“We do this for a living…” is the most self realization and self loathing thing I’ve heard a Minecraft TH-camr (or Minecraft TH-camr adjacent) ever say
It's almost terrifying bc it can relate to ANYTHING that people do for a living. Like me for instance, I draw anime girls and vtubers for a living and sometimes I draw a specific thing that would be funny for a moment but midway through I start questioning my life decisions.
At the new minecraft resturant: waiter: would that be it sir? customer: no, I will get the villager special too. waiter: ok (walks away from the table) customer: (realises that the villager special includes new "villager milk")
If you want bookshelves, just loot a stronghold. One library will get you about 4 stacks of bookshelves. If you do this, you’ll have all the books you could possibly need for villager trading and anything else.
The "Bambooed" effect for the Panda Milk should've been called, wait for it, wait for it... *_"Bamboozeld"_* or however that word is spelled, it's a funnier word than "Bambooed"
6:11 skip: “is that what being lactose intolerant is like?”
Me: yes, sadly
"MAN I'm so THIRSTY!-"
Probably worse actually
Yeah
@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5 :D👍
@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5ma’am this is a comment about lactose intolerance
Everyone gangsta ‘til you can milk OTHER PLAYERS
PheonixSC moment:
it was possible in one of the april fools updates...
True
So what happens if you milk Alex?
@@nummysalt1547 stop.
Skeleton milk also seems to make your bow not use any durability.
I think the bow only lasts as long as the buff
it also reveals how good skip is at using a bow
@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5 nobody asked
@@dukecatfishjunior6291Ithink you're right.
“We do this for a living…” is the most self realization and self loathing thing I’ve heard a Minecraft TH-camr (or Minecraft TH-camr adjacent) ever say
It's almost terrifying bc it can relate to ANYTHING that people do for a living. Like me for instance, I draw anime girls and vtubers for a living and sometimes I draw a specific thing that would be funny for a moment but midway through I start questioning my life decisions.
Villager milk Gott be illegal
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Vex milk
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@@Skyre0m
@@Skyre0 cucumber
I love avocado bread with butter and extra cheese and also some fries and hot sauce.
OK!
Nice
Me too man
And i love avocado toast with sunnyside up egg and salt
*ONE NUMBA SIX WITH EXTRA DIP-*
3:23 The fact that it says "JayM0ji was blown up by Silverfish" in chat
Yes, I'm not the only one who noticed that
my fellow Serial Designation V
In prom style
It was the TNT guys not the silverfish
Man, I don’t like what the villager milk implies when you think about what it really does
fresh and warm milk
Yeahh
and sticky also and very thick
It comes from their nose by the way
@@InternetCrusader-rb7ls remember the theory that squidward's nose is a p---
Milking a Villager is the fastest and easiest way to get on the FBI's list.
Also (probably) the fastest way to fill a trading hall.
Lol
it also gets you fired from Activision Blizzard
Skip never fails to milk us and get the juicy contents from us.
his contents tastes very sweet and salty-
@@tippysoniczxarch3145 🤨
@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbb 🧐
pardon 🤨
mom come pick me up im scareddd
10:15
I can indeed confirm that raw steaks are very tasty
10:15
" is this what it's like to be lactose intolerant?" I just started dying laughing
Incredible how Spider Milk just temporary transforms you into Spiderman
Without the severe emotional trauma
“dont drink that!! youll become a parent!!!” thank you failboat😭
I watched that as I read that comment
4:00 enderMAN milk? THIS IS NOT M-
😂😂
Fun Fact: in a beta version of Minecraft you can Milk squid and get Milk 🥛
I know it make so much sense
@@ChrisLikesAxolotlsi know right
That's not a fun fact anymore
I remember that!, it was so weird and cursed! 😂
Why wasn't squid milk called "squilk?"
Skeleton milk is basically just bone marrow.
yeah
@@Bunny_Billit has lots of calcium 🦴😋
9:09 the Hammer got me 😂
"Hey Dan, wanna show us your milk"
12:15
huh, sooo... who's gonna make a compilation of Skip's out of context videos?
*10:15*-*10:24* too
*8:09**-**8:15* Village Daddy
3:25 Jaymoji was blown up by silverfish
That was the TNT Cannon not the silverfish
i love this "a mod where" series it's realy funny
goats, allays, and sniffer
@@MaxerV19what?
@@ChannelsName bro i told you
@@MaxerV19 what does "goats, allays, and sniffer" mean?
@@ChannelsNameIt means he skipped them and he didn't do came either.
I love when skipthetutorial said "its endermanning time" and endermanned all over the place.
The concept of this mod is vile but functionally it's really cool
4:52 Failboat: i find you a- (gets cut off)
What is funny for the squid is there was a time when you could milk squids
I love making cookies with coca beans and wheat, and of course a cup of phantom milk.
coca beans 🤨 coca leaves have cocaine 🤨
@@projectshadow8787 the phantom milk complements the drug-induced sleep deprivation :)
0:26 Failboat became bananaboat
The OGs remember of "Hey There, Danana."
10:30 love how the cave-spider did a lil dance before skip punched it
6:11 yes. yes it is. you are correct.
0:01 ima need that VILLAGER MILK
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🤨📸
at 15:09 are you telling me no one said "So long and thanks for all the fish" even once????
