Dan Howell is A f***ing weirdo if Daniel Howell is a weirdo, then what does that make you? And why are you here? Why am I alive? Why is there a ... EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
bowties are cool I don't even know why the third quiz exists i don't bloody care if Dan would date me I probably wouldn't show up to the date since I'm confused about everything in my life
as someone who isnt in this phandom and has barely any clue who this person is...i can confirm i am very confused and need help. however im entertained, so i think ill survive
Lauren 333333333333334trewte 333334trewte No 3334trewte No ty jses No ty jses No 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂@ Tak to zjistí přesně v práci ale přijdu půjdu za ředitelkou ☺☺☺☺😊😀😁😂😃😄😅😇😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😉😥😦😧😨😩😰😟😱😲😳😵😶
Hey Dan, I'm totally serious when I say I do think you are incredibly intelligent, caring, funny and I love how you can use less common words with such ease. Tbh I find those things attractive and I think now and then us Phans need to get real and tell you that so you know we're not all trolls. Also I find your hobbit hair adorable and don't care how you want to do your hair as long as your happy
nyctophile 31 we all need some one to randomly compliment us, even Dan. It reminds us that there is more to us than our mistakes and flaws, and other people see it.
XxXNightHuntress XxX Gotta agree buddy. One of my favourites is “Why does a flamingo sleep with one leg up? Cause if they slept with both legs up they would fall over!”
"If I pick Dan, does Phil die? If I pick Phil, do I cease to exist?" *sips coffee and holds up interactive introverts poster* We'll Danny Boi, let me tell you a story about a wheel and some projectiles...
Phil: I'm still listening!
Dan: f**k off!
Phil: Excuse me!?
My mom
"He wears socks but they're odd, like him... STILL LISTENING YOU BITCH" I died
Gianna Thibeau same
目え
BlueDot City I couldnt hear what Phil said after he told him to fuck off lol
"Let's see how well I know myself!"
*HOW-WELL*
I'm such a kid
Gabi Sanchez omg
Gabi Sanchez I thouhgt the same
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidoodles
Gabi Sanchez Lets see HOW - WELL I know myself. I CANT NOT HEAR THAT CMON
now i will never sleep again thanks to you and that pun i hope you are happy
more like “dan gets bullied for 13 minutes”
Jessica why are you everywhere I go
I mean yeah
phanic! at the disco we have the same profile picture lol
@@seb.is.missing lmao do you get loads of people telling you they love your pfp too
@@k.sharma6104 wow what a small forehead Brendon urie has (issa joke)
does he know he’s literally the prettiest boy on youtube
kaylee lol
Pierre xo
@@dork-ishdoll271 pierre xo is a different kind of pretty but he is one of the prettiest too
Kristyna, I’m adding Troye Sivan to the list 👌
Sun-Baked Tot omg yes yes yes!
@@dork-ishdoll271 yess
*phil in the beginning is all of us*
camhasproblems what does he say I couldn't hear it?
Esther Boocock
Dan: This gonna be a disaster
Phil: It's going to be funny!
Dan: For who? For me?
Phil: Well.... No
camhasproblems true
*of course*
We all have a little Phil in all of us....don’t take that out of context
Dan: I’m never listening to your suggestions again
*one year later*
Dan: GIVING THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT
oh my god becky
J e s s I can
Er-my-gord Jessicaaaaa?
very accurate
Hey Jessica 😂
He must have gone through so much emotional pain when he edited in Hello Internet.
I was thinking that too. 😭
True xp
Potato Queen Ikr
Dan:Only a select few can be Phil's glabella
Dan:Phil's glabella
Well he is definitely a "select few"
Never heard of the word glabella before Dan and Phil, enriched by the best duo in the world 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
@@EvaAliceD exActly
Phil glabella no. 1
"Phil wears alot of socks but there odd like him am I right ARE YOU STILL LISTENING YOU BITCH!" lol I'm dead
cuttewalrus 666 like
cuttewalrus lmao same
what time was this at?
cuttewalrus I
cuttewalrus Same
highkey love dan's hair in this
touchdalight CARMIE!!!!
touchdalight I love your videos so much!😏😍🔥
Same
I love you so much and also *YES* 🖤
I see you in every Dan and Phil video wth?
