Dan Takes Quizzes About Himself
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 เม.ย. 2017
- I take online quizzes you wrote about me and have a deep look inside my audience and myself that I wasn’t prepared for.
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Quizzes I took:
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www.quotev.com/quiz/3166782/W...
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if you say Jesus backwards it sounds like sausage
I have seen a whole new world
amiewamie oh my
amiewamie not wrong... I tried for like 2 whole mins at 3AM
amiewamie I already know that 😒😒😒
# PARIS ok and?
"Let's see how well I know myself!"
*HOW-WELL*
I'm such a kid
Gabi Sanchez omg
Gabi Sanchez I thouhgt the same
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidoodles
Gabi Sanchez Lets see HOW - WELL I know myself. I CANT NOT HEAR THAT CMON
now i will never sleep again thanks to you and that pun i hope you are happy
does he know he’s literally the prettiest boy on youtube
kaylee lol
Pierre xo
@@dork-ishdoll271 pierre xo is a different kind of pretty but he is one of the prettiest too
Kristyna, I’m adding Troye Sivan to the list 👌
Sun-Baked Tot omg yes yes yes!
@@dork-ishdoll271 yess
would dan howell date you?
1. are you a female
yes - no
if you answered yes: he will not
rileyjayy why?
It’s not true..
@@noashaham5438 what do you mean by "It's not true"?
Noa Shaham What do you mean
@@noashaham5438 wdym?
"Fu*k off ok?!" ~Dan Howell 2017
"Lets jump down the hole.......and break our legs" ~ Also Dan Howell 2017
"Still listening bi*ch" ~Also Also Dan Howell
"AAAHHHHAAHAHHHH" ~Dan Howell also
"Dans inner trash can is about to be revealed" ~Also Also Also Dan Howell
"If i cring anymore i think my neck will just snap off" also Also ALSO Dan Howell
these quizzes were to prove howell dan knows himself.
i'm not sorry for the pun
Victoria Leguizamon the doors behind you
Victoria Leguizamon leave
Victoria Leguizamon go home
Victoria Leguizamon damnit that pun
Victoria Leguizamon honestly I didn't even notice till I reread it 😂😂
more like “dan gets bullied for 13 minutes”
Jessica why are you everywhere I go
I mean yeah
phanic! at the disco we have the same profile picture lol
@@seb.is.missing lmao do you get loads of people telling you they love your pfp too
@@k.sharma6104 wow what a small forehead Brendon urie has (issa joke)
Dan´s curly hair is good for my eyes
le preschool teacher: Alright kids. What vegetable is good for the eyes?
me: DAN’S HAIR!
le preschool teacher: ...wat
It’s good for my soul
What's a soul
Gentle eye cleanser🥰🥰
So good
"Still listening, you bitch?!"
~Daniel Howell, 2017
Jacey de Blecourt xD he probably was lol
Jacey de Blecourt yo.... Pusheen is life
Jacey de Blecourt no doubt best part of the vid
Jacey de Blecourt XD
Jacey de Blecourt I use this so much
"Phil wears a lot of socks but they're odd, like him am I right? still listening you b*tch"
never laughed so much!
As soon as I read this he said it 😂
When does he say this?? TIME STAMP?
5.37
I did a test who your youtube boyfriend and guess who I get yup dan howel
Ei save that for Phil
Would Dan Howell date you?
Me: no because we’re all 12-
Aww omg i love your pfp!
ConfusedPhanos I’m turning 13 in 6 days actually
Well jokes on you, ConfusedPhanos, I'm 13😎
That was ironic I swear
Jokes on you im 14
Would you choose Dan or Phil?
Dan: *picks “I would refuse to choose”*
Phil: PHIL
Long and hard? more like....
soft and neat
bilbo swaggins I knew someone would say that, fml 😂
bilbo swaggins Ayyyyyyy
bilbo swaggins YeS
i literally commented that and then scrolled through the comments and found this fml
bilbo swaggins i love you😂😂😂😂😅😅😅
I feel like whoever made those quizzes are watching this video and just;
SCREAMING
just like your profile pic 😂
Ikr
Dan Howell is A f***ing weirdo if Daniel Howell is a weirdo, then what does that make you? And why are you here? Why am I alive? Why is there a ... EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
Dan Howell is A fucking weirdo nice user...
