I love that the Nerevar keeps glancing from his game to Dagoth all distracted, and that his gaze lingers on Dagoth after he dies on the boss fight because he's not doing anything anymore.
Ah yes when your dad comes in drunk into your room at 3am and rants about some explicit situation and you nervously keep playing on your computer so you don't anger him further 😢 God speed Nerevar!
*Nevevar tries to smoothly get out of the situation* Dagoth Ur the God: "IS THIS HOW YOU HONOR THE SIXTH HOUSE, AND THE TRIBE UNMOURNED??" Nevevar: "Wait!!!! I just needed to go to the bathro--"😱💀
@@ShasOSwoll I bet there are strict rules which Dagoth Ur (the god) has set to keep the chamber door closed to prevent this. You don't want your farm tools opening your rig every time you are grinding for levels to clean it up from that gunk and ghoul ashes.
I honestly thought the poster of this video was full of shit, but I read them all and well..Uh, I am appalled from what I saw in those books. What in the fuck was she thinking?!
You mean nerevar (the argonian) be playing terraria(the game) in dagoth ur (the building) while dagoth ur( the god) rants about the real barenziah (the book)
@@littleregg3164sorry for the delayed response. I'll try again. Gotta love TH-cam. Basically Akrash is a sword that belongs to a Dunmer noble. His daughter is in love with Kahjiit that he owns. The Kahjiit takes the sword almost every night and raids the surrounding areas. The daughter then repairs the sword so nobody notices.
Dagoth Ur is right about his work, though. Did Dagoth Ur ever betray the Seven Ash Vampire Lords? No. Did Dagoth Ur switch sides and leave the Dwemers to their fate? No. Dagoth Ur rewards those who are loyal to him.
Say, didn't Barenziah have a daughter? It's been awhile but I heard Karliah in the thiefs guild is Barenziah's daughter due to her purple eyes. Most dunmers have red eyes with the exception of Barenziah and Karliah.
Karliah is Barenziah's granddaughter. Karliah's mother, Dralsi Indoril, is the child of Barenziah and Drayven Indoril. Drayven was a Dunmer thief (disguised as a bard under the pseudonym Nightingale) sent by Jagar Tharn, the antagonist of TES: Arena, to find the Staff of Chaos. Interestingly, Drayven Indoril is rumored to be a descendant of Nervar Indoril. All this is to say, Karliah has a very interesting family history.
It was actually Barenziah's nord boyfriend the one who got his tongue cut off and the khajiit she had to fuck to join the thieves guild the one decapitated.
It was the abortion that really bothered me in that story. I at least understand that Imperial Law uses tongue cutting and death for theft, and neither of her friends were innocent. At least the punishment was rendered for an actual crime. Dagoth Ur made me realize, though, what that ending really meant. Barenziah APPROVED of her servant's actions, hence why she married him. The version I read censored the actual pornography.
I mean, yeah, the risk of an illegitimate claimant is present, but can't you just sterilize the kid? Who would back a aimant who cannot produce heirs? In the ES universe, that can be done without the pain it would take in RL. Or, you know, you could do.the right thing and adopt the child. Barenziah's kid was not the Emperor's firstborn, after all. My point is none of that makes abortion okay. From putting the kid in a monastery to gelding to simply leaving him with peasants, there are plenty of ways that don't involve YEET-US DAT FETUS.
@@90skidcultistYes, but Tiber Septim's legit heir his grandson Pelagius I was killed by a dark brotherhood assassin shortly after being crowned forcing the Septim dinasty to be continued by his closest relatives.
Since we have Voice AI and the new Unreal engine is now more accessible than Source Film Maker, it's only a matter of time before someone makes a Seinfeld style buddy sitcom with Dagoth Ur and 12yo NEET Argonian Nerevar.
okay that was closer to home. Why you ask? Well about 6 or 7 years ago, I let a friend crush at my house for a weekend. After some bull shit got him kicked out of his home. That Sunday at 3am, I was finishing a game when he bursts into my room, higher then a space station, ranting about this book he read and forgot about in his bag, Tell dawn... Well I just sat at my pc. waiting for him pass out, or stop talking. So I could go to bed.
Well... Hopefully, he never finds... "That", like what the actual realm of Oblivion. I bet that's why my sibling turned to Argonians harder than I do with some of them lizard folk.
I love the idea of Dagoth Ur and the Nerevarine being roommates(lovers?) And Dagoth just constantly barges in to his room to rant about random shit when the Nerevarine is just trying to play games(probably with Azura)
That was the most depressing read when I was a kid. Fucking the khajiit was so gross to me, I couldn't move past that. Ruined my otherwise favorite dunmer character.
