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"All the ornaments of your life can be small. But if you can step back and look at them all together, they can be quite dazzling" Dude, that's fucking beautiful.
@@Chris-jw8vm And it's that realm of knowledge that makes the arguments with vegans and vegetarians so much fun. They can lecture me on my meat eating all they want, I know my botany and I can give lectures about morality on food too LOL. Oh you weren't aware that all the "immoral evils" of the meat industry can be applied to plants but because they don't have eyes ears, or make sounds you never bothered to consider how aware and social they are? Good times
"Imagine being decapitated, getting decorated with wierd objects, slowly suffering at others' amusement, and then getting thrown out like trash about a month later, because that is how a Christmas Tree do."
Panzer Krieg If you want a good laugh though, type in "team coco plants." The first video that comes up will probably change the way you look at plants lol.
*To understand animals, imagine they had distinct and hilarious personalities all voiced by a strangely soothing disembodied man who seem to enjoy saying "Bebes" a little too much. That, is how ZeFrank do.*
"It's like the tree. All the ornaments of your life can be small, but if you can step back and look at them all together, they can be quite dazzling" Damn. I really like that
For real though, I can highly recommend “Will my Cat Eat my Eyeballs” by Caitlin Doughty. It’s a hilarious book. She’s a mortician and advocate for normalizing death. The book is her answers to real questions children have asked her.
"...sure, it gets a little awkward at the holiday parties, I lean over to get an hors d'oeuvre, and suddenly my head's bobbing like I'm skiing moguls." I just died!!! 🤣
"Like this, like what's happening right now, feels like fast acupuncture. Or... like I'm just getting a really slow tattoo of just random bloody dots" Anyone whose had a cat knead the shit out of their chest can relate. 😂😂😂
That's why I have a blanket on before I let him knead me, but the little brat pulls down the covers and kneads my gut afterwards. I think he may be doing it on purpose.
“It’s like the tree, all the ornaments of your life can be small, but if you took a step back and looked at them all together, they can be dazzling” I needed that, thanks
I had a poodle puppy. Her first Christmas she ate the tinsel. I come home from work and I notice a silvery wink looking at me with a brown blob on the end. I look closer. Yuck! I get a paper towel, hold the tail like a handle, grab the turd blob and slowly pull. She wriggles in my arms. As the 18" of tinsel clears the hole she sort of SQUEAKS and jumps out of my lap. And thats when I knew I needed a dog crate. She also opened and ate/destroyed the gifts.
Was just like my oldest brother...only he also snacks on paper. Any paper. He just rips off some along the edge and there you go. Spitball. Dont judge. In 1967 he graduated top of his class.
If you haven't blinked since you've initiated hyperdrive it could be millenia. It doesn't just move you from one place to another like they say. It actually moves you to a new dimension to a new zefrank and a new time. That is how the hyperdrive do.
"My head bobbing like I'm skiing moguls" Damn, there would have been dozens of filthy images you could have used but this is ZeFrank and he has standards so he comes up with the best one I've heard in a while!!
"the classics, like 'the art of racing in the rain,' or 'a dog's purpose,' or 'will my cat eat my eyeballs?' " that's the line that made me scream! lol
Real talk... I've been having what is easily my worst day in AGES today, but then seeing this video in my notifications made me smile. Watching it made me smile even more. Then that last bit about the little moments in our lives being dazzling ornaments, ngl, made me tear up. Thanks.
I personally perfer "The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale if Christmas Terror," or "Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Friend," if I'm in a less secular mood.
Mike Palmer Deathlings don’t forget ... that book, I mean. Or that everyone will die. Or that your cat may indeed eat your eyeballs, but it’s not as likely as one might think.
"Seriously? You're gonna do this right now? During the interview? I'm sorry, he's a bit of a 'humper.' Sure, it gets a little awkward at the Holiday parties - I lean over to get an hors d'oeuvre and, suddenly, my head's bobbing like I'm skiing moguls. But that's what Holiday parties are; a chance to come together and see that everyone can be an idiot." 😂😂😂 That, it's how a zefrank deuwr.
"...It's like the tree, all the ornaments of your life can be small, but if you can step back and look at them all together, they can be quite dazzling..." I haven't heard anything as well stated or beautiful as this in ages. Thanks, Ze, you're like the modern Linus.
It’s funny but my hubby says”Mickey says”...and then he makes up a cute story like this, and Mickey ,our dog just sits and looks exactly like what Dan says he is thinking. Mickey wags his tale as if to say”that’s it- just what I was thinking.” Our pets make our lives so much better!