I feel like whoever made those quizzes are watching this video and just;
SCREAMING
just like your profile pic 😂
Ikr
Dan Howell is A f***ing weirdo if Daniel Howell is a weirdo, then what does that make you? And why are you here? Why am I alive? Why is there a ... EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
Dan Howell is A fucking weirdo nice user...
Dan Howell is A fucking weirdo a
Would you choose Dan or Phil?
Dan: *picks “I would refuse to choose”*
Phil: PHIL
This video is rated PG
Phil's Glabella
HarryPotterLover 13 HA
Omg lol and also we are both Harry Potter nerds high five!🤚🏻
...get out... (jk that was a good joke😂)
Phil's Gas
Dan x Dan, I ship it
Dan x Dan. Ship name DDAANN. Yass
Lara Spence 😂
Lara Spence Whats funny is that thats a real thing
oncecler 2.0
Lara Spence the ship name can be dan!!
Dan´s curly hair is good for my eyes
le preschool teacher: Alright kids. What vegetable is good for the eyes?
me: DAN’S HAIR!
le preschool teacher: ...wat
It’s good for my soul
What's a soul
Gentle eye cleanser🥰🥰
So good
"That's like, more people than are probably gonna thumb up this video"
*Everyone stops watching and checks the amount of likes*
The Lost Lord guilty ahaha xD
OMG YESS
Lol, I did. 😂
Tru
The Lost Lord I did that
the first expierence I've ever had with Dan. I intend to continue
Drew W welcome to the phandom lol
Welcome to the phandom where the content comes at random but it's all so great... no clickbait.
welcome ^^
Me too!
S O F T A N D N E A T
Dan: in what universe I would say “hey Babe”
Me: just now
*hey beb*
LPS Tootsie “Ty ly bb”
Eyy the lps community is here too
Wolf kid 4000 so the one we live in now
Dan: I GOT PHIL'S GLABELLA!!
Phil: *Hears Dan scream from the other room* what...
Monsoon Magic I got dan's hair
Emerald The baby boy a glabella is the skin between your eyebrows and above your nose on the forehead
lol
lol
lol
lol
It's that sexy piece of skin between Phil's eyebrows of course!
Monsoon Magic I
Dam: “Good use of sardonic!”
**is genuinely proud of his viewers**
Dan and Phil are friendship goals like Dan isn't wearing pants and phils just like "sup m8"
Kasper William my friend never wears pants when I'm over there
😂😂😂
I mean they're roommates
Des Bes I never wear pants when my friend is over. Sometimes not even a shirt.
I guess we all have those friends were compfterqble around
*whispers* A month without uploading he comes back with a tag
Roos vanderHaar *whispers* that no one even tagged him in he's not a challenge to drag
stop
Never
so prepare for an attack
But no one even tagged him, he's not a challenge to drag.
"A certain *rat* called Phil-"
"I'm still listening!"
*"Fuck off"*
"Excuse you!"
Domestic Dan and Phil *gives me life*
Same
SageOfSarcasm Still listening you BITCH
I'M DYING OF ROOMATE GOALS
Ahhhhhhhhhh so soft
Ginger Kid and neat
“That’s not the only thing that’s lon...”
OUR LOVE FOR JESUS CHRIST
Evie O’Connor IKR DAN IS AMAZING-
prAISE THE LORD AMEN
JESUS ON A BOAT
WE LOVE JESUS!! LORD PLEASE HELP US!!
HALLELUJAH
Dan:"THATS NOT ALL THATS LONG"
Me: *wHeEzE*
that emø trash bin HA
OH MY OH NO THE GRAPES ARE COMING!!!!! nice username lol
I’m crafting
@@ohmyohnothegrapesarecoming2011 SAME
phanic! at the disco sams
After a month without uploading he comes back with a tag
Panic! At the Phangirl THAT NO ONE EVEN TAGGED HIM IN!!!
