Charlie should have said "u call my lawyer" cuz that's the only leverage she has. Whenever Alan stands up to her she almost always plays the lawyer card.
Ahsan Siddiqui+ nah he a psychopath monster who ruined people lives basically has his brother live with him to torment and fuck up his life more he like Zack Morris he trash so are you for supporting him
Charlie is a very good brother and his family takes advantage of him. . People got this unrealistic idea that anyone would let a grown man and his son live with them for years even it is was there brother. That rarely happens in real life. Not to mention most of those women Charlie has sex with would never have sex with a poor man. Most of them were gold diggers .. Also lets be real Judith maybe a bitter woman with daddy issues but Alan is very annoying .Most people would have thrown him out after a week and Charlie only tolerates him because it's his brother. Charlie is just the guy that people who lack self awareness like to blame for their own issues.
Mrgrownman455+ man plz yeah he show a little but people stop the b.s. the man is lowlife degenrate pos who someway got lucky in life they mf barely work always got everything hand to him steal his brother girlfriend heck even fuck his brother over in that divorce case used his nephew Jake to get woman as soon as Jake grow up dump him like yesterday garbage constantly bullied and tormented his brother yeah you could say he has a job of what singing jingles which barely come in a blue moon yeah Alan is not perfect yes even he done scumbag shit yeah he a leech and most of all the thing that annoy me more is his simpness but this man who busted his ass worked hard and does the right thing but yet people like you ridiculed, mock him and the most sickening of them all you villified the guy but praised and hero worshipped a good for nothing lowlife degenrate pos like charlie if you really look at it society itself is ass backwards it the devil's playground despite his flaws compare Alan to Charlie and to most of the characters on this show Alan is dalai lama and mother theresa compared to Charlie who shown time and time again he a true pos but I guess you could relate to that since grown up to be a pos degenrate btw most of the chicks are harlots jezebals who truly don't want and deserve a good man if not they probably deserve a lowlife degenrate pos like charlie
I think Charlie did more than just being funny in the series. His expressions, his line delivery and his involvement in the role and his incomparable acting skills.
Alan has the worse kind of anger, the anger that's bottled up so tight that if it ever got to the point where it TRULY busted open, he's going to get a gun and either off himself or turn Charlie's house into Columbine 2.0
@@NiVi192 Only a 16 year old boy can make such a big deal about misspelled female genitalia. It's also disturbing that you interpret "vaginia's" as "Virginia" and not the most obvious word with the shortest spelling distance (Levenshtein).
@@TCENTARUS You mean that group of insecure incels in denial who gather to focus their hatred on women? Real healthy. The only MGTOW worth listening to would be the subreddit r/MGTOW2 who actually work on self growth and inner character.
+Jose Lopez No, he's not. I'd say he's the better man, because clearly, he's the kind of person that just bottles all his rage up and takes it in his stride. Charlie, on the other hand, doesn't worry about jack shit, so when something pisses him off, he always reacts
Liam Roberts bottle up feelings after that much life ruined by women he love, and she don't care slightly about him is really quationalble behavior. After all that he has to express some not much bt some feelings.
I'm surprised it never occurred to Alen to appeal the terms of his divorce. I'd say that a pretty good case could be made that Judith's lawyer should have recused herself from the case, due to being too emotionally involved... seeing as how Alen only got screwed because she was pissed that Charlie dumped her. Arent there rules and such about that?
