Sugar Daddies Fight Over You! [MM4A] ASMR Roleplay

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 มี.ค. 2023
  • Featuring ‪@theshyoneva‬ , check his channel out!
    Script by me
    Choose your sugar daddy!
    You are at another fundraising event, but you catch the eye of another rich man. In a clash of egos, you must choose between two testosterone-driven men. Your current sugar daddy, who adores you, or... do you like what Mr Shy has to over?
    Background: www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/70650...
    Characters: https www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/75674...
    ://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/677158493974124220/
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  • @knittedoll
    @knittedoll ปีที่แล้ว +499

    GREEN!! PIN? LOVE U

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +80

      ofc! Are you feeling better?

    • @knittedoll
      @knittedoll ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 mhm!! Recovering from the surgery:D it was a toe nail removal😞

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@knittedoll you poor thing 💔
      Get well soon xx

    • @knittedoll
      @knittedoll ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Thank youuu :D

    • @knittedoll
      @knittedoll ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Leo 🍁 Awh thanks you!

  • @liam_at_ur_service
    @liam_at_ur_service ปีที่แล้ว +326

    "Step aside shy 💅" I can't - 😂😂

    • @ErinGozan-vs
      @ErinGozan-vs 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The sass 😂

    • @Bug-br6ey
      @Bug-br6ey 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ...they are just enemies at this point

    • @janiqueunderhill-vh3gu
      @janiqueunderhill-vh3gu หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂😂 the guy just smooth with it..and shy has no shame 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alyssavaught6993
    @alyssavaught6993 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Daddy: baby there you are
    Me: (pushes the other guy away and runs over to daddy and hugs him)

  • @MamaZorb69
    @MamaZorb69 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    “You have my full permission to slap him, I’ll deal with the consequences later”
    *cracks knuckles* bet

  • @_Felixx__
    @_Felixx__ ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "Which one? I have four"
    Was the greatest comeback I've ever heard! 😭

  • @desiree_isveryshort
    @desiree_isveryshort ปีที่แล้ว +48

    i was a girl in the village doing alright
    and now i'm choosing daddies overnight

    • @Simp416
      @Simp416 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      So much money

    • @Themostcutestflyingbabyever
      @Themostcutestflyingbabyever 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      SO MUCH MONEY TO SEE😍😍🤧🤧🤧

  • @StarFreak47362
    @StarFreak47362 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    “You must have seen how everyone fears him”
    Yes… because that means no one will talk to me and I can be an introvert and people watch! ✨

    • @Daughter_of_Lillith
      @Daughter_of_Lillith ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Me, who's an introvert and has social anxiety: Good

    • @brendafearby6921
      @brendafearby6921 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yes fear because trumma is the key to haveing a fricking back bone

    • @Artistwithpurplehair
      @Artistwithpurplehair หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Same 100% same

    • @Artistwithpurplehair
      @Artistwithpurplehair หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Or just hide in the bathroom and play on my phone till this is over.

  • @whos_redacted9201
    @whos_redacted9201 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    6:51 how did you know I was allergic to shellfish..? HE'S IN THE WALLSSSSS

    • @sibongsu
      @sibongsu ปีที่แล้ว +10

      HE'S IN MY EYES, HE IS IN MY EARS-

    • @xxfinwazzxx5270
      @xxfinwazzxx5270 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @SparkleLuna77
      @SparkleLuna77 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂. I laughed so hard at this comment!

  • @Silver-LunaOCSyren
    @Silver-LunaOCSyren ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "In solid gold"
    My immediate response: "Ew- That's not a good car color-"

    • @nicolejones3686
      @nicolejones3686 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Agreed, that's so tacky 😭

  • @Sharky.q
    @Sharky.q ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Him: "darling you have all my permission to slap him."
    Me: "REALLY?! CAN I CAN I?????" *ITALIAN INTENSIFIES* "MAMMA MIA IO TE SPACH SPAGGHETTI IN FACCIA TUA"

    • @Shota-Aizawa22
      @Shota-Aizawa22 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      *sheer Italian rage intensifies*

  • @tararedstar9408
    @tararedstar9408 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    Green Daddy: Baby, you have my permission to slap him. I'll deal with the consequences.
    Me: (warms up hands) Say less.
    Love the audio, sir 😁

    • @Aubry634
      @Aubry634 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Thats what I was doing I was cracking my knuckles and warming up to through a will smith 🤣🤣

    • @crystalwasileskirebornsmor4318
      @crystalwasileskirebornsmor4318 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *cracks knuckles and ankles drop kick it is*

    • @_Felixx__
      @_Felixx__ ปีที่แล้ว

      @YourMom-mc2tu
      Keep my sugar baby's name out your goddxmn mouth!! *Slap* !

