It’s just because they’ve not been fully adapted into the sea. Their land ancestors are relatively new compared to other sea animals.But they’re most definitely not cursed. One of the smartest animals there is
Dolphins will wear dead fish for no practical function (besides maybe pufferfish to get high), so I won't object to one wearing sunglasses for no practical function. In fact, knowing the monsters that dolphins are, those glasses being a trophy from at least stealing- if not attacking- a human is very in the realm of possibility.
@@frog_yea4323 I don’t like animals getting misjudged. It leads to hate putting on them which endangers the animals. The same thing happened to sharks, people thought they were monsters which justified violence towards them.
Crazy that shortly after this episode airs on dropout, a pod of 125 porpoises get stuck in a bay in New England because the tide changed. They had to be rescued, highlighting: "I can't live where I live."
I wonder if the presenters are given help with making their slides, all the presentations have been solid visually. Or maybe I just suck at powerpoint.
i think they work with the art team/some graphic designers to put them together? i remember seeing some credit at the end of the episode that seemed like they consulted professionals to help create the designs!
Well 1st of all, they're WRONG What says pain and suffering from living in a place you cannot truly live in other than wearing sunglasses that don't even fit or work for you properly? Yeah CHECKMATE AUDIENCE. Those shirts would sell off the god damn manufacturing line.
Simple explanation for dolphins inability to live where they live, is that they have been cursed for their sins
Makes sense...dolfins are assholes
That's a very, very lax punishment for those sins.
It’s just because they’ve not been fully adapted into the sea. Their land ancestors are relatively new compared to other sea animals.But they’re most definitely not cursed. One of the smartest animals there is
@@senpaisally69no, that is false. It’s because that is their punishment for their sins
They know what they did.
I dont know why, but calling sea mammals "the Enthralled" is somehow extremely funny to me
I would absolutely buy a shirt that says
"SAND IS BONES
BONES ARE SAND
THE WHALES EAT THE BONES INTO SAND."
I second this. Yes.
Put it in a bundle with the "I can't live where I live" shirt!
From the sand we have come and to the sand we return.
sand is poop
I love that the domain goes to Dropout's merch page lol
heartbroken when those shirts weren't available
@@obliquelycodyeah I would genuinely buy and wear that shirt
Same, but it made me happy that they at least thought of it lol
their complaint is on the shades placement and not that he's shilling 😂 respect the grind
They don't just respect the grind, they unanimously applauded it.
As a wildlife biologist, seeing marine mammals referred to as “the enthralled” makes me cackle with laughter.
Dolphins will wear dead fish for no practical function (besides maybe pufferfish to get high), so I won't object to one wearing sunglasses for no practical function. In fact, knowing the monsters that dolphins are, those glasses being a trophy from at least stealing- if not attacking- a human is very in the realm of possibility.
Dolphins aren’t monsters. Stop putting human morality on animals.
@@monkeyman3257 you must be fun at parties
@@monkeyman3257 Did you not read the no practical function? This is hardly arbitrary.
@@frog_yea4323 I don’t like animals getting misjudged. It leads to hate putting on them which endangers the animals. The same thing happened to sharks, people thought they were monsters which justified violence towards them.
Two words you need to know about dolphins. Blowhole penetration. Also necro rapists.
Then after this, Zach says “wait so what’s the problem here? That the dolphin is wearing the wrong sunglasses?” 😂
E
I mean, he has to wait until he finds someone’s lost sunglasses so he really can’t be choosy!
Crazy that shortly after this episode airs on dropout, a pod of 125 porpoises get stuck in a bay in New England because the tide changed. They had to be rescued, highlighting: "I can't live where I live."
Most whales die from drowning.
Damn, that's sad as fuck
What a terrible day to have eyes.
@@Saltman95 Yeah, it is something that is obvious when you think about it... makes you wonder if they beach themselves for that reason.
As a result of growing weak with age or just by accident?
@@pikadragon2783 Either old age, sickness, or injury... if they ever lose the strength to swim then they start to sink. Then they drown.
“I am beyond your comprehension”
Yup, I’ll take one plz, thank youuuu
I would 100% buy a "I can't live where I live" shirt, Rehka.
"I can't live where I live" is the new motto of most cities since the housing crisis.
as well as the supreme Court allowing the criminalization of people (particularly unhoused) sleeping in public...
I have never been more upset that a website isn't real (it links to the dropout store). I wanted that shirt.
If I know the internet like I do, I think they will buy that shirt out of spite and/or to troll. 😂
Yeah I definitely want the whole T-shirt line.
I would absolutely buy and wear the “I can’t live where I live shirt.”
I wonder if the presenters are given help with making their slides, all the presentations have been solid visually. Or maybe I just suck at powerpoint.
i think they work with the art team/some graphic designers to put them together? i remember seeing some credit at the end of the episode that seemed like they consulted professionals to help create the designs!
Those aren’t sunglasses they are pince-nez
Pince-bottle-nez?
The dolphin sunglasses problem is the new Arthur the Aardvark wearing headphones.
PLEASE make that shirt merch, i really want it
Just imagine, a statistic has to exist of number of dolphins that drown every year, and it's probably in the thousands.
I've not seen any other presentation (besides maybe spworm) where the presenter is getting roasted as much as this guy.
Don’t clap for dolphins dolphins are the worst
I think dolphins and orcas like it. I think they know about laws and like that they don't have them.
I would 100% buy that merch
The sunglasses are there to hide the tears, and like everything else in the dolphin’s life, it’s not really working out for them.
He should go into how bad dolphins are
fr we should give all dolphins breathing apparatus' so they can just live in peace in the ocean
Well, that link took me to the drop out store, but also no merch referencing that so
I want a shirt with just that whole slide on it, not the merch pictured
I love me some PFT
Btw sea creatures that breath air die from drowning because they cant go up anymore
Hahaha!
I would buy those shirts, tho
Lol
Well 1st of all, they're WRONG
What says pain and suffering from living in a place you cannot truly live in other than wearing sunglasses that don't even fit or work for you properly? Yeah CHECKMATE AUDIENCE.
Those shirts would sell off the god damn manufacturing line.
Wanting to buy merch just to piss of Katie is a new side quest. Just saying.