Search bar roulette: pastor becomes stripper

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  • @thenoelmiller
    @thenoelmiller  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1238

    Go to nordvpn.com/noelmiller or use code noelmiller to get a 2-year plan with a huge discount plus 1 additional month for free.

  • @tomasmurphy1036
    @tomasmurphy1036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6996

    “welcome to another video you *can* eat to” *first clip is literally cannibalism*

    • @onyxharrison8617
      @onyxharrison8617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Was drinking my smoothie and literally almost threw up WHYYYY NOEL WHYYYY

    • @catarinaprudencio7594
      @catarinaprudencio7594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I took my first bite of lunch as he said that 😩

    • @cleanpotato8600
      @cleanpotato8600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Excatly its like a eat along

    • @SudinNair007
      @SudinNair007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Should've seen this comment before clicking on this video while eating 👀

    • @sicilygianna
      @sicilygianna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      My Mac N cheese is physically crying rn

  • @chickengoesbawk5728
    @chickengoesbawk5728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4687

    "Sold out jesus for lunch money" has to be the coldest christian bar I have ever heard.

    • @lucian5389
      @lucian5389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I wanna hear a Christian rap song with that bar in there

    • @lucian5389
      @lucian5389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      "Shit is real
      When its time to eat a meal
      I rob and steal
      Cuz God ain't givin me shit
      So for the bread and butta I'll leave Jesus in the gutta!" - Notorious G.O.D

    • @xboxpenguin8705
      @xboxpenguin8705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@lucian5389 BARS

    • @itssusi.6391
      @itssusi.6391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm still fucking laughing at this because God is so accurate

    • @simpforhange
      @simpforhange 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lucian5389 this is my absolute favorite comment on youtube now :D

  • @reynap343
    @reynap343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8434

    Noel: you can eat to this
    Also Noel: *cannibalism *

    • @gabehodos-rich2372
      @gabehodos-rich2372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      LMAO

    • @jeffnamemy
      @jeffnamemy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      They were feasting tho, that shit looked good as fuck.

    • @beccapugmire3526
      @beccapugmire3526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      ty for the warning i literally just started the vid and am ab to eat some tofu w rice. i don’t wanna think about cannibals lmao

    • @glowvxn
      @glowvxn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      i mean they do be eating

    • @armanpamma9454
      @armanpamma9454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@jeffnamemy AYO POLICE THIS MAN OVER HERE

  • @buhhhla222
    @buhhhla222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3263

    Noel: Let’s try looking up: man eats man”
    Also Noel: “first one and we already have cannibalism”
    WHAT DID YOU EXPECT NOEL

    • @joey_youtube
      @joey_youtube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Do u fart?

    • @worm9862
      @worm9862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@joey_youtube am I like missing something or what?

    • @joey_youtube
      @joey_youtube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@worm9862 im asking her if she farts

    • @jamesvangoethem5738
      @jamesvangoethem5738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@joey_youtube why?

    • @TheRealAtello
      @TheRealAtello 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@jamesvangoethem5738 he's a sniffer.

  • @praiford4539
    @praiford4539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2842

    “He’s got Isaiah 3:16 in his bio”
    Isaiah 3:16 - “The women of Zion are haughty, walking along with outstretched necks, flirting with their eyes, strutting along with swaying hips, with ornaments jingling on their ankles.”
    Noel is onto something

    • @Southernstereotype
      @Southernstereotype 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      That chapter goes on to God taking away their ornaments, scarves, headbands, turbans, and necklaces/jewelry. He made them bald, stink to high hell, and put scars across their faces as well.

    • @marlyboom123
      @marlyboom123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Damn he was on point

    • @NATE-bz7mx
      @NATE-bz7mx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      @@Southernstereotype that's fucked up dawg

    • @Southernstereotype
      @Southernstereotype 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@NATE-bz7mx it was a warning to Jerusalem by Isaiah, not something that actually happened. I worded it wrong, sorry

    • @NATE-bz7mx
      @NATE-bz7mx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      @@Southernstereotype i mean just sounds a lil judgy by isaiah and rude af of God to take their shit and make them smelly baldies, he just mad he ugly and so is big G, AND they physically can't lay pipe in this plane of existence anyways so why's they so bent????

  • @raoulmukiza2811
    @raoulmukiza2811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6467

    The way Noel slips in nordVPN gets smoother every time.

    • @jaspereatsrocks
      @jaspereatsrocks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      While Cody's get increasingly more awkward and apologetic 😂

    • @emsmith.
      @emsmith. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      That's what she said?

    • @actionjackson3522
      @actionjackson3522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It's like he's unlocking his 17th chakra.

    • @Fatalismic
      @Fatalismic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He does the same to my mom man and it's NOT FAIR

    • @simonwilliams9285
      @simonwilliams9285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      the frictionlessness is insane

  • @jennilunn4208
    @jennilunn4208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2682

    When she walks up to the podium as a pastor she just looks like an awkward new stand-up comedian

  • @leelas27
    @leelas27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6140

    Noel it's physically impossible to get you out of an R&B music video.

