Mark Normand Performs Stand-Up

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  • Comedian Mark Normand thinks being an adult is hard, and you can tell by the abbreviations: OMG becomes DMV.
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  • @ia9562
    @ia9562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1190

    Dude been hungover for like 6 years lmao

    • @sellz22
      @sellz22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      He decided to keep it

    • @DJ_InYourFace
      @DJ_InYourFace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A little hungover but also something else.

    • @andrikpozos6194
      @andrikpozos6194 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Terrell Jamir nice lie

    • @yzotape529
      @yzotape529 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Augustus Willie lies

    • @fartpimpson3843
      @fartpimpson3843 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      InstaPortal: the perfect product for insecure future incel mass shooters

  • @HonestSonics
    @HonestSonics 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1635

    'This whole time I thought I loved music, turns out I just hate my brain.'
    FATALITY

    • @mattcullen6109
      @mattcullen6109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HonestSonics i just like drowning out other people

    • @ichie7725
      @ichie7725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      666th like, I'd like to take this time to thank every youtuber that helped me achieve this feat, I thank you

    • @evchamo2
      @evchamo2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ichie7725 sorry I'm late, you're welcome.

    • @samesamv1472
      @samesamv1472 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought I'm podcast junkie either turns out the same ahahahah

    • @ansonzakai2062
      @ansonzakai2062 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      InstaBlaster

  • @getthepapersgetthepapers
    @getthepapersgetthepapers 7 ปีที่แล้ว +918

    Lol Mark and his 1920s newspaperboy cadence

    • @skubydubydu
      @skubydubydu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      get the papers get the papers Relevant username

    • @InnerDness
      @InnerDness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      His "Just After Vaudeville" delivery makes me love his jokes even more. Kinda Norm MacDonaldy

    • @titoaldunate
      @titoaldunate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Still strong

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @darkinstinctful123
    @darkinstinctful123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1875

    He laughs like a dude who's been in an abusive relationship. xD

    • @maglorian
      @maglorian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      to be fair, you've just described the relationship between every stand-up comedian and a tough crowd. ;)

    • @SlipperyTeeth
      @SlipperyTeeth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      huh huh

    • @imacg5
      @imacg5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, with life.

    • @337Steve
      @337Steve 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hes been through alot go listen to interviews

    • @jalenoehlert
      @jalenoehlert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      his whole anal is an abusive relationship

  • @justdamo
    @justdamo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    Mark was brilliant. His act is diverse, dark, and lighthearted all at once. Good job!

  • @NickyParisComedy
    @NickyParisComedy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    Mark Normand is one of the best comics out there... He's a star

    • @ghostgate82
      @ghostgate82 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nicky Paris one of the best roasters too.

    • @jeffhatfield7
      @jeffhatfield7 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed! People overthink jokes!

    • @Iproductions0
      @Iproductions0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Kevin Hart

  • @lusitanimendes641
    @lusitanimendes641 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2163

    "thanks alot im Kevin Hart"

    • @sweetjaysus4507
      @sweetjaysus4507 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      great way to dodge haters tho'...

    • @pensologohesito
      @pensologohesito 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I don't even... XD

    • @mobspeak
      @mobspeak 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I would tell him: "No, you sir are better than Kevin Hart".

    • @kevinkeiser_
      @kevinkeiser_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He could be...Kevin Hart has a team of writers...

    • @KahalealiiTedIshikawa
      @KahalealiiTedIshikawa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      was that legal?

  • @zasddsaf
    @zasddsaf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    the thing about anxiety + headphones in public is too true

  • @Sparko78
    @Sparko78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    He makes 5 mins feel like 10-15 mins. So many great jokes in such a short time!

  • @ironbil
    @ironbil 8 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    That women achievements joke was great!

    • @willvr4
      @willvr4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And so true. Nobody judges women on their looks more than other women.

  • @christinechin1909
    @christinechin1909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    “We gotta help out riddled.”

  • @drewdowns7128
    @drewdowns7128 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    this guy is great, I'm glad he's getting the recognition he deserves

  • @antonujkic6247
    @antonujkic6247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "She's accomplished alot!" What an unbelievable ending to that joke , geniuse!

