Everyone’s talking about 2:35 but no one cares how he just causally says “we’re just gonna use this *ancient priceless Egyptian relic* “ for dissolving in Aqua Regia?
@Pack Guar: Those aren't the only channels that he juggles making regular content for. In addition to the two you listed, there's also Numberphile 2; Computerphile; Sixty Symbols; Objectivity; and one specifically for Nottingham University
100% wrong word. If it means simple as in stupid, it's obviously wrong because he's doing chemistry. If you take it as easily pleased, it's wrong because to any normal person, its not easy to get these elements, make/pay for the Vanadium solution, get the equipment and perform the chemistry itself.
5:28 if ur wondering, there is 3,057,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms in one gram of gold (FIXED) therefore, there is 1,449,018,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 quarks in one gram of gold
***** I'm trying to calculate how many quarks are equivalent to 3,057,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms in a gram of gold but I am not able to find anything to find the answer, do you by any chance know how many quarks are in an atom of gold? i don't know why i am even asking you
Michael: once I light the top of the tube on fire, it will bark like a dog *the noise of someone stomping on the gas pedal of a Lamborghini* Me: *shits pants*
Robert Gahwiler Mad hatter syndrome actually comes from mercury poisoning(cause by daily exposure to and absorption of mercury used in a felt manufacturing process) but lead does also make you go with the fairies.
Deroni76 It's a play on words. Exercised: take the dog for a walk. Exorcised: have a demon cast out. I should have said "LOL" or something so you'd know it was a joke. Sorry
dude that sounded nothing like barking. that was like opening a portal to hell to momentarily hear the blowing of trumpets of pure madness and damnation.
"you dont need to be afraid of my dog. he just wants to play."
The dog's bark as it approaches: 2:35
Lol
:DD
That wasn't as loud as my dog.
👍😊
Dog from hell
"We can make sulphur bark like a dog"
**Proceeds to release the tortured souls of the damned from their flaming prison**
"Wow"
*Same sounds the liberals will make when riding the "Chair of Cheer" from the 80th Floor, during the "Selective Culling Extravaganza!!" coming soon.*
@@MAGGOT_VOMIT I came so hard at that joke
@@MAGGOT_VOMIT I'm a Republican and your comment was still annoying ..try not to talk about politics for a single day IF YOU CAN
@@chilling_at_pontiff lmaaooooooooooooooo
@@MAGGOT_VOMIT you were good up until you said die rhinos
“Thank you electrons”
*gives most precious smile ever*
Vsauce to electrons telepathically: You're breathtaking!
@@sleekestice9578 electrons back to Michael: no you are ! :)
1:31
333 x2
I thought the most precious thing there was Brady's absolutely honest laugh, he was completely off guard 😅
"we can make sulfur bark like a dog"
Proceeds to let a demon destroy a trumpet
Haha
hahaha
wanna like but 666
@@main3240 its dam 1.1k
Hello Fellow Cuber
2:34 when i try to move my chair in class without sounds
2:35 when i move my chair
btw this is true i keep trying to see what causes it and fixing it but it always keeps farting
most underrated ever
That hurt my fingers and ears
So true
iam a certified jokester and now you are a senior jokester
The most precious thing on earth is you, Michael
Yeah but how can he make a ring out of himself
@@MaladyKayjo *Jake Chudnow starts to play*
Or is he?
Music plays
(A wild Keanu Reeves appears!)
"Your precious!"
wow
2:35 if your dog barks like that , take him to the church to seek priest's help.
xD
Commedy gold
You fucking made my day mate! 😂
@@alx2900 comedy melted by aquaresia
"Precious, like my dad... So I turned him into a ring."
Do even know, how to pronounce *"Ř"* ?
@@imploud no.
@@imploud r/wooosh
@@imploud i do.
@@Cringeroni is your name related to boku no pico
4:31 when you see your new class mate on street but you forgot his name.
Haha
John Marston Take my like and leave.
Xd
Wiw
Lmao
2:35 my ass in the toilet after eating a ton of spicy food
How does this not have more likes 😂😂😂
This is the best comment of the entire TH-cam history.
congratulations, you have your first subscriber
"And look at all the sulfur on the sides of the tube!"
What what a coincidence exactly what I'm doing
Wasn't ready for the bark
me too
sounds like a civic with a fart can when the V-tec kicks in yo
Ikr
rip headphone users
RIP headphone users
Micheal: It's going to bark like a dog...
