Monty Python - Restaurant Abuse/Cannibalism

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  • from Monty Python's Flying Circus
    Season 1 - Episode 13
    It's the Arts (or: Intermission)
    Recorded 04-01-70, Aired 11-01-70
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  • @graceness91
    @graceness91 8 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    "We're not only proud of it; we're smug about it."

    • @tonydimeo1882
      @tonydimeo1882 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Haha that's accurate.

    • @MrBiggles53
      @MrBiggles53 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They should have called the show Monty Nostradamus’ Flying Circus.

    • @richardkammerer2814
      @richardkammerer2814 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I missed the restaurant bit, oh, I’m the entree; oh, no….

    • @robkunkel8833
      @robkunkel8833 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MrBiggles53.. that might be confusing and difficult at this point in their careers.

    • @xr6lad
      @xr6lad 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Said no vegetarian…

  • @miladynana
    @miladynana 13 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    one of the thing I love about eric Idle is that he's the best woman in the group and he doesn't even has to change his voice or wear a wig xD

  • @NelsonClick
    @NelsonClick 7 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    2:07
    "Quite frankly, I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution".
    Loquacity: the quality of talking a great deal; talkativeness.
    Circumlocution: the use of many words where fewer would do, especially in a deliberate attempt to
    be vague or evasive.

    • @FSMonster
      @FSMonster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You explained that in a very *roundabout* way.

    • @UncleHappy5
      @UncleHappy5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      In layman's terms: People who use inflated language that means nothing at all to satisfy their inability to shut the fuck up.
      Ironic in this sketch of course.

    • @Mochrie99
      @Mochrie99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sometimes, Shirley, I think you're almost human....

    • @ZacHawkins42
      @ZacHawkins42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mochrie99 Of course I'm human, and stop calling me Shirley...

    • @micahnewman
      @micahnewman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ... ooh, I don't like _that._

  • @ruthhook1234
    @ruthhook1234 8 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "It's not a proper sketch without a proper punchline"..."RHYTHM METHOD"
    Why these guys are like that book you have that you can reread over and over and find something new each time.

    • @Mochrie99
      @Mochrie99 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      "I'm stupid! I'm muggins!"

  • @NewhamMatt
    @NewhamMatt 10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    2:00 You can see John Cleese struggling not to crack.

  • @HorrorFrogPrincess
    @HorrorFrogPrincess 15 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "You haven't seen my wife anywhere, have you?"
    "No, sir, I haven't."
    "Oh, thank God for that."
    The deadpan delivery is awesome. XD

  • @Mochrie99
    @Mochrie99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "Once I married someone who was beautiful and young and gay and free....whatever happened to her?"
    "You divorced her and married me!"
    **random applause**

  • @shadowhaddock222
    @shadowhaddock222 11 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I really enjoy this sketch, I'm not only proud of that; I'm smug about it.

    • @TheCheshireCat2190
      @TheCheshireCat2190 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @koboDresden
      @koboDresden ปีที่แล้ว

      I definitely judge you for that. Smugly.

  • @micahnewman
    @micahnewman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    This is actually probably one of my favorite sketches. There's just so much packed into it.

    • @micahnewman
      @micahnewman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ...not for food, anyway.

  • @beatlebob101
    @beatlebob101 13 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I did this sketch at a talent show at my school the whole crowd was practically dying when my friend came out dressed as a woman and when he said "i dont take the pill cuz its nasty" even the principal laughed.

  • @ariadnepyanfar1048
    @ariadnepyanfar1048 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This just made me want to go watch Flying Circus. Something fabulous about the word-smithing, the deadpan presentation of surrealism, the whole thing.

  • @MrPddouglas
    @MrPddouglas 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Every sketch they didn't' use on their show, all in one sketch.

  • @Mochrie99
    @Mochrie99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "D'you know, I....still wet my bed...."

  • @s7409651
    @s7409651 13 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This sketch is so strange. It borders on uncomfortable at times and doesn't quite flow as well as the 'classic' sketches - but Palin's waiter and Eric Idle's outburst of 'Rhythm Method' at the end get me every time! It's like a lesser known Python gem.

  • @FunnyFungus
    @FunnyFungus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The. Most. Random. Sketch. Ever. Nice!

    • @IamSpacedad
      @IamSpacedad 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, it's a lot of vinetted smaller ideas that would normally be a whole sketch on their own but they jammed them all together with nice results.

    • @julianbaxter2403
      @julianbaxter2403 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lets see:
      The Ridiculous Wife, The abusive waiter, the philosopher, and cannibalism.

