Alexander Hamilton: Say YES to this?! [LAMS]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ต.ค. 2024
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I don't know why I made this.
OG video made by Mush Roomie.
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POV: You’re just chilling, like 200 years dead, and a bunch of 14 year olds just found out you’re a switch : 😰
this made me giggle
BAHAHAHH
YES
Had a stroke reading this probably cuz im listening to a Heathers playlist and watching this at the same time
WAIT LIKE THE DRINK
The “daddy no” is the same vibe as “daddy chill”
timestamp?
2:51
more like mommy no
..
Ill just go-
It really does
@@sillyvinvin hm-
“Aren’t you supposed to be dead?”💀 don’t do my boi Lauren’s like that 😂🥺
Especially not after his birthday XD
Lmao
@@DevilDarling21 YES
yeah stfu let him live his life
Yeah lol
Half expected Alexander to yell "CALL ME MA'AM ONE MORE TIME"
Y E S
John: go home Alex…
Alex: wait John-
John: go. Home.
HOLY YESSSSSSS
Go home alexander😡THATS an order FROM YOUR GAY BFS WIFE😡😡😡😡😡
thats an order from your dead lover@@Totally_Logan_Fields
Alex: Enter me.
(He says in parenthesis.)
John: And I took that personally-
LMAO
…
AHAHHDHDHAHA
THIS! Ladies and gentlemen….this!!🙌🏻😩🙌🏻
HABAHBRKSHSHSSHAJB
When the 1700s homophobia is so deep that everyone collectively hallucinates that Alex is a woman
THIS IS CORRECT I AGREE WE JUST NEED THEM TO BE TOGETHER AND GO TO ANY EXTENT TO MAKE IT HAPPEN
Why was I also thinking this
XD YES
If that we’re me I would’ve been traumatized by being called “m’am” all the time and banging the dead ghost of my friend
W H E E Z E 🤣
"I'm not a ma'am but sure"
Ok, that killed me😂
SAME 🤣
Me too ahahhaah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I'm not a ma'am but sure... Anyways you look pathetic"
Me every time someone calls me ma’am but I have no objections because I’m genderqueer
REAL 😭😭
Eliza & Angelica: is this legal?
Laurens: IT HAPPENED IN NEW JERSEY
“Everything is legal in New Jersey”
"Everything is legal in New Jersey."
Everything is legal, in New Jersey...
Buur: Oh look, a gun!
@@amaracaroline9482 Jefferson is mad
Why is no one talking about the asexual person that made the subtitles??? IS THE BEST PART OF ALL THIS FRICKIN VIDEO
Lmao the subtitles had me rollin
Ikr
Fax doe-
Not gonna lie, as an ace, I loved the subtitles so much.
One thing an ace is gon do is tell u that they're ace
"My name is Alexander Hamilton. And there's a million things I haven't done, but John Laurens is _not_ one of them."
I read a fanfic (don't judge) that literally ended with that exact line!!!!
Edit: Now that I think about it, you are watching this video, I don't think you are in any place to judge, but whatever.... I'm here too
@@kassandraconk1763 I suppose whoever wrote that fanfic is my soulmate lol
I'm just surprised I haven't read it before
@@whitequeenofficial3498 If you want it it's called First Night in New York by MalkavianRants in Ao3
Did I just give a smut fic in a TH-cam comment? I guess I just did...
@@kassandraconk1763 I think you might have... But I'm grateful for it. Thank you!
THAT WOULD BE A GODLY PICKUP LINE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The “I’m not a ma’am but sure, anyways, you look pathetic” cracks me up😂😂
Thats my favorite line in the entire thing!!! I was literally rolling on the ground laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣
READING THAT EVEN MADE ME LUAGH
And later his tone when he said "Was this story A SETUP?"
JayJay is just finished with the channel,finished with life and finished with the fandom
I READ THIS WHUILE LISTENING TO THAT PART
"John Laurens?"
"Arent you supposed to be dead?"
