Story 1: It took only 2 minutes for me to start having the urge to reach through the screen and slap some sense into that ghastly woman. As an Australian, the confusion with Austria was quite funny because in real life those two countries are often confused by ignorant people. And Australia is a huge continent, so how did that nutcase figure to track down her prey? BTW, Kylie is a popular name here, so the OP's name is a nice touch.
a few years ago, I read an article about an escaped kangaroo. in austria. yes, a private zoo had kangaroos and one escaped. was quite funny. oh, and there was another article about a letter that was bounced 6 times between austria and australia because both postal services decided that the letter was meant for the other country. greetings from austria to australia. beware of dropbears and I make sure to not get hit by a drop-mozart ;-)
@@robertheinrich2994 , So the letter did some kangaroo hops back and forth between two hemispheres. Impressive. BTW, I don't think we'll ever live down those darn dropbears.
There are people in the United States that don’t realize New Mexico is a state, and not a different country. I wish with all my heart that I was making that up. *sigh*
I kinda got one,,,, sorta, but not really. we basically drove to the midwest, got 2 dogs and drove back to the east coast lol. they were the best puppers so we made the right decision
Right? My husband and I will be married for 6 years this year and we never had a honeymoon instead we had super hot intense love making for a freaking week…. Best. Week. Ever. Lol
@@KittenLovens420 that's pretty much the point of a honeymoon, isn't it? only you were smart and didn't spend hundreds or thousands on hotels and went straight into the festivities :D
So am I, would have done that to a woman, that my aunt is friends with, but the woman still acts as a high schooler and the female person isn't nice to everyone
"A housewife is a housewife"? In that case he should walk up to a random neighbor's home and demand that the lady of the house do his cleaning. That would make as much sense.
I thought the reason why Mason was mean to Amy cause, he doesn't like her only to found out that he took his anger out of her all because, Amy decided to marry his brother instead of him.
Why in the world would Mila think that she would be invited on their honeymoon? Weird? Mila is crazy. Australia? Mila just shows up somewhere in Australia? Nonsense. Second story: So Mason thinks Amy, his SIL, should clean HIS house (well his mother’s house)because she’s a housewife? Uh, she’s not your wife Mason! Even if she was your wife she’s not your slave. Yep, Mason is insane. Mason and Mila should hook up. Why didn’t the mother give Mason the ultimatum 10 years ago? Amy is correct. This IS ridiculous.
Alien country! As an Aussie I’m highly offended.🤣 Our English is perfectly easy to understand. It’s our slang that’s tricky. Also we never throw ‘shrimp’ on the barbie because we call them prawns here.🤣 I do agree with the comment about the spiders and the snakes though, the huntsmen here are often the size of the palm of your hand. 😬
The second story, all she has to say is if you want a housewife to clean for you, then get married. Then hang up and block him. Call his mom and your husband to deal with him. Send them screenshots of the texts so they know what he said. A heavily pregnant woman doesn't need to deal with that stress.
My sil is in her fouth month of her pegentcly, if anyone cousese stress on her, there will be heck to pay l, by me , because I, as the sil will bring down the wrath of God on that person who could couse the miscarrige, that happen to my cousin, before she safely devived a little girl, someone coused stress to have her mscarry twins, it was horrible, but now luckly my cousins have two cute little girls, but they are not twins
@@jaclynsanture6643 that's terrible. I'm glad she's ok now with precious children. She's so lucky to have you to have her back. I was terribly stressed when I was pregnant. It would have been nice to have anyone run interference for me.
Story #1: Mila mistook Austria for Australia. Wrong move, mate! Story #2: At Texas Corral, you drink outta jars that share their name with the antagonist here.
Fun fact: I used to work in an intellectual property law firm in Vienna _Austria_ and they had to send original documents with signatures all around the globe. It really happened at least once a month that documents reached us several weeks late because they were first sent to Australia before being sent on to Austria due to some mislabelling. And the senders were other law firms, not some presumably uneducated potatoes.
@@fraupfefferschote3663 I just hope that they never name anyplace in Australia "Vienna", that would confuse things (Canada has a Vienna, and the USA has loads of them. I think because everyone wants to share their name with some place famous!)
Story 1 Yup, sure does sound like my stalker. That woman was out of her flipping mind. Any sort of look of discomfort from me towards her was interpreted as affection. Even when I screamed in her faces about how much I hate her, she just looked at me with star-struck eyes and tried reaching out to kiss me. When my friend told her to listen carefully to WHAT EXACTLY I WAS SAYING she finally realized how nuts she was. I must have sounded like Charlie Browns mother to her. Well, while hearing romantic music like in any cheesy movie. Urgh! Also. We from Sweden often get mixed up with Switzerland. How can you mess that up?! Google exist! Use it, Karen!
The word friend ,do these people really understand what it means,ypu want to break up someones marriage,stalk them that's a friend? Well dam what is an enemy ?
I'm very impressed that the American VA's pronounced 'Melbourne' the Australian way: Mel-burn. None of that toffy British 'Mehl-borne' here! Also yes great health facilities, but our wait lists for some are just as long as elsewhere 😬 And Mila gets a punch for that ohhh-so-done-to-death 'shrimp on the barbie' comment. 🙄😛 Also its just 'mate', not 'me old mate' - no Cockney here either! 😄
In Story 2, who all agree that Mason needs slap?! Because 1 Amy is pregnant, 2 she's married to his brother! And 3 he's a freak! I'm glad Connor got involved and glad that mother in law kicked him out because I was worried that she would have been badly been treated by Mason to do what he wants and I'm glad she is nice to Amy and never wants to do with Mason ever again. Seriously I really felt like I wanted to slap him and he had the nerve to tell her, he'll be her husband like wtf! I hope dude never gets married at all!