You know, I can watch these multiple times and still cry laughing. Like face-crumply, stomach-crampy, tears-in-your-eyes kind of laughing. Man . . . thank you. 🥰
Same 😔. I didn't even know Ze was back! I kept checking for new videos, forEVER, then just gave up. His "Dear Kitten" series got me hooked lol...then dead silence 😕. It was sad. Glad he came back!
Always worth watching. I hope there is many more to come and enjoy. We like to sit at the table as a family and watch together while having snacks whenever we see a new video we call each other so we watch together. Thanks for bringing us together through laughter.
the super family ost, I just watched a video of that dog. I think my dog needs one of those push button communicators. She understands me (in English, some Spanish, and hand signals). It’s frustrating for her, because I don’t understand “bark.” Still, I understand that most of her barks are game related. The time change is messing with her dinner time. She’s mad about that.
the super family ost, I’ll look into getting one of those. I’ve got a ton of videos of her swimming for her ball, and a few with a friendly sea lion (he actually scared me, and we don’t go to that place anymore). None of them are uploaded. I don’t have channel content.
Omg! The little dog humping the cat is my life! My family has a small dog and she (yes I said she) humps one of our cats every chance she gets. I laughed so hard at that bit!
I’m already buying it now, so they can have funds for this. EDIT: And make him be a voice for Siri. Giving directions and talking back when I look stuff up. 🔥🔥
I nearly spat my tea out at that point!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 When will I ever learn!! I always seem to be eating or drinking something when I watch Zefrank's videos! Nearly choke to death every time. ...from laughing!! Lol
@@ismata3274 Yep. Her name really is Caitlyn. The book is about questions that children have asked her at talks she's given - she's a mortician. (You should check out her channel too, Ask A Mortician.)
02:56- "All the ornaments of your life..." This is pretty profound actually.. A beautiful and thoughtful notion... Now if only I could learn to stand back and appreciate them...
The Nanny State, aka the tax and spend state, California, actually legalized it. One might think Cali is an obvious state for legalizing weed, but they do mandate hanging warning signs that coffee has cancerous agents in it, in coffee shops. Have not seen any other state do this.
@@Orcinus1967 a lot of states have had it legalized for ages, including Colorado, Washington state (where I live), etc. It's really not a big deal at all.
@@deprofundis3293 I would say your statement that its "not a big deal at all" would depend very much on how much weed, what you were doing and where. Its not a big deal with some very big caveats. In some states, weed is legal. Others, like New Jersey, its a civil offense. Still on your record, and you are still probably going to have to hire a lawyer, and spend some time in court. Should one get busted on Federal Land, like a national park or BLM land, weed is still illegal.(The federal government owns roughly 640 million acres, about 28% of the 2.27 billion acres of land in the United States.) You will go to court and face jail time and or fines. Federally, Cannabis has been and will continue to be a Schedule I drug at the federal level for the foreseeable future. This means it's entirely illegal, prone to abuse, and doesn't have any recognized medical benefits, as far as the Feds are concerned. And then there are the rest of the states, where it WILL be on your CRIMINAL record. Bye bye job, bye bye loan opportunity, bye bye credit, hello random stops by the police using license recognition software, hello parole, on and on. In 17 states marijuana is still illegal: Alabama Georgia Idaho Indiana Iowa Kansas Kentucky Mississippi Nebraska North Carolina South Carolina South Dakota Tennessee Texas Virginia Wisconsin Wyoming. No big deal? How about this; You are not driving directly from Pennsylvania, New york, Rhode Island, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Maine, New Jersey, New Hampshire or Vermont to Florida without going through Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Georgia, for instance. If you come up against a gung ho district attorney in a republican controlled state, which most of these no weed states are, expect to be prosecuted to the fullest. Convictions form the ladder for DAs to climb to higher political office. Being "soft on crime" is not one of those rungs. A district attorney relies on his record of convictions and "protecting the citizens of his state", and nothing else, as their platform for election to higher office. If you get stepped on for a minor marijuana offense in his or her journey out of the criminal justice system, so be it. www.fool.com/investing/2019/11/09/17-states-where-marijuana-remains-illegal.aspx Going through an airport? "it is pot luck in a lot of airports, and could even depend on the mood of the arresting officer on that day. If it is a small amount in a state where recreational use is legal, you will probably be set free but need to bin your weed. However, there is a possibility that you will be arrested and charged with intent to transport marijuana to a different state." That WOULD be a big deal. Bring your