He got so upset when the power went out, I can only assume the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned didn't pay the bill? And he talks so much shit about everyone else being inferior.
Geez. Calm down Dagoth Ur. You weren’t the one in the middle of a game when the power went out. I think the Nerevarine has a right to be more angry than you. Especially when you bombarded him with your unsolicited diatribe against a historical character, your points may be spot on, but still he didn’t ask.
i actually love Barenziah's character. shes like the cool chick that is always out of your grasp and making you go crazy with some of her decisions, yet her charisma and likeability just overrides everything. plus the really sad childhood that she questions was ever even real. its actually well-written and especially when you contrast all that with her as a grandma in mournhold, shit is just fire yo. fuck skyshit and anybody who likes that pleb slop
I love that the Nerevar keeps glancing from his game to Dagoth all distracted, and that his gaze lingers on Dagoth after he dies on the boss fight because he's not doing anything anymore.
That's such amazing detail. Hell yeah!
I love the fact that Dagoth just accepts Neravar being an Argonian at this point
Thats his brofriend of course we would too
He has no choice, so he redirects his anger and blames Azura.
At this point i think The Neravar as an Argonian is cannon in my book
Ah yes when your dad comes in drunk into your room at 3am and rants about some explicit situation and you nervously keep playing on your computer so you don't anger him further 😢 God speed Nerevar!
Too real
Daddy dagtoh has been sipping the angry juice 😢
Aside from the angry daddy rant, why are you still gaming at 3am in the morning? Have you been chugging Monster like it was water?
Beta talk. I be either refuting or contributing to the drunken rant for about 10 minutes before I openly back out because I need to sleep, G.
*Nevevar tries to smoothly get out of the situation*
Dagoth Ur the God: "IS THIS HOW YOU HONOR THE SIXTH HOUSE, AND THE TRIBE UNMOURNED??"
Nevevar: "Wait!!!! I just needed to go to the bathro--"😱💀
I am loving Nerevar's gamer setup, Dagoth Ur (the god) was very nice to set it up for him!
Dagoth Ur (the building) must have a good internet connection.
@@ShortArmOfGod Yeah, I'm surprised all the ash from Dagoth Ur (the volcano) doesn't interfere with the signal
A "farm-tool" couldn't have set it up on its own...
@@ShasOSwoll I bet there are strict rules which Dagoth Ur (the god) has set to keep the chamber door closed to prevent this. You don't want your farm tools opening your rig every time you are grinding for levels to clean it up from that gunk and ghoul ashes.
I actually read those books before once, and I was like, how the hell did this get past the developers??
I honestly thought the poster of this video was full of shit, but I read them all and well..Uh, I am appalled from what I saw in those books. What in the fuck was she thinking?!
The developers DID that
It’s a book from Daggerfall by Marilyn Wasserman, namesake of Mara
i ew ew ew remember fapping to it
@@PasteurizedLettucemara endursed this
Coming up next: "Dagoth Ur reviews the 36 lessons of Vivec, book 14 BLOWS his mind!"
That would be hilarious
Dagoth ur is speaking straight sense on this book ngl.
So Nerevar destroys the heart, and instead of killing Dagoth Ur, moves in with him to listen to him rant about books. Seems legit.
I only wish it was canon
Prophecy be Dammed, the tribunal stabbed in the back and demand he reincarnate and kill his friend? Screw that.
The best part is He’s so disgusted he called upon Azura.
Barenziah is the vanilla storyline
The Real Barenziah is a depraved Lets Play by someone that install 'those' mods
All things are true thanks to the dragonbreaks
The funniest part is that it’s canonically approved by barenziah herself as well as her son who was the king at the time
@terriblecompany1588 No, that'd be the Biography of Barenziah, she actually tried to take The Real Barenziah off of the shelves
Meanwhile, Argonian Nerevar doesn't hear anything as he has his headset on
I like how neravar is just playing a game also why does he have bad dragon headphones
You know why
Nooe
He had a hat in the crypto episode
you dont want to know
I didn't see that at first
Nerevar do be playin' some terraria while Dagoth Ur (the God) has a meltdown
You mean nerevar (the argonian) be playing terraria(the game) in dagoth ur (the building) while dagoth ur( the god) rants about the real barenziah (the book)
Don't let him read the Last Scabbard of Akrash.
Does Cure Disease potion help on that?
@@Taistelukalkkuna depends on how far along it is.
Whats that one about
@@littleregg3164sorry for the delayed response. I'll try again. Gotta love TH-cam. Basically Akrash is a sword that belongs to a Dunmer noble. His daughter is in love with Kahjiit that he owns. The Kahjiit takes the sword almost every night and raids the surrounding areas. The daughter then repairs the sword so nobody notices.