2:34 : *Cthulhu splitting open the bottom of the ocean*
First youtube commenter I've seen to spell Cthulhu correctly
@@danii7120 Just wait till you hear him pronounce it
dude who whipped out the vile of urine was chill as fuck
*vial
and it's not a vial
Yes I'm fun at parties
you know nothing Jon Snow
Not urine either
2:35
When you want to make a silent fart mid-class
Skidaddle Skadoodle hahaha
And your teacher reaction was....
"Wow"
@@banger2998 nice
And it's sulfur too
same
When he put Vsauce on the screen I was like "smooth as fuck"
n e a t
But he ruined it by discussing too many things. I guess VSAtAuICePt didn't follow as well
HE DISSOLVED FUCKING GOLD TO JUST DO THAT.WHAT A LEGEND
Boy: Mom can we get a dog?
Mom: Go play with the neighbor’s dog.
The neighbor’s dog: 2:35
.
D ë m ø ñ. D ô g
That's underrated asf
@Purple Platinum it’s the fart
Lmaoo
2:35 If your dog barks like that, better visit an exorcist.
Me 15
stolen.
Copied
Nah m8 u gotta visit a vet who turned into an exorcist
Stolen
Everyone’s talking about 2:35 but no one cares how he just causally says “we’re just gonna use this *ancient priceless Egyptian relic* “ for dissolving in Aqua Regia?
ikr
it was a joke but ok
AwAx I know but it’s just funny how he casually just says that without any prompting
Yes, that was spicy
@@Viscidsquare040 true lol
I was trying to sleep and then 2:35 woke me up
I hate autoplay.
Geheime Person that shits funny
*wakes up*
Michael: Wow
Why are you trying to sleep with youtube on.
@@paulc83 I'm addicted to TH-cam.
Paul Chung i do too lol
it's only 480p and almost 10 years old, but it still manages to entertain people. Michael you were so ahead of time
his other (even older videos do have 720p)
You guys xan watch above 240?💀
"bark"
Are you sure you didn't mean nuclear jet-planes going to mach 28 in half a second?
Hahahhaahhahah
science nerds be like:
21483.536 miles per hour per half second ... ok?
@@rccola6442 he meant reaching that speed in half a second
Bluedude323 oh like how cars reach 60mph in a certain amount of time i see
2:35 thanks for the heart attack
h e a r t h
@@tomryan3408 Happy now?
You weren't listening to Michael..
Bark
It sounds creepy at 0.25x speed.
"it will accelerate and bark"
*cerberus having an aneurysm*
Funneeeeeeeeeeeee joek
ur mum kinda gay you are so cool
thaks for the lol cute duck
No one cares
@@PersonGuy joke*
I'm watching this for science class and I SCREAMED when I saw we got to watch vsauce as an assignment
as you should 👏
I'm jealous
'I cant marry you'
Why do you disappoint me like this.
One would think that a fella named ScoffSlaphead72 , would have suitors lined up 'round the block .
He Said ALL of you - there's still hope !
@@jackl.6635 For Ed Sheeran
@@mikemeetstec don't know about that...
As of just recently, Michael announced that subscribing to his other channel, D!NG, is legally the same as marrying him, so we can all marry him now
WHAT KIND OF FUCKING DOG WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE
It's funny cos your profile picture is perfect with your comment
Harry Campbell I get that a lot
+Yhetti64 It wasn't a dog's bark, it was the bark of the not so elusive "rectumus expulsionus,"or the Uranian Barking Spider.
+Yhetti64 one that ate indian food the day before
+Yhetti64 Unlike girls.......
Vsauce: it will accelerate and BARK
2:35 *OPENS PORTAL TO THE DIMENSION OF HELL*
Lmao
No to nether or end or charged creeper explosion
"Michael, that's alchemy."
*proceeds to recite Law of Equivalent Exchange*
LOL
girlfriendnium :'(
virginium
LMAO
deadinsaidium
deadinsidium
Laidium
1:31 his smile is precious and the laugh behind the camera was too🥺
Most underrated comment 👑
The person laughing is Brady from Periodic Videos and Numberphile.
@Pack Guar:
Those aren't the only channels that he juggles making regular content for. In addition to the two you listed, there's also Numberphile 2; Computerphile; Sixty Symbols; Objectivity; and one specifically for Nottingham University
2:35 R.I.P. headphone users
I almost fucking shit myself
bro that sounds like shrek shitting himself lul
*WOW*
Basically spent 80 bucks to go deaf
yeah!!!
