Bro the lady goes “PLEASE STOP PLEASE STOP WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS BEAR,BEAR,BEAR STAPP PLEASE STOP BREAKING MY THINS *crying*” LIKE WTH DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU SPRAYED IT OFC IT WILL GET REVENGE
“And here is a rare sighting folks- a Karen in the wild-“ “Seeming to be harassing a bear after hurting it with pepper spray.” “Who would’ve thought THIS would happen?!” *cough cough* Karma *cough*
Not only was this my first Try-not-to-Laugh challenge. This was my first ever Markiplier video. This was my first exposure to him, and I have a lot of nostalgia for this very video.
Woman: *pepper sprays bear* Bear: *walks back to kayak* Woman: "Bear, come back. Come here!" Bear: "Lady, you think I'm stupid? I ain't getting sprayed again!"
And the fact that she peppersprayed him - he looked back at her the first time after he got peppersprayed as if to say, "this is what you get for spraying me, BITCH-"
I rooted for the bear as soon as I saw that she sprayed the bear and it went away from her like she wanted, and started getting angry because she didn't think far enough ahead to realize that her kayak was in that exact direction.
Girl: *asks why bear is breaking her kayak for the 69th time* Bear: “Here’s a better question, *WHY DID YOU PEPPER SPRAY ME AFTER I LEFT YOUR KAYAK?!”*
you see, there's this karen that i live near, and if you do anything to her, even saying a simple "hello", she will get mad at you. when you realize she's not worth wasting time, you will just walk away while she's talking shit. she'll always say "you're harassing me! go away!" but when you do it, she's like "wait, i gotta be even more of a asshole to this person!" and then "come back! i'm not done with you!"
The Sims one broke me. My roommate’s on the phone with some poor soul who just heard me laugh like a hyena at the top of my lungs with no context whatsoever
*Pepper sprays bear for coming near her, bear walks toward kayak* "No, come here! Get away from my kayak!" *Bear proceeds to destroy kayak as girl becomes increasingly emotionally devastated*
For the people who doesn't understand Russian, this is what the Russian Knuckles said "THEY'RE FLANKING FROM THE REAR, IM RELOADING, COVER ME, THE ENEMY IS IN THE NORTHEAST, THE ENEMY IS IN THE NORTHWEST, THE ENEMY IS IN THE SOUTH, THE ENEMY HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN THE SOUTHWEST, (YES SIR!)"
RjGames 24 mhm, but I'm also half Russian so I can make out a few words. But what I was gonna say was that I forgot the subtitles, so I here give you the power of luck. *if that can be true*. But again I completely forgot to add the "Subtitles" part on the bottom, so thanks for answering back.
Yeah I'm ridin' through the area In a car that's made f*ckin Bird feathers and pleather seats And I got to meet a bish who says she works At the swap meet I think Or so she says I don't know Where she lives but I know that she's Not alive, she's dead And I killed her, in a car accident Lookin' like a president In a fckin chopper I mean the airplane Force One
@@billythebiscuitcactus for fucks sake, everyone thinks that black bears are dangerous! According to my research there's been approximately 25 deaths caused by black bears in 20 years. You don't need to kill the poor bear.
Bro, that bear was just trying to live their best life and this deflating balloon sounding lady screeches at it and sprays it with pepper spray. The bear deserves the kayak more than her
As a russian, I can tell you that the men that are doing the tongue thing in the choir (at 1:35) are actually imitating a Russian instrument, the balalaika. (For the ones who didn't know.) They are singing an old soviet song.
I know the amount that she pisses me off is so much even though I have like no knowledge of bears, the most is rdr2 and research because my curiosity of the way black bears act in the game.
But she alwaysed ask WHY are u breaking it" bears cannot speak are u stupid and shes asking the bear to come back to her so she can pepperspray more in its face lets not get mama bear here
“I’m going to pepper spray you in the face” *pepper sprays bear* *bear proceeds to break kayak* “WhY aRE yOu bReaKinG mY KaYaK?!” “oH WhY ArE yOu dOinG THAT?!”
Bear: "Ok, ok, you know what, I'm gonna leave you alo-" Woman: *spray, spray* Bear: "Well, actually I guess I have this thing at the top of my to-do list..."