Panic! At the Phangirl He is not a challenge to drag
So prepare for an attack
+Thatblondegirl13 First things first you're freakishly tall
its weird you look like a noodle
Drank water while watching this. Choked. Cried
Anna Ward no crying , only crafting 😂😂
I apologise. Shall now go craft my way to a brighter future! (what even)
"thats not the only thing that's long-"
*dan's life expectancy because he stays hydrated*
"FUCK OFF OK?!" *i died* 😂
"Oh sweet Jesus."
"No,no, no no no no no."
"I can't do this."
*"I'm gonna do it"*
my logic on a rollercoaster
Kaddy Kay-chan i
Kaddy Kay-chan Q
Kaddy Kay-chan I
Kaddy Kay-chan iiii
Oh man, these are hilarious! Can't even imagine how weird it was for Dan, but I'm so glad he did it. Don't worry, not all your fans are psychopaths.
Exactly!
Some of us are High Functioning Sociopaths!
DanIsNotAnAngelOfTheLord Nice Reference
I'm pretty sure that's just because some of us are new.
[Insert a creative username here] thanks
The Phantasm yessss!!!
dan in 2017: omg it would have been weird if i got phil
dan in 2019: hi, i’m phil
these quizzes were to prove howell dan knows himself.
i'm not sorry for the pun
Victoria Leguizamon the doors behind you
Victoria Leguizamon leave
Victoria Leguizamon go home
Victoria Leguizamon damnit that pun
Victoria Leguizamon honestly I didn't even notice till I reread it 😂😂
I loved this video but I felt bad for him omg
Vrisha S I feel like that's the correct response to most of his videos tbh
Lillie Matthews tru
Maka: IM GONNA TAKE YOUR SOUL
Dan : that's not possible. I don't have a soul...
**silently cries in a corner**
Etherious Natsu Dragneel don't cry, craft
Yesssssss Soul Eater for life
animu fox But Same Dan Same
Don't cry, just craft 😂😂
animu fox MAKA CHOP
*"Let's go down the hole"*
And other sentences Dan has said
"... And break our legs."
"Lets go deeper"
*let's go down the hole* *deeper ddeeeeper DEEEPPEEERRRR!!!*
O boy 😂😂
“I going to have a long, hard-“ and: “DAN’S CROTCH!”
dan: fuck off okay
phil: EXCUSE YOU!
TWENTYONEPILOTS TRASH I didnt hear that until now lol
Danny gone get da punishing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
TWENTYONEPILOTS TRASH I didn't even notice he said "excuse you" till now lol
TWENTYONEPILOTS TRASH the 1000th like was mine
@Ryan Ross Makes Me Emo this is why we don't have nice things
WOAH! HE UPLOADED TWICE IN A MONTH.
CONGRATULATIONS, DAN!
Must be s000 stressful.
MsLexi
A month without uploading
MsLexi 👏👏👏👏
He comes back with a tag
I'm more surprised that he actually uploaded at all this year.
*thAT NO ONE EVEN TAGGED HIM IN*
this was the last video dan made before he rebranded... i'm thinking this has something to do with it lol
Vaishnavi MadhuBhuvaneshwaran how have I never noticed this
Human Being how have I never noticed this either ;-;
Woah, it’s been a year since he rebranded
"Actually, God help all of you! And me. We all need Jesus."
the most truthful thing i ever heard
69th like
He's a Night HOWELL
Oh god
“Still listening you BITCH?”
~ Dan Howell 2017
What the fuck is your profile pic I’m scared
Dude holy shit
How well do you know yourself...
H O W E L L
4D Green Tea that's scary
*Phil in the beginning is me trying to convince my friends to join my fandom*
Wait what am I talking about? I don’t have friends.
I was gonna say same and then i saw the second comment and actually felt my soul resonate with the amount of same i felt
Same tbh, if I'm going down a spiral I'm dragging them with me GODDAMMIT
"Phil wears a lot of socks but they're odd, like him am I right? still listening you b*tch"
never laughed so much!
As soon as I read this he said it 😂
When does he say this?? TIME STAMP?