@@captainnoob4 ohh yeah he'd blow a gasket
Bad Dragon Headphones, my lizord has the drip
0:20 that’s how I like em.
I like the Archer moment when dagoths eyes go big when he says "wow, that's brutal as fuck"
i knew it was only a matter of time b4 Dagoth Slur found out about the real Barenziah
Dagoth Slur 💀
Hes the one difficult roomate that has charm and hss some well meaning intentions behind all that sass and jadedness
i love that we never need to voice nerevar because he's a lizard
he speaks and only dagoth ur (the god) can hear
Dagoth Ur is right about his work, though.
Did Dagoth Ur ever betray the Seven Ash Vampire Lords? No.
Did Dagoth Ur switch sides and leave the Dwemers to their fate? No.
Dagoth Ur rewards those who are loyal to him.
#Dagothdidnothingwrong
Can't wait to read his new book.
My final Dream.
Nerevar has some good taste playing Terraria.
All they need now is the calamity mod and they won't leave the house for a year.
I loved your videos they make me laugh and the scripts are awesome, love the relationship da goth and Nareivar have in these scenarios
you can meet queen berenziah in morrowind too
Ya know...
Lord Dagoth is full of points.
Say, didn't Barenziah have a daughter? It's been awhile but I heard Karliah in the thiefs guild is Barenziah's daughter due to her purple eyes. Most dunmers have red eyes with the exception of Barenziah and Karliah.
Karliah is Barenziah's granddaughter. Karliah's mother, Dralsi Indoril, is the child of Barenziah and Drayven Indoril. Drayven was a Dunmer thief (disguised as a bard under the pseudonym Nightingale) sent by Jagar Tharn, the antagonist of TES: Arena, to find the Staff of Chaos. Interestingly, Drayven Indoril is rumored to be a descendant of Nervar Indoril. All this is to say, Karliah has a very interesting family history.
@@destino1984 Too bad she is a thief. By right she has the position to unite restore Morrowind.
Yeah, Morgiah, little sister to Helseth and Queen of Firsthold in Summerset Isle by marriage.
She does eventually have a couple other kids.
It was actually Barenziah's nord boyfriend the one who got his tongue cut off and the khajiit she had to fuck to join the thieves guild the one decapitated.
I had to scroll way too far for this
@@Oppenheimskr Me too. Tells me most people have never actually read the books or don't know shit about the lore.
@@TheoLogiCultist after watching the next vid, I think it might’ve been a nerd test? Just checking to see if we were paying attention
It was the abortion that really bothered me in that story. I at least understand that Imperial Law uses tongue cutting and death for theft, and neither of her friends were innocent. At least the punishment was rendered for an actual crime.
Dagoth Ur made me realize, though, what that ending really meant. Barenziah APPROVED of her servant's actions, hence why she married him.
The version I read censored the actual pornography.
Hey the Emperor had to do it to preserve the bloodline.
@@Azraelseraphim No, Adultery, and having a bastard who may want the throne one day, were the core reasons.
@@90skidcultist Thats what I meant though.
I mean, yeah, the risk of an illegitimate claimant is present, but can't you just sterilize the kid? Who would back a aimant who cannot produce heirs?
In the ES universe, that can be done without the pain it would take in RL.
Or, you know, you could do.the right thing and adopt the child. Barenziah's kid was not the Emperor's firstborn, after all.
My point is none of that makes abortion okay. From putting the kid in a monastery to gelding to simply leaving him with peasants, there are plenty of ways that don't involve YEET-US DAT FETUS.
@@90skidcultistYes, but Tiber Septim's legit heir his grandson Pelagius I was killed by a dark brotherhood assassin shortly after being crowned forcing the Septim dinasty to be continued by his closest relatives.
1:19 that part is wrong.
The one with the cut tongue was "straw", an imperial i believe.
The Khajit is the one beheaded.
0:38 My (Dunmer/Dagoth kid) Nerevarine slowly try to hide his journal full of drawing of Ahnassi. "Yeah, whatever you said Pa."
i completely broke the moment i noticed the bad dragon logo on nerevars headset
Incredible, all of these videos. Thank you, Slur
Two books telling almost contradicting versions of the same events is... what history buff love reading about the past.
I love your videos, and the animation with Nerevar and Dagoth Ur.
She may live in a castle, but she will always be for the streets.
It was the Nord friend who got his tongue cut out.
His name was Straw
I remember the Nord losing his tongue and the Khajiit getting decapitated.
Some of those lore books were pretty crazy.
ah yes, just what i needed.
