Stay Strong King: How Long Do You Last?

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  • @stevie_emerson
    @stevie_emerson  ปีที่แล้ว +408

    best way to support production - check out the bloopers, scripts, and behind the scenes on patreon 💪

    • @tanzeelhunny5639
      @tanzeelhunny5639 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I m sorry its hilarious

    • @BenQotsa
      @BenQotsa ปีที่แล้ว +1

      who is this?

    • @tanzeelhunny5639
      @tanzeelhunny5639 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tunzeel from Karachi Pakistan

    • @javiernunez8947
      @javiernunez8947 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now we need a video of the Friday night at 7 where he double booked it with like all of the people he asked out in the stay strong king videos

    • @313FLASH
      @313FLASH ปีที่แล้ว

      make another series

  • @JustinRabackoff
    @JustinRabackoff ปีที่แล้ว +4146

    “Why do you need that information?” Gets me every time.

  • @SanjeevKumar-hd7mq
    @SanjeevKumar-hd7mq ปีที่แล้ว +2027

    "Can I be honest with you?" cracks me up all the time 😂😂😂😂

    • @b34rcr4ft
      @b34rcr4ft ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Honesty is all I want

    • @jognfong8557
      @jognfong8557 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      same energy as "not be (something), but ..." and then proceeds to be that 😂

    • @noctisocculta4820
      @noctisocculta4820 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jognfong8557 and "I have Black/gay friends, so I don't mean _all_ of _them!"_ lol

  • @LANGI902
    @LANGI902 ปีที่แล้ว +2803

    This man better be careful he doesn't double book himself Friday night at 7 😂

    • @nonamer29
      @nonamer29 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @LANG1902: With his track record he'll be free.

    • @Krish32332
      @Krish32332 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      From what I counted it’s atleast 3 potential dates on a Friday night 😂😂

    • @tomato2517
      @tomato2517 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He doesn’t ever have to be worry about that😂

    • @mod2
      @mod2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Always quadruple book to make your golf, car, powerlifting, and medical dates fight for the cherry on the top

    • @KINGVONFRM063
      @KINGVONFRM063 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💀

  • @tryingtodogood
    @tryingtodogood ปีที่แล้ว +2619

    127 hours of inception (3 layers) comes to 57.15 seconds. Kudos on the accurate calculation.😂😂

    • @schoki1446
      @schoki1446 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      It‘s in reference to the movie „127 hours“ about the climber, he even says something about hiking right after. The inception thing is coincidental

    • @orchestraoverseer9426
      @orchestraoverseer9426 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@schoki1446 this is still peak writing regardless

    • @Daniel-Weaver
      @Daniel-Weaver ปีที่แล้ว +47

      57 seconds? Are you Superman?

    • @izhamsham843
      @izhamsham843 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ​@@Daniel-WeaverI know, right? Why he's running a marathon? Making us Olympic level sprint timers look bad 😤

    • @lethargic.
      @lethargic. ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@schoki14461:42 ?

  • @ZDY66666
    @ZDY66666 ปีที่แล้ว +2736

    I will forever watch the same jokes but under different context from Stevie for the rest of my life

    • @terminaterjohn
      @terminaterjohn ปีที่แล้ว +11

      same

    • @timurradman3999
      @timurradman3999 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@terminaterjohn Sign me in

    • @superman9772
      @superman9772 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      so true... he's made this his trademark... and it works every time

    • @iamthoys
      @iamthoys ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Until he suddenly puts in a plot twist

    • @neppe4047
      @neppe4047 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iamthoyspeople will go crazy lol

  • @funnyvids8119
    @funnyvids8119 ปีที่แล้ว +1146

    That "I am sorry" always gets me 🤣

    • @tomstiel7576
      @tomstiel7576 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      saw it coming

    • @Cosmo-Kramer
      @Cosmo-Kramer ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's, "I'm sorry?".

    • @Cosmo-Kramer
      @Cosmo-Kramer 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@gamingturt More, and higher quality, in a typical month than you've had in your whole life. LOL

  • @JoeVirella
    @JoeVirella ปีที่แล้ว +387

    I love that when Stevie asks “Why do you need that information?” It’s followed by a perfectly valid reason.

  • @robbytherobot1
    @robbytherobot1 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    "minute man mikey" 🤣
    You know a nickname is coming and it never disappoints

    • @tomato2517
      @tomato2517 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was waiting for the dude who comes in and exposes him at the end😂😂

    • @ScarFlame
      @ScarFlame ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Steve is a 5 pump chump.....lol

  • @anothergenericgamer_
    @anothergenericgamer_ ปีที่แล้ว +369

    “I’m sorry” something so simple but it makes me laugh so much 😂

    • @Liriq
      @Liriq 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm sorry

  • @taliesinmusic
    @taliesinmusic ปีที่แล้ว +231

    the "I love you, bye" gets me every time!

