Crimes commited in this video (this is what I just caught) - sexual assault x2 - assault and battery - brandishing a firearm - minor in possession of firearm - possesion of a firearm on school grounds - Statory rape (if thats coach and shes under 18) - possession and transmission of child pornograpgy - homicide/attempted homicide (depends on if she died) - failure to report a homicide (depending on state and jurisdiction) This isn't all of them. Just what i lazily caught.
@@Jackfrost2551 Also considering the other video he talked about, about the girl and the chickens... It just made this so much worse for some reason. I feel like it shows the creator isn't trying to make a joke out of the small weiner bit, but trying to make jokes about s3xual assault in general.
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Well, the state of TH-cam has always kind of reflected the state of the world since it became really popular. So, when housing crises are happening and fachism is back and we're heading towards a late-stage capitalist dystopia...
@@justasentientmclarenp1879 no matter how bad you think part two is, it's worse. I've been on the internet long enough that nothing really shocks me anymore and that part 2 shocked me. It an amazing train wreck of a video and it's a crime the duck hasn't covered it yet.
@@TheMeatballMan420 I just watched the video It’s like they’re trying to tick off all the boxes of bigotry, the fact that this channel says it’s “family friendly” needs to be investigated by a court of law
@@cousinparty7266 I am shocked that the duck has not covered it yet. Maybe he won't because they are clearly very desperate for attention and giving it to them might be enabling and encouraging their bad behavior, but idk. That's just a guess.
@@the_map_bot.9:38 Yup. It was Coach Miles that physically assaulted a teenager and had sex with his girlfriend, presumably a minor. This video is absurd.
So the coach at the local high school, pushes a student off of a bridge and then just waits for the police to come and arrest him, he doesn't even walk away from the edge of the highway as he was too busy kissing a student in public ??!!!
(I think) every crime the coach committed in that video - s**ual harassment of a minor - s**ual assault of a minor - physical assault of a minor - dating a minor (idk what it's actually called) - owning cp - sharing cp - second degree murder
dating of minor isn't really a thing unless they're under the age of consent. (age of consent is only 18 in 13 states, the other 37? it's 16-17, so depending on the state, we can take that one off the list)
“Small wiener gang”💀💀💀 the ending caught me very off guard cause at first I was like “why they scootin closer, why they doing that?” And then I realized it kept going
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Fun fact: This video used to have a midway segment involving Jacob’s sister and a stranger that she invited to her home. He then tackled her linebacker style and kidnapped her.
@@namelastnamefirst4520 oh lol I simply remember it existed at some point. I'm surprised they haven't been terminated ngl, every other channel would never get away with this
Let's see, sexual assault, harassment, sexual harassment, racism, homoeroticism, pornography of minors, this is something I'd see in my school, just trying to be edgy. I forgot to add homicide, reckless endangerment, and a few other felonies.
The fact that the coach is named Miles Morals is just wow. They can't have a named dark skinned character with an original name no let's just name them Miles Morales but Morals instead! This channel... 💀
Just like tou got p bot and utttp bots running around saying all horrendous stuff but when i write punch in my comment it gets deleted sometimes. TH-cam's gone
Crimes that I saw throughout this video: solicitation of a minor, child pornography, brandishing a firearm, murder There may be more but those are the ones I saw straight away
Statutory r*pe, assault, assault on a minor, failure to report (the missing sister subplot), creation and distribution on top of the cp possession, sexual assault, minor in possession of a firearm, and domestic terrorism for that video where Mr Morals talks about his small meat, we didn’t need that
If I recall correctly, even flashing a firearm around is also considered brandishing a firearm, they should always be concealed carry and looking back I think I can add intimidation and threatening to the list of crimes
AugustTheDuck, the reason why there's a unrelated scene (jcobs sister) is because the episodes in the channel are connected. Its connected to "Karen Hunts down Mexicans" episode. It's basically an MCU.
@@VsevolodbochkovAs someone who is black, I totally disagree with that and find it ridiculous that people say shit like that. Racism is Racism, regardless of what race it is against. This video was extremely discriminatory towards the white guy, but sadly, nobody seems to point it out... I feel like people have forgotten the definition of racism or something because if it's not a person of color getting discriminated, we seem to ignore it all together smh
Believe it or not, there is a part two to that video. A fucking shit show of a part two. I will say that it is so much worse than what we saw here. To anyone who wants to watch it: Warning! Contains violence, blood, death, Booms booms, SA and some 'representation' of autism. (NOT REALLY!). It just gets worse with every single minute that goes by.
