He is a fuck head who pretended to have a big dick. But.... Homeless people for the most part are fucking animals. Never appreciate what's given to them, always asking for more and doing nothing to get it. I used to not hate them until I moved to Austin TX.
@@chazzmccconnell2191 right, if he had any semblance that he thought he had a joke, he would have yelled it 4 times while giggling and then explain that he doesn't believe he's doing comedy and then refer to what he said as a joke and then say that he has razor sharp wit that he's devoloped through doing radio since 18.
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Everyone gets cold, but after airballing your first 15 shots, you'd think youd just sit back, play it safe and live to fight another day, but screech was just unphased by his bombing. Or oblivious
Ah, these older shows are really cool to listen to, especially 12 years later, when you know what ended up happening to all these secondary guys. Like how Gay Marko (going, of course, by his birth name, Steven) later became a Sirius XM intern, worked his way up the ladder, and became the producer for the Opie and Anthony show.
Man, Screech bombed as early as 5:15. He never really got in sync with the boys, coupled with the fact that he isn't a very good comedian, this had disaster written all over it. What a horrendous hour and a half of radio.
Lol at 33:40 Ant goes "Ya know Norton, you are going to be the one that gets thrown off the air." Which is entertaining to hear in retrospect considering Ant was the first to go and Norton is the last man standing.
59:30 Screech: "They see me with the facial hair... They're like, 'That's not Screech. Guy looked like he went down on it and came up with it, come on.'" [crickets] And cut.
I'm trying to figure out what the hell he is talking about in that part? Something about oral? It was just so weird and awkward and I don't really get it.
He's implying his beard looks like pubes. But he said it in a weird jaunty way so you focus on the wording and not the actual joke, plus it's just hacky lol.
I can't believe the number of calls telling them to do something else. I mean, yeah it was bad but the last thing I wanted was for it to end. This was some of the most compelling bad radio ever, and Gaffigan was Hilarious.
Dude, thanks for uploading the entire segment. I have multiple pieces of this audio, but not the whole thing. I like guys like you who upload O&A audio. Its an entertaining show....and you're an American hero with large testicles. Case closed.
I saw screech when I was in college up in canada, he was doing a set at the campus bar. It wasnt quite a monologue, it wasnt quite a stand up set, he was just talking for an hour and I totally forgot what the topics were. I was an asshole at the time, during question period at the end I asked screech "how much did they pay you to do this?", Ppl laughed, screech wasnt too happy, he replied "a hell of alot more than you think buddy" something along those lines. A few months later he stabbed someone in a bar.
Wow he really did bomb but i have to say not just at a shitty act but at life...On a scale of losing i feel like a 5 yr old with a plastic knife staring up at a samurai
For people saying Opie is worse than Screech. Opie saved this whole segment. Screech was bombing, Gaffigan was offering nothing. Opie knew how to be the bad guy and turn the show around by eating Screech. He is evil Zeppo Marx.
Jim Gaffigan's Beyond The Pale special changed my life in middle school...my friends and I would listen to that shit all the way through on CD and die laughing. Hoooooooot pockets.
a lot of things Screech tried didn't go over, but Gaffigan was appalling as well. The whole "annd cut" bit wasn't helping. All he was doing was pointing out the train wreck and just standing back and letting it happen. He could have tried to do something, but he wouldn't. And a lot of the jokes Gaffigan tried didn't go over either. The funniest thing Screech said was calling out Gaffigan on his hack sex bit. Didn't help that opie was just dumping on all the great Pedophilia material
The best cringe is like 4 or 5 screech bombs in..saved him on them all but one to this point...and then screech comes with the fart noise line and they just begin to lose it
I remember listening to this. The final days of my summer session in college, and i was getting ready for class while getting dressed. I actually felt very uncomfortable just listening
Ant as dice is a thousand times funnier than the real dice
If you listen to dice very rarely he is funny as fuck
Search for the episode with dice and stanhope. Ants awkwardness is priceless.
Theres no Ant as Dice without Dice... so...