5.37
I did a test who your youtube boyfriend and guess who I get yup dan howel
Ei save that for Phil
"this is gonna be a disaster" US AT THE CURRENT MOMENT
hgjnbHjkm,nhjnbnhjvgbfbnhv b
i was banging my head on the ceboard
Javae Clark *keyboard.
"Fu*k off ok?!" ~Dan Howell 2017
"Lets jump down the hole.......and break our legs" ~ Also Dan Howell 2017
"Still listening bi*ch" ~Also Also Dan Howell
"AAAHHHHAAHAHHHH" ~Dan Howell also
"Dans inner trash can is about to be revealed" ~Also Also Also Dan Howell
"If i cring anymore i think my neck will just snap off" also Also ALSO Dan Howell
"Would you pick Dan or Phil?"
Dan: "I would refuse to choose."
Phil: "Phil 100%"
Their are two kinds of people lmao
Oh no... oh nononono.... I don't even wanna imagine all the Dancest fanfic and fanart that's gonna be made now... oh no....
kikikeks2 shittywatercolour did it :/
I mean.... on tumblr there already were some dancest before, because of that live show of his...
Oh, damn it! Is nothing safe anymore? No, don't answer that, I already know the answer...
kikikeks2 CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP
kikikeks2 - i've seriously considered it
*HOWELL* does dan know himself ;)
Tiarni Lewandowski ohohohoho
Go home
Jo Doe go big or go home
whatislife
Well done, my friend, well done
Whenever you said 'version' I understood 'virgin' lol
Anastasia T. Same xD
Me too
life of a dirty-minded person lol
Anastasia T. Same!!! 😂😂
Anastasia T. 😐
1:28
I ALSO KNOW LONG WORDS
Such as "Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"
The fear of long words
O.o
Antidisestablishmentarianism
the fear of hippos
Pneumonalultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
"Well... the sexy end screen dance is dead."
mY HEART OUCH DANIEL
ProbablyNotRo Me
"How well do I know myself?"
How... well...
I sense a pun.
Lilja 😂
This needs more likes
This video was both neat and soft tbh
Vrisha S gET OUT
Faith the Jellyfish HAHAHAH NO CAN DO ITS INESCAPABLE
MagicalAshley wow dang its a joke chill out
Soft and neat 😁
Just like Dan's hair
1950: In the future, we will have flying cars.
2019: What kind of bread am I?
Dan's screams give me life
Cole they give Phil life too wInK wOnK
"THE AMAZING TOUR DANIEL HOWELL"
No it would be the amazing tour howell
😜
I love that Dan is as uncomfortable with the phandom as anyone else over 15
bowties are cool it's weird when people below 15 are calling him daddy or things like that
It's so true, like around the time I turned 15 I realized how weird 80% of this community are...
bowties are cool I don't even know why the third quiz exists i don't bloody care if Dan would date me I probably wouldn't show up to the date since I'm confused about everything in my life
Amen
Literally
Dan: "Is that the ups and downs of my crotch thrusting into something"
Me: **spits out water**
I read this as *sips*
as someone who isnt in this phandom and has barely any clue who this person is...i can confirm i am very confused and need help. however im entertained, so i think ill survive
Semhar Tesfazgy lmaoo
You will enjoy it here after awhile...
Noooo RUN RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!
Semhar Tesfazgy GET OUT OF HERE WHILE YOU STILL CAN THE PHANDOM WILL RUIN YOU
if spending your full time on the internet doesn't count as ruined life you can come and have some fun
"I'm never following your suggestions ever again" *you made an entire tour based around that fact*
Dan: FUCK OFF!
Phil: Excuse me!
tyler joseph: could you please leave?
mikey ryan @lodisamazing
mikey ryan-- I think that's the cutest thing Tyler has ever said!!!!!
mikey ryan IM CRAFTING THATS AMAZING😂😂
OMG YASSS
Tyler Joseph is a true blessing
This is the exact moment Danisnotonfire became Daniel Howell
I'm in love with Dan's new hair
Twenty Paphonies I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE DUDE
it's s o f t a n d n e a t
samee also |-/
S O F T A N D NEAT
SAME i lowkey wish he would even grow it out a bit longer IT WOULD BE SO FLUFFY
“I GOT PHIL’S GLABELLA”
- Daniel Howell 2K17
KitKatDays Oml yes XD
How random are YOUR llamas?