Clayton in theory, yes. Attorneys and judges in particular are supposed to be impartial, acting only in their clients interest due to being payed. In practice however, since the attorney needs to be in the side of their client, there is no better motivation than non-financial.
doesnt matter. judges decide much less straight and lawful than people think. tbh it doesnt mean if you know the law or even have the law on your side. judges decide after gut feeling. they have their own agenda, politically. for example high ranked judges involved in politics are under political pressure for certain social demands. so lower judges who wanna rank up try to meet these expectations. they dont care weither its 100% lawful and fair and righteous. and they dont sell each other out. the lawyer of my dad told that to my dad when he divorced with my mom. they actually gave her several 100 thousand € more for nagging (literally). "so she wont stop complaining to quicken the process". yet had he started complaining he would not have gotten more money, he had gotten less as punishment. thats how it works. germany btw, should be the same for the US
This what great sitcom looks like, even the supporting actors got defining pivotal roles. dr Freeman, Evelyn, Bertha, Judith. Hell, if you don’t hate Judith enough then she’s not a great actor. RIP Conchata, we miss you already
well that's the thing, we have sadly Laws lol... and you know how we're Latinos about making - berrinches - and about being moralistic - ugh, i hate that word -, i literally can't be myself near my parents or family, not even in a scientific healthy way. Ever since the internet i hate mexican culture so much, we don't have those logical values for human life that First Eorld people use to have. I use to break things when i'm angry - makes me feel satisfaction and it cleanses my stress, forget those couchin dicks, i wanna see things destroyed and dumped, so i see them no more... - so i use to look for places to do that, but now you gotta be carefull of Gossipy - Chismosos - people
I love Jane Linch she is halarous, its supposed to be Jake therapy about his parents devorce and it ends up being Charlie and Alan. I never understood this show as a kid, but love it as an adult.
The sad thing about this scene is that Alan tried to take revenge on the only person who tried to help him while never had that courage to confront Judith
@@gabeitches87 he doesn't pay rent, food, bills etc. He's very tight with money. His only expense is child support (outside of the business) In reality this dude's savings account would be large.
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Season 1, episode 22 (My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet)
well that another issue he would have to discuss with the doctor
Haleyey🥰🥰
Charlie definitely nailed judith's personality 🤣🤣
Hilarious delivery
Facts
Judith was a bitch
100 pecent bro
Haleyey🥰🥰
In a way, Charlie paid for his own brother to beat him.
That's love
Plus he got roasted by Jane Lynch’s character during the session.
@@arcticangel1628 Doesn't he get roasted by Jane Lynch's character EVERY session??
Michael Huynh Well, I wonder how that makes Charlie Harper fans feel.
Haleyey🥰🥰
Charlie was really hilarious impersonating Judith. The only thing missing was mentioning how Judith intimidates Alan with her lawyer
Yeah she always had to bring her lawyer into it.. I have my suspicions that Judith was sleeping with her lawyer
Haleyey🥰🥰
Lies again? Crucifixion Of Jesus
Alan could get out of Judith's illegal use of child support if he wasn't a spineless coward
@sethworkman1965+ they did say that
"Is this going to take much longer? Because I have to get to a massage and tennis lessons that he's paying for" lmao
Charlie should have said "u call my lawyer" cuz that's the only leverage she has. Whenever Alan stands up to her she almost always plays the lawyer card.
Bryanna Michelle Akins so true
I thought this comment was mine at first cause we have the same profile pic 😂😂😂
@@elijahvigil7467 almost
@@Akins560
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2:15 Charlie as Judith "that's telling me alan"🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kills me every time
Haha. Charlie’s sitting on the little sissy chair.
I died when he yelled “everybody”
Tank Tonka YOU KNOW SAME HERE😂😂
Jon Cryer is hilarious as fuck 😂😂😂😂
Haleyey🥰🥰
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This is one of my favorite scenes ever Charlie's imitation is so spot on is awesome!
You could see Alan could turn into the villian bcuz the whole world use him as a punching bag so why not use the world as his punching bag
george brice 3:51 Lol, Charlie walked right into that one because Alan was just enjoying that moment.
“I Hate You..I Hate You...I HATE YOU!!!”
“Who do you hate Alan?!”
“EVERYBODY!!”
“Good!”
"You're warning me?!"