2:51 I know I'm probably years late, but.. that plane actually landed safely with no incidents or injuries. It's called "the Gimli Glider" and it's a wicked story.
The thing is, I watch these at 11:30 ish every single night to see if I can refrain from laughing and waking my mom You know what the consequence is if I laugh. 😅
Girl: Don't touch my boat bear! Bear: Oh ok Girl: *Pepper sprays bear* Bear: Girl: Bear: Ok you know what- Seriously, who pepper sprays a bear after telling it not to wreck yo stuff and then get upset when it decides afterwords to wreck it?? Like?? You brought that upon yourself, feel the thunder!
and then when it starts wrecking her stuff and she says "come here!!!" right after spraying it?? um?? id love to know why tf this girl was alone on a lake/river near a bloody forest lmao
The girl: *sprays aggressively at the bear*
The bear: your kayak privileges has expired
Bear: “You have the rig--“
Women: “WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS”
Bear: “Fine guess I’ll tow it”
I hate her so much she definitely deserved it
@@youramigo3390 agreed
Lol
@@youramigo3390 she first doesnt want the bear to come, but when it starts destroying the thing, she wants the bear to come, she is weird
Girl: *_YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME_*
Bear: _...I don't even know who you are._
*you will……*
thicccc loba
👹RAIN FIRE👹
*thanos intensifies*
End game is a good movie
Woman: “Thank you for not touching my kayak. *pepper sprays bear in the eyes*”
Bear: *That kayak is looking real delicious right now.*
Probably would go good with a side of angry and spicy Karen lol
Bro the lady goes “PLEASE STOP PLEASE STOP WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS BEAR,BEAR,BEAR STAPP PLEASE STOP BREAKING MY THINS *crying*” LIKE WTH DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU SPRAYED IT OFC IT WILL GET REVENGE
Um... it was bear spray. If she wanted to hurt the bear she would have had a gun 😊
@@DeadButPretty-dbp If I wild bear was coming towards me I would pepper spray it too
“And here is a rare sighting folks- a Karen in the wild-“
“Seeming to be harassing a bear after hurting it with pepper spray.”
“Who would’ve thought THIS would happen?!”
*cough cough* Karma *cough*
5:24 she really said “yOu sHOulD bE aSlEep!”
Bears don’t actually sleep for the whole winter they just go into low power mode
bear go brrrr
That girl yelling at the bear is what would happen if Dora the explorer pulled her "swiper no swiping" bullshit in the real world
No witty retort for that. Dat jus funny.
*“Swiper no swiping! Bro- no swiping!! I said no swiping mf do you hear me NO SWIPING!!!”*
UNDERRATED
@@thadz2493 😂
Nix Dominus yeah right
Bear: *sniffs kayak
Woman: *”You’ve destroyed everything I’ve ever loved.”*
My biggest flex is that I can Copy the bear and kayak girls voice amazingly✨😂
She was on a island, she had to swim in freezing cold water to get back to land lmao
@@unnecessaryjourney634 lol plus why would u pepper spray the bear if you in a home
@@thediscordmemer5851 no clue, that’s why she got what she deserved lmao
@@unnecessaryjourney634 well she pepper sprayed the bear so I mean it’s karma
Teacher: The meteor doesn't dismiss you, I do.
*I felt that in my soul, and that hurt*
You're welcome, I got your comment to 69 likes
The clock doesnt dismiss you,
The glock does.
@@thegamingkoolkats7280 my teacher is so stern. Not even a shooter could dismiss us
saryn toews, *Yup!* 🙃
Not only was this my first Try-not-to-Laugh challenge. This was my first ever Markiplier video. This was my first exposure to him, and I have a lot of nostalgia for this very video.
Nice to hear that, my first was subnautica. Welcome to the club
Ooo!
Goodmemories, eh?
My first was Surgeon Simulator
2023 club 😢 so long ago I watched this when it was 4 months old
I love how the bear kept looking at her while he walked back to the kayak and absolutely demolished it. He knew EXACTLY what he was doing.
Animals are smarter than we give them credit for
69 likes
Lol. Poetic justice.
@@michelleq9741 You mean 479
@@danatos24 you mean 510
Bear: Yeah iss cool I dont have any problem with kayaks
*sprays*
Bear: You know what?
Greatest clip of instant karma in my life.
