first run" Andy: "Are you? Really? Interesting"
Perfect tone of response
Of the 3 people in the world who scored worse than Mike, I'm betting at least one of them was just a cat rolling around on a keyboard.
That would be impressive, but it's a Hitman came and it's a cat, so it makes sense it would be able to complete it
And the other one was Mike, playing it before the stream.
And another was trying to a complete the 'kill everyone on this level' challenge.
20:16: *Mike:* I panicked, alright! I panicked! And what did I have in my possession? A meat cleaver.
*Jane:* Mike's panic reflex is to--
*Both:* Throw a meat cleaver.
Well, all those meat cleavers sticking out of opposing race cars in races Mike has competed in are explained. "Unconventional spoilers" indeed.
At 18:21 I do love how Jane says in such a way to not sound suspicious " NOT That I Would know from experience or anything!!!" Trying a little too hard to cover her tracks........
The commentary for this escalation feels like it could provide the same effect as that podcast Jane mentioned in yesterday’s live stream to help with falling asleep, where someone reads continually less coherent sentences that seem to make vague sense at the time
“...You’d think she’d notice him exploding into fish...” 😴😴 “...double cleaver, collect the meat bones...”😴😴
Except somewhat more menacing.
I actually regularly watch OutsideXbox videos to fall asleep to.
@The Gaming Meta The nightmares you'd have... multicoloured pigs cleavering people left and right as they explode into fish...
I'm so glad Andy remembers the "get him Steve" - "next time Steve" guy from Bangkok
It's unforgettable
It's never not funny to listen to Andy slowly lose it as Jane sort of enables Mike but you'd think by now Andy would have learned that if you let Mike run the mission it's gonna end in chaos.
It's part of being Andy, it is ingrained in his psyche.
It's the dynamic we're here for and they know it.
But it's so funny, though! Years and years of Andy slowly losing his stuff while Mike plays is absolute gold to me.
"If you're going silent assassin then sure, but it's Mike playing" He says it but is still surprised when it goes full Mike.
(31:13)Mike: It’s fine: all they saw was a swoosh of a cloak, and I was gone.
Jane: Okay…
Mike: Like the wind. Like the wind.
(Piggy belches vociferously)
Mike: Like the wind
Piggy: (demonstrates wind)
Ok... but Andy 47 singing ABBA in the karaoke bar has made my life complete!
Jane: What have we learned?
Me: …don't eat floor gum.
11:45 To be fair, a Fumet De Poisson is sort of a fish and grape soup. Although, the grapes have gone through some processing in that instance.
Yeah! Technically, any dish where the fish is poached in white wine is a "fish and grape" soup.😅
I don't know why but the idea of trained killer agent 47 knowing the lyrics to Abba (at 4:23) is so silly that I want it to be true.
He would, just incase he needed to go undercover
I'm now just wondering when/if Abba were popular in Romania because not only was Ceaușescu one of the proper mad emperor type dictators who hated Western music and culture, he really went in on it during the early 70s.
"Get the machete and the banana! The banana!"
I wasn't ready for hitman to make someone say this
Holding a banana like a handgun is the only way to hold it.
What about holding a banana like a telephone?
What about holding a banana like a dagger?
I like how Andy is causally calling the basic mechanics of the game, totally in vain. Peak content.
The cowardly option, to see through things
52 minute video for three escalations? Mike on the controls you say? Oh that explains things.
(Funny hearing Andy say it's a restart situation and 15 minutes later Mike is still in the starting area)
I really want a supercut of Andy's Hitman voice.
It's my first day
But Diana, I did it for the Vine
I'm a wardrobe
The floor-gum discussion was classic! 😂😂
I'm with Jane, don't eat stuff you found on the floor kids!
But if it's still in its packaging, it's still good
@@JachAnen hahaha agree to disagree 😉✌🏼
0:16 That has got to be the best 'clip from later in the video' I've ever seen.
I've never had so many questions from a 15 second clip.
IMO Jane threw out that line about NOT trying to garrote someone lying on the floor a bit too casually, if ya know what I mean...
When you are really in touch with your inner Prudence...
Jane has ascended to the heights where she doesn't do things like that on the floor.
She simply reclines in her throne and the subjects kneel before her, leaning themselves into her garrote wire.
The Dark Overlord does not sully themselves by floor garoting.
Jane says 'Not from Experience' the same way most people say 'Asking for a friend'.
She is the Mad Scientist of the group.
@The Gaming Meta Jane isn't evil. Pridence is evil. And since Jane plays as Prudence...
*47 descending on the people outside the ICA from above in his new cape* "I'm batman...its my first day"
Mike: Shall I just knock this guy out
_slits throat_
Andy: *That's not knocking him out*
Jane: Knocked him out forever
Mike: uh
_carries on with priority - what is the pass code again?_
These Seven Deadly Sins escalations have brought about some hilarious out-of-context commentaries 😂😂😂
So, Mike cuts off a man's grapes, twists balls in golf, and diagnoses a case of the popsicles.