    • @treya5298
      @treya5298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Unrelated but I love your pfp!!

    • @Shawn_not_Seen
      @Shawn_not_Seen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The schuyler sisters!!

    • @pink_goddess1855
      @pink_goddess1855 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No way bro you and my grandma have the same name

  • @ServingOthers99
    @ServingOthers99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3329

    Alright new idea for Christian only fans though: HolyFans

    • @astoldbynickgerr
      @astoldbynickgerr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      They’d be showing collarbones and kneecaps and dick prints and shit 👀

    • @sIimepoop
      @sIimepoop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Those exposed ankles boutta make me act up

    • @xtrastrengthsassx1269
      @xtrastrengthsassx1269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@astoldbynickgerr STOP, lolol!

    • @BMoney8600
      @BMoney8600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And it’s just pictures of Jesus

    • @LUCAS-mq5dm
      @LUCAS-mq5dm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      They pay for Jesus fan fics

  • @RayRaeNonbinary1
    @RayRaeNonbinary1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2340

    Honestly I understand where she's coming from. I used to wear skirts that never showed the knees and I never showed my shoulders never wore and makeup never cut my hair. All for the sake of not standing out or make men "tempted" I ended up getting harassed anyway so I said fuck it and now I'm wearing whatever I want like makeup, pants, sleeveless shirts, and I cut my hair.
    -2 years later life update for whoever cares-
    I'm now agnostic/atheist, got a gf, I figured out I'm nonbinary, almost committed die, and reached my teenage dirt bag phase in my 20's because of my lack of self-expression I was allowed to have during my teen years lol!

    • @XxShadow101xX
      @XxShadow101xX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +372

      Yeah that shit's oppressive. It's not your fault if men can't keep their heads on their shoulders lmao

    • @RayRaeNonbinary1
      @RayRaeNonbinary1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      @@XxShadow101xX I know. The worst part is when I first wore a dress that should my knees my mom told me I was asking for attention and I'd get assaulted. It's gotten better now my dad still expresses disgust when ever I wear makeup.

    • @baconscoobysnacks3135
      @baconscoobysnacks3135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      GTFO with the male hate BS 😂 men are not out here looking for women's knees. There are bad people in the world period, stop trynna place the blame solely on men. It makes you look sexist AF

    • @RayRaeNonbinary1
      @RayRaeNonbinary1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +351

      @@baconscoobysnacks3135 I don't hate men I was just explaining how the Christian community conditions women to believe they're responsible for men's morality if they aren't "modest" and how I got out of that dangerous way of thinking. When I was harassed I thought it was my fault I was asking myself "Was my skirt too tight?" "While I knew this person was I in any way indecent." I even talked to it with my dad and he said when women dressed modestly their imagination could run wild. That made me feel both scared and confused I didn't know what I was supposed to do there was no way out of my situation of feeling bad but then I told myself I wasn't responsible for anyone's morality no matter what I wore and went on a road of self discovery. Which I'm still on currently.

    • @briel1701
      @briel1701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      good for you gurl!!! 🥺😭

  • @kentethliles916
    @kentethliles916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1616

    “Judas should feel bad cuz she sold her body for $100k while he sold Jesus for lunch money” 😤🤣😂 gosh it hurts to laugh

    • @dixond2110
      @dixond2110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      💀💀💀

  • @idekatthispoint8593
    @idekatthispoint8593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7562

    i don’t want to let you out of the 90s rnb music video.

    • @woge6804
      @woge6804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Turn on the fountain, fall down on your knees punching the air *perfection*

    • @egglemon7065
      @egglemon7065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I have never ever liked a video before I watched at least a few mins of it. pretty cringe noel

    • @Sleepypilled
      @Sleepypilled 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah I mean that sounds kinda dope

    • @justkidding2001
      @justkidding2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He looked soooooooo good😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @leviathan3630
      @leviathan3630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@egglemon7065 Pretty cringe of you to take likes so seriously. All they do is help creators out

  • @thegajuar4459
    @thegajuar4459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4271

    are we really gonna let noel get away with the fact that he called a verb an adjective

    • @butteredbuns3491
      @butteredbuns3491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      yeah, i mean i don’t really care, i understood him

    • @aliweir1219
      @aliweir1219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      yes leave the man alone

    • @AlexaLdz
      @AlexaLdz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@simonwilliams9285 Not that I can speak for everyone, but as a minority, I pay less attention to the mechanics of English grammar despite speaking it fluently as well.

    • @thegajuar4459
      @thegajuar4459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@AlexaLdz noel was born and brought up in canada and he's said before he's half-white. i understand that the comment would have been insensitive if it was directed at somone who doesn't speak english as their first language. i'm only making a light hearted joke and i'm fairly certain he wouldn't take offense to someone poking a little fun at him. i'm from a third world country myself and speak english as my third language; i know a vocab/grammar slip-up doesn't matter especially since what he was trying to say was clear.

