I can afford is a 5th of whiskey and a Powerade. Mix em’ together and I can get a literal taste of my very own : Hennessy Performance, Broke Boy Edition
Whoever edited this video; give them more. The editor did a phenomenal job on this! Pumphrey and this editor: just give them their own show. The pumphrey and unnamed editor show
@@mitchellmeyer4177 Well you see.. then he made a joke about your joke, in that he's saying that your joke already exists, because this show actually is just James and the editor.... and that's the joke.
Half this episode is James saying "WhYyYY tHouGH?!?!" and the rest is "not the last jeep you'll see" 😉 Loved every second of it Edit: damn this is my most upvote ever, thank y'all. God I love this donut community, y'all way too good haha
Imagine a mom late for her kids soccer practice she quickly load the kids into the hennessy hpe 1000 and floors it until she reaches the practice field unload the kids but wait, now she is late for her yoga class so she floors it to catch up to her class. Now if unnecessarily fast suv didn’t exist that poor mother will be late for her kids soccer practice and her yoga class. THINK JAMES. THINK
Didn’t he say this in another one of his videos? 😂 or did someone comment that on a video about people’s proffered learnings methods? VARK... visual, auditory, kinesthetic, and reading? I think
Seeing James slow decent into madness as he goes through the list reminds me of old up to speeds. Happy to see donuts writers can keep with the old energy and chaos
They designed that Lambo to be able to run 118 mph on the beach. The front spun 15% faster than the rears did, I believe. Remember reading an article in Car and Driver about it back in the 80's. Probably still have it actually.
ah, yes, the PAJERO, named in japan and one of the most famous reasons of why now manufacturers have local people to name cars: imported to spanish speaking countries where PAJERO literally means WANKER ... you should really do a video about names
Hyundai is selling the Kona in Europe, but there's a catch: "kona" means "is dying in pain" in Polish so for a Polish person the whole name sounds like Hyundai is dying in pain lmaooo
My uncle bought a used black on grey '93 GMC Typhoon back in '96-'97ish. Purchased out of Robb Report magazine (like a cross between Maxim magazine and the old buy/sell/trade, except it's pretty much just for rich people). Price tag exceeded $40,000! and had to go to another province to get it. Driving that thing was quite an experience. I've only been in a handful of V8 powered cars that could match the performance of that little turbo'ed V6 because of all the GoFast GMC bolted on, plumbed in and filled it with (special pistons, rods, heads, valves etc.. - from the factory!) Absolutely ridiculous to drive- in a good way. Because it was all wheel drive and had about 12" wide tires front and rear, it cornered like it was on rails, and went like a bat out of hell, even in the rain.. And if you wanted to test that 0-60 time, grab a foot full of throttle and the off the line acceleration was like somebody attached a cable to it at a red light, and tied the other end to a dump truck doing 55! Unfortunately parts weren't cheap or plentiful. T-case blew one day and it sat at the shop for about a month, waiting for its new unit to show up. Sadly, It went to the dealer for some work on another occasion, and the service guys didn't put it inside at night and somebody decided to steal it.. T'was never seen again.
When James said that was the last jeep we would see on this list for now, the first thing that came to my mind was a 1500hp jeep grand cherokee that goes 0 to 60 in 2.1 seconds so you can get to home depot even faster. :D
James, this was an amazing performance. Your energy and acting are extremely entertaining. The editing only emphasizes that. This was an incredibly fun video to watch. Thank you!
Yeah, because the average person couldn't even handle a 200 hp mid size sedan properly, now everything have to get 500 hp and people are still looking at their phone while driving lol.