  • @MrPjw5
    @MrPjw5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    It's really funny how Idle's woman in this sketch is basically like every single TH-cam commenter; she always complains about everything and then randomly switches to talking about a facet of her life that nobody cares about.
    Yes, I'm aware of the irony that I myself am a TH-cam commenter, but if there's one thing I've learned from the Chaps, it's that life is absurd, and the best response is to go with it and find reasons to make yourself laugh.

    • @HAISPAM
      @HAISPAM 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      She's ending each of her diatribes with a crack about how she has the possibility of bearing children, which I always interpreted as somewhat threatening. "As nasty as this person is, what's worse is that she can make MORE."

    • @cmolodiets
      @cmolodiets 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that was actually an extraneous bombastic comment on a pretty absurd sketch.
      When i was a child I attended a birthday party where a real private clown was invited.Nobody laughed. The clown was embarassed and the host furious

    • @dont-want-no-wrench
      @dont-want-no-wrench ปีที่แล้ว +2

      more women like that around than i would like.

    • @dickrichard626
      @dickrichard626 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's simple, most people think about wether something 's good or not and then switch to supporting their opinion with their experience.

  • @PeetaMellarkisthebest
    @PeetaMellarkisthebest 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love the albatross callback. "Ever since you've married me, Douglas! You've treated me like an albatross."

    • @premanadi
      @premanadi 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Also "There's a dead bishop in the lobby, sir" "I don't know who keeps bringin' em in here."

  • @KsAnNa
    @KsAnNa 14 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I love Eric's rants especially when you can't follow them any more.

  • @PhoenixHealing
    @PhoenixHealing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Of all the Monty Python guys Eric Idle makes the prettiest lady :-)

    • @numbernine8571
      @numbernine8571 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm sure he/she is flattered.

  • @TheCheshireCat2190
    @TheCheshireCat2190 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Eric Idle's character in this has me absolutely howling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JaneXemylixa
    @JaneXemylixa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Two things:
    1. the Homicidal Barber has found himself a job apparently;
    2. 2:37 speak of a Graham, as they say...

  • @Papadragon18
    @Papadragon18 13 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm not only proud to be a true Monty Python fan, I'm smug about it.

  • @reallyverybored1
    @reallyverybored1 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    John Cleese and Eric Idle are AWESOME in this sketch

  • @murielsartre
    @murielsartre 14 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The headwaiter will be along to abuse you in a few moments.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 15 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how they work so many gags into one sketch

    • @wavesofwoodenlegs
      @wavesofwoodenlegs 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tareltonlives Agree and that it always comes back to the original idea of the nattering wife.

  • @chelle329
    @chelle329 15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Forgot about this one... another cannibalism theme... tee hee hee. Keep sharing these... thanks!

  • @BoyKagome
    @BoyKagome ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "No it doesn't!"
    "sorry."
    .... gold.

  • @BustyGretchen
    @BustyGretchen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Every time I watch this sketch I have a distinct sense of deja-vu.

    • @numbernine8571
      @numbernine8571 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I only felt like that the first time I watched it.

  • @justforever96
    @justforever96 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    He's arranging to sell his wife as meat...;)

  • @Ryoushadow
    @Ryoushadow 13 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "We're not only proud of that, we're smug about it."
    It's a shame this is true for so many vegetarians.

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wonder how this sketch would be had the restaurant been one with a Paleo menu. 😅

  • @Lostredfin
    @Lostredfin 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Classic, idle at his best.

  • @tarekmoneimsaid
    @tarekmoneimsaid 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    1:32 - 1:40 that's about right.

  • @that1weirdkid27
    @that1weirdkid27 14 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The only thing hotter than young Eric Idle is Eric Idle as a woman.

  • @bmckelvy5717
    @bmckelvy5717 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Reminds me of the Restaurant at the End of the Universe

  • @RaptorChick
    @RaptorChick 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yup. Formica is used for counters and such.

  • @wilberforce95
    @wilberforce95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    somehow I think this is the craziest sketch that MP has ever done.

  • @c0gsinc0gs
    @c0gsinc0gs 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Two words; Fucking surreal.

  • @koprej
    @koprej 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    No, it DOESN'T!

  • @Hashnew
    @Hashnew 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    '...glass of blood. Oh! What give-a-way!'

  • @LovcraftianHorror
    @LovcraftianHorror 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    .. not for food anyways...
    Love it!

