First of all, that's not Allen actually playing the piano, it's a real musician off stage playing, (just like with Charlie) He wasn't playing the piano, either. Secondly, that's an actual Billy Joel song, hence the comment, "No, Billy Joel, is talented." SMH......😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It would be so nice if Alen would have become like the new Charlie. and then Herb gets kicked out of his house by Judith and becomming kind of the new Alen (and Herbs daughter becomes the new jake).
Its not what you wear, its who wears it. You can clearly see that Charlie looks cool in a bowling shirt and khaki shorts with confidence, but Alan just looks lame and silly with no charisma.
@@goat504What kind of a man would want to be a middle aged alcoholic? Dude is rich and in his 40s and still manages to dress and act like a toddler, it makes for good comedy but you're not supposed to want to be like that lmao
@@distantraveller9876 youre dumb its actually sad to read this, ppl mean as, they wanna get laid, they wanna be confident, funny, cool, no fcks given mindset, handsome, charmy and charismatic, its obv what i wanna be so i do have to agree with ppl wanting to be LIKE him, not him cuz theres a diff
@@distantraveller9876 yet many men would kill for his lifestyle. Dude's unemployed yet still earns fat paychecks from copyrights, enough to sustain his lifestyle and house on the beach. He's also a single, rich guy who drives a luxury car who has sex with more women in a month than most guys do in years. Like who the fuck cares about his behavior and dress code at this point? Dude's living every man's dream.
@@SKATEGRAFFDANK Oh I remember ... Only Alan J. Harper could have messed it up like that. ... or rocked it like that, whichever perspective you choose. 😄
Been there. Misread the whole evening and missed out a piece of the action. I felt so stupid when I finally realized what was happening but it was to late. Timing is everything.
Honestly, it's better to be a little blind (even intentionally) and have it come to you than to come off too strong and interested and deal with a pissed off, turned off woman.
This should have been how the series continued-- i.e. Alan's "dark side" came out at the end of Season 8, which was perfect timing for him to take over Charlie Sheen's role by BECOMING Charlie, then Ashton Kutcher moves in as his cousin who hated Charlie but loved Alan. Fun for the whole dysfunctional family.
I tried, but there was this asshole-producer named "Chuck Farley" or something like that, who hated Charlie Sheen and fired him from the show because Sheen wouldn't kiss his ass; and that producer, Cuck U. Lorre (or whatever) just wanted to replace Sheen with a complete moron, just to get some petty juvenile "revenge" on him... I heard he idiot even ruined the whole _series_ trying to do that, even up to the final episode-- meanwhile the writing got as bad as on "Big Bang Theory" for some reason. But Sheen HIS revenge when he sued, and got $120 million... WINNING!
I miss a lot watching Charlie and Alan as much as I miss the lately 80's music. I was studying architecture back in Lima at the time this sitcom come out in 2003 but due to my workshop assignments, I couldn't enjoy watching it as I wished.
Charlie Sheen came with a star tag... but for me Alan was the star of this show... I always found him funnier.... and I think he made this show for what it was..... can't imagine this show without him.. and that Walden/kutcher...came with super star tag.... But still it was Alan who carried this show so far till the end
Jon Cryer is criminally underrated. Both he and Charlie were the soul of the show. Many people still say "It all went to shit after Charlie left". However, the same would've occured had Jon been fired instead. Both are great comedians. Charlie's always had this sarcastic timing, while Jon's was more slapstick and complemented each other perfectly.
When Judith saw him in Charlie's clothes, she said, "Well, I guess it was probably inevitable." Alan said to Judith, "Oh the clothes. Well most of mine burned up in the fire(at Lindsay's) and Charlie's in Vegas, so I figured, why not?" Judith answered, "Because you look like an idiot." Alan DOES look ridiculous in Charlie's clothes. First of all, he doesn't have the shoulders for the shirt and he most certainly does not have legs for the shorts!
It's sad that Alan didn't learn a single song from Charlie, but he kind of got the touch of piano by Charlie even though Charlie is not his blood brother
Is it strange that when she asked him play something for me, I had this song play in my head - “if you got bugs.. if you got ants.. if you got bugs and flies and slugs and things that crawl” xD
The reason the girl is wearing long sleeves and long pants is that Alan later discovers that her body is completely covered with tattoos! Even more than that girl, Isabella from season 3 had. Of course, the actress isn't covered with tattoos in real life. I find women covered in tattoos to be somewhat disturbing and my girlfriend is glad I feel that way.