Judith would say that 😂
The way Charlie says it in the squeaky voice makes it so much better! XD
Haleyey🥰🥰
The way Charlie said that was so funny.😂😂😂
Alan, funny enough, did say something similar _to_ Judith in one episode, that being "I Remember The Coatroom"
The way Charlie says, " You're warning me?" always cracks me up. He sounds exactly like Judith. 😂
His fate was sealed when he said rugrat exorcist
..... how's so.
@@VixXstazosJOB
That is the same therapist that Charlie saw later on. Their scenes together were comedy gold.
@@jasonanderson7458 i know hat... but what's with the Rugrat's Exorcist thing
i know right that's way she was so hard on him hh
VixXstazosJOB Haha. Charlie’s sitting on the little sissy chair.
Charlies a good brother. no matter what anybody says. he's not a sociopath.
Ahsan Siddiqui+ nah he a psychopath monster who ruined people lives basically has his brother live with him to torment and fuck up his life more he like Zack Morris he trash so are you for supporting him
@@georgebrice3831 wtf, calm down
Sebastian Logan+ you calm down
Charlie is a very good brother and his family takes advantage of him. . People got this unrealistic idea that anyone would let a grown man and his son live with them for years even it is was there brother. That rarely happens in real life. Not to mention most of those women Charlie has sex with would never have sex with a poor man. Most of them were gold diggers .. Also lets be real Judith maybe a bitter woman with daddy issues but Alan is very annoying .Most people would have thrown him out after a week and Charlie only tolerates him because it's his brother. Charlie is just the guy that people who lack self awareness like to blame for their own issues.
Mrgrownman455+ man plz yeah he show a little but people stop the b.s. the man is lowlife degenrate pos who someway got lucky in life they mf barely work always got everything hand to him steal his brother girlfriend heck even fuck his brother over in that divorce case used his nephew Jake to get woman as soon as Jake grow up dump him like yesterday garbage constantly bullied and tormented his brother yeah you could say he has a job of what singing jingles which barely come in a blue moon yeah Alan is not perfect yes even he done scumbag shit yeah he a leech and most of all the thing that annoy me more is his simpness but this man who busted his ass worked hard and does the right thing but yet people like you ridiculed, mock him and the most sickening of them all you villified the guy but praised and hero worshipped a good for nothing lowlife degenrate pos like charlie if you really look at it society itself is ass backwards it the devil's playground despite his flaws compare Alan to Charlie and to most of the characters on this show Alan is dalai lama and mother theresa compared to Charlie who shown time and time again he a true pos but I guess you could relate to that since grown up to be a pos degenrate btw most of the chicks are harlots jezebals who truly don't want and deserve a good man if not they probably deserve a lowlife degenrate pos like charlie
''Thank god his brother took him in'' 😂😂😄
I saw your comment right when the clip came up!
Haleyey,,🥰🥰
Charlie "Wait, stop
Alan "Shall I stop?"
Jane "Well it's up to you, you paid for the full hour, so"
That's quite funny haha
And how Alan decides to beat Charlie 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
FYI the name of Jane Lynch’s character is Dr. Linda Freeman
Haleyey🥰🥰
Charlie shouldn't have called her a rugrat exorcist never insult someone who is a psychologist because they know how to use it to their advantage 🤣🤣
If I was Alan, I probably would have kept going, too
the shrink scenes are so great!
I agree I watch all of them
william wan
She is a great actress, and the dynamic and writing for her is AWESOME!
One of the best characters on the show.
Jane lynch is pure gold 😂
Charlie does a great Judith impression!!!
Yep! Spot on!
"charlie, do you mind?"
"do i mind what?"
"thank you!"
I'm gonna tell my kids that this is how Alan Harper became Lex Luthor..
hahaahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahaha .....
He played Lex Luthor's nephew in Superman IV
Jon is the best Lex Luthor
Thomas Storff in supergirl he plays Lex
Why lex luthor?
I swear the actors are great, but the writers are legends as well.
Thier interactions with this therapist throughout the series is the best moments of the show
The shrink, Evelyn and Berta were simply next-level deep sarcasm!
