Weeeeeeelllll about that the one he said “seemed funny, but was too long to read” is actually quite traumatizing where their aunt,uncle, and two 20 year old cousins (one male one female) were sat close together, bare naked eating a shared pumpkin pie with their hands and singing along to glee and apparently the uncle scratched his 🥜 and then put his hands in the pie. So no incest but arguably worse
Honestly I feel bad for the grandpa who died of a heart attack. Like imagine your last moments you get to experience in your life is filled with yelling and someone screaming at you
Used to be a paramedic. What I've heard is that elderly people die on holidays more often because they overexert themselves with cooking, setup, playing with grandkids, eating a lot, etc. which is a lot more than they do every other day of the year. Dunno if it's true or just a theory but it made sense to me.
holidays are super stressful for most people. Whenever our fam got together my aunt and grandma would always be a nervous wreck and i never understood why like chill
@@aspenisthebest they probably wanna please you all & the familial pressures of being good hosts & cooks messes with them. just a theory though, a lotta aunties & grammas just like sweet validation on what they do for their families. Ig if you like what they do then tell them
I've been hosting Thanksgiving/ Christmas ever since my dad left my mom in 2018. I'll tell you that shit is pretty stressful. You spend hours preparing and cooking, the kitchen gets hot, you got guests to talk to and make sure nothing burns, kids to chase and make sure the house stays neat and clothes stay clean. It's multitasking at the max. Plus the physical pain of standing all day long. Hurts my core sometimes.
almost all these stories prove that every family has that one weird uncle that gives off crackhead vibes, never got married and would fight someone randomly on the street, but they’re still always invited to thanksgiving
Noel is working to combat the fact that most of us do laundry while listening so he just makes shit up and fucks with us because we’re not reading along and I respect that
If you can’t see the obvious bullshit then you’re cracked up lmao. An empty bus with the keys left inside? The receptionist knew where the family gathering house was?? Bullshit
GAGAGAGAGAGA! I will now count to 3 and then I am still the unprettiest TH-camr of all time. 1...2...3. GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! Thank you for your attention, dear king
Slowly coming to terms with the fact that I don't have the weird uncle everyone seems to have, that can only mean 1 of 2 things. 1) My family is actually decent 2) I'm the weird uncle.
You’re wrong, Noel. I’m 1st gen American so I don’t have karma coming because my ancestors didn’t commit atrocities in North America. They committed atrocities in Asia.
@@Emmysn0w yes but it can’t survive in the vacuum of space that’s why Elon is so obsessed with living on Mars It’s to outrun all of the atrocities he’s committed
this was one of the most insane weird dms yet literally every single story had my mouth open in shock. real or not just imagining that shit happening is so surreal
That cherries jubilee detour took me out for a good minute 😭 Also yeah friend with the Florida nudist relatives: I’m scarred both by the communal pie eating and the bag of hair wtf
As a child of a divorced home, that intro cut deep noel holy shit. My dad has an entirely new family now and he likes them better so me and my mom are just a mans failed first attempt at building a life, cast to the side. Fuck this
So many uncle stories that I can't wait for next years edition where someone's uncle committed a war crime and got bailed out just in time for thanksgiving
I'm European so I'm glad you made this video. I barely understand what Thanksgiving is and for us it holds somehow a... magical connotation? Glad I can taste some of that festive trauma and f*cked up shit. For every american: Happy thanksgiving!
Well the holiday originates from the pilgrims from Europe who settled in America celebrating and giving thanks for the settlement that they were able to build. Since then, we commemorate the occasion every year by giving thanks for all we have with our family and friends.
here's my trauma story cause I didn't know this was happening: I was 8 and brother was 10. We had rats. Two little rats named Snowflake and Oreo, and we adored them. One Thanksgiving, our 3 cousins (2 being our age and younger, one being slightly older) came over and played with out rats, which was fine until they started getting too rough. Throwing them hand to hand, putting them in their cage and then taking them out constantly, placing them on the ground and walking around them. We yelled at them to stop but everytime we had to both walk out the room, they'd go back to fucking with our rats. Anyway, we had to both go to the store with our mom to get some extra things. We locked up the rats in the cage and placed them at the top of our closet (despite us being close in age, me and my brother were both taller than our vertically suffering cousins). We came back, it was the same chaos from before. Rats on the ground, being roughhoused. The holiday was over and we took care of our rats and basically went to sleep. Next day, both rats were as dead as a door nail. We were distraught.