    • @Sage.was_here
      @Sage.was_here ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes- we shall slap this motherf**ker-

    • @Tanjiro_kamado_21
      @Tanjiro_kamado_21 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah we all be ready to throw hands! But I will use the side of my hand instead cuz it’s stronger!

  • @kira._.4267
    @kira._.4267 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    S:What colour is your bugatti
    G: Which one? I have four
    The cackle i let out omg

  • @slasherntrident7107
    @slasherntrident7107 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Green: why did you take so long to answer
    Me, a adhd bisexual on the spectrum gremlin with crippling anxiety: I'm the walking definition of cannot make my mind up, I was having a crisis!?!

    • @currentlycryingat3am
      @currentlycryingat3am ปีที่แล้ว +45

      STOP bc this is so me 😭✋

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +93

      ngl it is quite a high pressure situation 🥲

    • @Titus_Alexius
      @Titus_Alexius ปีที่แล้ว +38

      My adhd bisexual anxiety self would've zoned out or got distracted while they were arguing too!

    • @PuddinHead_5
      @PuddinHead_5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I was like: umm it was a pause for dramatic effect. 🙄

  • @its_Lynxx
    @its_Lynxx ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "You have my permission to slap him"
    Me: I think I'd rather punch him!😁

  • @Enderchibi127
    @Enderchibi127 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Shy:" I can get you anything you want"
    Me: a Romantic relationship would be nice *fingers snaps*

  • @0NV3NUS
    @0NV3NUS ปีที่แล้ว +659

    WhAt CoLoUr Is yOuR BuGaTtI?!? Love it green! thx for another amazing audio!

  • @lemonit8958
    @lemonit8958 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    *Green talking about saving dolphins*
    Me after seeing one too many casual geographic videos: NAH UH, HELL NAH! Not dolphins

  • @mymil3s
    @mymil3s ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Tell me mr GREEN, what color is YOUR bugatti?”
    YOUR KILLING ME😭

  • @lpslover-tq3cn
    @lpslover-tq3cn 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "Its mr green to you... mr shy"💅🏽💏💑the sassiness...it just...halariois😅😅😅😂😂😂i cant

  • @venomcatva
    @venomcatva ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “there may be other sugar babies like you that you can meet”
    nah bro i’m good 😀 i’d either stay with you or by myself idc 😭😭

  • @hannahcarson224
    @hannahcarson224 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    As soon as we were approached by the other daddy I was mentally screaming for green to come help and soon as green showed up in we ran to him to protect us.

    • @Titus_Alexius
      @Titus_Alexius ปีที่แล้ว +9

      SAME

    • @shade7115
      @shade7115 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fr

    • @mckinleyestes5397
      @mckinleyestes5397 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YESSSSS WE DID! I WAS ALSO LIKE “IM GOING TO PUNCH THIS GUY IF GREEN DOESNT COME TO GET ME”

    • @user-vm9re8sl5k
      @user-vm9re8sl5k ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fr fr 😅

    • @lilybeth9279
      @lilybeth9279 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I legit was responding like I was actually there and my dad came in and asked who I was talking to and I had to explain it😅

  • @mirq05
    @mirq05 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    Sugar daddy roleplays are so funny I love them so much 😭

    • @SkibidiBopMmDada.
      @SkibidiBopMmDada. ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Bruh I thought you were azeru lmao

    • @leta488
      @leta488 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Damn I thought you were Azeru😭

    • @mirq05
      @mirq05 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@leta488 LMAO

    • @Tsukasa._.Hiroshi
      @Tsukasa._.Hiroshi ปีที่แล้ว +15

      PLSSS I TOUGHT YOU WERE AZERU

    • @bunnygirl2312
      @bunnygirl2312 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I love the username

  • @tp.51
    @tp.51 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1. Im not anyones honeybun
    2. Bugatti colours 😂
    3. Loyalty above everything else, well apart from this list obviously 😂

  • @cowgirlqueen6447
    @cowgirlqueen6447 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Nobody:
    Me spitting out my water from the deep voice at the beginning
    My mom's boyfriend: You okay sweetheart?
    Me: Y-Yeah

  • @venomcatva
    @venomcatva ปีที่แล้ว +13

    10:53 “i have four” aHA HE GOT OUTRICHED LMAO

  • @theblue_rat6490
    @theblue_rat6490 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Green: Will be taking something more extravagant.
    Me: are we taking a helicopter…?
    * helicopter noises*
    Me:I KNEW IT!