Screech Chipperson
@A RITE AID Did you notice the "aand cut" from Gaffigan after that?
@A RITE AID and the best username goes to you. For the second year in a row.
Chip is waaay more likable and charismatic than Screech
The French guy was the best part of the whole thing. 53:20
Screech died from cancer apparently and this is how I'll always remember him.
Now, he's the funniest he can be.
Could've sworn he died here on air
Screech bombs at 3:14, 6:55, 7:25, 7:32, 7:55, 8:15, 9:30, 9:43, 9:55, 10:03, 10:15, 10:20, 10:55, and then I stopped paying attention. It's exhausting how he falls flat on his face literally several times a minute.
50:31 is pretty bad
55:16 was my fav, ant cringing in the background 😂
He is a fuck head who pretended to have a big dick. But.... Homeless people for the most part are fucking animals. Never appreciate what's given to them, always asking for more and doing nothing to get it. I used to not hate them until I moved to Austin TX.
45:15 is straight painful. What a tool lol
47:35 was BRUTAL
The irony of opie saying “you can’t say how much money you made. They’ll hate you even more” is hilarious
Screech: Im doing comedy down at McGuires
Opie: Comedy?
The subtlety..That was funny af
I can't help but wonder if Opie even realized it was funny.
@@chazzmccconnell2191 right, if he had any semblance that he thought he had a joke, he would have yelled it 4 times while giggling and then explain that he doesn't believe he's doing comedy and then refer to what he said as a joke and then say that he has razor sharp wit that he's devoloped through doing radio since 18.
@@khalifwriter.7765 Nah, he’s really funny when he’s being mean to shitty guests. Other than that he’s useless.
@@khalifwriter.7765 would he have?
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Louis said it best... Comedy doesn't have a polite way of saying "no thank you"
11:06 Anthony's "saved by the bell" as neil diamond
you're doing a great service to society by uploading O&A segments. Kepp up the good work
Everyone gets cold, but after airballing your first 15 shots, you'd think youd just sit back, play it safe and live to fight another day, but screech was just unphased by his bombing. Or oblivious
Re-listening to this O & A and re-reading your comment and it still literally makes me laugh out loud. Great comment maaaaaaaaaaaaaan
"I've never been in a room experiencing flop sweat". Jim Gaffigan = genius!
Under handed comment with massive damage
41:55
Ah, these older shows are really cool to listen to, especially 12 years later, when you know what ended up happening to all these secondary guys. Like how Gay Marko (going, of course, by his birth name, Steven) later became a Sirius XM intern, worked his way up the ladder, and became the producer for the Opie and Anthony show.
Then Opie turns on him, has him fired and banned from the building then he later kills himself. Basically the trajectory of the show itself.
(Jimmy or Anthony as) Steve: YES!
That's terrible, I'm sorry.
@@alicedanger woah what? What happened
@chrisnygonzo121809 that's terrible I'm sorry
Christ I've listened days and days of O&A episodes, but I've never heard the wheels go off as bad as this
Yet Opie laughed his ass off at everything Vic Henley would say. Ponderous
Man, Screech bombed as early as 5:15. He never really got in sync with the boys, coupled with the fact that he isn't a very good comedian, this had disaster written all over it. What a horrendous hour and a half of radio.
53:20 French guy phoner LOL
Lol at 33:40 Ant goes "Ya know Norton, you are going to be the one that gets thrown off the air." Which is entertaining to hear in retrospect considering Ant was the first to go and Norton is the last man standing.
Robby Cutt Norton is know doing shit with Sam and that ufc guy.
actually he said" you are the one thats gonna get us thrown off the air.
He didn’t say that at all? He said he’d be responsible for all of them getting taken off the air
"Everytime your show come on, I destroy the TV!" Oh my god Frenchie killed it haha.
yeah like he has that many TVs. SMH!!!!!!!
59:30 Screech: "They see me with the facial hair... They're like, 'That's not Screech. Guy looked like he went down on it and came up with it, come on.'"
[crickets]
And cut.
...AND PUNT!
