I mean.... he technically didn’t invade any country he just made his boarders *SURROUND* every single country. But he didn’t invade. No laws were broken. This is entirely legal.
See this is why I enjoy watching Techno’s vids. He makes the most funny things serious. Like how he analyzed the WHOLE FIGHT him vs. Dream. And he explained the triangle 🤣 So satisfying.
That awkward family moment when you and your dad are put on trial and your brothers the judge and the youngest is in the jury screaming to take away your land.
This man took over the whole world in a few hours but it was actually only a distraction so he can win a fucking potato farming war. What a legend. -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
I remember when I first started watching Wilbur, it was awhile ago Around the time he made the series with his fish, and the randomized block island thing But I used to be scared of Techno Like, he seemed to be the biggest antagonist in every video he was it *turns out, he's just an orphan slaying pig boy*
I love your techno design sm all i see nowadays are inspired by sadist which is fine but yours is very well drawn and rather unique also i love this animatic with all my heart
I loved Phil and techno sliding down the ice lol also you portray his sense of humor so well 😂 I've been subbed because these little animations make my day lol 💜💜💜pogchamp
Your animated interpretation and art/animating skills combined with techno being hilarious as shit is just going to become so amazing one day that it's going to collapse in on itself and create a black hole or sum shit
I’ll try to remember to watch it... first I need to catch up on literally everything else lmao. Unus Annus ends in two weeks and im behinddddddd. Oh and i still haven’t watched the festival...
This is a very unpopular opinion but SMP Earth just had a _vibe_ to it that kind of makes it a bit more fun to watch than Dream SMP. I think it's Techno being more at ease because the roleplay aspect wasn't really too relevant.
Everyone: Techno took over the world!!!!
Me: So? Whats new?
@HX - 09MR 711631 The Woodlands SS *unsubscribed*
Remember, he conquered it... AS A DISTRACTION FOR SQUID KID
Just casually conquer a world for potato tactics
@@nuke_lord_2747 potatoes are more important that the fate of the whole world
Techno: Conquring the world would make squid think im farming less
Clearly, there's no better distraction than _world domination_
Y e s
'which crime has been committed?'
'you've just invaded every single country on the map.'
still one of my favourite lines from SMPEarth
Well it’s not a crime, it’s not stated in the rules
He won SMP Earth and was punished for it
mine is:
That man just shot god
@@boy_of_war Its always the winner who gets punished isn't it
@@duck1sgood you see the thing is Tommy, good things dont happen to heroes.
The Other World Leaders: You just invaded all of us at once!
TechnoBlade, Emperor of Earth: Can’t invade what you already own 😎
Lol
*His Imperial Majesty, Lord Alexander "Buy my merch" Technoblade, the First Supreme Ruler of Terra
The Antarctic Empire shall rise again
He Needs to find an ice biome. If he does, everyone would join him Just for the memes.
Yes.
On Dream smp?
@@manatster it was on smp earth but perhaps if phill ever joins...😳
This did not age well
My favorite TV show: 'How I concurred the world ". 10/10 would watch again.
I know this bugs people, but... It's conquer
@@nazrarain1452 thx for the spell check. I'm really dumb. :)
@@kellyybho That means something slightly different from what I meant
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"I'm think it'll take me two, maybe three hours to completely subdgate this entire planet" -Technoblade
A way with words yk
I don’t know why I like this so much
I do, its a masterpiece! Duh
“If you take over the world, someone’s gonna declare war on you Techno,”
“Yeah, we’ll we’re are they gonna live?”
TRUUUUUUUUUU
I mean.... he technically didn’t invade any country he just made his boarders *SURROUND* every single country. But he didn’t invade. No laws were broken. This is entirely legal.
Video: “random guy”
Dinkster: **sad German noises**
I didn’t watch smp earth but now I want to
You should, it's quite the ride XD
pssst, the smp earth streams are on the past livestream if you didn't know alreadyy
i usually just watch techno's summaries but the streams from his POV are pretty good
@@ksprdotexe you should try to watch it from all POVS there is a lot that happened when he wasn’t on
@@dcchaos6409 i've been watching a bit of wilbur's so i just might :)
when you and your dad are put on trial for conquering the world
And your well meaning boomer grandpa
While your brother is the judge
as your younger brother instigates for the death penalty.
What a nice family outing in france✨️
Why is techno so damn good at conquring worlds someone explain plzz soon the earth will be called technoearth SOMEBODY HELP
I well take technoblade as our new overlord
@@youngbloodbanana3376 yes he will end the world then make a new one TECHNOEARTH WOOOOOOOOOO
Quite simply, he knows how to use the system to his advantage in every situation.
“You took over the entire planet, we’re gonna arrest you”
“Uhh, you’re all on my land, and I don’t like that, give me money”
Techno is 1000 IQ
See this is why I enjoy watching Techno’s vids.
He makes the most funny things serious. Like how he analyzed the WHOLE FIGHT him vs. Dream. And he explained the triangle 🤣
So satisfying.
actually it's the opposite, he makes things that are supposed to be serious funnier but still being serious
Ancient China is the only reason Dream lost
i wish you added the best line "hippity hoppity get off my property" but this is still beautiful goodjob!
Techno:I USED TO RULE THE WORLD
Alternate title:
Technoblade and Dadza commit world domination and were put on court. (The judge was judge Judy)
My favourite phrase:"Hippity hoppity, *get of my property* " XD
I was just watching Techno a minute ago 😂
This feels so different now but it’s still funny
XD this is amazing,, Techno’s method to take over everything is great and the animation is perfect in depicting it
thank you!!❤️
That awkward family moment when you and your dad are put on trial and your brothers the judge and the youngest is in the jury screaming to take away your land.