I'm not a fan of how dense they make Alan. I get that he's supposed to be nerdy, but he has also been married and had sex. Even he should know that when the chick says "You wanna get out of here, it means together in that context..." I know, I know, real life logic and all that.
0:04 I just started watching this so I don't know how this is going to fall apart yet........ but...... the "lady" he's talking to at the bar, kinda looks like a "Dude". Okay, I just saw the ending of this clip and it looks like I guessed wrong but.... how sad for Allen. I hope things turned around for him before the night was over.
He spent the night with Charlie but then went crazy, actually believing he was Charlie instead of pretending. Walden sent him to a mental hospital/stress clinic and after a few weeks he was normal (or just as wierd as he had been before).
![Two and a Half Men - Alan with an Eyepatch [HD]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/I54PA4dUZcc/mqdefault.jpg)
Season 8, episode 5 (The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel)
THANK YOU FAN! :D
@@AamirAKhan-cb9eq He's right. Season 8 when Charlie is in a Clinic for some procedure.
Kgf
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Come on, for a guy who can't play the piano, that was a pretty cool song. And towards the end, he was really into it!
He actually did a decent job on the piano. Lol
Think I've seen him playing piano in another episode, after Charlie died.
First of all, that's not Allen actually playing the piano, it's a real musician off stage playing, (just like with Charlie) He wasn't playing the piano, either. Secondly, that's an actual Billy Joel song, hence the comment, "No, Billy Joel, is talented." SMH......😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@keithbannister9271 shut your boring ass
Are you deaf? That was probably the worst thing i've ever heard in my life.
"You want to get out of here?!"
"Wow where did that come?!"
I can't 😂
even
What you can't?
It would be so nice if Alen would have become like the new Charlie. and then Herb gets kicked out of his house by Judith and becomming kind of the new Alen (and Herbs daughter becomes the new jake).
Fuckin genius really!
underrated comment!
Wow
You can write a TV'S Show
OMG, you should have been hired as script writer, this makes so much more sense
Wow this is so much better than the Walden idea, Herb is really funny
I like how Allen dressed as Charlie
TJ Spears that wood be Me like being my grandfather Stevie cool I miss him he gone 10-04-2012
Its Alan😁😁😁
He looks ridiculous.
@@Minollabut he did because obviously women don’t respond to him well.
@@derekmathews1818 Also, Charlie was sooooooo attractive. Alan, not so much
Chuck Lorre is literally insane. No man in the history of humanity has ever gotten laid wearing a bowling shirt, period.
Such an iconic style tbh
Clearly you have no game, when you have game and looks a unique look makes more sexually appealing
Its not what you wear, its who wears it. You can clearly see that Charlie looks cool in a bowling shirt and khaki shorts with confidence, but Alan just looks lame and silly with no charisma.
Money helps
If the man has a beach house, drive Mercedes and toss thousands of dollar cash around, he'll get laid with or without clothes on 😂
Two and a Half Men always has the hottest girls on TV
You need glasses. Man
@@robertomedina4726 are you a mexican supermodel
No I am not a Mexican model. LOL
And Berta
Shibon Skaria be quiet Schweinehund
The perfect psychological insight into Allan's character. Doesnt feel comfortable in his own skin, wants to be someone else really badly.
What kind of man wouldn’t wanna be Charlie Harper. He would’ve been a cool brother/uncle honestly
@@goat504 I don't want to be Charlie Harper honestly...
@@goat504What kind of a man would want to be a middle aged alcoholic? Dude is rich and in his 40s and still manages to dress and act like a toddler, it makes for good comedy but you're not supposed to want to be like that lmao
@@distantraveller9876 youre dumb its actually sad to read this, ppl mean as, they wanna get laid, they wanna be confident, funny, cool, no fcks given mindset, handsome, charmy and charismatic, its obv what i wanna be so i do have to agree with ppl wanting to be LIKE him, not him cuz theres a diff
@@distantraveller9876 yet many men would kill for his lifestyle. Dude's unemployed yet still earns fat paychecks from copyrights, enough to sustain his lifestyle and house on the beach. He's also a single, rich guy who drives a luxury car who has sex with more women in a month than most guys do in years. Like who the fuck cares about his behavior and dress code at this point? Dude's living every man's dream.