  • @demonpishiva1482
    @demonpishiva1482 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    "What color is your bugati?"
    "Which one? I have four"
    The way I fucking cackled- 😂
    The audio was amazing was always ^^

    • @xxfinwazzxx5270
      @xxfinwazzxx5270 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Frrr

    • @bobakat-zz2ei
      @bobakat-zz2ei 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Fr I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @levis_hoe69
    @levis_hoe69 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “What color is is YOUR bigatti??”
    *THE BOYS*
    I I I I GOT THIS FEELING YEA YOU KNOW WHERE IM LOOSING ALL CONTROL CAUSE THERES MAGIC IN MY BONES.

  • @user-vm9re8sl5k
    @user-vm9re8sl5k ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *In the helicopter*
    Him: Speechless r u?
    Me: WELL YEA I'M AFRAID OF DAM HIGHTS

  • @DeathWishesXOXO
    @DeathWishesXOXO ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Green: we'll be taking something more extravagant.
    **Helicopter noises**
    Me: ....
    Also me: I have a fear of heights. WHY DID YOU CHOSE THIS?! 😭

    • @user-vm9re8sl5k
      @user-vm9re8sl5k ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I DID A COMMENT EXACTLY LIKE THIS 😂😂😂

    • @R0seGh0st
      @R0seGh0st ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’m more worried about how messy the make up we would have just done - and our hair

    • @brendafearby6921
      @brendafearby6921 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      face your fear. This is the new fear factor p.s i'm not a fraid of hight went sky diveying yesterday

  • @Char---
    @Char--- ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Timestamps bc why not
    1. 13:42
    "I want you to be my sugar baby"
    No. Turn around, walk away, thank you.
    2. 14:18
    "Oh, but he's nice to you? My dear, in that case, he has been manipulating you--"
    ..Isn't that what you're doing right now?
    3. 16:15
    "So in the mean time, this is goodbye, I'll see you later, my sweet honey bun"
    You did not just call me that.
    4. 16:46
    "The last thing he said was addressed to me--"
    ..WHAT? (Look at 3.)

    • @Nobody1sh3r3
      @Nobody1sh3r3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      THE LAST PNE CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD

    • @Char---
      @Char--- ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Nobody1sh3r3 lmao

    • @tailedgates9
      @tailedgates9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had a thought at first that Shy used to be his sugar baby. Lol

  • @ilikeamsr9033
    @ilikeamsr9033 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “Hey Siri, how do you marry someone’s voice ?”

    • @IzzyakaSpookyGurlQueenal-lh3dh
      @IzzyakaSpookyGurlQueenal-lh3dh 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Me as siri: I have no idea. Maybe marry his voice in ur dreams

    • @Themostcutestflyingbabyever
      @Themostcutestflyingbabyever 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      me as Alexa: tf you mean Siri? You merry the man himself duh you dumb fool then you get the man himself AND his voice bro like😍😍😻😻

    • @Themostcutestflyingbabyever
      @Themostcutestflyingbabyever 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Marry* aww such good grammar 😍

    • @ilikeamsr9033
      @ilikeamsr9033 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Themostcutestflyingbabyever true never thought of that but what if I only want the voice lol

    • @ilikeamsr9033
      @ilikeamsr9033 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@IzzyakaSpookyGurlQueenal-lh3dh fair point

  • @mashu_uwu
    @mashu_uwu ปีที่แล้ว +8

    No no no no not the "what color is your Bugatti"

  • @bunnie_bunz3114
    @bunnie_bunz3114 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    😩"What colours your bugatti?" 😩

  • @Alexis-no5xe
    @Alexis-no5xe ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Green: there will be rich a$$holes that will look done on you
    Me: I get it I'm short you don't have to point it out

  • @cubone9673
    @cubone9673 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Oh two of my favourite asmr TH-camrs in one video? How could i wish for more? Yet another masterpiece

  • @Char---
    @Char--- ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "You have full permission to sla--"
    I'm 10 steps ahead of you.