  • @johnsimon810
    @johnsimon810 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Killing it with the script twists - great piece - not overplayed or too long - timing is perfect. Thank you.

  • @Houlgravely
    @Houlgravely ปีที่แล้ว +231

    He will break the curse at last if he pushes for Friday at 8 instead of 7. 😁

  • @veetour
    @veetour ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I already know the formula, but it's great to see all the scenarios you can do.

  • @macsifg2
    @macsifg2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    the “im sorry” and the “why do you need that information” will always kill me 💀 😂😂

  • @daemon2880
    @daemon2880 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The long delay to answer, then shift of head position proceeded by the famous: 'I'm sorry?'....Is what gets me everytime 😂

  • @leechrec
    @leechrec ปีที่แล้ว +75

    She's a great actress. Her facial expressions are on point.

    • @jcb3393
      @jcb3393 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      yes... the face is what everyone is looking at... (I know that is by design)

    • @JimmyMon666
      @JimmyMon666 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@jcb3393 Yeah she has a beautiful neck. Graceful.

  • @michealbadmus2146
    @michealbadmus2146 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The fact that we are quite familiar with the plot and still builds our anticipations of the outcome. He is good.

  • @joguestin
    @joguestin ปีที่แล้ว +16

    there's always a person who interrupts him as he's about to finally answer, and each and every time, i don't expect that interruption!

  • @jhriscenkins1195
    @jhriscenkins1195 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    the long pause before the "I'm sorry" kills me every time

  • @chance7108
    @chance7108 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Alright, here’s what we know about Steve:
    He’s sorry
    He asks why they need that information
    He tells bunch of random things
    He’s worried that if he tells the truth they’ll not go out without him
    The plot twists are just the best part😂

    • @marcp.1752
      @marcp.1752 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ...and this doesn't happen for the #1 time here. 😂

    • @alonsogonzalez6700
      @alonsogonzalez6700 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He speaks on the phone pretending to be friends with a guy who is expert in the talking subject

    • @Idunnoanymo
      @Idunnoanymo ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He can always perform a thematic song relevant to the subject!

    • @jg7731
      @jg7731 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love Stevie but I think this skit has been beaten to death already!

    • @StratoHari2
      @StratoHari2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He is free Fridays night at 7

  • @uriahdowell4851
    @uriahdowell4851 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The Office reference of Michael Scott tenure minutes is just pure love from us Office Fans, thanks Stevie!

    • @generals_n00b19
      @generals_n00b19 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am so glad someone else noticed that!

    • @ItssFootball
      @ItssFootball ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@generals_n00b19 same! Was searching for a comment on this hahah

    • @loganpeck5084
      @loganpeck5084 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's from the musical Rent. The Office workers used the song and changed the minute number for Michael Scott's career.

  • @barbecuesauceeyebrows8254
    @barbecuesauceeyebrows8254 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:57 he never said which Johnny, she pulled Johnny sins out of absolute nowhere

    • @anjonlee
      @anjonlee 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂
      I'm actually wondering that

  • @aneurysmfun
    @aneurysmfun ปีที่แล้ว +173

    You know, I watch these sketches and they're so funny, well casted, well acted, ect....BUT am I the only one who really hopes they get drinks friday?😂😂😂

    • @Cosmo-Kramer
      @Cosmo-Kramer ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think it's safe to say that Stevie's plowing all these actresses in his sketches. That's probably how they get casted in the first place.

    • @suecli8131
      @suecli8131 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Cosmo-KramerI think he has the looks and personality to plow them regardless of wether they get casted or not

    • @Cosmo-Kramer
      @Cosmo-Kramer ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@suecli8131I think what you're trying to say is that given Stevie's looks and personality, he'd still be able to plow chicks this hot if he was just a regular joe, and had nothing to offer them career-wise. Well, maybe. Depends on his height. I have a feeling he's like 5'7, and that's a dealbreaker for a lot of hot chicks who have their pick of guys. Even girls who themselves are short, like 5'2, it can be a dealbreaker because she doesn't want to be the same height as a guy when she's in heels.

    • @user-wx4nv8xr3d
      @user-wx4nv8xr3d ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cosmo-Kramerand then there’s the issue of penis size

    • @Cosmo-Kramer
      @Cosmo-Kramer ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-wx4nv8xr3d That'll help a guy keep a girl, but not really get a date with her in the first place.

  • @Brandtphenom
    @Brandtphenom 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The way he throws in “127 hours” cracked me up even more. Such a great skit

  • @somtirtha.m
    @somtirtha.m ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:58 I'm sorry? 😂😂😂😂😂 yeah right rofl

  • @MrCenanuff
    @MrCenanuff ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "525,600 minutes" fuckin killed me lol

  • @YnotGoodVibez
    @YnotGoodVibez ปีที่แล้ว +11

    They would actually run out of film before I could finish. LMFAO! Great Shit!