    • @AlexaLdz
      @AlexaLdz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@thegajuar4459 lmaooo ok i was joking, not actually saying it could be racist. I know he’s from Canada, maybe I didn’t contextualize my comment as well as I thought I had.

  • @disappointmentsanddisgrace1210
    @disappointmentsanddisgrace1210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    Noel: searches for cannibalism
    Internet: gives him results for cannibalism
    Noel: Surprise Pikachu Face

  • @itsverooo
    @itsverooo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1026

    noel: “you can put anything in there: a noun, an adjective and then a noun”
    also noel, right after: *proceeds to put a noun a verb and a noun*

  • @coyotemadness
    @coyotemadness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7609

    It's cool that Noel and Cody's youtube cycles have synchronized. Nature is incredible.

    • @outoffocus44
      @outoffocus44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +564

      Like periods ❤️

    • @stvk99
      @stvk99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      same editor

    • @kaitlynmcdowell8167
      @kaitlynmcdowell8167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      this comment notified me that cody uploaded, thank you king

    • @kitty7901
      @kitty7901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      their sponsors r almost there too lmao,, nord vs express

    • @itachiZev
      @itachiZev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Couldn’t have said it better

  • @jmat04
    @jmat04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2144

    pressing the like is an unspoken thing between me and Noel

    • @actionjackson3522
      @actionjackson3522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      He doesn't have to ask for it anymore. It's just a look and then *wonky slush* it's done.

    • @cadesmandela1935
      @cadesmandela1935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@actionjackson3522 wocky

    • @romanfrancis4133
      @romanfrancis4133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You ever eat poop?

    • @K1Ck8
      @K1Ck8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@romanfrancis4133 no but thanks for asking

    • @farazbhat9832
      @farazbhat9832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@K1Ck8 he didn't ask you

  • @nighthorizon11
    @nighthorizon11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2369

    I keep forgetting somehow that Uncle Nole had hair once

    • @vivi-wu8qu
      @vivi-wu8qu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      noel with hair just looks weird now

    • @selinbuyukcengiz6873
      @selinbuyukcengiz6873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I liked his curly hair rip we’re never gonna see it again

    • @rosiejpira7804
      @rosiejpira7804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      uncle nole LOL

  • @livalil
    @livalil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    “you can eat during this one”
    *shows a cannibal eating a person*

  • @AaronandJo
    @AaronandJo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1773

    This shit was gold dog

    • @pr3ye
      @pr3ye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      oh my god hi guys 😎

    • @chloewilliamson668
      @chloewilliamson668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      kings you have phenomenal taste

    • @Matt-bn3tx
      @Matt-bn3tx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      When he said “get yo hands off the keyboard, FoCuS” that shit got me.

    • @adelemon4409
      @adelemon4409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      What is this, a cross-over episode??

    • @joannaaa_13
      @joannaaa_13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      uhh COLLAB ?!!

  • @palmabros6925
    @palmabros6925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1429

    “Yo that shit bussin respectfully, on god on god. SHEEEEEEEESH”
    -every person on tiktok

    • @lilygirllisa
      @lilygirllisa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I feel called out (edit: I have been saying on god for yrs)

    • @Bananachan289
      @Bananachan289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ong they are

    • @radkouse1of1
      @radkouse1of1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      ong?? fr fr ❓⁉️❗⁉️ no cap lmfao fr no cap??? I smell👃cap 🧢🧢 faxxxx

    • @lenassdiary
      @lenassdiary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Every middle schooler right now

    • @emmaj7445
      @emmaj7445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      aave is just sooooooo trendy /j

  • @WAZOOMA
    @WAZOOMA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1357

    why do I find those ‘slush’ censors so funny lol

    • @tobiogunsina8426
      @tobiogunsina8426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Wocky slush

    • @WAZOOMA
      @WAZOOMA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@tobiogunsina8426 that thang bleedin P

    • @WhatWouldJohnSay93
      @WhatWouldJohnSay93 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was that a deelee reference or did it come from somewhere else?

    • @lifeiswonderful22
      @lifeiswonderful22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I love Noel, but I fucking hate that saying.

    • @evansavage3515
      @evansavage3515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I look forward to them every video

  • @olivehoran2920
    @olivehoran2920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    Okay but the lighting in the beginning was immaculate

    • @unknown_user8449
      @unknown_user8449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Sun in someone's face? MUST BE GOOD LIGHTING""

    • @geminico61
      @geminico61 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@unknown_user8449 it looked cool, get over yourself

    • @LilKingler
      @LilKingler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@unknown_user8449 dang I disagree, but if that's how u feel that's cool too

    • @user-sv3mb5ns8g
      @user-sv3mb5ns8g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it was giving britney spears’ I’m a Slave 4 U

  • @jaysonwellman4078
    @jaysonwellman4078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Noel is a whole fucking saint for realizing I only watch yt while eating dinner after work and warning me when he's gonna make me barf. Thanks big dog.