@@TheDenigreur the problem with these over powered suvs and mini vans is they have so much torque steer is fucking unreal.. i drove my buddy's dodge caravan for a day while my car was in the shop.. that thing is a v6 pushing a whopping 280hp and i shit you not i floored it off a standstill and the thing was steering all over the place.. how the hell did this even pass on safety regulations?? Lmao
@@phiillzzz807 that might be because the caravan is a fwd which would explain the torque steer. The majority of suvs on this list are either rwd or awd making torque steer nonexistent
man i just love this channel. best car show in 2010's and so far in 2020's - quite frankly this video was epic. and im not a suv guy. but now i need one ofc .. :,D
I want to thank the writers and James' absolutely hilarious delivery of the content. It's the little yelling rants and emphasis on some of the crazy numbers makes these episodes masterclass. Thank you for all the content! Love it all!
When I owned an XJ i always just said, "it can do 0-60" and left it at that, when it's as aerodynamic as a walk in refrigerator just getting there is good enough.
Specifically in the indian or pacific oceans. When the same thing happens in the atlantic, we call it a hurricane. Also typhoons and hurricanes are the only topical storms humans give names to.
Society: "WE NEED RELIABLE FUEL EFFICIENT CARS TO SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT" Also Society: *buys large technology infused SUV's with crazy power and luxury that aren't particularly reliable and definitely not fuel efficient*
@TOYOTA Boyz I don't think I have ever seen a politician drive a truck or any suv that would be in the list and I have many friends who work in politics so see what their co-workers drive fairly often. Most of the time when you see them rolling in the excursions/suburbans - those are government owned fleet vehicles and not owned or seldom driven by the politician themselves.
also society: "Tiny 1 ton manual sports cars with 2 liter turbo 250 hp engines are killing the planet. Burn them and throw them in the ocean." polar bears and whales: *sad face
The shirt is from me. I continued making them since the Lonely Drivers stopped producing them. You can order yours from me. IG: @sandrautoworks Thank you!!
Fun fact: Mitsubishi's Montero was first sold in Spain with the Pajero name. It was shortly after changed to Montero because pajero in Spanish means... well, wanker.
Spanish is a broken language where a word will have a different meaning in every country it is spoken, makes it difficult to learn for me and working with people from the DR, Ecuador, and other countries LOL
@@noruea1774 well Spain is the one with the funky Spanish..... It's like England's English vs America's English; supposedly the origin but wrong lol..... naw jk im Brazilian/Colombian in miami so heavy Cuban Spanish mixed in and in Colombian and Cuban pajero means wanker/jack off.. the mental pic in my head hearing James say it while I translated was funny
I freaking hate the SUV popularity because a sedan drives much better and with a station wagon you got the SUV practicality. HOWEVER, I can see why the SUVs have taken over (at least in Canada) First, you can’t even freaking speed anymore: Traffic jams, speed cameras, shitty roads, etc. Then, the SUVs these days have very comparable fuel efficiency as regular sedans, and they’re much easier to get in and out of. They have better ground clearance against snow. In the days when almost every vehicle in front of you is a van, truck or an SUV with tinted windows, it really helps to have a higher vehicle to see the road ahead. So yeah, as a daily driver I reckon an SUV is best here
I literally just watched the first few episodes being bored on Sunday evening lol, it was fun how they draw it always a bit creased so it looked like it *could* say Nismo but the shirt just folded xD also how they always referred to cars by the factory model code rather than official names for lack of marketing rights - S13, AE86, EG6..
@@PiotrekSzostak Huh. I wonder which is the cause and effect, Initial D avoiding copyright infringement and car culture picked it up... or if the show did it because it was already common. It's not just Japanese cars, you've got the BMW E30, E36... Mustang SN95, S550.... 🤔
by secure the contract at 2:15 they meant they didnt win the deal. It wasnt a paperwork issue, the buyer just chose a different manufacturer before a deal was made
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MO POWA! Get to Home Depot even faster in the HPE1000 Durango.
Yooo it’s hennessey 🤙 love what y’all do!
Can y'all slide a Venom or two my way please?
I can afford is a 5th of whiskey and a Powerade. Mix em’ together and I can get a literal taste of my very own : Hennessy Performance, Broke Boy Edition
@@SillyGoose0ntheL00S3 Bro, you wildin
YOO
Whoever edited this video; give them more. The editor did a phenomenal job on this! Pumphrey and this editor: just give them their own show. The pumphrey and unnamed editor show
Wait... this... THIS IS THAT SHOW! WHOOOOOO!