  • @bradoneil536
    @bradoneil536 หลายเดือนก่อน

    There’s a basic plot about a restaurant here, but I always felt like they also threw in any spare lines they had written which didn’t pan out into a full sketch idea, but were funny on their own and they wanted to get them in the show, like the Greek actor having his soliloquy denied by Cleese. This sketch is super random even by Python standards.
    Also, Palin’s “…not for food, anyway” is my pick for most underrated joke in the series.

  • @MistressMocha
    @MistressMocha 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Would you like a glass of blood - OOh! What a giveaway!

  • @josephloehr9617
    @josephloehr9617 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    John and Eric try not laugh as Terry is rolled in

  • @barry7608
    @barry7608 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Only these guys could pull it off, and certainly only for those with a sense of humour !!

  • @Garrett24O
    @Garrett24O 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I don't take the pill cause it's nasty" EPIC WIN!

  • @jasobres
    @jasobres 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Albatross!

  • @bizsmith1812
    @bizsmith1812 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    im very happy to be here

  • @aum3.146
    @aum3.146 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The ancient Greek actor . One of the few times the show made an absurdist joke that didn't work.

    • @SundaeRoast
      @SundaeRoast 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why did you like your own comment? 🥴

  • @forestsoceansmusic
    @forestsoceansmusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Another one I haven't seen! Not bad! (I'm beginning to suspect the Australian Censor didn't let them all through in the early 1970's.)

  • @QuikVidGuy
    @QuikVidGuy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Between this sketch and one character in the last video I watched being named Turpin, I'm guessing someone's a Christopher Bond fan.

  • @Treebot1
    @Treebot1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This may well have been one of their most absurd sketches

  • @DreadArkive
    @DreadArkive 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    There will now be a whopping great Intermission, during which, small ice creams in very large boxes will be sold.

  • @TamiJoeris-ge5dg
    @TamiJoeris-ge5dg 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Eric is so cute. 😊

  • @PeetaMellarkisthebest
    @PeetaMellarkisthebest 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Sometimes Shirley, I think you're almost human"

  • @olefredrikskjegstad5972
    @olefredrikskjegstad5972 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Cleese is channeling a bit of Basil Fawlty in this sketch

  • @whatnow2522
    @whatnow2522 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Did Douglas Adams lift a bit of this sketch for The Dish of the Day?

    • @void.control
      @void.control 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's exactly what I thought upon viewing this sketch .

    • @Jimpozcan
      @Jimpozcan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me three

    • @edwardbornstein359
      @edwardbornstein359 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Douglas Adams knew the Pythons and sometimes worked with some of them, so there may be a common origin, yeah.

    • @estoy1001
      @estoy1001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He might have helped write this one, so he was fine grabbing a bit from this one. Everybody takes stuff from work from time to time...

    • @jojones4685
      @jojones4685 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      what I thought

  • @jessiethegeek
    @jessiethegeek 15 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I once married a woman who beautiful,young gay and free....whatever happened to her
    You DIVORCED her and married ME

  • @jimboid74
    @jimboid74 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    always loved this skit, just so totally nonsensical.

  • @drparnassus2867
    @drparnassus2867 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:35 Douglas Adams massively ripped this bit off!

  • @robbiereilly
    @robbiereilly 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "WE WOULDN'T DO IT...not for food anyway."

  • @EpicStopMotions72
    @EpicStopMotions72 10 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I'm a straight girl and for some reason I'm really attracted to Eric as a woman. I seriously hope I'm not alone in this xD

    • @PreservationEnthusiast
      @PreservationEnthusiast 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're probably a closet lezza or bi, but you just don't care to admit it!

    • @PreservationEnthusiast
      @PreservationEnthusiast 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Flexible is good... bi curious I'd say ;)

    • @EmployeeJoe630
      @EmployeeJoe630 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe its a fetish?

    • @ariadnepyanfar1048
      @ariadnepyanfar1048 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      OMG! Me too! I don't know why, he's just really appealing dressed like that. The wig especially goes so well with his face.

    • @Justin72walker
      @Justin72walker 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it might be the way he does his voice... right timber and frequency and such.

  • @Komicklepto
    @Komicklepto 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah that what he says according to the subtitles of the DVD.

  • @murielsartre
    @murielsartre 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    The music is "Theme from 'A Summer Place'".

  • @Waltham1892
    @Waltham1892 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lemon Curry?

  • @Magg78
    @Magg78 ปีที่แล้ว

    ‘…but on the other hand…’ 👌🏻😄

  • @carlwalsh7944
    @carlwalsh7944 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Looks as if they were reading the Bald Soprano.

  • @trevorsmith7753
    @trevorsmith7753 ปีที่แล้ว

    The blonde cloakroom girl is Swedish Ewa Aulin, from the film Candy (1968).

