This video is a parody, mashing up audio/video from Heathrow: Britain's Busiest Airport. This is not a true reflection of what goes on at Heathrow. (Having to say for legal reasons!)
So if the plane is 3 metres long which is the same as 100 Kylie Minogues, that means Kylie is 3cm tall. To be honest, she is very short so I wouldn't be too surprised if she was.
"Communist terrorists are the number one concern at Heathrow Airport. Mark and Jeff from the SAS, a specialist unit, are tracking a rogue communist, Jessie J, spotted over runway 2." _"If I were in the wrong place at the wrong time, I could damage the engine enough to bring the plane down."_ "The SAS have a number of tools in their arsenal to fight against Jessie J. Mark has one more trick up his sleeve, his trusty pistol." *gunshot *smirking *RIP JESSIE J*
James I watched you since universally challenge and your break literally killed me. One of my favourite YTP creators. I'm so glad you came through at a crucial time.
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This video is a parody, mashing up audio/video from Heathrow: Britain's Busiest Airport. This is not a true reflection of what goes on at Heathrow. (Having to say for legal reasons!)
I missed watching this episode!
So glad this episode is back
I don't use the imperial or metric system. I measure with Kylie Minogues.
From nose to nose.
But that's a well known imperial unit
Anyone know how many Kylie Minogues there are in an imperial kilometre, please?
@@ericdunn555 I think its approx 657.89 K(Minogue)
British people are a bunch of simps
“More people fly out of Heathrow with dismembered limbs than any other airport” - a title to be proud of 😆
This is probably true irl honestly
@@eldritchgoat1422 I was going to comment that as well!
Diversity at it's finest
Gobarn pretty sure thats luton
@@artemis3181 live, laugh, Luton
"Because shes a thirsty beast"
LMAOOO
im sad you didnt edit "tools in their arsenal" to be "tools in their arse"
cmon James.
I'm still learning 😉
I thought that too lol
@@JustJamesOfficial I expected that too.
I like arse as a word
To be fair, I kinda heard "arsehole"
"she's busy hunting passengers down with a blow pipe, because she's a thirsty beast" 🤣🤣🤣 OMG!
That one had me 😂
"The passengers need to be cooked a bit more, they're a little pale"
"Miss, those are the Danish."
That's racist!
@@userPrehistoricman oh yeah so racist so offensive isn't it
@@ben.taylor Impossible! One cannot be racist towards white people!
@@ben.taylor He's just playin along
“The passenger was shot through the head with a pistol”
I lost it then!
Talk about overkill!!
Lol I lost it at that bit
Trying not to wake my heavily pregnant partner with my uncontrollable laughter 🤣🤣🤣
We found the suspect at the end.
"woman's handbag"
"that's the first time I was called a handbag, and it was unacceptable"
“The passenger was shot through the head with a pistol”
😂😂😂
"First time I was called a handbag and it was unacceptable" ~ every karen ever
"The SAS have a number of tools in their arsenal, to fight, Jessie J" 😭😭😭
“This woman missed her flight to Zurich this morning because she was *LOOTING* the airport”
I’m crying
*"It's the largest passenger aircraft in the world, and cost Quantus over £280."*
*I mean, that's technically true.*
Qantas*
"Premium lounge manager Neelam is overseeing today's delivery of Kalashnikov AK-47 7.62mm assault rifles"
*we get that all the time*
weeb
76.2? That's an extremely large rifle
Must be so annoying to get the same assault rifles each day. Being a stewardess is tough ngl
@@sumvs5992 7.62
@@LThaPunisha when I commented it was 76.2
The queue can go for
Like
LoiK
LiIiIk
LIoIke
Y’ know...like...minutes.
Loik loik loik, ya knoiw, minutes
"Now that the belt is moving again, the dead and wounded are scattered all over the airport."
JustJames is the help I didn't know I needed to get me through quarantine.
Since most of Just James' videos have characters named Just James, his videos can be considered self-insert fanfics. In this essay I will...
@Jack McLean Sorry man, essay machine broke
"Crucially the huge plane can carry 520 primitive tribesmen"
2 more than it's nearest competitor, by Jove.
@@ericdunn555 *Nearly 2 more
"Last year Heathrow confiscated everything from mortars, rocket launchers, machine guns, submachine guns and rifles to jars of jam"
Fun Fact: 'Kylie Minogue's lined up nose to nose' is the official unit of measurement we use down under. 😎
"Transporting more than 74 million terrorists a year"
Ok then
With the flights crashing every 45 seconds
Where tf do you get all these sound clips (“shrunken human head”?)
I imagine the narrator did another program about terrorism which he took the voice clips from
@@LuminePrime Have you been to Heathrow? He has 100% not taken them from another programme.
The narrarator was the audiobook reader for Bravo Two Zero
Thwack 😂
@@LuminePrime I was thinking a documentary about tribesmen rather.
“14 times the cost of bare-breasted women”... how much is a bare-breasted women? Asking for a friend
They cost about tree fiddy.
@@kleptrep94 - free tiddy
Brilliant
Noice 😵😵😵
Holy shit hi brad
Holy fucking shit, didn't think I'd be seeing Brad here
Brad does minecraft
“...costing 14 times the price of *BARE-BREASTED WOMEN”*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Those jars of jam are dangerous, watch out
So if the plane is 3 metres long which is the same as 100 Kylie Minogues, that means Kylie is 3cm tall. To be honest, she is very short so I wouldn't be too surprised if she was.
Ayup
@@coloradostatesenatorsteven7443 Ayup!
@@thebotbuilder *Minogues, *3cm, *too surprised
Nose to nose, so she’s even smaller
TheBotBuilder
Looks like 8 inches to me. 😜
Ah yes, just James. Just the comedic relief we need right now.