@@moldyskittle I was making a joke. Editor did a great job and wanted to see them get some recognition for it. May e a "good job" from the boss man
@@mitchellmeyer4177 Well you see.. then he made a joke about your joke, in that he's saying that your joke already exists, because this show actually is just James and the editor.... and that's the joke.
@@mitchellmeyer4177 I was too!
@@calholli LOL thanks man
you know what comes after three
James : "two"
me : "fou....two"
was he wrong, tho....
That part had me creasing
This made my day 🤣
this messed me up too I'm dead
hahahahahahaaha
"Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio. No, it's not just the pasta."
I felt that.
"Cause you know what comes after 3..."
"4?"
"Twwwoooooooooo"
Dang, got me again
🤣🤣🤣
Thats some Valve Stuff.
And an unskippable ad, thanks TH-cam
😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
Glad I wasn't the only one. I went, "wait, what? oh, right".
Half this episode is James saying "WhYyYY tHouGH?!?!" and the rest is "not the last jeep you'll see" 😉
Loved every second of it
Edit: damn this is my most upvote ever, thank y'all. God I love this donut community, y'all way too good haha
MOPAR BABY
I’m dying laughing 😹
@@jordanfedirchuk1558 same
To James
Pls make up to speed on gemballa
Don't spend all those internet points at once.
Easily the funniest video put out by Donut Media. James' presenting is on point, and the editing elevates it to instant classic status.
Imagine a mom late for her kids soccer practice she quickly load the kids into the hennessy hpe 1000 and floors it until she reaches the practice field unload the kids but wait, now she is late for her yoga class so she floors it to catch up to her class. Now if unnecessarily fast suv didn’t exist that poor mother will be late for her kids soccer practice and her yoga class. THINK JAMES. THINK
If i actually saw an ad like that i most definatelly wouldnt be mad at it😂😂😂
They do reach FOOTBALL practice but dead.
AND she can do burnouts the whole way😆
Than the mom jumps the river doing 150 to make it to the store before it closes 😂
No she will go to Jail if she floors a 1000hp SUV
Between the camo hat and the polo shirt, James looks like a full on dad
My dad
And he is
He needs a lip and a light beer
Ironic since he doesnt know where his is
Your mom looks like your dad
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should."
JP
Didn’t he say this in another one of his videos? 😂 or did someone comment that on a video about people’s proffered learnings methods? VARK... visual, auditory, kinesthetic, and reading? I think
Jeff Goldblum.
I can almost hear the theme song!
This comment is best when you know the original source! (Hint: you’ll find it in a history book).
Typhoon held that title for 14 years according to you info.
That’s a pretty good run.
They were quite fast in the era.
I progressively started to loose my shit every time he said "This isn't the last jeep on this list" XD
cause it was literally worth waiting for.... those shiz were fast.
Lmao. Bro. Same.
Everytime I just had my mind saying I can't wait to see this thing stats
The yeeeeps make people drop down a good house down payment in a depreciating asset
Don’t hate on that jeep
Seeing James slow decent into madness as he goes through the list reminds me of old up to speeds. Happy to see donuts writers can keep with the old energy and chaos
I was thinking the same thing! Pumphrey at his best when he becomes unhinged lol
@@lrrowley agreed 🤝
yeah.. that ain't the writers
@@calholli that's raw James energy
@@calholli I kinda agree. But gotta give some credit to the writers
15:15
James: “Do you know what comes after 3”
Me: “4?”
James: “2”
Me: “oh”
Quick math
haha! good one!
🤣
😭😭🥴😹😹😹 underrated comment
2:59 Not only in Japan but also in India it is known as the Pajero. Right now we have in India, the Pajero Sport.
Same thing in Brazil
"Maybe Connor needs to get to lacrosse practice faster."
That right there.