    • @brontsmoth671
      @brontsmoth671 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You’re WEAK

    • @crystaleunoia3974
      @crystaleunoia3974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So, how did the cannibalism in the first clip go for ya?

  • @hiphiphoogray
    @hiphiphoogray 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    not sure anyone said this but a while back I came across the situation where the little girl woke up at her own funeral- what all the media outlets failed to say is that hours later she died again and the family had to go through that grief all over again. it was a horrific thing in the end. it’s crazy too bc the media didn’t report this until AFTER she died the second time but they conveniently left out the full story.

  • @benjaminandersonii9842
    @benjaminandersonii9842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "noun adjective noun"
    "Man eats man"
    Checks out

    • @thenoelmiller
      @thenoelmiller  3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Same thing

    • @YourFoodIsBland
      @YourFoodIsBland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Why is this comment so underrated when Noel himself replied to it?

    • @SLLABRUOYKCILINAC
      @SLLABRUOYKCILINAC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      grammatix

    • @SnoppleWopple
      @SnoppleWopple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thenoelmiller oh hey famous internet sensation and artist Noel Miller who has been featured on the Cody Ko youtube channel many times. How are you doing?

  • @SnoppleWopple
    @SnoppleWopple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1072

    That title is both incredibly disturbing and incredibly amazing.

    • @Hypersomnaia
      @Hypersomnaia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ScottThePisces pastor turned crossbow murderer

    • @emilal
      @emilal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Girl Defined gone wild

    • @heywoodjablowme9148
      @heywoodjablowme9148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@emilal I TOOK A U TURN to murder someone

    • @anyalaASMR
      @anyalaASMR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      disturbing?

    • @pauvretori
      @pauvretori 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@anyalaASMR ik I’m also confused

  • @placefantasy1821
    @placefantasy1821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1045

    I respect her hustle so much oh my GOD 30-100k a month?!? I was expecting her to say yearly I had to pause the video and just take a short walk

    • @voidstiles431
      @voidstiles431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      You underestimate the power of *HORNY SIMPS*

    • @idontneedaname318
      @idontneedaname318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      like girls getting to the bag can't do nothing but applaud her

    • @Flascoexp
      @Flascoexp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Same like gawd damn, who making so much dough to say "hey let spend on some girl i met online"......i guess its probably cheaper than getting a actual girlfriend and they wont even do the thing these strippers do.

    • @user-so7nd5zl2b
      @user-so7nd5zl2b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Shhhh I’m trying to get my degree and not drop out

    • @thatbeaatcch9884
      @thatbeaatcch9884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol I bet you she doesn’t pay taxes though 😂

  • @dixbyfloppin6979
    @dixbyfloppin6979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Yo! The guy in the stripper pastor section is the guy taking over Overwatch since Jeff Kaplan left. I have no idea what to do with this information and now neither do you :)

    • @Jarl_Hoetam
      @Jarl_Hoetam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Right? I was watching the overwatch PvP update, then this popped up; wtf even dude

    • @Hawarka
      @Hawarka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      you're right 😭 I even went and watched the original video to make sure it's literally him, what do I do now I'm panicking

    • @lizreeves8981
      @lizreeves8981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The original video lists him as her neighbor/friend but why do a boudoir shoot at your friend's house??

    • @DefMM123
      @DefMM123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I knew i wasnt the only one who noticed

    • @dragonlordsaviour7005
      @dragonlordsaviour7005 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hawarka what why?

  • @calinalchajian8467
    @calinalchajian8467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    “You can eat while watching this video”
    Noel: man eating man

  • @stinky6521
    @stinky6521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    1:55 this story actually got me infuriated he was HARASSING them for weeks to make tiktoks and had fled to Florida only to get arrested again for being fucking stupid

    • @333SarahBeth
      @333SarahBeth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I came to this video from Creep Show Arts video on him released today. The killer's girlfriend was recording the whole thing for views. It never got uploaded, and hopefully with video evidence of the murder he gets put away for a very long time.

    • @winnievaughan
      @winnievaughan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@333SarahBeth me too lol

    • @stinky6521
      @stinky6521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@333SarahBeth I did not come to Noel’s video from Shannon but I def watched it before this haha

    • @alittleninjathatstealsyour9401
      @alittleninjathatstealsyour9401 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      it’s so sad

    • @fauna5328
      @fauna5328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@333SarahBeth this comment didn't age well at all considering how trash Creepshowart is

  • @gamecorpfr3015
    @gamecorpfr3015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    Crazy how Tarantino inspired a whole new generation of directors with foot fetish what a legend

    • @ursadaeis
      @ursadaeis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I hate-love this comment LMAO 😭

    • @caesthoffe
      @caesthoffe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      a modern day Shakespeare

  • @ellepatterson
    @ellepatterson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    HE’S BACK FROM HAWAII AND HE’S ABOUT TO BUSSSSTTTTTT!!!

