Yes, totally agree with you and that's one of the reasons I didn't watched the show. It is ridiculous to watch a grown man act like a fucking idiot all the time. I know is just a show but it gets old to see him act stupid like that.
@@joshuaharding7363 I know exactly how horrible it feels when you miss a chance like that. I had a chance for MFF threesome and I blew it for the worst reason ever, I have just chickened out and called it off! Yeah, I am a moron, yeah, I still regret it.
@@sourabhkarmakar8040 yeh aaye hamare Hindustani Bhau... Dunia me kahi bhi kuch bhi... Bhale ek tv series ka joke hee ho... Inko offense pahle lena hai... 😆
@@ssgssbeet4133 this is season 1...we're talking about 2003...she looks nothing like this anymore..it's been 19 years, after all..she's now probably pushing her 60s.
Everyone worried about the hinges, there are 2-way hinges. Restaurant service doors for example and a simpler version is the swinging doors at an old saloon entrance. The thing to note is the door was left open when the first MILF entered the room but the door was closed when both MILFs left the room.
no Allen always was a dick. Episode one he already moved in the house before asking,while charlie was "entertaining" he f#$king clock blocking scene one.!!!
Well they were very common place all the way up till the late 70's in the southeast part of the Us and are still used in a fair amount in the US all over. You tend to not see it as much in smaller homes but definitely in a good portion of larger homes especially in the kitchen/laundry areas and even with nicer door designs in some main rooms that require a lot of in and out but need the door to stay shut for sound and air control.
Not unusual for a kitchen door to swing both ways -- especially in restaurants -- allows you to push the door open from either side with your hands full. Having a window in the door can help avoid collisions, but that wouldn't be as funny. Looks more like a dining room on the other side of the door, but it's a TV comedy, not a documentary on architecture.
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Season 1, episode 5 (Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump)
this scene just symbolizes Alan perfectly; Fucks everything up even when the odds are completely in his favor
The best description of Alan till date
Yes, totally agree with you and that's one of the reasons I didn't watched the show. It is ridiculous to watch a grown man act like a fucking idiot all the time. I know is just a show but it gets old to see him act stupid like that.
snatching defeat from the jaws of victory!
Deshaun Jales lol he a damn fool lol dwl
At least he was with Kandi the hottest girl in that show
"I hope you didn't start without me!"
_closes door with signature tushy wiggle_
That moment was pure gold!😂😂
And the tushy tuck
This and the surfer chick's butterfly tattoo were two highlights from Series 1
Sadly this was me in high school. Not picking up on signals. I mean dude could have nailed a three way.
nah better play it safe some chicks do it as a game.They love blueballing.
Hes had mutliple chances in thr seasons. He missed every one of them up
@@kaputasri or out of jealousy,they are always trying to manipulate stupid men!
@@joshuaharding7363 I know exactly how horrible it feels when you miss a chance like that. I had a chance for MFF threesome and I blew it for the worst reason ever, I have just chickened out and called it off! Yeah, I am a moron, yeah, I still regret it.
@@robislavovic826 it happens to everyone eventually
He's convinced we're writing a soccer newsletter... then we see Alans confused face. Perfect
You know I just realized Alan is actually good at something. His special ability is the ability to fail upwards.
Upwards?
Let him decide? He still thinks we are doing a news letter. LMAO
"He's here and it's Wednesday." Great line.
Yvan Sainvil...Is that line suppose to mean something?
PS casual sex!
@Amira Djiar stop it 😡
@@sourabhkarmakar8040 yeh aaye hamare Hindustani Bhau... Dunia me kahi bhi kuch bhi... Bhale ek tv series ka joke hee ho... Inko offense pahle lena hai... 😆
@@agarwalanirudh maine offence nahi liya , Amira Djiar copy paste karta hai sabke comments , isliye bola.
I like this earlier version of Alan better, then they really made him into a disgusting freak in the end.
I mean disgusting freak is a bit far 😂
agreed
I haven't watched the series in a long time, but I would argue that he actually became a freak organically and not by writers' wishes
Yeah you are right, I actually like this Alan, he is a real, great, respectable man.
@Amira Djiar why you didn't complete the sentence 😂 ?
They wrote Alan's character perfectly. Dude got in his own way more times than not.