Imagine going over to your new boyfriends house for thanksgiving, you’ve never met his family. You’re pretty excited, you really like him and want it to go well. Then you get puked on by his kid cousin. It’s all good, you change and come back bc you know dessert is gonna be good. The cherries jubilee starts getting flambéed, and everyone’s cheering, including you. Youve never had this experience before, so it’s pretty mesmerizing, especially that spiral cut flaming orange peel. All of a sudden, the dog comes out of no where and tackles you, your head flies into the cherries jubilee. Your hair catches fire and your boyfriend beats you until it’s put out. He goes Cain Velasquez, doming you over and over with hammer fists until the fire is gone for sure. You just had thanksgiving dinner, got puked on, and your hair lit on fire, the whole time you’re with people you’ve never seen before in your life.
My dad's affair (where he was married to someone else entirely for years, who has kids as well) did actually get exposed a couple of months ago so the wound is still fresh & Noel's joke at 1:01 hurt LMAO I did not expect to be violated so early on in the video
Thanksgiving, 1993. I’m 20 years old, came to my parents house to help my mom cook early in the morning. My 18 year old brother is still living at home with our folks. We are waiting for my 24 year old brother to get there for lunch, and no one can get him on the phone (pre cell phones). We are all mad at him for making us wait to eat. I walk outside to smoke a cigarette and find my older brother face down on the concrete driveway in a black leather trench coat. I shake him to see if he’s alive and he rolls over. His nose is broke, his eyes are swollen shut and he has road rash all over his face, blood dried up and streaming down his face. He’s so trashed he can’t even talk. I beg him to crawl in the basement and let me clean him up before our mom sees him. My little brother and I get him to bump a line and clean him up as best we can then walk upstairs and announce that he has arrived. My dad is PISSED and ask no questions, my mom is sobbing over his appearance. He never remembered how he got there, just that he was out clubbing all night and got someone to drive him to my parents house. Apparently he couldn’t make it in the house and passed out face first. We told my mom he got in a fight with some asshole. We always had each other’s backs. My parents were as wholesome as Joseph and Mary, but the three of us were demons! My grandparents were there to see it all! We still laugh about that Thanksgiving. 🦃😂
When you say "merry xmas" in french you say "Joyeux Noël" which literally translates to "happy noel" and I have xmas decorations that say "Joyeux Noël" so I think about you everytime I see them and it makes me happy (idk why I felt the need to say this here)
Thank you for pausing to look it up, because I legit was not sure what cherries jubilee was, either, and the part about lighting it on FIRE had me super confused! 😂 Thanks for putting out great content as always!
“Another fun video” needs to be this series’ motto. I’m always exited when these drop then by the end I am completely questioning how the algorithm put me I. The same community as these people
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I genuinely enjoy that there is no incest or animal cruelty this time.
Didn't one of the stories have a woman married to her cousin? F
@@SUPERSONICGIRLIFY na i think it was the cousin of the writer. Just weirdly worded
Same
only bc he skipped the one about the dog dying
Weeeeeeelllll about that the one he said “seemed funny, but was too long to read” is actually quite traumatizing where their aunt,uncle, and two 20 year old cousins (one male one female) were sat close together, bare naked eating a shared pumpkin pie with their hands and singing along to glee and apparently the uncle scratched his 🥜 and then put his hands in the pie. So no incest but arguably worse
Honestly I feel bad for the grandpa who died of a heart attack. Like imagine your last moments you get to experience in your life is filled with yelling and someone screaming at you
And everyone just kept eating the dinner what
yeah i laughed at first cuz it was a shock but it's definitely a sad story rip to that man
followed with a celebration even when u died
Yea that’s terrible
and the guilt his wife prob felt
im so confused on how many people have these fucked up thanksgiving dinners while me & my family just stare at each other
or maybe if it’s get spicy someone will say something controversial and another family member will rant about it the second they leave
we watch movies with tension
I think everyone gets so bored that someone just decides to be the drama
Be the crazy uncle you want to see in the world
@@sheridan7475 how do you get bored eating
Noel's shit-eating smile whenever he says 'that's not in there' always cracks me up.
his smile is always shit-eating.. i love it lmfao
followed by the distraught look in his eyes when he finds out he was right
Real quick I forgot to mention, 👁️ 👁️
Guys I’m aware “co” doesn’t mean Cody and means “Caucasian Oaf”
Yes
Hell yeah bro
unsubbed
it's already an instinct for me...