  • @nefwaenre
    @nefwaenre 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    David Walliams tried this lady bit in Little Britain! Well, this is the original Sauce! HAHAHA

  • @jessiethegeek
    @jessiethegeek 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    *intermission music*
    Now for a great whopping intermission where smal ice creams in large boxes will be sold!"

  • @anonUK
    @anonUK 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:35. So that's where Douglas Adams got it from...

  • @npc3po301
    @npc3po301 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really love the.. um... the.. ermm..
    ..
    oh forget it

  • @NotSteveCook
    @NotSteveCook 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Where has this sketch been hiding?

  • @Satori19
    @Satori19 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this bit, one of my very favourites. Makes no sense at all.

  • @HAISPAM
    @HAISPAM 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anyone else notice how the crowd seems to react when he says, "I might be pregnant"? (0:33) I seem to hear more people taking offense to that than laughing. Odd.

  • @lorddornel2416
    @lorddornel2416 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Not for food, anyway."

  • @RasMajnouni
    @RasMajnouni 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    First time seeing "Monty Python" was "around" 1973 with my Dad.Started Terry's weird graphics> I didn't know it was a humour conglamerate. Thought I was having an acid flashback.Years later I showed my 7 kiddies and since they don't speak English they got bored.

  • @PetersPianoShoppe
    @PetersPianoShoppe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This episode was the reason that, for a period of a few years, my go-to phrase for commenting on a newly wed couple was: "He'll be the ruination of her rhythm method!"

  • @user-ce7es2sv3e
    @user-ce7es2sv3e 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:58-2:01
    Cleese corpsing

  • @jimfreemon7791
    @jimfreemon7791 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Classic humor.

  • @Chadner
    @Chadner  13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @MsHannahMCR Only Eric Idle in this particular scene, or other pythons crossdessing aswell?

  • @murielsartre
    @murielsartre 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    Psst! It's "the mighty owl of Thebes".
    Carry on.

  • @jessiethegeek
    @jessiethegeek 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    You always were late weren't you thompson?
    Hello Headmaster,what are you doing here!!
    fine ,fine fine thank you,fine thank you

  • @KnakuanaRka
    @KnakuanaRka 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Monty Python leftovers.

  • @Procket12
    @Procket12 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't know what's more disturbing, the fact that Eric Idle is wearing women's clothing or the fact that he is actually conceivable as a real woman? Now that's scary!

  • @madpiratesarah
    @madpiratesarah 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    would you like a glass of blood?
    oH WHAT A GIVE AWAY!
    lol

  • @noodledog11
    @noodledog11 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    He'll be the ruination of her....rhythm method

  • @jessiethegeek
    @jessiethegeek 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well I must be off,or I'll spoil..Janet!*clap**odd interlude of music*
    Oh I don;t like that I think its silly,Of course nobody cares what I think
    (pops popcorn and joins in waiting)

  • @numbernine8571
    @numbernine8571 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    How do you know if somebody is a vegetarian?
    They will tell you, proudly.
    And repeatedly.

  • @user-kn4ge3gn8j
    @user-kn4ge3gn8j 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Oh what a giveaway hahahaha

  • @limefrog77
    @limefrog77 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    They must be good at it then :P

  • @murielsartre
    @murielsartre 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    RHYTHM METHOD!

  • @spaced-_-out8453
    @spaced-_-out8453 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got an Applebee's ad on this video o_O

  • @Himaryous
    @Himaryous 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    A Shakespearean actor attempts to fit in but he can't...it's theater of the absurd.

  • @HerEyesWereWild
    @HerEyesWereWild 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I actually know someone just like Eric Idle's character... scary! XD

  • @Lshannon90
    @Lshannon90 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Eric Idle is a beautiful and convincing lady. xD

  • @jessiethegeek
    @jessiethegeek 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Would you care for a glass of blood?"
    Oh what a Giveaway!
    No,we'd like to see the menu please,dont think its a proper restaurant unless they have a proper menu,and anyway,I might be pregnant

  • @ismellrudolph
    @ismellrudolph 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man: WOMEN EY!!?
    Woman: ???
    Man: *goes home to beat one out and crys

  • @TanjaKarakas
    @TanjaKarakas 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    But now i have time...who should i take..should i go to the dentist..or..where..

  • @Monaqute
    @Monaqute 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    WE WOULDN'T DO IT!

  • @chasetheguitarplayer
    @chasetheguitarplayer 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is it weird that, me being a straight guy, totally understands what you're talking about?