    • @D-Man_Jam
      @D-Man_Jam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I heard he's going to sawcon.

    • @ellepatterson
      @ellepatterson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@D-Man_Jam imagine if he saw malone brown

    • @D-Man_Jam
      @D-Man_Jam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ellepatterson Sawcon Joe Mama Ligma.

    • @zipopz
      @zipopz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@D-Man_Jam ligma ?

    • @5ninthavenue
      @5ninthavenue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      who the hell is steve jobs

  • @bigboichungus6846
    @bigboichungus6846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    It scares me that Noel knows on the top of his head that Isaiah 3:16 is about women’s feet.

    • @rogerdalzell
      @rogerdalzell 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      but its not. just googled it, its just says stuff about women walking like hoes or something lmao

    • @bigboichungus6846
      @bigboichungus6846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@rogerdalzell “16: Moreover the Lord saith, Because the daughters of Zion are haughty, and walk with stretched forth necks and wanton eyes, walking and mincing as they go, and making a tinkling with their feet:” It depends on which version of the Bible you are reading but they should be fairly similar. This is from the King James Bible which I believe is the most popular.

  • @hermitage6439
    @hermitage6439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    "Satan whispering doubts in our mind"
    "-To becoming an adult model"
    I'd say it was a success for satan.

    • @fiandrafulchiati4901
      @fiandrafulchiati4901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      a success for everybody 😌

    • @WaywardVector
      @WaywardVector 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fiandrafulchiati4901 go touch grass, and reality for that matter.

    • @lucyk8935
      @lucyk8935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@WaywardVector gettin real mad on a video about a sexy pastor there bud

    • @jordansmallbone9407
      @jordansmallbone9407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you said it lol

  • @jinnie4271
    @jinnie4271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    "Lord have mercy I'm about to bust"
    What a nice way to start the video 😂😂

  • @temperatetimes
    @temperatetimes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    Why are Noel's transitions to sponsorships so clean and actually amusing

    • @paulw252
      @paulw252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Did you ever watch or listen to the JennaJulien podcast? Julien is the king of ad transitions.
      Edit: "kind" to "king"

    • @fauna5328
      @fauna5328 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same with Mista GG
      His transitions to ads are unmatched

  • @piperrasmussen
    @piperrasmussen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    PRAYING (no pun intended) that search bar roulette becomes a series

  • @zw9847
    @zw9847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    *Noel:* “he got Isaiah 3:16 in his bio”
    *Isaiah 3:16:* “The Lord says, “The women of Zion are haughty, walking along with outstretched necks, flirting with their eyes, strutting along with swaying hips, with ornaments jingling on their ankles.”
    ‭‭
    *Noel...*

  • @awesomeallyse
    @awesomeallyse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    Her: I make 30,000-100,000 a month
    Me, also a queer woman youth pastor in training who got it popping and looming student debt: Lord if this is a sign

    • @jasminepandit9861
      @jasminepandit9861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      get that bread sis 👀

    • @michaelpesta2148
      @michaelpesta2148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No, not all sins are forgiven

    • @dracomaneer
      @dracomaneer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Get the wood polish for those beads...

    • @cdw2468
      @cdw2468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@michaelpesta2148 yes they are, cause there’s no god

    • @Spoopybat
      @Spoopybat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@michaelpesta2148 Yes they are because god is an all forgiving being despite peoples flaws. If we as humans aren't what god wanted us to be that's on him for allowing us to get to this point in evolution.

  • @alexphimister3710
    @alexphimister3710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    The husband is Aaron Keller the director of Overwatch, had to take a walk when I recognised him

    • @zackwhitehead7915
      @zackwhitehead7915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wtf! As if

    • @mdmaatje7075
      @mdmaatje7075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yea this video would be the last place I'd expect to see him in

    • @re46tygrews7x
      @re46tygrews7x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought I was going crazy for a sec, had to pull up google images when I saw him

    • @jeffgayzose8129
      @jeffgayzose8129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Judy Mwanzo I thought she said she was gay

    • @goncalofernandes6351
      @goncalofernandes6351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here brother

  • @fhyuu9221
    @fhyuu9221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I had a youth pastor... he accidentally stabbed me w a pencil back in the day. A literal pencil- I had to get surgery on my palm lol

    • @adriiiiii9098
      @adriiiiii9098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      jesus role play

    • @gissels1255
      @gissels1255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@adriiiiii9098 thank you for your contribution to the comment section

    • @Bananachan289
      @Bananachan289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@adriiiiii9098 that made me smile

    • @ftyropek
      @ftyropek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@adriiiiii9098 everyone liked that.

