Qur'an 9.72 has promised the believers, both men and women, Gardens under which rivers flow, to stay there forever, and splendid homes in the Gardens of Eternity, and-above all-the pleasure of Allah. That is ˹truly˺ the ultimate triumph.
I’ve never understood the mermaid thing. You’re lost at sea, you’re craving female company…and seafood? The Islamic houri is about as real as that. And just as fishy.
Qur'an 9.72 has promised the believers, both men and women, Gardens under which rivers flow, to stay there forever, and splendid homes in the Gardens of Eternity, and-above all-the pleasure of Allah. That is ˹truly˺ the ultimate triumph.
13:00 brazier _(noun)_ 1. a metal receptacle for holding live coals or other fuel, as for heating a room. brassiere _(noun)_ 1. a woman's undergarment for supporting the bosoms.
Agreed Big Squeak :) The origin of the word brazier /BRAY-zi-er/ is the word brass, the alloy of copper and zinc. The origin of the word brassiere /bre-ZIR/ is the Old French word for 'shoulder strap' which comes from ancient words for 'arm'.
Qur'an 9.72 has promised the believers, both men and women, Gardens under which rivers flow, to stay there forever, and splendid homes in the Gardens of Eternity, and-above all-the pleasure of Allah. That is ˹truly˺ the ultimate triumph.
Man and I thought a Houri was character class in rpgs: A Houri is a semi spell user of the Realms of Anns and Mentalism who specializes in seduction and the manipulation of members of the opposite sex. Normally , female Houri are alluring to most humanoid men, while male Houri are alluring to most humanoid women. However, racial hatred will make this less likely in certain cases (e.g., Orcs hate Elves, so an Elven Houri would have a hard time seducing a Ore). The Houri is a variant profession of Bard.
This is one other thing that i never believe in islam, muhammad/allah, quran, apart that most muslims i know are good in general. Not that i hate sex, big boobs, or anything, but this is just goes beyond the level of .... yuck
Ever notice that the Playboy mansion has a lot of similarities to what they are promising? LoL and you don't even have to die to get invited to a party over there? You do have to be famous, but, that's beside the point.
Sahih Muslim 189 b It is reported on the authority of al-Mughira b. Shu'ba that the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said: Moses asked his Lord: Who amongst the inhabitants of Paradise is the lowest to rank? He (Allah) said: The person who would be admitted into Paradise last of all among those deserving of Paradise who are admitted to it. I would be said to him: Enter Paradise. He would say: O my Lord! how (should I enter) while the people have settled in their apartments and taken the shares (portions)? It would be said to him: Would you be pleased if there be for you like the kingdom of a king amongst the kings of the world? He would say: I am pleased my Lord. He (Allah) would say: For you is that, and like that, and like that, and like that, and that. He would say at the fifth (point): I am well pleased. My Lord. He (Allah) would say: It is for you and, ten times like it, and for you is what your self desires and your eye enjoys. He would say: I am well pleased, my Lord. He (Moses) said: (Which is) the highest of their (inhabitants of Paradise) ranks? He (Allah) said: They are those whom I choose. I establish their honour with My own hand and then set a seal over it (and they would be blessed with Bounties) which no eye has seen, no ear has heard and no human mind has perceived: and this is sub- stantiated by the Book of Allah, Exalted and Great:" So no soul knows what delight of the eye is hidden for them; a reward for what they did" (xxxii. 