I'm trying to figure out what the hell he is talking about in that part? Something about oral? It was just so weird and awkward and I don't really get it.
He's implying his beard looks like pubes. But he said it in a weird jaunty way so you focus on the wording and not the actual joke, plus it's just hacky lol.
@@ScudX lol.....theres a deep cut for ya. Nice one.
He can’t structure a joke. It isn’t even a terrible premise, It’s just worded terribly.
Yes, and it's clips like these on youtube that originally got me in to the show, so it benefits them and Sirius/XM.
I wish Patrice was in this interview
To be fair, Screech actually said a couple funny things; he is a zillion times funnier than Opie could ever be
Insane that opie is giving advice to jimmy about not letting people get to him
LEAVE IT ALONE
What's *INSANE* about that? Opie would know...
I can't believe the number of calls telling them to do something else. I mean, yeah it was bad but the last thing I wanted was for it to end. This was some of the most compelling bad radio ever, and Gaffigan was Hilarious.
Quality cringe.
R.I.P. Screech🙏🙏
Opie loves Jim Gafigan. What a surprise.
Opie saying "who cares... This show stinks" may be the funniest thing he's ever said
The French guy fucking killed me.
And Gaffigan killed it.
They should make him a permanent staff member and just get him to call in to insult guests they dont like. He was fucking hilarious.
Times like these are where Opie is awesome...'I think it went wrong at 'Hey guys, it's Dustin'
Welcome to the fourth dimension
Legit spate tea on my phone what a dork
Dice on ice, funniest segment Ant plays as dice, I still been looking for that pod!
This clip needs chip
tsss yeah grab some doritos or sumpthin tss
Rip Dustin Diamond... It should have been Mario Lopez.
Y
Was listening to this two weeks ago. Now he's gone. Damn.
Muah! 👌 👨🏻🍳
This is the most delicious clip.
Lol. I liked my own comment. Home run. Tsst
I love how once Dustin left, the show suddenly came to life with stuff to laugh at and talk about. What does that tell you about Mr. Diamond?
Dudes dead bro
@@FallKingPepe what? He died? When
I didn't even know he was sick!
@@FallKingPepe he said that 9 years ago, when he was alive still
@@michaelg4074 Thanks for the clarification, Professor
i mean screech was shit and all, but at least he took a stab at it
+ILIKEWALLS Fucking HILARIOUS. GOOD FORM!
I miss Patrice
Gaffigan RULES. Screech stinks.
Wow 2002, thanks for this
So awful that it's amazing. This is why I love O&A!
In hindsight this is gold, only because I’ve never seen so many bombs in such proximity
car crash
I get a weird feeling that Screech’s cancer was caused by this appearance. RIP
Boooooooo
@@jessdckey7712 RIP🙏
Dude, thanks for uploading the entire segment. I have multiple pieces of this audio, but not the whole thing. I like guys like you who upload O&A audio. Its an entertaining show....and you're an American hero with large testicles. Case closed.
Yeah this show was soooo much better before satellite.
Jim’s line “but where’s the lake” had me rollin. This was a scary day for em.
Hey, I know that Law + Order episode, I have it on DVD.
I feel bad for screech he actually had two or three lines that I think were very funny, specifically when he was talking about the striptease movie.
RIP Screech
Diamond left and then Gaffigan carried the bomb torch after. Jesus H Christ, put the paper, put the paper down.
13:44 "Yeah, feed 'em. Great." made me lol
Funniest joke in this clip is Ol' scream-at-instant-feedback-Op telling Jimmy he can't let people get to him
It all goes downhill for screech at 20:10
To play devil's advocate, Dustin actually had a couple very funny lines in this segment.
I saw screech when I was in college up in canada, he was doing a set at the campus bar. It wasnt quite a monologue, it wasnt quite a stand up set, he was just talking for an hour and I totally forgot what the topics were. I was an asshole at the time, during question period at the end I asked screech "how much did they pay you to do this?", Ppl laughed, screech wasnt too happy, he replied "a hell of alot more than you think buddy" something along those lines. A few months later he stabbed someone in a bar.