Karri. Murton Random? In my llamas? it’s more likely than you think
Would Dan Howell date you?
Me: no because we’re all 12-
Aww omg i love your pfp!
ConfusedPhanos I’m turning 13 in 6 days actually
Well jokes on you, ConfusedPhanos, I'm 13😎
That was ironic I swear
Jokes on you im 14
*Second hand embarrassment*
screaming on the inside same like i can’t watch the “can phil express and opinion” thing cause i get embarrassed
*_second hand embarrassment_*
same
Dan with hobbit hair? I'd give him a ring.
Did you catch that joke.
Kassuhday omg yaaaaaas
Kassuhday Yes, but I threw it in a volcano...
If you're giving Dan the ring then you must be a wizard
Kassuhday "Yer a wizard, Kassuhday!"
So you could watch him slowly lose his mind and turn into a cave creature
quiz: whats your favorite phil video
dan: my inner trash can is about to be revealed
me, remembering: IM PHIL TRASH NUMBER ONE
Lauren SAME
😂😂 yeah same
Lauren literally remembered that every time I’ve watched this... tbh I’m not sure it’s not in the video
Lauren 333333333333334trewte 333334trewte No 3334trewte No ty jses No ty jses No 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂@ Tak to zjistí přesně v práci ale přijdu půjdu za ředitelkou ☺☺☺☺😊😀😁😂😃😄😅😇😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😉😥😦😧😨😩😰😟😱😲😳😵😶
Lauren
Quiz Dan: Hey babe
Dan: Hey babe hahahhaha AHHAHAHHAHAHA
(RIP headphone users)
7:25
dan: *screams*
dan: in whAt unIvErsE would i say *hey behb smirk*
me: *chokes* holy shi-
yO my ex gf would say 'hey babe' everytime she saw me and i would let out audible 'awws' everytime she said it. she was a real cutie
Dan Not Fire
Is On
Dani snot on fire
Liz Berr Dani snot on fire
Abigail Harrison c
I read it as Dan Not Fire Is On... I need help.
Dan not fire is on
This will be a hard question but who would you choose? (Dan or Phil)
Dan: I refuse to choose
Phil: PHIL 100%
Jen Tgr,
did u see that Dan almost did press Phil 100%?
Jen Tgr This commet has 666 likes.........satan has come.......
Jenzie mago softandneatsoftandneatsoftandneatsoftandneat
Jen Tgr dan
I got his crotch and I said "Jesus Christ why"
Ainsley Is dead inside You are the better version of me if I got that I'd throw my laptop out the window
I got his hair. Yay?
Same I don't even know what a party is
I got Phil's glabella
Quack Quack I got his nose... idk anymore
would dan howell date you?
1. are you a female
yes - no
if you answered yes: he will not
rileyjayy why?
It’s not true..
@@noashaham5438 what do you mean by "It's not true"?
Noa Shaham What do you mean
@@noashaham5438 wdym?
when you realise the second hand embarrassment is actually first hand because you went through all of dans phases
.
Safiyyah A me too
ditto
Dan's natural hair is the reason I hope in life again.
Dan is the only person I have notifications turned on because he never posts.
Arcadia Labon 😂
“113 thousand people have taken this quiz!?!?”
“That’s like more people that will thumbs up this video.”
*Gets 412K likes*
*_451K_*
TH-cam: oop a kneecap *demonetized*
Kate TH-cams like American school dress codes
Kate TH-cam : A dead body... hm... Let's put it on trending!
(Logan Paul.)
"Still listening, you bitch?!"
~Daniel Howell, 2017
Jacey de Blecourt xD he probably was lol
Jacey de Blecourt yo.... Pusheen is life
Jacey de Blecourt no doubt best part of the vid
Jacey de Blecourt XD
Jacey de Blecourt I use this so much
I watched the part where he did the cha cha slide a thousand times
*rolls around in a blanket crying* WHY AM I ALIVE!!!!!!
me litterally every second of my life
Same!!