Dan Howell is A fucking weirdo a
Dan:Only a select few can be Phil's glabella
Dan:Phil's glabella
Well he is definitely a "select few"
Never heard of the word glabella before Dan and Phil, enriched by the best duo in the world 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
@@EvaAliceD exActly
Phil glabella no. 1
"That's like, more people than are probably gonna thumb up this video"
*Everyone stops watching and checks the amount of likes*
The Lost Lord guilty ahaha xD
OMG YESS
Lol, I did. 😂
Tru
The Lost Lord I did that
Phil: I'm still listening!
Dan: f**k off!
Phil: Excuse me!?
My mom
"He wears socks but they're odd, like him... STILL LISTENING YOU BITCH" I died
Gianna Thibeau same
目え
BlueDot City I couldnt hear what Phil said after he told him to fuck off lol
daniel howell? never heard of her
ellie the trash can danisonfire
lol
*"Let's go down the hole"*
And other sentences Dan has said
"... And break our legs."
"Lets go deeper"
*let's go down the hole* *deeper ddeeeeper DEEEPPEEERRRR!!!*
O boy 😂😂
“I going to have a long, hard-“ and: “DAN’S CROTCH!”
“That’s not the only thing that’s lon...”
OUR LOVE FOR JESUS CHRIST
Evie O’Connor IKR DAN IS AMAZING-
prAISE THE LORD AMEN
JESUS ON A BOAT
WE LOVE JESUS!! LORD PLEASE HELP US!!
HALLELUJAH
dan: fuck off okay
phil: EXCUSE YOU!
TWENTYONEPILOTS TRASH I didnt hear that until now lol
Danny gone get da punishing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
TWENTYONEPILOTS TRASH I didn't even notice he said "excuse you" till now lol
TWENTYONEPILOTS TRASH the 1000th like was mine
@Ryan Ross Makes Me Emo this is why we don't have nice things
the first expierence I've ever had with Dan. I intend to continue
Drew W welcome to the phandom lol
Welcome to the phandom where the content comes at random but it's all so great... no clickbait.
welcome ^^
Me too!
S O F T A N D N E A T
Dam: “Good use of sardonic!”
**is genuinely proud of his viewers**
"Actually, God help all of you! And me. We all need Jesus."
the most truthful thing i ever heard
69th like
After a month without uploading he comes back with a tag
Panic! At the Phangirl THAT NO ONE EVEN TAGGED HIM IN!!!
Panic! At the Phangirl He is not a challenge to drag
So prepare for an attack
+Thatblondegirl13 First things first you're freakishly tall
its weird you look like a noodle
More like night Howells
Keona Yllana god damn it. THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL
Nico di Angelo love your username ❤️
same. also hi Nico :3
Keona Yllana the door is over there
._. *opens the door for you* but it was good
"Would you pick Dan or Phil?"
Dan: "I would refuse to choose."
Phil: "Phil 100%"
Their are two kinds of people lmao
Dan: "Is that the ups and downs of my crotch thrusting into something"
Me: **spits out water**
I read this as *sips*
"A certain *rat* called Phil-"
"I'm still listening!"
*"Fuck off"*
"Excuse you!"
Domestic Dan and Phil *gives me life*
Same
SageOfSarcasm Still listening you BITCH
I'M DYING OF ROOMATE GOALS
Ahhhhhhhhhh so soft
Ginger Kid and neat
*_s o f t_*
*_a n d_*
*_n e a t_*
The Peribooty shIIIITTTT
S O F T A N D N E A T*
SOFT AND NEET
soap and noot
The Peribooty 666 likes ho shit
dan in 2017: omg it would have been weird if i got phil
dan in 2019: hi, i’m phil
"thats not the only thing that's long-"
*dan's life expectancy because he stays hydrated*
Dan x Dan, I ship it
Dan x Dan. Ship name DDAANN. Yass
Lara Spence 😂
Lara Spence Whats funny is that thats a real thing
oncecler 2.0
Lara Spence the ship name can be dan!!
I'm glad to see Dan hates his fanbase as much as I do
MMG Juxta same
how dare you, you truthful bitch.
actually the most accurate comment here
MMG Juxta honestly tho
wow i love your profile picture
7:25
dan: *screams*
dan: in whAt unIvErsE would i say *hey behb smirk*
me: *chokes* holy shi-
yO my ex gf would say 'hey babe' everytime she saw me and i would let out audible 'awws' everytime she said it. she was a real cutie
1950: In the future, we will have flying cars.