    • @corrodedspacecarrot53
      @corrodedspacecarrot53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@adriiiiii9098 i love you no homo

  • @loganknox7
    @loganknox7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Noel doing his best “Wrong Side Of TH-cam”impression

    • @tycrabapple9282
      @tycrabapple9282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Damn I just commented this lol, rip cow chop

    • @loganknox7
      @loganknox7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tycrabapple9282 one of my favorite gems on this hell scape of a site

    • @tycrabapple9282
      @tycrabapple9282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@loganknox7 yep, I constantly watched cow chop and funhaus. I still watch funhaus, but it's definitely not the same in good ways and bad

    • @fuglybunny69
      @fuglybunny69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      damn james and aleks was so much of what i watched years ago. between cow chop and the creatures i watched so much of that shit!

  • @googlorsnooglor8757
    @googlorsnooglor8757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    I appreciate Noel jumping on that you can be a good person and a sex worker and your job doesn’t make you a bad person. That dude was hella condescending and shady like “underneath all that she’s a good person” like bruh, WITH all that she’s a good person. Period

    • @SM-yz4hi
      @SM-yz4hi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I think he meant that underneath the sensationalist headline is a real person. irl me he’s saying it’s easy to overlook the emotional events that would go into moving from one extreme to another like that

    • @baconscoobysnacks3135
      @baconscoobysnacks3135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She can be a good person for sure. A good person chasing easy money

    • @YouHadMeAtHalo
      @YouHadMeAtHalo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@baconscoobysnacks3135 the horror.

    • @msgirly6827
      @msgirly6827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@baconscoobysnacks3135 oh cry more.

    • @aggressivelyamicable5987
      @aggressivelyamicable5987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@baconscoobysnacks3135 On a previous thread you were complaining about "man hate" but I think this comment is a much better representation of your concerns.

  • @bibble750
    @bibble750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    watching this in an airport without nordvpn is making me feel very attacked

  • @isavida9002
    @isavida9002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    The amount of joy I get when Noel uploads is ridiculous

  • @SH-zf1cf
    @SH-zf1cf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    i love how close noel holds the mic to his mouth bc it’s like he’s speaking directly into my cochlea

  • @t.skitty
    @t.skitty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    that lighting was just god dropping by

  • @thatswhatithought4264
    @thatswhatithought4264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    "pastor becomes stripper" "Oh wow lets hear about this" listens to backstory "Oh so not really a shocking transition after all, got it!"

  • @alyaaash2883
    @alyaaash2883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Noel: Welcome to another video that you CAN eat to
    Noel’s first time viewers: ❓❓❓

  • @Lilacs4Nikki
    @Lilacs4Nikki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    “To becoming a successful- SKINTIMATE RASBERRY RAZOR” that ad popped up at a wonderful time.

  • @mikaylaval
    @mikaylaval 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    The fact that Noel had to put on the jeans that are his nightmare to film the saw scene is pure dedication

    • @mahasaruchi8174
      @mahasaruchi8174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No no that's from another video xD that's the dre Drexler video

    • @baconscoobysnacks3135
      @baconscoobysnacks3135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Poor girl was forced to wear jeans

  • @callmeblubber5038
    @callmeblubber5038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I think the worst part of the TikTok murder search is that he wasn’t the killer I was thinking of meaning there’s multiple TikTok murderers

    • @Mar-xs3hg
      @Mar-xs3hg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same I was thinking of the girl who killed her sister 🧍

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HUH?? im so glad i never downloaded tiktok 😭 wtf is going on there??

    • @callmeblubber5038
      @callmeblubber5038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mar-xs3hg that’s the one I was thinking of too

    • @PequenoGiant
      @PequenoGiant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking of the one who killed her parents

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PequenoGiant HOW MANY FUCKING TIKTOK MURDERS HAS THERE BEEN???? 😭

  • @AndrewPonti
    @AndrewPonti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Homegirl is just expressing herself with what God gave her. That turned wholesome in the end. As much as "stripper pastor" can!

  • @nckbty
    @nckbty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    dancing in 511s when it’s 90° is literally vans warped tour (rip). and yeah, it was pretty much torture.

  • @lulujune1800
    @lulujune1800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    cody AND noel upload today ? dayum we eating good 😼😼😼

    • @realxjosh8298
      @realxjosh8298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😈😈

    • @joeharris4119
      @joeharris4119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'm a fatman

    • @yvngsunburn3329
      @yvngsunburn3329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@joeharris4119 hey fartman

    • @joeharris4119
      @joeharris4119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yvngsunburn3329 no it's a reference to their song

    • @yvngsunburn3329
      @yvngsunburn3329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@joeharris4119 I know, Joe

  • @neenerpop9780
    @neenerpop9780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    noel after frying my brain from that AP us history exam is the move rn

    • @imaniblack5291
      @imaniblack5291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LITERALLY LMAO

    • @lunx-.2879
      @lunx-.2879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      they moved ours to summer

    • @campybaraaa
      @campybaraaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AP chem for me today mate lmao

    • @orubenipug1553
      @orubenipug1553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      alert 15 year old, alert

    • @19.99USD
      @19.99USD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OrubeniPug apush is a junior course: 16-17

  • @parkerhoward2786
    @parkerhoward2786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I like how Cody and Noel advertised two different vpns on videos they released on the same day.