I'm here Wait no I'm here I love that scene
THIS WAVY LONG HAIR IS GIVING ME FETUS DANIEL VIBES😍😍😍
Yes.
Help me find that picture
Wth it so dose
I feel blessed to be alive at a time where youtube and dan exist
f.y same here
f.y same
so true
I imagine a world without dan would be even sadder.
Elli.goes.supernatural no it would be happier "fuck off"
WHY ISNT NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT DAN FOUND THE FANDOMS TESTS OMG I HOPE HE HASNT FOUND THE FICS
Jen TheMemeLord, so are you saying people ARE talking about it? Ps he has found them.....
Oh god
Oh g o d
He read one in a video
He has a Wattpad
I am so curious but am terrified to check seeing one of the answers for the last test in the video 😥
Dan what has ten legs and isnt around anymore?
MCR
FUCKIN HELL AAAAAAGGHHHHHH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Emo Cat you are a horrible person
Ik sorry bout it
@@cliquecowards4356 I'm sorryyyy
HOWWWWWW DARRRRREEEEEE
'nononono i can't do this
i'm gonna do it'
why is that the most relatable thing i have heard today
Park Jiminnie I couldn't stop replaying it
Park Jiminnie I
Park Jiminnie honestly same
Park Jiminnie lol hi. Dan is very relatable to humans.
armmmmmyyyyyyy
Dan: how well do i know myself?
me: more like HOWELL do i know myself? eh?
lonely bugger no
lonely bugger yes
Ro Matsuno YESSS
lonely bugger omgs yes
lonely bugger OMYGOD
Hey Dan, I'm totally serious when I say I do think you are incredibly intelligent, caring, funny and I love how you can use less common words with such ease. Tbh I find those things attractive and I think now and then us Phans need to get real and tell you that so you know we're not all trolls. Also I find your hobbit hair adorable and don't care how you want to do your hair as long as your happy
Shut up, I noticed the typo, we're all humans... Thing is why I watch these videos! Too real
*you're
Kawaii Trump I know.... *Crawls to pillow igloo of shame* I didn't check for typos until I submitted *hydrates profusely*
This is so sweet! :)
nyctophile 31 we all need some one to randomly compliment us, even Dan. It reminds us that there is more to us than our mistakes and flaws, and other people see it.
the haruka nanase pillow hits different now
Mollie i know 😔
...
oh my god
EVERYTHING HITS DIFFERENT
Howell does Dan know himself tho?
I love dad jokes. Especially The one Thomas Sanders makes
XxXNightHuntress XxX
Gotta agree buddy. One of my favourites is “Why does a flamingo sleep with one leg up? Cause if they slept with both legs up they would fall over!”
XxXNightHuntress XxX lol
Literally. Made me laugh probably more the video XD
Thomas Sanders is g8
@@aimee_pisces i love the joke but *your
More like night Howells
Keona Yllana god damn it. THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL
Nico di Angelo love your username ❤️
same. also hi Nico :3
Keona Yllana the door is over there
._. *opens the door for you* but it was good
Soft and neat
soft and neat
Why did you kill Sirius?! I'm still heart broken, screw you!
Bellatrix Lestrange what about Dobby 😢
OMG BELLATRIX IS IN THE PHANDOM
+Lolo Rijss But of course she is.
"If I pick Dan, does Phil die? If I pick Phil, do I cease to exist?"
*sips coffee and holds up interactive introverts poster*
We'll Danny Boi, let me tell you a story about a wheel and some projectiles...
Petition for Dan to let his hair be wavy 100% of the time.
Katie Williamson he's keeping it like this now. No petition needed😂
it already is :)
Katie Williamson 📝
Katie Williamson *signs 200 times*
PLEASE
Long and hard? more like....
soft and neat
bilbo swaggins I knew someone would say that, fml 😂
bilbo swaggins Ayyyyyyy
bilbo swaggins YeS
i literally commented that and then scrolled through the comments and found this fml
bilbo swaggins i love you😂😂😂😂😅😅😅
Night owl? More like... Night HOWELL... sorry not sorry