He's an insecure douche. Or rather WAS. I don't let the fog of funerals make me see someone in a rosy light. He was an irredeemable asshole.
Dayum
@@suburbanindie how did he grow up?
@@suburbanindie you think maybe his insecurities were the result of his character
@@Lyrakilllike most people? Probably lol
LOL @32:50. Occasionally Opie scores.
Dustin Diamond died of lung cancer? I could have sworn it was funny bone cancer
Gaffigan is even funny when he's not funny.
Wow he really did bomb but i have to say not just at a shitty act but at life...On a scale of losing i feel like a 5 yr old with a plastic knife staring up at a samurai
#Oz as a sponsor, hell yeah
RIP Dustin
Who's worse screech or Opie
I’ll give you an answer 5 years later lol. Opie was at least funny once in a great while, diamond was a piece of shit his whole life
Oh my god I’d heard of Frenchie but never the real guy. He was so funny. I want a Frenchie complication plssss
Insane that Kreskin outlived Dustin Diamond. Guy was diagnosed in January, dead on the 1st of February. Good lord.
Funny thing is, this is one of the best episodes because of how bad it bombs! And Gaffigan kills it. "Aaaaaannnd cut."
For people saying Opie is worse than Screech. Opie saved this whole segment. Screech was bombing, Gaffigan was offering nothing.
Opie knew how to be the bad guy and turn the show around by eating Screech. He is evil Zeppo Marx.
No
Welcome to the fourth dimension.
Anyone else here after hearing Dustin Diamond passed away. RIP Dustin
Yes and i only came for the comments. This is a classic gem but I feel kinda human right now.
@@jessdckey7712 Eewwwww
@@user-og6hl6lv7p cool you talk like Jimmy. STOP and grow a personality
We lost a legend way too soon
@@peted7925 yeah kinda like your joke buster. Comedy gone too far!!!!!!
11:41 I wish I could make this Dice noise as well as Gaffigan does
1:10:45 Chippah??
Opie wishes he had half of Screech's jokes
42:35 Jesus Opie hahaah fucking brutal
Jim Gaffigan's Beyond The Pale special changed my life in middle school...my friends and I would listen to that shit all the way through on CD and die laughing. Hoooooooot pockets.
46:25 😳 I guess they did fumigate
Breaking News...I outlived Screech.
Hell, so did Kreskin
a lot of things Screech tried didn't go over, but Gaffigan was appalling as well. The whole "annd cut" bit wasn't helping. All he was doing was pointing out the train wreck and just standing back and letting it happen. He could have tried to do something, but he wouldn't. And a lot of the jokes Gaffigan tried didn't go over either. The funniest thing Screech said was calling out Gaffigan on his hack sex bit. Didn't help that opie was just dumping on all the great Pedophilia material
43:11 Beautiful.
The best cringe is like 4 or 5 screech bombs in..saved him on them all but one to this point...and then screech comes with the fart noise line and they just begin to lose it
I remember listening to this. The final days of my summer session in college, and i was getting ready for class while getting dressed. I actually felt very uncomfortable just listening
Great story
@@heySTUPIDassha brutal
Its horrible. Why, then, do I listen to this at least four times a year?
2:20 Anthony says “Opeoni” xD
June 7th 2002. . . Damn
jim gaffigan is lucky Screech was thier , or this vid would be called " Jim Gaffigan Bombs"
Nah. Screech is a black hole.
46:15 that didn’t age well
The Pope as a teen probably walked around playing enigma on his discman
I’ve been on a dustin binge
RIP lol
Wow what a in funny guy
Why does Opie hate Screech so much?
i dont like how this headshot of screech looks like a more jewy ari shaffir somehow
20:20 is just mind-numbingly awful
That’s where it begins 😂
Abe vigotta LOL
lmao dude is locked up now
Update: now he is dead
And that Dustin Diamond boy grew up to be Than.
is Paul Riser next?
50:57 dump button lol
Jim Gaffigan was hardly any better
If Ant had ever accidentally impregnated his ex the kid would totally look like screech.