No worries, it's engraved in my brain now
Used to be a paramedic. What I've heard is that elderly people die on holidays more often because they overexert themselves with cooking, setup, playing with grandkids, eating a lot, etc. which is a lot more than they do every other day of the year. Dunno if it's true or just a theory but it made sense to me.
holidays are super stressful for most people. Whenever our fam got together my aunt and grandma would always be a nervous wreck and i never understood why like chill
@@aspenisthebest they probably wanna please you all & the familial pressures of being good hosts & cooks messes with them. just a theory though, a lotta aunties & grammas just like sweet validation on what they do for their families. Ig if you like what they do then tell them
I've been hosting Thanksgiving/ Christmas ever since my dad left my mom in 2018. I'll tell you that shit is pretty stressful. You spend hours preparing and cooking, the kitchen gets hot, you got guests to talk to and make sure nothing burns, kids to chase and make sure the house stays neat and clothes stay clean. It's multitasking at the max. Plus the physical pain of standing all day long. Hurts my core sometimes.
Droomzy Zonk yea I know my aunt is a crippling perfectionist and always aims to please no matter the cost.
Lol
almost all these stories prove that every family has that one weird uncle that gives off crackhead vibes, never got married and would fight someone randomly on the street, but they’re still always invited to thanksgiving
I’m that uncle
@@roflol82 tough
My uncle is extremely chill (On my dad's side). They fit more into the party uncle cliche.
Shiiiit.
I think I am becoming that uncle. Damn
@@viderevero1338 I’m a party aunt 😂😭
The phrase “bus uncle” is gonna live with me forever
the man. the myth. the legend. bus uncle.
noel watching a whole video out of nowhere about how to make a jubilee is peak comedy
Fr i was drinking water and scared as shit because i thought i would choke on it any second and die
Funniest part I actually wanted to watch it write stuff down, and then go back to the story
The aunt can't make mashed potatoes but makes a whole-ass cherries jubilee 💀
reading this made me crave a red jellybean lmaoooo
Noel is working to combat the fact that most of us do laundry while listening so he just makes shit up and fucks with us because we’re not reading along and I respect that
Literally put this on to listen while I do laundry 😂
drinking game: take a shot every time Noel says "that's not in the story" or "that's not in there"
Drink a shot everytime a grandparent dies during thanksgiving dinner
Drunk ASF RN
I got so drunk that I stole a bus, cheated on my wife, and fought my brother.
Still made it home for Thanksgiving dinner.
take two shots everytime you actually fall for it too
Drink the whole bottle when he says "that's not in the story" and then it is
i love how noel didn’t want to read that one somewhat long story and instead chose to learn how to make cherries jubilee for a different story
The random detour mid-video got me crying laughing.
same omg
I KNOWWWW
Fr why was that shit so funny
He's such a goofball lmao
@@magnetsonfridges 1
That bus uncle story has got to be one of the most insane, hilarious and impressive stories I've ever heard.
Better than most movies
Love seeing people expose themselves and their personal trauma in this series
Bro I expose my trauma to strangers why not the whole internet
Same mad entertaining
@Jeremy Thiessen does it matter
@@sophieterry8175 how quirky
@Angelina L 👇💋 nobody’s going to question this?
i know a lot of ppl think all these stories are fake, but as someone with a certifiably cracked-out family, i'm inclined to believe
If you can’t see the obvious bullshit then you’re cracked up lmao. An empty bus with the keys left inside? The receptionist knew where the family gathering house was?? Bullshit
xander you ok?
The fact that y’all are writing this crazy stuff means that stuff like this is probably happening today as well and frankly, that’s hilarious.
