This video is a parody, mashing up audio/video from Heathrow: Britain's Busiest Airport. This is not a true reflection of what goes on at Heathrow. (Having to say for legal reasons!)
So if the plane is 3 metres long which is the same as 100 Kylie Minogues, that means Kylie is 3cm tall. To be honest, she is very short so I wouldn't be too surprised if she was.
Man it's been so long since a good Just James video. I hope you make more of these videos during this quarantine. There's a lot of good edits to be made of the crap coming out.
James I watched you since universally challenge and your break literally killed me. One of my favourite YTP creators. I'm so glad you came through at a crucial time.
same here except I thought it was actually called Britain's most dangerous airports, then I realised it was Just James finally releasing a new video. I had to watch this anyway :)
This video is a parody, mashing up audio/video from Heathrow: Britain's Busiest Airport. This is not a true reflection of what goes on at Heathrow. (Having to say for legal reasons!)
I missed watching this episode!
So glad this episode is back
Please don't tell me you got sued over this
“More people fly out of Heathrow with dismembered limbs than any other airport” - a title to be proud of 😆
This is probably true irl honestly
@@eldritchgoat1422 I was going to comment that as well!
Diversity at it's finest
Gobarn pretty sure thats luton
@@artemis3181 live, laugh, Luton
I don't use the imperial or metric system. I measure with Kylie Minogues.
From nose to nose.
But that's a well known imperial unit
Anyone know how many Kylie Minogues there are in an imperial kilometre, please?
@@ericdunn555 I think its approx 657.89 K(Minogue)
British people are a bunch of simps
"Because shes a thirsty beast"
LMAOOO
"she's busy hunting passengers down with a blow pipe, because she's a thirsty beast" 🤣🤣🤣 OMG!
That one had me 😂
im sad you didnt edit "tools in their arsenal" to be "tools in their arse"
cmon James.
I'm still learning 😉
I thought that too lol
@@JustJamesOfficial I expected that too.
I like arse as a word
To be fair, I kinda heard "arsehole"
"The passengers need to be cooked a bit more, they're a little pale"
"Miss, those are the Danish."
That's racist!
@@userPrehistoricman oh yeah so racist so offensive isn't it
@@ben.taylor Impossible! One cannot be racist towards white people!
@@ben.taylor He's just playin along
“The passenger was shot through the head with a pistol”
I lost it then!
Talk about overkill!!
Lol I lost it at that bit
Trying not to wake my heavily pregnant partner with my uncontrollable laughter 🤣🤣🤣
We found the suspect at the end.
“This woman missed her flight to Zurich this morning because she was *LOOTING* the airport”
I’m crying
"woman's handbag"
"that's the first time I was called a handbag, and it was unacceptable"
“The passenger was shot through the head with a pistol”
😂😂😂
"First time I was called a handbag and it was unacceptable" ~ every karen ever
"Premium lounge manager Neelam is overseeing today's delivery of Kalashnikov AK-47 7.62mm assault rifles"
*we get that all the time*
weeb
76.2? That's an extremely large rifle
Must be so annoying to get the same assault rifles each day. Being a stewardess is tough ngl
@@sumvs5992 7.62
@@LThaPunisha when I commented it was 76.2
"The SAS have a number of tools in their arsenal, to fight, Jessie J" 😭😭😭
*"It's the largest passenger aircraft in the world, and cost Quantus over £280."*
*I mean, that's technically true.*
Qantas*
"Now that the belt is moving again, the dead and wounded are scattered all over the airport."
Since most of Just James' videos have characters named Just James, his videos can be considered self-insert fanfics. In this essay I will...
@ Sorry man, essay machine broke
JustJames is the help I didn't know I needed to get me through quarantine.
The queue can go for
Like
LoiK
LiIiIk
LIoIke
Y’ know...like...minutes.
Loik loik loik, ya knoiw, minutes
"Crucially the huge plane can carry 520 primitive tribesmen"
2 more than it's nearest competitor, by Jove.
@@ericdunn555 *Nearly 2 more
"Transporting more than 74 million terrorists a year"
Ok then
“...costing 14 times the price of *BARE-BREASTED WOMEN”*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fun Fact: 'Kylie Minogue's lined up nose to nose' is the official unit of measurement we use down under. 😎
With the flights crashing every 45 seconds
"Last year Heathrow confiscated everything from mortars, rocket launchers, machine guns, submachine guns and rifles to jars of jam"
Ah yes, just James. Just the comedic relief we need right now.
“14 times the cost of bare-breasted women”... how much is a bare-breasted women? Asking for a friend
They cost about tree fiddy.
@@kleptrep94 - free tiddy
Those jars of jam are dangerous, watch out
I bloody love this channel. Every time I see there's a new one out it puts a smile on my face!
I said the same when I was first potty trained.
Brilliant
Noice 😵😵😵
Holy shit hi brad
Holy fucking shit, didn't think I'd be seeing Brad here
Brad does minecraft
"Heathrow employs 350 engineers round the clock to fire their weapons at passengers"
“It’s the first time I’ve been called a handbag, and it’s unacceptable!”
The passenger was shot through the head with a pistol
"The equivalent of 100 Kylie Minogues lying nose to nose" 😂😂
“It’s the first time I’ve been called a handbag, and that’s unacceptable.” 😂
2:45 onwards
“ … and jars of jam”
I’m fucking dying 😂😂😂😂
Noooo way, was literally watching this show the other day and was also looking at how long ago you had uploaded. More please!
Where tf do you get all these sound clips (“shrunken human head”?)
I imagine the narrator did another program about terrorism which he took the voice clips from
@@LuminePrime Have you been to Heathrow? He has 100% not taken them from another programme.