I feel many horrible things after watching that. Disgust, sadness, confusion, pity, anger, resentment.....it's like whoever made that, I now have a portion of their brain damage as well.
this is worse than Dhar man. Tomorrow's teaching is gross, inappropriate, racist and predatory. The fact this is for kids is just disgusting, wrong and teaching children (who are probably in year 1 -3) that showing others their privates is fine and that you can date anyone no matter the age gap. I have lost hope in this world. Also this scene 11:32 looks and sounds like it was written by 5 year olds because of how unrealistic it is.
TH-cam allowing this is proof that they’re afraid to lose money. They removed the dislike count and certain comment sections, but psychopathic unfunny content gets to stay
Dude the main character is going through a literal panic attack the entire video, like he just seems to be just utterly afraid and panting the entire time, hes just being violated by his coach.
Ngl the yeeting of the girl had me laughing, too. The image of that ragdoll plummeting off the bridge along with that scream was hilarious. But the rest?? What the actuall hell, somebody please remove this channel??
That's what he gets for just grabbing the ruler. That was his chance to go slap it around in the other room, get that butter cutter ready for dinner time, wake up the monsta.
The beginning sounds like something out of a book by that one romance author. I think her name is Colleen Hoover or something and she's known for having super weird amd badly written love books that are practically just smut.
You're absolutely right. This whole video is "if CoHo wrote gay scripts". I've seen enough reviews of her books to say that almost all of the unacknowledged crimes in this video have been written about a straight couple in one of Coleen Hover's books (and not portrayed as crimes either)
At least this video is actually kinda funny lol ...Can't say the same for the smut books. Or at least what I've heard about them, I'm not horny enough to read them.
Wtf, is that video still up? On TH-cam?? I hate all these dark humour, shitposting, rage bait nonsense. It's desensitizing young people and brainwashing them, it'll only get worser and worser when those who watch these and don't know any better will make even more horrible videos like these. Unbelievable
okay but why did they put SUICIDE in the video? suicide is nothing to giggle and joke about.. and plus, where did the "his sister just got kidnapped" thing come from?? like wtf is this plot😭
THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED AND I SCREMAED “WHATTTT?!!” AT THE ENDING AND ALSO WHEN HE THREW HER BRO WHAT THIS WHOLE VID WAS JUST ME IN DISBELIEF AND UTTER SHOCK.
As insanely bad as this channel is, I will give them 1 point over Dhar Mann, that their videos are unpredictable, and actually do surprise you, compared to Dhar Mann videos which are just cookie-cutter 2000's Disney/Nickelodeon sitcom type videos now.
Just because some inappropriate portrayal of crimes is released doesn't mean that everyone has to be investigated, 1st amendment exists for a reason. Edit: I think you are going to explain some important thing to me
I gotta be honest, I had a field day with the narrator over this, hearing someone using a documentary voice saying “Now everyone is aware of his small meat” is the funniest stuff ever🤣🤣💀💀
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6:05 I am a little more than five minutes in and I had to put my phone down and do few circles around my house. I applaud you for somehow being able to watch this video in full August
edited this on a flight and the lady next to me called the flight attendant over cause she thought I was watching the beginning of a porno
LOOOOOOOL NO FKING WAY
That’s… something
Quite the crazy story mr duck
lmao
Damn 💀
Crimes commited in this video (this is what I just caught)
- sexual assault x2
- assault and battery
- brandishing a firearm
- minor in possession of firearm
- possesion of a firearm on school grounds
- Statory rape (if thats coach and shes under 18)
- possession and transmission of child pornograpgy
- homicide/attempted homicide (depends on if she died)
- failure to report a homicide (depending on state and jurisdiction)
This isn't all of them. Just what i lazily caught.
Salah is like 22
I'm certain it isn't funny and I ain't learning a dang thing
@@Jackfrost2551 Also considering the other video he talked about, about the girl and the chickens... It just made this so much worse for some reason. I feel like it shows the creator isn't trying to make a joke out of the small weiner bit, but trying to make jokes about s3xual assault in general.