I think Charlie did more than just being funny in the series. His expressions, his line delivery and his involvement in the role and his incomparable acting skills.
Winning it
Agreed. As much as he went off the rails (despite being on them?), he did bring a certain charm to the role that couldn't be replaced
"Who do you hate Alan. - EVERBODY" :-)
I don’t hate Alan.
I do .I hate alan
This has to be one of the funniest scenes in sit-com history! . . . "Paid for the full hour". . .!!
I really like the way they made her become everyone's psychologist, children and otherwise
“Well, if I had to guess and that’s pretty much, all I do here”😂😂😂
Jerome Ierome That line and the rug rag exorcist comments got me
"This process isn't really about me guessing, charlie."
Alan has the worse kind of anger, the anger that's bottled up so tight that if it ever got to the point where it TRULY busted open, he's going to get a gun and either off himself or turn Charlie's house into Columbine 2.0
Nat Peterson+ or Chris Benoit 2.0
That is if Charlie didn't take him to see the shrink
I'd say Alan'd turn Judith's house into Columbine, not Charly's
Jane Lynch is too good at playing therepist......
"We can schedule another session to deal with your fear of vaginia's" Hahahaha
Aaron Simmons _Va- what?!_ Take out your old health class folders or google the term, dear!
Vicky 12 haha , probably a typo
@@99sasanka Sure! We all think of Virginia then we go to the gynecologist. 😂
@@NiVi192 Only a 16 year old boy can make such a big deal about misspelled female genitalia. It's also disturbing that you interpret "vaginia's" as "Virginia" and not the most obvious word with the shortest spelling distance (Levenshtein).
I love this clip!!!! Charlie is So Judith
"....you paid for the full hour."
I'm in the floor!😂😂😂😂😂
So was Charlie.😂😂😂
This made laugh as hard then as it does now.
Jane Lynch is terrific as the psychologist, she has grace, biting wit, and she tries to help these two maladjusted brothers 🤣🤣🤣
This had to have been the best TV show ever , and still is to me ,thanks yall
This show has made me committed to avoiding marriage for 27 years on the trot.
Required Viewing For every single young man to learn to Avoid marriage and go MGTOW.
@@TCENTARUS You mean that group of insecure incels in denial who gather to focus their hatred on women? Real healthy. The only MGTOW worth listening to would be the subreddit r/MGTOW2 who actually work on self growth and inner character.
That sounds retarded
@@NoodlesWithLipstick Wrong. Rather that Group of Liberated Men (MGTOW) Who are Smart enough to Avoid a Feminazi Bitch like You.
Marry a Christian then. The only loyal ones left in our society aside from Asian women.
I always loved seeing Jane Lynch on this show. 🤣
yep that sam mom
and they said Charlie had anger issues alan is worse
+Jose Lopez No, he's not. I'd say he's the better man, because clearly, he's the kind of person that just bottles all his rage up and takes it in his stride. Charlie, on the other hand, doesn't worry about jack shit, so when something pisses him off, he always reacts
Pretty much, yeah. But at least he's letting it out at last
Hercules Theban Alan also takes advantage of Charlie by living in his house and acting like it’s his own
Liam Roberts bottle up feelings after that much life ruined by women he love, and she don't care slightly about him is really quationalble behavior. After all that he has to express some not much bt some feelings.
Liam Roberts in the later seasons Alan very much shows himself to be the worse person.
Lol Alan almost broke character when he was told about tennis.
I loved Charlie's impression of Judith
Tennis?! Since when do you play tennis?!
🤣😅 he actually started thinking Charlie was Judith 😂 applause Charlie 👏😅
"😝I told you, but you never listen. He never listens; thank God his *brother* took him in!"
"I know you deal with kids, but i did not know where to take him"
How many Alan's out there suffering in real life same situation !!!
To bottle up all that rage and frustration, I’m surprised Alan didn’t go out on a murderous rampage.