The narrarator was the audiobook reader for Bravo Two Zero
Thwack 😂
@@LuminePrime I was thinking a documentary about tribesmen rather.
“Passengers are preparing to use explosives to carry out small tasks”
Well, look who's back
Guess who's back
@@metetural9140 Back again
@@pitaya4151 Just James is back, with a rogue communist Jessie J
So if the plane is 3 metres long which is the same as 100 Kylie Minogues, that means Kylie is 3cm tall. To be honest, she is very short so I wouldn't be too surprised if she was.
Ayup
@@coloradostatesenatorsteven7443 Ayup!
@@thebotbuilder *Minogues, *3cm, *too surprised
Nose to nose, so she’s even smaller
TheBotBuilder
Looks like 8 inches to me. 😜
RIP Jessie J 😩😭
Man it's been so long since a good Just James video. I hope you make more of these videos during this quarantine. There's a lot of good edits to be made of the crap coming out.
James I watched you since universally challenge and your break literally killed me. One of my favourite YTP creators. I'm so glad you came through at a crucial time.
“It was the first time I was called a handbag and that is unacceptable” So offensive 🤣
I started to question its legitimacy when he said”helping terrorists” lol
I read the title and thought: "what the hell are they on about?"
Then I read the uploader's name and it all fell into place.
When I saw the thumbnail I thought this was a documentary. Then I saw it was a Just James video
So glad you're back making more of these videos. They're absolutely gold m8!
Oh ffs, for a second I thought this was an actual documentary when I remembered that it’s busiest airport and not a terrorist centre
I can't believe you are back, please upload more frequently in these times of quarantine!!!!
no way it’s back
Let's see what Heathrow Airport has to say 🤦
As an aviation enthusiast, I was so happy when this came out!! Great vid James
"nearly two more than its closest competitor" 😂😂 fuckin brilliant
I've never seen a more impressive job juggling act, than that Just James fellow.
All while continuing with his Love Live studies. A man we should all aspire to be.
"It's the largest passenger aircraft in the world, and cost Qantas over £280" - I mean, factually accurate I guess?
THE LAD IS BACK
Y’know, the queue can go for like, like, like, you know, like, minutes
"and wants to perform an incredible juggling act."
I wish they would bring back come fly with me, then you wouldn’t have to edit it.
I’ve actually had quite a similar experience when I was last at Heathrow
So glad to see your channel pop up on my notifications! ✌️
I have been subscribed for almost a year waiting for a new video. Was worth the wait
How fitting that "Danse Macabre" is playing in the background, while the jovial British narrator rattles off Heathrow's proudest death statistics.
I have had a bad day today and this has cheered me up! Thanks for creating it
2 uploads in one year wow were being blessed
"The SAS have a number of tools in their arsenal to fight against Jessie J"
Lol the specifics of the AK47 killed me 😂😂 bloody Neelam hahah
The fact that the narrator sounds the same for the original and changed lines makes it so smooth~
When the Airbus A380 is 280 metres of wide and 3 metres long and is the same as 100 Kylie Minogues. Haha
At first I thought this was a normal documentary until it said explosives in the plane and people shot in the head. 😂
same here except I thought it was actually called Britain's most dangerous airports, then I realised it was Just James finally releasing a new video. I had to watch this anyway :)
Oh my god
This is brilliant
“Screw you, you old handbag!”
“So you have chosen... death.”
Not many people know how much editing and creative thinking stuff like this takes this is fucking art :D
Please never stop making these james
2:22 Erm I think we just need to tell the chefs that the passengers need to be cooked just a little bit more, they're a bit pale. That got so hard. XD
“The lane has been closed for ten minutes and the backlog of passengers had been set on fire”
Damn, I hate it when someone calls me a handbag
It's unacceptable
I am obsessed with your videos oml
This is the best TH-cam channel in existence
i hapax legomenoned out of my chair when i saw this notification
The best video to watch before boarding a flight to Heathrow
Just James uploads are rare but you know when it happens it’s fucking gold
finally an upload, my life is complete, this is pure gold
This has brought me nothing but joy thank you so much
"Hunting passengers with a blow pipe because she's a thirsty beast" I fucking lost it.
the humour is truly unrivalled. makes your proud to be british
These videos feel like someone has joined you and your mates mc server and is explaining it to people who have just joined
James I guarantee you love making these videos. Yes it takes effort, I can just see u there laughing when ur watching back the edits
Unfinished London took an unexpected turn i see.
When i saw the title i was like *hmm, something educational*, when i saw ''Just James'' *oh yeah yeah it's meme time.*
"It's the largest passenger aircraft in the world and cost Quantas over £280" is done so smoothly I almost didn't notice the edit 😅
"Tracking a rogue *communist*, Jessie J, spotted over runway 2"
rouge
@@pablotescobar5444 lol ty
PLEASE make an edit of Inside London Fire Brigade!
You know, the queue can go like, like, like, you know, like.... minutes.
" flights crashing every 45 seconds"
The most dangerous airports are the ones where students learn to fly
You’ll see a student doing mach 2 on landing in a Cessna 172
ah yes. landing at twice the speed of sound...sounds *fun*
Charlie Roberts sounds about right for a student pilot
*Somebody please tell me how he does this. Because I’m sure this guy doesn’t say ‘dismembered limbs’ on the daily* 😂😂
This is one of the best ones you've done. Top level lockdown content
"... the backlog of passangers is set on fire and burnt to death." That's one way to clear the queue xD
It took a pandemic to bring Just James back
James: misses his flight once
Also James:
This is your best one, you’ve improved loads over the years lol