2019: What kind of bread am I?
"do I look cool and mysterious" no you look soft and neat c; ... k bye
Tony Flamingo The Taetae picture :') bless
❤ ayy army
sorry if this is obvious or something, but why is everyone saying soft and neat??
AmazingCandle Dan and Phil crafts latest video watch it and you will understand friend
Tony Flamingo dead as shit😂
Soft and neat
soft and neat
Why did you kill Sirius?! I'm still heart broken, screw you!
Bellatrix Lestrange what about Dobby 😢
OMG BELLATRIX IS IN THE PHANDOM
+Lolo Rijss But of course she is.
1:28
I ALSO KNOW LONG WORDS
Such as "Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"
The fear of long words
O.o
Antidisestablishmentarianism
the fear of hippos
Pneumonalultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
*Phil in the beginning is me trying to convince my friends to join my fandom*
Wait what am I talking about? I don’t have friends.
I was gonna say same and then i saw the second comment and actually felt my soul resonate with the amount of same i felt
Same tbh, if I'm going down a spiral I'm dragging them with me GODDAMMIT
From now on 'Phil is not on fire' will have to be called 'Phil Howell..
Lol that actually has a nice ring to it HEHEHEHE
Wait.. It wasn't that already? ;)
Erin Lisa shit oh my
Erin Lisa
HMMMMMM YESH
i read that anD SQUEAKED
Petition for Dan to let his hair be wavy 100% of the time.
Katie Williamson he's keeping it like this now. No petition needed😂
it already is :)
Katie Williamson 📝
Katie Williamson *signs 200 times*
PLEASE
“113 thousand people have taken this quiz!?!?”
“That’s like more people that will thumbs up this video.”
*Gets 412K likes*
*_451K_*
Dan what has ten legs and isnt around anymore?
MCR
FUCKIN HELL AAAAAAGGHHHHHH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Emo Cat you are a horrible person
Ik sorry bout it
@@cliquecowards4356 I'm sorryyyy
HOWWWWWW DARRRRREEEEEE
Dan: I GOT PHIL'S GLABELLA!!
Phil: *Hears Dan scream from the other room* what...
Monsoon Magic I got dan's hair
Emerald The baby boy a glabella is the skin between your eyebrows and above your nose on the forehead
lol
lol
lol
lol
It's that sexy piece of skin between Phil's eyebrows of course!
Monsoon Magic I
"we all need jesus" true dan, true
hey fellow army
Strange thing to say after the Craft vid smh
Simona Timosenkova oh look! more armys! yay im not alone!
OMG yass jimin!!!😂😂
Army's yasssss 💕💕❤️❤️❤️
Did no one notice Phil was in Dan’s room, and Dan is casually pantless.
I KNOW RIGHT AGH
I was surprised no one else had mentioned it
IKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ummmmm
@@j_grimmie well I guess this is what being from the future's like then
I took the 1st quiz and i got a 100
am i secretly dan?
No You're a taco
@@VerbaleMondo and im a burrito
yes
*whispers* we found dan's secret account
PLS OMG
This will be a hard question but who would you choose? (Dan or Phil)
Dan: I refuse to choose
Phil: PHIL 100%
Jen Tgr,
did u see that Dan almost did press Phil 100%?
Jen Tgr This commet has 666 likes.........satan has come.......
Jenzie mago softandneatsoftandneatsoftandneatsoftandneat
Jen Tgr dan
Dan Not Fire
Is On
Dani snot on fire
Liz Berr Dani snot on fire
Abigail Harrison c
I read it as Dan Not Fire Is On... I need help.
Dan not fire is on
the haruka nanase pillow hits different now
Mollie i know 😔
...
oh my god
EVERYTHING HITS DIFFERENT
"If I pick Dan, does Phil die? If I pick Phil, do I cease to exist?"
*sips coffee and holds up interactive introverts poster*
We'll Danny Boi, let me tell you a story about a wheel and some projectiles...
"Phil wears alot of socks but there odd like him am I right ARE YOU STILL LISTENING YOU BITCH!" lol I'm dead
cuttewalrus 666 like
cuttewalrus lmao same
what time was this at?
cuttewalrus I
cuttewalrus Same
*phil in the beginning is all of us*
camhasproblems what does he say I couldn't hear it?