Pen is
That's my boy
I was reading your comment the second he said that in the vid so it easel like he was narrating my thoughts lol
Fun fact: The pajero changed it's name to Montero in Spain because it means, literally, Wanker.
also in latin america
Hahaha True, in every spanish speaking country it means wanker
I was about to comment this! Same thing in Argentina
In the UK it's a Shogun. Because...no, I have no idea, beyond some baseless accusations of selective racism.
@@Josh_Quillan Well, that's a more fitting name considering it's a japanese car
“Jreep Tran cheritee”- the wise words of James
"lambor gine mashine" - james pumphrey 2021
So true
I though it was “ Nail in bunghole “.
Ahh the Vietnamese made Jeep Tran Cherry Tee
They mentioned the Mach-E and i vomited in my mouth
Brabus: When you absolutely have to get your troops to their destination before the ink on their orders is even dry.
Watching James lose it for almost 20 minutes over a bunch of SUVs was... quite the experience
"I DON"T KNOW WHY!?!"
Hennessey: Makes fast cars.
Their customers: Receives fast cars slowly.
Mean while grandma and her Hennessy
Their competitors: sees hennesee tailights VERY quickly
@@Sandi_shores_lands_fish and wonder how long ago they paid Hennessey for the car. 2 years and they're still waiting
@@scottyscorch6217 that sux.. do they at least get a calendar or even a novelty pen to cool things off
666th like, cool
James (15:18): "You know what comes after 3"
Me: "4"
James: "2"
Me: "...."
I exclaimed 2 in the silent gap he left us
🤘🤣👍
Lmfaooooooo 😭😭😭😂💀💀💀
pfffff
Yeah, sometimes I am lost for words when I get it wrong too.
...
It's ok boo. It will pass. *entirely in monotone*
The Aztek had a 9.2 second timing (Comparing to the Miata's 9.6)
There is no way pontiac aztek was that fast 😅
Little notice from a german guy: A-B-T is the family name of the owners so it's Abt. One word. Thanks for reading :D
Nice rs3 clubsport pfp 😳
Ugliest quattro on the grill
So isses junge. Ich habe mich auch gewundert.
Wir Deutschen können nicht anders.
Danke :-)
There's no way to pronounce "Abt" in English
I love just watching James slowly slip into madness during this
Dude...nothing makes me laugh until I cry more.
Donut: SUV’s need to chill out
Me: and you need to listen the request of PaganiGaming
tell dodge that lol
No.
Every video I scroll to like his comment
donut's easily this generation's top gear. love it, never change
ok but like throttle house tho
@@dialledalloyedits3469 agree also. we're lucky to have two different flavours of top gear nowadays
15:18 > I’m pretty sure that 4 comes after 3.
Imagine if Koenigsegg took their new hybrid and shoved it into an in house designed wide body suv. That would make numbers invalid.. probably.
"Imagine if Koeni... " NO. BIG OL FUCKING NO.
@@xeus2eme something wrong?
Some of these "SUVs" are basically sedans or hatchbacks anyway. Might as well just call it Fastest 4+ Seaters
@@gaara4667 oh my ! You're the real Gaara !? I'm a biiiig fan, oooh yes.
@@xeus2eme well yes, unlike a robot I can imagine.
hennesy execs be like:
-snorts line of powder-
get this, 1000hp prius
They probably have enough hellcat editions to steal parts off of to put into a prius
lol!!!
I would actually pay for that. 😹😹
yo that bitch would fly
Don't forget not delivering to their customers
I about died when he said "wHy Do YoU nEeD tO gO tO hOmE dEpOt So FrIkKeN fAsT"
They designed that Lambo to be able to run 118 mph on the beach. The front spun 15% faster than the rears did, I believe. Remember reading an article in Car and Driver about it back in the 80's. Probably still have it actually.
Grand Cherokee making more appearances than James' dad in his life.
MOPAR BABY
@@theonetheonlykb3836 RAMCHARGERS!
I'm crying...