wallet and your lawyer. PS, its still not legal wayofleaf.com/blog/is-it-legal-to-take-weed-on-a-plane And then there are state marijuana impaired driving laws. This is from the first best article I could find and is old information: "Six states-Illinois, Montana, Nevada, Ohio, Pennsylvania and Washington-have specific per se limits for Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the component that gives cannabis its psychological effects and causes impairment, ranging between 1 nanogram and 5 nanograms. Per se laws establish that once a person is shown to have reached or surpassed the legal limit, that person will be considered impaired by law." Pretty much it is still illegal to drive high, anywhere in the US. Even if you win your case, it's going to cost you your reputation, your time, your money, and probably your job if you drive a vehicle for work, to defend yourself. As soon as your employers insurance company gets hold of the information, they will demand you are fired, or legally increase their rates to the point where you can;t do business profitably, or drop their coverage altogether. Since insurance companies share information, your employer would potentially not be able to get coverage in the state, and then would not be legally able to operate a business. Get busted for DUI in a job that requires you to drive, and you will lose your job. It happened to a friend of mine in PA within the last year. He had a wife and child to support. For him that WAS a big deal. www.ncsl.org/research/transportation/drugged-driving-overview.aspx
@@Orcinus1967 wow, triggered much? You read a hell of a lot into what I wrote. I commented merely because people were acting like it's extremely unusual for marijuana to be legal at the state level, and people in states where it's still illegal have this notion that it changes everything for the worst and destroys society. I'm not a pothead. Never have been, even though I've had it occasionally for more than 20 years. My frequency of using it is barely changed since it became legal; I use the high CBD form more often, actually, which doesn't even make you high. And no, I'd never drive high. There are far bigger societal issues to fight besides pot, in my opinion. But my main takeaway is that (a) it's not as bad as other drugs (b) almost everyone who is a pothead already WAS long before it became legal in their state. Personally, I could take it or leave it, but I'm not going to stop others from using it more frequently if they want to as long as they don't let it run their lives, which I personally wouldn't want to be around, but most people don't abuse it that way - just like most people who drink alcohol aren't alcoholics. Anyway, I wasn't trying to start a debate; clearly you were.
"All the ornaments of your life can be small. But if you can step back and look at them all together, they can be quite dazzling"
Dude, that's fucking beautiful.
Right? This cat is making me rethink my entire outlook on life or something.
Is so deep i have to reevaluate my life. 😢
It's pure poetry.
Yeah, talk about a left -field sentimental.
2:29 true words were spoken
The cat makes a valid point about tree torture. I give him a pass with the mice.
Hardcore
that one had me rolling. what a great new perspective on life....lol
Lol it's much the same with lots of fruit and veg. Atleast when you eat meat it generally isn't still alive.
@@Chris-jw8vm And it's that realm of knowledge that makes the arguments with vegans and vegetarians so much fun. They can lecture me on my meat eating all they want, I know my botany and I can give lectures about morality on food too LOL. Oh you weren't aware that all the "immoral evils" of the meat industry can be applied to plants but because they don't have eyes ears, or make sounds you never bothered to consider how aware and social they are? Good times
@@Chris-jw8vm - Not for long, anyway!
The line about moments in life being like ornaments till you step back was unexpectedly profound
I know right 😢
Shullieq
That and the one the part about Christmas tree vs mouse death
Kat Harper... and simple, about the profound things.
That is how the zefrank do
Yes, it was brilliant!
"Imagine being decapitated, getting decorated with wierd objects, slowly suffering at others' amusement, and then getting thrown out like trash about a month later, because that is how a Christmas Tree do."
This made me not want to ever get a Christmas tree. Like what if they feel pain 😭😭😭
You just explained my Thursday.
Panzer Krieg Actually.. plants do emit ultrasonic screams when damaged or stressed, so.. yeah.
Panzer Krieg If you want a good laugh though, type in "team coco plants." The first video that comes up will probably change the way you look at plants lol.
Oh, so it's like my ex in Soviet Russia...
"That's what holiday parties are. A chance to come together and see that everyone is an idiot"
I FELT that.
Ditto...
it's meew, so deeep man
Yeeeeeeeppp...... That's about right.
Facts, literally the epitome of my dumb ass family
Quote it properly, he said that everyone 'can be an idiot', not that everyone 'is an idiot'
*To understand animals, imagine they had distinct and hilarious personalities all voiced by a strangely soothing disembodied man who seem to enjoy saying "Bebes" a little too much. That, is how ZeFrank do.*
*imagine
@@jayanths1221 Oops. I missed that. Thanks dude.