That's exactly what I thought.
Are we gonna ignore that 3:24 said Jaymjoi was blown up by silverfish
Jay moji and fail boat and skip the tutorial was a splatoon and Minecraft Collab I would never expect
[hits Dolphin with Shulker bullet]
Dolphin: So long and thanks for all the fish!
2:27
Of course he does, he plays Splatoon!
Spi-der Milk!
Spi-der Milk,
Makes you do what a spider can!
Look out, here comes Doug Dim-ma-dome.
7:08 UNDERTALE SNOWMAN PIECE MENTIONED
this man collecting white liquid substance from mobs with hes trusty iron bucket
everybody gangsta until yo homie milks you in minecraft
Hi! This video was HILARIOUS!! Love it!! Happy New Years everyone, too!! May God bless you❤
11:16 Brand new sentence just dropped!
1:43 rare moment were skip the tutorial was shocked
“Now we can access the utters” is crazy 😭
Skip stopped "accessing the utters" after the bat.
"i wanna see squid milk"
-jaymoji, splatoon player
nononononono 😭
3:23 “Jaymoji was blown up by Silverfish”
Enderman milk is the easiest and simplest way to teleport into space IRL
if minecraft collabed with adult swim:
I love Coca Cola flavored cats. The taste of the bones is schrumbous
We all just watched this man milk almost every minecraft mob. New low
That dolphin was like so long and thanks for all the fish.
It all fun and games until you realize you can milk a baby zombie or villager.
skip tried to milk the baby villager he failed
The FBI, the CIA, and the NSA all want to know what they're witnessing
there was a moment in minecraft history, in wich, you COULD milk squids... Thats ironic
4:52
I find you very- *Gets erased from existence*
15:38 the turtle milk should have the turtle master effect
Skip missed a joke at the start. He could have said ground beef
"Hey there, banana. What's it like in New York City?"
Who remembers that?
i guess miguel ohara keeps a spider for milk so he can keep his powers.
Do you see? Banana man? Hopping over on the white hot sand?
At the new minecraft resturant:
waiter: would that be it sir?
customer: no, I will get the villager special too.
waiter: ok (walks away from the table)
customer: (realises that the villager special includes new "villager milk")
*villager noises behind the counter*
Did the customer make the best choice and gulp that stuff down
@@jehut011 Plenty of moans
Missed opportunity to call the chicken milk eggnog
10:01 he eats fish cutely
"KIDS, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!" - AdamRodriguezGamez
6:51"THAT'S STRAIGHT UP CHUG JUG 👹"
is never gonna get old
Bro skin looked like Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.
For short period of time you could actually milk squids!
at the start in stead of saying "smashed burger" he should have said ground beef
Skeleton milk?
...
*Sans' theme starts playing*
Fox milk is definitely the most useful, in my opinion.
R34 artists are going yo have a field day.
2:25 Jay turned into an anime girl for a second.
15:14 so long and thanks for all the fish
"We're on the dog milk now, and the thing about dog milk is it lasts longer than any other kind of milk, because nobody wants to drink it."
11:41 got me dying with laughter
You missed the skeleton horse and the zombie horse.
If you want bookshelves, just loot a stronghold. One library will get you about 4 stacks of bookshelves. If you do this, you’ll have all the books you could possibly need for villager trading and anything else.
Hope you and yours have a happy and safe new year Skip.
The "Bambooed" effect for the Panda Milk should've been called, wait for it, wait for it... *_"Bamboozeld"_* or however that word is spelled, it's a funnier word than "Bambooed"
3:24 “JayMOji was blown up by Silverfish
Me: *WHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTT??!!*
Top 10 questions scientists don’t understand
You forgot Hoglins and Zoglins
can we have the world download to this? it looks really fun to mess around with, and i would like to be able to do it myself.
They should of called it “calcium” with give you strength and the bow 4:54
10:36 - 10:38 bro really said milk me daddy👨🏾🤝👨🏻
11:35 whe never got to see what phantom milk does😭
Oh cool you can milk a squid again wait… you can also milk villa-
at 3:25 to 3:27 it says jamoji was blown up by silverfish
wolf milk should've been pink, to reference the wolf's milk slime mold!
This is the most questionable mod
If you drink villager milk , then you are rather villager mommy the villager daddy.
Me milking a villager: 🗿
Me next :)
Huh @@Ruhrohman18
Omg did I get cu-
"Ink banana boy" weirdest sentence i have ever heard.
Wait, If milk clears effects, why does mob milk GIVE effects?!?
Probably coded so it clears previous effects before it gives its own effects
Normal milk gives you the effect of having no effects
think about this way
normal milk's effect is to get rid of effects
@@rankii_hats that's literally what I said
I laughed when Jay said it’s the most wonderful time of the year bc it is December where I am!
unfortunate Alex ain’t a mob
All players can be milked
-PhoenixSC
after all these years, you can finally milk squids again
Cow and squid milk are the only cannon minecraft milks
7:04 man this is like undertale
Putting these three together is like watching a modern day Three Stooges istg
every milk gives a special effect, and normal (cow) milk removes em
i wonder how does the milk produce from mobs?
fun fact: in the past, you can milk squids
April fools update