Think you forgot the family not reporting the missing sister.
@@-Simon_Petrikov Made even worse when you take into consideration that the victims are minors.
13:51 are we not gonna mention how they named him MILES MORALS???? I swear they name every black person in these vids after spiderman. 💀💀
ude i thought i waas the only one YES
@@Its_Jake_1 is that a poppt1 pfp
Wait till u find out that spider pig is not a cop
@@LegoAnimalCrossing yessiirrr i love that cheeeeese
We better see this version of miles in beyond the spider-verse.
The girl being yeeted off the bridge. "Well, I guess we won't be seeing her again" 💀😅
That shit caught me off guard, but them making out at the end sent me into a fit of laughter. This has got to be parody
*proceeds to make out*
@@timewarpdrive77😂 bro I’m out here tearing it up 😂😂
Top 10 moments when actors weren't acting:
@@BringBackTheDuck YES!
@MASTEROOGWAYFANPAGE No
100th like
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My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
Ending caught me off guard bro
First throwing the girl like that, then what they did next was NOT where I thought this video was going
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
Idk what the hell I was expecting, but that was the absolute last thing I was expecting to happen
Fr
I laughed my ass of when he threw her off that was so stupid and hilarious, now I want to purge this vid from my memory after that ending
I expected that he would throw her off the bridge but it still caught me off guard
"show us your meat or im finna crash out" 😭😭😭
That’s Salah for you 🤷🏾♀️
I died 😂
That was a WTAF dropped into a sea of WTF.
yxl salah wilding 😭🙏
Tf happened to Salah 😭😭
OMG, THEY MADE A PART 2, AND IT IS INFINITY MORE INSANE, I'M ABSOLUTELY TRAUMATIZED
YESS IN THE 2ND PART EVERY SECOND IT JUST GETS WORSE AND WORSE
LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN JACOB WAS PREGNANT 💀💀💀
@@Mimizia.What...... the flip...???
@@Shylocksis august react to it plz
@@Shylocksis imagine august reacting to it
@@Mimizia. I'm sorry... WHAT!?
“Go grab a ruler. I want to measure yours.”
“I don’t want to-“
“Go grab it.”
Does this count as sexual harassment?
Honestly yes. But moreso coercion
@@jayBBvid95 what does that mean?
@@iamcat1797 Coercion is verbally forcing somebody to do something against their will
Yes
Yeah, that girl gave sxual predator vibes for sure, creeped me out ngl
What the fuck is going on with TH-cam these days? 😂
Fr 😂
I can't even begin to think of a response
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
Well, the state of TH-cam has always kind of reflected the state of the world since it became really popular. So, when housing crises are happening and fachism is back and we're heading towards a late-stage capitalist dystopia...
This channel is the mix of Dhar Mann and Sameer Bhavnani and that someone added cocaine and heroin inside the mix and remixed to have this channel.
15:19
"Are they gonna kiss lmao"
"..."
"WAIT NO I WAS JOKING NO-"
Same 😂
SAME LMAO
FR I SAID TO MYSELF “best ending would be if they were gay”
bang! you really are a psychic aren't you? 🤣
same LMAO
The fact someone sat and wrote this script thinking this is teaching "life lessons" 💀
He was def bricked while writing it…
Its clearly not for life lesson more for hate watching
Man was high as fuck when he wrote this, and somehow the actors signed off on this.
they didn't, it's obviously satire
It’s literally satire
This coach belongs in jail and on a registry. CP, Grooming, Murder and Molestion
WOW
Crime speedrun world record
@@PandaBoyMakeStuff unfortunately it's actually a common pairing of charges the order is kinda messed though
He gets killed and the boy gets autism and has a vagina now. No I am not making it up. Pancho reacted to the sequel.
Don't forget Statutory rape too .. techincally these high school kids are maybe supposed to be 16 to 18 ... MAYBE. so also Statutory rape also.
Oh god the bots are back. (Referring to the oogway one)
"Go grab a ruler" "Gimme like 5 mins I gotta slap it around a bit and make sure the lighting is right..."
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
I liked this before I read the bottom part
I'm a girl WHAT ARE WE MEASURING HERE
@@potatopatch4563same. 😂
🤣🤣 My bad that wasn't a very fair edit
There I fixed it!
are we gonna ignore the clear implication that there was C.P. distribution? the coach is in fact an adult distributing a nude picture of a student.