"You're too precious!-"
Ennit
Oh no
And then they-
“Wait, lady?”
When I first saw the animatic, *I lost so much oxygen*
Also when he said *”IM NOT A MA’AM”*
Edit: “iM nOt a mA’aM bUt oKaY”
*iM nOt A mA' aM bUt SuRe AnYwAyS yOu LoOk PaThEtIc*
Yes I lost oxygen
My man really said ‘Edit: “iM nOt a mA’aM bUt oKaY”’
Bro this kinda disturbed me a little I might delete it from my watch history later
"I not a ma'am but uh you look pathetic"
MY EYES ARE BLESSED BUT ALSO RUINED AT THE SAME TIME 🖐🏽😭
YH
Very trueee
SAME
oops 😋
No one:
Literally nobody:
Not a soul:
Laurens: “ma’am”
Hamilton: *IM NOT A MA’AM*
@Elizabeth Kendall Go home ma’am..
IM NOTCHA MA'AM
CALL ME MA’AM ONE MORE TIME
Hamilton: CALL ME MA’AM ONE MORE TIME-
Laurens: You’re too kind ma’am
Hamilton: I’m not a ma’am
Laurens: This one’s mine ma’am
Hamilton: I’m notcha ma’am
Laurens: Ma’am-
Hamilton: CALL ME MA’AM ONE MORE TIME
‘Hide yo kids this ain’t for you’ ‘no seriously this isn’t for you kids’
I’m dying
_i can’t breath_
Children turn your eyes away from this bruh make me choke
Me, a 12 year old: 👁👄👁
@@IcyLapis why is dat me
@@IcyLapis same
No one:
John Lauren’s wife: 👽✨TeE-HeE✨😈
More like ✨ TeE-HeE👹👹👺👺
She summoned satan with 2 words
Love her smh 👀
“*H O W C O U L D Y O U* in his face”
Her voice is actually kinda cute tho
Come back next time, where he does another cover like this
I vote for Burn but instead its Laurens mad at Hamilton for getting married
I second that vote
mine too
But historically Laurence was the one who told Hamilton to get married sooooooo
I whatever this vote......
What the hell why not
Let's go
“There’s nothing like a really weird fandom”😂
Me, a bisexual:
"LOOOOOORD SHOW ME HOW TO SAY NO TO THIS"
alexander: doesnt say anything about a letter
maria: i dont know about any letter
*kinda sus, ngl*
Yea sus
Vote red
@@weirdoovo9132 hard feelings intended
@@sillyvinvin BUT IM RED SHHH
@@sillyvinvin I’m not sus
“There’s nothing like a really weird fandom.”
Okay how the hell did you know I said this.
XD
😂
😂😂
LOL-
Yep.
Why is jhon laurens voice soo angelic😳
Because he's angelic? >:)
Because he’s an angel
he's an angel
In,some sort of way
@@sillyvinvin because he died
@@superstar2446 Well that took a turn
All you need to know
Alexander: Laurens, I'm not gay
John: You're bi so it counts
Alexander: shit, you're right
So apparently Alexander Hamilton, Secretary of Treasury, is a SWITCH??
I believe he’s a bottom in both parts. (As in bottom I mean he’s getting railed by John Laurens both times.)
Yeah, ham is a bottom😛
@@windrunnerpaints6993 i-
He said
“Cut the cameras. Deadass.”
What the f-
@@londonwatkins5167 LMAOO
Tru tho Kami
yo kami whatchu doing here xD
@@dahliasdump uh- nothing- (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃
Oh hell, John Laurens' a top?
Oh nevermind.
I always thought he wasnt *aha-*
Oh my god
im crying
@@lolz1460 we love a switch!
OH MY GOOOOOD THIS IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING
YES
It’s not original tho-
@@denkikaminari5173 yes it is
@@strawberrymilk2533 oh
@@weirdoovo9132 BOOM
“There’s nothing like a really weird fandom”
IM NOT A MA’AM
@@jillmcelwee2105There is no fandom that is not sus
When a video starts with "hide you kids" I can tell it's going to me a masterpiece
"Wait lady?"