😂😂😂
Thanks. I laughed so hard that I spit over my phone because of this comment. I hope you're proud.
That bear litrally, "I am going to end this girls whole life" 😂
im the 1000th like i have achieved something in life
The girl is asking so many questions to the bear
Bear: rawr
Yes
Yes
haha me go brrrrrr
The bear looked at her after he got peppersprayed as if to say- "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR SPRAYING ME WITH THAT STUFF YOU BITCH-" XD
:( don’t do that to animals
The Sims patch notes gets me every time I watch this. I'm laughing so hard that I can't breath.
I like your profile pic
I come back for those specifically and Mark’s reaction 😭
It is no longer possible to "Try for Baby" ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᴳʳᶦᵐ ᴿᵉᵃᵖᵉʳ
Lady: is yelling at a bear like it’s a person
The bear: you tried to spray me bi***
Improve your goldfishes physical fitness by buying it a bicycle.
@@oprix911 what about my homies blackfish
deserved
@@skylearion57 absolutely
BEAR STOP THAT PLEASE BEAR PLEASE STOP BREAKING MY THINGS ITS NOT EVEN FOOD IT DOESNT EVEN TASTE GOOD ITS NOT EVEN FOOD.
The lady yelling at the bear was like fingernails scraping on a chalkboard
Copies lol
Her name is Karen
Lol
same how i was thinking
as i was reading in the comments i was glad that that annoying part was over ;w;
Woman: *pepper sprays bear*
Bear: *walks back to kayak*
Woman: "Bear, come back. Come here!"
Bear: "Lady, you think I'm stupid? I ain't getting sprayed again!"
Bear “Fool, you chose this path”
Until... the woman drops pepper spray and the bear starts charging towards her.
@@glendarjj3991 good
Bear "NO you come here" >:)
Bear was blinded by woman’s pepper spray. He didn’t know what he was doing.
9:20 That, "Oh Scheiße" just kills me even years later I think of that clip
What the hell is that emoji
And on this day, German Jesus rose again, carrying his cross up an escalator of an underground metro and smashed it into the roof! 😂
@@WarhammerWings ok
Legends say she is still screaming at the bear to stop...
Yep is so freakin crazy.
What WHAT WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT
handrei like the bear is gonna stop 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️she’s stupid
Bearrrrrrrrrrrrrr tucking stop!!!
Bear: stops breaking kayak
Girl: pepper sprays it
Bear: starts eating kayak
Girl: *insert pikachu meme*
Nobody:
That girl: **Sprays bear in face**
*5 seconds later*
That girl: *WhY aRe YoU bReAkInG mY kAyAk???*
Kermit The Frog ayyyyyy 2020 twins
Just about to comment that
Kermit The Frog excuse me
Kermit The Frog 🐸
I love ur comment because it made me life
When the bear lady yelled: “Gosh darnit” I was sent into manual breathing mode
It's like she doesn't realize the bear is not a dog and doesn't follow her commands, next time put you kayak away
@@PrettyParodys and that she peppersprayed it
And the fact that she peppersprayed him - he looked back at her the first time after he got peppersprayed as if to say, "this is what you get for spraying me, BITCH-"
Reading this comment sent me into manual breathing mode
What is your channel my gude?
I laughed at the guy in the green jacket in the red hat dancing with that filter 😂😂😂
Song kinda slaps tho
@@alphamike5778 facts
Anyone know what video that is
@@HooniganDraftother than hilarious?
@@HooniganDraftsome of the subtitles give you hints as to what’s going on especially earlier in his try not to laugh series
"In the car accident, lookin' like a president."
*Best bars I've ever heard...*
😂 He's BRUH in human form
"in a fuckin chopper, i mean an airplane"
then mans ruins it with that 😭
This dude is trying to rap but is failing miserably
@@wiltingroses8541 force one
@@wiltingroses8541 facts
WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY KAYAK?!?!
Bear: "YOU SPRAYED ME IN THE FACE!!!"
Damn it this made me lose
Lincoln WILSON We Bare Bears sure changed from the pilot
Bear: if it’s a piece of plastic...why do you need it...?
Disney Princess: STAHP BEAR PLEASE!!!
🐻
You ignored my question mortal...
That's what I'd do
T H A T S A L O T O F D A M A G E
_Phil Swift has entered the chat_
"I fixed this kayak with Flex Tape!"