@@jayanths1221 who in the hell is narrating my imagination
That’s how zefrank *deuwr
2:53-3:08 '_' d
This is what the movie “Pets” shouldve been
Jake
Especially the second movie that was supposed to be about pets going to therapy or whatever
💯😂
Agree. They advertised as pets at home and what do they do. Then all this angry, down in sewer. Bait and switch!!!!😵😵😵
Yep
It’s not too late for a new version!
“Just a blur of colorful lights, then you wake up in the new year.”
Yeah, my holidays every single year. I feel you, cat.
LOL! Merry Christmas!!!!!
Hey now it's legal
EXACTLY! I ROTFLMAO@ THAT!!
@@user-pt1cz4ot1e The colorful blinking lights... the cat said that in the video. Merry Xmas!
CP200S 1:41
Zefrank should narrate books himself. he's got such a soothing voice
Word!
Pun intended...
he sounds like if Morgan Freeman was white
I wouldnt be able to take any of the books seriously with voice
@@pedropimenta896 I would enjoy them all that much more.
@@extradimension7356 I think I've actually heard of some but idk
"It's like the tree. All the ornaments of your life can be small, but if you can step back and look at them all together, they can be quite dazzling"
Damn. I really like that
*I Felt That too*
ukl22
"And dazzling is a very weird word"
zefrank should get a literary award for writing the scripts alone. a brilliant man and a brilliant mind.
For real though, I can highly recommend “Will my Cat Eat my Eyeballs” by Caitlin Doughty. It’s a hilarious book. She’s a mortician and advocate for normalizing death. The book is her answers to real questions children have asked her.
Samantha Godard I love her channel and I’m trying to steal my daughter’s copy of her book.
Wait a minute, it's a real book?!
@@prestonjones1653 --- Yes, it's a real book, and her third.
Her first is called, "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes."
And yes, all 3 books are about Death.
I love her books! And the cat one is just pure gold. I actually SQUEEEEEEEEd when he mentioned it.
"Advocate for normalizing death"...?
What does that mean?
That we shouldn't care about dying? Well, good luck with that.
See you guys in ten years when this is suddenly recommend to everyone
Make it 4
🤣
Yes
You win 😂
I can't wait for those shitty and annoying comments that say garbage along the lines of "gUh-hUH youTUbe recommENDED 2019??!!11!!"
“It’s like a tree, all the ornaments may seem small, but if you take a step back and look at it all, they can seem quite dazzling.” I felt that
something that i wasn't expecting to hear from Zefrank but i actually need it.
Right?!?!?! Quite a lovely thought!
WildRon I’m pretty sure ze has a degree in philosophy
@@StrawHatRain yeah it kinda makes sense since he could make a quite "intriguing" metaphor in the past videos. lol
I love that saying.
“a very slow tattoo or random bloody dots” lol
"...sure, it gets a little awkward at the holiday parties, I lean over to get an hors d'oeuvre, and suddenly my head's bobbing like I'm skiing moguls." I just died!!! 🤣
It happens to all of us at one time or another. Ask Mildred. But shes easily triggered.
That cat can make a lot of money doing tattoos
But he's already put a lot of work into his biscuit making business.
Cattoos!! They'd all be super abstract and amazing!
@@onemooreperson13 Or they'd be tramp stamps, down by that part of the anatomy that shares a nickname with cats :(
*Cattoos*
@@onemooreperson13 damnit you beat me to it.
The cat talkin about a christmas tree had me dying, Ze Frank is a genius
Best one 😂😂😂😂
"How long has it been since I've blinked?"
I can relate to the idea of my pets secretly being really judgmental of me. Like, I once apologized to my cat for not wearing a bra.
Wait, you got after your cat for not wearing a bra? 😜
@@Urban_Piggy read it again slowly
And here I am not giving a f ck about being bra-less.
"Like this, like what's happening right now, feels like fast acupuncture. Or... like I'm just getting a really slow tattoo of just random bloody dots"
Anyone whose had a cat knead the shit out of their chest can relate. 😂😂😂
The armpits, also frequent victims... at least, used to be, back when my cat still lived.
Oh god, the stomach tho
That's why I have a blanket on before I let him knead me, but the little brat pulls down the covers and kneads my gut afterwards. I think he may be doing it on purpose.
what if you left all the little love punctures and had them tattooed?
@@ellicooper2323, and then played dot-to-dot with them.