"Arent u soppose to be dead??"
"No no no IM DONE"
"DONT PRESS PLAY"
"omg you pressed play"
"Im not a ma'am but sure anyway"
"Wait what? WAIT"
"I cant believe im doing this"
IM DYING LOL
Same🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
_-I can't lmaoo-_
@@badkitty73 no
*Tip: Do not watch this at like **2:30** in the morning.*
You
will
end
up
laughing
you forgot *tEeHeE* (BAHAHHAH I DIED AT THAT-)
The kids: *:0*
The parents: *WHAT THE-*
The smart kids: *impassive face continues*
The smart kids inside: *NFKSJFIWIFJJRJIA hehe*
I guess I’m a smart kid then 🤷♀️
I’m the smart kid but at the same time I’m not
SO ME
@@guardianofpeace6393 @Jessica Cervantes Cruz @Annas Yuen yessssssss we need to make a club
@@jesscervantes13 lol same
“I’m not a ma’am but sure, anyways, you look pathetic” that just got me-
This is both a curse and a blessing and I love it.
I feel like I just hate the fact that I kinda like it lol
so WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HAM’S “my ass hurts...” TOWARDS THE END FHKEFIOEJFKFNRDKDKELKDKSMDBF PLS
HELP I JUST NOTICED THAT 😭…
" Lauren's, I'm not gay..."
"You're bi, close enough!"
LOL I was looking for a comment talking about this!
Btw Laurens was actually hamilton's lover wayyy before he met Eliza.
Also laurens way gay all the way.
"p-pan then?"
@@kiranpaistein5290 well i'd argue him havign a wfie for him to atkeast also be into girls- altho those letters sent between them don't defend my case of only heterosexuality between them-
@@berrylikejune yes, it happen
@@emmalyke" Still close enough!"
The 3 dislikes is John Lauren's wife,Eliza, and Hamilton 👁👄👁🔪🔪🔪
the other 29 are pissed asexuals who hate everything
@@kaga.mine. is that a personal attack or something?
@@kaga.mine. got that right
And the 8k likes are John Laurens signed in to 8k different accounts that he made just to like this video 8k times
@@hyperf1sh161 got that right
"I dint know about any letter" Alex: THEN HOW THE HELL DID HE FIND MY ADDRESS WTF
JD: HOW'D YOU FIND MY ADDRESS?
@@jeaddhist omg😂
Was that reference intentional or not 😏
And more importantly, how do you know it was a letter? SUS
Brooo the "My ass hurts" got me 😂😂
This song has been stuck in my head ever since I first watched this. Whoever the voice is for Lauren’s sings Angelically. And the voice for Ham not wanting to finish this video is hilarious.😂
Sameeeee
Same! I've watched it like a bajillion times! It's so funny and Lauren's voice is angelic.
No one:
John Laurens’ wife: *HE HEE*
Lil Nas X: I tHiNk I’m MiChEaL jAcKsOn
i can't stop myself from smiling, this is just *chefs kiss*
SAmEE
Am I..... oh god
same, don’t call me weird but I like to for the music I like low music like this
OURFUCKINGFOUNFINGFATJERD
Lokey i perfer this than the original 😭😭😭
So what I've learned from this video is that: Ham is a bottom and John is a top...... *well shit, I did not expect that*
Well on the second visit ham went all out
Isn’t Hamilton the top? I’m confused 😃💔
@@melihinata5350 at the end, hamilton *ehem* _rode_ laurens.
@@acecorazón As Hamilton said once...
*Oh shit*
But on the 2nd part ham a top
The vocals for laurens? Absolutely breathtaking, feminine men reign supreme. Also, whenever I hear “ma’am” I imagine he’s saying “Ham” cause it fits better in this context.