“It’s the first time I’ve been called a handbag, and it’s unacceptable!”
The passenger was shot through the head with a pistol
“Passengers are preparing to use explosives to carry out small tasks”
I read the title and thought: "what the hell are they on about?"
Then I read the uploader's name and it all fell into place.
I now know what the J stands for in Jessie J. It means Jihad.
RIP Jessie J 😩😭
"The equivalent of 100 Kylie Minogues lying nose to nose" 😂😂
Well, look who's back
Guess who's back
@@metetural9140 Back again
@@pitaya4151 Just James is back, with a rogue communist Jessie J
I wish they would bring back come fly with me, then you wouldn’t have to edit it.
"It's the largest passenger aircraft in the world, and cost Qantas over £280" - I mean, factually accurate I guess?
"Tracking a rogue *communist*, Jessie J, spotted over runway 2"
rouge
@@pablotescobar5444 lol ty
“It’s the first time I’ve been called a handbag, and that’s unacceptable.” 😂
I started to question its legitimacy when he said”helping terrorists” lol
THE LAD IS BACK
"and wants to perform an incredible juggling act."
When I saw the thumbnail I thought this was a documentary. Then I saw it was a Just James video
Oh ffs, for a second I thought this was an actual documentary when I remembered that it’s busiest airport and not a terrorist centre
There are so many line I want to quote in the comments 😂
Damn, I hate it when someone calls me a handbag
It's unacceptable
Y’know, the queue can go for like, like, like, you know, like, minutes
I bloody love this channel. Every time I see there's a new one out it puts a smile on my face!
I said the same when I was first potty trained.
2 uploads in one year wow were being blessed
Oh my god
This is brilliant
“It was the first time I was called a handbag and that is unacceptable” So offensive 🤣
Noooo way, was literally watching this show the other day and was also looking at how long ago you had uploaded. More please!
I’ve actually had quite a similar experience when I was last at Heathrow
I've never seen a more impressive job juggling act, than that Just James fellow.
All while continuing with his Love Live studies. A man we should all aspire to be.
I have been subscribed for almost a year waiting for a new video. Was worth the wait
no way it’s back
Let's see what Heathrow Airport has to say 🤦
2:45 onwards
“ … and jars of jam”
I’m fucking dying 😂😂😂😂
I am obsessed with your videos oml
i hapax legomenoned out of my chair when i saw this notification
"Communist terrorists are the number one concern at Heathrow Airport. Mark and Jeff from the SAS, a specialist unit, are tracking a rogue communist, Jessie J, spotted over runway 2."
_"If I were in the wrong place at the wrong time, I could damage the engine enough to bring the plane down."_
"The SAS have a number of tools in their arsenal to fight against Jessie J. Mark has one more trick up his sleeve, his trusty pistol."
*gunshot
*smirking
*RIP JESSIE J*
"Heathrow employs 350 engineers round the clock to fire their weapons at passengers"
" flights crashing every 45 seconds"
*Somebody please tell me how he does this. Because I’m sure this guy doesn’t say ‘dismembered limbs’ on the daily* 😂😂
Your videos are a different gravy. Absolutely brilliant😂
The most dangerous airports are the ones where students learn to fly
You’ll see a student doing mach 2 on landing in a Cessna 172
ah yes. landing at twice the speed of sound...sounds *fun*
Charlie Roberts sounds about right for a student pilot
I have been to Heathrow once. This is bloody brilliant
When the Airbus A380 is 280 metres of wide and 3 metres long and is the same as 100 Kylie Minogues. Haha
I thought it was already the most dangerous airport 😂😂🤣🤣
"The SAS have a number of tools in their arsenal to fight against Jessie J"
James I watched you since universally challenge and your break literally killed me. One of my favourite YTP creators. I'm so glad you came through at a crucial time.
the storyline about the conveyor belt was my favourite.
I meant to be flying to New York from Heathrow today 😬
I've just been down to Heathrow to pick my brother up . The place is like a ghost town .
2:22 Erm I think we just need to tell the chefs that the passengers need to be cooked just a little bit more, they're a bit pale. That got so hard. XD
I'm sorry, but how could a whole series be made on heathrow?
Cuz it’s huge and busy
When i saw the title i was like *hmm, something educational*, when i saw ''Just James'' *oh yeah yeah it's meme time.*
Not many people know how much editing and creative thinking stuff like this takes this is fucking art :D
I thought this was serious 😂and then I clicked on it
Lol the specifics of the AK47 killed me 😂😂 bloody Neelam hahah
You should do Tenable. Call it either Oneable or Tenunable
Unfinished London took an unexpected turn i see.
It’s the first time I’ve been called a handbag, and that’s unacceptable
I can't believe you are back, please upload more frequently in these times of quarantine!!!!
Idc I'm still going to Heathrow no matter what. Its my nearest airport to my town when I fly internationally.
Ok this is remade I can tell be it made but it’s funny so good job hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha Man this it cool 😎 good job
It took about 5 seconds to realise what was going on haha
yayyyy you are finally back!!! keep it up.
FlyLo chekhching, Keely speakhing
Seen somebody else ask on snatchphrase can we have a total wipeout edit?
*Nearly* two more than its closest competitor
So... The competitor carries _four hundred and ninety eight point.. what?_
Wait, was this unlisted? Because I don’t remember seeing this video, did Heathrow not approve of the video?
How fitting that "Danse Macabre" is playing in the background, while the jovial British narrator rattles off Heathrow's proudest death statistics.
Keep up the good work, haven't laughed so much since last year
PLEASE make an edit of Inside London Fire Brigade!
You know, the queue can go like, like, like, you know, like.... minutes.
someone get me a ventilator
aaaaaah do you got muchos corona-19
no im just laughing too hard
Quality british programming
DND tonight James?
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away would be good.