17). قَالَ وَحَدَّثَنِي بِشْرُ بْنُ الْحَكَمِ، - وَاللَّفْظُ لَهُ - حَدَّثَنَا سُفْيَانُ بْنُ عُيَيْنَةَ، حَدَّثَنَا مُطَرِّفٌ، وَابْنُ، أَبْجَرَ سَمِعَا الشَّعْبِيَّ، يَقُولُ سَمِعْتُ الْمُغِيرَةَ بْنَ شُعْبَةَ، يُخْبِرُ بِهِ النَّاسَ عَلَى الْمِنْبَرِ قَالَ سُفْيَانُ رَفَعَهُ أَحَدُهُمَا - أُرَاهُ ابْنَ أَبْجَرَ - قَالَ " سَأَلَ مُوسَى رَبَّهُ مَا أَدْنَى أَهْلِ الْجَنَّةِ مَنْزِلَةً قَالَ هُوَ رَجُلٌ يَجِيءُ بَعْدَ مَا أُدْخِلَ أَهْلُ الْجَنَّةِ الْجَنَّةَ فَيُقَالُ لَهُ ادْخُلِ الْجَنَّةَ . فَيَقُولُ أَىْ رَبِّ كَيْفَ وَقَدْ نَزَلَ النَّاسُ مَنَازِلَهُمْ وَأَخَذُوا أَخَذَاتِهِمْ فَيُقَالُ لَهُ أَتَرْضَى أَنْ يَكُونَ لَكَ مِثْلُ مُلْكِ مَلِكٍ مِنْ مُلُوكِ الدُّنْيَا فَيَقُولُ رَضِيتُ رَبِّ . فَيَقُولُ لَكَ ذَلِكَ وَمِثْلُهُ وَمِثْلُهُ وَمِثْلُهُ وَمِثْلُهُ . فَقَالَ فِي الْخَامِسَةِ رَضِيتُ رَبِّ . فَيَقُولُ هَذَا لَكَ وَعَشَرَةُ أَمْثَالِهِ وَلَكَ مَا اشْتَهَتْ نَفْسُكَ وَلَذَّتْ عَيْنُكَ . فَيَقُولُ رَضِيتُ رَبِّ . قَالَ رَبِّ فَأَعْلاَهُمْ مَنْزِلَةً قَالَ أُولَئِكَ الَّذِينَ أَرَدْتُ غَرَسْتُ كَرَامَتَهُمْ بِيَدِي وَخَتَمْتُ عَلَيْهَا فَلَمْ تَرَ عَيْنٌ وَلَمْ تَسْمَعْ أُذُنٌ وَلَمْ يَخْطُرْ عَلَى قَلْبِ بَشَرٍ " . قَالَ وَمِصْدَاقُهُ فِي كِتَابِ اللَّهِ عَزَّ وَجَلَّ { فَلاَ تَعْلَمُ نَفْسٌ مَا أُخْفِيَ لَهُمْ مِنْ قُرَّةِ أَعْيُنٍ} الآيَةَ
Qur'an 9.72 has promised the believers, both men and women, Gardens under which rivers flow, to stay there forever, and splendid homes in the Gardens of Eternity, and-above all-the pleasure of Allah. That is ˹truly˺ the ultimate triumph.
Guys, your minds are like the minds of a baby Sahih Muslim 189 b It is reported on the authority of al-Mughira b. Shu'ba that the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said: Moses asked his Lord: Who amongst the inhabitants of Paradise is the lowest to rank? He (Allah) said: The person who would be admitted into Paradise last of all among those deserving of Paradise who are admitted to it. I would be said to him: Enter Paradise. He would say: O my Lord! how (should I enter) while the people have settled in their apartments and taken the shares (portions)? It would be said to him: Would you be pleased if there be for you like the kingdom of a king amongst the kings of the world? He would say: I am pleased my Lord. He (Allah) would say: For you is that, and like that, and like that, and like that, and that. He would say at the fifth (point): I am well pleased. My Lord. He (Allah) would say: It is for you and, ten times like it, and for you is what your self desires and your eye enjoys. He would say: I am well pleased, my Lord. He (Moses) said: (Which is) the highest of their (inhabitants of Paradise) ranks? He (Allah) said: They are those whom I choose. I establish their honour with My own hand and then set a seal over it (and they would be blessed with Bounties) which no eye has seen, no ear has heard and no human mind has perceived: and this is sub- stantiated by the Book of Allah, Exalted and Great:" So no soul knows what delight of the eye is hidden for them; a reward for what they did" (xxxii. 17).
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So many Muslims are actually embarrassed of their own religion, but they are afraid of going to hell if they leave it.
Yes, hence the capital punishment.
Qur'an 9.72 has promised the believers, both men and women, Gardens under which rivers flow, to stay there forever, and splendid homes in the Gardens of Eternity, and-above all-the pleasure of Allah. That is ˹truly˺ the ultimate triumph.
I am proud to be a Muslim. I discovered atheism, which leads to converting to Islam
It’s 6 in the morning and you had me rolling, Great way to start my day, Love ya! 😂
Good morning
@JackMehoff hahaha glad you enjoyed it!
I am from Kerala... Here Islamists are beaten ideologically right and left by both ex muslims and Christians....
Rightfully so..
Really? I had a friend from kerala
I’ve never understood the mermaid thing. You’re lost at sea, you’re craving female company…and seafood? The Islamic houri is about as real as that. And just as fishy.