Esther Boocock
Dan: This gonna be a disaster
Phil: It's going to be funny!
Dan: For who? For me?
Phil: Well.... No
camhasproblems true
*of course*
We all have a little Phil in all of us....don’t take that out of context
Dan: *is rolling on ground wrapped in blanket* WhY aM i aLiVe?!
Me: same, Dan, same
9:59 “I’m gonna go with Internet Support Group because I still make those to this day”
*are you sure about that*
Dan: I’m never listening to your suggestions again
*one year later*
Dan: GIVING THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT
oh my god becky
J e s s I can
Er-my-gord Jessicaaaaa?
very accurate
Hey Jessica 😂
highkey love dan's hair in this
touchdalight CARMIE!!!!
touchdalight I love your videos so much!😏😍🔥
Same
I love you so much and also *YES* 🖤
I see you in every Dan and Phil video wth?
I'm more like: *wHY aM I ALivE*
“I’m laughing but I’m also at the verge of tears” why is that me
“Still listening you BITCH?”
~ Dan Howell 2017
What the fuck is your profile pic I’m scared
Dude holy shit
as someone who isnt in this phandom and has barely any clue who this person is...i can confirm i am very confused and need help. however im entertained, so i think ill survive
Semhar Tesfazgy lmaoo
You will enjoy it here after awhile...
Noooo RUN RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!
Semhar Tesfazgy GET OUT OF HERE WHILE YOU STILL CAN THE PHANDOM WILL RUIN YOU
if spending your full time on the internet doesn't count as ruined life you can come and have some fun
Would dan howell date you.
Well if your a girl no
{ b l u e } haha true
You’re* sorry I can’t help it 😂😂
If you are not Phil probably not
He still likes women... you should probably change it to “Well if you’re not Phil Lester, no”
*rolls around in a blanket crying* WHY AM I ALIVE!!!!!!
me litterally every second of my life
Same!!
I'm here Wait no I'm here I love that scene
Let's see if this can carry on from the start till the end..
A month without uploading, he comes back with a tag.
Goblinlover 153 that no one even tagged him in he's not a challenge to drag
that no one even tagged him in, he’s not a challenge to drag
so prepare for an attack
And by that I mean fuck a furry
3 people commented the same fucking line wyd
I WANNA KNOW WHY YOU ARE IN 13 REASONS WHY
Morgan Scott he is?
OMG, YES HE IS ON A POSTER ON THE WALL WTF
wtf i literally just finished watching the show like 2 hours ago lol how did i not see him? xD
my friend's dad helped w the set of that and she said they used actual high schoolers' art to make it more realistic
Was he really? What episode? And what time?
Anyone watching after his newest vid 🏳️🌈
Hell yeah I'm binging his videos
Everyone. Why would someone go back in time before his newest video to watch this? It's quite frankly bullsheet. And the people who aren't watching... Aren't watching this video. So they wouldn't see your comment.
@@lildeskchair8026 that's exactly how I reply to these type of comments 😂
@@BTSARMY-nk4rz You're my bro.
Me :)
Going through this video is just
“oh yeah I remember that reference!”
To
“if I hear dank one more time I’m going to eat my own leg”
please stop making Dan cry in videos
stop
no let's make him cry *more*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Don't cry, CRAFT
monkeygirl057 AJ I was waiting for someone to say that
Never muahahaha
I'm still afraid to watch that craft video. Should I?
Josh Duns left nipple SOFT AND NEAT
I SAW JOSH DUN'S LEFT NIPPLE THREE DAYS AGO I WENT TO A CONCERT TWAS SO GOOD
A Lamonaca the Melbourne show?! Because I went as well!
Josh Duns left nipple jishwa
no
dan: "this has been FAirLy vAniLLa"
me: I LOVE YOU YOU'RE SO BRITISH
“how well i know myself”
*howell* i know myself
Dan: how well do i know myself?
me: more like HOWELL do i know myself? eh?
lonely bugger no
lonely bugger yes
Ro Matsuno YESSS
lonely bugger omgs yes
lonely bugger OMYGOD
This video was both neat and soft tbh
Vrisha S gET OUT
Faith the Jellyfish HAHAHAH NO CAN DO ITS INESCAPABLE
MagicalAshley wow dang its a joke chill out
Soft and neat 😁
Just like Dan's hair
Ah yes, I forgot how dorky Dan was
Coming back to this one again just to give it some more love after Dan's pilot of Dystopia Daily 🖤
I have my first college interview in an hour and this video really helped me calm myself down BUT IM SO NERVOUS IM SHAKING send help
tvisha You'll do great!
