I love how genuine that eye tracker dude sounded about it. I want to believe he was actually gonna try which makes the immediate failure that much better
3:57: Ok, here's the first face where she realizes she came very close to pain and/or death 4:05: THIS is the face of a little shit who realizes that they didn't died and therefore are now invulnerable 4:13: This is "Shit Level 2" where the shit-lord in question has discovered that, they're indeed not invulnerable
@@rodian_skypyratz6181 the original text is a very old 4chan meme that started from someone asking something like "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?". It's probably documented, I don't remember the topic it was about, but it stuck with me at the time because of how nonsensical it was. I think it was on /v/.
It sounds like it actually makes sense but you can't understand it no matter how hard you try,kinda like the "how english sounds to non English speakers" video. And that absolutely numbs my fucking brain
8:07 When Mark laughed at this one, his brain had a short circuit and therefore, the reason why it took him a second to start laughing. His brain had to process it.
3:51 this has to have been the most grown up version of Mark I’ve ever seen, he’s looking at our generation of teens and analyzing all our idiotic mistakes and actions just like our parents do
I was rooting so much for the eye tracker guy. I failed instantly but his speech got me cheering him on. Then as soon as he said “FUCK” I lost it. I haven’t laughed so much in ages 😂😂😂😂😂
Please never stop doing the Try Not To Laugh videos! So many people stopped doing them, but theyre the best! Its just like a full video of non stop laughter and happiness, and I love it! I live for it!
5:17 this video has become basically a culture in the UK. Atleast once a month or year you'll hear someone shout "BLOODY FUCK YOU BLOODY!" at the top of their lungs
I first watched that video on Instagram back when I was 14 and I vivivdly remember I was dying and couldn't breathe for 30 minutes after watching. The "Have a nice day!" after all that yelling was the cherry on top!
Well, I'll probably get wooshed for this, but the funny part of the clip that Mark was laughing at was the sound the girl made when the bunny got shot.
He probably did not mean hysterically but really meant historically because his laughter was so extreme that it was a historical achievement of mankind
I love how genuine that eye tracker dude sounded about it. I want to believe he was actually gonna try which makes the immediate failure that much better
Greek god is his name.
a
Greekgod’s his name, not being around much anymore is our gain.
I mean of course. When you focus on the obstacle your gonna hit it. Instead tell yourself to focus on the goal. Looking at the face.
no shit
4:04 “THIS is the face of a little S H IT”
The passive aggressiveness I love it
Now put willy wonka saying that about Mike tvee it would fit so well
*SHE LOOKS LIKE MY SISTER!?*
3:57: Ok, here's the first face where she realizes she came very close to pain and/or death
4:05: THIS is the face of a little shit who realizes that they didn't died and therefore are now invulnerable
4:13: This is "Shit Level 2" where the shit-lord in question has discovered that, they're indeed not invulnerable
Tommy 371 truer words have never been spoken
Sarah Baxter
“This is shit level 2”
I died when he said “this is shit level 2”
And called her shitlord
*We’ve reached **_shit-com 2_*
Especially their grundle
A shit that has ascended past shit
same
Markiplier: * goes 8 minutes without laughing *
Santa: I'm about to end this man's whole career
8:06
Fr tho
XD
Santa: im about to end these kids
The don’t laugh challenge master boss. Countless have failed to Santa deleting the children
Guy: Were did the giraffe learn that
Zoo keeper: I don’t know
Oh god I just pictured that
@@pianoboi4842 😊Like What You See?
O_O
Why
Just why
Kids: *spots Santa*
Santa: no witnesses
*Santa used his magic to blow up the kids*
Elijah Pizarro least children to feed I’m i right?
@@TJKKelly-ej7enr/cursedimages
Sans Midoriya Joestar do u mean r/cursedcomments?
Elijah Pizarro Santa ain’t real
Jackie Abdo oh really then who gave me my fur suit in the mail ha beat that normie
Mark’s “did I have a stroke” made that clip so much funnier than it actually was
What was that ad even for? How did it even surface?
@@rodian_skypyratz6181 the original text is a very old 4chan meme that started from someone asking something like "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?". It's probably documented, I don't remember the topic it was about, but it stuck with me at the time because of how nonsensical it was. I think it was on /v/.