  • @aymaneessamoud8827
    @aymaneessamoud8827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Are we totally gonna glance over the fact that the guy the pastor went to see is the new Overwatch director Aaron Keller ?

    • @thecarptain
      @thecarptain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I saw him opening the door and went "wait is that Aaron Keller" and later it fully was just him. They gave literally no explanation as to what his relationship was with her, or why he's there

    • @domokun5671
      @domokun5671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dude I WAS LEGIT TRIPPING! I was really doubting whether or not that was him, BUT IT WAS WTFF LMAOO

    • @mewlyne6209
      @mewlyne6209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IS THAT ACTUALLY HIM

    • @joqmos5335
      @joqmos5335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      apparently they're neighbors

  • @totallyanexpert5212
    @totallyanexpert5212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:00 Woah, thats the lead overwatch developer Aaron Keller! I did not expect to see him in this video lol

  • @alisegraudina6530
    @alisegraudina6530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Noel:You can eat to this video
    Also Noel: Shows a man eating a man👁👄👁

    • @SethVoid
      @SethVoid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It honestly made me hungrier

    • @AJ-pu9jq
      @AJ-pu9jq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Made me remember I need prep my dinner soon

    • @radkouse1of1
      @radkouse1of1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@AJ-pu9jq uh what?

    • @juwanamguni3901
      @juwanamguni3901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AJ-pu9jq ayo?

    • @AJ-pu9jq
      @AJ-pu9jq 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@radkouse1of1 I said what I said

  • @monkey-choppa2751
    @monkey-choppa2751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I like how Noel gives us warning about not eating to a video and eating to it.

  • @ollie3258
    @ollie3258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    i'm genuinely so happy for this lady, she seems so happy and i was really glad for noel's reaction as well, not shaming her but being encouraging instead!

    • @YoungAsznee
      @YoungAsznee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She belongs to the streets

    • @jeffgayzose8129
      @jeffgayzose8129 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You gotta jerk it to something

    • @levever2637
      @levever2637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@YoungAsznee leave small man

    • @YoungAsznee
      @YoungAsznee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@levever2637 why tho

    • @SM-yz4hi
      @SM-yz4hi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Highlander
      nah she belongs in that expensive-ass fancy house she bought

  • @brendanarp8736
    @brendanarp8736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    WOAH WOAH WOAH, was truly not expecting to see Aaron the lead game developer of Overwatch make a random appearance in the last 2 minutes of this video...

  • @ilikecats392
    @ilikecats392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Man Noel's voice and general presence is so.... sick, for lack of a better term. I could fuck to him talking about literally anything lol

    • @gentle2u
      @gentle2u 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was just thinking he's always hot but something about this vid hits different

  • @celestialnichole
    @celestialnichole 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    this fool said Judas got lunch money IM WEAK AFFFF🤣😭😂💀💀

  • @ScottThePisces
    @ScottThePisces 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    don't stay in that 90s rnb video for too long, you might get peed on

  • @nickma4159
    @nickma4159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    That Judas comment had me CRYING

  • @iyacromes153
    @iyacromes153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Noel : “Welcome to another video that you CAN eat to”
    Noel 34 seconds later : “TH-cam show me a man eating a man”
    Me with a mouth full of orange chicken : 🥲

  • @JaraelMoonsilver
    @JaraelMoonsilver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:20 I’m fucking dying bc Isaiah 3 : 16 is just “The Lord says,
    “The women of Zion are haughty,
    walking along with outstretched necks,
    flirting with their eyes,
    strutting along with swaying hips,
    with ornaments jingling on their ankles.”

  • @ModernBuilds
    @ModernBuilds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    I like how noels default bible verse is 3:16.... very stone cold move brother 💪🏼

    • @joeharris4119
      @joeharris4119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What?

    • @RobinBonhomme
      @RobinBonhomme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@joeharris4119 Looked it up, Isaiah 3:16 is a verse shaming women for being flirtatious and then the next verse exclaims that they will get sores on their head for doing so.

    • @bryansong2607
      @bryansong2607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Isn’t that like...sexist lol

    • @natem1579
      @natem1579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He probably just mixed it up with John 3:16, lmao

    • @joydot.dot.dot.8040
      @joydot.dot.dot.8040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@RobinBonhomme I don’t think so because 3:14 says
      New Living Translation
      The LORD comes forward to pronounce judgment on the elders and rulers of his people: “You have ruined Israel, my vineyard. Your houses are filled with things stolen from the poor
      Then 3:15
      How dare you crush my people, grinding the faces of the poor into the dust?” demands the Lord, the LORD of Heaven’s Armies
      Then 3:16
      The LORD says, “Beautiful Zion is haughty: craning her elegant neck, flirting with her eyes, walking with dainty steps, tinkling her ankle bracelets
      I searched up haughty and on google it says arrogantly superior so I think it means that the people who stole from the poor feel superior to those who they stole from and flash it off. I think it’s also about those who are rich who feel superior because of materialism since the next few passages talk about how God took away all their jewelry, then describes each ornament. It may be about being modest but it also could be about the feeling of superiority the rich express over the poor especially because of their possessions. I think it may also mean we focus on beauty too much but that’s my interpretation

  • @joshwiens8426
    @joshwiens8426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "You can eat to this" as i can barely hear the video over my crunchy ass chip chewing

  • @johnnymcgonegle4794
    @johnnymcgonegle4794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact that I was eating when he said you can eat to this made the video so much better

  • @shawmaguire8792
    @shawmaguire8792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Are we just gonna ignore the fact that the guy taking the photos is the head director of Overwatch?