    • @Shota-Aizawa22
      @Shota-Aizawa22 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      *raises a chair.*

  • @giannagarza9975
    @giannagarza9975 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    All I gotta say is the saying " what color is your Bugatti" brings backmemories from people in my class it still haunts me 😭

  • @mymuse_.
    @mymuse_. ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI 🥶

  • @cynthias8067
    @cynthias8067 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I LOVE THESE SUGAR DADDY ROLEPLAYS!!!

  • @nicolehullum5336
    @nicolehullum5336 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    him: its time
    me:why dose that sound so menacing 😰

  • @Royalrand0m
    @Royalrand0m ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Green: “Why did you take so long to answer”
    Me: *laughing my butt off and mocking shy causing me to laugh harder* 🤣
    (Shy is amazing tho and I don’t mean this to him I’m talking specifically this character in the video, Shy’s audios are amazing, so are Green’s never could I fall asleep without listening to them❤🥲✨)

  • @hunty.0
    @hunty.0 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Well aren't you just the cutest little darling?"
    Miqo'te me: *tail floof and growls*
    "Aww, no need to be shy from me~"
    *glare* This ain't me being shy, guy.
    Seriously tho, this was awesome :3 he genuinely startled me when I heard him talk lol

  • @raccoonwarlock
    @raccoonwarlock ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Girls, girls, you're both pretty. Can I go home now? 😀

  • @itssophienotsofia205
    @itssophienotsofia205 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "If you want to save dolphins, you might as well swim the ocean and do cpr on them"😭 bruh i just burst out laughing

  • @bunnygirl2312
    @bunnygirl2312 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Dolphins was one of my favorites animals..until I found out what they actually did and it ruined it for me 🥲
    Keep up the good work Green! Please take care of yourself and drink plenty of water!!

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thank you!
      What are your favourite animals now? 😆

    • @bunnygirl2312
      @bunnygirl2312 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Wolves and Red pandas!! :3

    • @Ren.Atashi
      @Ren.Atashi 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yeah… sorry about your love of dolphins at least balugas are cute 🥰

    • @bunnygirl2312
      @bunnygirl2312 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Ren.Atashi that I can agree 🥰

  • @lollagurly198
    @lollagurly198 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Bruh when he said gold Bugatti i said tacky and Green immediately agreed. Shy was acting sus af.

    • @theshyoneva
      @theshyoneva ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What? No I wasn’t. Not sus at all :3

    • @sibongsu
      @sibongsu ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@theshyoneva WAIT- YOU'RE HERE-

    • @theshyoneva
      @theshyoneva ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sibongsu YEAH

    • @lollagurly198
      @lollagurly198 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@theshyoneva Was it solid gold or did it have gold accents? I'm assuming solid, because gold accents can work especially if the car's black. Purple and gold also works, but definitely not for a fancy party. I'm probably way overthinking this...

    • @Themostcutestflyingbabyever
      @Themostcutestflyingbabyever 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@theshyoneva Sure buddy… sureeee😭

  • @anikasutidze1802
    @anikasutidze1802 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I would sit there and try not to a laugh just like I am trying rn. “Daddy” 😭

  • @yukis-moonbeams
    @yukis-moonbeams ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Green:Why do you hesitate.
    Shy:Good you’re giving this some thought
    Me:No I’m overwhelmed I choose Green so go

  • @saint_the_great2.077
    @saint_the_great2.077 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Him: It'd probably be best to stay away from the shellfish, I learned that the hard way
    Me: wow the first time I'm actually glad I'm allergic to shellfish I mean it makes no difference wouldn't touch it anyways

  • @leahsedgman2706
    @leahsedgman2706 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’m fucking cackling I love this so much omg 💀❤️
    Fresh food when I wake up? Damn sign me up

  • @UrFBIAgent-nx9fw
    @UrFBIAgent-nx9fw ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm really really scared of aeroplanes so when I heard the helicopter sound thingy my heart SANK

  • @misti6668
    @misti6668 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    this man always manage to make me blush i-

  • @mckinleyestes5397
    @mckinleyestes5397 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Green daddy: “You always take to long to get ready”
    Me: WELL IM SORRY FOR WANTING TO LOOK REALLY GOOD FOR YOU! LET ME DO SOMETHING NICE FOR YOU SINCE YOU DO A BUNCH OF NICE STUFF FOR ME! (Love you though. I did think it was hot when you said “NOW” 💚💚)

  • @keks3072
    @keks3072 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    OMG I LOVE THIS SERIES SO MUCH I'M SO HAPPY THERES A NEW ONE AHHHH