@@Omnipheles Well, that explains a lot.
@@Omnipheles think it was on a Wii game called The Conduit or something like that
It sounds like it actually makes sense but you can't understand it no matter how hard you try,kinda like the "how english sounds to non English speakers" video. And that absolutely numbs my fucking brain
Loved how at 6:49 when the dude was done telling his story the camera man and the person in the car were dying laughing
Best part of the video
@@Nobody48040 fax
I loved it
I don’t get the joke 😢 did the guy mistake the bird for women? I feel stupid
@@emseption7593nobody knows 😞
Markiplier: There is nothing funny in this world
Also Markiplier: **Laughs from children being blown up by Santa Claus**
XD
WHY HAH@]A
That was hilarious
Lmao
LMAFO I LAUGHED AT THIS COMMENT
8:07 When Mark laughed at this one, his brain had a short circuit and therefore, the reason why it took him a second to start laughing. His brain had to process it.
The funny thing is you can see that in real time. You see the flash of orange and it just goes FLASH - PAUSE - LAUGH
Marks brain: *windows xp shutdown sounds plays*
He laugh so loud tho after processing what just happened.
The best humor takes exactly ONE SECOND to register before it catches all of your senses off guard
Oh damn I didn’t realize this got replies and likes! Thanks guys!
Markiplier: That’s not funny that’s harassment
Also markiplier: *laughs at kids getting blown up*
Half life scientists in a nutshell DARGH NO STAHP
Can i get that pet from ur pic plz ive tryed for alot for then lazarbeam's editing
Well it's not harassment...
Maid by dingdong no less
Anakin would be proud
8:06 Love how it took him 90 milliseconds to react.
0.09 seconds? That's a good chunk faster than the average human reaction time
The saxophone guy has the same energy as the I love refrigerators guy.
What was that song, anyway?
Incrível! Very good!!
Incrível! Very good!!
YES
@@joshuahunt3032 the song is called "epic sax"
5:08 When two 6 years old just learned about swearing and decided to put “fuck” in every sentence
@@iaadtarek1207 wtf!?!?
@@iaadtarek1207 WTH
@@iaadtarek1207 what do YOU want ;-;
@@iaadtarek1207 Bruh, you think nobody saw you drunk ass comment of yours!? You just deleted it and said: "You".
@@ProfBilali what did he say
Video: "its just common sense"
Makiplier: "DID I HAVE A STROKE???!!!!!!!!!!"
jason sibley dID i HavE a sTRoKe?¿!
Diddy abba stronk
I died laughing for 10 minutes
No but I did
Idk XD
I love how suddenly he goes from neutral to laughing hysterically at 8:07
This is how you get ppl😂
*Mark sees short joke*
Mark: Is that like a personal attack or something?
Dude hes 6`00 i Google it
Ana Alvarez then he’s 3 inches taller than the average man, so why does he think he’s short
LinkJTO he’s the shortest out of him, Tyler, Bob, Wade, but not Ethan.
@@anaalvarez1541 *5'8
@@anaalvarez1541 Midget. *laughs in 6'7*
Okay, the Sax guy didn't make me laugh-- he was an absolute legend in his own right, i was more amazed.
I dont know who thought it was funny
@Mariothane good point
I thought you were talking about epic sax guy
I was just vibing with them
I just feel like it's normal. I don't understand why is this part so funny.
3:57 Professor Markiplier lecturing about the stages of being a shit
How did that cat float?
I lost right here
Masi Jack that's where I broke
omg yes. it was perfect
Haaaahaahaaaa
The moment that markiplayer started explaining her faces killed me ( from 3:55 to 4:22)
I mean you can clearly tell that the girl fell on purpose. Mark was funnier than the clip itself
@@r.e.m.02 I know
Markiplayer
3:51 this has to have been the most grown up version of Mark I’ve ever seen, he’s looking at our generation of teens and analyzing all our idiotic mistakes and actions just like our parents do
Yeah I hate my generation
i was doing well up to that point but him analysing the video cracked me up
She got bit in the cooch. Mark is now going serious mode
@@jaybent5950 yes. And I’m tired of pretending he’s not
@@Big_Ben1987 damn bro that was smooth
I saw three women and told them there aint nothin down that way and they flew away.....they were birds. OMG I lost it.