  • @luke8003
    @luke8003 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I'm a simple man, I see my boy Stevie has uploaded I watch it

  • @mthathephakathi
    @mthathephakathi ปีที่แล้ว +36

    😂😂 I think Stevie should suggest drinks at 9pm on a Friday cause 7pm is clearly what keeps causing these dates to unravel.

  • @HaveFun2002_
    @HaveFun2002_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why Stevie is the Best:
    - I am sorry
    - Why you need that information
    - Can I be honest with you

  • @AlexLee-dc2vb
    @AlexLee-dc2vb ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I love you" had me screaming in tears on the floor
    I just subscribed

  • @isaiasantoniolirianomadera4390
    @isaiasantoniolirianomadera4390 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I'm sorry" is always the best part .

  • @dushanedavis9027
    @dushanedavis9027 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "U can put awhile" I'm dying 😂

  • @lad4694
    @lad4694 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Steveie out here teaching his followers breath exercises. I be holding it in till the epic line.😂😂❤

  • @esdev92
    @esdev92 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This premise will never get old

  • @bl_official_
    @bl_official_ ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Represents an entire nation"😂🖤

  • @rakmo
    @rakmo ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is by far the best one! Both characters were spot on!

  • @justinjones110
    @justinjones110 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    when he started singing🤣🤣🤣

  • @RobertPatus
    @RobertPatus ปีที่แล้ว +3

    60 second is quite impressive, nothing to be ashamed of,
    by the time I drop my pants I'm already done

  • @vibhasa5900
    @vibhasa5900 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Now comes the plot twist at the end. The blank space..

  • @Sickness2310
    @Sickness2310 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For me it’s throwing in “I love you” every time at the end before running out 😂

  • @gl1tch923
    @gl1tch923 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The usual "I'm sorry?" just makes my day
    Man watching some of those big channels out there, i get the feeling that Stevie is going to be really big one day once his Content really gets Discovered, this channel is legendary 🤣

  • @kaushikdas47
    @kaushikdas47 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Still drinks Friday at 7". 😅 Come on now, we need a compilation.

  • @AlekleahZ
    @AlekleahZ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro will never get those drinks Friday at 7

  • @tsp8855
    @tsp8855 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    at least his dopamine level is healthy

  • @usern90210
    @usern90210 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Acting was supreme on this one 😮 the tension was real and the suspense was killing me

  • @SambitSahoo
    @SambitSahoo ปีที่แล้ว +15

    For my man, Stevie. For the algo!

  • @EricPudalov
    @EricPudalov 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Stevie, I discovered your channel and all the associated ones by complete accident, and you're one of the best things I've ever seen on TH-cam. Keep up the amazing work 👏

  • @ThePakman90
    @ThePakman90 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The doctor was smooth asf with those lines

  • @charlie8458
    @charlie8458 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I respect the endless supply of babes you hire for this show. Godamn

  • @dirty_mayor
    @dirty_mayor ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love these. The I'm sorry gets me everytime.😂

  • @asiaforlife
    @asiaforlife 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Minuteman took me off guard 😂

  • @realgator
    @realgator ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I started thinking he is finding these girls from clubs and bars

  • @mightyflamelord
    @mightyflamelord ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I like how he randomly inserts musical theatre pieces in his skits 😂

  • @Jaynyina
    @Jaynyina ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm always waiting for the "Friday night at 7" line. Love it 🤣🤣

  • @hfaceyjr
    @hfaceyjr ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am going to need some merch with "I'm sorry?" with the face! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @iTransfiguration
    @iTransfiguration ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Friday night.... at 7? always gets me

  • @doriancaillaud4500
    @doriancaillaud4500 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I fucking knew he was going to call either Johnny Sins or Ron Jeremy hahaha Priceless !
    Thank you Stevie !

  • @BT-ns4xl
    @BT-ns4xl ปีที่แล้ว

    Him referencing Harry Potter and Inception, my two absolute favorite things. Only reinforces this being my favorite channel forever.

  • @jjrank7144
    @jjrank7144 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every time him look at her and say I beg u pardon 😂

  • @ADBorrego
    @ADBorrego ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Stevie's the BEST!