I started rooting more and more for the bear the higher her voice got.
I rooted for the bear as soon as I saw that she sprayed the bear and it went away from her like she wanted, and started getting angry because she didn't think far enough ahead to realize that her kayak was in that exact direction.
@@aguyontheinternet8436 Bro you and I watched this so close together
@@aguyontheinternet8436 true but I mean Tbf if a bear was after me yeah imma pepper spray that mother f’er
Also you've already established that the spray is something the bear doesn't like... use it again?
The bear is a chad
“I love refrigerators!”
Bob: *sweats nervously*
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
No, wait-
“Get away from the kayak”
“Don’t come over here”
“Get away from the kayak”
Bear: *visible confusion*
Well that bear could've gone through the side
She is so annoying
She’s a v1 Karen
The bear just wanted revenge for getting pepper sprayed in the face
@@Mr.Dorkian true
girl: **pepper sprays a bear** go away
same girl 10 seconds later: *cOMe hErE*
와 한국인
여기서 한국인을 보다니..넘 행복해
Me: MAKE UP YOUR FRICKIN MIND
I KNOWWWW
Lol
Girl: *asks why bear is breaking her kayak for the 69th time*
Bear: “Here’s a better question, *WHY DID YOU PEPPER SPRAY ME AFTER I LEFT YOUR KAYAK?!”*
My biggest flex is that I can Copy the bear and kayak girls voice amazingly✨😂
haha he said the funny number
it was walking toward her
E
@@certifiedclownlala3672 WHY DOES THAT MATTER?! THERE WAS NO EVIDENCE THE BEAR WOULD HAVE HURT HER
12:10 gets me every time 😂
Right?
AHH-
9:51 It is no longer possible to “Try for baby ᵂⁱᵀʰ ᵀʰᴱ ᵍᴿⁱᴹ ʳᴱᵃᴾᵉᴿ! *Big Wheeze*
Wheeze Factor
Just take the like.
Lmao ˣᵈ
Idk i'd shouldn't undertand this bu i do im diying.
@@Agustin_medrano *dying
Lady: "if you come near me, I'm going to pepper spray you."
Also Lady: "Where are you going? Come here!"
relatable
you see, there's this karen that i live near, and if you do anything to her, even saying a simple "hello", she will get mad at you. when you realize she's not worth wasting time, you will just walk away while she's talking shit. she'll always say "you're harassing me! go away!" but when you do it, she's like "wait, i gotta be even more of a asshole to this person!" and then "come back! i'm not done with you!"
She’s my science teacher
a karen
Her voice hurts my ears so much
The Sims one broke me. My roommate’s on the phone with some poor soul who just heard me laugh like a hyena at the top of my lungs with no context whatsoever
I liked your comment because of your username
I lost it at that to😂
I did the same!!!
SAME
The ghoul of Minnesota
mark: *just stares*
jack: "GET THAT KAYAK!"
those two are mirrors of eachother-
I don't think you know what a mirror is...you
@@seymourbuttz6419 i do, i'm just going off that weird fictional phenomenon of you seeing TECHNICALLY yourself but also not, that was kinda the joke.
Let’s be honest, we all need a “become enemies with child” wish
My sim mother had her child as enemy. She was good and the child evil
Yup
As a teacher I do it all the time
@@Totenkreischer Sounds like Lois and Stewie in Season 1 of Family Guy. XD Except Stewie considered Lois his enemy, not the other way around~
@@Totenkreischer I had to double take, I thought that said sith mother
*Pepper sprays bear for coming near her, bear walks toward kayak* "No, come here! Get away from my kayak!" *Bear proceeds to destroy kayak as girl becomes increasingly emotionally devastated*
I mean if a girl tried pepper spraying me id destroy her kayak too, bears are just logical like that
Moments of instant karma
It looked back at her while going towards it too XD
Was she supposed to let the bear kill her?
Was she supposed to be commanding the bear?
For the people who doesn't understand Russian, this is what the Russian Knuckles said
"THEY'RE FLANKING FROM THE REAR,
IM RELOADING,
COVER ME,
THE ENEMY IS IN THE NORTHEAST,
THE ENEMY IS IN THE NORTHWEST,
THE ENEMY IS IN THE SOUTH,
THE ENEMY HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN THE SOUTHWEST,
(YES SIR!)"