Same
They were birds.
naaaah the black guy following the pen HAHAHA omg comedy gold
Big Chungus it's not dark humour, it was just totally unexpected and that's what made it weird and funny. it's just surprisingly goofy.
Wutaii1 Nostalgia I’m pretty sure I know where that video was filmed too,,, I think I was there that day lmaooo
The eye tracker clip... you know what's coming... but the build up makes it so perfect 🤣🤣🤣 it killed me 🤣🤣🤣
I legit laughed on just that one it was Hilarious
1000th like
8:43
It kills me everytime
“What a completely innocent video of a giraffe… and a fence post!”
-Mark Edward “Markiplier” Fischbach
_The legendary series returns once again..._
Yep
He'd be sued for not uploading them anyways.
Daniel Sambar e
I luv your profile picture
I see you in every comment section...
All memes aside, the saxophone guy is actually a chad
Agreed!
I wish I could do the same on clarinet
@@connertolman8024 that clarinet guy deserves an oscar i wish i was as half as that guy lol
@@lmao-hw8cd I think you meant saxophone, but yeah, definitely
He is Japanese so he is a JAPANESE CHAD!
**Intense argument until suddenly the driver decides it escalated too quickly**
"Ok, have a nice day."
Vid link?
I was rooting so much for the eye tracker guy. I failed instantly but his speech got me cheering him on. Then as soon as he said “FUCK” I lost it. I haven’t laughed so much in ages 😂😂😂😂😂
It's the build up.
8:43 *the hero we didn't deserve but the hero we needed*
ggx gang
Just a dude who likes Dbz LETS GOOOO!!!
*FUUUUUUUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Ecstasy of Gold Enio Morricone
reecist oh yea yea
The eye tracking thing killed me when he yelled the f word after his large speech of commitment
Yes he said, FUCK!
I never laughed harder
@@nigerundayo1996 same I literally couldn't stop laughing for like 5 straight minutes I still laugh about it when I watch it lol
no one:
Not a single soul:
Santa: *blows up children*
Mark: *WEEEEZZZEE*
No one:
Literally no one:
No soul:
Not a single person on the earth:
Me: sToP uSiNg ThIs MeMe CuS iTs SuPpOsE tO bE dEaD
This makes me wheeze too... *I WONDER WHY?*
actually that was funny
I had the same fucking reaction as Mark Ngl!!! LMAOOOO
So that’s why everyone believes in Santa. The heretics get exploded
8:02 "That wasn't a laugh, it was [gives the definition of laugh]."
No it's not that was real diaphragm laugh 8:04
8:06 holy shit I’ve never laughed this hard at one of these, his laugh just came out of NOWHERE
🤣🤣🤣
Same here :D
I laughed
"Man f**ck them kids" *blows them up**
Mark’s inner sociopath showed for a moment there
The "some birds" guy had a great voice for telling stories with. i'd buy his books on tape.
Same here, I'd love to have Good Omens narrated by him
@@unidentified_user_ Shoot, it's been two years, i don't even remember it lol
but if you refresh our collective memories, maybe we can help.
7:36 markiplier became a drum, a dolphin, and a train engineer in the span of 5 seconds
drumiplier
dolphiplier
trainiplier
Multiplier
That's a masterpiece
@@princeakilesh4881 masterplier
Drug master mark
4:44 The Giraffe that snuck into Quagmire’s room. 😂
Markiplier: “there’s no such thing as funny”
*me holding back laughs after 20 seconds*
Same.
Matt H same
Please never stop doing the Try Not To Laugh videos! So many people stopped doing them, but theyre the best! Its just like a full video of non stop laughter and happiness, and I love it! I live for it!
I love you
And you too
Pewdiepie still does them.
😊 I love the positivity.
I lost it at 5:09 People cussing at each other is funny just in general but when English is not their first language it takes it up a notch.
They are two indians who are fighting
Especially the have a great day.
Mark is really evolving, it's really amazing how that giggly bitch hold up since that argument is something out of this world lol hahah
@@varunjagota3581 Aren t they speaking Hindi? Cause that is what it sounds like.