He also claimed to have been with his girlfriend. How old is she supposed to be in this?
Ik right?!?
didn't even think about that but yeah, that's criminal crap right there
Club penguin
I can't suggest we place a pedo in a big machine that turns wood into mulch but this crap is allowed and no one has checked That Vegan Teacher.
Part 2 is so much more unhinged then part 1. You have to cover it man, it gets worse, and then worse, and then worse, and it just keeps on going.
There's a part two!!!!!
@@justasentientmclarenp1879 no matter how bad you think part two is, it's worse. I've been on the internet long enough that nothing really shocks me anymore and that part 2 shocked me. It an amazing train wreck of a video and it's a crime the duck hasn't covered it yet.
@@TheMeatballMan420 I just watched the video
It’s like they’re trying to tick off all the boxes of bigotry, the fact that this channel says it’s “family friendly” needs to be investigated by a court of law
@@cousinparty7266 I am shocked that the duck has not covered it yet. Maybe he won't because they are clearly very desperate for attention and giving it to them might be enabling and encouraging their bad behavior, but idk. That's just a guess.
@@TheMeatballMan420 prolly for the better to protect his sanity
Some of the scenes were uncomfortable at best and traumatizing at worse
I didn't think this video would go the direction it did, that coach was criminal 💀
Coach‽‽
Edit: basketball coach whew
Edit 2: wtaf
@@the_map_bot.9:38 Yup. It was Coach Miles that physically assaulted a teenager and had sex with his girlfriend, presumably a minor. This video is absurd.
bro casually just murders someone and then immediately makes out with the guy he groomed
@MASTEROOGWAYFANPAGEyou’re the weirdest fucking bot comment spammer ive ever seen
@@ninjafrog6966 part 2 is so much worse. Suicide bomber, their dicks being bitten off, autism and like a bunch of rape
“Aye dog, stop yapping and show us your meat or I’m finna crash out” - YXL Salah - 2024
😭
Proceeds to buy a burger and show it
The best quote ever
So the coach at the local high school, pushes a student off of a bridge and then just waits for the police to come and arrest him, he doesn't even walk away from the edge of the highway
as he was too busy kissing a student in public ??!!!
Literally the plot to an edgy fanfic written by that one outcasted girl in the class.
@@siyahseekerspitting facts
IKR
ye, apparently ye
laws don't exist, homosexuality does.
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT THIS IS GOING TO TEACH A LIFE LESSON💀💀💀💀💀
Its a parody channel
10:53 they had like a 5 minute sub-plot where they show how the sister was kidnapped but they somehow deleted it because I remember it very well.
They did you can see it from other reaction channels like wackawackamunv it was some random homeless guy r sum
Dhar Mann did this a couple years ago with the cootie shoeties joke
What the fuck was the rollercoaster I just went on...
It was a rollercoaster of fictional crime
Beginning:💀💀💀
Middle:💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
End:💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀(🏳️🌈)
Part 2: cries in the corner
@@leszekryniec7054 "STOP YAPPING AND SHOW US YOUR COOCHIE OR I FINNA CRASHOUT"
@@leszekryniec7054part 2 actually gets it bit off
@@leszekryniec7054 they went crazy on part 2 and got a higher budget on it too
Real
14:42 and forward was CRAZY. It went from "Ok this is disturbing but Im still strapped in" to "Im deleting youtube"
Holy fuck i did not expect him to throw her off the bridge-
Neither did I
I didn't expect that or the blood orgy with Forrest animals 2 seconds later... Wild stuff man.
and then suddenly the coach and the main guy start to make out😭😭😭 like what
@@lucabio545 that started while I was writing this and I was so fucking confused
@@lucabio545it’s a Big-Lipped Alligator Moment (a totally unexpected twist on a commonly used narrative) but not the good kind.
(I think) every crime the coach committed in that video
- s**ual harassment of a minor
- s**ual assault of a minor
- physical assault of a minor
- dating a minor (idk what it's actually called)
- owning cp
- sharing cp
- second degree murder
Dating a minor falls under the category of statutory rape, if they’re having s*x, and also considered child molestation
dating of minor isn't really a thing unless they're under the age of consent. (age of consent is only 18 in 13 states, the other 37? it's 16-17, so depending on the state, we can take that one off the list)
I thought they were in college so not a minor but still sa
Technically creating cp since he himself took the picture.
