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Smartypants
United States
เข้าร่วมเมื่อ 12 ก.พ. 2014
Get smart, the dumb way. Premieres April 25th on Dropout.tv.
Am I An Atheist?
Raph is here to mother! #smartypants #dropout #presentation
Welcome to Smartypants, a new exclusive series on Dropout.tv! Smartypants brings together the most esteemed, inquisitive, and unhinged “academics” in comedy to ask the questions society is too afraid to ask, like “What is the happiest birthdate?" and "Which cryptid would be the chilldest to blaze with?" Host Rekha Shankar leads an all-star cast to enlighten and inspire viewers. For more, sign up for Dropout here: signup.dropout.tv
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Welcome to Smartypants, a new exclusive series on Dropout.tv! Smartypants brings together the most esteemed, inquisitive, and unhinged “academics” in comedy to ask the questions society is too afraid to ask, like “What is the happiest birthdate?" and "Which cryptid would be the chilldest to blaze with?" Host Rekha Shankar leads an all-star cast to enlighten and inspire viewers. For more, sign up for Dropout here: signup.dropout.tv
Follow Smartypants:
Twitter: SmartypantsDO
Tiktok: www.tiktok.com/@smartypantsshow
Instagram: smartypantsdo
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I actually like to think we DO plasma all the time! I for one, Donate plasma .
Vegetable just means "The edible part of a plant" so I guess its sort of accurate to say? Not rly tho😂
God this is genius
I believe anything she says
Saying something is wet implies a state where it can be dry. If you define water as being wet then you could never feasibly make it dry. Therefore water is not wet.
Love the "well technically" energy in this skit. But yeah, she is 100% correct and i have made this same rant to people on my life. Vegetable is just a vague culinary term based on a combinaion of taste and feel more than clearly defined traits. While fruit is a term that has both an actual scientific meaning, but is also used culinarily to refer to plant material that fits a certain taste profile. Side rant, mushrooms are also classed as "vegetable" in the culinary world. Fungi arent even plants at all! That branch separated itself from the rest of life on earth as early as it possibly could have and the nearest relation any creatures can have to it is back when everything was a single cell organism. But hey, it's savory so it's a vegetable to chefs!
This guy singlehandedly caused hundreds of chemistry teachers to quit.
Totally sleeping on Uncut Gems
The fact Raph was sitting above him is hilarious coincidental placement. Talking to god and it's Mother Raph responding from above! ❤😂
The culinary definition is "any edible plant matter," so cinnamon is a plant
ya know its funny i made this argument when i was like 10 but no one listened to me lol
The outfits are slaying me
How are there 23 comments yet no comments
I was like "this sounds familiar..." It's almost word for word the episode Vic did with Lizard People.
Raph is giving Mother
A lot to unpack here. 1) God has no gender. He is not the sort of being that has gender. We use male pronouns for Him because that is how He chose to reveal Himself. Why would we not respect the pronouns God chose? 2) It is unlikely that God was assigned male pronouns due to gender bias because despite ancient near eastern cultures being quite patriarchal, there were many goddesses that had very large followings. The culture did not seem to prioritize one gender over the other when it came to deities.
"Sand is not Bone Shit!" 😂😂😂
Bones after a certain depth actually disolve in water over time. The high pressure makes the water more acidic devolving the bones slowly over time. That's why for example the victims of the Titanic only the shoes have remained. Also there are many bone esting microbes and animals. Beach sand is definitely not ground bones... if it contained any ground bones is substantial quantities it would stink to high heaven..And their are many animals en bacteria, etc. that would eat it anyway.
Cussins
My only problem with this is that PEOPLE assign meaning to words not some weird higher dictionary authority, so if we just need to define vegetable. Which is…. “a plant or part of a plant used as food, such as a cabbage, potato, carrot, or bean” so like everyone named a vegetable and also everything plant that we eat is considered a veggie by the definition we agreed on. Technically fruits are vegetables.
KFC. Quote... I ate the bones
bones do not last in saltwater... they literally dissolve after 50 years or so... thats why there are almost no fossils in the ocean, only fossils we find there are UNDER the water not inside the water.
Tomatoes aren't a vegetable.
Comment if you saw "are".
That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about stars to dispute it
I love Vic Michaelis mind
Vegetables are a social construct!
all i can say is, TAO!!!
All the time, Raph is mom. Mom is Raph all the time.
Im real
"Pepper" has seeds and considered a spicy fruit
Very true. Vegetables are basically like astrology, just made up based on feeling.
Vegetables are a blanket term defined as an edible part of a plant that is not a fruit.
🤯🤯🤯
Just like assault weapons. Lol. It's a - say it with me - gun control term. It has no definition.
I will never NOT laugh at “ENHANCE” 😂
Look up patriot fish shit. Your welcome
Building my little Raph shrine now🎉
I have died on this hill so very many times. Tomato is a fruit and it is also a vegetable. It’s both. Scientifically, it’s a fruit, but it is used as a vegetable and therefore it also is a vegetable. Something being a fruit does not preclude it from also being a vegetable! I will go to war with every person who has ever corrected someone for calling a tomato a vegetable. Congrats! You know that a tomato is a fruit, but you have no goddamn clue what “vegetable” even means.
Nothing about being a tuber, lead, or whatever prevents it from also being a vegetable. A vegetable is just any edible part of a plant.
Dreaming of the day that i make my own money so i can watch the full episodes from dropout tv's show
I get that this is a sketch but really? He said grapes like it’s known that grapes are vegetables…
Trapp gets it
She has it backward. It's all vegetables. Technically, even fruits are vegetables. But this is funny
This joke is kinda elevated by being spoken by the whitest man I have ever seen
"can you be human." Jake: They caught me, I've been had!!
birthdays are only relevant to people born on that day
Vegetable's are an umbrella term just like tree, they each share similarities but are not all the same.
My first thought was people in the hospital
Vegetarians are now having an existential crisis.
Now pray to Raph