Filip Georgescu ngl it kinda sounds like screaming the f word in English. Just a theory tho.
A game theory!
The real try not to laugh challenge is watching how mark reacts.
“I will not laugh, I will not laugh at a single video in this playlist!!” Seconds later “F**k!!”
~me at every try not to laugh so far
Same reaction as the last video
xxTC-96xx hey TC
Good luck on your Betty vs Frisk project!
not me iam a pro at try not to lagph challenges
@@noobsmarf3000 thanks XD it's a slow process but I'm still going at it
Santa: shoots magic out of finger
Kids: die
Markiplier: dies
Coincidence.. I think not...
To be fair it was hilarious
Inside
wait so what happened to the kids
@@adriandesu21 died. (Jk idk)
"I would never lie to you guys..."
*intensely stares*
Your profile picture is schreck intensely starring at you
Kristian Murray
So he’s shrek?
Ok
5:17 this video has become basically a culture in the UK. Atleast once a month or year you'll hear someone shout "BLOODY FUCK YOU BLOODY!" at the top of their lungs
What video is this?
What do you mean?
Where is that place when there arguing maybe England 5:39
The string of cussing then have a nice day
I first watched that video on Instagram back when I was 14 and I vivivdly remember I was dying and couldn't breathe for 30 minutes after watching. The "Have a nice day!" after all that yelling was the cherry on top!
Bunny: gets shot
Markiplier: laughes
Also Markiplier: that’s so sad
Laughs*.
Sorry, by the way.
the duality of man
Well, I'll probably get wooshed for this, but the funny part of the clip that Mark was laughing at was the sound the girl made when the bunny got shot.
can we hit 50 likes
@BendyInkSmile you can clearly see its a arrow, not a spear, it was shot, by a bow
8:07 Santa: sees kids
Also Santa: Target identified.
[Target Eliminated]
[7 Kill Streak]
[ Buzz kill ]
Remember kids be good or Santa will blow you up with his space magic
Pokémon Trainer Hilbert 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
9:11
He Spoke like a Legend then Failed miserably
He was a brave one but a last we lost another soldier to the simps
You mean to the thots?
It represents all men perfectly
PHACK!
the timestamp is 911
1:04 Absolute legend
Markiplier: noting in this world is funny
Me: laughing at all the faces he makes
same
So true
same
*MARKAPLIER*
You mispelled Markiplier
so this is what used to b funny back in 2019 when the world was in peace
True
Shush, it still is
@Sam Watrous no.. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I didnt laugh until mark laughed QmQ I was right there
Yas
“DID I HAVE A STROKE?!”
same mark same
I ad had a stroke.
@@sarahlilly1745 I can see that. I can see that.
Yes...222 likes
The best part is seeing him slowly realize
I honestly think that’s what English sounds like to people who only know a handful of words 😆
I love this little look that mark has come on at about 9:06, where he knows exactly how the clip is going to end
That blind girl named Faith had the same energy as Toph from A:TLA.
"Is there anything you can't do, Faith?"
"SEE."
@Natalie Falk even sounds the same
Sorry to do this but
A:TLA*
omg thats so accurate
i really need to watch the show....
its atla
Marks face expressions are so cute when he is holding in his laughter
True lmao
You ship septaplier don’t you
@@Orbengnor yea but I know it's never gonna happen
the analysis from 3:54 - 4:25 was funnier than the girl actually falling
'this is shit level 2...'
Girl got hit right in her cooch.
"I'm from Arizona"
Mark: that’s real cute
5 sec later
*giraffe deepthroats fence*
LOL yes, this comment is gold. I didn't even realize that until you pointed it out.
R
I was thinking the same thing
I dont think it was deepthroating tbh
Well the giraffe has a tall neck anyway
g i r a f f e S U C C
3:10
This is what happens when you use google translate for your ad
😂😂😂
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
From 9:18 to 9:24 Mark’s laugh sounds like a clock ticking lmao
... this is amazingly accurate.
Hipster Shady it’s like the girl that sounded like a car. 2019: the year everyone sounds like an object
True, also, running out of air.