Second count of s**ual assault of a minor at the end
15:32 I had the EXACT same thought, August. We've reached levels of crazy I didn't know was possible on this platform lol
SAME I was like "Wtf" and August just reiterated my thoughts into words 💀💀💀
I’m so done with this platform
Not him CHOOSING to die in a COD Mobile t-shirt
I LITERALLY THREW MY TABLET DURING THE LAST SCENE THAT WAS SO OUTTA PLACE
Lmfao fr it’s funny as hell
How they just wrote off his coach killing his ex and just started kissing him Bollywood music ffs
That channel needs investigated
“Small wiener gang”💀💀💀 the ending caught me very off guard cause at first I was like “why they scootin closer, why they doing that?” And then I realized it kept going
The coach commits more crimes in a day than any gta character
I mean.. GTA characters have standards.
This coach really thinks he's dream speedrunning these crimes lol
Only Trevor has the capacity of doing any of these crimes
11:51 “Jacob I’m sorry I didn’t know I affected you this much “ after what you just did the ramifications didn’t enter your mind at all bro
I was really hoping this would be the upload for that Sameer guy talking shit on your name. Need that video ASAP!!
#BringBackTheDuck
It was an iconic part of the channels outro
Yeah
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My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
@MASTEROOGWAYFANPAGEthats absolutely fantastic
Fun fact: This video used to have a midway segment involving Jacob’s sister and a stranger that she invited to her home. He then tackled her linebacker style and kidnapped her.
Um what
yeah that was actually a thing lol,
there was also an outro (probably was this vid) with salah saying "what's up my niggas?" 😭😭😭
@@poggielord that was a different video. It was the black kid drowns in pool one and it was a white guy that said it.
@@namelastnamefirst4520 Yeah that video was wild af, too.
@@namelastnamefirst4520 oh lol I simply remember it existed at some point. I'm surprised they haven't been terminated ngl, every other channel would never get away with this
Let's see, sexual assault, harassment, sexual harassment, racism, homoeroticism, pornography of minors, this is something I'd see in my school, just trying to be edgy.
I forgot to add homicide, reckless endangerment, and a few other felonies.
And I hate whenever people get rightfully upset about it, and then people start calling them "snowflakes".
@@-Simon_PetrikovThat ain't being a snowflake. This is a legitimate thing to be disturbed about
@@deadboiakawoofpepper9073 Exactly. It makes me scared to even speak about it though because some people can't take things seriously no more.
No problem with homoerotic scenes - but the kid likely being a minor, that there is an issue.
dont forget about the adult coach making out with the student 😭😭😭
The fact that the coach is named Miles Morals is just wow. They can't have a named dark skinned character with an original name no let's just name them Miles Morales but Morals instead! This channel... 💀
The fact that you would get demonetized for saying what happened in the other video, but they're not in trouble for the video itself....
We can't have fairness on TH-cam. That's just not fair to do.
Just like tou got p bot and utttp bots running around saying all horrendous stuff but when i write punch in my comment it gets deleted sometimes. TH-cam's gone
@@Shaunshahriar Maybe if your comments were legible w/correct spelling and grammar?
TH-cam. Smh.
@@Markyajv We are dealing with some real problem here lad. We don't need to go after each other over petty things like grammar.
15:25 WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Thad scene was a fever dream…
I'M LITERALLY CRYING WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 😭😭😭
IM CRYING
Yea I didn't expect him to yeet her off the bridge at the end💀
FR 😭😭😭i died 😆☠️😭😭
It caught me so off guard that I ended up laughing like a nut head.
Crimes that I saw throughout this video: solicitation of a minor, child pornography, brandishing a firearm, murder
There may be more but those are the ones I saw straight away
Statutory r*pe, assault, assault on a minor, failure to report (the missing sister subplot), creation and distribution on top of the cp possession, sexual assault, minor in possession of a firearm, and domestic terrorism for that video where Mr Morals talks about his small meat, we didn’t need that
Isn't brandishing like actually pointing the gun at somone?