You can imagine it as 'man' yk how ppl call their friends man
Fun fact: irl, in a letter Hamilton wrote to Laurence (before he married Eliza), he wrote “I love you”. In Alexander’s invitation for Laurence to go to his wedding, he compared Eliza to a cure; back then, homosexuality was something to be cured. He supposedly meant that marrying a woman could possibly cure his homosexuality. In the same invitation, he practically invited Laurence to watch him have s*x… this could have just been a joke but who knows???
“and JJ? he’s a *crackhead.”*
Alexander: I am uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today
This would’ve ended so quickly if someone took away Burr’s recording equipment...
Instead we got animatics/covers of gay couples getting laid in a really weird fandom
burr being a shipper lowkey gives me life
@@unblu3b3rryLOL
Alexander Hamilton in the streets, Ma'am in the sheets 💀
I do wonder how this would sound if it was Sir instead of Ma'am lmaooo
I am…uncomfortable with the energy we created in the studio today
Fr bro I was like: Wtf did I just watch? 😭😭
I’m supposed to be in class but...
*gay*
HAHA OMG THIS COMMENT DESERVES A SPOT IN HISTORY
Same 👁👄👁🔪🔪🔪🔪
SAME
Anything for the gay
@@sillyvinvin yup 👌
*THE LAURENS PAMPHLET*
-Have you read this?
-Alexander Hamilton had a torrid affair
-And he wrote it down right there!
- Highli-
-WAIT WTF
-?
-Look at it!
-?
-?!
-WTF
-... he is supposed to be dead?
-I KNOW
-...
-Okay, you've won this battle, Hamilton
Yeah, where was this pamphlet in the 1700s
😭 NOOO-
@@lilyall oops
@@lira1334uhhh he is alive now so...
2:48 “i’m not a ma’am but sure” SHJSHSHSJ
Nice profile picture
"Anyways you look pathetic" got me crying with laughter
Meanwhile Hamilton and Laurens looking down from heaven, disappointed:
You didn't read the letters, did you??
@_.MeNoah we don't talk about the letters
I don’t appreciate being called out like this -_-
So what did we learn?
Apparently alexander hamilton, a founding father was a bottom.
Switch
Very educational
Um
@@previouslevel or just never made
I’ve also learned that I need to buy more bleach if I’m going to survive humanity.
Yes kids, Go Out. This ain't for you. (leni face)
¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
"Hide yo kids this not for you" LMFAO
But I’m 12- TvT Yes I know I’m considered a child
ヾ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ノ♪
I'm 13 and like to stick my nose in things I shouldn't.
Ngl. This is a weirdly beautiful kind of symphony. Those perfect male pitch. XD
"Children, take your eyes off this!"
Hahahahaha. Oh, god.
Did anybody else see the “Liar, liar, letters on fire”? It had me wheezing 😂
WhY canT I Stop WatChing And LisTenIng to ThiS?? THIS IS jUSt WONDERFUL-
Same
I’ve been here since 2 days agi
Same my friend :v
IKR
same 💀
im disappointed that i didnt hear a "DADDY CHILL" in this video
my dissatisfaction is immeasurable and my day is ruined
10% of this video:singing
The other 90%:jayjay regretting every life choice
Nothing:
My mind in class:
tEe-HeE
Helpp its too true 😭😭😭
Not y'all with this!!
Me:*likes video and rewatches*
He comes home and philip be like : “hey papa.”and Alex just freaks out so hard ‘cause he looks and sounds like John
I got a Christian ad about getting closer to god before this 😭😭😭
Alex: wait I thought you died at the first act
Laurens: Nahh bro didn't you know I'm Philip
Alex: what
Laurens: what
what
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
WOT-
Bro when I first saw Lam it was art and I was like wtf- then I realized who the ship was lmao
"KIDS THIS IS NOT FOR YOU"
"Fine but it's my like ur not getting"
*✨"children take your eyes from this"✨*
Finally someone said this✨!
@@BupBlupBup your welcome ✨
i thought this was gonna be lewd.
then you made ham a necrophile. cursed.