Omg! That makes it so much funnier!
DracoBulletMaster Subtitles......
RjGames 24 mhm, but I'm also half Russian so I can make out a few words. But what I was gonna say was that I forgot the subtitles, so I here give you the power of luck. *if that can be true*. But again I completely forgot to add the "Subtitles" part on the bottom, so thanks for answering back.
DracoBulletMaster ok thats cool!
RjGames 24 don't mention it my guy.
6:50 THE DOCTORS FACE WAS PRICELESS!!🤣🤣😭😭
What is that from?
@@creeprnsidelink I’d like to know as well 😅
The amount of serotonin this man has given me throughout the years is absolutely incredible.... A shame he's not real...
Truly, a shame.
Hmm hmm, yes very sad
😔 a tragedy
a real shame
This man keeps you awake? Perhaps you should try sleeping more often then.
She Protecc
She Attacc
But most importantly...
B E A R S T O P E A T I N G M Y K A Y A C C
TrayoMayo Animations I like how the comment above you is the exact same but 4 months ago
I don’t think she Protecc cuz she couldent Protecc Her Kayyack
**gets pepper sprayed** you know what shush up I'm taking the kayak with me
She project she attacc but most importantly BEAR STOP EATING MY KAYACC
Masha and the bear in real life.
The guy reading the Sims "bug-fixes" was probably the best.
@TraustiGeir Gay Frogs was also good too
@@PhantomThiefOracleTrue, Alex Jones memes are fantastic.
Unless it's a school, the children aren't allowed to leave and they all die.
No the gay frogs is way better
@@NathanAnStuff nah
6:00 What Mark said here was funnier than that video of the lady yelling at the bear. I thought I was gonna lose my hearing listening to her wailing.
5:59
I love how the bear looks back a couple times like it knows what she’s saying, and it’s doing it on purpose after she said those stupid whiny things.
Lol yeah XD
Bears are smart, I wouldn't be surprised
NO, STOP BREAKING IT, COME BACK **LITERALLY JUST PEPPER SPRAYED THE BEAR**
Bear: "No, It's ok, I want to leave you alone, no prob-"
*woman pepper sprays him*
Bear: " ... you know what?"
*turns around*
XD
XD
I would do the exact same thing if i was the bear XD
Yep she earned every last bit of what that bear gave her.
same as Jstar338 but altered a lil shame
can we give props to the guy who did the subtitles, mans literally translated the ugandan knuckles russian to english
The fact that the lines were from cod is hilarious
Not to mention narrating "mark nearly breaks again."
Even better, can we give credits to mark not laughing at the russian anthem? i did like 3 times
I love making subtitles.
The bird that got poked in the buthole
I remember this, from back when mark made good content. Who am I kidding? Mark always makes good content.
When you're happy, you enjoy the music. When you're sad, you understand the lyrics 7:27
Damn his girlfriend really do be dead😐
When u see it
Yeah I'm ridin' through the area
In a car that's made f*ckin
Bird feathers and pleather seats
And I got to meet a bish who says she works
At the swap meet I think
Or so she says I don't know
Where she lives but I know that she's
Not alive, she's dead
And I killed her, in a car accident
Lookin' like a president
In a fckin chopper
I mean the airplane
Force
One
I want a link to that video
wysi
That bear is a hero.
I say we vote for that bear as king of the kayaks.
Megan Z did you just assumes it’s gender?
John P yeah u got a problem with that?
Lucario 20 you think you can come up with a bigger understatement
Megan Z yeet
Her voice is so god damn annoying
12:17 where Markiplier looks exactly like his T-Shirt
That's cause the shirt is him
R/wooooosh
11:26 what’s this music called?
super monkey yeah duh 200 IQ
DANK_ton7783 MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE It’s called Lacrimosa.
I was doing so well until that law and order one 😂😂
"WhY ARe yOu bREakInG My KaYaK!?"
Hmmm It might have something to do with PEPPER SPRAYING THE BEAR
She should’ve just killed the bear.
@@billythebiscuitcactus for fucks sake, everyone thinks that black bears are dangerous! According to my research there's been approximately 25 deaths caused by black bears in 20 years. You don't need to kill the poor bear.