I think this might be the first time I’ve ever hit the like button on a comment 😂
Wow
ah, yes, the PAJERO, named in japan and one of the most famous reasons of why now manufacturers have local people to name cars: imported to spanish speaking countries where PAJERO literally means WANKER ... you should really do a video about names
That is true tho, my uncle (a native Spanish speaker currently living in Brazil) owns a 2009 TR4 and he always makes pajero jokes
Like the Kona in Portuguese speaking countries.
@@kankanmwah does is mean bird?
In Spanish pajaro or pajario are used as a word to describe your penis but are actually the word for bird and birdie.
It is called pajero in India also
Hyundai is selling the Kona in Europe, but there's a catch: "kona" means "is dying in pain" in Polish so for a Polish person the whole name sounds like Hyundai is dying in pain lmaooo
15:14 " What comes after 3 "
my brain: 4
James: 2
*before
Lmfao
It's evolving. Just backwards!
17:09 i totally lost it on that gag reflex
As a resident of the "drives their cherokee like a fckin rally car" association, I appreciate this episode. Thank you James 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
only way to drive a xj, well and over rocks & through mud.
The worst feeling is seeing a sporty lookin suv behind u and you think it’s go time but when they go next to you it’s a mom on her phone goin 120
It’s always a woman on her phone. Every single time
Worst part is it fucking has HANDS FREE capabilities lol why are you holding your phone? 🤷🏽♂️
@@jorgewuzhear I know right I see it all the time
@@jorgewuzhear absolutely
Sounds like some deap trama man
Finally, a D-List hosted by James' dad
Lol yep, he was wearing his old Nismo shirt and rolled out in his Z31 300zx, James has such a cool dad!
My uncle bought a used black on grey '93 GMC Typhoon back in '96-'97ish. Purchased out of Robb Report magazine (like a cross between Maxim magazine and the old buy/sell/trade, except it's pretty much just for rich people). Price tag exceeded $40,000! and had to go to another province to get it. Driving that thing was quite an experience. I've only been in a handful of V8 powered cars that could match the performance of that little turbo'ed V6 because of all the GoFast GMC bolted on, plumbed in and filled it with (special pistons, rods, heads, valves etc.. - from the factory!)
Absolutely ridiculous to drive- in a good way. Because it was all wheel drive and had about 12" wide tires front and rear, it cornered like it was on rails, and went like a bat out of hell, even in the rain.. And if you wanted to test that 0-60 time, grab a foot full of throttle and the off the line acceleration was like somebody attached a cable to it at a red light, and tied the other end to a dump truck doing 55! Unfortunately parts weren't cheap or plentiful. T-case blew one day and it sat at the shop for about a month, waiting for its new unit to show up.
Sadly, It went to the dealer for some work on another occasion, and the service guys didn't put it inside at night and somebody decided to steal it.. T'was never seen again.
in my house, we all say herspers now. james, you've changed our lives...
How else do people say HP?
@@oliverallen5324 xD
in Indonesia we say DK instead HP
Get ready, ya’ll are gonna start calling it the “cheept tranchdt cherutchee”
Same lol
"What'ya gotta go to Home Depot so fast for?" Because I keep forgetting shit!!!!
Same bro, same
The struggle is real!
This is real.
When you forget the 3/4s inch drill bit
Oh mate........
"The one that looks like a Kangaroo's head" - Welp, never gonna unsee that one.
i dont see it
bruh same hard to unsee it now😭
LMAO!
When James said that was the last jeep we would see on this list for now, the first thing that came to my mind was a 1500hp jeep grand cherokee that goes 0 to 60 in 2.1 seconds so you can get to home depot even faster. :D
"What comes after 3? ... 2!" Would definitely be a shirt car guys would rock tf out of lol
Yessss
My top 2 dream cars I will probably never get:
GMC Syclone
GMC Typhoon
Bought my 93 Typhoon for 10k, you can find them
Loved your way of explaining
Yh bro he’s good, but still thi he called the x6 m an x5 lol😂
@@tscript8109 I'm gonna need a whole new Rosetta stone for this shit man
@@tscript8109 cant tell if its epilepsy or elon musk's Twitter account...