Lmao
Hipster Shady zz
7:34 with captions 😂 chest abuse XD
1:05
His saxophone teacher: see’s this and sheds a single tear
🙂😢
🥺
I used to play sax . I wished I could do this, but the best I could do is play Baker Street
Tofu Chan I mean, it’s still better than what most can do and is still and epic talent 🥳
A tear of joy
8:07
Santa: “no witnesses...” *kills the kids that saw him*
What is that vid called
@@Le_Sploingus it's called "Secret Santa" by the channel Tomska (in which is also the creator of the asdf series).
@@tronixrex6038 I wasnt talking about the comment but thanks, it was funny anyway, also I found it
"What's this shit on my shoulder?"
BOOM
@*l a w l i e t* I-
8:08 You know what Santa's rule is..... NO WITNESSES.
What's the name of the video
Triphus it’s called Santa and the channel is dingdongvg
@@jertspleen1464 thanks
Oh god those poor kids who see Santa
8:07 I love that the human reaction time causes mark to pause before blowing up in laughter
3:56 That explanation got me more than the video
Me too
Dammit that was my comment idea
YES! The step-by-step analysis is the best part of the video! xD
Same
Insidious VIM mhm
8:09 it took Mark 1 second to realise that the kids were blown up by Santa Claus
Santa erased the witness XD
lolArachnid Videos
thanks
Kinda stolen....
@@Chinmeng420, but aren't we the witnesses? … I officially have no wishes for Christmas.
1:40 this alone predicted Mark's relationship with Lady D
Oh my god 😳
No it’s because people call him short for some reason
I don’t think he’s ever met that lady in his life
Mood
@@danielbasiri2038
They meant “Lady Dimitrescu” not the lady in the video 🤦♀️
8:09 That Laugh Is Priceless 😂
8:10
*"I Would Not Lie To You Guys" - Markiplier 2019*
HMMMMMMMM
something something video something something punishments.
Sinister glare
he wouldn't lie but he'll brake his promise
*looks back at the Try not to laugh series*
Hmmmmm
* santa kills children while flying away*
*Markiplier laughs*
What
Raven bird you’ve never played tuber simulator
@@yellowdeeemond8099 what's that??
Still relevant
Raven bird not thank for the Reddit post
@@Tyler_18_ ??
sorry just woke up
The girl rocking the stationary bike didn’t make me laugh until Mark gave his amazing commentary then I couldn’t breathe I laughed so hard 😂😂👏
8:43 my favorite part of this entire video 😂
He was so determined but fails immediately
Mark: doesn't laugh at funny things
Also mark: laughs at child murder
It feels forced
And Doomstice for all
🅱️ℹ️🅱️🅱️🅰️ children being destroyed by Santa’s fireball throwing is hilarious
Implying child murder isn't funny
Did he blow the kids up? I dont get it 🤣🤣🤣
Doesn't
That last one "Eye Tracking Challenge" was so funny that I almost died laughing, literally.
"Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
*0.5 second later*
""FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"
After all that dedication, he instantly admits defeat 😂😂😂
4:26 the cat was experiencing some lag.
Ugh..hate when that happens..
Quindilon wow glad you figured that one out.
In time with that beat boxing
No it cant lag it's real life it can only lag in virtual games stupid
999 ping
8:06 It's quite funny how I'm seeing this on Christmas day.
Markirplier: This is so disrespectful therefore not funny
Markirplier 2 seconds later: *Chuckles*
I was your 69th like Nice
Nice
Skullbone 2017 *Bunny dies*
Markiplier: *laughs*
Also markiplier: that was so sad
@Caden Stickleymarker pliers
Caden Stickley
I see your a man of punctuations.
Mark: THERE IS NO JOY INSIDE OF MY BODY!
*has lost 18 times in every try not to laugh challenges*
I love your show
That never happened this is someone else he’s markoplier
Krypt 222 thanks!
Useless Goddess oh really?
100% (not) sure
Mark: *See’s the giraffe video*
Mark after the clip: “Nothing wrong with that at all”
He was joking
Zen the Realm Mage NOOOOOOOOO, REALLY I COULDNT TELL
I have seen everything..
4:44 “I see you windin' and grindin' up on that pole”
1:58 Okay I lost because of Mark's face XD
4:51 Get your mind out of the gutter, Mark!
