Mark Normand - You Can't Trust Google
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- #MarkNormand on sneaky internet ads, his favourite type of people, and gender double standards.
#MarkNormandStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2013.
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My favorite black comedian of all time
He is kevin hart!
I'm thinkin yeah..
Yess hes gay
Black don't crack lol
Favorite gay* comedian
His little "alright" is hilarious lol. It's almost like he's ready to move on to something else.
he stole it from mitch, along with the little laugh
T J and Mitch stole it from Rodney Dangerfield. 😉
You are not edgy, it’s been done before. LOL 😝
@@Xplora213 you're showing me no respect man. No respect at all.
T J I’m having a moment. Godfather part 3, Joe Mantegna... who was taking the piss!? Coppola or Rodney?
@@Xplora213 it's all strictly business man.
This dude is so underrated. Absolutely brilliant.
Patrick McGill he's getting a special may 12th :)
Just found out about him like a month ago and I think I’ve seen every TH-cam video with his name in the tittle or tagged
Patrick McGill he’s perfectly not rated and deservedly so.
He was on Joe Roegonas podcast not too long ago he's been making the rounds, his time is coming.
hes under a lot of things..
(IE , guy b get n f'ed in the a on the dl , lgbt , n such, lowkey no bs, b. u c ?)
you heard of bruce lee? u know, little dragon?
well mark has got bruised knees.& in the nyc club scene he's known as "lil drag-on bottom". (the - polarity for the butt-sexings. but this doesn't leave this thread though, ok?) 👍😉
Kinda disappointed that he said his own name instead of the usual “I’m Kevin Hart” LoL
me too ... left me a little off balance
I'm Kevin Hart
Kevin wasn’t around at that time
@@Sarriacarreviews this was 2013, Kev has been a big name in comedy since 2011 and started stand up in 2001. You trippin
It's a sad day indeed
This guy has "radio man" voice.
Neokigali this guy has “Kevin Hart” voice
Exactly what i was thinking. Or a voice over voice
He does, listen to his Podcast, it's freaking hilarious. Tuesdays with Stories.
Or a bored sports announcer
It's even better to hear him in an interview or a podcast. He talks like that all the time. It's really interesting to listen to a guy talk like a game show host.
"Took you a minute there gay there you are"
"Ooooohhh.....!"
He's got good jokes damn, really funny.
Running out of excuses for being a bed wetter at sleepovers?
What's this mess here on my carpet mark?
Oh.. I must have.. Dropped a cup of piss.
Had me dying rofl
It would be more accurate if he said like finding an onion ring in your french fries cuz it's not straight
Muamer Blazevic booooo . . .
That's pretty lame lol
Lol, I dunno why you gettin all this hate, I had the exact same thought
@@SloppyballsMcGuillicutty nobody cares that you didn't like the pun dude move on
Emma Joy it wasn’t funny you dolt. stick with your cartoons and fuck off you simpleton !
This lad reminds me a lot of Norm Mcdonald, very light hearted and genuine.
so funny.. love his style of delivery
yoooo, at 33 second, Mark says "Hey, Google" so clearly.. it activated my android's google voice recognition
Lol me too😹
Spicy latinas for a friend lol
Wow i've been to countless comedy shows, saw him in 2017 & this guy is awesome & hilarious. He's one of those rare down to earth comedians that takes a picture with you after the show just because you went & enjoyed it 👍
Love Mark Normand - Very strong Set..... Genuinely a great guy and comic.
I love this guys set up for his jokes he intentionally makes things awkward to segway into his jokes an delivers his punchelines great from it great comic
Are you sure?
"Hey man, I don't see color.
Also, I'm colorblind."
love this guy so much
the energy is... rare!
0:32 when you're on a Google phone and the video paused because it activated Google assistant 😂👀
Kevin Hart is one of my new favorite comedians - even though he forgets his real name sometimes!
.......for a friend.
I think he’s done gay jokes in every clip I’ve seen but they’re always different
he literally says the same jokes every show,pay some attention
@@eksquisite lol exactly
you guys heard of bruce lee?? 😄
Nah the french fry in the onion rings is in all his acts
Very good. I love his material and his laid back delivery.
He said, "Hey Google," and my phone activated the thing.
the sound like the ostrich in family guy
I was searching in Google a bed for my dog, after that I wanted to see a video on TH-cam, AND IT WAS AN ADVERTISEMENT "BED FOR YOUR DOG"
I love this guy’s laugh
He somewhat reminds me of Norm Macdonald lol
name
Norm MacDonald is an anagram of Old Marc Normand
Oh yeah pleeease! Morph in to the New Norm Mc Donald. ! Inappropriate and awkward
@@jakelm4256 no its not you added an r
@@randomdude6679 19 people and more lost souls to come.
2:10
What a transition
1:04 Finally.. someone said it..
Called on the colourblind with a bluff... Lol.
When he said "Hey Google" at 0.33, Google Assistant opened on my phone
Wicked
Same
Same. Came here looking for this comment.