Gosh damn
@@thatguy3745 lol
Loved your way of
James, this was an amazing performance. Your energy and acting are extremely entertaining. The editing only emphasizes that. This was an incredibly fun video to watch. Thank you!
"Lemme tell you something....this won't be the last time you see the Grand Cherokee on this list"
*Trackhawk noises intensify*
facts eh
Vroom Vroom in the distance...
@@sauditate4562 more like "WAAAAAAAAAAAH"
You're right, can't believe so many people are buying these crazy fast SUV's. BTW I think I solved the problem, one gas powered vehicle & one electric
Automotive engineers be like:
-Yeah, lets make a 6000 pound beast go under 3 secs, that seems reasonable.
Yeah, because the average person couldn't even handle a 200 hp mid size sedan properly, now everything have to get 500 hp and people are still looking at their phone while driving lol.
@@TheDenigreur basically lol
@@TheDenigreur the problem with these over powered suvs and mini vans is they have so much torque steer is fucking unreal.. i drove my buddy's dodge caravan for a day while my car was in the shop.. that thing is a v6 pushing a whopping 280hp and i shit you not i floored it off a standstill and the thing was steering all over the place.. how the hell did this even pass on safety regulations?? Lmao
@@phiillzzz807 that might be because the caravan is a fwd which would explain the torque steer. The majority of suvs on this list are either rwd or awd making torque steer nonexistent
@@charliemoomoo7200 ah yes i forgot to mention about these being fwd
“A ZJ? What’s a ZJ?”
-“If you don’t know, you can’t afford it.”
Underrated comment.
🍺 fest. Classic
Can’t afford shit these days
@@mertd7702 I feel ya bro
if your lucky you may find it in anther brand of car for reasonable price
man i just love this channel. best car show in 2010's and so far in 2020's - quite frankly this video was epic. and im not a suv guy. but now i need one ofc .. :,D
So who’s gonna tell James that a typhoon is a storm and in fact, not a wave?
Came here just for this... was thinking "I think your thinking about a tsunami bruh"
It's not only a storm... It's a hurricane with reverse.
@@calholli Hurricane = Atlantic
Typhoon = Pacific
That’s the only difference
@@calholli it's just a hurricane in north west pacific.
@@julesiebear I know... I was thinking north and south too though.. lol
james: "what comes after 3?"
me: 4!
james: "2"
😐
🤣
Donut has the best ad integrations ngl worth whatever they pay y’all
BIG Facts
You need go check out my boy Trap Lore Ross he's the only man out here rivaling these guys for ads
I don't know man Internet Historian has some really good ad reads
@@jordonsmith1371 lmaooo I know whatchu mean those off beat songs slap ngl
the editor of these videos is top notch :')
"What are you gonna freaking go to home depot so fast for?"
this line killed me LMAO
Soccer practice too lol
this is easily the funniest video i've ever seen on this channel
I want to thank the writers and James' absolutely hilarious delivery of the content. It's the little yelling rants and emphasis on some of the crazy numbers makes these episodes masterclass. Thank you for all the content! Love it all!
When I owned an XJ i always just said, "it can do 0-60" and left it at that, when it's as aerodynamic as a walk in refrigerator just getting there is good enough.
This guys makes the vid funnier yet interestiing
I can agree with that title. Now i need to find PaganiGaming
Epa: hey no more fast car, no more performance parts
Dodge: hehe hellcat go in suv hehe
Next year at Dodge HQ: hehe hellcat 1200hrspr ram 15000
@@Malohdek I think the next logical step is for Chrysler to make a hellcat Pacifica
EPA: More bullshit
Doge: Hellcat powered minivan go BRRRRRR
We need a Hellcat Fiat 500, imagine the 0 to 60 on that bad boy. 🤔🤨
@@Abel-Alvarez With All Wheel Drive.... bring it!!