When you pretend to be your rich successful brother and you still get laid
Sexiest comment
Oh he paid! Watch the episode to the end!
@@NiVi192 I'd pay that for her
@@NiVi192 theirs one episode that he paid got Laid and he got a refund back..... 😆 🤣 😂
@@SKATEGRAFFDANK Oh I remember ... Only Alan J. Harper could have messed it up like that. ... or rocked it like that, whichever perspective you choose. 😄
"Here you go oneeeeee twooooo THREE dollars!" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
ChrisManley1994 "and give one to the waitress" 😂
Cheap son of a bitch. I always tip 2-3 dollars per drink.
@@mrivera6975 good for you
@@mrivera6975 That's what Charlie would have done.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I've been a musician for years, and I still do that for the first 5 minutes whenever somebody asks me to play them something.
Funny thing Allan winding up becoming his brother and Walden winding up becoming allan
MiiLkyToKes67 Are you part of a band?
do u even music bro?
When she is giving you all the signs but you are blind
Been there.
Misread the whole evening and missed out a piece of the action.
I felt so stupid when I finally realized what was happening but it was to late. Timing is everything.
Honestly, it's better to be a little blind (even intentionally) and have it come to you than to come off too strong and interested and deal with a pissed off, turned off woman.
@@im1who84u Typing F for you, my fallen brother. Hope things are much better now. F
@@jakekeys88music Things are fine. That incident was just a glitch in an otherwise full life.
That's so easy it's a show
I got to give this woman props and respect for keeping cool when she knew she was being lied to...
Alan is awesome.. Outstanding..
Lesson learn: when you are Charlie, you will always have a good time.
There is a plot twist to this episode, don't want to spoil it but it's not as easy as alan thought
Be yourself. Unless you can be Charlie. Always be Charlie.
This could have been a perfect episode for bringing Charlie back to show
0:46 notice what Alans left hand is doing?
Gunnar Arndísarson OMG LOL
OMG ahahhaha
What is he doing
Lloyd Grant he is doing the middle finger
I can't help but wonder if that was Chuck Lorre telling Jon Cryer to subtly flip off Charlie Sheen.
Charlie sheen made the show, but Alan really put the whole thing together
Charlie would be proud of Alan....
for once
Why?
What a great actor he is! This was hilarious
This should have been how the series continued-- i.e. Alan's "dark side" came out at the end of Season 8, which was perfect timing for him to take over Charlie Sheen's role by BECOMING Charlie, then Ashton Kutcher moves in as his cousin who hated Charlie but loved Alan. Fun for the whole dysfunctional family.
Tom Evans I'm seriously impressed, this is pure gold! There the heck we're you when they we're looking for new screen writers?!
I tried, but there was this asshole-producer named "Chuck Farley" or something like that, who hated Charlie Sheen and fired him from the show because Sheen wouldn't kiss his ass; and that producer, Cuck U. Lorre (or whatever) just wanted to replace Sheen with a complete moron, just to get some petty juvenile "revenge" on him... I heard he idiot even ruined the whole _series_ trying to do that, even up to the final episode-- meanwhile the writing got as bad as on "Big Bang Theory" for some reason.
But Sheen HIS revenge when he sued, and got $120 million... WINNING!
Exactly!
@@SovereignStatesman Charlie sheen sued Chuck and won ? Really?
Nop The series should not have been
Ashton Kutcher ruined it for everyone !
Kill him!
He did indeed
That was Charlie's best revenge on the producer who canned him
He isn’t good in anything. Just typical Hollywood hype.
It really wasn't his fault
I knew there was something wrong with that girl by she being so covered that way. Too suspicious.
Id love to do her
She made a fantastic dominatrix at the end of the episode, she can sort me out anytime.
We all know
Ryan started the fire
Dwight proved it
Wrong show lol
@@theshowstopper979 no shit, Sherlock
Alan did when he burned down Lindsey's house.
Nobody ever pretends to be Alan on purpose.
3:33. Busted.
