“We do this for a living…” is the most self realization and self loathing thing I’ve heard a Minecraft TH-camr (or Minecraft TH-camr adjacent) ever say
It's almost terrifying bc it can relate to ANYTHING that people do for a living. Like me for instance, I draw anime girls and vtubers for a living and sometimes I draw a specific thing that would be funny for a moment but midway through I start questioning my life decisions.
If you want bookshelves, just loot a stronghold. One library will get you about 4 stacks of bookshelves. If you do this, you’ll have all the books you could possibly need for villager trading and anything else.
The "Bambooed" effect for the Panda Milk should've been called, wait for it, wait for it... *_"Bamboozeld"_* or however that word is spelled, it's a funnier word than "Bambooed"
Skeleton milk also seems to make your bow not use any durability.
I think the bow only lasts as long as the buff
it also reveals how good skip is at using a bow
@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5 nobody asked
@@dukecatfishjunior6291Ithink you're right.
Everyone gangsta ‘til you can milk OTHER PLAYERS
PheonixSC moment:
it was possible in one of the april fools updates...
True
So what happens if you milk Alex?
@@nummysalt1547 stop.
“We do this for a living…” is the most self realization and self loathing thing I’ve heard a Minecraft TH-camr (or Minecraft TH-camr adjacent) ever say
It's almost terrifying bc it can relate to ANYTHING that people do for a living. Like me for instance, I draw anime girls and vtubers for a living and sometimes I draw a specific thing that would be funny for a moment but midway through I start questioning my life decisions.
6:11 skip: “is that what being lactose intolerant is like?”
Me: yes, sadly
"MAN I'm so THIRSTY!-"
Probably worse actually
Yeah
@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5 :D👍
@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5ma’am this is a comment about lactose intolerance
Villager milk Gott be illegal
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Vex milk
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@@Skyre0m
@@Skyre0 cucumber
Man, I don’t like what the villager milk implies when you think about what it really does
fresh and warm milk
Yeahh
and sticky also and very thick
It comes from their nose by the way
@@InternetCrusader-rb7ls remember the theory that squidward's nose is a p---
3:23 The fact that it says "JayM0ji was blown up by Silverfish" in chat
Yes, I'm not the only one who noticed that
my fellow Serial Designation V
In prom style
It was the TNT guys not the silverfish
Milking a Villager is the fastest and easiest way to get on the FBI's list.
Also (probably) the fastest way to fill a trading hall.
Lol
I love avocado bread with butter and extra cheese and also some fries and hot sauce.
OK!
Nice
Me too man
And i love avocado toast with sunnyside up egg and salt
*ONE NUMBA SIX WITH EXTRA DIP-*
Fun Fact: in a beta version of Minecraft you can Milk squid and get Milk 🥛
I know it make so much sense
@@ChrisLikesAxolotlsi know right
That's not a fun fact anymore
I remember that!, it was so weird and cursed! 😂
Why wasn't squid milk called "squilk?"
Skeleton milk is basically just bone marrow.
yeah
@@Bunny_Billit has lots of calcium 🦴😋
Skip never fails to milk us and get the juicy contents from us.
his contents tastes very sweet and salty-
@@tippysoniczxarch3145 🤨
@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbb 🧐
pardon 🤨
mom come pick me up im scareddd
Incredible how Spider Milk just temporary transforms you into Spiderman
Without the severe emotional trauma
10:15
I can indeed confirm that raw steaks are very tasty
10:15
4:00 enderMAN milk? THIS IS NOT M-
😂😂
I love when skipthetutorial said "its endermanning time" and endermanned all over the place.
“dont drink that!! youll become a parent!!!” thank you failboat😭
I watched that as I read that comment
What is funny for the squid is there was a time when you could milk squids
3:25 Jaymoji was blown up by silverfish
That was the TNT Cannon not the silverfish
" is this what it's like to be lactose intolerant?" I just started dying laughing
6:11 yes. yes it is. you are correct.
I love making cookies with coca beans and wheat, and of course a cup of phantom milk.
coca beans 🤨 coca leaves have cocaine 🤨
@@projectshadow8787 the phantom milk complements the drug-induced sleep deprivation :)
0:26 Failboat became bananaboat
The OGs remember of "Hey There, Danana."
9:09 the Hammer got me 😂
7:08 UNDERTALE SNOWMAN PIECE MENTIONED
"Hey Dan, wanna show us your milk"
12:15
huh, sooo... who's gonna make a compilation of Skip's out of context videos?
*10:15*-*10:24* too
*8:09**-**8:15* Village Daddy
i love this "a mod where" series it's realy funny
goats, allays, and sniffer
@@MaxerV19what?
@@ChannelsName bro i told you
@@MaxerV19 what does "goats, allays, and sniffer" mean?
@@ChannelsNameIt means he skipped them and he didn't do came either.