Not a wave bro: "A typhoon is a mature tropical cyclone that develops between 180° and 100°E in the Northern Hemisphere"
it makes a lot of waves though
WaVeS ArE CreAteD By WiNd
was he thinking tsunami 😅
Specifically in the indian or pacific oceans. When the same thing happens in the atlantic, we call it a hurricane. Also typhoons and hurricanes are the only topical storms humans give names to.
@@nielsvwinden no
14:36 and we’re still not done!!! Yooooooo!!! 😆😆🤣🤣🤣
Society: "WE NEED RELIABLE FUEL EFFICIENT CARS TO SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT"
Also Society: *buys large technology infused SUV's with crazy power and luxury that aren't particularly reliable and definitely not fuel efficient*
Irony
@TOYOTA Boyz I don't think I have ever seen a politician drive a truck or any suv that would be in the list and I have many friends who work in politics so see what their co-workers drive fairly often. Most of the time when you see them rolling in the excursions/suburbans - those are government owned fleet vehicles and not owned or seldom driven by the politician themselves.
You’re down bad if you care about car pollution
I’m just kidding don’t get mad at me Tesla stans
also society: "Tiny 1 ton manual sports cars with 2 liter turbo 250 hp engines are killing the planet. Burn them and throw them in the ocean."
polar bears and whales: *sad face
@Zombified MX5 thats why we should just stop doing anything and get the option that’s THE WORST for the environment! Crude oil letsfuckingooo
James looking like he’s the President of the Lonely Drivers Club
BRUHH AHHAHHAHA
"Abt" is not an abbreviation, it's just a German word. Or in this case, the name of the founder Hans-Jürgen Abt. Cheers.
I love how once you entered the 3s category you just lost your mind more and more why, WHY NOT
Jeep: We heard you’re a dad going through a midlife crisis, but you want to keep it in the low
Nice Initial D "Nisno" polo James! Awesome find!
Glad someone else noticed!
@@tanmay______ Lonely drivers unite!
The shirt is from me. I continued making them since the Lonely Drivers stopped producing them. You can order yours from me. IG: @sandrautoworks
Thank you!!
@@kristofreibl975 Awesome!
@@kristofreibl975 I'll order 10 pcs!
Alternative Title: Grown man has meltdown over fast SUV’s 😹
Typical beta.
@@extraslipperywhenwet Who??
@@extraslipperywhenwet cringe
Grown man has a melt down over fast crossovers. There are hardly any SUV's on this list between the 90's and the 20's
“Grown man”
That Stelvio gets even more impressive when you start looking at what cars it's beats around The Ring…
I love how many times he had to say "this isn't the last Jeep on the list" 😂😂😊
Everytime he mentioned a jeep then said it wouldn’t be the last with that damn wink got me 🤣😅
Fun fact:
Mitsubishi's Montero was first sold in Spain with the Pajero name.
It was shortly after changed to Montero because pajero in Spanish means... well, wanker.
It's funny cuz, in Brazil it was still called Pajero when sold here
Spanish is a broken language where a word will have a different meaning in every country it is spoken, makes it difficult to learn for me and working with people from the DR, Ecuador, and other countries LOL
@@gymusen they speak Portuguese in Brazil not Spanish.
@@mrsmiastef Still, I'm from Spain and I wouldn't understand any word from an ecuatorian.
@@noruea1774 well Spain is the one with the funky Spanish..... It's like England's English vs America's English; supposedly the origin but wrong lol..... naw jk im Brazilian/Colombian in miami so heavy Cuban Spanish mixed in and in Colombian and Cuban pajero means wanker/jack off.. the mental pic in my head hearing James say it while I translated was funny
Zat's not fast enoof; nor doesn't have enoof lettars.
That was a good line.
I tried to read that out loud with a German accent and failed miserably. I ended up sounding like a drunk Scotsman.
17:14 Chreap Chan Chreochtee
I feel like this video was James’ slow descent into madness
14:22 uh hold up, a AWD burnout?! damn that's crazy.