GAGAGAGAGAGA! I will now count to 3 and then I am still the unprettiest TH-camr of all time. 1...2...3. GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! Thank you for your attention, dear king
@@AxxLAfriku Googoogaga
It means that they're fake
Probably all fake
@@resmur8095 fax
Slowly coming to terms with the fact that I don't have the weird uncle everyone seems to have, that can only mean 1 of 2 things. 1) My family is actually decent 2) I'm the weird uncle.
"I'm not gonna read the title of this one"
Noah: "You didn't say I couldn't leave it on the screen"
Was hoping to find another comment about that lmao.
I never noticed that 😭😭😭
I don't know why but when Noah popped out at 2:24 and just "hello"...MY HEART it was so pure 🥺😭
I'm ready to spend Thanksgiving with this video instead of my family.
Hell yeah!
nah fr tho
Me too cause I have Covid lol
Just did.
Happy Thanksgiving homie🦃
Something about this era was oddly comforting but the bald head really makes me remember it was bad for us. So glad he grew his hair out again
You’re wrong, Noel. I’m 1st gen American so I don’t have karma coming because my ancestors didn’t commit atrocities in North America. They committed atrocities in Asia.
No people are safe from "karma" they have all committed atrocities in history, people just won't shut up about American "karma".
Japanese? Thai? Chinese? Cambodian? Thats all I can remember from history class tbh.
Does karma follow over seas
Oof crazy New Years stories eh?
@@Emmysn0w yes but it can’t survive in the vacuum of space that’s why Elon is so obsessed with living on Mars
It’s to outrun all of the atrocities he’s committed
this was one of the most insane weird dms yet literally every single story had my mouth open in shock. real or not just imagining that shit happening is so surreal
That cherries jubilee detour took me out for a good minute 😭
Also yeah friend with the Florida nudist relatives: I’m scarred both by the communal pie eating and the bag of hair wtf
"THIS IS UNRELATED TO THE BANG BUS JOKE" 😭😭😭
Imagine Grandma was the only one who knew the recipe to the family secret corn casserole that she was meant to pass on that very day after the meal!!
@ashy oh snap
Im excited to share my story if he ever asks for "I dated a felon" stories.
I'm excited to read them lol
Damn! You too?
Damn now i’m anxiously waiting lmao how wild is it
I'm laughing so hard at Noel being that bothered reading 'Noel & co"
Also co is definitely short for company and not talking about Cody but 🤷🏻♀️
@@sarahroseblum2564why tf would it be “noel and company”, yeah, co is abbreviated but not in this context, doink
@@Alexcutspie it literally means and company lmao
As a child of a divorced home, that intro cut deep noel holy shit. My dad has an entirely new family now and he likes them better so me and my mom are just a mans failed first attempt at building a life, cast to the side. Fuck this
Hey I'm so sorry that happened to you. You and your mom deserve so much better than that.
uzgunum :(
❤ love to you my friend. I feel you
love how everyone in noel's comments hates thanksgiving and was severely traumatized by it at some point 🥰
Nope just you
Why is it always thanksgiving that brings out the inner psychotic nature of families... lord knows my family stopped having gatherings cause of this.
So many uncle stories that I can't wait for next years edition where someone's uncle committed a war crime and got bailed out just in time for thanksgiving
Die Hard: Thanksgiving edition
The next holiday block buster of a film
The one where the grandfather died is low-key the saddest one there
I'm European so I'm glad you made this video. I barely understand what Thanksgiving is and for us it holds somehow a... magical connotation? Glad I can taste some of that festive trauma and f*cked up shit.
For every american: Happy thanksgiving!
Well the holiday originates from the pilgrims from Europe who settled in America celebrating and giving thanks for the settlement that they were able to build. Since then, we commemorate the occasion every year by giving thanks for all we have with our family and friends.
@@yallcrazy302 "settling" lol you mean genocide?
@@yallcrazy302 from where exactly? You can't just say Europe.
here's my trauma story cause I didn't know this was happening:
I was 8 and brother was 10. We had rats. Two little rats named Snowflake and Oreo, and we adored them. One Thanksgiving, our 3 cousins (2 being our age and younger, one being slightly older) came over and played with out rats, which was fine until they started getting too rough. Throwing them hand to hand, putting them in their cage and then taking them out constantly, placing them on the ground and walking around them. We yelled at them to stop but everytime we had to both walk out the room, they'd go back to fucking with our rats. Anyway, we had to both go to the store with our mom to get some extra things. We locked up the rats in the cage and placed them at the top of our closet (despite us being close in age, me and my brother were both taller than our vertically suffering cousins). We came back, it was the same chaos from before. Rats on the ground, being roughhoused. The holiday was over and we took care of our rats and basically went to sleep. Next day, both rats were as dead as a door nail. We were distraught.