“It’s like the tree, all the ornaments of your life can be small, but if you took a step back and looked at them all together, they can be dazzling”
I needed that, thanks
Was reading this just as the video played it.
I needed it too. Just didn't know it till it happened.
"don"t worry honey, its not going on the internet" ROFLOL! you are too much zefrank, a gift to the world!
If this guy and Ozzyman were ever to meet up I think the world might just stop until they worked on something together!
Woo-hoo! Shout out for "Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs"! Go Caitlin! Glad to see her book getting the publicity it deserves.
Imagine getting a notification and clicking on it so fast that your cellular telephone catches fire
That is how a Zefrank subscriber do
+
'no views' and 1.7K likes, that's how fast 😂
*Duhyew
Or a stalker
"cellular telephone" lmao
"He's a humper." Best line! 😂
Jennifer Van Tassel But is he a humper only on hump days? (Tomorrow,Wednesday)
Really? I hear it all the time. When people think I can't hear what they're saying.
"I lean over to get and ordorve and all of a sudden my heads bobbing" lol 🤣
"That is how a humper do."
@@donnawoodman6249, selective humping! And food is a must. 😂
Tinsel: “the corn kernel of Christmas ornaments,” LOL!
I had a poodle puppy. Her first Christmas she ate the tinsel. I come home from work and I notice a silvery wink looking at me with a brown blob on the end. I look closer. Yuck! I get a paper towel, hold the tail like a handle, grab the turd blob and slowly pull. She wriggles in my arms. As the 18" of tinsel clears the hole she sort of SQUEAKS and jumps out of my lap. And thats when I knew I needed a dog crate. She also opened and ate/destroyed the gifts.
The narration of cats on catnip is just excellent.
Was just like my oldest brother...only he also snacks on paper. Any paper. He just rips off some along the edge and there you go. Spitball. Dont judge. In 1967 he graduated top of his class.
Funny he should mention "Will my cat eat my eyeballs?" I just started listening to that on audible. Im a huge fan of Ask a Mortician! Hooray, Caitlin!
I was wondering if he made that up. Glad to find out he didn't. 😄
@@Fakan It's got answers to questions kids ask about death, from Caitlin, everyone's favourite online mortician! She's hilarious!
I love to Caitlin. She's awesome.
I love Caitlin too. She's the best!
I watch her also🤪🤪
"How long has it been since I blinked?"
J. Tiberius Kirk a few days
If you haven't blinked since you've initiated hyperdrive it could be millenia. It doesn't just move you from one place to another like they say. It actually moves you to a new dimension to a new zefrank and a new time. That is how the hyperdrive do.
I love how it goes from funny and goofy, to making you have a deep realization about your life.
When you mentioned "Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs"... My kitten bit my nose.
He's either working up to it, or I have a defective cat.
😹
I've never actually sat and watched the ad sponsor before.
Always GARBAGE
@@zvign7554 Have you read Caitlin's other two books? They were very good .
In another video he was pitching some ear buds. It was hilarious.
I thought that was a joke! I'm gonna have to google this now.
Right?! If everyone did ad sponsorships like this, we'd all pay attention lol
"My head bobbing like I'm skiing moguls"
Damn, there would have been dozens of filthy images you could have used but this is ZeFrank and he has standards so he comes up with the best one I've heard in a while!!
YeeSoest 🤣🤣🤣🤣wool that’s vivid, ain’t it!
Yep! I laughed on that one
"the classics, like 'the art of racing in the rain,' or 'a dog's purpose,' or 'will my cat eat my eyeballs?' "
that's the line that made me scream! lol
Real talk... I've been having what is easily my worst day in AGES today, but then seeing this video in my notifications made me smile. Watching it made me smile even more. Then that last bit about the little moments in our lives being dazzling ornaments, ngl, made me tear up.
Thanks.
3:18 Ah yes, who could forget the Christmas classic "Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs"?
I personally perfer "The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale if Christmas Terror," or "Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Friend," if I'm in a less secular mood.
I didn't realize zefrank was fan of our good Death Mother from Ask the Mortician.
@@clray123 he may have just come across it and found the title amusing but I want to believe that's not the case
Mike Palmer Deathlings don’t forget ... that book, I mean. Or that everyone will die. Or that your cat may indeed eat your eyeballs, but it’s not as likely as one might think.
"Seriously? You're gonna do this right now? During the interview? I'm sorry, he's a bit of a 'humper.' Sure, it gets a little awkward at the Holiday parties - I lean over to get an hors d'oeuvre and, suddenly, my head's bobbing like I'm skiing moguls. But that's what Holiday parties are; a chance to come together and see that everyone can be an idiot."