After I had my appendix removed I learnt a valuable lesson. Don't go 10 pin bowling 7 days after being operated on. It was old school surgery and not pin hole.
@@cybercat29 yeah, the Huntsman spiders can get pretty big, but, are not venomous and very handy to have around. As you say, great pest controllers. They usually just go about their business and not cause any problems. (Although I did have one come sit on my hand once. Didn't realize till I moved and it jumped off. Scared the ---- outa me!!! 🤣 But, I'm pretty sure it was just being friendly. Didn't bite or anything. )
Story #2: When Mason tells his brother "you were the Victorian." What a hoot. He should have said "Valedictorian." The two words are nowhere near sounding alike.
He is a lazy bum, that is what, he will just order Amy to run around, couse a miscarry and not feel horrible about it, he will just yell at her to get him another beer
It is so weird for Mila to think that Kylie would invite on their honeymoon and I would feel sorry for the kidnappers. And in story 2 she is Connor’s wife not his so he has no right to tell her what to do also he is such a freak, seriously what is wrong with him ?
Story 1. The friend is not a true friend. Just tell her no. Also you can go no contact. She sounds a bit delusional. She will cause trouble. Could give wrong information about the honeymoon. Like when you go, where, and other plans. Leave her hanging, if she can't understand what no means then go your own way.
I said it before and I'll say it again: "If you don't want to live in someone else's shadow, then stop walking in their shadow and make your own path instead of trailing after them."
First Story comment: Mila needs to get help for whatever attachment disorder she's got and on behalf of crazy women everywhere WE DON'T KNOW HER😂 Second Story comment : Appendicitis can be an easy recovery WHEN IT'S CAUGHT IN TIME AND DONE CORRECTLY.... I almost didn't. Botched appendectomy at 12 and I'm now 40.
@@cybercat29 Long story short the Dr just didn't listen to my mom about a family history of being deathly allergic to penicillin. He also made me wait until the time he had the OR booked AFTER IT BLEW UP inside me. Needless to say that he fled a malpractice lawsuit
Our Mom (my siblings and I) went to the hospital when her stomach was feeling sore for a few days only to find out that she had a ruptured appendix 😥 She was so lucky to have gotten to the hospital when she did 😥 Mom was told that she was the oldest patient the hospital had for a ruptured appendix at 78 years old 😧
My cousin had an seousis apenatices, luckly my dear sianted aunt, who had been a nurse pathetioner knew he wasn't feeling well, this was the day of my cousin's high gradution and he was rushed to surgey that very day
Yes, that is what Op said, the female person is a Huge stalker, she must have done that to her husband when she saw him the first time, but he was on a date with another woman
My daughter just said she thinks Mila has played too much June's Journey. (Daughter is 15) That Mason guy in the second story sounds like he is off his freaking rocker.
"I'm not ready for all this!". Jackass, life doesn't give a damn if you're ready or not. You live or perish. But at least Mason got it together. Hopefully this new lady can keep him grounded and crack the whip as needed.
Now honestly who can say that they have not once in their life ever confused the names of those two countries, especially as a kid just starting to learn world geography?
8:49 -9:56: And finally, there it is. Wondered why she wanted to invite herself so badly. Talk abour delusional. 15:45 - 16:26: That psycho doesn't even know when to give up! And the gall too!! Edit: Moral of the story: Sometimes, listening to your heart isn't always the best idea.
It was the comparing herself to Jesus as a reason to have Tim that made me finally lose it. The man was chased across the land, outlawed for his beliefs, challenged so many times, whipped, beaten, falsely convicted and betrayed by his own people, all for a death that he didn’t deserve and was only so humans had a way into Sky Daddy’s home, but yeah, Mila, go off on how an international trip and divorce means a woman should give up her husband so you can trap him in your cave and make him rise after three days, ya bonkers b*tch!
If you're going to follow someone and only know that they're going to Australia, you know, an entire CONTINENT, wouldn't you at least find out where on the continent they are?
Says she can sense things why can't she sense that she's not wanted? And why do she want to go and somebody honeymoon isn't you're kind of crazy. Now where is she suppose to sleep, with them in there room? THAT IS A NOPE FROM ME! She thinks someone will kidnap her, LOL THEY WILL THROW HER BACK! If she that good why can't she becomes a private detective.
Re: story 1 - it sounds like Mila is delusional and is not truly grounded in reality. Instead of jail or prison, she could use some court-mandated time in intensive therapy, and perhaps medication to ease her more obsessive symptoms. This woman is a danger to herself, obviously, and while this has the potential to escalate badly, putting her under a psychiatrist's care would help in her recovery, as her life is also being ruined by her delusions.
Ok so she would have a hard time understanding people in Australia because of their accents even though they do speak English, but she somehow thinks going to a place where they speak German would be easier for her. Oi.