1:27
That genuinely made him happy, he's such a simple guy
Hi welcome to v sauce
'Simple' is the wrong word
@@theregalproletariat or is it?
100% wrong word. If it means simple as in stupid, it's obviously wrong because he's doing chemistry. If you take it as easily pleased, it's wrong because to any normal person, its not easy to get these elements, make/pay for the Vanadium solution, get the equipment and perform the chemistry itself.
@@anylife_photography didn't mean it as stupid, I meant it as very genuine and nice
Michael: "Thank you electrons" **then gives an awkward smile**
Background guy: "Hahahaha"
The background guy is Brady Haran ;) He runs the periodic videos channel.
Geometry Dash - ImThaBadMan **really**
That smile was adorable.
Geometry Dash - ImThaBadMan background guy aka brady haran
Geometry Dash - ImThaBadMan right when I saw ur comment the clip popped up
2:35
When that one russian kid starts abusing u with his low quality mic
I abused a Russian kid with a low quality mic
Lmao
@@KerWallis that's because you were in Soviet russia
@@KerWallis
Absolute mad lad
6:40 yeah why did you do that Michael?
6:49 OH COME ON DUDE
WHAT
Vsauce
What? It's a cool plot twist
Gotem
VSAuCe
1:34 *When My Friend Gets The Joke After A Whole Year.*
Yeah but i didn't
2:34 yep that's definitely how my dogs bark.
Lol
Comments on this video:
5% AU memes
5% Unrelated memes
90% People distressed about 2:35
You forgot the 1% of comments mentioning the breakdown of the rest of the comments.
@@indieramus Ah, true.
AU?
Peter Durkin 100 percent memes
Wakanda for an extended period of time, my bruddas
2:34 i do a similar sound at the bathroom after eating chilli.
***** AHAHHAHAAHAA
***** lol
***** lol
i think ur serious , cus who the hell comes up with that idea
Me two it does that to me
***** If only an Aventador can roar louder
Can we just appreciate Michael’s genuine smile of joy at 1:31
Okay let's dissolve this ancient priceless Egyptian relic
hi
Lol XD
Hi
Hi
Hay is what horses eat so that's why I say hi
The most precious element, is the element of surprise.
I giggled
Lol
K Russell Ah
Indeed ha
Teef Holmes Or..
[Ah!]
Experimented on *Vanadium, Sulfur, Gold, Cerium*
Just to form the word *Vsauce*
Goddamit
Ohhhhhh yes ! awesome 😲
V S Au Ce oh yeah
He trolled us
God level thinking
Micheal: “I like all of you, but I can’t marry all of you”
99.9% of the fans: I’m shook 😭😭
2:34 is my dad when he sneezes
This is me burping after chugging a mouthful of pepsi
Nice
My dad too....... Maybe even me sometimes......
*wow*
And then you proceed to say
2:44
Look at all the sulphur on sides of it
Vsauce
-Heres a cool science trick to dissolve gold!
Scientist
-You got any gold?
Vsauce
-Yeah here I got this ancient priceless Egyptian ring
Hey uh... If your dog barks like that at 2:34...
It's probably from Hell.
Anonymoose 😂😂
Ngl it sounds more like my ass after taco bell
Anonymoose hahaha
A farting dog
Rip and tear ...
"They can make 2 million gold atoms per second"
Capitalists have joined the chat.
To make 1g of gold in 50 years. Not really an investment considering the time and the production to get 1g.
@@ancyber6876 Not 50 years, 50 million years. So even worse.
"It takes 50 million years to make 1g of gold"
Capitalists have left the chat.
They just need to make 1 atom of gold worth something and they'll be rich!
You mean capitalists like every single one of us watching this video on our smartphones, computers or TVs?
“Thank you electrons”
Micheal been memeing since 2012
Thanks electrons. Tha-rons
Look around you
A bunch of electrons,proton and neutron saying thanks to electrons. P and N Triggered
5:28 if ur wondering, there is 3,057,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms in one gram of gold (FIXED)
therefore, there is 1,449,018,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 quarks in one gram of gold
+Roghjo Gallagher I'll give this a like because you spent time doing research on this.