Festive trauma is the perfect way to describe it.
Imagine going over to your new boyfriends house for thanksgiving, you’ve never met his family. You’re pretty excited, you really like him and want it to go well. Then you get puked on by his kid cousin. It’s all good, you change and come back bc you know dessert is gonna be good. The cherries jubilee starts getting flambéed, and everyone’s cheering, including you. Youve never had this experience before, so it’s pretty mesmerizing, especially that spiral cut flaming orange peel. All of a sudden, the dog comes out of no where and tackles you, your head flies into the cherries jubilee. Your hair catches fire and your boyfriend beats you until it’s put out. He goes Cain Velasquez, doming you over and over with hammer fists until the fire is gone for sure. You just had thanksgiving dinner, got puked on, and your hair lit on fire, the whole time you’re with people you’ve never seen before in your life.
glad to see noel shined his forehead extra good for thanksgiving day
That bus uncle is my hero.
The clarinet professor story is just a modern day rewrite of “the other woman” idc
Why am I laughing so hard at him laughing at the cherry juilbullee recipe.
I want that “killer” corn casserole recipe now
can’t wait for ‘noel and aleena make: cherries jubilee’
I like how he said he would lead us into the story blind and then immediately showed the title
My dad's affair (where he was married to someone else entirely for years, who has kids as well) did actually get exposed a couple of months ago so the wound is still fresh & Noel's joke at 1:01 hurt LMAO I did not expect to be violated so early on in the video
It’s pretty crazy this Noel makes a living off other people making up stories and him reading it
I like to believe 🙂
i like to imagine you have no fun and dont like laughing.
Someone has to
Does this technically make him a short story audiobook narrator?
Probably less made up stories than you might think, even the fake ones probably happened to someone somewhere anyways. Life is crazy asf
I’m mad I subscribed after the “origin of the bang bus” joke lmaooo
Noel: I'm not even going to read you the title of this one
Noah: Well yes, but actually no.
"That's not in the story" followed immediately by it absolutely being in the story is peak comedic timing. Pure gold right there.
If every future e-mail isn't adressed to "Noel and Co" I'll be very surprised.
Noel: I won't even read the title of this one
Noah: Leaves title uncensored
Why is Noel’s posting schedule suddenly popping like damn
I sense a storm brewing
Ad revenue goes up near the Holidays!
Damn bro it kills me when you make jokes about my dad’s “new family” because that’s exactly what happened
which story was that
you cant tell me that cherries jubilee story isn’t an episode of arrested development
and the girlfriend is most definitely Ann
@@sophagator327 Her?
Mayonegg
the fact that you have absolutely no enthusiasm during the first 5 seconds makes this video 10x better
Thanksgiving, 1993. I’m 20 years old, came to my parents house to help my mom cook early in the morning. My 18 year old brother is still living at home with our folks. We are waiting for my 24 year old brother to get there for lunch, and no one can get him on the phone (pre cell phones). We are all mad at him for making us wait to eat. I walk outside to smoke a cigarette and find my older brother face down on the concrete driveway in a black leather trench coat. I shake him to see if he’s alive and he rolls over. His nose is broke, his eyes are swollen shut and he has road rash all over his face, blood dried up and streaming down his face. He’s so trashed he can’t even talk. I beg him to crawl in the basement and let me clean him up before our mom sees him. My little brother and I get him to bump a line and clean him up as best we can then walk upstairs and announce that he has arrived. My dad is PISSED and ask no questions, my mom is sobbing over his appearance. He never remembered how he got there, just that he was out clubbing all night and got someone to drive him to my parents house. Apparently he couldn’t make it in the house and passed out face first. We told my mom he got in a fight with some asshole. We always had each other’s backs. My parents were as wholesome as Joseph and Mary, but the three of us were demons! My grandparents were there to see it all! We still laugh about that Thanksgiving. 🦃😂
The thanks giving stories are the best nothing like embarrassing shit in front of not only your family but you’re whole ass extended family.