As I married my hubby while I was drunk on an overnight stay to Gretna Green in Scotland. Where they did same day marriages. Yet to me I was meeting up with some of my biker mates. Yet next morning my proud new hubby showed me our marriage certificate. I ripped it up & threw it in the roaring fire. Then I pack my bag an jumped in my car & went to France. For what I thought was a rather drunken weekend. Turns out it was 2 weeks & my boss reported me missing to the police lol. When I got back to UK. I had to apologise to my boss an explain what happened. He laughed his head off. An told me my drinking would get me in trouble one day. Yet married to a guy I wasn't even dating was not what he expected. I said me too that's why I ran for the hills lol. I kept my job. Just. Then 6 months later I'm out drinking & bump into MY "hubby". Next morning I wake up & he's in my flat. Apparently we did the deed. 3 months later I'm pregnant with OUR first born & only daughter. We go on to have 2 sons. We now have 4 grandsons too lol. A weird way to start A marriage I know. Yet it's worked out well lol. We married in 1985. An still going strong. Although we never did have a honeymoon together. Might do that soon. As we getting on in years now lol
Mila: " What if i get abducted!?"😢 OP: " God! I hope so!🙏 And don't worry, Tim and i will be fine!🤗 Once i put on a Teddy Pendergrass song, we'll forget you even existed!🤔 We'll just turn off the lights and get cozy!😂😂
Yikes , 😬 Connor and Mason’s father must’ve been certainly something to be treating his wife the same way Mason is treating his own SIL while she heavily pregnant yikes. Where the heck did Mason get the idea of talking about He’s OP’s husband now and is sitting there barking orders at her expecting her to be like his indentured servant because the OP and Connor have a mutual relationship and healthy relationship.
Good afternoon all, hope you’re having a nice Tuesday and if you have time to spare please join me for today’s Apple Texts Shot Mini-Game! Your rule for this double-game is “take a shot of your chosen food or drink every time you wonder ‘why don’t we introduce Mila to Mason?’” Two awful people making each other miserable instead of their respective spouse;family ... also, ‘saying strange things’? FFS woman just TELL HIM THE TRUTH-oh, she told him in the end ... but points off for not blocking him! I’m about to eat a nice late lunch (a can of meatballs 😋😋😋) with my afternoon cuppa (of course), but play it your way: food or drink, hot or cold, meaty or otherwise, so long as you enjoy it you’re playing it right! Cheers ☕️🍝 Stay safe, go hug your furbabies and remember: you are all awesome 💙🐱💙
Good morning, I will be having breakfast of porridge, almond milk, and coffee, and please give your dear sweet furbabies hugs and kisses for me from Burnaby, British Columbia, Canada 🤗 💖 🇨🇦 😻💖
story 1: i think jail time would be a good option.that or the parents arrange something where she either accepts being committed to some form of place like a rehabilitation facility with people with similar or same problem and they work with her on getting help. plus if she met people who are learning that their idea of love through stalking is not healthy for them and for the people being stalked maybe she might realize she messed up big time. that and if she tries to leave or escape she will have violated some sort of court order and have to go to jail. either well it'll be a lesson for her to realize her choice of actions are wrong .
I had an inkling that Tim was lying, when he and his colleague were talking in the cafe about his honeymoon, he was basically lying to stop Mila from following them on their honeymoon.
Have the words "none of your business" ever crossed anyone's mind? If Kylie had said this from the beginning she probably wouldn't have to deal with all the drama and irritating texts from Mila later on. Also as a bonus, MIla might have felt so insulted by the response that she stopped trying to be her "friend" altogether.
Good evening Tuesday night from Australia (not Austria). My question is: "Where in Australia?" "Oh, Sydney?" Sorry, I'm in Broome/Perth/Cairns/Darwin (basically anywhere 3+ hours and thousands of miles' flight away from Sydney). It's a big country, people. Kind of like landing in New York when someone's in LA, comparatively speaking. ETA: Typical Yank can't understand perfectly good English.
Wow a good husband compilation. Kylie and Amy lucked out having their husbands on their side. Also love when the OP sounds like Bernadette shes the best 😂
I actually did laugh out loud at that one - and scared the cat. I think these stories are neither written by native English speakers nor performed by them, so there are a number of funny errors included. Think of them as Easter eggs to find, that way you aren’t annoyed by the sloppy writing.
@@pinkmonkeybird2644Aww 😻💖 Please give your dear sweet kitty hugs and kisses for me after you gave them hugs and kisses after apologizing for accidentally scarying them 😻💖
the first story someone needs help big time. if she having these sorts of delusions constantly that's a big sign someone needs to check into some place. second story...wait so this dude Mason wants his brother's wife to come over to his house to clean. she not is wife. she doesn't live there. yet he says that's "her responsible as a housewife"" like bloody hell that goes beyond being misogynist. and he just lashest out at his brother while he does nothing with his life. The dude has the heart of a neckbeard.
I wouldn't have told Mila anything. I would've... _skirted_ around the truth. "You know, you haven't found me yet. You're in Australia, but that's a big place. Unless you come knocking on my door, you haven't found me yet. Good luck." And then I would stop responding entirely.
Story 2, You were the victorian? in high school? Did he mean valedictorian? Let alone what he expects from his sister in law. Mason is so oblivious to the world.
lu·di·crous adjective so foolish, unreasonable, or out of place as to be amusing; ridiculous. "it's ludicrous that I have been fined". As compared with ludacris..an American rapper. LOL
“What if I get kidnapped?”