Charlie walks in: "relax ladies, theres enough golden Harper rod for everybody"
It's so sitcommy, but at the same time has such a Carol Burnett feel and timing, especially with that last line! Love it
John Cryer did some great physical comedy on this show. And she did break him
Alan... never... never... never... NEVER mention "age" to any woman you meet, EVER!
Really? Must be an American thing. Every year more is one more reason to be grateful in life. Looking forward to my silver mane!
just tell a women they look younger than they accurately are, works every time!
@@buxxi90 yes it must be I dont even ask girls my age and I'm 21 everybody ready to get offended lol
I was joking at my client about her age and then they fired me from work.
Well, not as embarrassing as that time he said “you must be Boobers Mom.”
Although, at least that was somewhat flattering.
Poor Alan doesn't have a clue.
Even I, who have no social skills, could tell what was really happening.
Of course he doesn't have a clue.....cuz hes stupid!
Only Alan would mess up a situation with 100% odds of success.
Alan is that guy and doesn’t even know he is that guy! 😂😂😂
BTW the taller one was my acting teacher, she was actually so cool
OMG. Same. Not to kiss and tell, but did Tricia ask you as well for after class drinks? She had a tatse for the toyboys lol.
@@breakingrick778 well thanks for letting us all know! Where are her classes at by the way?.. he he
@@ssgssbeet4133 this is season 1...we're talking about 2003...she looks nothing like this anymore..it's been 19 years, after all..she's now probably pushing her 60s.
@@breakingrick778 "Taller" one. Do you know what "taller" means? That's Christine, not Tricia.
You don't even like him, do you??! Well, he's here and it's wednesday..... :D :D :D
Where are these woman when men want to get laid?
@@EmptyMan000 filming sitcoms
This is actually a really sad scene
The way she shuts the door at 1:23
SOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!
Hell yeah! 😮
Lol, Alan will blab his way out of this one 🙄
3:23 i fell off my chair i lost it
0:08
Man, even by the way she walks you just know she's up to no good😂
Soccer Moms = Being desperate makes them pathetic
Alan = Being pathetic makes him not even take advantage of desperation
"You know, it is getting a little late."
"Siddown!"
Etienne Aubert...best part! Lmao
Either Alan is beyond clueless, or let his chivalrous behavior (once again) get in the way of a Charlie-isk night of smiles.
The chivalrous thing to do when you encounter a horny woman is to F her brains out.
Clueless
The door opened towards inside when the ladies went inside the room. But it is shown as it opened towards outside when Alan was hit on face.
Door swings both ways, (maybe like the women). If you notice, there is no handle on either side for pulling the door open, only pushing.
"Hope you didn't start without me" then closes door with nice ass popping out. 😂🤣😂
Great clip from quite possibly one of the greatest sitcoms on tv.
That woman w/the short hair is marvy. Her timing and delivery just crack me up even if the line isn't that funny.
"You had me at Golden Rod"
"Ohh, everybody has you at golden rod."
Everyone worried about the hinges, there are 2-way hinges. Restaurant service doors for example and a simpler version is the swinging doors at an old saloon entrance. The thing to note is the door was left open when the first MILF entered the room but the door was closed when both MILFs left the room.
"Great, you broke him!"
If you didn't see the whole scene before, you'd think she's talking about a vibrator.
"You had me at goldenrod.." Hilarious 😂😆
The younger one is pretty nice actually and kinda cute who wouldn’t go for her
Apparently, Alan Harper!
The older one is better looking and sexier.
Alan’s was his own cockblocker! 🤣🤣🤣
Love the show .miss charlie
Knocky knocky, well I hope you didn't start without me, oops😂😂😂
competing over alan? these 2 women have serious problems
Brandy Passante
Don't be a player hater
😂😂😂😂
Never underestimate the appetite of horny older women.
You don't understand the satire.
Yes. Alan is good at snatching defeat geom the jaws of victory.
Ive been the oblivious guy before, some of us just ain’t getting your signals lol…
In my single days I would love to have this happen to me...lol
Men .... we must not let these signals go unnoticed. 💪
A like and a new subscriber is what you just earned
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PowNiels
Where can I find these women!
Tony Stark California..
When you find them “ let me know!”
Christine Dunford and Tricia O'Kelley
not in NJ
Chick in the blue had me at hello, lol
Yep
Agree....very cute with that short hair !