Qur'an 9.72 has promised the believers, both men and women, Gardens under which rivers flow, to stay there forever, and splendid homes in the Gardens of Eternity, and-above all-the pleasure of Allah. That is ˹truly˺ the ultimate triumph.
"In Hell, I'll be in good company"
13:00
brazier _(noun)_ 1. a metal receptacle for holding live coals or other fuel, as for heating a room.
brassiere _(noun)_ 1. a woman's undergarment for supporting the bosoms.
Agreed Big Squeak :) The origin of the word brazier /BRAY-zi-er/ is the word brass, the alloy of copper and zinc. The origin of the word brassiere /bre-ZIR/ is the Old French word for 'shoulder strap' which comes from ancient words for 'arm'.
Qur'an 9.72 has promised the believers, both men and women, Gardens under which rivers flow, to stay there forever, and splendid homes in the Gardens of Eternity, and-above all-the pleasure of Allah. That is ˹truly˺ the ultimate triumph.
When are you going to do an episode on Young Boys in paradise?
Will do soon stay tuned 🙂
Won’t they look more like the Terminator?
Man and I thought a Houri was character class in rpgs:
A Houri is a semi spell user of the Realms of Anns and Mentalism who specializes in seduction and the manipulation of members of the opposite sex. Normally , female Houri are alluring to most humanoid men, while male Houri are alluring to most humanoid women. However, racial hatred will make this less likely in certain cases (e.g., Orcs hate Elves, so an Elven Houri would have a hard time seducing a Ore).
The Houri is a variant profession of Bard.
This is one other thing that i never believe in islam, muhammad/allah, quran, apart that most muslims i know are good in general. Not that i hate sex, big boobs, or anything, but this is just goes beyond the level of .... yuck
Ever notice that the Playboy mansion has a lot of similarities to what they are promising?
LoL and you don't even have to die to get invited to a party over there?
You do have to be famous, but, that's beside the point.
So true!!
So fun
drinking without peeing? ok, will people breath in paradise? having endless sex without conceiving.. wow-wow..
Sahih Muslim 189 b
It is reported on the authority of al-Mughira b. Shu'ba that the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said:
Moses asked his Lord: Who amongst the inhabitants of Paradise is the lowest to rank? He (Allah) said: The person who would be admitted into Paradise last of all among those deserving of Paradise who are admitted to it. I would be said to him: Enter Paradise. He would say: O my Lord! how (should I enter) while the people have settled in their apartments and taken the shares (portions)? It would be said to him: Would you be pleased if there be for you like the kingdom of a king amongst the kings of the world? He would say: I am pleased my Lord. He (Allah) would say: For you is that, and like that, and like that, and like that, and that. He would say at the fifth (point): I am well pleased. My Lord. He (Allah) would say: It is for you and, ten times like it, and for you is what your self desires and your eye enjoys. He would say: I am well pleased, my Lord. He (Moses) said: (Which is) the highest of their (inhabitants of Paradise) ranks? He (Allah) said: They are those whom I choose. I establish their honour with My own hand and then set a seal over it (and they would be blessed with Bounties) which no eye has seen, no ear has heard and no human mind has perceived: and this is sub- stantiated by the Book of Allah, Exalted and Great:" So no soul knows what delight of the eye is hidden for them; a reward for what they did" (xxxii. 17).