"SING US A SONG YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN"
Jon Cryer carried the show on his back all alone after Charlie got fired …
alan's the man
I have been with Charlie, I have been in this house 😂😂😂
this came back in season 9 and this should've been how the show was have Alan be Charlie through the rest of the show
He's Charlie....if Charlie was gay and talks too much
Pawn Almond never seen it ...stopped watching the show after charlie left
@Pawn Almond alan was always gay
@@fredrichardson8647 Sensitive and effeminate, but not really gay. Yes, it does really come off as gay at first look.
I miss a lot watching Charlie and Alan as much as I miss the lately 80's music. I was studying architecture back in Lima at the time this sitcom come out in 2003 but due to my workshop assignments, I couldn't enjoy watching it as I wished.
Good old two and a half men, how I miss it 😒😓
Charlie Sheen came with a star tag... but for me Alan was the star of this show... I always found him funnier.... and I think he made this show for what it was..... can't imagine this show without him.. and that Walden/kutcher...came with super star tag.... But still it was Alan who carried this show so far till the end
I thought we were getting along. Love the spontaneity in tge script and the actors
My real name is : Derek Brick House - Derek Brickhouse
Try again
@@eisen.dieter Alright. My name is Alan, I'm Charlie's brother . I lived on his fold-out couch. I'm sorry, I'll drive you back.
I thought he was going to say Hawser, because he did that in his movie Hiding Out..the same way where he was making it up on the fly
Most people say that Charlie made the show but Alan was just as good as Charlie, without Alan the show wouldnt be the same. They are bot perfect !!!
You wanna get out of here? I thought we are getting along
Hahaha
Jon Cryer is criminally underrated. Both he and Charlie were the soul of the show. Many people still say "It all went to shit after Charlie left". However, the same would've occured had Jon been fired instead. Both are great comedians. Charlie's always had this sarcastic timing, while Jon's was more slapstick and complemented each other perfectly.
@@mateoairaudo5535 Totally agree, that's why the later seasons did not work without the chemistry between them and the way they played off each other.
@@timcolder2789 Facts
When Judith saw him in Charlie's clothes, she said, "Well, I guess it was probably inevitable." Alan said to Judith, "Oh the clothes. Well most of mine burned up in the fire(at Lindsay's) and Charlie's in Vegas, so I figured, why not?" Judith answered, "Because you look like an idiot." Alan DOES look ridiculous in Charlie's clothes. First of all, he doesn't have the shoulders for the shirt and he most certainly does not have legs for the shorts!
That's simply because Charlie's clothes are too big for him because Charlie IS bigger than him.....Alan would look fine in a smaller size.
Or maybe she said that because it's fucking bowling shirts. ANYONE would look ridiculous wearing thoses.
@@Juan-zl3fy Yeah Charlie is one of the few people who can pull them.
Alan was marvellous 👍
I bet Alan actually played the piano in this episode
I always had an affinity to Alan, probably because I saw a bit of myself in him. Always wanted him to be a bit of a player for a bit!
cheers
After Sheen left he was carrying the whole show
Now that I think about it, how the HELL could this plan get close to successful?? Charlie basically nailed every woman in California.
This whole thing was just hilarious.
*"THIS IS SO EAASYY!"* 😂👍🏻😂👍🏻
I think that Alan is the main character of this series, while Charlie is the deuteragonist-turned true main antagonist, but that's my opinion!
1:50 I play E-Bass and that's so me when a girls asks me to play something😂😂
E-Bass? What is that?
It's sad that Alan didn't learn a single song from Charlie, but he kind of got the touch of piano by Charlie even though Charlie is not his blood brother
Charlie and Alan are blood brothers but I agree how is it that he didn't know one song?
Genius ! :'D
Alan was exceptional
I miss this show ❤️❤️❤️
Is it strange that when she asked him play something for me, I had this song play in my head - “if you got bugs.. if you got ants.. if you got bugs and flies and slugs and things that crawl” xD
hahaa, never noticed this before and I have watched all the seasons many times but alan giving her the bird=DD
Here you go 1 2 3 dollars hahahahahahahahhahhahahaha
Tori Kelly guitar and vocalist queen no gimmicks just raw talent 👏👏👏
0:46 my word 😱
This is sad, Alan pretends to be Charile.