“Is that an option”
Love that retort 😂
Oof, there isn’t enough ointment in the Northern Hemisphere for that sick burn 🤣🤣🤣
They’d set her free in an instant, annoying woman.
@@LadyLeomonNope 😅😂🤣
"I'd feel bad for the kidnappers!"
Holding my stomach laughing
Story 1: It took only 2 minutes for me to start having the urge to reach through the screen and slap some sense into that ghastly woman. As an Australian, the confusion with Austria was quite funny because in real life those two countries are often confused by ignorant people. And Australia is a huge continent, so how did that nutcase figure to track down her prey? BTW, Kylie is a popular name here, so the OP's name is a nice touch.
a few years ago, I read an article about an escaped kangaroo. in austria. yes, a private zoo had kangaroos and one escaped. was quite funny.
oh, and there was another article about a letter that was bounced 6 times between austria and australia because both postal services decided that the letter was meant for the other country.
greetings from austria to australia. beware of dropbears and I make sure to not get hit by a drop-mozart ;-)
Gotta watch them drop-bears and the drop-mozarts! They be sneaky creatures! 😂
@@robertheinrich2994 , So the letter did some kangaroo hops back and forth between two hemispheres. Impressive. BTW, I don't think we'll ever live down those darn dropbears.
@@citadelofwinds1564 yes, the dropbear is as much a vile creature as the haggies, the wolperdinger and the lindwurm. just stay away.
There are people in the United States that don’t realize New Mexico is a state, and not a different country. I wish with all my heart that I was making that up. *sigh*
Lol, "nobody gets married without a honeymoon." OK, my husband and I never had one
I kinda got one,,,, sorta, but not really. we basically drove to the midwest, got 2 dogs and drove back to the east coast lol. they were the best puppers so we made the right decision
it really is amazing, isn't it?
Right? My husband and I will be married for 6 years this year and we never had a honeymoon instead we had super hot intense love making for a freaking week…. Best. Week. Ever. Lol
@@KittenLovens420 that's pretty much the point of a honeymoon, isn't it? only you were smart and didn't spend hundreds or thousands on hotels and went straight into the festivities :D
I never had one. Unless you count going to McDonald's 😂
I would give her false information just to mess with her, but I’m only petty online like that 😅
So am I, would have done that to a woman, that my aunt is friends with, but the woman still acts as a high schooler and the female person isn't nice to everyone
Same!
I'd tell her to take a damn hike, it's none of your business.
I save that level of pettiness for special occasions and this DEFINITELY qualifies as a special occasion lol.
Tell Mila they were in Coober Pedy, that would keep her occupied
In my family, acting the way Mason did towards his brother's wife is a damn good way for one of us to wind up an only child.
Dummy is a loser that is 28 and never worked a job because he depended on living with his mommy and playing video games.
Exactly. Isn't Mason worried about Connor kicking his a$$?
Connor is lot more polite than I would be! There would have of been a LOT of F bombs flying around
The whole "I dont understand Australian English" is hilarious
Australins Do speak English, but with a strong accent
@@jaclynsanture6643 everyone has an accent. Thats why its hilarious
Separated by a common language. 🤣
@@jaclynsanture6643 Exactly
He isn't jealous. Jealousy is the fear of losing something that you already have.
He's *envious,* which is the desire for something someone else has.
Perfect explanation. Thanks for sharing
Thanks for sharing 👋🇨🇦
My dumbass thought they both meant the same thing
Story 1: The audacity to squeeze into a couple's honeymoon!
Story 2: The nerve commanding the SIL to do their house chores!!
Story 1: And wanting her husband!
@@KeeYoung_ Right!
@Dark Wizard Right!
@Dark Wizard that was so weird. It went from her wanting to join their honeymoon to being obsessed with the husband and was following him.
Why should Amy have to clean up after her brother in law? Especially since she doesn't live with him. Good on Connor for being a good husband
"A housewife is a housewife"? In that case he should walk up to a random neighbor's home and demand that the lady of the house do his cleaning. That would make as much sense.
She spent too much time trying to reason with him. A simple "just hold your breath" then block him would have handled it.
No is a complete sentence.
The bil thinks he is married to Amy,and thinks he owns her, which he doesn't
"Like speaking Greek 😂😂😂As a Greek who actually speaks Greek sounded hilarious to me"😂😂Well love from Greece 🇬🇷 ❤❤
Question: Is there an equivalent of phrase in Greek?
I thought the reason why Mason was mean to Amy cause, he doesn't like her only to found out that he took his anger out of her all because, Amy decided to marry his brother instead of him.
He is delousaily 'in love' with his sil which is gross
Why in the world would Mila think that she would be invited on their honeymoon? Weird? Mila is crazy. Australia? Mila just shows up somewhere in Australia? Nonsense. Second story: So Mason thinks Amy, his SIL, should clean HIS house (well his mother’s house)because she’s a housewife? Uh, she’s not your wife Mason! Even if she was your wife she’s not your slave. Yep, Mason is insane. Mason and Mila should hook up. Why didn’t the mother give Mason the ultimatum 10 years ago? Amy is correct. This IS ridiculous.
And she's not married to a house, she's a homemaker!
If Mason doesn't have a car, how did he get to Amy's house while she was out.
@@tiredoftrolls2629 taxi, uber, lyft, subway, bus, bike, gota ride from friend, walk.