***** thanks fam
***** I'm trying to calculate how many quarks are equivalent to 3,057,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms in a gram of gold but I am not able to find anything to find the answer, do you by any chance know how many quarks are in an atom of gold?
i don't know why i am even asking you
+Roghjo Gallagher 1 Atom of Au has 474 Quarks
***** yeah lets just assume that to make things easier lmao
2:35 when you sneak out of bed at 10pm and it creaks
Tyler Mustard you don’t get how hard I laughed at this🤣🤣🤣🤣
ok
This is the most underrated comment on this video
oh yeah
That end bit with the elements forming the name Vsauce was clever, I never even thought about that until you brought it up, good job.
Nobody:
Public bathroom: 2:35
hmm i was in airport and wtf loud noises
Not gonna lie, got a good chuckle outta that...been a rough morning, Thank You
why the fuck did i laugh so hard at this
Guy next to me:Wow
700th liker
YOUR DOG NEEDS TO SEE A VET
WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN FEEDING IT
Fire
john bailey I wouldn’t see a vet I would see a priest
john bailey, he fed it V Sauce
you've got nice (23*3) likes so I have to comment instead.
The souls of the damned
Michael: once I light the top of the tube on fire, it will bark like a dog
*the noise of someone stomping on the gas pedal of a Lamborghini*
Me: *shits pants*
TheCringyCantaloupe sir that was not a bark that was the cry of a hell hound.
Lol
TheCringyCantaloupe It was a Civic
TheCringyCantaloupe XD
LoL 😂
Am I the only person who's confused that the vsauce music plays when he says"But even cooler is human urine"
I actually pissed myself when you said "were just going to use this priceless Egyptian relic"
It was just its deadpan delivery.
Ok Joseph stalin
Thank you for that comment, Joseph Stalin
I appreciate that, Joseph Stalin.
Thanks, Joseph Stalin.
Well noted Joseph Stalin
6:48 he's too fucken good
2:49 Every Vsauce video ever
luke sumberg, yep 3 mins of time waste and then get to the point, gotta get those extra adds in
Cyrus Khalvati I wouldn't mind extra facts
He doesn't get extra ads in this video at least. The requirement is 10 minutes.
“...and that’s why you get a charlie horse. But back to the main topic, why *is* the sun so hot?”
luke sumberg sulfer... We couldnt fart without it😚
"I can probably let this fart slip. No one will notice."
2:35
What is the most scarce thing on Earth?
**Scarce pops up from behind a tree** What's up guys, it is Scarce here
A medal made out of the most scarce thing on Earth.
+Alexander Figora so a flannel
One Busta made a stupid comment ang got likes another Busta is jealous and makes fun of him you people are dumb as hell
*Thank you, electrons.*
*very* *cool*
69th like kek
VladHPsuper Gaming
top kek
0:00 head nearly becomes detached
Now play 2:32 along with 0:00.
Classic Hollywood jumpscare.
0:52 *the sniper*
2:46-2:51 literally every VSauce video.
*That was cool and awesome, but check this out*
“Let’s check out some DONGS”
That's not a bark. That's the sound of a Ferrari FXX on the race track.
Same thing.
EXACTLY
Vsaucium
+My Anomaly Veritasium
+Dave Pia
veritasiumium
+DatHam veritasiumtitumian?
*****
Stawpouminium?
Space-Jamium
When he spelled out Vsauce I was laughing so hard, Michael you've always been the best
what the fuck kind of dog barks like that
a hell hound
that sounds more like a roar than a bark, the vsauce using elements is a nice touch, great video
I almost killed myself of laughter
Made my day👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
+Purple Salad k
Like my dog when I tried it on him.
2:35 I REMEMBER BEING ASLEEP WITH MY IPAD ACCIDENTALLY STILL ON AND BECAUSE OF AUTOPLAY I WOKE UP FROM THE BARK
YOU DIED
This quite literally JUST happened to me 😂😂😂
same
And all you heard after that was "Wow". Incredible
How I sneeze:achoo
How dad sneezes : 2:34
VeoBroLIVE lol love it.
Lol
Zoomer Ok
The thumbnail has aged well
"causing it to bark"
* WORLD ENDER ENGINE NOISE
When your dog makes noises like that it's time for a new pet.
Nerdinand lmfao
Possibly sounds different in person
2:35 Two scientists creating a way to open a real portal to Hell
[REDACTED] Colorized
I've played enough Doom to know what happens next
2:35
Me: Who's a good boy?
funny
4:37 sees the unfinished periodic table... just starts laughing... now a days all 118 elements are there, filling in the whole thing
Thrash Metal, of course.