Every single video of him is him talking about how much he love gays. Impressive.
an impressive feat
He had a baby sitter who was a transgender woman when growing up
@@drewdowns7128 okay
Aw kinda disappointed he didn’t end with the “thanks a lot, I’m Kevin Hart” like he usually does
he's so smart, i freaking love him
Wait, I though he’s Kevin Hart!
That last line made me laugh so loudly that it scared my wife lol.
Also, the title is true, but for very different reasons.
i love this guy. it's 2017 already, where's his special?
comedy central
mark normand omg you replied my googleable question (although here in china the expression is bingable) thanks❤️! i'll... look for pirated versions, cuz, u know, regional circumstance. sorry🙃
An D you really think that’s him commenting? ha.
And now it's 2019 and I just discovered him, he's funny.
@@billyt8868 It is, he has a TH-cam page just like almost every other stand up comedian.
I cant believe no one lost their shit like i did at "You may not be a racist but you are a liar"
The "like a onion ring in your fries" line was really good :D:
It was the opposite
Looks like Kevin Hart's trying to pretend he's someone else after his gay jokes came to light!
Even his delivery is so much like Jerry Seinfeld's stand up in his sitcom. No wonder Jerry likes him so much
His delivery is *exactly* like Norm Macdonald
@@Phobero nope
Kevin Hart never disappoints 😂
Appreciate him talking about double standards of the society...
A lock thats opened by a lot of keys is terrible.
A key that opens many locks is impressive
@@hoesmad8626 locks aren't sentient beings, men spread sti's as easily as women do, unsafe promiscuity is, well, unsafe, for either sex, but as long as you're being safe there's no reason that female promiscuity and male promiscuity should be held to different standards, the only reason it is, is being of institutional sexism, long standing oppressive systems that keep the men in society levels above the women, this idea, your lock analogy, has existed for thousands of years, and gone through many different forms, it has many different arms
It's logically wrong, men are no smarter or more worthy of positions of power than women based solely on their gender
Only reason "man" and "woman" exist as concepts in nature is because we need to reproduce, that's it, both sides have the same potential to contribute to society, it's a damn shame that our societies have continuously imposed force on other groups just to stay ahead, when, in most cases, everyone could succeed if they worked together and treated each other fairly
Damn shame
@@hoesmad8626 incel mentality ew
Last was gold
"Thanks alot, i'm Martin Lawrence!"
Flawless set
Well I am prude, heterosexual girl and i love his jokes. He has so progressive mindset , that it makes me want to binge watch his stand-ups . I think he should be given an opportunity to have one on one with Bill Burr
this guy is dope!
When he said "Hey google" my phone pulled up google and i was hella confused till i retried it
I think I've turned off the voice activation because I just sat and said "hey Google", too many times, and nothing happened.
So intelligent, so funny, so enlightened.
He Deserves More Laughs ☺️
Are you sure?
The king of the underdogs! Love this man, no homo
Give it a gooog!
Video title “You can’t trust Google”
Google ad plays before the video lol
Love this. Great comedy set.
Best comedian from Philly, ever.
His " ha haaa" reminds me of the ostrich from familly guy😅
Why did it take me til 2019 to find this guy? So fuckin underrated
that was f*cking poetry, all his realizations r like hilarious modern day philosophy
4:10 guy in the purple shirt looking at his girl
Lol nice catch
Mark Normand is becoming a favourite
this fella is goin' places.
All his jokes were DOPE but his last one was absolutely LIT 🤘
Use English
@@breadoflifefaiupu8992 👈 check out the grammer police 😆 .. I was talking English you fake a* Lionel Richie lmao..
I love his comedy so much i need it in my life
Such a good ending.
Fuck thats a good set. Where have I been on the Normand train?
That last joke is amazing.
underrated
Give it a Goog!
Wait, I thought this was Kevin Hart..
analogies always on point
:49 did they put the camera on the latina that was there ? lol wtf xD
My phone stopped when he said that...
Favourite comic going today
❤️ him
Definitely the funniest simp around 🤣
Mark "give it a goog" Norman
I love Mark Normand
this triggered my google home
This guy is a great comedian and so young. He has lots of potential for growth.
I Love this guy
He’s so cute n funny!! Love him
get it, "short end of the stick!?"
😋🔫
This crowd is lit
Mark Normand? I thought that was Kevin Hart
that closer tho XD
Love mark normand
Tight 5 is tough, good shit
Give it a goog
Somebody get this man a shield.
Edit 1: A Netflix show
4 months and still no edit 2.. I'm so tired of waiting for that day.. goodbye Rage Goat. I made you this to remember me by. Someday I hope you see that I was here for you but you were no longer around. 😡🐐
My phone stops when he says hey google
This guy is so fing funny!
I was recently inside a Walmart at 4 in the morning buying camping gear & I was thinking the same thing lol
You might be happy but the workers who offer you that service at 4:00 AM for a minimum wage know that they are in that situation because they made some bad decisions in their lives and you know it too.
But they know you don't really care so they give you a fake smile.
@@Garium87 not everyone starts at the top and works their way down. Some people start at the bottom.
this guy has the voice and mannerisms of an animatronic
Good set
My new favourite comic.
Love this guy
He’s like that mark from parks and rec
Haha great set
Normand is an effffffffing beast