*slow clap*
🌚
i'd actually was watching this video with family,i got fuked after that :D
Children:*died*
Mark:*laughs histericaly*
Me:...Mark=oompa loompa confirmed
I laughed..
@@rogerferreira1247 Ah, i see. You are oompa loompa as well
I think everyone laughed at this because it was so unexpected
Then I found out them was birds
Mark, what the heck?!😂
Mark: sees giraffe licking pole
TH-cam: plays ad about vaping
Mark: almost loses it
Abigail Manning bruh that pole got game 😂😂😂😂😂😂
69th like too😂
He didn’t see an ad what?
9:17 Did anyone ever see mark laughing that hard?
He laughed harder than a pet named steve!
GGX effect
CrazyChickenDude A man of culture I see...
NICK GBUS
No 😂😂😂😅
He's laughed way harder before.
"WHY ARE Y'ALL WALKING DOWN THE STREET THAT WAY? THERE'S NOTHING DOWN THERE! AND THEY FLEW AWAY. I SAW 'EM, THEM WAS SOME BIRDS."
Thats really funny😏😏😏
@@tbp_entertainment thank u for commenting down below plz leave 100 likes👍
"MA THE CAT IS BACK, THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE IT'S WEARING MAKEUP-"
The cat: *i just wanted to be pretty...*
I felt so bad for the baby it was raining and wanting shelter. i would talk the baby in
I fucking love that cat
I wanna know if that cat is real, so I can fix it's makeup
I feel so bad for the cat I think it is cute
8:06 That one is PERFECT🤣
Yeah, that clip is fucking perfect!😂
1:23
Mark: I wish I was half cool as that guys
That guy: I wish I was half cool as Markiplier
Xu Michael that’s the irony, that guy could wish he was half as cool as Mark while Mark wishes to be half as cool as that guy.
What song is that
The song is Detroit Swindle + Japanese guy
They just gotta meet in the middle
Mark, I wish I could be one fourth as cool as you
*Asks blind child “Is there anything you can’t do, Faith?”*
Blind Child: “See.”
Love me some sardonic wit.
Yes that's what she said
I mean, she can’t fly so...... caught you on that didn’t I?
Bro your likes are on 911.
S0M3_0N3 Illuminati confirmed.
Bunny: *gets killed*
Markiplier: don’t laugh, don’t laugh, don’t laugh
Underated
I died…
@@katsanchez4797 just like that rabbit
@@jakobepierce5875 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's doom slayer's rabbit 💀
The Santa Claus part got me 😂😂😂 8:06
*There is nothing funny in the world*
-Mark 2019
*Holds in laughter after the first video*
Well the wierd looking cat is back I saw the other video of markiplier laugh challenge, I mean does the cat even have those eyes
The fact that he just breaks down the whole "s***lord" thing is hilarious.
Good on you for censoring that my sensitive eyes can't be witness to the word shit
@@walkintobrickwallsfordays8756 lmao what
i love his reaction at 1:55 it's so genuine with horror and shock and confusion i love it
6:26 The white cat is what it’s mother could only love a face.
It's crazy how much humor has changed in the most subtle of ways over the course of three years.
I know lol
Yea now its just selfaware suffering.
except santa blowing up a group of kids
its still funny
Yeah it changed real subtle
Yeah, I still find that stuff funny four years later, but it’s definitely surreal.
Santa had his magic set to kill instead of stun
Daniel Staples
That was the worst one by far
Santa was kicked because of team killing
Daniel Staples lol phasers
Daniel Staples I luaghed at the kung Fu fighting lady part
"I feel personally attacked, and I am offended" *laughs historically at the blatant murder of children.
*hysterically
He probably did not mean hysterically but really meant historically because his laughter was so extreme that it was a historical achievement of mankind
hysterically? XD
@@CrazyAlaskanCoDShotFrick XD
@@willem7746 Dang it I fixed it but I wanna switch it back now double frick
Average GTA 5 Ad 3:09
Pq⁰0⁰❤0l
Mark: *Sees something incredibly funny*
Also Mark: *starts breakdancing to keep from laughing*
If i had to supress a laugh by dancing i would just start dancing better than every dancer in the world and double that