This man took over the whole world in a few hours but it was actually only a distraction so he can win a fucking potato farming war. What a legend.
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
“I used to rule the world~“
Ah, good times
Dad and son do heartwarming bonding trip to conquer the world.
Dinkster Daily...DINKSTER DAILY...”some random guy?!”
shame.
My favorite technoblade quote of all time is hippity hippity get off my property
Darn it technoblade always takes dibs on the planet earth
I love how techno is drawn
Also, techno is so chaotic its beautiful
I remember when I first started watching Wilbur, it was awhile ago
Around the time he made the series with his fish, and the randomized block island thing
But I used to be scared of Techno
Like, he seemed to be the biggest antagonist in every video he was it
*turns out, he's just an orphan slaying pig boy*
Has Dream taken over the world no? Yes he kind of did irl, but techno did it with Ph1lza, that’s better
wait why did SMP earth even happen
he claimed the Earth on discord before it even started
Yeah like he claimed dibs first, no law was broken
No crime had been committed
It's all legal
"some random guy"
that is THE DinksterDaily, excuse you
I love your techno design sm all i see nowadays are inspired by sadist which is fine but yours is very well drawn and rather unique also i love this animatic with all my heart
Thank you!♥️
Lol techno rlly said “🖐🌍🤚” in the first secondzzz
Everyone: All of that for a couple diamonds?
Techno: *yes*
Father and son bonding
Thank you for making this and everything you do
techno: i used to rule the world
I loved Phil and techno sliding down the ice lol also you portray his sense of humor so well 😂 I've been subbed because these little animations make my day lol 💜💜💜pogchamp
I KEEP FINDING MORE OF THESE, HOLY ARE YOU SO UNDERRATED :( but i loves this animatic smm
Wow, you draw techno so well.
This was great! It seemed longer than just a minute thirty seconds :)
Can we all just appreciate how iconic Technoblade is?
Domination!!!
Technoblade: *conquers world*
Technoblade fans: Just that? Didn't conquer the galaxy?? Smh😤 /j
And now he opposes the government. That's a 180 turn
Dinkster is my favorite random guy
Who knew all you had to do is call dibs on everything
Wow they called dinkster a random guy
The random guy is iskall if you’re wondering
Wasn’t that Dinkster?
@@deadchannel1943 really? Sounds like Iskall to me
TH-cam: how many times are you going to watch this
Me: yes
i love the complete ear piercing noises you chose to put in. very great for my eardrums.
"i used to ruleeee the world, chunks would load when i gave the word"
1:04 absolutely brilliant
"world conquest is a long process, i think it will take me at least two, maybe 3 hours"
you forgot
techno youtooz
*Techno Youtooz*
*TECHNO YOUTOOOZ!*
POG
What a throwback the algorithm bring this to me man its been 2 yrs of this video...
The transitions sealed this as one of my fav animations
Omg- this is such a throwback to smpearth... I miss this...
Yup, that's about what happened.
Your animated interpretation and art/animating skills combined with techno being hilarious as shit is just going to become so amazing one day that it's going to collapse in on itself and create a black hole or sum shit
I don’t understand anything in this clip, i love it, keep up the great work!!!
Go back and watch SMP Earth then. It's a great time.
SMP EARTH AHHHHHHHHH
Watch smp earth, its where tommyinnit became freinds with techno and gained his popularity too
I’ll try to remember to watch it... first I need to catch up on literally everything else lmao. Unus Annus ends in two weeks and im behinddddddd. Oh and i still haven’t watched the festival...
@@certifiednerd542 I get how you feel. I am months behind on Unnus Annus and my college applications don't stop until Nov. 15
I wanna die
Remember this like it was yesterday
AND THEN HE STOLE THE MOOOOON
Hippity hoppity get out to my country
-Technoblade
i cant believe you referred to dink as "some random guy" THE AUDACITY
2 to 3 .... hours to conquer the world
He’s not just some random guy! That’s dinkster!
I though the title was gonna be “throwback to the time technoblade actually uploaded”
Hipperty hopperty get of my property
You should make an animation of when techno hunted Quackity! Its also a hilarious throwback
0:33 the falklands in a nutshell
Man,
I miss smp earth
I love your art style.
Actual documentary of Alexander the Great from another reality where he lives past 35
Hippity hoppity get off my property
I expected him to also conquer mars smh
alternative title : pig on steroids seeks power and then decides to take the world
Not dinksterdaily being called some random guy lmfao
This is great tho
My brother : Why did Techno take over the world?
Me : To confuse his enemy in a war
technically they were on technos land right there... so they should have gotten off it
Ooo
The random dude was dinksterdaily sksksk
Lmao rip the random guy was Dinkster Daily
Ah yes, those were the good times
Only techno would assume taking over the world takes 2 - 3 hours tops XD
nooo dont call dinkster a random guy DINK NOoOooOo
YO ITS THROWBACK THURSDAY YALL REMEMBER WHEN TECHNO CONQUERED THE WHOLE FRIGGIN WORLD
This is a very unpopular opinion but SMP Earth just had a _vibe_ to it that kind of makes it a bit more fun to watch than Dream SMP. I think it's Techno being more at ease because the roleplay aspect wasn't really too relevant.
I was there when it happened, Tommy had his hair
I bet his plan would 100% work in real life
If you want I can send you some other videos to take some ideas
Yeah that is totally what I want.
In all fairness, he called dibs.
I love this
YOU ADRE REFER TO DINK AS A RANDOM PERSON