  • @user-gq7dm5yf3r
    @user-gq7dm5yf3r ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Love how Green actually reads he comments his too nice love so much!! ❤😭🥲😊

  • @alyssavaught6993
    @alyssavaught6993 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The other sugar daddy: no need to be shy from me
    Me has autism as well as 4 other disorders: I'm not lost I'm just waiting here for my daddy and your kinda giving me creep vibes so if you wouldn't mind leaving me alone that would be great

  • @lockedingray
    @lockedingray ปีที่แล้ว +8

    the fact it took me 10 minutes to realize the second guy was shy even tho he is on of my favorites va's

  • @andromedanstarseed729
    @andromedanstarseed729 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    squaling and kicking the air rn😭😭😭 this is AAAAAAAHHHH * ///// *

  • @grey_roses
    @grey_roses ปีที่แล้ว +21

    You guys really know how to throw a grand collaboration. 👍 Or two. ✌ How extravagant!! You spoil us. 🎉

  • @alexiscarlin
    @alexiscarlin ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I die when he says baby 💀 love this Suger daddy Adio ❤❤❤ this is amazing work keep up with the amazing work

  • @tomykomiyamoto8742
    @tomykomiyamoto8742 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Lovely! Thank you both!!❤
    You make me feel spoiled.😅
    It's great to see big money men squirm. 🙃

  • @robertamattos1688
    @robertamattos1688 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    15:53 - hmmmm
    Got me thinking, but i definitely have a good choice for this 😊.
    Good audio, man!
    I'm super intrigued now!!

  • @Echofrost5
    @Echofrost5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    15:19 Noo We just met this dude and we hesitate?! Here I am thinking we’re hanging on to Green’s arm, hardly hearing out Shy, and then we hesitate?! The betrayal.
    15:40 we’ve been given plenty of opportunities to say we don’t want this anymore, he’s said we could call it off. He doesn’t want us to do something we don’t want to do. As shown in the previous (videos) moments.
    16:25 thank you, Shy was lovely, but it’s first come first serve here.
    More serious note, this was great, the tagteam/crossover/featuring (whatever it’s call) videos always turn out lovely. Shy was a perfect choice, y’all just flow really well together!

  • @clar857
    @clar857 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The way mr.green says "which one ihave four" mr.shy got really shy omg i just can't 🤭💅🏻

  • @tired-jf1hp
    @tired-jf1hp ปีที่แล้ว +1

    " why you hesitating?" Bc i got anxiety ❤❤ and cannot process things fast

  • @user-vv1yo8xf5v
    @user-vv1yo8xf5v ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Your voice is so amazing I can listen to you for hours

  • @Kota_crazy
    @Kota_crazy ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I LOVE MM4A’s so much!!!!❤❤❤

  • @noahdylan47685
    @noahdylan47685 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I feel like being a sugar baby is a bit to hard because she has to choose from 2 sugar daddy's 😮

  • @LordGoblin7890
    @LordGoblin7890 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What color is your Bugatti
    Me: what ever color he damn well pleases 😌👌

  • @BakugosandKirishimasLOVE
    @BakugosandKirishimasLOVE ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I knew I knew the voice the minute he said Mr shy I know exactly what was this is one of my other favorite ASMR TH-camrs hilarious

  • @alyssavaught6993
    @alyssavaught6993 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Him: you always take so long to get ready
    Me: I'm a lady that's what we do

  • @salwiwiyoussef
    @salwiwiyoussef ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Diosss, que increíble audio! me encanta, me encanta, gracias por traernos esta joyita green!❤

  • @J-amie_
    @J-amie_ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE “now tell me mr green…what color is your Bugatti 👽..?”

  • @raina1887
    @raina1887 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    What a great collab! And as always, I enjoyed your voice, plus the slightly unhinged sense of humor you have. Shy definitely made me do a think 🤔 after all, is having 4 bugattis environmentally friendly??

  • @TokyoRiku
    @TokyoRiku วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    him: "you have my utmost permission to slap him"
    Me: ``Really``? 😃😃

  • @ei_ch7n
    @ei_ch7n ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Me who wants to ship them instead 👀❤
    Never knew I wanted this collab it's awesome 😭❤

  • @catlover7669
    @catlover7669 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Green: why did it take you so long to answer
    My ADHD a$$ who zones out easily: *I'm 100% sure I zoned out.*

  • @DemonicAngel12345
    @DemonicAngel12345 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Me? Wear pyjamas to a fancy event? You wouldn't catch me in anything other than my finest black velvet dress 😏
    But regardless, im sorry, Shy, my heart is and will always be Greens. Nice try, though 😋
    You both killed this video, and well, what can i say? I do love two lovely men fighting over me 😂😂
    Thank you again, Green! I'll be sleeping happy again tonight 🖤🖤

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As long as it was an expensive black velvet dress! 😆
      Thank you 🥰💚

    • @DemonicAngel12345
      @DemonicAngel12345 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​​@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Damn straight it is 😉😂🖤🖤

  • @nataliegibson2730
    @nataliegibson2730 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is really really amazing! I love it.💖 Thanks for the audio Green!