  • @seandillon3340
    @seandillon3340 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You REALLY squeezed the last drop from this script idea LOL

  • @iblockthxt4433
    @iblockthxt4433 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stevie got real Rizz forever at that point

  • @aa1bb2cc3dd4
    @aa1bb2cc3dd4 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:14 - "look, this is taking a lot longer than it has to" - clean play on the context

  • @cheporestrepo
    @cheporestrepo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    JOHNNY, yeah man “ deep breaths”
    LOL, this dude knows things😭😭😭😂😂

  • @drshepherd6567
    @drshepherd6567 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the "I love you" had me! LMAO

  • @OnceABustAlwaysABust
    @OnceABustAlwaysABust ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro was even taking a phone call 😂

  • @DCR_RANG
    @DCR_RANG ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how these two are almost shouting the whole time and the guys in the background don’t even notice them haha

  • @nathandomke2721
    @nathandomke2721 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Basically by the time Harry is officially a real wizard.....at that point I'm pretty much warmed up."

  • @chadashley2026
    @chadashley2026 ปีที่แล้ว

    “He’s a really sweet guy, but he’s quick.”

  • @thatmidnightlife
    @thatmidnightlife ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The best production team out there

  • @santiagoochoa354
    @santiagoochoa354 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This literally gives the same vibes as the bench press video

  • @nickvlahos7072
    @nickvlahos7072 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Following up the name drop of Johnny Sins with the main score from Rent… You win Stevie

  • @7xshadowxerox7
    @7xshadowxerox7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Damn Steve can last 60 seconds but I can barely last 10 😭

    • @jtravelz8197
      @jtravelz8197 ปีที่แล้ว

      with or without the pill? 😀😃

    • @7xshadowxerox7
      @7xshadowxerox7 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jtravelz8197 I don’t wanna talk about it 🥲

    • @tommymaddox6785
      @tommymaddox6785 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hours?

    • @MaximumPrime
      @MaximumPrime 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      More like 60 million years

  • @nairocamilo
    @nairocamilo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'm not putting in the Harry Potter franchise as a number."
    That has got to be in a list of unexpected phrases

  • @sacredsoliloquypod
    @sacredsoliloquypod ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The I'm sorry😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MarkHogan994
    @MarkHogan994 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's funny cause I never actually know how long you "should" last. Like a lot of stuff online makes it seem like you need to be able to go 20 to 40 min non stop but in reality I'm pretty sure that's not really possible for like 99.9% of guys. And if you're doing proper foreplay beforehand your girl shouldn't even need that long (assuming she can orgasm from penetration at all). In my experience a 5 to 10 minute session is already pretty good, if the foreplay and build up has been done right.

    • @MrJahka
      @MrJahka 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ten minutes of actual fucking is a long time. Around 5 minutes is about right.

  • @steivene2hot915
    @steivene2hot915 ปีที่แล้ว

    When he sang "500 50 thousand mins" reminds of that episode from The Office US!

  • @ninja4O5
    @ninja4O5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Minute-man-Mikey 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stever23
    @stever23 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Boy is QUICK." Those eyebrows I'm dyin

  • @pageperpage
    @pageperpage ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude started singing rent, seasons of love 😂

  • @SimplyWaffleOfficial
    @SimplyWaffleOfficial ปีที่แล้ว

    I liked how he sneaked that "love you..." at the end

  • @6Twisted
    @6Twisted ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The random "I love you" 🤣

  • @cheporestrepo
    @cheporestrepo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Im sorry”?
    💀😭 always get me

  • @canam2436
    @canam2436 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To be fair, that is a tough question

  • @martykaspik
    @martykaspik ปีที่แล้ว

    "Why do you need that information?" straight to the t shirts!!!

  • @jamirimaj6880
    @jamirimaj6880 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What's with "Friday nights at 7" that he always uses it in skits? haha

  • @tommymaddox6785
    @tommymaddox6785 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How can someone make literally the same plot every single week and it doesnt get old

  • @french_toast223
    @french_toast223 ปีที่แล้ว

    The "im sorry?" Is the best part of these videos

  • @ritviktanwer
    @ritviktanwer ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That office reference 😂😂😂

  • @C.Malefac
    @C.Malefac ปีที่แล้ว

    Slipping in "127 Hours" like that was brilliant 😂

  • @dictionary323
    @dictionary323 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ''I'm sorry?''

  • @ArnisKaliFlow
    @ArnisKaliFlow ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm sorry? 😂😂

  • @joseferastus545
    @joseferastus545 ปีที่แล้ว

    As soon as he says "I'm sory" it's a home run

  • @tylersawyer4373
    @tylersawyer4373 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “500….25,000….600 minutes” 😂😂😂😂

    • @Rew123
      @Rew123 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's from a musical

  • @clonetrooper576
    @clonetrooper576 ปีที่แล้ว

    the pause before he says "I'm sorry" is fucking gold

  • @Nnamruto
    @Nnamruto ปีที่แล้ว

    Tbh, this time that "I'm sorry" is valid 😂😂

  • @forgodani
    @forgodani ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Looks like Friday at 7pm is a standard thing for Stevie... lol

  • @conory
    @conory ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "im sorry"