Thank you
If I have to guess and that is pretty much all I do here,I love this woman nobody could have played that role better than her
The stare she gives Charlie when he says she’s a child exorcist.
Charlie's impression of Judith is uncanny, no wonder Alan couldn't help but beat him with the batanca 🤣🤣
this show never dies is too good i've watched 5-6 times all the series, my favourite is Alan
Finally an Allan fan! All i hear is Charlie everywhere. There's so much effort going into Allans performance and dialogue
@@zergpire most of the people dont understand is soo hard to play the sponge😅😅😅
My favourite is Alan too! 😂 his acting skills are impeccable 👌 (especially when he is jealous)
"That's telling me Alan!"
Who do you hate Alan. Everybody lol
Sometimes I hate the world.
Sometimes i hate how my life is..
@@rathnasrinivasan9009 hug me
And his actor
That’s a mood
How come We never see him do that to judes, it would probably be the most satisfying episode of all time.
Hes too much of a pussy.
jose viramontes unfortunately you’re technically right.
@@joseviramontes3804 my dad calls alan the nutless wonder
@@sethworkman1965 😂😂😂 that's a good one. I laughed hard.
@Tuudur Reikop it is to me and its true. Alan had no balls.
I'm surprised it never occurred to Alen to appeal the terms of his divorce. I'd say that a pretty good case could be made that Judith's lawyer should have recused herself from the case, due to being too emotionally involved... seeing as how Alen only got screwed because she was pissed that Charlie dumped her. Arent there rules and such about that?
Clayton in theory, yes. Attorneys and judges in particular are supposed to be impartial, acting only in their clients interest due to being payed. In practice however, since the attorney needs to be in the side of their client, there is no better motivation than non-financial.
The Mandalore though men have a higher percent of being screwed over
doesnt matter. judges decide much less straight and lawful than people think. tbh it doesnt mean if you know the law or even have the law on your side. judges decide after gut feeling. they have their own agenda, politically. for example high ranked judges involved in politics are under political pressure for certain social demands. so lower judges who wanna rank up try to meet these expectations. they dont care weither its 100% lawful and fair and righteous. and they dont sell each other out. the lawyer of my dad told that to my dad when he divorced with my mom. they actually gave her several 100 thousand € more for nagging (literally). "so she wont stop complaining to quicken the process". yet had he started complaining he would not have gotten more money, he had gotten less as punishment. thats how it works. germany btw, should be the same for the US
In reality, it would be hard to prove, and take a long time to get it resolved, if at all.
Hilarious how Charlie starts talking like Ju8dith... this was such a funny show...' I told you but you never listen'....🤣
When Charlie crosses his legs😂😂
3:51
Charlie: You’re wastin your time doc, he’s too much of a wimp…
Alan: *WHACK!!!!!
Jane Lynch: ATTA BOY ALAN!!!!!
LMFAO!!!
Charlie's face @ 4:16
LMFAO🤣
Its true. Beating someone really makes you happy.
Who do you hate
Alan : everybody 😂😂😂 the way he said it 😂😂😂😂
i miss the funny show with charlie sheen...he was the funny one!!
This what great sitcom looks like, even the supporting actors got defining pivotal roles. dr Freeman, Evelyn, Bertha, Judith. Hell, if you don’t hate Judith enough then she’s not a great actor. RIP Conchata, we miss you already
She died? Wth…
Alan should bring out the beast more that way he doesn’t have to go around taking crap from anybody.
well that's the thing, we have sadly Laws lol... and you know how we're Latinos about making - berrinches - and about being moralistic - ugh, i hate that word -, i literally can't be myself near my parents or family, not even in a scientific healthy way. Ever since the internet i hate mexican culture so much, we don't have those logical values for human life that First Eorld people use to have. I use to break things when i'm angry - makes me feel satisfaction and it cleanses my stress, forget those couchin dicks, i wanna see things destroyed and dumped, so i see them no more... - so i use to look for places to do that, but now you gotta be carefull of Gossipy - Chismosos - people
3:51 Charlie walked right into that one because Alan was just enjoying that moment.