I am confused
If I recall correctly, even flashing a firearm around is also considered brandishing a firearm, they should always be concealed carry and looking back I think I can add intimidation and threatening to the list of crimes
Did you all just collectively forget what fiction and satire are or are you acting like a squid on purpose
"How big is yours?" 💀
A question that i won’t ever have to ask 🔥🔥
#BringBackTheDuck
It was an iconic part of the channels outro
bro it’s a fan of oogway in 2024 💀
The tape measure is too short
Did you even watch the video
14:44 greatest plot twist of 2024
Bruh hahahaha
The fact the coach said “you shouldn’t do this” when the guy was going to jump when literally minutes before said “I would K*ll myself if I were you”
like make up ur mind 😭🙌🏽
AugustTheDuck, the reason why there's a unrelated scene (jcobs sister) is because the episodes in the channel are connected. Its connected to "Karen Hunts down Mexicans" episode. It's basically an MCU.
If that vegan teacher made a life lesson channel
#BringBackTheDuck
It was an iconic part of the channels outro
that would be a nightmare come true
all of the characters would be vegan
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
@@BringBackTheDuckare you a bot orrr
Is the life lesson: "Don't have a small wiener" or something? Tomorrow's Teachings? more like Today's Trauma (Also there's a part 2)
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
@@p-__nobody cares about that information
@@p-__ Please shut up.
"Today's Trauma" is so clever XD
@@Borgar-3-the-sequel Also uhh, what happened to the sister getting kidnapped?
I thought there was gonna be an even crazier twist where the coach kidnapped the daughter and starts making fun of the kid
from the beginning to 11:30 its bad but then it takes a MASSEVE slope down that I did not expect
14:49 WHATTTT I'M ABSOLUTELY FLOORED AND FLABBERGASTED
IM CRYING
This video made me go through the five stages of grief. It makes me wonder if there’s hope for humanity.
It made me stop wondering
fun fact: there isn’t hope
Funnier fact: racism towards white people apparently isn't racism
@@VsevolodbochkovAs someone who is black, I totally disagree with that and find it ridiculous that people say shit like that. Racism is Racism, regardless of what race it is against. This video was extremely discriminatory towards the white guy, but sadly, nobody seems to point it out...
I feel like people have forgotten the definition of racism or something because if it's not a person of color getting discriminated, we seem to ignore it all together smh
@@RakisDerra I 100% agree I value equality and respect for everybody no matter what they look like and I don’t appreciate that persons comment
Believe it or not, there is a part two to that video. A fucking shit show of a part two. I will say that it is so much worse than what we saw here. To anyone who wants to watch it: Warning! Contains violence, blood, death, Booms booms, SA and some 'representation' of autism. (NOT REALLY!). It just gets worse with every single minute that goes by.
I watched it... and now I need to rip my eyes out because what the ever living hell did they smoke
Coach: “Drop your pants”
Me: Okay, I was NOT prepared for the SA…
I feel many horrible things after watching that. Disgust, sadness, confusion, pity, anger, resentment.....it's like whoever made that, I now have a portion of their brain damage as well.
Nah there's no way this ain't a parody. This had me DYING 💀💀
It was hilarious 💀
The dude who said stop yapping and show me your meat is a streamer who goes on there channel as a joke he’s really funny
@@Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa375lol i discovered his channel recently and my favorite are tomorrow teaching’s reaction videos, makes them even funnier
Mr. Duck, pls cover Part 2. It is absolutely fUking unhinged.
Edit: The guy who plays Jacob in this video acts 100x better in the next video btw.
Yeah it’s insane
Oh god if August can’t even handle this one I’m afraid of what a hypothetical part 2 video commentary video of his would look like
yea part 2 is definitely worse than part 1
Part 2 is on a whole nother level of WTF, it's fucking insane
Christ in rock-filled rollerskates, there's a FUCKING SEQUEL to this madness?
Bro the coach said he made a TEENAGERS girl cheat on her TEENAGER bf....coach is probably old enough to be their dad
“Why won’t you adopt me????😢😢😢”
“BC YOUR BLACK!!!”