Knockie knockie lol
Such is the way of the world.
1:24 dat MILF ass!
Jean de La Fontaine So Positive!!
You know she did it on purpose right? :D
Charlie in the background like 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ Oh Alan… 😂😂
*After 10 years I realized I´m an Alan.* 😫
Oh come off it!!
At 2:46 the door was opening into the room while at the end it opened out of the room to hit Alan. Lolz
Who gives 2 shits whitch way the door swings,its about the way the Soccer Moms swing idiot!
back when women were after Alan but ends up screwing up XD
The 2nd woman had some hips
Her name's Tricia O'Kelley, just in case you were wondering haha
@@dez3540
She Was Again Co-Starring Jon Cryer in 2009!Movie.
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back when allan was the nice guy of the show
no Allen always was a dick. Episode one he already moved in the house before asking,while charlie was "entertaining" he f#$king clock blocking scene one.!!!
some times I wonder how he can so oblivious to the whole situation.
I'd would have chosen the short hair in a heartbeat. She even liked Alan and saw him more than just a fling. She was a sweetheart.
If he had played it right he could of had a 3-way.
The nice things you have to tell someone just to get into their pants. 😆 What a drag!!
Alan is the only person that I know that can fuck up a wet dream.
So the door opens inside and when Alan is eavesdropping at the door, it opens outside, never seen houses have single doors open both sides
Did you notice an door handle on it? No?! ... there you go.
Well they were very common place all the way up till the late 70's in the southeast part of the Us and are still used in a fair amount in the US all over.
You tend to not see it as much in smaller homes but definitely in a good portion of larger homes especially in the kitchen/laundry areas and even with nicer door designs in some main rooms that require a lot of in and out but need the door to stay shut for sound and air control.
We had one when I was a kid. Totally practical.
I’d go with the second one!
Okay watch carefully, the door opens inside the room when both women go in and when alan is at the door it opens outside.
Not unusual for a kitchen door to swing both ways -- especially in restaurants -- allows you to push the door open from either side with your hands full. Having a window in the door can help avoid collisions, but that wouldn't be as funny. Looks more like a dining room on the other side of the door, but it's a TV comedy, not a documentary on architecture.
A freakin door that opens both sides
Fairly common place...
We all have been Alan one time in our life
Arent these the same characters from New adventures of an old Christine???
Only the one in the blue pants, though there is a resemblance between the other one and Alex Kapp Horner.
i love that show gott to watch all 10 seasons
In earlier seasons, it was still worth it
You broke him 😂😂😂
Only he could screw that up so hard
"Great you broke him"
No dear, he was broken way before that.
The door opens inward when they go in but when they come out it opens outward
Ever hear of 2 way hinges
This is like a Naughty America videos
Ana faris would have been great for the actress in blue, but she did a great job in this character
The one in blue would've won that battle in real life by a mile!
can't get through the full vid
You broke him😂
I so pray I don't miss signs like Alan 😂😂😂😂
I think the first woman was on an episode of Seinfeld playing a European saleswoman. The episode where George buys the “swishing” suit.
Love a good old fashioned cat fight.
3:23 lol
My faver Two and Half Men
Never will they ever make a show like this one
2:45 .....door open inside... Not outside
Some doors can open both ways. ... just sayin'
Watch the (non-existent) door handle. It's a "swing door".
3:23 Normally people get hit in the fore/head, how did Alan get hit on the nose
what are the names of the two ladies?
Christine Dunford and Tricia O'Kelley
Alan misses his chances for a three-way. TWICE.
Two women fighting for Alan but he still didn't hook with any of them
Are you getting enough calcium?
*Bones are made of calcium and there's a huge one in me...*
Best scene lol
Great! You broke him... 😂😂
I wouldn't forgive 🙏 myself if I've broken someone like you.
Great! You broke em!
It’s important for women of your age. Of course Alan would say that! 💀💀
3:22 you died!
Who lets the door open outwards the room?
Every episode shows you why alan was divorced
great you broke him hahhahahahaha
Six inches for the editorial. She might not have a clue, but I think I know how she got off topic
When it comes down to been clueless when it comes to flirting woman, im still Alan and im 33 😂 😭
i prefer the short blonde girl at 2:14 LOL
Gold !
You broke him ............like a toy😂