this is so much better then talking to my family THANK YOU
“This is peak Midwest activity” this is the best fuckin sentence I’ve ever heard lmfao
That clarinet playing bus-thief is a fucking legend…
Gotta love this creative writing exercise that Noel is providing y’all
this is the best editing I've ever seen, shout out to Noah, what a king
as a dude from the midwest noel shitting on the midwest regularly is the funniest thing in the world
This man just switched from reading dms to reacting to a cooking video
“you can and meet anyone if you try” is going to be added to my daily affirmations
This man made Noah watch two whole ass videos on how to make a cherry jubilee I'm dead 💀
I appreciate it so fucking much when he says “sex worker”. As a sex worker, thank you for not discriminating against our community
He knows the “and co” is like “and company” right? Like they mean Noah, not Cody lol
omg yes i thought this too! that’s why it’s not capitalised and they didn’t say Cody
the way he exaggerated that point twice makes it seem hes joking right back at us
@@gvdc yeah, I figured! New to Noel so still getting a sense of his humor
@@gvdc oh makes sense! i find it hard to read sarcasm sometimes
He mentions it in a comment lol it’s for caucasian oaf duh 🙄
The cherry jubilee bit was gold, he said it the same exact way as the man in the video
I'm done with this video quicker than Noel's barber is done with his head
*comb
Hey Noel
I think the co in Noel and Co is company. No & No. The classic candy, N&Ns.
You got this buddy
Perfect timing noel. Just started pooping
Lmaoooooo
Did you take your profile picture while you were on the toilet? Idk but that pov is saying something.
Clarinet professor + bus thief = max riz
thankful for you, Noel!! 🦃
When you say "merry xmas" in french you say "Joyeux Noël" which literally translates to "happy noel" and I have xmas decorations that say "Joyeux Noël" so I think about you everytime I see them and it makes me happy (idk why I felt the need to say this here)
noel making up extra lines to the stories kept making me pause every second lmaoo
The editing on these videos is so perfect. You and Noah are on a different level
The past couple of years my thanksgivings have been pretty horrible but this video made me feel a little better so thank you
"Some of us have to pay a tax. We can't all be happy."
Ah, so that's why I am the way that I am
Lolol Noah’s little “hellooooo” with the ultimate guy selfie angle I live
Thank you for pausing to look it up, because I legit was not sure what cherries jubilee was, either, and the part about lighting it on FIRE had me super confused! 😂 Thanks for putting out great content as always!
noel miller it has come to my attention that you posted today thank you for that🙂
This made me laugh and smile lol bc yeah same.
the cherries jubilee detour was so left field omfg im crying laughing
Got the flu so my whole family is eating great food without me but at least Noel posted
they should save food for u!!
hope you feel better!
The bit about dad coming around to his old family, yeah that hit too close man
Substituting my thanksgiving dinner with a Noel binge watch
thank you for brining up indigenous peoples. love you noel
On the first videos of this series I was just laughing at people being weird.....now I see the video's title in my notifications and shake.
Thank u 4 existing! :)
Why was the cherry jubilee segment so funnyyyyyy I was ready to watch the entire tutorial
this is my favorite commentary channel now
i read all of that.. and damn
i have no words, that was weird and strange story 6:56
Never knew seeing Noah saying hello from behind the scenes could bring so much joy
I really like comparing and contrasting the trauma people willingly share to you.
This has to be my favourite yt series
Noel not knowing “co” stands for company is so funny to me
He does know, ‘tis a joke
“Another fun video” needs to be this series’ motto. I’m always exited when these drop then by the end I am completely questioning how the algorithm put me I. The same community as these people
10:10 they said.. violently drunk.. then she came back within an hour and.. drove them home?
Damn, Clarinet professor is a point guard away from fielding a potential WNBA lineup
Whos gonna tell Noel that ‘co’ stands for company…..not Cody….
who’s gona tell you guys this isn’t the tmg channel 🙄
@@thenoelmiller company
I mean what other company is there that would be reading?
He just misses his boy leave him alone
I don’t think I’ve ever heard something as incredibly bizarre yet so goated as that last tale in my entire life, and I don’t think I ever will again