'Charlie do you mind?'
'do I mind what?'
'THANK YOU!' LOL!
alan the epitome of simp...
"Rugrat Exorcist!"!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Alan’s anger is shrink’s revenge 😂😂
Was he hitting Charlie because he was letting go of his anger or because he was really mad at Charlie?
+TheEtherny I'd like to think a little of both, but it's mostly directed towards Judith. Who wouldn't have pent up rage living with her for 10 years?
It was that and Judith walking all over him
"Everybody"
Both. Charlie and Judith
I think both. Especially when Charlie called him whimp.
charlie Makes The Show Epic. Wow
*LOVE THIS SHOW!*
3:51 Admit it, Charlie walked right into that one because Alan was just enjoying that moment.
Oh men this episode is the best yet 😂😂😂
I Love you Mommy
@@reneeyates thx. I guess 😅
"Rugrat exorcist" fuck me! 🤣🤣
Charlie is the GOAT! 💯💯💯
“Rug rat exorcist”😂
I guess, she actually wanted to see Alan beat up Charly with this padded stick 😂😂
Well, he did call her a rugrat exorcist 😂🤣
Alan wants to unleash his inner Chris Brown, Ike Turner, and Ray Rice on Judith 😂
I loved it when Alan did the happy dance when Judith got engaged.
‘1234.. 🕺🏻no more alimony, 🕺🏻no more alimony ‘
alan spanking charlie is gold. 😂😂
"Is this going to take much longer? I have to get to a massage and tennis lesson he's paying for?"
therapy would be much more fun if it was like this 😂
Charlie playing as Judith in is seen makes me laugh again and again and when Alan goes mad it makes it 10 times better x
The golden days of this show, now is only a sad cringe fest.
Hqleyey🥰🥰
Wdyu mean now?? Is their a 2&a half men show NOW!?
I love Jane Linch she is halarous, its supposed to be Jake therapy about his parents devorce and it ends up being Charlie and Alan. I never understood this show as a kid, but love it as an adult.
3:05 never fails to make me laugh
0:52 the moment she decided she's gonna have Alan beat Charlie
😂i used to watch this show back in the day. So funny.
wait, but she was charlie's therapist so clearly she also sees adults
She probably saw more money in it lol
Retcon.
*She switched to adults after she cured Jake that’s when she saw Walden and Rose later in series!!*
Fun fact is that he actually "looks" like Judith
LOL at Charlie's puppy dog eyes. He's like "Please stop"
Haha. Look at Charlie sitting on the little sissy chair.
This is Absolutely awesome!!
I love this clip !!
Jane Lynch is such a great actress.
"EVERYBODY!!!" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
The sad thing about this scene is that Alan tried to take revenge on the only person who tried to help him while never had that courage to confront Judith
Haha. Charlie’s sitting on the little sissy chair.
Surprised how people don’t see the fact that the shrink set the whole thing up to get back at charlie using Allan with the blue toy.
She was absolutely the best in that role!!! One great actress
I love the "brian was the worst one", fucking awsome stewie 😂😂👌
WHO DO YOU HATE?
EVERYBODY!
"You're broke"
He owns a chiropractor business in Malibu.
Leaving out a lot of details lol
@@gabeitches87 he doesn't pay rent, food, bills etc. He's very tight with money. His only expense is child support (outside of the business)
In reality this dude's savings account would be large.
Amazing acting......
that psychiatrist is one of my psychiatrist characters of the show. she is brilliant
"MEEEOOOWW ferchoo!" "I'm not meow-ferchooed.".
This was the best scene in the whole serial🤣🤣🤣
3:06 Alan is whipped
Oh. You mean like this? 3:52 Lol 😆
Give this woman her own show but she Hass to be a psychiatrist on the show she’s just great