  • @nadabanna9541
    @nadabanna9541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    No one:
    Mark normand: i am a little hungover

    • @onewhoserks2944
      @onewhoserks2944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And a little gay

    • @kennygerberich4985
      @kennygerberich4985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol I think this meme format would work with the opening line of every stand-up ever, but alright.

    • @asickspartan2763
      @asickspartan2763 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nada Banna Nah

    • @robertpiwonski1215
      @robertpiwonski1215 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're this close to grasping the concept of a monologue.

  • @lionrawr92
    @lionrawr92 8 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    this guy gets it

    • @thejasonbischoff
      @thejasonbischoff 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Max Abugov you mean bad comedy, right?

    • @jckdnls9292
      @jckdnls9292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Too bad the crowd doesn't

    • @Oogidahboogidah
      @Oogidahboogidah 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jckdnls9292 they laughed heaps what?

    • @georgethinks9431
      @georgethinks9431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thejasonbischoff i hope over the past 2 years youve developed the mental capacity to comprehend his jokes

  • @7saany
    @7saany 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Move that tampon string to the side" 😭🤣🤣

    • @MaximGolovlev
      @MaximGolovlev 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      can you explain plz, is this some english saying?

    • @7saany
      @7saany 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MaximGolovlev no, it literally means what it says

    • @devenscience8894
      @devenscience8894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MaximGolovlev When one graduates university in the US, after you are handed your diploma, your tassel on your cap is moved to the other side. Thus, he is comparing menopause to a graduation, shifting the tampon string to the other side.

  • @sumuqh
    @sumuqh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    His shrugs are the best I've ever seen 😂

  • @They_Live_While_We_Sleep
    @They_Live_While_We_Sleep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The douche bag joke was his best joke- I’ll give him that one, it was a DAMN sharp joke. The “judging women based on looks” bit was great too

  • @resplendentwitticism
    @resplendentwitticism 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Move that tampon string to the side 😂😂😂

    • @alightened
      @alightened 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michael Dison that was brilliant dude brilliant

  • @idcdammit
    @idcdammit 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This set was alright, I like this guy!

    • @georgethinks9431
      @georgethinks9431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      u could never even do 1% of what he does

    • @nikita-ui3cw
      @nikita-ui3cw 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@georgethinks9431 ??

  • @tommyconners2221
    @tommyconners2221 8 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Hey hey Mark Normand here, aaaaaa.

  • @SankiKingOfficial
    @SankiKingOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How is this possible that EVERY joke was funny as a motherfucker!!!! I’m dying here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sathanaful
    @sathanaful 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this guy has a natural comedic touch to his voice ,that makes him really funny even when he is not trying to

  • @Erickchicas
    @Erickchicas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    I'm Kevin Hart XD

  • @TeaAtTwo2
    @TeaAtTwo2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    'This whole time I thought I just loved music but it turns out I hate my brain' - I really relate to that headphones bit

  • @TheKijib
    @TheKijib 8 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Kevin Hart looks different somehow

  • @kansas6263
    @kansas6263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I 🧡 this guy. Gotta look him up.

  • @EvilMandark13
    @EvilMandark13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I hope this guy gets big. He deserves it.

  • @fakeyfakerson2000
    @fakeyfakerson2000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Good job Mark!!!
    Unapologetically lunch!!
    Always funny even when you give me STDs thank you!!

  • @Biczeschlappe
    @Biczeschlappe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    That laugh.

  • @nonnogirl123456789
    @nonnogirl123456789 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    LMAO I KEEP LAUGHING AT HIS "EH HAHA" AT THE END OF HIS SENTENCES

  • @vaiddoh
    @vaiddoh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    This guy is hilarious. This bit not so much, but look at his sets on Conan. LOL!

    • @anuragt8876
      @anuragt8876 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i agree

    • @zef1954
      @zef1954 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He was so boring

    • @999is666upsidedown
      @999is666upsidedown 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      First time seeing him, enjoyed it.

    • @N-e-o1
      @N-e-o1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His standup on "This is not Happening" is hilarious. One of the best I've heard and it's a true story LOL. Check it out

    • @aamarkhan7448
      @aamarkhan7448 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      His comic timing is amazing

  • @ronbarba
    @ronbarba 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Great Comedy. Intelligent, original

  • @chris00gcg
    @chris00gcg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I been having anxiety and comedy is helping. So much.