You'll most likely have a high probability of success at the least
christ I hope so thank you x
tvisha good luck! I hope it goes well for you:)
Good luck! Don't forget to breathe and push through!
Dan: in what universe I would say “hey Babe”
Me: just now
*hey beb*
LPS Tootsie “Ty ly bb”
Eyy the lps community is here too
Wolf kid 4000 so the one we live in now
gotta come watch the old favs now in 2022 before the tour
5:50
*me remembering that Phil was in the room earlier*
..... welcome to the phandom
Im yodeling
I guess you could say that you're a *night Howell*
Get out.....just...
Get out.
I don't know why I continue to do this to myself.
xD
p i n e c o n e 10/10
BIPPITY BOP, YOU SHOULD STOP!
"Oh sweet Jesus."
"No,no, no no no no no."
"I can't do this."
*"I'm gonna do it"*
my logic on a rollercoaster
Kaddy Kay-chan i
Kaddy Kay-chan Q
Kaddy Kay-chan I
Kaddy Kay-chan iiii
0:18 they’re both so sassy
Dan: fuck off!
Phil quietly but sassily: excuse me ?
2:09
Me: **sees family friendly**
also Me:FAMILY👏FRIENDLY👏ALTERNATIVE👏CONTENT
Y E E M O S
😭😭😭😭😭
This video is rated PG
Phil's Glabella
HarryPotterLover 13 HA
Omg lol and also we are both Harry Potter nerds high five!🤚🏻
...get out... (jk that was a good joke😂)
Phil's Gas
-PINOF- : *PDH* Phil Daniel Howell
-TABINOF- : *TABDH* The Amazing Book Daniel Howell
-TATINOF- : *TATDH* The Amazing Tour Daniel Howell
No,
PINOF - Phil Howell
TABINOF - The Amazing Book Howell
TATINOF - The Amazing Tour Howell
I barely watch Dan and Phil and your comment makes me feel like I'm having a stroke
Jåden Yuki IT HURTS MY SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*cries silently in corner*
Jåden Yuki I was wondering about this too.
Jåden Yuki no PINOF would be Phil Howell ;)
This intro gives me life every single time I watch it
I think I took the would dan date you quiz when I was 9
oop
*whispers* A month without uploading he comes back with a tag
Roos vanderHaar *whispers* that no one even tagged him in he's not a challenge to drag
stop
Never
so prepare for an attack
But no one even tagged him, he's not a challenge to drag.
dan is actually uploading, whAt iS tHIS??? DID HE GET REPLACED FOR A ROBOT?? DAN BLINK TWICE IF YOURE IN DANGER
hoo hoo danger men At work ama rite? sorry
I'm in the phandom help me omg noooooo
I'm in the phandom help me thanks for that.
hoo hoo he did make a deal with Satan soooooo
hoo hoo were all going to die because he's in danger
*dan looks at how many ppl are actually in love with him*
Dan:*freaks out because he thought he was awful*
DAN u are so perfect we all love u ur so much fun and so relatable u always make me laugh don’t doubt urself ur such a perfect smol bean luv u😘
watching this in 2021 is a very weird experience
He's a Night HOWELL
Oh god
"this is gonna be a disaster" US AT THE CURRENT MOMENT
hgjnbHjkm,nhjnbnhjvgbfbnhv b
i was banging my head on the ceboard
Javae Clark *keyboard.
currently rewathcing all his videos cuz i miss him oops
No one:
TH-cam recommendations: random Dan videos
"How well do I know myself?"
How... well...
I sense a pun.
Lilja 😂
This needs more likes
"Let's jump down the hole," that's what she (or he) said.
And break our legs
Olivia Francis That's all I wanted to do today. It not like I have those fictional creatures called " friends."
I would enjoy that, thank you.
Dan: (reading) “Hey babe”
Also dan: *SCREECH*
Also dan five seconds later: “hEy bAbe..”