The concept of this mod is vile but functionally it's really cool
if minecraft collabed with adult swim:
Jay moji and fail boat and skip the tutorial was a splatoon and Minecraft Collab I would never expect
0:01 ima need that VILLAGER MILK
Fr
??? 🤨
🤨📸
11:16 Brand new sentence just dropped!
We all just watched this man milk almost every minecraft mob. New low
10:30 love how the cave-spider did a lil dance before skip punched it
everybody gangsta until yo homie milks you in minecraft
2:27
Of course he does, he plays Splatoon!
It all fun and games until you realize you can milk a baby zombie or villager.
skip tried to milk the baby villager he failed
The FBI, the CIA, and the NSA all want to know what they're witnessing
at 15:09 are you telling me no one said "So long and thanks for all the fish" even once????
That's exactly what I thought.
"i wanna see squid milk"
-jaymoji, splatoon player
nononononono 😭
Spi-der Milk!
Spi-der Milk,
Makes you do what a spider can!
Look out, here comes Doug Dim-ma-dome.
[hits Dolphin with Shulker bullet]
Dolphin: So long and thanks for all the fish!
"KIDS, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!" - AdamRodriguezGamez
i guess miguel ohara keeps a spider for milk so he can keep his powers.
1:43 rare moment were skip the tutorial was shocked
R34 artists are going yo have a field day.
this man collecting white liquid substance from mobs with hes trusty iron bucket
For short period of time you could actually milk squids!
Enderman milk is the easiest and simplest way to teleport into space IRL
10:01 he eats fish cutely
I love Coca Cola flavored cats. The taste of the bones is schrumbous
You forgot Hoglins and Zoglins
"Hey there, banana. What's it like in New York City?"
Who remembers that?
15:14 so long and thanks for all the fish
15:38 the turtle milk should have the turtle master effect
Hi! This video was HILARIOUS!! Love it!! Happy New Years everyone, too!! May God bless you❤
Missed opportunity to call the chicken milk eggnog
Skip missed a joke at the start. He could have said ground beef
there was a moment in minecraft history, in wich, you COULD milk squids... Thats ironic
This is the most questionable mod
at the start in stead of saying "smashed burger" he should have said ground beef
11:41 got me dying with laughter
Bro skin looked like Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.
unfortunate Alex ain’t a mob
All players can be milked
-PhoenixSC
Do you see? Banana man? Hopping over on the white hot sand?
Skeleton milk?
...
*Sans' theme starts playing*
Fox milk is definitely the most useful, in my opinion.
11:35 whe never got to see what phantom milk does😭
That dolphin was like so long and thanks for all the fish.
3:23 “Jaymoji was blown up by Silverfish”
every milk gives a special effect, and normal (cow) milk removes em
Me milking a villager: 🗿
Me next :)
Huh @@Ruhrohman18
Omg did I get cu-
You missed the skeleton horse and the zombie horse.
If you want bookshelves, just loot a stronghold. One library will get you about 4 stacks of bookshelves. If you do this, you’ll have all the books you could possibly need for villager trading and anything else.
“Now we can access the utters” is crazy 😭
Skip stopped "accessing the utters" after the bat.
wolf milk should've been pink, to reference the wolf's milk slime mold!
4:52
I find you very- *Gets erased from existence*
Did you know that in old versions of Minecraft you could actually milk a mob other than the cow? It was a squid!
Fun fact: Squids used to be milkable.
uhhhhhhhhhhh what in the
h_ll cursed
You can now milk….. Alex
4:52 "I find you a-"
2:25 Jay turned into an anime girl for a second.
The "Bambooed" effect for the Panda Milk should've been called, wait for it, wait for it... *_"Bamboozeld"_* or however that word is spelled, it's a funnier word than "Bambooed"
Oh cool you can milk a squid again wait… you can also milk villa-
at 3:25 to 3:27 it says jamoji was blown up by silverfish
fun fact: in the past, you can milk squids
April fools update
Wait, If milk clears effects, why does mob milk GIVE effects?!?
Probably coded so it clears previous effects before it gives its own effects
Normal milk gives you the effect of having no effects
think about this way
normal milk's effect is to get rid of effects
@@rankii_hats that's literally what I said
Remember when squids used to give milk
They should of called it “calcium” with give you strength and the bow 4:54
"Ink banana boy" weirdest sentence i have ever heard.
im prolly gonna download these lmao
Hope you and yours have a happy and safe new year Skip.
Alex: ...
If you drink villager milk , then you are rather villager mommy the villager daddy.
Cow and squid milk are the only cannon minecraft milks
You're now spiderman in minecraft
1:43
6:51"THAT'S STRAIGHT UP CHUG JUG 👹"
is never gonna get old
Not the first time you could milk squid in minecraft
Putting these three together is like watching a modern day Three Stooges istg
3:24 “JayMOji was blown up by Silverfish
Me: *WHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTT??!!*
Top 10 questions scientists don’t understand
Lets not ask what happens if you milk a player