  • @iratepeople455
    @iratepeople455 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This guy is awesome! I love his anxiety jokes...they are so true!

  • @Jimmyjim4
    @Jimmyjim4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That “hey hey” at the start, channelling his inner Krusty The Klown

  • @danielflorio4739
    @danielflorio4739 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love Mark Normand.

  • @Phoenix85006
    @Phoenix85006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's adorable 🤗

  • @TheRamrod100
    @TheRamrod100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    He needs his own Netflix special already. Come on!

  • @HartSickle
    @HartSickle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Wow. White Kevin Hart is hilarious. Unlike normal Kevin Hart.

    • @RobCleverPig
      @RobCleverPig 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watch Central Intelligence, he's really good in it

    • @HartSickle
      @HartSickle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +RobbieC Saw it. First movie I don't mind Kevin Hart in. I didn't particularly like him in it. The Rock was awesome and hilarious in that movie though. He carried the entire cast. Kevin Hart's character was just the average black businessman in it. A lot of actors could have played that role exactly the same. I just don't think Kevin is funny...

    • @l8on99
      @l8on99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And I agree, the real Kevin Hart is not funny at all IMO, just an annoying guy with short man syndrome-"An angry male of below average height who feels it necessary to act out in an attempt to gain respect and recognition from others and compensate for his abnormally short stature." Love the definition but I'm confused, why does this guy say he is Kevin Hart at the end when he is Mark Normand? Did I miss the joke?

    • @HartSickle
      @HartSickle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +l8on99 He is just being funny. Just a little joke yes, more of a silly little thing than a punchline. A lot of comedians end by saying "I have been *insert random celebrity name*" not sure why. Just a thing they do.

    • @RichTake
      @RichTake 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I find them both unfunny. At least the real Kevin Hart is charismatic

  • @ninjachannel007
    @ninjachannel007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I keep looking up his stuff to see if he says he's Kevin Hart after everything. He does, and it's great.

    • @9xqspx6
      @9xqspx6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But why does he say that?

  • @tenitri5023
    @tenitri5023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This man is delightful

  • @the_Rade
    @the_Rade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thoughts are not good.
    Hahahahaha

  • @sritanshu
    @sritanshu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    He has appeared inside Amy Schumer. Hahaha sure he has.

    • @marknormand
      @marknormand 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What do you mean? Been on it 4 or 5 times.

    • @gaggigaggo396
      @gaggigaggo396 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      haha

    • @sritanshu
      @sritanshu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mark normand There was a combination of fat joke and sex joke in that statement. Maybe I just have a real bad sense of humour.

  • @TheSeveredTongues
    @TheSeveredTongues 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mark Normand: 0:17
    me: *gives standing ovation*

  • @Charismatic_Nerd
    @Charismatic_Nerd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    His delivery is phenomenal! I think he'll be the next big thing in comedy

  • @christianmcmahon1029
    @christianmcmahon1029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Does he end off every show with “I’m Kevin Hart” 😂😂🤣🤪

  • @scottbeale1825
    @scottbeale1825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All of his movements are like NPC emotes in a sims game.

  • @michaelramirez1804
    @michaelramirez1804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I'm Kevin heart" at the end 😂 so subtle every time

  • @persononinternet7868
    @persononinternet7868 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have been binging this guy for like 20mins and already love him

  • @sazonsongs
    @sazonsongs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    It’s Interesting how Marc Normand is more funny than he is famous and Kevin Hart is more famous than he is funny.

  • @sparkers70
    @sparkers70 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of the few comedians who can make me laugh out loud for real.

  • @readbunny495
    @readbunny495 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    He did just say I'm Kevin Hart at the end.

  • @kolbytard
    @kolbytard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Went from pitty claps to authentic clap below the belt humor love you Kevin hart tuesgay

  • @tommytherunner
    @tommytherunner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Not sure if to like because Mark Normand or dislike because Stephen Colbert... I'll make an exception for you Mark Normand, what a legend.

  • @cb7pwn
    @cb7pwn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    man, his material is woven together so beautifully

  • @home19ke
    @home19ke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "whew.... thoughts are not good"
    i love this guy

  • @Manas_Choudhary
    @Manas_Choudhary 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mark Normand's stand up always starts with "I'm hungover" 😂😂

  • @tomttshowbizz
    @tomttshowbizz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn Colbert’s crowd usually fuckin blows, it’s good to see them actually enjoying a guest

  • @ArticruciA
    @ArticruciA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:00 so true..all day. I feel ya Mark :/

  • @Kevtron9000
    @Kevtron9000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is a really hard gig and he nailed it. the crowd even long claps halfway to show they reached the hook point.