  • @Oceanatornowk
    @Oceanatornowk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Isaiah 3:16 - The LORD says, "The women of Zion are haughty, walking along with outstretched necks, flirting with their eyes, strutting along with swaying hips, with ornaments jingling on their ankles.
    Noel doing his research for his jokes

  • @ashleygarlic2975
    @ashleygarlic2975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Love how this video turned from joking around, to finding a interesting story. Love it brother.

  • @Sarah-zs2ed
    @Sarah-zs2ed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    K but her story is actually wholesome af? Didn't expect to feel so much sympathy for her like sis deserves the blessings coming her way

    • @Prodigial
      @Prodigial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ?

    • @EGM369
      @EGM369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      wholesome? Blessings? Girl, do you know how God works?

    • @Sarah-zs2ed
      @Sarah-zs2ed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@EGM369 yikes you the reason why she left the church lol

    • @stephaanbishop1
      @stephaanbishop1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Sarah-zs2ed
      It has nothing to do with church...it has to do with indulging in sins of the flesh.....

    • @Sarah-zs2ed
      @Sarah-zs2ed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@stephaanbishop1 chill its the internet we're joking chile

  • @thekatalexander
    @thekatalexander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:45 you’re thinking of surrogates my guy.

  • @j4der4de32
    @j4der4de32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:15 you’re right, my pastor Sally is in her late 60s but i just know shes busting down when shes not making apple cider cookies for youth group

  • @eek1455
    @eek1455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    everytime noel posts it’s right after my therapy sessions … praying on my downfall

  • @masonboerger7935
    @masonboerger7935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Noel: “ noun adjective noun”
    * proceeds to use noun verb noun for rest of video *

  • @Scimitar620
    @Scimitar620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    POV: you’re here cause the title sounds like Noel had a stroke

  • @Moomies911
    @Moomies911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    oh my godd when noel started calling out people who had the hots for their youth pastor i got a wave of christian panic

  • @sserenity13
    @sserenity13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Welcome to a video you can eat to!”
    *immediately shows video of cannibalism*

  • @nadineozeir1598
    @nadineozeir1598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    i’ll never get over how good noel looks in this video

  • @Cupcake-om5ww
    @Cupcake-om5ww 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Just had my c section and the hospital WiFi has Noel Miller restricted so after I turn it off I start watching and now I’m finally considered that vpn he never stops getting sponsored by😂

  • @stealthpoint
    @stealthpoint 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Noel staring into my soul at 1:12 after looking at a man wearing teeth made me very uncomfortable

  • @KelpieMomma
    @KelpieMomma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man, that "dead rising" video isn't even completely factual. The toddler that "woke up" died "again" (for real) a few days later. I can't imagine going through the grief of losing a child twice like that.

  • @gprk1916
    @gprk1916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Anyone else notice that the guy in the documentary was Aaron Keller, the overwatch lead director

  • @joshuamoton9574
    @joshuamoton9574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Noel: “this video you can eat to”
    Noel: *precedes to show us a Cannibal*

  • @leahmartin1047
    @leahmartin1047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    i was a cody kinda girl but noels ‘daddy’ verse in the music video is changing me

    • @YourFoodIsBland
      @YourFoodIsBland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If that's so then I don't know what are you gonna do after watching Sofia... 😏
      Noel caught my eye in the 'that's cringe' series...
      BTW your PFP looks amazing! :D

  • @relaxationstation7634
    @relaxationstation7634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    the first video continues with the older guy getting really pissed about something with their tradition and the translator told everyone to get the hell out of there... it's a wild video

  • @xr9619
    @xr9619 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    TH-cam is actually the worlds most used search engine

  • @michaeldustin_
    @michaeldustin_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just searched up the first one and went on the worst spiral of my life. Thanks noel

  • @blake12396
    @blake12396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    she’s the final evolution of a Girl Boss

  • @abhyasmandapati9524
    @abhyasmandapati9524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    She pulled a reverse Mary Magdalene.

  • @malachismith9059
    @malachismith9059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Noel outta pocket with that Judas joke😂💀

  • @theeodyssey03
    @theeodyssey03 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    bring back the "you can/cant eat" disclaimers !!!

  • @viepizza1966
    @viepizza1966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “welcome to another video you can eat to” slowly lowers bowl of spaghetti...