Will the Real Barenziah please stand up?
Could be worse, he could have read one of Marquis De Sade’s works (AKA The Real Life guy they literally named the term _Sadism_ after.)
You know you fucked up real bad when even Dagoth Ur is disgusted by you
**HOLY MOTHER OF DAEDRA**
Since we have Voice AI and the new Unreal engine is now more accessible than Source Film Maker, it's only a matter of time before someone makes a Seinfeld style buddy sitcom with Dagoth Ur and 12yo NEET Argonian Nerevar.
Awww Nerevar plays terraria!
I think it was the other way around, the khajit had their head cut off and it was the other guy that had their tongue cut out.
Based Dagoth-Ur spitting facts.
Wow I wasn't expecting him to get that agro about it XD
No, his Terraria save!
I just noticed, Nerevar has a Bad Dragon headset.
God, it only gets worse when you realize their first son is the poster boy for Hlaalu stupidity.
I just love that the nerivar is playing terraria
Honestly... same reaction I had Dagoth...
I just remembered that a dunmer could've been next to the throne of the empire
this was amazing! dagoth ur just ranting and distracting nerevars gaming! lmao
Nerevar playing Terraria is based
No one's going to comment on the sticker on the headphones?
Nevervar has some good taste in games
When I read NTR.
I was worried you were done when we didn't get it on Sunday :)
everloyal? EVERLOYAL?
okay that was closer to home.
Why you ask? Well about 6 or 7 years ago, I let a friend crush at my house for a weekend. After some bull shit got him kicked out of his home.
That Sunday at 3am, I was finishing a game when he bursts into my room, higher then a space station, ranting about this book he read and forgot about in his bag, Tell dawn... Well I just sat at my pc. waiting for him pass out, or stop talking. So I could go to bed.
Dying to fishron? Really Nerevar?
Wasn't it the cat that got killed and the nord who got his tongue cut out?
Actually he cut the Khajiits head of and the nords tongue out.
Man, im here so early.
Well... Hopefully, he never finds... "That", like what the actual realm of Oblivion. I bet that's why my sibling turned to Argonians harder than I do with some of them lizard folk.
Yes Nerevar plays Terraria
2:42😂😂😂
Alright, I'm reinstalling Skyrim just to read 4 books and no reason to ask which 4.
Is nerevar playing terraria?
Too many books I need to find the series lol
I love the idea of Dagoth Ur and the Nerevarine being roommates(lovers?) And Dagoth just constantly barges in to his room to rant about random shit when the Nerevarine is just trying to play games(probably with Azura)
That was the most depressing read when I was a kid. Fucking the khajiit was so gross to me, I couldn't move past that. Ruined my otherwise favorite dunmer character.
I learned the correct pronunciation of Barenziah yay
Based.
What’s weird is this is oddly in character for Ol’ Dagoth!😂
Reading Rainbow, now hosted by Dagoth.
Nice headphones
Nerevar being a Terraria player? Based.
Hell yeah Terraria
Lmao nice Nerevar is playing terraria
this was pure art
Ummm actually Straw the nord had his tongue cut out and the khajiit was beheaded 🤓
Wasn't she manipulated by the Khajiit? I don't think it was so much lovers as much as it was blackmail
So why is nerevar an argonian in like almost all of these channels
Nerivar playing terraria??
He got so upset when the power went out, I can only assume the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned didn't pay the bill? And he talks so much shit about everyone else being inferior.
Is that terraria?
I with Dagoth, this is messed up.
I mean it is Imperial Propoganda Dagoth
he has the speech pattern of trump lmao
And here's Nerevar, just trying to enjoy Terraria.
Geez. Calm down Dagoth Ur. You weren’t the one in the middle of a game when the power went out. I think the Nerevarine has a right to be more angry than you. Especially when you bombarded him with your unsolicited diatribe against a historical character, your points may be spot on, but still he didn’t ask.
Didn't listen at all, just tried to see what Nerevar is doing in Terraria.
it is sad that the books are censored in Skyrim so you can't read the more lustful parts he referred to.
First
You think Nerevar and Dagoth ever have unintentional gay moments?
i actually love Barenziah's character. shes like the cool chick that is always out of your grasp and making you go crazy with some of her decisions, yet her charisma and likeability just overrides everything. plus the really sad childhood that she questions was ever even real. its actually well-written and especially when you contrast all that with her as a grandma in mournhold, shit is just fire yo. fuck skyshit and anybody who likes that pleb slop
I could easily fall for a lady like Barenziah. I feel bad for Straw but it could have been me as well.
hmmm4_4 Goood show kinda nice