قَالَ وَحَدَّثَنِي بِشْرُ بْنُ الْحَكَمِ، - وَاللَّفْظُ لَهُ - حَدَّثَنَا سُفْيَانُ بْنُ عُيَيْنَةَ، حَدَّثَنَا مُطَرِّفٌ، وَابْنُ، أَبْجَرَ سَمِعَا الشَّعْبِيَّ، يَقُولُ سَمِعْتُ الْمُغِيرَةَ بْنَ شُعْبَةَ، يُخْبِرُ بِهِ النَّاسَ عَلَى الْمِنْبَرِ قَالَ سُفْيَانُ رَفَعَهُ أَحَدُهُمَا - أُرَاهُ ابْنَ أَبْجَرَ - قَالَ " سَأَلَ مُوسَى رَبَّهُ مَا أَدْنَى أَهْلِ الْجَنَّةِ مَنْزِلَةً قَالَ هُوَ رَجُلٌ يَجِيءُ بَعْدَ مَا أُدْخِلَ أَهْلُ الْجَنَّةِ الْجَنَّةَ فَيُقَالُ لَهُ ادْخُلِ الْجَنَّةَ . فَيَقُولُ أَىْ رَبِّ كَيْفَ وَقَدْ نَزَلَ النَّاسُ مَنَازِلَهُمْ وَأَخَذُوا أَخَذَاتِهِمْ فَيُقَالُ لَهُ أَتَرْضَى أَنْ يَكُونَ لَكَ مِثْلُ مُلْكِ مَلِكٍ مِنْ مُلُوكِ الدُّنْيَا فَيَقُولُ رَضِيتُ رَبِّ . فَيَقُولُ لَكَ ذَلِكَ وَمِثْلُهُ وَمِثْلُهُ وَمِثْلُهُ وَمِثْلُهُ . فَقَالَ فِي الْخَامِسَةِ رَضِيتُ رَبِّ . فَيَقُولُ هَذَا لَكَ وَعَشَرَةُ أَمْثَالِهِ وَلَكَ مَا اشْتَهَتْ نَفْسُكَ وَلَذَّتْ عَيْنُكَ . فَيَقُولُ رَضِيتُ رَبِّ . قَالَ رَبِّ فَأَعْلاَهُمْ مَنْزِلَةً قَالَ أُولَئِكَ الَّذِينَ أَرَدْتُ غَرَسْتُ كَرَامَتَهُمْ بِيَدِي وَخَتَمْتُ عَلَيْهَا فَلَمْ تَرَ عَيْنٌ وَلَمْ تَسْمَعْ أُذُنٌ وَلَمْ يَخْطُرْ عَلَى قَلْبِ بَشَرٍ " . قَالَ وَمِصْدَاقُهُ فِي كِتَابِ اللَّهِ عَزَّ وَجَلَّ { فَلاَ تَعْلَمُ نَفْسٌ مَا أُخْفِيَ لَهُمْ مِنْ قُرَّةِ أَعْيُنٍ} الآيَةَ
Qur'an 9.72 has promised the believers, both men and women, Gardens under which rivers flow, to stay there forever, and splendid homes in the Gardens of Eternity, and-above all-the pleasure of Allah. That is ˹truly˺ the ultimate triumph.
Good work 👍
Thank you!
No Muslim girls even in this comments section...
سپر ❤️❤️۔ Super ❤️
original name of the robber???
Basically Jannah is haram... ew brother ew... brother...what is this brother? But fr its funny and tragic at the same time
That's some cursed thumbnail
Hahaha yea just like the Islamic heaven 😂
life in islamic Heaven is like your life
no a steel basket container for fire
WITHOUT LIES ISLAM DIES
I want to fishing Nun in Jannah of hell. lol
I am not seeing all those writing clearly like the way I see in others. make things clear please or put the screen nearer so that we see properly.
Sure will zoom in next time, apologies!
Hilarious..
Haha thanks!!
Guys, your minds are like the minds of a baby
Sahih Muslim 189 b
It is reported on the authority of al-Mughira b. Shu'ba that the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said:
Moses asked his Lord: Who amongst the inhabitants of Paradise is the lowest to rank? He (Allah) said: The person who would be admitted into Paradise last of all among those deserving of Paradise who are admitted to it. I would be said to him: Enter Paradise. He would say: O my Lord! how (should I enter) while the people have settled in their apartments and taken the shares (portions)? It would be said to him: Would you be pleased if there be for you like the kingdom of a king amongst the kings of the world? He would say: I am pleased my Lord. He (Allah) would say: For you is that, and like that, and like that, and like that, and that. He would say at the fifth (point): I am well pleased. My Lord. He (Allah) would say: It is for you and, ten times like it, and for you is what your self desires and your eye enjoys. He would say: I am well pleased, my Lord. He (Moses) said: (Which is) the highest of their (inhabitants of Paradise) ranks? He (Allah) said: They are those whom I choose. I establish their honour with My own hand and then set a seal over it (and they would be blessed with Bounties) which no eye has seen, no ear has heard and no human mind has perceived: and this is sub- stantiated by the Book of Allah, Exalted and Great:" So no soul knows what delight of the eye is hidden for them; a reward for what they did" (xxxii. 17).
TAKE THE PISS LUV IT !!!
Keep up
Do guys have big Willies !!!!
this is Bollox imo ???
Mem mai Aap ko Sunna chat hou Lekin AaP vediuo angrzi m Hoti hai Aap k koi Urdu mai hai
17:17 you joke 😒