There’s always hope, even for Mason. I’ve been Mason, Connor and both sides! I agree, it takes a girl to change you 😅! Good for Mason!
Alien country! As an Aussie I’m highly offended.🤣 Our English is perfectly easy to understand. It’s our slang that’s tricky. Also we never throw ‘shrimp’ on the barbie because we call them prawns here.🤣 I do agree with the comment about the spiders and the snakes though, the huntsmen here are often the size of the palm of your hand. 😬
Mila should have pay more atterion in geo class in high school, not daydream
In what world is anyone but the couple invited to a honeymoon??
Ikr???
The second story, all she has to say is if you want a housewife to clean for you, then get married. Then hang up and block him. Call his mom and your husband to deal with him. Send them screenshots of the texts so they know what he said. A heavily pregnant woman doesn't need to deal with that stress.
My sil is in her fouth month of her pegentcly, if anyone cousese stress on her, there will be heck to pay l, by me , because I, as the sil will bring down the wrath of God on that person who could couse the miscarrige, that happen to my cousin, before she safely devived a little girl, someone coused stress to have her mscarry twins, it was horrible, but now luckly my cousins have two cute little girls, but they are not twins
@@jaclynsanture6643 that's terrible. I'm glad she's ok now with precious children. She's so lucky to have you to have her back. I was terribly stressed when I was pregnant. It would have been nice to have anyone run interference for me.
@@paulagoeringer9466 Yes, my cousin is one of the sweetness people I know, my male cousin is a preacher
That’s what I thought too! Delusional idiot!!
"Is that an option?" I ❤ that reaponse. 19:00 start of story 2.
Story #1: I get the frustration about mistaking Austria with Australia, I always hear the same thing about Sweden and Switzerland 😆
And she thinks Australians are hard to understand? Austrians speak German!
@@fridaytax haha yeah 😂😂
I worked with somebody who mixed up Tasmania and Transylvania! 😅
Story #1: Mila mistook Austria for Australia. Wrong move, mate!
Story #2: At Texas Corral, you drink outta jars that share their name with the antagonist here.
Fun fact: I used to work in an intellectual property law firm in Vienna _Austria_ and they had to send original documents with signatures all around the globe. It really happened at least once a month that documents reached us several weeks late because they were first sent to Australia before being sent on to Austria due to some mislabelling. And the senders were other law firms, not some presumably uneducated potatoes.
@@fraupfefferschote3663 I just hope that they never name anyplace in Australia "Vienna", that would confuse things (Canada has a Vienna, and the USA has loads of them. I think because everyone wants to share their name with some place famous!)
@@raakone and Canada has a London, to
I enjoy when someone gets a taste of humble pie, reforms and turn their life around.
Story 1
Yup, sure does sound like my stalker. That woman was out of her flipping mind. Any sort of look of discomfort from me towards her was interpreted as affection. Even when I screamed in her faces about how much I hate her, she just looked at me with star-struck eyes and tried reaching out to kiss me. When my friend told her to listen carefully to WHAT EXACTLY I WAS SAYING she finally realized how nuts she was. I must have sounded like Charlie Browns mother to her. Well, while hearing romantic music like in any cheesy movie. Urgh!
Also. We from Sweden often get mixed up with Switzerland. How can you mess that up?! Google exist! Use it, Karen!
Saying "Charlie Brown's mother" cracked me up. Mwa mwaaa mwaaaa ma mwaa.
The word friend ,do these people really understand what it means,ypu want to break up someones marriage,stalk them that's a friend? Well dam what is an enemy ?
I'm very impressed that the American VA's pronounced 'Melbourne' the Australian way: Mel-burn. None of that toffy British 'Mehl-borne' here!
Also yes great health facilities, but our wait lists for some are just as long as elsewhere 😬
And Mila gets a punch for that ohhh-so-done-to-death 'shrimp on the barbie' comment. 🙄😛 Also its just 'mate', not 'me old mate' - no Cockney here either! 😄
I thought Melbourne was always pronounced Mel-burn 😮
@@cybercat29 You'd be surprised how many outside of Australia mispronounce it 😬
More like going to Swaziland instead of Switzerland 😂😂😂
In Story 2, who all agree that Mason needs slap?! Because 1 Amy is pregnant, 2 she's married to his brother! And 3 he's a freak! I'm glad Connor got involved and glad that mother in law kicked him out because I was worried that she would have been badly been treated by Mason to do what he wants and I'm glad she is nice to Amy and never wants to do with Mason ever again.
Seriously I really felt like I wanted to slap him and he had the nerve to tell her, he'll be her husband like wtf! I hope dude never gets married at all!
Literally his first words made me want to.
Basically if a man said that to me I would of not only hung up my phone but blocked Mason too.
Mason's new girlfriend needs to watch out, they said he changed, but time will tell when he goes back to what happen again
@@jaclynsanture6643 yeah I doubt anyone would even want to date a freak like that guy
@@gageperuti5519 I say slap him with an old and moldy frozen fish that way it can wake him back to reality
After I had my appendix removed I learnt a valuable lesson. Don't go 10 pin bowling 7 days after being operated on. It was old school surgery and not pin hole.
OW, OW, OW 😢 I hope that you didn't break the stitches 😢
@cybercat29 no but ended up in emergency surgery at 3am due to internal bleeding. I was 19 then and simply didn't think about what I was doing.