Mike, I'm . . . concerned.
I died from laughter. Best Hitman rating ever. Comedy Assassin
Of course Jane's opening line would be "I would argue that you can bludgeon an unconscious body." She'd make a great graduate seminar student.
Agent 47 eats, shoots and cleaves
"And i killed him with the grape knife" to the tune of Heard it through the grape vine.
I love how Jane, one of the sweetest people on the planet, has to clarify that she doesn't have personal experience garrotting people to death.
good to see an escalation themed around a pig was not a boar to watch. also Mike can proudly claim not last
Me having a snack, burps exactly at 19:29
Mike: What's with the belching noises?
Me: lol sorry, what timing
Andy: I think it's just the pig
Me: I said I'm sorry!
"Don't drop the banana! Good source of potassium!"
I loved this escalation, and assumed Andy would've wanted to beat it immediately for that sweet cape.
You know, you should add a timer for how long it takes Mike to become compromised 😂🤣
We got something like that once, Mike started the mission and was in combat 8 seconds later
I enjoy watching your Hitman videos and seeing how creative you can be with killing your targets also that part at 40:05 is great.
This one is the most frustrating after the Sloth one for me. The 1st bit is easy. The 2nd part is a bit annoying since it's heavily dependent on timing. I actually did better my first run than I did the second run. The 3rd bit is maddening with the bananas. It wouldn't let me just knock out one of the meat bone pigs and hide him in a wardrobe. I didn't need the meat bone, but I still had to kill the guy to hide him (didn't count as a non-target kill though). I did have fun doing a couple distraction chains though. The camera to tint the glass got a lot of use.
It‘s only annoying if you try to go silent 🧐😂
@@Demonprincess666 Fair enough considering I try to be as stealthy as possible in Hitman except for when dealing with elusive targets. With escalations I'm pretty decent at getting 5 stars SA on the first run unless it's a particularly annoying one, and sometimes I will restart it a bunch to get SA on each part, but sometimes I don't bother. Last night I did a few escalations and I didn't restart any of them despite getting noticed a bit.
@@SolaScientia I‘m going for silent assassin with elusives especially…anything else I can do again later if I want 😊 As for the sins, I don’t have any silent rating for lust and gluttony, because I was kinda frustrated from sloth 😅😂
Just figured out that the devil‘s cane has a second effect besides knocking people out by the way 😅😂
I was 100% expecting the end of this video to be (test pattern) then Mike wailing on people with the new shotgun...
Awesome content as always though
Nah, it just wouldn't be right yet. Wait for the next video where they three ways to play and he can wear his classic clown outfit again. Then running about with a golden shotgun would be the most Mike.
Mike: “If it goes far enough south it becomes north again.” 😂
I can’t believe neither Jane nor Andy called him out on that.
I mean, if you keep digging your own grave, at some point you start digging yourself out of your own grave.
South to North is a fact, it's East to West (and vice-versa) that doesn't work.
Imagine working in a CIA facility, you hear a sudden clanging noise and find a cleaver on the floor... That's some proper horror movie sh*t right there!
Glad Hitman and Andy are doing their part in keeping David Pumpkins alive. Awesome content as always!
🎶I did it, I did it Mike's way🎶
4:09 before clicking on the new video, I've got in the home the OxShort clip of Andy singing Seal at karaoke. Coincidences?
Loved how 47 was crouch-running at 40:18 while menacingly wielding a banana in his hand.
♫ "Yes, there were times I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through Hong Kong, the Pig Men doubt
That any of them, will make it out
With Silverball, l stood up tall and did it Mike's waaay" ♫
I love these Escalations... in fact I love all your Hitman content. Thanks for another great vid folks
I applaud you, good sir or madam!
Everytime they let Mike play an escalation, Andy ages 2 years
I feel the need to comment that at 38:25 when they were trying to figure out how to take out the one guy dressed as a pig for a banana with two normal people right next to him in my head I thought if would have been funny if someone just said "Machete rampage!" after which Mike would have gone all hog wild, no pun intended, on all three of them. For some reason thinking about it still amuses me.
The next morning the paper states: Several people were killed, but the true tragedy was the Cleaver Klepto! No cleaver was safe...
I always love a good Mike play through
If only you could get the pig to eat your target. Seems appropriate
Feel like 47 has just gone on a series of absolutely epic benders
30:49 Wow! Mike went absolutely HAM on those guys!
Swine pork Mike! You're bacon us all proud!
BOO!!!! :)
@@gwts1171 MOOO!!!! :D
I'd bet fifteen coin that Barnaby "The Butcher" Fortesque III would like to buy that golden suit from you, Agent 47...
I NEED a full parody cover of Gimme Gimme Gimme (Hitman!) like yesterday
So nobody else got David S. Pumpkins vibes in the mission intro before Agent 47 gets up?