  • @LocalRat69
    @LocalRat69 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That voice 😩👌

  • @pavojudicatordei
    @pavojudicatordei ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You have my full permission to slap him, I'll deal with the consequences later." *grabs a bat* what if

  • @Titus_Alexius
    @Titus_Alexius ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You both did an amazing job! This was hilarious! I choose Green! Shy had the most tacky car color ever. Also, love the reference. Bro find a different sugar baby I don't want you. 💀
    I would wear my prom dress. I got a casual but pretty prom dress so I could wear it again. I didn't wanna spend money on something and never wear it again. I listened to this on the bus going to school. I was feeling sad so this made me feel better. I hope you're doing well! 💚💚

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks so much!!

    • @Titus_Alexius
      @Titus_Alexius ปีที่แล้ว

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 I forgot to tell you this but my friend told me an amazing life advice. She told me to get a good sugar daddy that'll treat me right. When he dies take all of his money and belongings. This advice is the best I've ever gotten.

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@Titus_Alexius And share all those belongings with all his other sugar babies 🤭

  • @bribri3825
    @bribri3825 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Shy trying to eat up Green with the Bugatti is killing me😭

  • @naveahtucker5030
    @naveahtucker5030 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Me that whole fight: oop you goina let him say that to you

  • @InkubusVA
    @InkubusVA ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Uhhhh charity events means pompous rich people uhhhhh
    "it's for animals"
    Take my money. 💸💸💸

  • @lordserpenblack8969
    @lordserpenblack8969 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I go for one who I came with, not someone who I just meet and harassed me. I wouldn't hesitate for a second. If I was in that situation.

  • @kenmakozume35353
    @kenmakozume35353 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    NOT THE ANDREW TATE REFERENCE IM FUCKING DYING AHHAHAAHAHAHGAGA

  • @Mona.peyman
    @Mona.peyman ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I loveee M4As
    It's persian new year tonight!
    Happy nowruz❤🎆
    I wish you all the happiness in life💚

  • @Artistwithpurplehair
    @Artistwithpurplehair หลายเดือนก่อน

    Shy: "I can give you anything you want."
    Me: "I want you to go away."

  • @shiny_chi6245
    @shiny_chi6245 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I would not say it like that
    The I already have a daddy thing 🤣🤣

  • @tanyldz47
    @tanyldz47 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love this series

  • @alana5892
    @alana5892 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:51 I live in Louisiana, shellfish is in my DNA

  • @venti2933
    @venti2933 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    After a tiring Day listening to this is perfect,ty!

  • @irypoutasi5604
    @irypoutasi5604 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “The last thing he said was addressed to me, not you”
    Me: Sooo he’s gay?😨

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The script was referring to "this won't be the last you see of me" 😆

    • @irypoutasi5604
      @irypoutasi5604 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 oooh ok that makes more sense😂😅

  • @noahdylan47685
    @noahdylan47685 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When Mr.Shy says sweethoneybun 😱

  • @Yourmom-cy5yv
    @Yourmom-cy5yv 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Baby i give u permission to slap him. Ill deal with the consequences”
    *Say less*

  • @nylah8129
    @nylah8129 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We twins Fr cuz
    when he said gold bugatti
    Me: dam taaacckkkkyyy 😂

  • @lexrenae495
    @lexrenae495 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “You have my full permission to slap him, I’ll deal with the consequences later”
    Awe I can’t punch him :< wtv I’ll slap him

  • @snowyevergreen1389
    @snowyevergreen1389 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Holy crap I can’t I’m sorry but my heart belongs to Sebastian Michaelis and that’s final no “daddy” can take that- 2023. 3000 years later Sebastian is soo last year

    • @snowyevergreen1389
      @snowyevergreen1389 ปีที่แล้ว

      Editors note: I watched this video again and now I’m stuck but the whole daddy thing is weird usually I would say yes sir because it feel more better for me