@@Tracie..... Oh, man 🥺 I hope that it didn't take you long to make a full recovery 🥺
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1st story:
Mila: "What if I get abducted??"
OP: "Then they'll have to take their chances with you, just like the rest of us!!"
The kidnapper would have to be bloody desperate, if you ask me.
A bit upset, we have more then spiders and snakes, we have poisonous jellyfish,crocs way bigger then those alligators and thousands of flies. 😊
😂😂😂😂
And cranky emus. And koalas with weak bladders. And dropbears.
And The Gimpy-Gimpy. ( just to confuse everyone not Aussie! 😂)
I have seen pictures of some of the 🕷 From what this Canadian has heard, those BIG spiders are the pest control 😳
@@cybercat29 yeah, the Huntsman spiders can get pretty big, but, are not venomous and very handy to have around. As you say, great pest controllers. They usually just go about their business and not cause any problems. (Although I did have one come sit on my hand once. Didn't realize till I moved and it jumped off. Scared the ---- outa me!!! 🤣 But, I'm pretty sure it was just being friendly. Didn't bite or anything. )
Mila only has “stupor” powers. Poor thing. 😂 She was clearly a “Pick Me” Girl before the term came into being.
At least her brand of stupidity isn't violently contagious
Story #2: When Mason tells his brother "you were the Victorian." What a hoot. He should have said "Valedictorian." The two words are nowhere near sounding alike.
Honestly it's probably a mistake but I'd like to think it's done on purpose to show how ignorant he is
Maybe he thought he was strutting around school like a Victorian gentleman!
Good point, Eva!
I don't know who's worse Mila or Mason in these stories? Both of their behaviors prove they need mental help of some kind.
It is both Mila and Mason
Mila seems to have a severe mental issue. Mason is just weirdly entitled
Stalking someone to another continent is a whole level of crazy. Granted, wrong continent but still that level of commitment.
I actually liked the ending of the story with Mason (2nd story), everybody technically got a happy ending.
Mason's new girlfriend, better keep an eye on him, he could go back to his narasstic personially disorder again
Why would her husband’s brother think he has any right to ask her to do his housework?
He is a lazy bum, that is what, he will just order Amy to run around, couse a miscarry and not feel horrible about it, he will just yell at her to get him another beer
Glad Conner & his mother stood up for her.
Story 1: Does Mila have a thing for single dads?
Story 2: The SIL is married to the brother, why is Mason asking for his own SIL to clean the house?
Good afternoon from Ireland Mila is insane
Good morning from Burnaby, British Columbia, Canada 🤗💖🇨🇦
It is so weird for Mila to think that Kylie would invite on their honeymoon and I would feel sorry for the kidnappers. And in story 2 she is Connor’s wife not his so he has no right to tell her what to do also he is such a freak, seriously what is wrong with him ?
Story 1. The friend is not a true friend. Just tell her no. Also you can go no contact. She sounds a bit delusional. She will cause trouble. Could give wrong information about the honeymoon. Like when you go, where, and other plans. Leave her hanging, if she can't understand what no means then go your own way.
A bit? She's a serial stalker.
She's not just a little delusional. She's a stalker and probably psychotic, and she belongs in a mental hospital or prison for a long, long time.
id have her running all over the place. well id be chilling on other side of the planet
I said it before and I'll say it again:
"If you don't want to live in someone else's shadow, then stop walking in their shadow and make your own path instead of trailing after them."
Worthy of a fortune cookie
First Story comment: Mila needs to get help for whatever attachment disorder she's got and on behalf of crazy women everywhere WE DON'T KNOW HER😂
Second Story comment : Appendicitis can be an easy recovery WHEN IT'S CAUGHT IN TIME AND DONE CORRECTLY.... I almost didn't. Botched appendectomy at 12 and I'm now 40.
Oh, man 😢 I hope that you were able to make a full recovery 🙏
@@cybercat29 Long story short the Dr just didn't listen to my mom about a family history of being deathly allergic to penicillin. He also made me wait until the time he had the OR booked AFTER IT BLEW UP inside me. Needless to say that he fled a malpractice lawsuit
@@tarawynde5160 WHAT?!😠😡🤬👿 I hope that KARMA got that idiot so-called doctor later on 😠😡🤬👿
Our Mom (my siblings and I) went to the hospital when her stomach was feeling sore for a few days only to find out that she had a ruptured appendix 😥 She was so lucky to have gotten to the hospital when she did 😥 Mom was told that she was the oldest patient the hospital had for a ruptured appendix at 78 years old 😧
My cousin had an seousis apenatices, luckly my dear sianted aunt, who had been a nurse pathetioner knew he wasn't feeling well, this was the day of my cousin's high gradution and he was rushed to surgey that very day
I'm ROFL, Mila is crae-crae.
I would've blocked this woman ages ago!
Me think Mila is tad too obsessed 😂
So do I
Help me Kylie you're my only hope ...
That made me giggle.
Wait, wait, wait....Mila has done this before?????
Yes, that is what Op said, the female person is a Huge stalker, she must have done that to her husband when she saw him the first time, but he was on a date with another woman
My daughter just said she thinks Mila has played too much June's Journey. (Daughter is 15) That Mason guy in the second story sounds like he is off his freaking rocker.
I’m really glad that the brother in story 2 was redeemed
So am I, hopfully he will Not go back to. being a narasstic
I am very much enjoying this "two short stories" format. Keep it up !