Ah video
I think tomorrow’s teachings and generation hope should collab
@@AgressiveAndreyou want blue ryai end up like etika
14:39 what did i just witness
A murder…I’m still in utter shock 😂😂
jaw actually fell off when I saw this
@@SomebodysomebodySreal
@@SomebodysomebodyS Ikr. Wide open as much as possible, hand over mouth, and speechless…
how could the actors actually say these lines without cracking up. they're so hilariously bad.
this is worse than Dhar man. Tomorrow's teaching is gross, inappropriate, racist and predatory. The fact this is for kids is just disgusting, wrong and teaching children (who are probably in year 1 -3) that showing others their privates is fine and that you can date anyone no matter the age gap. I have lost hope in this world. Also this scene 11:32 looks and sounds like it was written by 5 year olds because of how unrealistic it is.
TH-cam allowing this is proof that they’re afraid to lose money. They removed the dislike count and certain comment sections, but psychopathic unfunny content gets to stay
I was really expecting the video to be about Sameer Bhavnani. He's the funny Dhar Mann copy.
I think he does this shit on purpose to get views and attention
(Im talking about tomorrows teachings)…
@@PurooRoy You can definitely tell Sameer is having fun. His vid about August is inoffensive and ridiculous 🤣
Dude the main character is going through a literal panic attack the entire video, like he just seems to be just utterly afraid and panting the entire time, hes just being violated by his coach.
That murder and ending made me burst out laughing because of the sheer absurdity of the situation
14:54 what the fuck just happened- I- what??
Well, those are brain cells I'm never getting back.
Ngl the yeeting of the girl had me laughing, too. The image of that ragdoll plummeting off the bridge along with that scream was hilarious. But the rest?? What the actuall hell, somebody please remove this channel??
True. The last 30 seconds redeemed the whole video for me, except for the fact that his sister's kidnapped was never concluded.
The girl really said "ÆEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEĀĂÆĀAAAEEEEEEEEEWAAAAAAA" 🗿💀
3:45 She dont even let him get excited, I'd get a worse reaction caught offguard like this
Gotta give it the oleeee fluff
That's what he gets for just grabbing the ruler. That was his chance to go slap it around in the other room, get that butter cutter ready for dinner time, wake up the monsta.
It's a straight up sexual assault. Jacob could have called 911 and get her arrestes
The beginning sounds like something out of a book by that one romance author. I think her name is Colleen Hoover or something and she's known for having super weird amd badly written love books that are practically just smut.
You're absolutely right. This whole video is "if CoHo wrote gay scripts". I've seen enough reviews of her books to say that almost all of the unacknowledged crimes in this video have been written about a straight couple in one of Coleen Hover's books (and not portrayed as crimes either)
At least this video is actually kinda funny lol
...Can't say the same for the smut books. Or at least what I've heard about them, I'm not horny enough to read them.
@@imjustvi6279 Same lol
Wtf, is that video still up? On TH-cam?? I hate all these dark humour, shitposting, rage bait nonsense. It's desensitizing young people and brainwashing them, it'll only get worser and worser when those who watch these and don't know any better will make even more horrible videos like these. Unbelievable
Fr
Me and so many people had our accounts suspended for 24 hours or even taken off of TH-cam for "cyber bullying" yet their videos stay up
Imagine crying & shitting your pants over a shitposting channel
@@yeahboi1286 You are free to have your opinion and I am free to have mine boi
@@beeozz I'm just pointing that instead of being some moralist over what is considered funny, maybe just ignore it?
This is not the Dhar man clone video we wanted, when's Sameer Bhavnami ''kid shamed for watching august the duck" video
I kept hearing the law and order SVU's sound all throughout the video lol
*DUN DUN*
okay but why did they put SUICIDE in the video? suicide is nothing to giggle and joke about.. and plus, where did the "his sister just got kidnapped" thing come from?? like wtf is this plot😭
That's what I want to know, where is the sister?
@@MCG525 there was a part of the video that showed the sister getting kidnapped but I believe the scene was cut out from the original video
Anything can be funny
"suicide is nothing to giggle n joke about!"
i think thats the least of your worries on this video bro 💀
if you thought they were trying to be funny with that then theres something wrong with YOU, not the video.
The coach “go easy on him I already clapped his girl” 6:07 💀
16:08 "I think this is the last time I will talk about this channel"
August says that and probably will cover part 2
Unrelated but I like your profile pic lol
part 2 ?????
i just watched it….
i might be the guy on the bridge soon..