😂😂😂
That, it's how a zefrank deuwr.
A slow tattoo of random bloody dots, 💯 what it's like having a cat
"...It's like the tree, all the ornaments of your life can be small, but if you can step back and look at them all together, they can be quite dazzling..." I haven't heard anything as well stated or beautiful as this in ages. Thanks, Ze, you're like the modern Linus.
2:29 zefrank hitting us with a hidden inspirational speech
0:55 Most Metal description of a Christmas tree I've ever heard.
It’s funny but my hubby says”Mickey says”...and then he makes up a cute story like this, and Mickey ,our dog just sits and looks exactly like what Dan says he is thinking. Mickey wags his tale as if to say”that’s it- just what I was thinking.” Our pets make our lives so much better!
You know, I can watch these multiple times and still cry laughing. Like face-crumply, stomach-crampy, tears-in-your-eyes kind of laughing. Man . . . thank you. 🥰
I am just happy to hear the "Dear Kitten" vibe again.
Still waiting for more of that series btw.
ch dn That's where his voice is from! I totally forgot about hose Dear Kitten ones. Thank you!
Same 😔. I didn't even know Ze was back! I kept checking for new videos, forEVER, then just gave up. His "Dear Kitten" series got me hooked lol...then dead silence 😕. It was sad. Glad he came back!
Want to prank someone who has a cat? Hide some catnip at the top of their Christmas tree.
Brilliant
That's not a prank, that's property damage!
Deuce Moncura party pooper
Good to see you again, and that is sheer torture 😂
Calm down there, Satan.
That big eyed cat is literally the visual definition of ADHD 😂😂😂😂😂
"and they keep it alive like this for like a month before they toss it on the street, its so hard core" made me laugh
"Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs" - hey, zefrank shouted out Caitlin Doughty! Nice!
Thought the same thing👍🏻. Reading it right now!
The cat talking about the Christmas tree and the cat asking of he blinked made this my favorite holiday video of all time😆
Cute little dog at 1:19 looks like he has wings growing out of his head...could be cast in a story of Christmas play, lol
There's something strangely addictive about this voice. I could listen to "cats thoughts" all day.
One of the first few for a Zefrank vid. This is truly a Christmas miracle!
I know bro!!!
That perspective on tree lights towards the end was surprisingly deep and beautiful.
'Don't do the nip everyday, or you'll look like me" LOL
(Has had cat nip,and knows what's it's really like)I hate all these cat nip is a drug jokes!
Always worth watching. I hope there is many more to come and enjoy. We like to sit at the table as a family and watch together while having snacks whenever we see a new video we call each other so we watch together. Thanks for bringing us together through laughter.
Who else feels compelled to stay through the commercial in the end.
I'm pretty sure all my pets ever say is "Food! No food?... find food now." On repeat.
My kitty is more like "Climb, CLIMB, ATTACK, POUNCE, AMBUSH, SCREAM... Gib fud"
the super family ost,
I believe that. My dog wants me to play ball fetch constantly, preferably at the beach or in a pool.
the super family ost,
I just watched a video of that dog. I think my dog needs one of those push button communicators. She understands me (in English, some Spanish, and hand signals). It’s frustrating for her, because I don’t understand “bark.”
Still, I understand that most of her barks are game related.
The time change is messing with her dinner time. She’s mad about that.
Stephanie Logan,
It’s all about the ball. She’s crazy about tennis balls, and swimming, but mostly swimming or running to get the ball.
the super family ost,
I’ll look into getting one of those. I’ve got a ton of videos of her swimming for her ball, and a few with a friendly sea lion (he actually scared me, and we don’t go to that place anymore). None of them are uploaded. I don’t have channel content.
I absolutely love everything Zefrank creates. He is such a hilarious, smart, and creative person.
Omg! The little dog humping the cat is my life! My family has a small dog and she (yes I said she) humps one of our cats every chance she gets. I laughed so hard at that bit!
Man I need to replace anything I have with a voice with zefranks
Imagine Amazon -Alexa- *zefrank*
I might actually buy that
YAAAASSSS.
I’m already buying it now, so they can have funds for this.
EDIT: And make him be a voice for Siri. Giving directions and talking back when I look stuff up. 🔥🔥
And that is how Despacito do.
imagine star trek computer zefrank
Okay but him noticing Caitlin's book made me beyond happy 😭😭
Me too, tho he probably chose it for its catchy title.