@Sideways G alright bro you go do an awd burnout in your car
@@sparkie5571 you can’t....that’s what he’s saying. It’s hooked up to something on the rear
@@Jay-rg5mt alright man you go hook your SUV up then do an AWD burnout
@@harshitaseeja3290 My SUV only has 1 wheel :/
James giving off some strong Matty Matheson vibes on this one.
Liked the video for typhoon being fast as heck.
Deep appreciation for the totally "wireless" mic on the table
The idea of going from 0 to 60 mph in 3.7 seconds inside a G Wagon sounds absolutely terrifying
You mean amazing?
@@kylecope4412 i mean if you’ve been into one, it’s literally a coffin.
One of the dumbest vehicles ever made.
Change my mind...
Nolan looks like he serves subpoenas while bumping to “Electric Avenue”
Safety first, then teamwork.
Nolan needs some nip shields. Just look at those poky nips in that big boi
@@HardstyleCatalyst a man of culture I see
I freaking hate the SUV popularity because a sedan drives much better and with a station wagon you got the SUV practicality. HOWEVER, I can see why the SUVs have taken over (at least in Canada) First, you can’t even freaking speed anymore: Traffic jams, speed cameras, shitty roads, etc. Then, the SUVs these days have very comparable fuel efficiency as regular sedans, and they’re much easier to get in and out of. They have better ground clearance against snow. In the days when almost every vehicle in front of you is a van, truck or an SUV with tinted windows, it really helps to have a higher vehicle to see the road ahead. So yeah, as a daily driver I reckon an SUV is best here
“Because you know what comes after 3?
2.”
-James 2021
Seems Legit
"i dont know numbers arent real. whyyyy" lost my shit
A Typhoon is not a wave you're thinking of a tsunami. I love you James
0:44 fantastic jacket !
Nobody:
James' shirt: NISNO
I guess he's buying shirts on ebay now too
Lol its from initial D
@@makurimaru im glad someone else got the iketani reference
@@makurimaru I saw it & immediately thought, “This is a man of culture.”
i was watching initial d 3rd stage lol
@@Cuhh346 Does his car literally say that? I never payed attention. I am on 4th season, so maybe it comes later
No one has ever noticed that James wears Iketani's shirt from Initial D : first stage
I did lol, the off brand nismo
I literally just watched the first few episodes being bored on Sunday evening lol, it was fun how they draw it always a bit creased so it looked like it *could* say Nismo but the shirt just folded xD also how they always referred to cars by the factory model code rather than official names for lack of marketing rights - S13, AE86, EG6..
@@PiotrekSzostak Huh. I wonder which is the cause and effect, Initial D avoiding copyright infringement and car culture picked it up... or if the show did it because it was already common. It's not just Japanese cars, you've got the BMW E30, E36... Mustang SN95, S550.... 🤔
We did..
literally the first thing I notices
The more James loses his grip on reality in this video the more I laugh.
love it when he does that
At 6:10
James : "Now this ladies and gentleman is when thing start to get insane"
TH-cam : "Ayyyy wassup here is an add"
James slapping those magnet strips on the monolith gives me anxiety
“…Bowler Nemesis-and that’s also what I call my teerrrrlet” made me audibly chuckle. I’m such a child.
a typhoon isn't a wave, it's a hurricane but in the eastern hemisphere. think you meant tsunami
I literally only came to the comments the point that out as well. You beat me to it.
sad to see this so far down the comments. I came here for this.
@@gchsccstud same
Where was the BMW X3 M Comp!?!? That car easily does 3.2! 🚙 💨
This video was both hilarious and informative! Awesome 🙏🏻
The “Newly sentient board” won’t let shit stick cause it’s hungry and needs a Snicker ...
James’ lackluster effort of organizing that list is giving me eczema
Can't wait for "Minivans need to Stop"
by secure the contract at 2:15 they meant they didnt win the deal. It wasnt a paperwork issue, the buyer just chose a different manufacturer before a deal was made
2:03*
I feel like we're in the 60s muscle car era for SUVs
Pretty much.