@@wannabecliffburton4275 according to your research? Should I be concerned?
The bear take it emotionally
Exactly
“WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY KAYAK?!” *breaks into cheesy Disney princess song*
There was a small part of me that wanted the bear to just somehow say “I don’t know, why’re you trying to talk to me-“
@@imagnomie5242 fghkeesvz👼💇💇🎅.fxxc😒😒😱😱😱
*Please don’t break my kayak bear~*
*"BEAARR..BEEEEEAAAR STOP BREAKING MY KAYAK IT'S THE END OF SEPTEMBER WHY ARE YOU HERE BEAAR BEEEAAAAAR"*
XD that was so cringe that it was funny
She sounds so distressed😂
It's almost like she pepper sprayed the bear and he was spiteful
bears are real smart cookies. i don't think it's almost like it knew, it knew for sure, and decided to break the kayak in anger.
Libtards everyone
4:38 my dawg got his revenge for the pepper spray 💀
Bro, that bear was just trying to live their best life and this deflating balloon sounding lady screeches at it and sprays it with pepper spray. The bear deserves the kayak more than her
Gasoline Sleeve fr
Ikr
still the Bare is stoupid
The bear should’ve taken the kayak and just left in the ocean
He literally left the kayak alone and the first thing the bear get is frikin pepper spray, ngl she kinda deserve it.
Bear: to show you the power of flextape I swaed this boat in half
Underrated
Lol good you should be what they
call a memer in the world above the underlust
Sawed
NOW THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE
@@roamspida4951 swaed*
**Pepper sprays bear away**
"Bear come here!"
I love that she asked "what did I do to you??" *LADY U PEPPER SPRAYED A BEAR*
War Horse Mumbles it was tasty spray.
7:56 KILLED ME
Glad to see we're still enjoying these great videos, 👍
What is that video its been driving me nuts for years not knowing
@@Wecameformoore j walk rapper - bird feathers and pleather
@@DaddyVanDerLinde You got a plan Dutch?
@@KimJennie-vw4jd A good one... Yes
"Something happened to him that’s never happened before. His leg fell off"
From the looks of it, it seems like it’s happened before
w o w
w o w
W o w backwards
Or 2 times
Wow
“I love refrigerators”
Well, at least he’s honest about it
You can tell he isn’t lying because of his genuine happiness.
He’s a local legend where I live
Don't we all they keep our stuff fresh
That is a respectable thing to do
Word on street is he loves refrigerators a little too much if you catch my drift.
It feels so forced to me xD
mark: 60% saying "not funny."
10% laughing.
30% DeJA Vu.
Eh
Ive never found it funny since its such a shit meme
DeJa bLuE
10% that annoying kayak girl
@Miracle Robot, that everyone hates cuz of her squeaky voice.
The bear did the right thing. She pepper sprayed it in the face, and he broke the kayak. Vengeance well served
As a russian, I can tell you that the men that are doing the tongue thing in the choir (at 1:35) are actually imitating a Russian instrument, the balalaika. (For the ones who didn't know.) They are singing an old soviet song.
Ah yes, Danke sie.
@@BuckOrosco kein Problem! (I actually dont speak German, I just went to Google translate, lol.)
@@bellinkaya5782 It's 'Nein' but you were close!
@@BuckOrosco Great!
Thank you that was driving me nuts.
One reason I was laughing at the Sims one was because of the guy laughing
I lost it at that part
Time stamps?¿?¿?
I found the original video, and I remember seeing this over a year ago and dying...
Wheezing out words
You should hear the vocoded version
“Thanks for not touching my kayak” (pepper sprays bear)
“Why are you break in my kayak?!”
Really think about it for a second, lady
The lady yelling at the bear is like watching a baby try to put the square through the *circular* hole.
I felt that
I’ve never heard a comparison that is more accurate
E
Throwback moment omfg
Except so much worse.
It is no longer possible to "try for baby" ꅐꂑ꓅ꑛ ꓅ꑛꍟ ꁍ꒓ꂑꁒ ꒓ꍟꋫꉣꍟ꒓
Lucas Gill fetus deletus
Such bullshit.. I want my ghost baby
Lol
I love the original video :,D
I was recommended here by that video lmao
"She's not alive... I killed her", that went from zero to a hundred real quick.