@@arithegemstone3795 Thank you 😁
11:42 not the coach showing up with the Drake voice and feigning concern after spreading Child P thru the school??
7:18 niba's just gay at that point
15:15 😂 you're right
i think bisexual is more accurate
@@SalemsRising nope he's straight up gay and lied about making love to his gf
@@SalemsRising bisexual is just gay with extra steps
YOU NEEEEED TO WATCH THE SECOND PART
15:24 😢😢what the heck is this
This feels like an extended version of a "dark humour" short 💀
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
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this sounds like something written by master oogway
The channel is ment to be a satirical parody of Dhar Mann
This coach is going for the Guiness Crime Records of "Most crimes committed in one hour" and "Highest jail time in history"
Im SOOOO sorry, but when he chucked the girl over the bridge I laughed SO hard
9:31 In my head: Hey isn't that illegal? Cp is NOT LEGAL AT ALL wtaf
Sexual assault might be as well
The racial stereotypes are wild 😅 it had to be ragebait 😂😂
it definitely is
They made a Fortnite kid act like a thug lolll
All life lesson channels like this are just rage bait now lol, that's all they post.
THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED AND I SCREMAED “WHATTTT?!!” AT THE ENDING AND ALSO WHEN HE THREW HER BRO WHAT THIS WHOLE VID WAS JUST ME IN DISBELIEF AND UTTER SHOCK.
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IDK MATE BUT IT MADE ME CACKLE
As insanely bad as this channel is, I will give them 1 point over Dhar Mann, that their videos are unpredictable, and actually do surprise you, compared to Dhar Mann videos which are just cookie-cutter 2000's Disney/Nickelodeon sitcom type videos now.
Is she dead
@@PlutoniumSlums I mean, the guy was gonna jump, so I'd assume it's high enough to kill.
PART 2 IS EVEN CRAZIER AGUST U GOTTA COVER IT
Just watched it tf is that shit
13:00 Plot twist: The school is actually on Epstein Island
Nah bro, wha na heeeeeeell
NAAAAAH WHY THE HELL DO THEY KISS AT THE END?! THE HELL?!
Everyone involved in that channel needs to be investigated
Just because some inappropriate portrayal of crimes is released doesn't mean that everyone has to be investigated, 1st amendment exists for a reason.
Edit: I think you are going to explain some important thing to me
@@TheGamingG810 I'm just saying, sometimes there are signs, some obvious signs people lay out, that shouldn't be taken lightly.
Part 2 exists, you need more?
Ok throwing her of the bridge is insane also how did the actors were able to do this script without feeling uncomfortable
15:11 *Casually sits next to a man who just threw a lady off a bridge* LOL
Does..does the coach have a split personality disorder?
That’s not how DID works, he’s just a predator
I didn't think they could make a life lesson video *this* horny but here we are
The second part is like 10 times crazier In fact it's so crazy I got scared from it
I gotta be honest, I had a field day with the narrator over this, hearing someone using a documentary voice saying “Now everyone is aware of his small meat” is the funniest stuff ever🤣🤣💀💀
Insanity.
real
#BringBackTheDuck
It was an iconic part of the channels outro
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
I feel bad that August had to revisit the channel..💀
#BringBackTheDuck
It was an iconic part of the channels outro
@@BringBackTheDuck#bringbacktheduck
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My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
Oh no we have 2 brain rot children 💀💀💀💀💀
bet that youtube will not take Tomorrow's Teachings down. this is the closest thing we have to cp.
So this is obviously a joke channel, but just cause it’s trying to be a joke doesn’t mean it’s not disgusting to watch
as said in the video if done right you can joke about anything this isnt done right
nah "joke" implies they think what they're doing is funny, this is GRIFTING and ragebaiting
Yeah, it's also annoying when they try to shield behind the ol' "it's just a joke" excuse to act like total scumbags.
I think they're hilarious. I'm eagerly awaiting the next video.
And they're calling it a "family friendly" channel too...
6:05 I am a little more than five minutes in and I had to put my phone down and do few circles around my house. I applaud you for somehow being able to watch this video in full August
The ending caught me off guard💀.
Fr I don’t know what I want expecting but it wasn’t that
This is..... I have no words! The end is unbelievable