Hey 👋 Enjoy your day 🤗
@@bridgetdebourgh5698 you too ! Xx. I hope you and yours are well and happy, have a blessed day xxx
@@brigidosullivan5704 Doing good. Going to my sister's house to dog sit for a few days. Hope you are in good health and happy. Have a blessed day 🤗
Same here, and please give your dear sister a hug for me and her dear dog a hug for me 💖🐶💖
"I'm not ready for all this!". Jackass, life doesn't give a damn if you're ready or not. You live or perish. But at least Mason got it together. Hopefully this new lady can keep him grounded and crack the whip as needed.
I hope that too, if he goes back to being a narasstic, she needs to leave quicky
Now honestly who can say that they have not once in their life ever confused the names of those two countries, especially as a kid just starting to learn world geography?
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8:49 -9:56: And finally, there it is. Wondered why she wanted to invite herself so badly. Talk abour delusional.
15:45 - 16:26: That psycho doesn't even know when to give up! And the gall too!!
Edit: Moral of the story: Sometimes, listening to your heart isn't always the best idea.
It was the comparing herself to Jesus as a reason to have Tim that made me finally lose it. The man was chased across the land, outlawed for his beliefs, challenged so many times, whipped, beaten, falsely convicted and betrayed by his own people, all for a death that he didn’t deserve and was only so humans had a way into Sky Daddy’s home, but yeah, Mila, go off on how an international trip and divorce means a woman should give up her husband so you can trap him in your cave and make him rise after three days, ya bonkers b*tch!
You cant fool me! fools herself super hard :D
If you're going to follow someone and only know that they're going to Australia, you know, an entire CONTINENT, wouldn't you at least find out where on the continent they are?
Says she can sense things why can't she sense that she's not wanted? And why do she want to go and somebody honeymoon isn't you're kind of crazy. Now where is she suppose to sleep, with them in there room? THAT IS A NOPE FROM ME! She thinks someone will kidnap her, LOL THEY WILL THROW HER BACK! If she that good why can't she becomes a private detective.
Re: story 1 - it sounds like Mila is delusional and is not truly grounded in reality. Instead of jail or prison, she could use some court-mandated time in intensive therapy, and perhaps medication to ease her more obsessive symptoms. This woman is a danger to herself, obviously, and while this has the potential to escalate badly, putting her under a psychiatrist's care would help in her recovery, as her life is also being ruined by her delusions.
Ok so she would have a hard time understanding people in Australia because of their accents even though they do speak English, but she somehow thinks going to a place where they speak German would be easier for her. Oi.
Good Morning ☀️ Have a great Tuesday everyone 👋🤗
Enjoy your day!!
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As I married my hubby while I was drunk on an overnight stay to Gretna Green in Scotland. Where they did same day marriages. Yet to me I was meeting up with some of my biker mates. Yet next morning my proud new hubby showed me our marriage certificate. I ripped it up & threw it in the roaring fire. Then I pack my bag an jumped in my car & went to France. For what I thought was a rather drunken weekend. Turns out it was 2 weeks & my boss reported me missing to the police lol. When I got back to UK. I had to apologise to my boss an explain what happened. He laughed his head off. An told me my drinking would get me in trouble one day. Yet married to a guy I wasn't even dating was not what he expected. I said me too that's why I ran for the hills lol. I kept my job. Just. Then 6 months later I'm out drinking & bump into MY "hubby". Next morning I wake up & he's in my flat. Apparently we did the deed. 3 months later I'm pregnant with OUR first born & only daughter. We go on to have 2 sons. We now have 4 grandsons too lol. A weird way to start A marriage I know. Yet it's worked out well lol. We married in 1985. An still going strong. Although we never did have a honeymoon together. Might do that soon. As we getting on in years now lol
That would make one hell of a lifetime movie 🍿😂 ✨💘
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Mila: " What if i get abducted!?"😢
OP: " God! I hope so!🙏 And don't worry, Tim and i will be fine!🤗 Once i put on a Teddy Pendergrass song, we'll forget you even existed!🤔 We'll just turn off the lights and get cozy!😂😂
Ludicrous: outlandish and foolish / crazy. Ludacris: American rapper 😅
These ones are my favorite. People are crazy thats why I became a vet tech.
I don't know. My cats are crazy.
@@lyndatuttleAww, please give your dear sweet kitties hugs and kisses for me 😻😻💖💖
Yikes , 😬 Connor and Mason’s father must’ve been certainly something to be treating his wife the same way Mason is treating his own SIL while she heavily pregnant yikes. Where the heck did Mason get the idea of talking about He’s OP’s husband now and is sitting there barking orders at her expecting her to be like his indentured servant because the OP and Connor have a mutual relationship and healthy relationship.
Good afternoon all, hope you’re having a nice Tuesday and if you have time to spare please join me for today’s Apple Texts Shot Mini-Game! Your rule for this double-game is “take a shot of your chosen food or drink every time you wonder ‘why don’t we introduce Mila to Mason?’” Two awful people making each other miserable instead of their respective spouse;family ... also, ‘saying strange things’? FFS woman just TELL HIM THE TRUTH-oh, she told him in the end ... but points off for not blocking him! I’m about to eat a nice late lunch (a can of meatballs 😋😋😋) with my afternoon cuppa (of course), but play it your way: food or drink, hot or cold, meaty or otherwise, so long as you enjoy it you’re playing it right! Cheers ☕️🍝
Stay safe, go hug your furbabies and remember: you are all awesome 💙🐱💙
I said that too! We should start matching couples up!