The circles on the minimap are for unconscious people, not dead ones. Dead people don't get any dots!
Someone needs to take Andy's impromptu Gimme Gimme Gimme parody and run with it xD
I saw Scotch eggs in the intro so now I expecting Seal Gaiman to show up.
I looked into it because of this video, fish and grapes is a thing. FILLETS OF SOLE VÉRONIQUE. Which is fish garnished with grapes.
That’s cool! I like chefing. Why not.
I was half expecting a "it was my first day" joke...guess will have to wait for the next vid...
"Don't eat floor gum." - Jane 2021
The commentary on this episode is so good!
18:27
"I think it's possible to garrote someone lying unconscious on the floor, not speaking from experience..."
No need to be humble, Jane, we all know you're speaking from experience
Andy did that ABBA/Hitman karaoke joke way too promptly. I am not surprised.
Wonder why Agent 47 going through the seven deadly sins (other than that it makes unique challenges)
I’m glad to see Andy and Jane slowly getting used to Mike Mikeing it HARD. Mike Hard 2: Mike Harder.
I feel like the grapes and fish might represent wine and fish
I mean the pig's probably fine with all the sausages and butchery, since pig's are known to engage in canibalism
I love how frustrated Andy gets watching Mike play 🤣
Agent 47 needs a SINtervention....
You could say instead of doing it for the vine...Agent 47 did it for the Swine. I'm sorry, I'll show myself out..
I hope you guys will be doing the elusive target I just horribly bungled. Some advice: don't trespass on a balcony you can't easily get down from and throw a crowbar at the target while he's surrounded by guards.
Apparently house staff aren't allowed on THAT balcony (??) and I panicked.
The leaderboard at the end was actually a surprise.
" 'cas I did it Miiiiiiiiiikkkkkeeeessss waaaaaaayyyyyyy!"
Andy: "Like the wind!"
*Pig burps*
Me: *snorts*
I'm only 30 seconds in and already this level looks like its going to be tough bananas
I hope they called it Völlerei Esskalation in German. Gotta go for the pun, hitman!
*snork* Yeah, I'm REALLY not sure what the fish and grape dish was supposed to be, but at least you got good sedative gum out of it! And a level full of so much chaos that Mike's gonna have a hard time topping it. Glutton for punishment, are we?
*Agent 47:* Diana, I did it for the Vines.
Mike using the classic movie trope, of telling us how the plan is meant to work, before showing us. Which means, it isn't going to work.
The aesthetic in that opening cut scene is very opening credits to American Gods
I hope this escalation is hard because I’m a glutton for punishment
I’ll see myself out
Wait. You DON'T wear a cloak when wearing nice clothes to a restaurant? I mean I always wear a rain poncho! Gotta save them threads somehow!
I never expected to hear a Mama Mia song in Hitman, well done Andy!
Also, we need an Outside Xbox/Xtra Musical episode. I have a feeling that it will be all Andy and Luke, but that is ok. And Ellen, Jane, and Mike might surprise us.
As soon as I typed this I remembered they did an album with Johnny.
Mike is chaos, Mike is amazing. Please do more Hitman!
Now we need one with Mike using the gun. :)
I've never been disappointed by a stranger's gum 🤣🤣
I love how they went on a tangent about floor gum and whether or not they would eat it, lol.
If it helps at all to know, Mike, the number 888 would be very much appreciated in China
Wrath (and Envy?) next- I hope
Yes Jane you can garrotte someone on the floor. Just need to flip them over so you can put your body weight into it, preferably with your knee. Not that I know of course. Ahem.
Well if the wire is long enough just stand on them.... presumably, never tried it...
*47* does it for 🍇VINE?
Sorry, had to do it bc you guys didn't. Also, you could always say "for the Meme" (I've heard it said). OR, if you're really just, an awful mutant "for the TikTok".
47:53 🍇
I have a feeling most of the npcs on the Berlin level would love some of that gum.
Anybody else hear Andy grinding his teeth in most of this video?
Nice one, I really loved it
This Pig level is one of the darkest so far
this is an escalation for mike
Guys, please, never eat gum off the floor, even if it's still wrapped XD
Prideful as a peacock
Greedy as a frog
Sexy as a snake
Optimized as a snail
Hungry as a pig
It's like every other one makes sense. I'm thinking Wrath will probably make sense, maybe a bull or a scorpion or some other aggressive creature, and Envy will be something bonkers, to give us "envious as a tuna" or some such.
Aggressive honey badger?
the snail one was about doing the minimum possible effort.
So far we've had Pride, Greed, Lust, Sloth and Gluttony; only two more sins to go... Am I the only one hoping that the grapes make a return for one of the remaining sins, purely for vague pun reasons?
Haha, I hope the target is someone named Steinbeck. What a horrible book.
Nothing beats them playing Hitman together. Prefer it to the separate Lets play. You get the banter
I love that Andy said "I'm sorry, I know it's hard to watch"