Even though he left
Billy Joel veramente immortale e talentuoso
Fuck off
Summer Highland falls. I love these days. Vienna. Scene from an italian restaurant Downeaster Alexa Zanzibar. All about soul ecc ecc ecc
Chick knows he is lying about being someone and still gets in his car and drives off with him.......k
How TF do you (somewhat) know the music to "We Didn't Start The Fire" and you don't know the words?
Who's the girl, what's her real name?
It's Erinn Hayes :-)
PowNiels She looks a lot like Miley Cyrus... disturbingly so.
+Darnell Sanderson She looks like my first ever gf. Damn.
She's now playing Donna on "Kevin Can Wait."
that's were I've seen her before
Alan's voice is great 💖
Alan s voice is horrible and sounds g@y
@@danielul05so does yours
Funny thing is Alan played the piano better than Charlie as he never did actually play it.
Charlie wouldn't be caught dead drinking an Appletini
Alan (with toothbrush moustache): I met a girl.
Charlie: Was her name Gretel?
Alan: Yes!
CHARLIE AND ALAN LEGEND DUO 😀😀
That opening run was great! Alan should have just tried to kiss her after that, To go into trying to play was the death of the joke. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The reason the girl is wearing long sleeves and long pants is that Alan later discovers that her body is completely covered with tattoos! Even more than that girl, Isabella from season 3 had. Of course, the actress isn't covered with tattoos in real life. I find women covered in tattoos to be somewhat disturbing and my girlfriend is glad I feel that way.
Alexander Edward Pytko don’t worry, chicks with tattoos probably don’t find you the slightest bit attractive anyways
Alexander Edward Pytko Doesn't it also turn out that the girl was a NAZI DOMINATRIX.
lmao thanks for the extra info at the end
So I'm guessing you're a chick with tattoos.
Alexander Edward Pytko Nope. You're comment at the end was just quite random. Not a problem though.
Jon Cryer is the king of the show
That piano scene actually wasn't that bad.
"1 , 2 3 dollars."
"Give one to the the waitress"
The Immortal Mr Billy Joel From Greenday 😆 🤣 😂 😹
The girl is so pretty
-You wanna get out of here?
I didn't even think you could interpret that 2 different ways.
There is no medicine, magic, ritual or prayer in the world that can kill the fungus called Alan Harper!
"My real name is Derek. Brick... House... Derek Brickhouse." 😂
0:44 Looks like he's giving the finger here.
But Alan never understands the hint
I'm not a fan of how dense they make Alan. I get that he's supposed to be nerdy, but he has also been married and had sex. Even he should know that when the chick says "You wanna get out of here, it means together in that context..." I know, I know, real life logic and all that.
The chin on that woman makes Jay Leno wallow in pitty
chicks didn't like him as much when Alan was being himself..
but now that he has money.. roasties just line up.
Event Charlie couldn't play that good in the show
I'm at 2:45. I think she knew before they even went back to Charlie's house.
Hope Billy Joel watched this...
2 and a half men is like cherdleys of tv
Alan high pitched voice doesn't lie
0:46 Alan giving the finger on his left hand. And this video will get banned in 3... 2... 1...
What happened to the “schuin Hund” scene ?
Ryan start the fire 😂
Why did he say " why go to Danny's or Applebee " can someone explain to me?
There both great places to eat for a reasonable price
Those are cheap restaurants that serve cheap food for cheap prices. Alans cheap. Get it now?
Wow.
This is when Allie became Charllan
Come, let us Mercedes to the beach 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
At least Alan kept the show going for the last 12 years.
0:04 I just started watching this so I don't know how this is going to fall apart yet........ but...... the "lady" he's talking to at the bar, kinda looks like a "Dude".
Okay, I just saw the ending of this clip and it looks like I guessed wrong but.... how sad for Allen. I hope things turned around for him before the night was over.
He spent the night with Charlie but then went crazy, actually believing he was Charlie instead of pretending. Walden sent him to a mental hospital/stress clinic and after a few weeks he was normal (or just as wierd as he had been before).
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naw it sok but sometime the description spoils us before us watching
so just keep it brief next time or make it good
Alan reminds me of Kevin dorfman from monk in this
charlie harper and barny stinson is two guy a man want to be
Would have been great to see those two in a sitcom