Gets me laughing every time.
I die everytime I heard that line
@@moasanenjamir did he kill you?
Where did that come from I need to know
7:47
Nah the limp bizkit baby one straight into the bear one isnt fair 😭😭😭😭
*BEAR PLEASE STOP! BEAR STOP! BEAR! BEAR!*
STOP IT YOUR BREAKING MY KAYAK 😡😡😡
My people did well
You’re ament to be sleeping it the end of September
I bet the momma bear is proud of her son xD
Don't fucking pepperspray the bear next time
Bears grudge hard man
The lady trying to reason with the bear,
Me: this isn't funny.
The lady: it doesn't taste good
Me: *dies*
@MonoChronicle It's what the lady says to the bear
@MonoChronicle I didn't realize that, I'm sorry, I'm just stupid
anyone who uses a plastic spoon knows how it taste lol
I’m the 666th like lol
Zyx Luz, *i also died there* 😂
At 5:00 she seems like the type of person who’d yell at ice for being too cold
Lol yeah
I know the amount that she pisses me off is so much even though I have like no knowledge of bears, the most is rdr2 and research because my curiosity of the way black bears act in the game.
r/rareinsults
Karens be like
MM
I kinda wish Mark would do more of these videos, they were fucking absolute gold.
Markiplier during the Sims 3 patch notes: *_Silent laughing_*
Mark when a bird gets assaulted: *ahahahahahahahahahaha*
@@myarmsrgone my thoughts exactly
🤣🤣
Ok
That is him every video
If someone peppersprayed me in the face, I'd break their kayak.
Never mind that I’d break their face
Riveripple DEADASS
But she alwaysed ask WHY are u breaking it" bears cannot speak are u stupid and shes asking the bear to come back to her so she can pepperspray more in its face lets not get mama bear here
Riveripple dame brow
She is dumb as crap hey lady your not snow wight
Bear:*breaking boat*
Lady:"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS"!?
Bear:"I dont know propably because you pepper sprayed me in the face,Karen!"
KAREN YOU FUCKIN BASTARED
Her: Please stop breaking my kiak!
Me: *STOP OR I'LL KILL YOU*
She sounds like a typical Karen tbh
The dude at 6:33 killed me, his face is so red😂😂😂😂😂
“I’m going to pepper spray you in the face”
*pepper sprays bear*
*bear proceeds to break kayak*
“WhY aRE yOu bReaKinG mY KaYaK?!”
“oH WhY ArE yOu dOinG THAT?!”
Ava Krawczyk just saying she had pepper spray and legs she could have run up and pepper sprayed the bear away
Sorry but your not magical... You will never be
Come here bear
She thought she could be like snow White and speak to the animals
@@agentwolf_0724 that's animal cruelty and I'm not even vegan
Lady: "GET AWAY"
3 secs later: "COME HERE"
The Bear: **confused screaming**
Bear: "Ok, ok, you know what, I'm gonna leave you alo-"
Woman: *spray, spray*
Bear: "Well, actually I guess I have this thing at the top of my to-do list..."
2:51 I know I'm probably years late, but.. that plane actually landed safely with no incidents or injuries. It's called "the Gimli Glider" and it's a wicked story.
“It is no longer possible to “try for baby” with a *G R I M W H E E Z E R* “
Sims now *W H E E Z E* at acceptable levels.
"come here bear"
*Previously sprayed him in the eyes"
Also
"What have I ever done to you??"
Previously pepper sprayed bear
VulpiaanPlus how is it harassed if the women is defending her property against a Creature that’s 7X bigger than her?
@@draggeddowngames1689 you got a point. My bad
ThegreatestRacer shut attacked first in the footage first tho.
ThegreatestRacer damn thing is a 3rd her size, she’s lucky momma didn’t come beat her ass
Gawd, she sounds like the wicked witch of the west after Dorothy threw water on her.
'Y r u breaking my kayak'
BECAUSE YOU PEPPERSPRAYED HIM KAREN
she should have sprayed him again when he was at the kayak
Exactly
She thought she was a motherfuckin’ Disney Princess.
Brooklyn HARRIS yup
the girl is so stupid lol yelling at a bear and hoping it would stop
The thing is, I watch these at 11:30 ish every single night to see if I can refrain from laughing and waking my mom
You know what the consequence is if I laugh. 😅
Do you know what song this is?