Caitlin Doughty gettin the shout-outs!👍🏽
My cat did the tinsel thing. I'll never forget the look on her face when I pulled it lol!!😂😂😂
"Deer Hooman, Thank you for the shiny flashing scratching post.It fell over.Get me a new one. Sincerly your owner, The Kat"
Ear therapy = Zefrank 's voice
I hope my cats have dazzling little moments they remember 😭
i am in awe of the scripting - have to ration watching these videos and savor them
You're a fantastic human! You make laugh till I'm crying and can't catch my breath! That's everything! Thank you.
The one about the ornaments and stepping back to take a look, that ... that really hit home.
Meth-ed out cat should be a permanent character
Didn't know that "Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs" is an actual book. Thanks, ZeFrank.
You're like Pink Guy's saner big brother.
Hooray! Shout out to Caitlyn Daughtery "Will my cat eat my eyeballs" is a real book!
I love how you used Caitlyn Doughty's "Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs?" book! She's one of my favorite TH-camrs, along with you!
Question: how long has it been since I’ve blinked
I nearly spat my tea out at that point!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
When will I ever learn!! I always seem to be eating or drinking something when I watch Zefrank's videos! Nearly choke to death every time. ...from laughing!! Lol
"Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs" by Caitlyn Doughty is awesome. Everyone should listen to it/ read it
No way that's real. I mean the authors name is Caitlyn?
@@ismata3274 Yep. Her name really is Caitlyn. The book is about questions that children have asked her at talks she's given - she's a mortician. (You should check out her channel too, Ask A Mortician.)
That's.... 🤨😲
Reality is better than movies some say. I shall look at her channel. 👍 Thank you 😆🙋🤣🥰
@@ismata3274 enjoy!
Yes. I love her work and her.
I like how he’s talking from the animal’s perspective 😂
It’s a holiday when Zefrank1 uploads a video!
This is definitely the most adorable shit I have seen all week.
I disagree. I just saw the dear kitten series and it was more adorable.
Never stop making these videos. 😍
Dear ZeFrank, please never stop posting these glorious videos. *_"True Facts"_* being the bests ones overall...
Thanks for all of 'em!
I smile at everything zefrank does. That’s how zefrank do.
I have laughed until my stomach hurts at these videos. As a cat owner, and former dog owner, these videos are dead on. 😂😂😂
Oh my side hurts! You know when you laugh so hard you wheeze first, my neighbors think I’m crazy. I can’t.🤣🤣😭💀
The part about the Christmas tree was so funny & demented 🤣🤣⚰️⚰️
That audible ad makes me think about how much I'd love ZeFrank to do an audio book.
I love that you're giving Caitlin Doughty's book a shout out.
"That's what holidays are. A chance to come together and see that everone can be an idiot."
This needs to be a T-Shirt Yesterday
Absolutely LOVE these vids man! You are the GOAT!! I laugh my ass off every time! Keep rockin' it!
“I dreamt that I coughed up a hair ball - that looked like Santa Claus.”
"And got up and walked, and went right back into my butt"
@@alexhuerta2140 "And then I coughed it up again and it went around and around like that like I was a ride in a water park"
That last cat was fricken deep af!
(Second to last. The one before the sponsor)
ThaT lAst CAt iS so DeEp
Can't you use timestamps?
@@mr.bonesomega8437 can't you watch the video?
"a very slow tattoo of random dots" is exactly how making biscuits feels.
But it's so cute and lovey!
02:56- "All the ornaments of your life..." This is pretty profound actually.. A beautiful and thoughtful notion... Now if only I could learn to stand back and appreciate them...
Will My Cat Eat my Eyeballs?
I heard that shout out to Catlin Doughty.
"Plus now its legal"
That cat is from Canada lmao
@Nicole B, that's also what I thought, until I remembered that it's getting legalized in the U.S., state by state.
The Nanny State, aka the tax and spend state, California, actually legalized it. One might think Cali is an obvious state for legalizing weed, but they do mandate hanging warning signs that coffee has cancerous agents in it, in coffee shops. Have not seen any other state do this.
@@Orcinus1967 a lot of states have had it legalized for ages, including Colorado, Washington state (where I live), etc. It's really not a big deal at all.