  • @chickenzwings
    @chickenzwings 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love this guy

  • @mixflip
    @mixflip 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Dnds with....I'm Kevin heart

  • @xpirate16
    @xpirate16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everybody in the pool! X'-D

  • @rapidron
    @rapidron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love this guy. I hope he gets some good specials soon. So clever.

  • @SathishKumarComedy
    @SathishKumarComedy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gotta help out riddled lol

  • @terrinbisel7979
    @terrinbisel7979 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    best up and coming comic in the last 10 years

  • @Chickentenddies
    @Chickentenddies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Has that old school machine gun delivery vibe

  • @emia8119
    @emia8119 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lol he's funny

  • @AchmedComedy_
    @AchmedComedy_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He’s the best Kevin Hart that I know of

  • @jose_500
    @jose_500 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    love Mark Normand

  • @wilderjai
    @wilderjai ปีที่แล้ว

    Mark-keep at it Comedy!!
    Love this comic 😂

  • @SamuelTucker9
    @SamuelTucker9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Colbert just left Mark standing there at the end. Didn't go over to shake his hand or anything.

  • @migodelfin3544
    @migodelfin3544 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    More of this guy!

  • @320speed
    @320speed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy reminds me of Jimmy from south park, especially the way he smiles. 0:20 lol

  • @badman477
    @badman477 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Holy shit that was pretty good! I usually just blow air out of my nose when listening to standup but that actually made me chuckle

  • @beignet2012
    @beignet2012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mark, you're amazing!

  • @alzychoze6591
    @alzychoze6591 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Glad I saw it slow burn excellent work.

  • @davemathewsrocks
    @davemathewsrocks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    All acts of his are original

  • @tictack0
    @tictack0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    so handsome and funny

  • @organized_labor
    @organized_labor 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mark is “the 🤣 Man” ... always a killer 🤙🏼🤘🏼🔥❤️

  • @PollyBFly
    @PollyBFly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Time to move that tampon string to the side. Lol !!

  • @dustinmcclure3487
    @dustinmcclure3487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    absolute legend

  • @makaylagratz5539
    @makaylagratz5539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everybody in the pool! hahaaha omg that is gooood..

  • @Mansoor_Ali
    @Mansoor_Ali 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funny stuff like always! This guy needs a TV sitcom!

  • @waterdavid1156
    @waterdavid1156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am Kevin Hart by the end, I am a little hung over as the beginning

  • @maddiemoeller6277
    @maddiemoeller6277 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great set Mark. Love you and Joe's Pod as well!

  • @MatadorCE
    @MatadorCE 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He was funny on Roast Battle!

  • @rachelj16
    @rachelj16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh my god I love him

  • @Indiegaze
    @Indiegaze 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant comedian! He deserves more screen time!

  • @johngraves2417
    @johngraves2417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You know you've got it when even Colbert's audience laughs. I still can't believe they have comedians on this PC show.

  • @bouldyjeans
    @bouldyjeans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Look at how dapper this Tuesgay is here! Digging the suit and shoes, fatty! Queef it up!

  • @2buffoons
    @2buffoons 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    love this dude

  • @rahulbunkar7264
    @rahulbunkar7264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just want to keep watching mark Normand videos

  • @blarblablarblar
    @blarblablarblar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like the guy

  • @coosoorlog
    @coosoorlog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Often these comedians do just okay. This guy did great.

  • @aircody345
    @aircody345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn his writing is crazy. That thoughts/music/playlist bit is so sound

  • @AndrewMorton116
    @AndrewMorton116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I laughed so hard I spit my food out twice.

  • @benjaminbilbao2207
    @benjaminbilbao2207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mark Normand is hilarious! Makes me laugh a lot! However, I hate that he says “I’m Kevin Hart” at the end of his sets. I thought his name was Kevin Hart for a long time. I didn’t know who Kevin Hart was. I actually find Mark funnier than Kevin.

  • @CM-rg9zg
    @CM-rg9zg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good set