@@goldenboy2740 Lacrimosa
Mozart - Lacrimosa @@goldenboy2740
“Sims are not allowed to leave the school, so they will always die.” Hey I think the sims are trying to be more realistic
It's both hilarious and sad that that's true.
my school is called sims
@@chrissymcgill117 oh no
Bruh
@@sunnydispositionn anyway the meteor hit the school
bear stop it, why are you doing this bear
Bear "I CANT SEE, WHAT IS THIS THING!? WHY IS SHE YELLING!? WHAT IS GOING ON!"
Also bear:”I’m going to end this whole woman’s September”
she sounds like a karen that will ask for the bears manager
trsartyhth
It’s really unBAREable
@@zachhaskell1649 she talked to bears 😂😂
6:00 Mark has just given Disney the biggest roast of the month
XD
No? That’s not a roast at all.
@@thetman1097 there's sonething people like to call 𝚊 𝚓𝚘𝚔𝚎.
gumborg yeah well it wasn't a good one
That girl really went through the five stages of grief watching the bear break her kayak 💀😭😭
“It’s the end of September, you’re supposed to be asleep”
“Green Day would like to know your location “
Robert Williams nice
Yes. Yes.
OMG YES
Good one
Drinking game: take a shot every time the bear lady says “bear”
Imagine shots when she says “Kayak”
I'd be f*ckin drunk
Goodluck
don’t do that
*you will die*
Guess I'll die then 🤣
Markiplier's eye brows have a mind of their own.
😂😂😂
I’m like number 300
Me too
They are hiding from you
@@spoosh1021 wow XD
3:53 loving how wayneradiotv and the rest of rtvs show up absolutely everywhere
12:17
Hey, his face matched with his shirt
Lol
Oh yeah
Yeah XD
ohhh yeahhhhhh
Yeah!
Girl: Don't touch my boat bear!
Bear: Oh ok
Girl: *Pepper sprays bear*
Bear:
Girl:
Bear: Ok you know what-
Seriously, who pepper sprays a bear after telling it not to wreck yo stuff and then get upset when it decides afterwords to wreck it?? Like?? You brought that upon yourself, feel the thunder!
*Feel the thunder.* But yeah I agree, like you told it to come here, then you pepper spray it in the face. WHY?!?
*Exactly!!*
and then when it starts wrecking her stuff and she says "come here!!!" right after spraying it?? um??
id love to know why tf this girl was alone on a lake/river near a bloody forest lmao
That too, like ok he's gonna completely forgive you for spraying him and obey you like a pet.... *GIRL*
Super Siri's Sweets instant karma
Woman - Pepper sprays Bear
Bear - Goes to break the kayak
Woman: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
Bestbros film feminism...
Bestbros film "what did i do?!?"
Phiro 00 xD
Un-Bearable
Whamen Logic.
“I love refrigerators” lol I was laughing fora a whole 10 minutes
"WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY KAYAK?!" -girl that pepper sprayed a bear
you sound like a child
@@Chrissy_Valentine they just quoted from the video is all chill
I'm with the bear on this one.
My biggest flex is that I can Copy the bear and kayak girls voice amazingly✨😂
Instead of just being useless when the bear started breaking the kayak she coulda paper sprayed him again
Bear!
BEAR!
*BEAR!!!*
*bEAR WhY Are yOu BreAKiNg mY kaYak BeaR?!!?!??!!?1!??1??1!!!?*
Swiper no swiping!
Bear: cause you people keep throwing you shit in the river
Stop eating my kayak
It's not even food or pizza
It's
IT'S PLASTIC !!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😆😂😂😂😂
Don't challenge the bear lady!! What kind of drugs are you on!
Brayden M-H *you pepper sprayed it in the face*
Me: the girl's voice in the bear clip isn't that annoying
Girl: *GoSh DaRn It!*
Me: WTFWTFWTF
bruh moment
Hentai character voice-over-actress😂
12:18 I like how the shirt matches his face
I like how the lady calls the bear bear like he understood she's calling him😂
Ova h same 🤣
Ok kaneki
What was she calling the bear with, an apple phone,...? a Samsung phone...? Which one
@@fellowbrit6328 ok buddy😂
That's my profile picture 😡