I would make mine out of Death Metal
ChristianIce YES!
Glam metal would have the most glam.
guai a te cristianairte!
That's not good for your metal health
Press 0 and 9 repeatedly for a Michael popping in and out of existence
+rkrokberg Awesome
09090909090909090909090909090909090909090909090909090909090909
+rkrokberg NICE
+rkrokberg billion ye....*tum!* billion y..*tum!* billion y-*tum!* billion y-*tum!* bill- billion y- bill... *tum!*
+rkrokberg I didn't get it, what did you mean?
2:35 oh lord save me what the frick was that. it scared the shit out of me
Bro
@@sandeshpathak5568 yo
Sounded like a tuba
Same
the most precious thing in this video is Michael's smile after thanking the electrons :)
Idk why I was hoping some sort of cute doggo bark. That gave me a heart attack
Me to
Me three
Me four.
Me five
Me six
My heart rate went from zero to hero when it "barked"
Yes wtf was that boi, let him be who he wants to be
So you were dead?
I farted and died on the same time
I was in bed at night so this thing tore my soul from my body... I like mr. nightmare
that "bark" sounded like the actual fucking void
caylen dana actual?
It sounded like a Formula 1 car to me.
sounded like my grandma farting
2:35
Void is silent.
1:07 YOU ARENT WEARING SAFETY GOGGLES IM TELLING
To who tho?
mercury is toxic but not THAT toxic
"We are way of track here"
Yes michael, as usual we are.
Noel Earl Watson "of"
THAT BARK SCARED ME
JEEZ MAN
IKR
I thought someone had turn a lightsaber on! XD
I thought my worst nightmare made its awakening
Jizz*
Was on headphones, full blast.
Rest in Spaghetti
Never Forghetti
That is not a bark - that is a demon from Hell.
Cerberus.
Hahaha
A Mancubus
Correction:That's Satan
6:55 I had no clue what the hell is going on
2:30 For a science project should I make that?
Yep
Yus
Yes please film and upload
kill everyone in the room
We did it in high school chem class
oh man, this was the video that got me subbed... michael's sarcastic thanks to the electrons just got me bursting
g.swell that smile is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
Well just used this priceless Egyptian artifact ya know no biggie
V a l v e
loved that part
2:40 and now who s gonna clean the tube?
How about a Ring forged from the Forgotten Arts of the Arcane in the fires of Mt Doom?
Yeah that would be Plutonium. That's why it glows red and that's why they all went nuts after a while.
Zyklon - Drake. Lead makes people go nuts that is where the Mad hatter comes from
Robert Gahwiler Mad hatter syndrome actually comes from mercury poisoning(cause by daily exposure to and absorption of mercury used in a felt manufacturing process) but lead does also make you go with the fairies.
Robert Gahwiler Yeah, that was mercury.
we sent hobbits to fetch it. still waiting.
“We’re just going to use this ancient priceless Egyptian relic..!”
Me: uuh ooh...
I love science. That is all.
there is always more to science than love
Science rules!
If I was a professor at University, when I ended a lecture about anything science-related, I would yell to the students "SCIENCE, BITCH"
You do not love science. You look at it when it passes by on the street.
João Vargas i woulden't even give students text book their desk will be filled with chemicals
Looking back and realising these videos inspired me, madness
If my dog ever barked like this, I'd probably call an exorcist.
Everyone knows that dogs need to be exorcised regularly.
Master Therion uhhh... What?
+Deroni76 Isn't it common knowledge that dogs are demons
Deroni76 It's a play on words. Exercised: take the dog for a walk. Exorcised: have a demon cast out. I should have said "LOL" or something so you'd know it was a joke. Sorry
Master Therion I knew it was a joke, of course, however I didn't catch the exorcise-exercise pun, so it seemed rather random to me.
dude that sounded nothing like barking. that was like opening a portal to hell to momentarily hear the blowing of trumpets of pure madness and damnation.
That escalated quickly...
anaiaram Well, that would have definitely been a more descriptive analysis.
Agreed
anaiaram it sounds like every time my ex opens her mouth
Chris Carr Which IS opening a portal to hell and momentarily hearing the blowing of trumpets of pure madness and damnation.
Looking for a ring...
*drops priceless Egyptian relic into acid
THUG LIFE
I hope he got the gold back out of the acid..
Hahaha
most probably cheep gold but still gold
at 2:33 , I was expecting a *BARK* and not a *FART* 💀
it was a weird sound