Irish Women Relationship Life Hacks 2022 | Jarlath Regan | Standup Comedy

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 พ.ย. 2022
  • 22 years of marriage to an Irish woman teaches you certain things. Comedian Jarlath Regan's standup comedy routine about meeting and falling in love with his Irish wife captures what is so special about the threatening nature of relationships with the most wonderful women in the world. Irish women are amazing. This material is dedicated to Jarlath's wife Tina. He didn't perform these jokes in his wedding speech thank God!
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  • @brianthesnail3815
    @brianthesnail3815 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Sounds like my wife of Irish decent. I brought her a big bunch of roses one day for no particular reason than I love her and her instant response was "what have you done now!?" 😍

  • @mattholland8966
    @mattholland8966 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I know just what he's saying. Went through 2 years of quarantine with my wife. Did pretty good only had 1 fight. Of course, it lasted 24 months, but not bad!!! Hehehe

  • @juliang8676
    @juliang8676 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I love the pride in his voice right at the end when sharing her response of 'I've managed it'. fucking fantastic

  • @brucefreadrich1188
    @brucefreadrich1188 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    26 years married and the most useful thing I have learned is the phrase: "You look like you've had a hard day, Babe. Would you like a foot massage?"
    Costs nothing. Many points gained, many sins forgiven. You can even watch T.V. while you are doing it.
    Seriously gents, I am giving you gold here.

    • @rosequartz4102
      @rosequartz4102 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      This is true. I will put up with a WHOLE LOT of immature man bulls**t in exchange for a foot rub, and tv is a bonus, though I must control the remote and he (potential he, I'm single again) must act as though he's having the time of his life for 20 min. So many brownie points and special favors in their bank!!

    • @yourenotwrong3511
      @yourenotwrong3511 ปีที่แล้ว

      I taught gay marriage was illegal 26 years ago

    • @yourenotwrong3511
      @yourenotwrong3511 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@brucefreadrich1188 yes it sure is 😂

    • @arsplastiques
      @arsplastiques ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This works on my guy as well. Feel-good touch is a powerful tool, and for those who like to have their feet massaged, it's like gold coins are raining from the sky.

    • @michaelodonoghue7464
      @michaelodonoghue7464 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I met My Housemate in 1998 and touching her anywhere beneath her Knees is an absolute No-No.
      Kicks like a horse if I even so much as mention Foot Massage.

  • @michaelodonoghue7464
    @michaelodonoghue7464 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I said “you’re the most beautiful woman on the planet”.
    To which she responded “what about on other planets?”

  • @rosequartz4102
    @rosequartz4102 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    You know when you're small and your mom says, "don't make that face or it'lll freeze that way"? It's not true because the squinty smile you made is an exact replica of my face probably three dozen times a day but I choose to use it 😂

  • @JoolsVoiceOver
    @JoolsVoiceOver ปีที่แล้ว +26

    No one cuts like an Irish wife lol :0) xx

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "I couldn't love you any more"
    "Try"
    "You're the funniest person I know."
    "Fuck off"
    "Do you think I'd stay with the same person for 22 years if they weren't the funniest person I know?"
    "I've managed it."
    😆 🤣
    I'm starting to understand why so many of my forefathers couldn't help themselves when it came to Irish women. I'm moving to Ireland.

  • @thegrantkennedy
    @thegrantkennedy ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Jarlath, that was another great bit! Love your stuff!

    • @jigserdotcom
      @jigserdotcom  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks man. That’s really kind of you to say.

  • @wasylbakowsky5199
    @wasylbakowsky5199 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This guy is super funny!

  • @lisabenson
    @lisabenson ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hilarious! So much fun-thank you.

  • @TheSuzberry
    @TheSuzberry 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love this!

  • @abernhard3487
    @abernhard3487 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If you didn't know the answer to the not very bright questions you seam to ask, there is no help for you... 😂

  • @ScottMansfield
    @ScottMansfield ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Jarlath, are you sure it isn't your missus that should be doing stand up :)

    • @jigserdotcom
      @jigserdotcom  ปีที่แล้ว +34

      She definitely needs a writing credit😂😂

    • @ScottMansfield
      @ScottMansfield ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jigserdotcom Tell her she's your pimp, for extra kink. I never said that, and I was never here...

    • @rosequartz4102
      @rosequartz4102 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They could do a TH-cam channel of increments of their lives and I'd hella tune in!

    • @Tomm9y
      @Tomm9y ปีที่แล้ว

      She's trained him well and slighly trusts him do it instead of her. There's probably feedback involved!

  • @fallen605
    @fallen605 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Luv don't tell on the Irish ladies luv we have stayed a beautiful secret

  • @bob7975
    @bob7975 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Heavy sarcasm has been an art form in Ireland for thousands of years. It's how they ran so afoul of the British so early, and stayed that way forever.

    • @SearchIndex
      @SearchIndex 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My mom is Irish I’m English …I approve of this comment 😂

  • @patricklarkin6936
    @patricklarkin6936 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Good man ,I buy a ticket to see ya

  • @crazycatlady183
    @crazycatlady183 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    👍🏼😂

  • @heathermcdougall8023
    @heathermcdougall8023 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Marrying and Irish man , when you are a scots-Irish mixture yourself, and way too lte you discover you re 3rd cousins!!

  • @BostonBoss
    @BostonBoss หลายเดือนก่อน

    ☘️🍀🇺🇸

  • @MrBrownnn696
    @MrBrownnn696 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmfao..

  • @solracer66
    @solracer66 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    99% of that applies to Russian women too except they aren't as polite about it, lol.

  • @suburbohemian
    @suburbohemian ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My BFF is half-Sicilian....and she could outdo any of those Irishwomen replies, trust me.

  • @yasdnilknarf1885
    @yasdnilknarf1885 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He married a woman I thought he was gay

  • @wallacegrommet9343
    @wallacegrommet9343 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They can’t cook.

    • @ladyraven3418
      @ladyraven3418 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now, now. Don't make me link you a video of Kay's Cooking. Such a lovely English rose of a culinary master...

    • @fallen605
      @fallen605 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Luv not only can we cook clean take care of our children we still can make our men feel like men becarful with the Irish woman only thing a Irish man fear's luv have a beautiful day and remember Irish eyes are always smiling

  • @pomx2900
    @pomx2900 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Is there anything else to his bits other than the " being Irish is sooo hilarious " shtick, that's been boring the non Irish for decades?.

    • @jeffinphx517
      @jeffinphx517 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's a great story teller.

    • @connclissmann6514
      @connclissmann6514 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Makes one wonder why do you bother watching / commenting, if you find it that boring?

    • @ricebeansrockroll882
      @ricebeansrockroll882 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Congrats, you told the algorithm you like it