@@deprofundis3293 I would say your statement that its "not a big deal at all" would depend very much on how much weed, what you were doing and where. Its not a big deal with some very big caveats. In some states, weed is legal. Others, like New Jersey, its a civil offense. Still on your record, and you are still probably going to have to hire a lawyer, and spend some time in court. Should one get busted on Federal Land, like a national park or BLM land, weed is still illegal.(The federal government owns roughly 640 million acres, about 28% of the 2.27 billion acres of land in the United States.) You will go to court and face jail time and or fines. Federally, Cannabis has been and will continue to be a Schedule I drug at the federal level for the foreseeable future. This means it's entirely illegal, prone to abuse, and doesn't have any recognized medical benefits, as far as the Feds are concerned. And then there are the rest of the states, where it WILL be on your CRIMINAL record. Bye bye job, bye bye loan opportunity, bye bye credit, hello random stops by the police using license recognition software, hello parole, on and on.
In 17 states marijuana is still illegal:
Alabama
Georgia
Idaho
Indiana
Iowa
Kansas
Kentucky
Mississippi
Nebraska
North Carolina
South Carolina
South Dakota
Tennessee
Texas
Virginia
Wisconsin
Wyoming.
No big deal? How about this; You are not driving directly from Pennsylvania, New york, Rhode Island, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Maine, New Jersey, New Hampshire or Vermont to Florida without going through Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Georgia, for instance. If you come up against a gung ho district attorney in a republican controlled state, which most of these no weed states are, expect to be prosecuted to the fullest. Convictions form the ladder for DAs to climb to higher political office. Being "soft on crime" is not one of those rungs. A district attorney relies on his record of convictions and "protecting the citizens of his state", and nothing else, as their platform for election to higher office. If you get stepped on for a minor marijuana offense in his or her journey out of the criminal justice system, so be it.
www.fool.com/investing/2019/11/09/17-states-where-marijuana-remains-illegal.aspx
Going through an airport? "it is pot luck in a lot of airports, and could even depend on the mood of the arresting officer on that day. If it is a small amount in a state where recreational use is legal, you will probably be set free but need to bin your weed. However, there is a possibility that you will be arrested and charged with intent to transport marijuana to a different state."
That WOULD be a big deal. Bring your wallet and your lawyer. PS, its still not legal
wayofleaf.com/blog/is-it-legal-to-take-weed-on-a-plane
And then there are state marijuana impaired driving laws. This is from the first best article I could find and is old information: "Six states-Illinois, Montana, Nevada, Ohio, Pennsylvania and Washington-have specific per se limits for Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the component that gives cannabis its psychological effects and causes impairment, ranging between 1 nanogram and 5 nanograms. Per se laws establish that once a person is shown to have reached or surpassed the legal limit, that person will be considered impaired by law."
Pretty much it is still illegal to drive high, anywhere in the US. Even if you win your case, it's going to cost you your reputation, your time, your money, and probably your job if you drive a vehicle for work, to defend yourself. As soon as your employers insurance company gets hold of the information, they will demand you are fired, or legally increase their rates to the point where you can;t do business profitably, or drop their coverage altogether. Since insurance companies share information, your employer would potentially not be able to get coverage in the state, and then would not be legally able to operate a business. Get busted for DUI in a job that requires you to drive, and you will lose your job. It happened to a friend of mine in PA within the last year. He had a wife and child to support. For him that WAS a big deal. www.ncsl.org/research/transportation/drugged-driving-overview.aspx
@@Orcinus1967 wow, triggered much? You read a hell of a lot into what I wrote. I commented merely because people were acting like it's extremely unusual for marijuana to be legal at the state level, and people in states where it's still illegal have this notion that it changes everything for the worst and destroys society. I'm not a pothead. Never have been, even though I've had it occasionally for more than 20 years. My frequency of using it is barely changed since it became legal; I use the high CBD form more often, actually, which doesn't even make you high. And no, I'd never drive high. There are far bigger societal issues to fight besides pot, in my opinion. But my main takeaway is that (a) it's not as bad as other drugs (b) almost everyone who is a pothead already WAS long before it became legal in their state. Personally, I could take it or leave it, but I'm not going to stop others from using it more frequently if they want to as long as they don't let it run their lives, which I personally wouldn't want to be around, but most people don't abuse it that way - just like most people who drink alcohol aren't alcoholics. Anyway, I wasn't trying to start a debate; clearly you were.
I have a feeling about Ze, that he's the proverbial "cabin in a blizzard, he's the one you'd take along" guy.
That was freaking great !!! And what a voice you've got. Thanks for sharing this.
I'm a huge fan of pets that speak.
That got extremely real right at the end and I was not prepared for it.
Your voice is so soothing
I could watch these for days. Thank you Ze Frank
I always called it “jingle bell poop” when I would scoop the box and two balls would be attached by a piece of tinsel😂😂😂