Good morning, I will be having breakfast of porridge, almond milk, and coffee, and please give your dear sweet furbabies hugs and kisses for me from Burnaby, British Columbia, Canada 🤗 💖 🇨🇦 😻💖
Good morning from Virginia! Have a lovely day!
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Good morning from Burnaby, British Columbia, Canada 🤗💖🇨🇦
story 1: i think jail time would be a good option.that or the parents arrange something where she either accepts being committed to some form of place like a rehabilitation facility with people with similar or same problem and they work with her on getting help. plus if she met people who are learning that their idea of love through stalking is not healthy for them and for the people being stalked maybe she might realize she messed up big time. that and if she tries to leave or escape she will have violated some sort of court order and have to go to jail. either well it'll be a lesson for her to realize her choice of actions are wrong .
You don’t scoff down food, you scarf down food.😂
The second story is sick AF.
I had an inkling that Tim was lying, when he and his colleague were talking in the cafe about his honeymoon, he was basically lying to stop Mila from following them on their honeymoon.
17:55 she needs to apply as a real detective.
Have the words "none of your business" ever crossed anyone's mind? If Kylie had said this from the beginning she probably wouldn't have to deal with all the drama and irritating texts from Mila later on. Also as a bonus, MIla might have felt so insulted by the response that she stopped trying to be her "friend" altogether.
Good evening Tuesday night from Australia (not Austria). My question is: "Where in Australia?" "Oh, Sydney?" Sorry, I'm in Broome/Perth/Cairns/Darwin (basically anywhere 3+ hours and thousands of miles' flight away from Sydney). It's a big country, people. Kind of like landing in New York when someone's in LA, comparatively speaking.
ETA: Typical Yank can't understand perfectly good English.
42 Wallaby Way, Sydney!! 🤣
Good morning from Burnaby, British Columbia, Canada 🤗💖🇨🇦
Ooh, Mila, watch out for those drop bears!😹😹
Wow a good husband compilation. Kylie and Amy lucked out having their husbands on their side. Also love when the OP sounds like Bernadette shes the best 😂
A late baby 👶
Thats not over joy
Thats a bigger baby splitting her
A few secs b4 4:39 when the 1 lady says “wat the hell?!” I get an ad for old spice. I’m just thinking “ya “wat the hell.” Is right. Lol” 😂
Not scoffing down lunch, scarfing!
Story #2 .. In what world is your brother's wife supposed to come clean for you? Dahell kinda mess is this.
Austria vs. Australia is a joke old as eff but still people fall for it :p
by the way: there are kangaroos in Austria, just not out in the wild ....
oh Tim, you shneaky, shneaky lad xD
In high school you were the Victorian LMAO
I actually did laugh out loud at that one - and scared the cat. I think these stories are neither written by native English speakers nor performed by them, so there are a number of funny errors included. Think of them as Easter eggs to find, that way you aren’t annoyed by the sloppy writing.
@@pinkmonkeybird2644Aww 😻💖 Please give your dear sweet kitty hugs and kisses for me after you gave them hugs and kisses after apologizing for accidentally scarying them 😻💖
Even if she had followed them to Australia, it’s a continent not a city. The chances that they would be close enough to meet up is ludicrous.
It’s bloody huge I come from Aus I know
Mason can have the life he wants, if he becomes a sugar baby for the right man
12:35 - yeah, definitely insane. And delusional to think she'd get help.
the first story someone needs help big time. if she having these sorts of delusions constantly that's a big sign someone needs to check into some place.
second story...wait so this dude Mason wants his brother's wife to come over to his house to clean. she not is wife. she doesn't live there. yet he says that's "her responsible as a housewife"" like bloody hell that goes beyond being misogynist. and he just lashest out at his brother while he does nothing with his life. The dude has the heart of a neckbeard.
Yes, this is for the secoud story, Mason is one of creepy 'nice guys' and thinks women are slaves, Which us ladies are Not
Mason is one of the craziest characters i have heard in these stories, and thats saying something 😂
Mila, you are not invited to our honeymoon. Good-bye.
Help me Kylie your my only hope? Sounds like a STAR WARS episode.
I wouldn't have told Mila anything. I would've... _skirted_ around the truth.
"You know, you haven't found me yet. You're in Australia, but that's a big place. Unless you come knocking on my door, you haven't found me yet. Good luck."
And then I would stop responding entirely.
S2: If my brother ever spoke to my wife like that, he would either be in a hospital or in the mortuary for sure.
Crazy GIRL IS INSANE
And again we have a 2 stories
Mason and Mila should get together! Two crazies!
Story 2, You were the victorian? in high school? Did he mean valedictorian? Let alone what he expects from his sister in law. Mason is so oblivious to the world.
Mika needs to be put into a padded room
Ludacris = Chris Bridges
Ludicrous was the word they were looking for
Mason needs to get a life... he should clean after himself
18:55 The second story starts here
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Thank you 😊
Ludacris did is a singer, ludicrous is the word you wanted.
lu·di·crous adjective so foolish, unreasonable, or out of place as to be amusing; ridiculous. "it's ludicrous that I have been fined". As compared with ludacris..an American rapper. LOL