...well shit
oh fu-
3 years later... I am still shocked.
jaw dropped to the floor
. .
[ ]
Yup😂
Hamilfans with Maria: say no to this
Hamilfans with John:
“Seriously kids this is not for you”
Me being a kid: *watches anyway*
It’s not for maybe a kid who doesn’t have a lesbian aunt
*lesbian gang rise up amiright*
@@12s0ph Yaaassss
me pan su su sum
@@previouslevel why?
lucky fecker, my aunts are straight as can be
PLEASE I’M RECITING THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE
💀💀💀
The last half is just the embodiment of " daddy chill "
WHY DOES THIS REALLY SOUND GOOD THOUGH??? (ESPECIALLY NEAR THE LAST PART WTF THE WAY THEIR VOICES HARMONIZING??)
I am screaming 😭😭😂😂 “Aren’t you supposed to be dead” ✋✋✋😂 I can’t
I WAS EITHER LAUGHING OR FANBOYING BECAUSE OH MY GOD-
also, fun fact! this isn't that out of place if you consider the fact that John laurens and Alexander were very much considered to have strong romantic feelings for each other by MANY historians. there's a crap ton of proof, and that's not just be being a shipper lmao.
What.
Yes
Where can I find those historians?
Ive read all there letters and I just have to say wow
Yeah there is letter literally asking Lauren’s to have a 3some with him and his wife
my only question is why we’re shipping the FREAKING FOUNDING FATHERS.
There’s letters between John and Alex where Alex is being all flirty and romantic towards John. Don’t worry I was confused before too. :)
I dunno man Alex looks kinda like Lin.
I don’t think Lin’s a founding father.
Because we can.
Laurens isn't a founding father
Because The fandom Is on something. Also Laurens was actually homosexual.
THE PERFECT TIME TO REVIVE THE HAMILTON FANBASE SIR
My friends: how many times you watched this?
Me:...stay..?
LAURENS'S VOICE OH MY GOD, I'M SATISFIED
@@Alyxovert2 Boi.
THE COMMENTS IN BETWEEN! this was beautiful 😭✨
Hamilham: I don't want you
The entire fandom and/or the entire world: *sips tea aggressively* Mmmmmhmmmm the letters you sent to each other tell us otherwise
COLD IN MY PROFESSIONS, WARM IN MY FRIENDSHIPS-
Now, no one that's here actively searched for this. It just showed up on our for you pages and no one could say no to this.
i saw it in 2021 and then we had to join the membership to see it. after that i physically searched for this to see if it was still behind a paywall 3 years later 😭 (i didn't mentally prepare myself for it)
"Children take your eyes from this" had me dead☠
Loosely quoted "I will NEVER do another cover like this."
Meanwhile the entire thing is amazing. The parts that were being sung are lovely! The art is amazing! And him being so flustered about making the song and the jokes in it mad the video hilarious. I loved every part of this!
Ahahaha "FINISH THE SONG!" Y'all had me dying
0:41 im sorry but the harmony- STUNNING ok bye
I'm not sure whether to call it wasted talent or not cuz I'm laughing so hard XD
I love just how many times you came to your senses and realized what a bad idea this was, yet you still pressed on!
NO BECAUSE THIS VIDEO WAS LIKE… PATREON EXCLUSIVE FOR SO LONG AND I WAS LOOKING FOR IT DESPERATELY
mom: what r u doing honey?
me: dksdjvksj umm DrUgS!-
That is so fr
🤣🤣
The amount of tries it took me to pause and read the little writing 😭
Alexander: stop crying
Me: you’re crying too
All of the asexual comments in the captions- I love it- 🖤🩶🤍💜
Turn on the captions and you'll have a whole new experience.
How many times am I gonna have to bleach my eyes-
STILL LOVE IT THO
the answer is not enough there will never be enough times
Eventually the bleach will just taste like flavoured water
Y’all the subtitles are so funny when u actually notice the things
I kinda really want this on Spotify. The commentary during the video makes it even better 🤣